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Let's try

Chester Chomper

Chester Chompers can poop a Gargantuar whole, butt they are turned to stone when ChaBOOFing.

Swag: none

Chompiness: very Chompy

True Fact: faster than speed of light delay between cheesy goops.

''Chest3r Chomper almost got a stylish goatee by stunts for My Little Show of Ponies, but it fell through when his admin banned too much on the front start. Chomper's not useful at all, probably... He says it's just part of death.''

Language: 1337

Grants: Speed of Light