Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-27053902-20180529023301/@comment-24275721-20180720150522

Mr. Boss-inator wrote: The second I saw this in wiki images twisted my twist and forced me to write a little piece of crap in a rush (I am aware that this is for chinese version but let's fantasize):

-Well, Popcap, I made it, despite your directions

-Ah, Electronic Arts, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!

-Nyeh

-Oh egads! My game is ruined! But what if... I were to steal content from chinese version and disguise it as my own content? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Popcap!

-A-

Popcap and its crazy limitations 

EA wants to have micro-transactions

When you see Popcap create new plant mutations 

There'll be trouble in town tonight!

-POOOOOOPCAAAAAAAAAAP

-EA! I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill, isometric exercise, care to join me?

-Why do I hear screams of mad fans, Popcap?

-Oh, those aren't fans, those are zombies, from the new Dark Ages expansion. Mmm, Dark Ages.

-EA, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering industrial machines!

-I thought we were having Dark Ages.

-No, no, I said Steam Ages. That's what I call industrial revolution.

-You call that Steam Ages.

-Yes. It's a regional dialect.

-Uh-huh, and what region?

-Uhh, Shanghai?

-Really? Well, I'm from-

-Excuse me?

-Agreed, this doesn't make sense.

-You know, these graphics are quite similar to the ones they have in Chinese version of the game.

-Oh, ho ho ho noooo. Patented new content! Old planned concept.

-For Steam Ages?

-Yes.

-Yeah, so you planned to add this to the game despite the fact this time period is obviously fictional.

-Y-- You know th-- One thing I sh-- 'Scuse me for one second...

-Of course.

-Weeell, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I'm pooped.

-Yes, I should be gOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?

-PvZ2 Multiplayer?

-PPvZ2 Multiplayer! For this type of game, with these kinds of data, at this stage of development, localized entirely within PvZ2!

-Yes.

-May I see it?

-.....No.

-Popcap! The franchise is dying!

-No, George, we just haven't finished the changes yet.

-Well, Popcap, you are an odd fellow, but I must say: you Steam good Ages. What even is being written here...I can't even...I need my drugs.