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Spoilers! (duh)

Rules of sins
Main game/Plant sins appear first, then Zombie sins, then minigame sins. Put your suggestions in the comments below!

Sins

 * 1.Why do just 5 zombies appear the first day?
 * 2.Why do only the weak zombies appear the first day?
 * 3.Why don't they just walk on the dirt lanes?
 * 4.Also, grass doesn't go on that way
 * 5.Cherry Bomb sucks...
 * 6.Also Cherry Bomb appears too early(get ready for something similar in another Everything Wrong With)
 * 7.Wall-nut is almost fully worthless when you get Tall-nut, then worthless when you get Pumpkin!
 * 8.Potatos and by extent Potato Mine DON'T have arms. HOW could do an investment stratgey?
 * 9.Also, is this accounting any explosive plant KILLS themselves in this game, THAT'S DARK! That gives 10 sins in itself.
 * 19.Snow Pea is too broken for this early in the game
 * 20.Popcap made a reverence to a movie they DON'T EVEN OWN.
 * 21.Also, why would they want to change Chomper's look? They use the custom...wait wrong game.
 * 22.Repeater outclasses Peashooter in any way.
 * 23."Character that is lone-wolf is the one that wants love cliche"
 * 24.Also bonus 5 sins for all the Repeater x Snow Pea photos even though both are male
 * 29.Why did Puff-shroom and the other shrooms think zombies were fake, due to the amount of zombies, it would seem the attack has been happening for a while
 * 30.Puff-shrooms are also short-sighted
 * 31.Sun-shroom x Sunflower, MAKE IT HAPPEN...not.
 * 32.If shrooms sleep during the day...WHY WOULD FUME-SHROOM HAVE A DAY JOB?
 * 33."Scary character loves really cute things cliche"
 * 34.Grave Buster takes FOREVER to get rid of graves
 * 35.Also it's good for money-grinding
 * 36.Hypno-shroom is creepy.
 * 37.Seriously, I feel uncomfortable.
 * 38."Strong character is scared when others are nearby cliche"
 * 39.Also Scardey-shroom should have had more damage.
 * 40.Also Scardey-shroom is weak. +3 sins
 * 43.Plants can't ride bikes
 * 44.Also, this game is dark, suicide plants and now scarred for life mushrooms! +5 sins
 * 49.Doom-shroom has a little scar on his...thing. So...did HE scar Ice-shroom?
 * 50.Also, if Doom-shroom is so dangerous, why doesn't Crazy Dave put it in chains?
 * 51.Speaking of Dave, he says his name is Crazy Dave...and asks you to call him his nickname..."Crazy Dave"...IT ISN'T DIFFERENT!
 * 52.The Wall-nut in Dave's hand is smaller than the ones in the game.
 * 53.Why can't we bowl with Wall-nuts in the real game? Maybe the sequel can...Oh...
 * 54.Why can't we have Explode-O-Nut in the main game?
 * 55.Dave is a dick to pots
 * 56.Also, I think the "Move out" thing Dave said...used to be a different word...
 * 57.Apparently Wack-A-Zombie was so fun LAST STAND needed to have it.
 * 58.Whoever didn't play a touch screen version(mainly the X-box version) WERE SCREWED.
 * 59.How can Lily Pad withstand a Tall-nut?
 * 60.Why can't I plant Spikeweed on Lily Pad? I get Potato Mine due to it being in the ground but Spikeweed is moss.
 * 61.Tangle...Kelp...Sucks...
 * 60.Removing a sin though because the design is awesome! -1 sin.
 * 61.Squash appears too late.
 * 62.Also, people who played the demo might have believed Squash didn't exist anymore because it replaced potato mine there
 * 63.Also, WHY did popcap do that?
 * 64.Threepeater exists.
 * 65.Just...just plant 3 repeaters.
 * TBA