This is a random story created to "celebrate" Toadstool being added to Plants vs. Zombies Heroes! Though I've had this idea for a good amount of time now (the basic idea, that is.)
Story
- *Chomper is walking down a hallway, and walks near a door*
- Chomper: *knocks on the door* Hello? *hears noises from behind the door* What's going on in there? *hears chewing* Wait! There must be a party going on in there! *drools* Oh...I must get in there! *knocks on it again* HELLO!
- Sunflower: *unlocks the door* Oh, uh...hey Chomper...can you uh...not be here?
- Chomper:Why? I smell food, and I'm hungry!
- Sunflower]:N...no...Chomper...leave.
- Chomper:I'm not going to! *rushes into the room, where Bloomerang, Jack O' Lantern, Morning Glory, Sage Sage, and Toadstool are sharing a cake together* There it is! *gobbles up the whole cake and burps* ...what?
- Bloomerang:Mate! That was Toadstool's cake!
- Chomper:But, it isn't her birthday!
- Sage Sage:Chomper. We are welcoming her to the solar tribe.
- Chomper:Toadstool is joining the solar tribe?
- Morning Glory:Yeah, why?
- Chomper:N...nothing! It's ok! Totally fine! *"pets" Toadstool* Nice job Toadstool! You know me right? Chomper? Yeah! Great to see you're here too!
- Toadstool:Uh...me too...?
- Chomper:Heh heh...s...sorry about that! I'll go now! *runs off*
- Jack O' Lantern:...that was really weird.
- *Cut to a photo of Toadstool being pinned to the wall, with a picture of Three-Headed Chomper also on the wall, a dart then goes and hits the Toadstool photo. Chomper is lying down on a bed near the wall, with a box of darts near him*
- Chomper: *grumble* *grumble* Once again, she's going to end up replacing me, isn't she? She always seems to be better than me! I don't get it! Well...*grabs another dart* I'm not letting her do that this time! I'll do whatever it takes to make her not become an official member of the solar tribe! *starts laughing evilly, but coughs* I really shouldn't do that...
- *Cut to Toadstool slurping some tea with Red Stinger*
- Toadstool:Shame there's no other Lost City plants involved in this yet.
- Red Stinger:Yeah. At first, I thought it'd be great, A.K.E.E. would finally leave me alone! Though...having nobody you recognize, it gets lonely. Even if we can't be used together that often, it'll still be nice to see you.
- Toadstool:Yeah. Heh, I knew you'd be lonely.
- Red Stinger:Hush it.
- *Chomper peaks slowly from a nearby bush*
- Chomper: *watching from the bush* ...
- Red Stinger:Hey, Toadstool?
- Toadstool:Yes?
- Red Stinger:Call me crazy, but I think somebody is watching us.
- Toadstool:Eh, probably somebody spying on us.
- Red Stinger:"Eh"? That doesn't sound like an "eh" situation!
- Toadstool:What, do you want to leave?
- Red Stinger:Y...yeah...*gets out of his chair* bye Toadstool.
- Toadstool:See ya Red Stinger. *Red Stinger leaves*
- Chomper: *quietly* Great...
- Toadstool:...*looks at the bush* Chomper? What are you doing?
- Chomper:Oh! Uh...hey Toadstool! I was just walking by!
- Toadstool:Really? Then why were you really happy when Red Stinger left?
- Chomper:I uh...wanted to talk to you alone.
- Toadstool:About what?
- Chomper: *takes out a glass of water, looking oddly purple* Want some water?
- Toadstool:N...no thanks, you have it.
- Chomper:Alright! Fine! I will! *drinks the whole thing* There. Anyways, I...*begins coughing* Ack...er...I think I'm sick...
- Toadstool:Just tell me what you wanted to say.
- Chomper: *cough* HAVE A NICE DAY! *stumbles off*
- Toadstool:Weirdo...*hops away*
- Chomper: *pukes by the tree* Did I really drink that? Knowing I poisoned the dang thing? Man, I'm dumber than I thought I was. Well...that didn't work. *puts one leaf by his mouth* Hmmm...what to do...what to do...maybe not killing her is a good first step. What I should do instead then? I know! I'll convince her to leave!
- *The following day*
- Chomper: *cutting something out of fabric* This will get her! I'll look like Chompzilla and tell her that she's fired! Then she'll leave! *puts the fake vines on himself* And...there! *looks in a nearby mirror* Heh, I look pretty good! Now, time for my little plot to come into action. *starts to laugh, but stops himself* Nope. I almost choked twice this week, not risking it.
- *Chomper tries to leave his room, but the vines get stuck on the door*
- Chomper:Huh? Hey! They're...stuck! *starts trying to pull himself while grunting*
- Jack O' Lantern: *whistles and bounces down the hallway, and hears Chomper grunting* What the? *bounces over to where Chomper is stuck* Why are you dressed like Chompzilla?
- Chomper:Oh! Hey..."Jack"! I'm going to prank someone, but I got stuck! Can you help me out of here?
