User:Absolutionist

The name's Zack, also known as Mai Quoc An in Vietnamese. I am a Reddior, Editor, student, and a person who stumbled on your steps.

Likes

Plants

Peashooter: Basic defense of them all.
- Agent Pea*: A fast Peashooting Sniper.
- Electro Pea: A huge respect to him.
- Toxic Pea: Just toxic.
- Law Pea: The law of the pea.
- Ice Pea: Decent.
Sunflower: Looks friendly.
- Stuffy Flower*: Favorite of flower variants.
- Fire Flower: The OG Solar Flare.
- Sun Pharaoh: Ratata, Ratata.
Potato Mine: Spudow!
Repeater: Double the price.
Puff-shroom: Tiny, but powerful.
Sun-shroom: Hmm...
Fume-shroom: Why you should never by a screen door.
Scaredy-shroom: Cowardly, but cheap.
Doom-shroom: BOOOOOOM!!!
Squash: Stomp.
Sea-shroom: Cute.
Kernel-pult: 2nd best catapulting plant.
Melon-pult/Winter Melon: The bigger the fruit, the better the boom.
Gatling Pea: Ratatatata.
Bonk Choy: Bonk, go to horny jail.
Snapdragon: Dragon and plant.
Laser Bean: Reeee.
Citron: Gulps.
- Frozen Citron*: Favorite.
- Toxic Citron: Just Toxic.
Pepper-pult: Fiaaaaa.
Fire Peashooter: Commander of the flames.
Red Stinger: Cheaper Repeater.
A.K.E.E.: E.
Stallia: Best stalling plant.
Primal Peashooter: Boomer Pea.
Primal Wall-nut: You are the rolling stone.
Primal Potato Mine: Doomer-shroom.
Moonflower: So adorable.
Dusk Lobber: Splish Splash.
Shadow Peashooter: Phoot!
Reinforce-mint: When you put Blover in just in time.
Conceal-mint: Looks like you're going to the shadow realm, Jimbo.
Hot Rod Chomper*: Zippy.
Count Chompula: Vampiric.
Yeti Chomper: Spits.
Fire Chomper/Toxic Chomper: Good.
Bandit Cactus: Sniper master.
Zen Cactus*: So interesting.
Power Cactus: Ouch!
Petrified Cactus: Eggs. E double Gs.
Future Cactus: Underrated.
Druid Rose: Spam link.
Nec'Rose*: Perfection.
Kernel Corn: Come in, my comrade.
- Mob Cob: Cob.
- BBQ Corn: BBQ.
- Pops Corn: Pops.
Green Shadow: I do not know why.
Solar Flare: Now find her in Google.
Night Cap: Edgelord.
Spudow: Spudumb.
Dark Matter Dragonfruit: The matter of darkness, but what exactly is dark matter?
Grapes of Wrath: Ah... Your death.
Tricarrotops: Roar.
Cornucopia: Thanks sharing.
Oak: Perfect for killing zombies.

Zombies

Zombie: Basic of them all.
- 8-Bit Zombie: Pixelated.
Conehead Zombie: Roadcone protects his head.
- Adventurer Conehead: What is his type of cone.
Buckethead Zombie: Unless you are a Magnet-shroom.
- Buckethead Peasant: Of course.
Flag Zombie: Leads a horde of undead.
- Neon Flag Zombie: Hard Core Baby!
Pole Vaulting Zombie: Sproing
Screen Door Zombie: Theef.
Football Zombie; I used to play football.
- Baseball Star*: Favorite.
- Hockey Star: Same.
- Goalie Star: Why hockey? Because vanquish is the key.
- Cricket Star: Flaming bursts.
- Tennis Star: Spid.
Dancing Zombie: Insert dancing noises.
Backup Dancer: Follow along.
Zomboni: Doomboni.
Jack-in-the-Box Zombie: Huah? *BOOM!*
Balloon Zombie: Fly up.
Bungee Zombie: Yee-Hah
Gargantuar: We will smash.
- Porter Gargantuar: My favorite Garg.
Ra Zombie: Ra Ra Rasputin.
Swashbuckler Zombie: Yar.
Barrel Roller Zombie: Do a barrel roll
Pianist Zombie: Slide to the left, slide to the right.
Robo-Cone Zombie: Why Holo when we have this indestructible robot.
Knight Zombie: The OG Brickhead.
Blockhead Zombie: You Blockhead!
Lost Pilot Zombie: Get lost, plants.
Excavator Zombie: Singing with the shovel, wait...
Parasol Zombie: Hold up.
Relic Hunter Zombie: Jump in.
Turquoise Skull Zombie: Not a rare skull, but a good skull. But is it even a skull?
Glitter Zombie: Rainbow.
Boombox Zombie: Love the jam.
Bust Head Zombie|: Yo, Angelo.
Foot Soldier: Reeeee!
- Scuba Soldier*: Tank Commander but better.
- Park Ranger: Go to the park, they said. Get a skunk, they said. Kill a group of plants in a row they said.
- Arctic Trooper: Freeze!
- Super Commando: Three-shot kill.
Scientist: Technological Abuser
- Paleontologist: Skeleton.
- Dr. Toxic: Good combo with Energy Warp.
- Astronaut: Rocc and Roll, suckers.
- Marine Biologist*: I can hear this image, not gonna lie.
- Computer Scientist: Corruption of plants.
Electrician: Good for multi-kills.
Mechanic: Mechanical Extreme.
Roadie Z: Ear rape 100.
Painter: Precise hits.
Super Brainz: Super Good Boy.
- Electro Brainz: Zapity Zopity.
- Toxic Brainz*: Toxic Lord.
Captain Deadbeard: Welcome aboard, to your doom.
- Captain Cannon*: Burn.
- Captain Sharkbite: Not a baby shark.
- Captain Flameface: Just good enough.
Imp (PvZ: GW2): Ump.
- Lil' Drake*: Very good.
- Pylon Imp: Double boomer.
The Smash: Smasher of Heroes.
Electric Boogaloo: Kinda hot to me.
Professor Brainstorm: The mad scientific boomer.
Cheese Cutter: Cheese.
Mondo Bronto: Roar.
Unlife of the Party: Dance.
Binary Stars: Straightnary Stars to Christians.
Planetary Gladiator: Sacrifice.
Undying Pharaoh: Very good.
Swabbie: I am the Swabbie.
Buried Treasure: Card-carrying master.
80s Action Hero: Come on, sing with me.

