Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160403145704/@comment-27227983-20160625074010

Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: Name: Sporo Shroomp the 2nd (you can call him Sporo Jr.)

Age: 6 years old

Height: 47 inches

Weight: 45 pounds

Relatives: Sporo Shroomp (father)

Features: Like most Spore-shrooms possess

Abilities: Create spore-shroom dummies, lifeless, mindless doppelgangers that do what it's master say. (But these are different from the fully biotic being. To create the fully biotic shroom, one must huff and puff and blow spores to a dead corpse of any plant. Let it grow for several weeks and you have a son. Only spore-shrooms in the age of 20 to 50 can do this.)

Weakness : Literally anything. But a spore-shrooms main weakness is alkaline salt.

Personality: Boastful and arrogant. He always boss people around to do what he want. But after the events in Kindergarden 5, he starts to be lowly for his friends and also protective to them.

Dreams: To become a king that will rule a large kingdom.

Voice: The actor of the young Harry Potter in The Sorcerer's Stone movie.

Sporo II: I can't believe you have to tell them all I have.

Me: Stop breaking the fou--

Sporo II: I don't care. At least you didn't told them that my host was the former king of Mushroom City who is such an arrogant tyrant. And that I possessed his personality.

Mineski: Too late boy! He already make you say it.

Sporo II: How did you get here? You're not who is the one--

Mineski: *wears shades* Worth it. #boygotbrokenbyfourthwallbreakerXD By Harry Potter, you mean Daniel Radcliffe...Of course, there's only one actor for HP, & it's Daniel Radcliffe...Well, I suppose he'll still be voiced by Daniel Radcliffe (the teen/adult Daniel) when he grows up.

Given that...Hey Sporo, got any lightning bolt on your head? XD. Just kidding. It's not like your creator gave you a similar story Harry Potter just because of the voice, right? (I could be wrong, though...)..If you want to be a king, formal & all, why the stupid bag on your head?

Random scene, just reminded me of something...

Primal Sunflower wearing nothing: *chuckling* Why you wearing that stupid hockey mask?

Sun-shroom wearing the Jason Voorhees hockey mask costume: Why you wearing that stupid primal mask?

I mean, unless you want to be the crazy type of king who parties all the time, it makes no sense why you wear a bag (a bag with plank's face) that makes you look stylishly goofy.

I assume the having-a-son thing is not applicable on zombie corpses, & what results from screwing zombies is the doppleganger type.

How about having a wife? Is that something unheard of or unpopular amongst you guys? I mean, sure, you can't have kids with them unlike everyone else, but do you think its beneficial, good or at least sensible to have a lifetime partner or do you guys believe it's stupid & a complete waste of time? King Shroomp (presumably) has no Queen, so I guess "Hindi siya naniniwala sa pag-ibig"? Or, if he does, I guess he just doesn't want to get in trouble with love or he is unlucky when it comes to that despite his royal blood...

Recall any time when you got salt hurled at you, Sporo? Same for your dad, anyone tried to assassinate you via a huge bucket of salt?

For all:

Stuff I forgot to say, & stuff I have to change...I'm gonna mention stuff I already mentioned, Leo, in case you didn't hear them.

I have yet to make a blog about Spud Devils & liquid taters, but this will do. Note, weaknesses changed & there are many forms of the thing now...

Prof. Marsh is to be renamed Professor Orion Owens.

Prof. Owens: DON'T YOU DARE F**KING READ THE INITIALS OUT!!!

He'll probably have his finalized voice as Alan Rickman (no, I had Rickman voice him due to his role as Hans Gruber in Die Hard, & not due to his role as Snape). Also, his eyes are mechanical (just like Orion...his goggles glow green or red, has many vision modes, & they can see or detect things normal eyes can't see, like pulses or fear...that way, his vision is similar if not identical to terminators & Predators wearing Bio-Masks). I just have to think of a backstory of how he lost his real eyes, probably dating back to when he was still alive.

Also, Hellway is the speediest Necro-Expendable. //I never watched the Harry Potter franchise, but that will do.

Sporo II: To be honest, yes this is stupid. Firstly, crowns are expensive. And secondly, dad want me to make a fool out of myself.

Sporo I: No son. I want you to look... funny to your friends. Plus, you're too young for crowns. That's what I wanted for you. Act fun and crazy in front of the commoners.

Sporo I: Well, hosting zombies will only create long-lived doppelgangers. They're not biotic, but lasts longer on them.

And for a wife, nah. Well, I would love to but like what we say. All of our kind are male, unlike the other shroom species who has female genes. Anyway, we can feel love and reproduce with or without them. If there would be a female spore-shroom around, I would be happy. And wizards in these era cannot even make some. I was thinking that scientists in your times can do it.

And for assassinating us with salt? Uh, the only place where I knew has alkaline pools are are in Iceland. Alkaline salt pools are being mined by viking zombies and use them to craft weapons. They will engage in war to ours and most of our fellow shrooms died due to their... salts. Luckily, the Dragon Empire aided us those times.

