Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151221073000/@comment-26826553-20151222071302

Terminator: Well, we have more problems than crazy neighbors, since our leader is out of whack himself...

Random zombie head: (jumps at the Terminator) BRAINZ!!!

Terminator: (blasts the head to bits) Have you noticed how resilient these zombies are becoming? It's not enough to simply behead them. As long as the brain's alive & intact, they aren't completely down...

Dynamo Jack: You want to know another problem? These f***ing random portals!

(indeed, a portal from Big Wave Beach appears)

Agent K: And we don't know how the f*** to deal with them (fires into the portal to prevent the zombies from exiting the portal, after which the portal disappears)

Superbean: What is this, portal combat? A nice Christmas present from Zomboss?

(meanwhile, back in 2009, a newspaper zombie was reading a newspaper)

Newspaper zombie: (reading) The ending is the beginning...Why do I see this on every f***ing newspaper I get?!