- Jack O' Lantern:A prank you say?
- Chomper:Yep! A prank!
- Jack O' Lantern:...well count me in! *crawls under Chomper and starts pushing him* I'll get you out of here!
- Chomper:Can you try a little...uh...more towards that middle?
- Jack O' Lantern:Sure. *they manage to push Chomper out of the room* There. Now I can't wait to see how this prank works!
- Chomper:Well, you can't really see it, but you can help me with something.
- Jack O' Lantern:Yeah?
- Chomper: *whispers* Go get Toadstool. Tell her Chompzilla wants to talk to her, then I'll...well, I'll scare her! Yeah, that's it.
- Jack O' Lantern:Got it! *bounces off*
- Chomper:Sweet! Thank you "Jacky"! *Jack O' Lantern leaves from view* ...wait. If she's told that...she'll go to where Chompzilla is. And my plan will not work unless she isn't there. I need to get rid of her for a bit too. *taps one of his leafs on his mouth again* Hmmm...what to do...*puts his leaf in the air* I got it!
- *Cut to The Smash tackling some cardboard plants, his Imp is watching with a clipboard*
- The Smash:How many that time?
- The Smash's Imp:That was 50 cardboard plants in a row sir.
- The Smash:Good!
- Chomper: *loud whistle*
- The Smash:Huh? What was that? *turns around to see Chomper, not in his Chompzilla costume* What are you doing?
- Chomper:My boss, Chompzilla told me to send you a message.
- The Smash's Imp:What sort of message? We're sort of busy training to kick your plant butt here!
- Chomper:Hey "Smashy"! You're fat! And that mask? It's ugly!
- The Smash: *growls* What did you say?
- Chomper:And one more thing.
- The Smash's Imp:And uh...what is that?
- Chomper:WRESTLING IS FAKE!
- The Smash: *growls louder* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?
- Chomper:So yeah, she wants a fight.
- The Smash:OH I'LL GIVE HER FIGHT ALL RIGHT! I'LL SHOW HER WRESTLING IS REAL AFTER I WRESTLE HER TO THE GROUND! *starts charging towards Chomper*
- Chomper:Wait, what are you doing?
- The Smash:TELL HER SHE'LL FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU DO AFTER I SMASH YOU! *uses Slammin' Smackdown on Chomper, making him respawn* ...*grunt*
- Chomper: *respawns by his Chompzilla costume* Ugh...that could've worked better...*Chompzilla walks by* Oh, hey Chompzilla!
- Chompzilla:Oh! *shrinks down to meet up to Chomper's height* How are you?
- Chomper:B...bad news...I was just strolling down the street, and The Smash run up to me and said he challenges you to a fight...then...then he slammed me to the ground! It hurt!
- Chompzilla:That wrestler wants a fight? Well, I'll give him one for you. You seem hurt, so you can stay out of this one.
- Chomper:Thanks, that'd be great.
- Chompzilla:Oddly enough, Jack O' Lantern told me Toadstool will be unable to show up either, as well as him. I wonder why.
- Chomper: *quietly* Yeah. Me too.
- Chompzilla:Well, you should sleep, and if you excuse me, I have a fight to go to. *increases herself in size so she's as big as The Smash...and a Gargantuar stacked on top of each other* See ya. *stomps off*
- Chomper:Ok Chompzilla! *puts on his Chompzilla costume and starts walking to her house* I'll totally go to bed.
- *Cut to Chomper sleeping on one of Chompzilla's giant couches*
- Chomper: *snore*
- *The door knocks*
- Chomper:Huh? Uh...*tries to imitate Chompzilla* come on in!
- Toadstool: *opens the door* Hello Mrs.Chompzilla? Jack O' Lantern told me you wanted to talk to me.
- Chomper:That is correct. Sit down.
- Toadstool:...ok? *sits down on the couch*
- Chomper:I have to say, I'm disappointed in you.
- Toadstool:Oh, sorry about that.
- Chomper:So, I'm going to simply say this. You're fired.
- Toadstool:...like that?
- Chomper: *shouts, "breaking" his Chompzilla imitation* YES! NOW LEAVE!
- Toadstool:...can you grow a little bigger? I couldn't hear that.
- Chomper: *goes back to his Chompzilla imitation* Oh! Uh...yeah! *stands on the very tips of his leafs* ...see!
- Toadstool:...Chomper? What kind of weird joke is this?
- Chomper: *seating* Chomper? Oh no, he's in battle right now, he's not here!
- Toadstool:Chomper. I know that's you. You know, you had me fooled for a second there.
- Chomper: *stops his Chompzilla imitation* Y...yeah! Funny right? Heh heh...*pats Toadstool* keep doing that good work! Bye! *starts to walk out the door, just to get picked up by Chompzilla* Huh?
- Chompzilla:So The Smash told me that you said I called him fat...and that I said wrestling is fake...
- Chomper: *seating* Lies! All lies!
- Chompzilla:...explain the costume. And the fact that you're in my house.
- Chomper:...can I not? *gets flung at a tree* OW!
