Okay, here we go. Lets try this fancy promotion thing, shall we?
Hi, my name is B-doom13, and today, I'm running for Chat Mod. I know I may not be the best candidate, but I'll give it a shot, and if I fail, no big deal.
Requirements You must have at least 100 mainspace edits (Roof Protector badge).DING!
You must have been on the wiki for at least two months.DING!
You must have not been blocked or banned from chat for more than one week for the past six months.* DING!
More than 50% of the votes must be supportive. Well, thats up to you guys, since sockpuppeting is against the rules.
Pros: I'm a very nice person, who won't become power-hungry and mean.
I can understand both sides of an argument, unless it's someone making an account called 'PeaVZ Killer', there's no argument that allows that.
Cons: I'm not overly active on The Lawn, but I would check it heaps if I got the position!
(A big one IMO) I'm Australian, so I probably will not be online during 'Peak hours' when the Northern Hemisphere is awake and active.
I'm still a schoolkid, so my time online may be limited, and I may have to take breaks to focus on education.
Finally, I'm treating this as a kind of survey seeing how I can improve. E.G, if I get a bunch of votes saying 'Who are you?' I will make myself more well known.
Thanks for your time, B-doom13