Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 1 & 2/@comment-27053902-20161201225959/@comment-28923888-20170123004149

Zombiecrab wrote: IronCitron21 wrote: Btw, I had this weird dream about an MLG DLC... Weed customizations, Dabbing taunts...

Oh I think I'm gonna throw up again... That's funny, I once daydreamed about something similar, a legendary weed-themed cactus who's special ability was that if you span in a full circle, for two seconds after you span your shots would home in on a zombie close to your aimer and instead of doing thirty damage, it would instakill them. If you 360 noscoped enough zombies this way, your would go into your legendary "MLG Mode" Where Airhorns would be blasting constantly and you would be glowing green, as well as your weapon would rapid-fire homing instakill shots, with 500 ammo, and this legendary mode would last for thirty seconds. Also, the cactus could moon jump and move at 5 times it's regular speed, and it's health would go to 2000. I dreamed about an MLG soldier who had an alternate ability for the ZPG and it was, you guess it, a 360 no scope 420 blaze. No joke. In that dream it said RIGHT there. It would insta kill all plants and it had a legendary meter called "Smoke Weed Every Day". Jesus.. my dreams are so weird. Anyways this meter would make you quickscope plants and when you vanquished them, a bunch of MLG stuff came out like doritos, weed. The weapon was called the Dewreto Suprise. And the worst part about the DLC, they added SUPPLY DROPS O_O. And exo suits.