How would it be? What changes would it have? You can also share an image to show how it would look like.
My opinion:
He would have red eyes, spikes (like Giga-Football Zombie) and fire on his newspaper.
He would have more health (buckethead health) and newspaper would have the health of a Conehead.
When losing newspaper, he would run slightly faster and crush your plants.
For a regular Wall-nut or Pumpkin he would take 3 bites, and for a Tall-nut 6 bites.
Also, he would get angry instantly when losing newspaper.
