User blog:IMCR8Z/The PvZ Times: Issue 1

Hello, and welcom to the first Issue of the PvZ Times, As I said in the last post, This will be your source for (Un)offical news in the plant and zombie world. So here Goes:

Top Story:

Angry Birds Outsells Plants Vs Zombies in the app store!

This just in, Angry Birds is currently on the top of the App Store Charts, beating PvZ by a mile.

C. Dave: So what do you have to say about Angry Birds beating you?

D. Zomboss: I used to be the greatest iphone game villian, until I took an Angry Bird to the knee.

C.D: Lame, Ripoff, Skyrim did it first!

D.Z: O_O

C.D: Why did I say that? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C.D: Well, Back to you, Sunflower.

Sunflower: I CAN'T BELIVE I'M GOING OUT OF BUSINES FROM SOME STOOOPIID CRUSH THE CASTLE RIPOFF!!- Oh wait, we're back on air?

JOKE OF THE WEEK:

Backup Dancer: I can cross the ocean twice without bathing.

Dancing Zombie: Why, You Dirty Double Crosser!!!

NEWS:

Plants Vs Zombies: The offical soundtrack is beating Dancing Zombie's Hit Single: gaRrRbrainsARBABL by 3 miles

Current Sales

PvZ: The offical Soundtrack: 4,000,000,000

garRrRbrainsARBABL: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!! but less than 4,000,000,000.

That's all for now, See ya next time!

Hello, plz post ur questionz in teh coments blow, from, Crzy Dve (Not teh zombiz).