User blog:Brainulator9/The Honest Truth About PvZ2 Plants (joke)


 * Peashooter: One pea at a time? This is awful!!!!
 * Sunflower: Useless, useless, USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This plant, unlike Plants vs. Zombies 1, produces twice as much sun, only to be useless due to Sun-shroom and Twin Sunflower. Also, why does this go before Peashooter in the almanac? GET SOME FRIGGING CONSISTENCY!!!!!!!
 * Wall-nut: Come on, ARRIVE ALREADY! IT'S BEEN FOREVER!!!!!!!
 * Potato Mine: Why is he so lazy! COME ON, I NEED YOU NOW!!!!!!
 * Bloomerang: Why is the almanac inconsistent? Why does it shoot three zombies? Why do A.K.E.E. and Laser Bean exist to make this even worse?!?!?
 * Cabbage-pult: Another Peashooter? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Iceberg Lettuce: Freeze... one... zombie... at... a... time?!?!?! Good God!!!! Stallia, Stunion, Hurrikale! SOMETHING BETTER!!!!
 * Grave Buster: No coins? Can be destroyed? SO STUPID! Why does this take so long to recharge? It's USELESS due to the fact that other plants can attack graves!
 * Twin Sunflower: Why does this cost 125 sun instead of 100? Why is its recharge speed so slow??!?!
 * Bonk Choy: Its range is too short!
 * Repeater: How original. Why not just use TWO PEASHOOTERS?!?!?
 * Snow Pea: This isn't worth 4 bucks! Not with Winter Melon!!!
 * Kernel-pult: WHY CAN'T THIS SHOOT BUTTER ALL THE TIME??!?!
 * Snapdragon: Why does this undo frost? Why can't it kill a Basic Zombie without getting eaten??!
 * Power Lily: Get more of what's already given for 3 bucks? NOOOO!!!! EA IS SO GREEDY!!!
 * Spikeweed: Can't kill a Basic Zombie. What the crap?!?!?
 * Coconut Cannon: TOO EXPENSIVE!!!!
 * Cherry Bomb: THIS TAKES TOO LONG TO RECHARGE!!!!
 * Spring Bean: 1zombie1tile. USELESS!!!!
 * Spikerock: WHY CAN IT ONLY TAKE THREE HITS NOW?!??!
 * Threepeater: Three Peashooters?!??!?
 * Squash: It attacks one Basic Zombie that's being Spikerocked to death instead of a dozen Bucketheads to the right... for 3 bucks!!!!
 * Split Pea: USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Chili Bean: Only kills one zombie and can't stun machines??!?!
 * Lightning Reed: WEAK!!!!
 * Tall-nut: COME ON!!!!!!!!!
 * Pea Pod: ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Melon-pult: Can't kill a Buckethead??!?!?
 * Winter Melon: Too expensive and unoriginal!!!
 * Laser Bean: Weak but somehow overpowered... how???!!?
 * Blover: Too slow!!!!!
 * Citron: Just use Coconut Cannon!!!!
 * E.M.Peach: Only for Far Future?!?!?
 * Infi-nut: Too weak!!!!!!!
 * Magnifying Grass: Too costly to power!!!
 * Tile Turnip: TOO EXPENSIVE TO BE USEFUL!!!!
 * Hypno-shroom: Not worth 4 bucks!!!!!
 * Sun-shroom: Just use Twin Sunflower!!!!
 * Puff-shroom: WHY CAN'T THIS LIVE FOREVER!!?!?
 * Fume-shroom: A weaker Laser Bean??!
 * Sun Bean: I GIVE UP!!! THIS GAME SUCKS!!!!

NEVER, EVER, EVER TOUCH THIS GAME!!!!! IT IS WORSE THAN BREADWINNERS, JOHNNY TEST, AND ISIS CONBINED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!