Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-26239911-20151030204949/@comment-25769076-20151031021457

[NARRATIVE_DINO_1_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{SAY:winnie}Alert, User Dave. My sensors indicate we have moved 153,954,765 years into the past.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_1_INTRO_2] {EXCITED:crazydave}Yabbers! That's before I was even born!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_1_INTRO_3] {SAY:winnie}Correct. We seem to have landed in some form of Jurassic Marsh.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_1_INTRO_4] {EXCITED:crazydave}I knew I smelled more oxygen!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_15_OUTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{EXCITED:crazydave}Look, Penny! A fresh star-hunky!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_15_OUTRO_2] {SAY:winnie}A meteorite. Curious. My records indicate this should be... bigger.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_15_OUTRO_3] {SAY:crazydave} Bigger? Like, super burrito-sized?

[NARRATIVE_DINO_15_OUTRO_4] {SAY:winnie}More like super Seattle-sized. I hope history has not gone awry...

[NARRATIVE_DINO_16_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:zombossicon}{SAY:zombossicon}Surrender your brains forthwith, inane time stumblers!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_16_INTRO_2] {SAY:zombossicon}Else you shall share the fate of these terrible thunder lizards: EXTINCTION!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_16_INTRO_3] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{EXCITED:crazydave}But I don't want to get extincted!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_2_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{SAY:winnie}This epoch is known for its unusual lifeforms, User Dave.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_2_INTRO_2] {EXCITED:crazydave}I know! Gymnosperms, right?

[NARRATIVE_DINO_2_INTRO_3] {SAY:winnie}I was thinking more in terms of saurians, User Dave. Dinosaurs.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_2_INTRO_4] {SAY:winnie}They won't attack us directly and we can't affect them.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_2_INTRO_5] {SAY:winnie}However, they will definitely react to zombies. Be wary!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_6_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{EXCITED:crazydave}I can feel the ground a-trembling, Penny! More dinos?

[NARRATIVE_DINO_6_INTRO_2] {SAY:winnie}Indeed, User Dave. A herd of stegosaurs approaches.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_6_INTRO_3] {SAY:winnie}My sensors indicate they will snare zombies with their tail, and then flick them off.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_6_INTRO_4] {EXCITED:crazydave}That's what I would do!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_8_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{SAY:winnie}I have analyzed a new plant, User Dave.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_8_INTRO_2] {SAY:winnie}The Perfume-shroom charms dinosaurs and turns them against the zombies.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_8_INTRO_3] {EXCITED:crazydave}Dino-sour power? On OUR side? This is taco-level great news!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_9_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{EXCITED:crazydave}Penny! I just remembered how much I love silent letters!

[NARRATIVE_DINO_9_INTRO_2] {NPC_ENTER:winnie}{SAY:winnie}Coincidentally, User Dave, a flock of Pterodactyls is approaching.

[NARRATIVE_DINO_9_INTRO_3] {EXCITED:crazydave}Pterodactyls? That's ptotally pterrific!