User blog:CITRONtanker/Attack of the Pesky Peas. A PvZH Story

This is my second PvZH story. Deticated to a pal of mine who loves peas. We all know him...

Yes, I am still alive. After those mushrooms decomposed me, I managed to revive myself. After that, I made a vow to never enter that dojo again. I instead went to continue the war against the mutual enemy of my species- the peas. I know what you are saying- "Peas? Really?". But they are evil. Not to be messed with at all. They have taken many of my fellow Inklings. But I vowed they would not take me- at least, not alive. That said, i really had no clue where they lived. I figured they would live in a garden. So i started there. I heard all sorts of stories about the king of peas. He goes by the name of... Zappea. I really wanted to destroy him, but I had no clue of the power he packed. I mustered up my courage and stepped into the garden. As I did, walls rose up, preventing me from leaving. It then came to me- I either escaped a winner, or dead. As i stepped inside, I saw tons of peas. But with my trusty shrink ray, I managed to defeat them. I pressed on, but eventualy, those peas cornered me! I said "take me to your leader, vile fiends!" They lead me to the throne room, which i questioned how they fit it here. As I entered, then I saw him- King Zappea. "Well, well, well. A punt little Inkling trying to stop my plans. We will dispatch of you!" he said. "Never!" I yelled. I reached for my shrink ray, but it was gone! That foolish Electric Peashooter had stolen it! But I stood tall, fighting valiantly. But alas, I was no match for those fiends. Al, of a sudden though, the world started getting bigger.... and bigger! All of a sudden, it came to me- I had shrunk! And all of a sudden, that Zappea caught me. "I think i fancy squod stew tonight" he said. Alas, this time, I could not escape. "Man" I thought to myself " Maybe mushrooms were not so bad after all".

THE END.....?