Others

Plant vs. Zombies: My childhood.
Making memes: Yes.
Hotwheels: Good vehicles, unless they are rare.
ECLISE: Good game mod.
HH TQN: Somebody please resurrect him.
Fun List:Secondly decent.
JzBoys: Fun Guy.
ItsPforPea: Did he sold his wife for internet connection?
Jojo's Bizarre Adventures: Is that a Jojo refer... Nah, I love the show.
Ducktales 2017: A decent reboot.
Big Hero 6 the series: It deserves my respect.
Discord: Better than Zoom anyways.
Reddit: Virginity.
Editing things: So things don't get messy.
PewDiePie: Floor Gang, OUGH!
Mr. Beast: Infinite money.
Tuan Tran: Not bad.
Dream: Now look at the graph and subscribe to him.

Dislikes

Plants

Cactus (PvZ): Only functions on specific zombie such as Balloon zombies.
Marigold/Gold Magnet: Muda, or Futile.
Rock Pea: I hate it.
Alien Flower: Ugly.
Disco Chomper: Why him?
Jade Cactus: No, sorry.
Fire Rose: I hate this variant so much.
Electro Citron: Not very good.
Hypno-shroom: Annoying, stinks, and garbage.
Reincarnation: No.
Potted Powerhouse: Useless.

Zombies

Snorkel Zombie: An undead simp that is very forgettable.
Newspaper Zombie/Sunday Edition Zombie: I hate this boomer so much when he lost his newspaper. Who would read a newspaper on the battlefield?
Chicken Wrangler Zombie/Weasel Hoarder: Annoying swarm masters of all times.
Rodeo Legend Zombie: No, just no.
Octo Zombie: Please don't.
Fisherman Zombie: Only appears in Big Wave Beach, but still annoying as frick.
Jurassic Bully/Jurassic Rockpuncher: Mediocre Zombies.
Healer Zombie: The most challenging thing, but also the most hated thing of all time.
Zombie Medusa: Ugly and horrible.
Moto-X Star: Dirty and stinks, even less superior than the Goalie Star.
Archaeologist: Nope.
General Supremo: General Super-lame-o.
Welder: He is just Sanitation Expert but with more trash.
Cozmic Brainz: A cosmic piece of dirt that I have ever seen.
Captain Squawk: Not very good like Flameface.
Firefighter: Extinguish yourself.

Others

Tik Tok: Idiot dancing around.
Emojis: Gah! My eyes.
Instagram Idiots: Hashtags no filters, who cares.
Overstuffed Homework: Pain.
Mobile Games ads: Please stop and grow up.
Clickbait YouTubers: The same thing as Mobile Games ads, please, stop it and get help.
Miraculous Ladybug: Overrated, yet toxic fan base.
Teen Titans Go!: Cough! Why? Cough! You people needs a lot of therapy services.
C*ties: Sign, needless to say nothing but why.
The Soul Publishing: Stupid stories, stupid life-hacks. Please, stop this regardless.
EDZdabaojian: He's good with his arts, but I strongly dislike him for his perversion.
Goodpea2 and Mine Power: I like the mod, but I hate them for behaving as gods with their mediocre intimidation. Especially the former, the Asian idiot thinks he is a god from the mod.