User blog:GamesterD/Dimension Breaker: A Lawning Begining

Ever since finding some intresting facts a few days ago, I searched more and found more. I have pieced out the pieces and put them together. This outta intresting.

May 8th 2017
This is it. I knew I went too far. The fact this act was irreversible doesn't help a lot. Even time won't help save me from this madness. I must travel through multiple dimensions to get back home. For now, at least I can keep my powers, my special phone, and my gifted intellect. But it looks like I'm staying here for a while. I swear, I heard some plants say hello to me. Something about zombies as well. Than again, I have a phone that can transform into almost anything I come in contact to. Well, looks like Damasen Bracer is staying here to whoever is reading this(As if anybody could find these pages).

May 9th, 2017
I got my diary to be auto recording. It’ll capture my feelings while in my travels in this world. After staying at a hotel, I decided to go explore the the world. I decided to check if my phone was still working. As soon as I found a wallet, I held my phone up to scan it. I had to remember that my phone could scan and copy objects whenever I wanted to. I have a feeling this is going to be useful at sometime.

After examining the money in the wallet(Which was $536.50), I thought “You know, why not go to the Tech Market?” I do need supplies to get back to my dimension. If only I could copy the dimension warper I built during the 1st of May. Sadly, I didn’t have time since I had to go to the “Build-A-Butt’s Joke Competition”(Stupid bears creeped me out). As I grabbed a “Da-Meatal Pipe”(What is with these puns? And why is there red slime instead of green?), I noticed that one of the carts had something strange. The object looked like it was green. A Bok Choy by the looks of it. I got my phone out and scanned it.

The most I expected was it to grow like the Dandelion of Doom from the book that’s movie adaption is coming in about a month. I did not expect the plant to punch me in the face. That punch was extremely hard to handle. I figured if I hadn’t been crushed by metal multiple times, I would’ve earned a fracture in the skull(Survivable, but I won’t take any risks). The plant then jumped out and I saw that it had an eye and a buck eye tooth. Apparently this plant was a fighter.

I asked “What the heck are you?” Not to my surprise it responded “I’m Bonk Choy, a master of kung fu and egyptian arts. What are you doing with that stupid phone of yours?!!?”

As soon as he said that, I hid my phone behind my back. That didn’t stop me from asking “Is this world just about anamorphic plants?” This “Bonk Choy” then slapped me in the face. Obviously plants were animate in this dimension. After that slap however, I decided it was time to leave.

“Well…”I said “time to leave.” Before he could add another fist mark on my cheeks, I ran and purchased everything I needed to get. Hopefully, he wasn’t fast enough to get me. Sadly, some other plant was.

A weird alien like plant shot some balls that appeared to be enlarged peas stopped me with those balls. I had a feeling this was some sort of boss(I play a lot of video games so don’t blame me.). Then it spoke. “Who are you?”

I responded back with “Better question, who are YOU? And what is this world?” The plant simply crossed his pea pod arms and said “You’re not from here aren’t you? This world is Plants vs. Zombies in a nutshell. So don’t be surprised to see a ton of plants and zombies. I’m Peashooter, one of the leaders of the plants”

I kinda freaked out when the plant mentioned something about zombies. Sure I suspected some undead horror creature in the first 5 minutes of my arrival here(Random comic books that are true stories help sometimes) but I hoped those sources were false. But looks like I’m the facing the undead now.

I asked this Peashooter “Are there any special way to kill these creatures?

The plant responded “First off, they don’t actually die. They’ll respawn if you know what I mean. But most these zombies aren’t your typical apocalypse zombies. They’re actually pretty easy to defeat.”

I felt like a total dunce after hearing those words. Sure I can just turn my phone into an electric gun and just electrocute any grey enemies I encounter but I didn’t think it would be that easy. Come to think of it, why do plants even protect humans here. Ah no times to waste. I’m outta here.

I began to press on my phone a little bit. Peashooter didn’t seem to realize what I was doing. Probably thinking I was just texting something or ordering a fidget spinner(I’ve seen so much the other day). Finally, I got what I wanted.

“Well, it was nice knowing this world, but I gotta get outta here.” I said as my phone became an enormous red Ferrari with rocket boosters and wings(My adjustments). I hopped in before Peashooter could realize after being gumshocked.

It didn’t take long for Peashooter to recover from his aftershock. When he did, he yelled “Hey, come back here!” By that time, I was half way down from sundown at the docks. All I need is a place to rest and I’ll consider this a day good. I’m too tired to keep this on auto record write now and I’ll write down later if I was successful or not. I’ll reactivated auto record later.

(Spoiler Alert: The closest thing I could find was a huge bucket of fish. It’ll do for now)

May 10th, 2017
I woke up smelling like sardines(Not much of a surprise). To be honest, I thought I would wake up like the undead with greyish skin. Apparently these zombies were as stupid as that Peashooter said they were. I was hungry and my phone could turn into a good ol cheeseburger but I’d rather not eat wires and meat at the same time so forget that. I needed to search for some food. I think I can find some in this mysterious shack(Hey, you never know for sure). There was a great surprise from what I found in there. No food but weapons. These weapons were definitely not your average AK-47. There were multiple of these types of weapons but one had paintballs as ammunition. Another seemed to use concrete. I even saw one that used a seemingly endless supply of footballs(What is up with this world). I thought “Well, why not copy them, they may be useful in the future.”

It didn’t take long for something to come through the door though. After I scanned some sort of mini blasters the size of a small deodorant, there was a loud bang and the door went wide. Instinctively, I hid in a pile of old guns with a huge scope. Then something came through. This was definitely a zombie for sure. I can see the grey and green of this thing on it’s skin. This one seemed to look like a pirate though. Maybe it was one I think? I was going to consider what to do when I heard it speak.

