I hack the game and, of course, modify my stats. My AT is increased so much, that i do 9999999 damage to you by barely touching you! And also my health is 9999999... My Hill.exe slows down to 2 fps due to system overload.
The spear makes a whole in my parachute, but doesn't hit me. I hit the ground, taking damage, but I'm still able to stand up and continue the fight for the hill. I use finger guns to shoot at you as if I were Cuphead. Then the words "A Knockout!" is seen on the screen, and the Cuphead announcer voice yells "Knockout!", as I have won the fight. I then walk triumphantly up to the hill, and place my flag on the top of the hill.