User:Camwood777/Things Cameron Is Not Allowed To Do


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As staff, you learn to not do certain things for the good of the wiki. A bunch of... unique cases exist here with me... .

Chapter 1: The Wiki Circumstances

 * 1) Cam is, under no circumstances, allowed to change his icon on the Staff page to one of him tap-dancing in nothing but his boxers in 2AM.
 * 2) Cam shouldn't ever be trusted with rollerblades, a jigsaw puzzle, and the Puzzle Piece article.
 * 3) Cam should never be placed within proximity of the "Lock page" feature on the Key or World Key article.
 * 4) Cam is not allowed to set fire to a Peashooter toy and upload it to Fire Peashooter/Gallery under the excuse of "merchandise."
 * 5) Similarly, Cam should never be trusted with an industrial freezer, as he will no doubt jam a peashooter toy, a melon-pult toy, a squash toy, and call them merchandise of Snow Pea, Winter Melon, Winter Squash, etc.
 * 6) Cam is not allowed to give all rollbacks red shirts or frilly leotards. Unless they like it.
 * 7) Cam is not allowed to hack an Admin or Bureaucrat in order to make 's username color be actually pink.
 * 8) Cam is not allowed to post "make discord official" threads on April Fools day, and ask if Discord from My Little Pony can be an official feature of the wiki.
 * 9) Cam is not allowed to treat Snego as an Adder from DROD.
 * 10) Cam is not allowed to attempt to devour eg.
 * 11) Cam should be properly reprimanded and slapped every time he calls a Content Moderators "archivists".
 * 12) Cam's nicknames are unacceptable and should be treated with disdain. All except Snapper. That one was clever.
 * 13) If something takes priority in a voting thread that is against the will of the original poster, Cam is not allowed to send to the original poster of the thread an envelope containing a picture of Donald Trump printed onto card-stock, just because it's "a trump card".

Chapter 2: Off-Wiki Happenstances

 * 1) Last time an upset Cam was put in proximity of a picture of a cute kitten, it resulted in delusions of traffic jams and harm unto adorableness. This is not a safe way to end anger in Cam and no, never do this ever again.
 * 2) Cam is not allowed to hire assassins to murder anyone he simply doesn't agree with. That's dumb.
 * 3) Cam is not allowed to rave about how bad the Clap Trap portion of Rhythm Heaven Megamix is.
 * 4) Cam is not allowed to look up "inflation, bursting", "inflation, popping", or any variation of the two words on any platform, be it on wiki or off-wiki. For his own safety.
 * 5) Ask your doctor if your Cam lasts for over 4 hours.
 * 6) Cam is not allowed to post images of My Little Pony's Discord on the Discord server.