Obviously the title gives away my inspiration. I've felt like I've wanted to do some writing again recently, and this is a good place for me to start with, talking about plant quality. My rankings are based on my viability rankings, and I may refer to them from time to time. This will include gemiums, but won't include anything obtainable with seed packets or mints. All plants are assumed level 1, and this ranking is based on single player. Let's rock!
When talking about Chomper, it's very easy to kick a dead horse and talk about how awful it is - so I'll spare you the details. All you need to know about Chomper is that even though it's technically buffed from the first game, this plant is still so useless that it struggles even in the Big …
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Most of my old PVZ2 stuff was deleted when I reset my computer, but I managed to somehow save one of my mods! In case you're curious, these mods were a way for me to test some of the things that I'd post in my old hacking guide. Here's the change list if you care.
List of changes, by plant in Almanac order and Zombie in world order.
Sun production rate drastically increased (From 32-36 Seconds to 22-25 Seconds).
Sun from plant food increased from 150 to 250.
Arm time decreased from 15 seconds to 10 seconds.
Now spawns 4 clones with plant food, from 2.
Boomerang hit count increased from 3 to 13.
Attack speed increased significantly.
Damage increased from 1 to 1.15 (2.3 total).
Attack speed increased sign…
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I exist in part and in full. I may or may not be back, at least in the short term. And I might actually mean it this time!Read more >
And I'm turning 16! Oh lord, I can actually legally drive now o.ORead more >
Welcome to my custom level compendium! This is where I post all the custom levels that I've been working on, as well as give some hints for potential upcoming levels. The download link for all of my levels is here. I may make an install guide about it sooner or later.
My first level! This level is unbeatable without using powerups or losing lawnmowers. You must you the plants I give you to stall the zombies until the final wave. Sweet Potato is given to make this level more manageable and fun!
This is my attempt at creating a Beghouled level. It's fairly easy, but can manage to prove a challenge for inexperienced players. It has a few different plants with branching paths, making each playthrough pretty unique.
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