Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160517075016/@comment-26826553-20160520135335

Police: Er, sir, that's your problem. Your undies are not exactly flexible, & you need to send them to carwashers, not launderers.

Chief: Shut up!

Police: *turns on the radio* Never gonna give you up, never gonna get you do-

Chief: *grabs one of the police & shoots the radio down* You're all acting like a**holes! We need to focus on this f**king s**t with Jigsaw & s**t & s**t & more s**t & even more s**t!

Police: Oh my gosh, sir, you're having boom-booms?

Chief: When I meant s**t, I didn't mean bathroom s**t, you piece of s**t!

Police: But Jigsaw makes tests that work in a bathroom, you know? (as seen in the first Saw film)

Chief: *fed up, slaps the cop with a rolled up newspaper* Too bad we sent Murphy (CitroCop) to chase down yet another drug cartel, so I guess we're on our own...

(The Russian voice of a teen girl echoed from outside)

???: Not if I can help it!