Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-7091122-20160513003711/@comment-7091122-20160517011431

Ruse shrugs. "Why kill each other, when we can kill each other, when we can kill ourselves?" He stabs himself, dealing -1337 HP in damage.

The math gods say "Wait, if you're subtracting a negative, then... he HEALS!!"

Ruse heals himself for 1337 HP. It caps out. (58)