Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160511113835/@comment-26826553-20160517062638

Carrie: Well, as I said, we're not the only ones who are gonna teach you. We are very tame compared to the ones you're about to meet. Too bad not all of them are here yet...Anyway-

(Magma suddenly burst out of the ground & gushed forth.)

(Ewen & Carrie salute)

John McClane: *rockets out of the lava fountain & ground pounds the ground under him, cracking it* Yippie-ki-yay, new "recruits". You're now facing "just another cop (with a never-say-die maverick spirit)".This is your first day in combat class, &, as of now, I want to see you all straighten your leafy butts. Straight with your backs, everyone!

(A brick wall to the right suddenly shatters. Out marched the guy responsible.)

(Ewen & Carrie salute again.)

Rocky Rambo: Good morning, kids. As you may know (or rather, not know), I'm Rocky Rambo, a Vietnam War veteran & heavyweight boxer. It's time for you kids to get out of your comfort zones. I remember my late trainer & friend Mickey (Michael Goldmill). Like the guy says, you're gonna eat lightnin', & you're gonna crap thunder!

Carrie: I just hope that won't be liter-

(A fiery Harley-Davidson cycle began roaring as it came circling from the back of the school & grinding to a halt in front of the kids.)

(Once again, Ewen & Carrie saluted. The man was 6 feet tall, fiery...Ah, forget it. Do I have to keep describing The Terminator? He said nothing, but he regarded them all with his unnerving shaded eyes which hide fiery sockets. He did not need to introduce himself, for everyone knew him as

(Kenny felt like fainting. Last time he met this man (not counting the time he got run over by him by accident) was three years ago. It is a long story (will be revealed later through gradual flashbacks & events), but, amongst everyone (save for Violet, Stina, & their adoptive parents, & no one else), only he knew what this guy really is: a  superpowerful cybernetic organism incapable of emotion. He just stared, shaking in fright, until the android seemed to stare directly at him. He straightened himself.)

Rocky Rambo: Now, before we start introducing ourselves, let's begin with a lecture. All of us on Earth have the "warrior potential", be it through power or skill or cunning or combinations. Now, is there anyone among you who feels like they have nothing to throw on the battlefield?

Random Peashooter: *looks at Primula, who's next to him, & points at her* This girl doesn't have anything!

(Laughter broke out amongst the kids, be they kinder or fourth graders.)

Carrie: HALT!

John McClane: *a lava bomb flies from his head* ORDER ON THE FIELD! NOW! *the bomb ends back in his head with a PLOP!*

(Silence.)

Rocky Rambo: Ok...Primula Primitre, step forward.

John McClane: Everyone should know that one word from their superior is an order. And here, we are your superiors. The first two rules you need to know here: Upperclassmen are always right. And if you believe that upperclassmen are wrong, refer to rule number one.

Rocky Rambo: Hurry up Primitre, before we waste more daylight. Get here, to the front, with us. Now.