- Chompzilla:Don't do that again, or you're the one that'll get fired. Got it?
- Chomper: *groan* Ok Chompzilla...
- *That night, in Chomper's room, Chomper is sitting down on his bed*
- Chomper: *sigh* This isn't working! Oh...she's just going to go and replace me again, isn't she? Not that any of they use me anyways. Well...I tried to fight for my own this time. I did become a pretty high rank here. But as usual, it just happens again. I become useless, and nobody cares about me once more. *looks both ways* ...*starts to cry a little* Nobody else will see this...
- *Someone knocks on the door*
- Chomper: *sniff* Not now...
- *The person knocks louder*
- Chomper:What do you want? I'm busy right now?
- *The door unlocks by itself, and Cactus walks in*
- Cactus:What? Busy crying by yourself?
- Chomper: *sniff* Y...yeah...
- Cactus: *sits on the bed too, next to Chomper* I heard what you've done lately. And by that, I mean in the past two days. Let me guess, you're mad at Toadstool?
- Chomper:That's right. She's going to do the same thing she did when we did that time travel adventure. She's going to replace me. Nobody will use me anymore. This always happens! And soon enough, let me guess. Rose will replace me with some other Chomper in our quest to take back Suburbia!
- Cactus:You're overreacting. She isn't going to replace you.
- Chomper: *sniff* Huh? What do you mean?
- Cactus:Before she costed more sun, and she still does. She costed more money than you, and, well, I heard humans are going to have a harder time getting her than you. Plus, there's combos you can do that she can't. You can be used quickly, she needs protection and a mushroom squad to really be able to use her. You're usable everywhere!
- Chomper:...
- Cactus:So cheer up! *crosses her arms together and looks at Chomper with a smug face* I don't really like it when you're all sad like this. It isn't you. It's some plant I've never met before.
- Chomper:...I...I guess that's true.
- Cactus:Well?
- Chomper: *stops crying and looks at Cactus* Yeah! You're right! I shouldn't be all jealous! I should let it go, and let it be! It's not the end if she's back! I can be better than her! I'll prove it! *carefully avoids some of Cactus' spikes to shake one of her arms* Thanks Cactus!
- Cactus: *smiles with her snout* Heh, you're welcome. I knew you need a little talking to cheer you up.
- Chomper:Yeah, I guess you're right.
- Cactus:Well. *gets off the bed* I have to be go to sleep myself. I just heard you crying up a storm over here. *gets towards the door* Well, good night Chomper.
- Chomper:Good night Cactus. *Cactus leaves the shuts the door* ...heh. *begins to lie down in his bed* Well...I should apologize to Toadstool for what I did. Yeah. I'll do that tomorrow morning. *goes to sleep*
- *The next morning*
- *Toadstool is drinking some coffee with Morning Glory and Smashing Pumpkin*
- Smashing Pumpkin:Yo, that Chomper guy has been acting weird lately.
- Morning Glory:Yeah. He seems mad.
- Toadstool:I think I know why. I want to talk to him one on one soon. Maturely.
- *Chomper walks over*
- Morning Glory:There he is right now.
- Chomper:Hey Toadstool. Can I talk to you privately?
- Toadstool:Oh, sure. I was planning on doing that.
- *Both begin to walk off*
- Smashing Pumpkin:Watch out! Who knows what he'll do to you!
- *Both Chomper and Toadstool look at Smashing Pumpkin, look at themselves, and start laughing*
- Toadstool:Sorry, he's paranoid.
- Chomper:I know.
- *Both walk towards a bush*
- Chomper:So...uh...I have to say something.
- Toadstool:Yeah?
- Chomper:I'm sorry for how I've acted lately. I haven't really been the greatest I've been.
- Toadstool:I know, I wanted to talk to you about how you feel. I know you're probably worried I'll...
- Chomper:Replace me? Yeah.
- Toadstool:I heard that said multiple times before. I never meant to do so. That's why when I was asked to join Heroes, I was worried you'd feel that way again.
- Chomper:So...you didn't want to be a part of this?
- Toadstool:...I didn't want to break you. Simple.
- Chomper:Well...you don't have to worry about that anymore! I'll not let that little fear stop me any longer!
- Toadstool:That's good to hear.
- Chomper:So...yeah. I'm sorry about trying to kill you, and then fire you. I was just upset.
- Toadstool:It's alright, I forgive you.
- Chomper:You do?
- Toadstool:Yep!
- Chomper:Well...want some coffee?
- Toadstool:I sort of already got some. But I can give you some myself!
- Chomper:I'd like that, thanks.
- *Both of them walk back over to where Smashing Pumpkin and Morning Glory were, looking at each other with a smile*
- *End of story*
Trivia
- Chomper isn't really a jerk, he just felt jealous of Toadstool replacing him over and over again
and being disliked a lot can take its toll too. - All the plants mentioned in this episode (except for Cactus) are from the [[File:|20px|link=]] tribe.
Yes, I do admit it, I ship Chomper and Cactus.