Sporo II: I saw one time when a mysterious servant sent us in a table food with alkaline salt. We we're to eat that but thankfully, our councilor the Magic-shroom warned us and suddenly attack the servant. It was revealed that the servant is actually Ace. We were to capture him but escaped quickly. Well, Ace, that was very stupid. You should have just thrown the food in their faces.

And yeah, the Sporal, the mom of Purdie (Fairy's character) is there, so I guess things have changed in the present, because right there & then, there is a female Spore-shroom. I just don't know how she came to be, if it was via the natural conception of your kind or by artificial ways. But there we are, a female Spore-shroom...Then again, she's obviously married, so yeah... Ace: Well, that was my next move. Then the two split up into different image. I threw every salt I have in the bucket, but I didn't caught then. Eventually I realize that they escaped. Now I'm fighting with their magic-shroom butler/councilor. After the long fight, I escaped.

Sporo I: They have a... WHAT!? That's a miracle to our people. And, oh, she's married. Nah, that's OK. We can live with or without them. But I would like to speak with her. How and to whom u are born/created?

To Sporo II's friends, how would you react to him wearing a paper bag crown? //Well, how would Draken, Auro, & Kenty react?

Violet: *wipes eyes* It's *sniff* ok...*tries to smile even while crying*

Anneberg: Don't worry. It makes you look, well, friendlier & a fun guy to be with :)

Vincent: *holding his laugh, but his baby brother Dalton Caleb began laughing, & he lost it* HAHAHA! Sorry, sorry, but it's really really funny...HAHAHAHA!

Gildia: *pulls out Android & aims it at Sporo* I have to shoot this! Peace, Sporo, but I can't resist this! *snap snap* There, posted! Wow, 15 likes at once & rising! HAHAHAHAHA!!!...Peace, Sporo, sorry! :)

MB3: *listening & rapping to Can't Touch This, too in to his music to even pay*

Gildia: Take the earphones off, Embs...He's deaf now. Can't hear a thing. *takes his headphones off* Embs, look!

MB3: Hey, I was about to get to my favorite part! *puts headphones back on* BREAK IT DOWN! *headspins on the floor*

//That is certainly a part of me I injected into MB3. Once my ear candy starts pumping, I'm impossible to talk to. Until I pause/stop the music &/or remove my earphones, I'm cut off from the outside world.

Gildia: *sigh* Forget it...WOW, 250 LIKES IN A MINUTE! IT'S A RECORD (For my post! First time a post of mine on FaceBook ever reached such a number of likes! And in such a short time...) Thanks, Sporo!

//Great, Sporo Jr. (Can I call you Junior? HAHA!), you're gonna be a king on FaceBook for having your picture posted! Thank Gildia later HAHA!

//Kenty, do you wish you have the power of speech? If yes, what voice do you want to have? Sporo II: How. Dare. They! *looks at the magical tablet* You dare make out a fool of me! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! *runs away from shame and starts crying*

Aurocoatl: *takes back the tablet* Wow, I don't expect the king to be that easily offended. *follows hims, sees him sitting on a corner* Cheer up, my lord. I mean, look at the bright side. There are positive comments here. They admire you in that paper bag.

Sporo II: *sniff* Really? *sniff* *looks back to the tablet* Thanks to all of them. *sniff*

(In the other aide, Draken and Kentberg are looking at the photo. They seem liking it. Then they switch tabs and start watching the Nyan Cat video.)

Kentberg: *humming while nodding "no"*

Aurocoatl: He never like to have a voice. He's happy on what he is. However, if he is to have a voice he would speak in a British accent. Violet: *wipes eyes & gives Sporo Jr. her handkerchief* Here, *sniff* take it.

Gildia: Sorry, Spory! But look *shows the Android*, at least they like it!

Comments:


 * XD


 * Kid seems fun to party with!


 * PARTEEEH!!!


 * Copied, memefied, ready to paste


 * MY BEST FRIEND BAG


 * (Meme Pic) I'm le king of le bags!


 * King of libag?


 * HAHAHA!


 * XD


 * (Picture of a random family of Puff-shrooms copying Sporo's headgear & expression)

Gildia: They seem to like it. :)

Kids, last Sunday is Father's Day. Have you greeted to your fathers? Blaze: My dad died so...

Couchtato: My dad didn't even have time for me. He just pushed me to a trash can when I showed him a drawing of me and him. He even called me a "useless piece of sh#t".

Aqua: Well my dad is in Japan so I sent him an email. I hope he reads it!

Zero: I made him a letter and made a snow statue of him. It looked pretty bad though. I don't think he'll like it. *Accidently freezes himself again*

Khloe: Well ever since GLaDOS turned me into a genocidal pyscopath that's bound to kill everything in sight I didn't remember them. Pathetic isn't it?