User blog comment:Milesprower2/Top 15 Best and Worst Zombies/@comment-1764483-20141231011652

Besties:
 * The Leader: Never played PvZA.
 * The Thief: YEE-HAW! If zombies had costumes, it would be (ce)REALly amusing. (applejack)
 * The Summoner: I like the new one better than the old one. What do you think?
 * The Crusher: Not Gargantuar...
 * The Flock: Flock the chickens, they defeat the reason why George Fan chose zombies over Insaniquarium's aliens: their slower speed made them easier to react to. Yeah...
 * The Diver: Very DIE-abolical. This thing was a GREAT fit.
 * The Musician: Repetitive music plays FOREVER. Exit and enter to stop the music until all Pianists die and then another one spawns (fixed yet?)
 * The Disabler: Yeah... Magnets are required against these guys! NOT.
 * The Jumper: Did you quote me quoting Wikipedia, or just WP?
 * The Behemoth: YEAH GARGS!!!!
 * The Sequel's Thief: We DID have to wait 11 game updates for a legitimate counter, though. The next ten, for Primes to be nerfed.
 * The Summoner of Tomorrow: Yeah... it CAN spawn on the upper and lower-most lanes.
 * The "Scientist": Never played PvZA.
 * The Space Ogre: This guy... to be honest, there could be E.M.Peach. It's logical, and fair. Its almanac entry was Shrek'd, though.
 * Mr. Boss Guy: To be honest, I voted Zomboss as most evil on your userpage because, unlike Eggman (I don't know about Dr. Wily; I cannot say the same for Wile E. Coyote), he has no positive character traits for balance or motives, but he is funny and has some fun boss battles. I have used Puff-shroom PF and Magnet-shroom boost to beat the second and third phases of the Dark Dragon battle without PF.

Worsties:
 * The Aquatic Jumper: Why must you ignore the rightmost space?
 * The Pointless Tanks: Bad idea, eh?
 * The Tank-Jumper Combo: Never played PvZA.
 * The Sun-stealer: It spawns early, even the first zombie in PoD. It simply needs a health buff IMO. Oh, yeah, GET TO THE DANG POTATO MINE!
 * The Timeless Behemoth: Yes. Agreed.
 * The Hookers: A Rouge zombie... yeah, that DID come out wrong.
 * The Laser-er: -er-er-er-er-er TO INFI-NUT-Y AND BEYOND!!! Of course, the Garg Primes move more now, which alter previous anti-Prime strategies to the point where the nerf can practically be a buff.
 * The Adventurous Behemoth: Never played PvZA.
 * The Chinese-exclusive Bull: That game has too much bullcrap as-is. Also, you first encounter it at LEVEL TWO.
 * The Zombie Wall-nut: You got me there, but that link color, though.
 * The Blacksmith: THAT'S RACIST! Loljk. Wait... Infi-nut Zombie?
 * The Juggler: Hammer Zombie was better, but THIS should be Hammer Zombie. Why? Because U CAN'T TOUCH THIS! (Touch. Oh, yeah, you hate the plant and the cartoon. )
 * The Spellcaster: Why Octo Zombie rip off... this? That was a terrible idea, so they made it take a few steps forward and a few steps backward. The result: OP, OP, OP.
 * The Wave Rider: WHY MUST YOU HURT GHOST PEPPER? Gargantuar Primes, Zombie Kings, Mecha-Football Zombies, and Fisherman Zombies can affect Ghosties too... the only one of them I do NOT hate is Mecha-Football Zombie, although it can be a threat without E.M.Peach...
 * The Explodonator: Is flutterswearing becoming a thing now, with my blog and this blog? This zombies should have a more consistent explosion time, but I do have a strategy that should last forever in theory. Oh, well.

No Balloon Zombie?

On an unrelated note, how long will you be on chat tomorrow, if at all? If none, I can live. Although you've probably been cuddling with the Rainbow Dash plush the entire time you've been typing this blog. Cute. (Tecku/Trixie quote) I had oral surgery. That last baby tooth though.