“Stupid kids with this stupid powers with this stupid red sparky thingy, ye going make sure those hooligans get wrecked by ye vengeance of Captain Deadbeard. Ye need to get a new gun for that though.” said the pirate zombie.

I saw the zombie move towards closer and closer to me. I quickly did some logic and sadly, this pile was the most likely chance of his weapon of choice. I held still, got my phone ready, and prayed he wouldn’t see me.

But he didn’t. He walked right past me and grabbed a missile launcher.

“Foot Soldier said this thing was easy to vanquish eh. Ye hope he’s wrote or ye’ll kick ye’s booty.” he said. Fortunately, the thing looked heavy so I could escape without him detecting me.

Apparently I forgot I was under a ton of very loud metal. As soon as I got out of the pile, guns crashed and it didn’t take long for a missile to be launched at my face.

“WHO GOES THERE?!!? YE WARNING YOU, YE ARMED!” said Captain Deadbeard.

I ran as fast as I can thinking about being demised by a simple weapon. That’s when I realised I wasn’t in a billion pieces. I was in one piece, outside, unharmed. I had to peek back and the pirate apparently didn’t hit me. Instead he hit a metal parrot. I couldn’t hear much from here, but I’m pretty sure he was trying to fix the parrot and said he was going to make her stronger than before. What the heck? Well I gotta get outta here before more stuff happened.

Tip of the Day by the Way: Don’t ever think about that. I turned back only to see a ton of zombies.They were looking kinda dumb as couple of them were using their arms as weapons. Sadly, there were some big zombies as well. I doubt I can take out that many. On the lead was a zombie with goggles and a gun that I scanned before. This one seemed to be smart(Einstein hair, duh).

“So…”said the zombie with the goggles, “You’re new here aren’t you? I heard some rumors someone was from a new world. Tell me, what do you know about this world?”

Normally I wouldn’t answer to a smart, Einstein haired, and gun wielding zombie, but did you hear the part where I said he had a gun? So I responded: “Just plants and zombies trying beat the crap out of each other.”

The zombie just glared at me and aimed his gun at me. “You know too much. But I would’ve had the zombies eat your brains anyway. Go get him.” he said.

The zombies around us looked ready to feast. I had a bad feeling I was going to become their next snack. I braced for impact.

Tip of the Day by the Way #2: Always do that. As soon as I blinded myself, a sound came that came in like “HA!”. Then came the word: “OHHHHHHHH YA!!!”. An explosion then occurred. For some reason, I wasn’t hurt. The zombies, however, were very hurt though. The zombie with the goggles disappeared though I doubted he was hit. There were many zombie corpses other than him though. Then plants arrived.

The first plant was Peashooter. He was giving me a look that clearly meant “If you run away from me again, I’ll kill you.”. The second plant was some sort of flower. The third was a purple venus flytrap. The fourth was a cactus.

Clearly there were some zombies that survived the blast cause now I have some big fat zombies with poles after me. I seriously needed a weapon. The first thing I thought of was the pirate’s weapons(I hid there after all). Suddenly, my phone became an old sniper rifle.

I asked the closest plant nearby, the cactus, and asked him “Dude, do you know who this works?”

So apparently this plant is a female caused I got a slap in the face(Hurts when the slapper has needles everywhere). She than said “It’s a sniper rifle, but there’s a secret as well. I won’t tell you cause you’re annoying.” She then went on and began to take cover behind some nuts.

I decided to be useful, I can’t just stay here and do nothing so I just pressed the trigger button. A bunch of old utensils came out and blasted the nearest zombie away from the sunflower who was firing a laser at it. She(At least I think it’s a girl) said “Thanks”.

I thought how this was a sniper but I remembered there was a surprise. I went and found a hidden trigger. I held this while trying to fire again. This time, a golden bullet fired out and defeated the last of the giants. I now decided that I would stick to this weapon for now on.

Peashooter came and shot me with a pea. I guess I deserved that after ditching him the other day. I guess I could say thank for saving my butt.

“Thanks.” I said. “You really helped me.”.

“Oh don’t thank me, thank Chomper for wanting to get some seafood.” Peashooter said while pointing at the flytrap. Chomper looked hungry but otherwise looked friendly. But I needed help.

“So guys, I kinda need to get back to my place so could you guys help me? I asked.

The plants grouped up and began to mutter. After some talking, I heard the satisfying answer of yes.

May 11th, 2017
So with the help the genius EM Peach, I can now go home now. I said thanks to all my plant helpers. They were awesome. I went in and prepared to see my new world. I promised I would comeback though. Nice plants to be with. Their leader is insane however. How he managed to fuel my dimension portal I will never know. Well. Time to say goodbye.

“See ya plants!” I said. “It was nice knowing ya!”

“Take care.” said the plants as I walked through that portal.

I should’ve known. I watched that science movie where the protagonists had to travel through multiple dimensions to get back home. Looks like I have the same treatment. Also my diary has been lost. Yeah. Must’ve lost it back at the docks. And lost this page as well. Great. It’s 11:58 right now, I’m stuck in a room with two doors and no exits. Oh and remember when I said those bears I mentioned earlier were creepy? Well the ones on the poster board were much worse. There was even a bunny and a bird. What are these animatronics? Wait, I think I know where I am. I’m in

Afterthoughts
Looks like the diary was cutoff there. I detect no more pages here so might as well check other dimensions. I do think I know where to start. But should I? Let me know down there if I should continue my research or not.

Should I research more about Damasen Bracer? Absolutely Maybe Nope.