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This tied for the voting. If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here.

Plot

  • Mini-Golf Rumble Hill, Suburbia*

Wall-Knight: *Drawing a blue golf ball*Look guys, I made a cool drawing!*The drawing is burned to crisp by some blue flare*Hey!

Captain Combustible: Oops. Didn't mean to incinerate your "great" drawing.

Wall-Knight: Why are you so mean to me?

Captain Combustible: Being stuck in a box for a while does something to one's personality as if I wasn't strict enough. Being forced to fuel the golf's campfire doesn't help as well.*Camera reveals that Captain Combustible is in a campfire with Wall-Knight on a couch near it*

Wall-Knight: Isn't your job to help other plants?

Captain Combustible: *Glares at Wall-Knight and summons a giant blue flaming avatar of himself*DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF HELPING!!!

Wall-Knight: Umm...*A golf ball crashes through the window and activates Wall-Knight's armor*I dunno. I can't see you.

Captain Combustible: *Twitches his eye*WHAT IS WITH THIS WORLD!!!

  • The door of the cabin the two heroes are staying opens with Solar Flare coming out*

Solar Flare: Hey guys, have you seen my golf ball? I think it landed in here somewhere.

Captain Combustible: Consider it done.*Points with his feet at a black pile of ash*

Solar Flare: *Sighs*Well, there goes my perfect 18 streak.

Peashooter: *From outside*You weren't even on the 6th hole!

Captain Combustible: How long do I have to remain like this? I'm hating it more and more.

Solar Flare: Around the time the zombies come to golf.

Captain Combustible: And that is?

Solar Flare: Around 10 hours from now.

Captain Combustible: AUGHHHHH...*A brickwall seals him and Solar Flare and Wall-Knight apart*

Solar Flare: Ahh that's better. Now, what are you gonna do Wall-Knight?

Wall-Knight: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Solar Flare: Great, he's asleep.

Peashooter: *Comes into the cabin*He does that a lot these days ever since we found Hibernating Beary. He'll wake up in time, don't worry.

Solar Flare: Alright.

  • 11 hours later...*
  • The zombies are in the golf course with many, many, many, loss arms*

Brain Freeze: Are you sure this is a good idea guys?

Impfinity: We're bored. And you need to recover after getting spit back from Crazy Waves.

The Smash: Me like pancakes.

Brain Freeze: That doesn't help much. I still don't see why we share this golf course with the plants.

Impfinity: I have no idea either. Ask Zomboss for that.

Brain Freeze: Well I'll be asking him first thing I...*Sees Wall-Knight sleeping*How...

Impfinity: Ohhh...I have a plan.

The Smash: Smash him?

Impfinity: No, even better.

  • 5 minutes later...*

Brain Freeze: *Putting Wall-Knight onto a golf top thing(I dunno what those are called)*Ya know, this ain't a bad idea.*Swings his golf club onto Wall-Knight and launches him high in the sky*I shot a four.

Impfinity: Hah! You suck! I still shooting in my hundreds.

Brain Freeze: Yeah about the points for golf...

The Smash: *Smashes the ground launching Wall-Knight even further into a hole*Me got perfect.

Impfinity:You can't be perfect! Only I can!

Brain Freeze: *Slaps his hand on his face*This is so great.*Picks up Wall-Knight from the hole but lays him down near the hole*Well the points of golfing are quite different guys. First off...

  • In Wall-Knight's imagination...*

Wall-Knight: *Imagining him and Green Shadow on a date*Aww, that's cute honey. No no, dinner's on me. Hang on, I'll get my wallet from the car.

Pecanolith: I'm not your car.*Fires a laser at the building Wall-Knight is in*

Wall-Knight: Oh gosh!!!*Begins running to dodge the fire*

  • In reality*

Baseball Zombie #75389745290: Gonna make the shot.*Putts a ball but Wall-Knight suddenly rushes in blocking it*HEY!!!

Wall-Knight: THE LASERS ARE COMING!*Crashes onto a building, bringing it down*

The Smash: *Notices the crashed down buildings*Hey, me didn't do that. Whoever did this must be smashed.

Brain Freeze: *Sighs*Alright Defensive End, I know it was you.

Defensive End: *In the fence obstacle*Wasn't me. Think it was that nut.

Brain Freeze: Oh him.*Quckly spins in a 360 and finds Wall-Knight in the debree*You're dead.*Quickly creates an icicle and throws it at Wall-Knight only for the icicle to break instantly*Oh...that armor.

