User blog:Zambiealex/The Most Cringeyist Descriptions for P&Z in PvZH ever

Zombology Teacher: "If you don't pay attention in class, you'll never improve your brains..."

But Zombies don't have Brains...

Kitchen Sink Zombie: "He's got everything but the - no wait, he's got that too."

He is holding a SINK, How can you get everything. It is like me holding on to my seat and I can wipe out the face of the earth...

Imp-Throwing Imp: But where is the Imp-Throwing-Imp-Throwing-Imp?? We have to go deeper...

Uninstalls game.

Laser Base Alpha: Zombies with LASERS. What could possibly go wrong?

Everything.

Molekale: "And you thought spinach made you strong. Please. I am spinach times infinity."

OKAY, So by this things logic, I am a legend or a saint.

Captain Cucumber: He's steered his crew through many a pickle.

Haha Good one, Because he is a Captain of a wannabe star trek ship.

The Podfather: "It ain't easy keeping the peas in this family."

It ain't keeping the cringeyness in its place.

Plantern: Past job experience includes: Shooing away creepy fog.

How did it get hired... It is not a job to be a fighter, jeeze.

Zombot Stomp: Don't make him put his foot down!

So if he had the textures for the top bit, he will have a Dummy and a Bib to show how childish he is?

Line Dancer Zombie (OLD): Grab your partner, Do-Si-Do! Eat their brains and away you go!

So she was part of the events before PvZ1 Started. How that is SO amazing. Where is the Game Theorist When ya need him.

Imposter: It's IMPossible to tell who he really is.

Haha, I see what Popcap did there :^). And also the "he" part, what happens when there is a 1 cost female Imp? Another Great example of Popcap's sexism...