Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-26449357-20160213031502/@comment-27684759-20160326024246

Iu7445 wrote: Timeline of PvZ:

Dave finds a sunflower, bowl of peas, a walnut and a potato. He gives this to Zomboss (prior being a zombie) who makes them into the plants we know today. Zomboss accidently makes zombie infection and is now a zombie. The disease goes EVERYWHERE, and infects everyone, except for Dave's house (This is why the zombies only attack here as only Dave has fresh brainz). Dave one day finds a taco, but he has misplaced his hot sauce. When you've just moved into the house next door to Dave, you find the sauce. Dave takes it, eats the taco, and travels back in time to eat it again (accidently taking you with him). Zomboss finds out you have gone to Ancient Egypt and makes a portal to go there.

Later, the 3 of you (You, Dave and Penny) realise you have traveled back to much. Later, you find the zombies of AE and use you plants to fight them. Along the way, you find many other plants. On the eighth day, you find out Zomboss is after you, and later this day, you find a world key. On the last day, Zomboss attacks but you beat him with your new plants. He claims Dave ate brains in his taco (as he could have been caught in the infection), but this is proven false. Zomboss esapes in another portal. Your world key travels you 3 with Zomboss, and you end up in a pirate ship.

A time goes on, you also find more plants hidden on your ship. Zomboss, in his own pirate ship, finds yours and connects them with planks, which fall of every off every day and are replaced the next day (why the layout always changes). On the last day, Zomboss tells you how he created Penny, which makes sense because Dave would have had no knowledge to build a time machine. Zomboss escapes again.

In Wild West, nothing important happens.

After beating the zombot war wagon, Penny decides to skip many years as you are no where near the time Dave ate the taco. Penny accidently travels too far and goes all the way to the future. Same happens (Collect plants along the way and beat zombies infected by infection), until the last day when you find out Zomboss knows something from being a zombie. Zomboss uses Hypno-Zombnosis which works and Dave in under the influence of being a zombie. After you beat Zomboss, he forgets how to say Hypno-Zombnosis and Dave snaps out of it. Zombodd escapes.

Then a bunch of crazy whot-not happens. Penny goes back to DA, then forward to BWB, and then a milion years back to FC.

After that, you 3 (as a reminder, you, Dave and Penny) end up in th 1980s, which is only 27 years before the time you need to be at. On the last day of the Neon Mixtape Tour, Zomboss realises about project paradox and trys to say offensive things to Dave to put him of the taco quest. He obviously fails and also obviously escapes again.

Penny decides to go forward in time only a couple of years time, but Dave hits the worng button and you go backwards in time 65 million years, even before prehistoric Frostbite Caves. Dave finds out that his idea of the Peashooter, Sunflower, Wall-Nut and Potato Mine came from his ancestors, the people who created the primal verions of these plants. After your dino adventure of Jurassic Marsh, Zomboss gives up and warns you about project paradox. Penny is well concerned, but Dave doesn't listen.

As mentioned at the beginning, Zomboss traveled trough time ime with portals, and when all of you come back to Modern Day, portal rifts are found on your yard (because the jouney started here), but aren't that stable (why they appear and disappear). You 3 are basically 'future Penny-Dave-You", but if Zomboss stops Dave from eating the taco, 'present Penny-Dave-You' would never travel in time and you would cease existence. 15 days later, you find a taco, but Dave must not eat it of else present him would not have it. 16 days later, Zomboss has given up and tells you 3 to stop and that another taco cannot be made, but you 3 don't listen. This goes on for 3 days, until Zomboss makes another taco and puts a waffle in it. Dave celebrates the best day in his whole life. After all, Zomboss was his friend before this whole infection.

Later, Penny finds out a secret gem stash and you 3 go steal it from the zombies. Zomboss lets you off.

Some other time later, you find out about Gold Bloom lost in time and go rescue it.

4 years later, Zomboss decides to attack your new house. Instead of attacking you for the whole month though, he will send zombies until the end of the day. In order to fight, you will use some of the plants that Dave left you. After a 4th of the day (1-4), Dave gives you a new and improved shovel and teaches you Wal-Nut Bowling. Every part of the day, you find an old seed packet to use against the zombies

The day ends and Zomboss attacks you during the night. Every part of the night, you find and old seed packets to grow mushroom plants. On the last day however, you find the seed packet for Lily Pads.

The next day, the zombies decide to attack you back garden. Some time during this, you find a taco. When Crazy Dave sees the taco, he remembers it was the one you found on Modern Day - Day 15. Because this is 4 years after that, it is safe to eat it and he pays you a lot of money for it.

Night falls and the zombies continu to attack, now using a fog machine to make it harder for you to see.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">The next day, the zombies attack your roof and want to get you via you chimney. To protect yourself, you use flower pots to plant your plants since they cannot root into the roof (roots would break the ceiling).

<p style="font-weight:normal;">In the night, Zomboss  has had it and attacks in his most power ful zombot so far. After this battle, Zomboss surrenders and  promises that the zombies shall never attack again.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Dave believes this and they make music videos together on DeadJam Records. Occaisonly, Dave cuts out cardboard plants for zombies to practise attacking houses (for sport, not to eat peoples' brainz) and Dave and Zomboss occaisonly exeriment on the plants and zombies (eg, making zombies smaller in Big Trouble Little Zombie or making plants bigger in Big Time).

<p style="font-weight:normal;">There is no un-dead, only the fun-dead now and that is the entire story (in my belief) of PvZ.

AMAZING.