Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-27053902-20170429222935/@comment-27101994-20170503020506

Cavia porcellus wrote: We have some new flavor texts

Not going to react all of them since I'm skipping 'em (I only want to know few upcoming cards and the rest unspoiled):
 * Terror-Former 10,000 - This is Huge Giganticus' greatest invention ever. It's also his only invention. But it's best not to point that out to him.
 * Genetic Amplification - The modifications are controversial, sure. But the results are hard to argue with.
 * Zombot Battlecruiser 5000 - Not space legal in 35 different galaxies.
 * Wormhole Gatekeeper - "Stand here and guard this gate with your unlife,"" she was told. And that's what she's been doing ever since.
 * Vengeful Cyborg - His toupee went missing in the heat of battle and he's been furious about it ever since.
 * Dark Matter Dragonfruit - Their ancestors were hunted to the depths of space. Now their descendants are back for cold, fruity vengeance.
 * Sap-Fling - He dates a lot of different branches, but nothing ever sticks.
 * Moonbean - She and Sunflower are besties. It's just too bad their schedules make it hard for them to get together.


 * Terror-Former 10,000 - H-His only invention? That thing? I thought he has a secret one but whatever.


 * Genetic Amplication - The results are hard to argue because of its old ability! Guess Beta-Carrotina wanted to make it balanced.


 * Zombot Battlecruiser 5000 - Oh please. Go and explore all galaxies, would you?


 * Wormhole Gatekeeper - I knew it. But I assume the one who told her to do so disappeared in the past and never came back, that...I can't say much.


 * Vengeful Cyborg - So now he's mad at the plants for nothing. But hey, got to have a reason this time.


 * Dark Matter Dragonfruit - What I imagined is that the other dragonfruits (more like, ancestors) were destroyed brutally and Dark Matter Dragonfruit was the only survivor, but was sealed. Close, but there, now we know why he's OP.


 * Sap-fling - He's only a child, but I knew he wanted to date girls (in advance). Marriage is that one word he really is eager to accomplish on, but plants (notably Power Lily) prevent him from doing so. What a Sappy Ending! More like, IDK since I'm not finding that out until official release.


 * Moonbean - ...Let's assume Moonflower and Sun Bean are friends in a similar manner to Moonbean and Sunflower.