Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-30790899-20170415111702/@comment-28923888-20170418000627

CITRONtanker wrote:

BoltBlizard wrote: Oh god, what is it this time... I just wanna live. But I think I have a plan....

Is there a way to kill everyone else instead of kill you? Well, thanks to a certain mushroom, I heard you were a fairy. So I've been straining my brain on what to do with you. I thought about putting you in a bottle and selling you to Link. Then I thought of swating you with a flyswatter. But I think you liked being in my stomach so much, that you want in again. And wecInklibgs have fangs, if you get the concept. Those are the last things you will ever see. And you know what? I'm sure you'll just crawl out again! Be my guest...

Also, Iron CITRON, you think you are so high and mighty with your armor? Well, kiss it goodbye! How are you supposed to do that? It's superglued on. Plus I have another form of protection, the all new Mood Shield!!!!!! I keep shooting you in the eye while you're getting rekt by the Gym Instructor and Toxic Waste of Time.