Thanos is aware of your plans and comes to hunt you down. He tracks you at the hill. You probably wouldn’t want something like Thanos attacking you, right? Well, too bad, if you don’t get out there, Thanos will find you.
So you are probably out hiding and I get to reclaim the hill.
The Chomper poops me out. I swim in sewage water and trash your house with all the crap I saw there. Your mom calls you to help her out or else she will douse you in elephant toothpaste. I find the opportunity to take the hill back.
I recruit Satan from Hell and he is now part of my afterlife hellish stork army. I hunt down Fermentuj but he was already roasted. I commend a meeting with my stork army and we have agreed to attack your hill because we proclaim it is our territory. We manipulate the Plants to turn against you. We manipulate the Zombies into working for us. It is too late now. You are defenseless.
Nobody shall invade the territory of the stork army. Glory to - wrong game, sorry. Anyways, who dare invades the stork territory shall face... The Storkus Ultimatum. There is no precedented escape. Nobody made it out alive last time. Neither will any of you. We are taking over. Thank you for your cooperation. But never fear. For the storks will take good care of your petty hill.
I, as the ruler of Stork hell, destroy the hill and replace it with a Barbie Doll to remind every person banished there that it is a fake monument. You are still stuck in Stork hell and shall burn forever.
The other storks at Storkliament agree to launch an all-out attack in your puny fork republic. The fox army also agrees to this, and as a combined force, they ambush the city, overthrow it, capture it, then attack the jail. Since your security is full of forks, the stork wizard transform your population back into lifeless utensils that are inanimate. The storks retrieve my weapons. Your ruler is also transformed back into a lifeless fork, and then is put into a baby’s mouth. Oh yeah and we take the hill back.
My stork republic returns to the village so I can concentrate on taking back the hill. Then, I flap my wings to the left and to the right to blow you off the hill. You land in the jet engine of another Malaysia Airlanes airplane and you are blended.
Wait that’s too brutal... eh.
My storks are trained medics, though. They might not be able to help me while poisoned, but they can while dead. They magically revive me. I gather them to plan an all-out invasion on your hill. Oh sorry, it’s
Too bad. My stork army has a secret communication chip that you didn’t copy. Therefore, we could communicate and they made it back to the hill. I go to Stork Heaven as they return with sharpened beaks (thanks to Parsnip and his sharpening company) and peck the living crap out of you. Then, they transport your skeleton into Electric Blueberry’s house. She dies of trauma. Then, they use Intergalatic Warlord to strengthen all of them so that they can eat your bones and become bulkier.
Joke’s on you. With my return, I am equipped with a parachute. I put down a C4 from where you were standing, then I blow you up as I watch the 4/5 kilometer building collapse, with you in bloodshed and awe...
I kill myself, go to Stork Heaven, reincarnate out of the jail, call my army of storks, then peck at you until your skin is shattered. The doctor hospitalizes you thinking you have skin cancer. He tells you that you only have a week to live. I reclaim the hill.
Unfortunately you made a typo in your code, and missed out a space, therefore I am still able to play. I secretly report you of attempt to abuse your admin role, and have been banned from the game instead of me.
The plane is protected by an extremely strong, indestructible security system, that prevents you from hijacking it. You finally land in Australia, to be picked up by a factory... that makes you into a burger.
You've been standing on a fake, inflatable hill this whole time, and you have just realized it as soon as you accidentally make a hole while you're celebrating, and make the hill collapse. Meanwhile, I manage to escape the factory I've been sent to before they could even start processing me into a burger, and find another hill in Australia to conquer.
The city you found the hill in is destroyed by the goverment of Australia, to prevent a plague from spreading. Due to the radiation released by the bomb used, you die instantly. I find another hill in Australia, which can't be destroyed at all.
You are arrested by Officer Hank for hacking into the matrix, and have to spend two years without being able to battle for the hill. You can't escape, and if you try to escape by committing neck rope and then reincarnating, you will be revived right after you die... inside the cell.
Remember I'm still a mutant, so I, yet again, try to overpower you by going out your mou-- wait no, let's make it more suffering, out the other way. I make your intestines overstretch and tear apart, and cause you to internally bleed. I then emerge out the other way and leave a fountain of blood behind me then kick your remains off the hill.
I revive as a mutant zombie, without the need of any internal organs to thrive. I return to the hill for the [INSERT NUMBER HERE]th time, and this time, I tear off all your limbs and eat them whole, and kick you off the hill to suffer at the bottom, unable to move with ease.
(This hill is probably covered in blood right now)
The beacon had also managed to call Citron, who came just in time before you activated your railgun. He uses Peel Shield to block your railgun's attack. He uses Root Wall on me so that I become invincible temporarily. I then simply bowl you off the hill.
Nothing happens... your invincibility slowly wears off. You are not invincible anymore. I tell Citron about zombie bandits from the future and offer him a money reward, so he goes to hunt them down. Then I blast you with plasma gun until all 300 cells are used up. You are totally dead now :P