Impfinity: Fight?

Brain Freeze: Nope, this is impossible. And it has nothing to do with Imps...except for you Impfinity.

The Smash: What do you mean "impopible"?

Brain Freeze: *Slaps his face*That's another thing. He's impossible to beat as far as I know.

The Smash: Me will beat him!*Charges at Wall-Knight and slams at him as hard as possible only for his fist to rebound right to himself*Ouchie!!! What is this?!!?

Brain Freeze: That's his armor. As far I know and the others knowledge, it's inpenetrable to pretty much anything.

Impfinity: We'll crack it!*Clones himself a thousand times*Hya!!!*All the clones fire lasers at Wall-Knight. It does abosolutely nothing*

Brain Freeze: See, good luck trying to break that shell.*Raises his hands*I'll melt it.*Summons an acid rain that pours down the entire golf course*

Tennis Champ #68340: *Walks up to Brain Freeze*Umm...sir, you're kinda destroying the entire golf course. And that ain't going to melt the armor you know.

Brain Freeze: *Fires a icy blast at the Tennis Champ*It'll melt, don't worry. Besides, this acid isn't that powerful.*Camera reveals that half of the course has been melted*

Wall-Knight: Zzzzz, John Green had a green thumb, zzzzzzz...

The Smash: Me don't think that'll do anything.

Brain Freeze: *Stops the acid and turns around to reveal that his eyes have been melted off but he hasn't notcied due to freezing his eyeballs as well*I think it worked.

The Smash: Umm...well, me think me got an idea.

Impfinity: Really?

The Smash: No, me manager got it.

Brain Freeze: You have a manager?

The Smash's Manager: *Pops out from The Smash's back*Hoi there!

Impfinity: How did we not notice?

The Smash's Manager: Explain how Captain Deadbeard can pull out a cannon and barrel out of nowhere.

Impfinity: Point taken. Anyway, what's you're plan?

The Smash's Manager: Get cloning.

  • 2 minutes later...*

The Smash's Manager: *Looking at a ton a Impfinity clones frozen together to form an ginormous icy golf club*Alright, that's good.

Impfinity: *A clone brings him some hot chocolate and he sips from it*Always nice to drink stuff.

Brain Freeze: *Freezes the same clone that brought the beverage by accident*I'm doing this right, right?

The Smash's Manager: Umm...yeah. Hey Smash, hold this thing we made.

The Smash: Sure thing.*Grabs the club and aims itn at Wall-Knight*Ready.

The Smash's Manager: Alright, swing.

Wall-Knight: *Wakes up*Hey guys, what's...*Realises that he's surrounded by zombies*hey, what happened?

The Smash: FORE!!!*Swings his club at Wall-Knight sending him sky high*

Wall-Knight: Holy Macaroni!!!*Crashes onto a building with the sign saying  "Galactic Gourmet Factory"*

Cheese Cutter: *Running away from Chompzilla*Please spare me, I just wanted some cheese.

Chompzilla: Go make your own bastard.*Swings her arms at the zombie but Wall-Knight rips through her vine and crushes the zombie*What the...*Pulls out Wall-Knight from the destruction*What happened?

Wall-Knight: The zombies invaded the golf course when they weren't supposed to.

Chompzilla: Nah, it's their time to golf.

Wall-Knight: Check on them anyway.

Chompzilla: Ugh...fine.*Pulls her neck up and looks at the golf course*Umm...why does it look like Freddy Kruger's face?

Wall-Knight: Dunno.

Chompzilla: I see three heroes, looks like one of them is saying that Zomboss is sending some of their heroes to a university. Looks like we have some info.

Wall-Knight: Really...I mean, of course I knew.

Chompzilla: You don't have to lie. Here, I'll give you some cheese.

Wall-Knight: Thanks ma...*Remebers Chompzilla is a female*...m.

The End.

Trivia

  • Most of the heroes featured in the saga are from the comic strips or the battles the only exception being Chompzilla.
  • Combustible uses a meme(I think) to attempt to scare Wall-Knight.
  • What is that golf top thingy I mentioned?
  • This confirms that Wall-Knight likes Green Shadow. For some reason, that part was scribbled out in blue crayon along with this to the eyes of peas.
  • The Smash makes a BTD reference being "Impoppable".
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