Talk:Parsnip/@comment-7091122-20161121034020

"We need more fusion premiums! What do you have, Jones?"

"Shouldn't we make a completely original plant?"

"No, no! You're fired again. Frank?"

"We'll combine a plant with close-rage attacks with a plant that gets rid of itself if a zombie gets too close."

"PERFECT LET'S GET TO WORK ON THIS STAT CHOP CHOP"

And that's how Parsnip was born.