Primordial Cheese Shover is a colossal rare zombie card in Plants vs. Zombies Heroes and a member of the Beastly class. He costs 4 to play and has 4/3. He does not have any traits, and his Zombie Evolution ability instantly destroys a selected plant. His closest plant counterpart is Cob Cannon.
His name is a combination of "primordial," referring to its appearance, "cheese," the object he is holding, and "shover," a reference to his attacking animation.
His description is a pun on the sentence "He's really cheesy," referring to his cheese wheel.
- Class: Beastly
- Tribe: Gourmet History Zombie
- Traits: None
- Ability: Zombie Evolution: Destroy a Plant.
- Set - Rarity: Colossal - Rare
He's wheely cheesy.
- Added to the game.
- ▲ Tribe added: History
Primordial Cheese Shover is a slightly below average zombie for his cost, at 4/3. Offensively, he is completely average and by himself can be used as a typical powered zombie for his cost.
The main strength of this zombie, however, is his ability. When Evolved on any zombie, he can destroy any plant of your choice. This ability is extremely useful at taking out powerful plants while still putting a decently strong fighter onto the field before the plant hero can use that plant to wreck havoc on your defenses. This zombie is especially useful against plants with Untrickable, especially ones that boast massive stats like Apotatosaurus, as most instant-kill cards are tricks. Overall, treat him like a zombie version of Locust Swarm that can be used cheaply in the Zombies Play phase.
If you are Immorticia, you can teleport him on a weaker zombie in the Zombie Tricks phase via Teleport or Teleportation Zombie, basically having a Locust Swarm played and leaving a 4/3 zombie on the field.
Statwise, he is a bit of a glass cannon. Without his ability, he is not very threatening. It is when he is Evolved when he becomes a bigger threat, as he can destroy a plant vital to your strategy. However, there are a few ways around this. You can Bounce all the zombie hero's weaker zombies to force them to sacrifice a stronger zombie to use his ability, or you can make all your plants equally dangerous, forcing them to decide which needs to be destroyed.