User blog:GamesterD/Plants Vs. Zombies 2 Saga:Big Wave Beach

I was tempted to call this "Big Rage B****". Anyway, link to first story and link to the saga's creator GW saga.

Plot

 * In the Dark Ages...*

Peashooter:I'm pretty sure that we can track Zomboss down. Do you think so?

Crazy Dave:Rababa Saocky Torkala Om!*Translation:I'm more of taco guy than a save the world guy*.

Sunflower:*Riding on a sheep*So, where to now?

Penny:I have sucessfully tracked down Zomboss into the 1960s. I believe it is called Big Wave Beach. We should proceed with ca...

Wall-nut:Yeah, yeah, yeah, cut the chase. Lets go.*Pushes the button that travels the group out of Dark Ages and into Big Wave Beach*

Penny:We have arrived at the...

Potato Mine:*Steps out with the plants*Shut up, we know, Big Wave Beach. Also this beach looks good.

Sunflower:Huh? What do you me...*sees a freakishly beautiful beach*oh.

Peashooter:It's beautiful...I could just get a tan and...

Crazy Dave:*In a megaphone voice*BEAKY LAKA KRO KRO TORKALA GRIB!*Translation:WE HAVE NO TIME TO BE IN A BEACH, GET MY TACO!*

Wall-nut:Gosh, OK. Now, where to start looking for Zomboss...hey look, an Octopus guy. I'll ask him.*Walks up to octupus guy*Hello, have you seen a little zombie midget with a lab coat?

Peashooter:Umm, I'm pretty sure that's not a guy. I think that's a...*gets wrapped in octopi along with the others*zombie.

Octo Zombie:None zhall insult Lord Zomboss. Prepare to be eaten.

Peashooter:Not in my watch!*cuts the octopi with his sword and faces Octo Zombie*Your not getting my friends! EVER!

Sunflower:*In her head*He's so brave*blushes*

Octo Zombie:Ha ha! Nobody can do tha...*Suddenly get's pulled andswallowed by a purple plant*

???:BURP! That was tasty. Taste like wasabi! *Notices the group*Oh, hi Peashooter! Where you get that sword?

Peashooter:Hey Chomper. I got this sword from the medival times. We came to put an end to Zomboss. Did you see him?

Chomper:Sure. I saw him go underwater with some tech. I would've ate him, but I was still enjoying a BLT Sandwich. He got away, but it was totally worth i...*gets glared*err, I mean totally inresponsible.

Peashooter:Yeah, first let's get that scientist.

Potato Mine:HEY! WHAT ABOUT US?

Peashooter:After we free them

To be continiued...