Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160707075019/@comment-27227983-20160828042250

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Finally, the mid-terms are over.

Note: Just to clear things up, even with the weirdness, Bill is in no way connected or inspired by the character from Gravity Falls. The concept of having an annoying character whose personality is based on spammers, a b***h who randomly pops out & quickly gets killed, was thought of after several encounters with spammers & after the title of Quentin Tarentino's film series "Kill Bill". Ironically, unlike the Bill there, an old man who is quite a skilled assassin, being hunted down out of vengeance, the Bill here is essentially a stupid guy who has no connection whatsoever with the story, & has to be killed quickly before he derails the RP. But I'll probably still connect some stuff with the film series...

BTW, Bill is not an individual. "He" (debatable since female Bills have appeared quite as frequently as male Bills) is an anomaly, an irregularity, a glitch in the very fabric of the RP world's space & time.

(Old screen, with the old 3, 2, 1 effects. Screen goes black.)

In 2004, the remains of an old man was found torn apart & roasted. The individual was known as Bill. From an unknown source who only the writer recognizes, it was said that, upon appearing, he was being hunted & destroyed by an individual known as Beatrix due to being an annoying piece of s**t.

It was the first instance of what will eventually be known as "The Bill Anomaly".

Ever since then, many weirdos that had no connection with anything whatsoever began appearing in various timelines & places (but still, prior to the 2004 incident, prior to the 2004 of the original timeline, Bill was never reported to have existed in the past, present, or future). It was speculated that the fabric of space & time has been shifted by this anomaly, or the shift actually gave birth to glitch itself, giving rise to this irregularity.

The weirdos, who do random s**t & derail, are all known under the collective term "Bill". Whenever a weirdo without any connection to anything appears, someone within vicinity usually shouts "KILL BILL" & everyone else kills the random glitch. Everyone, be they friends or enemies, peaceful or not, know the very dangers Bill poses to the universe despite being a random annoying piece of s**t that cannot attack nor defend itself.

(Onscreen, various footages of Kill Bill are displayed. In one, The two Expendable groups are battling when a babbling Button-shroom suddenly sprouts up. The two groups pause their battle & focus all their attacks on the b***h. In K-Zen, Violet gets surprised by a sudden zombie head on the lawn talking in a nasal, flat, stupid accent of some sort. She suddenly cries, shrinking Bill with her tears, & runs away sobbing. In Dave's headquarters, the crazy guy suddenly finds a talking Peashooter head in his closet, & beats it to pulp with his frying pan.)

But all that is about to change...

(Screen quickly flashes different scenes. Here are the scenes:)


 * A Phat Beet inside a trash can screaming some annoying notes that seem to stun everyone in range.


 * In a mall setting, a Jade Cactus wielding two katana-like thorns & decapitating anyone in his path.


 * A huge dark cloud coming over Suburbia.


 * Zomboss making a grimace as darkness looms over him


 * What seems to be The Terminator & The Obliterator fighting side-by-side, destroying a bunch of random plants & zombies in the sewers while a huge figure whose sillhouete is barely seen on the floor laughs in an annoying tone.


 * In Suburbia, Godzilla roars & fires his atomic breath at a foe laughing in a deep voice offscreen.


 * Dark the Predator, Roy Deckard the Replicant Xenochomper, Carrie, & Ewen advancing & killing a bunch of random plants & zombies in the streets on a stormy night.


 * Violet, Stina, & their friends, as well as Roxy, Sthalia, & Drew Shadie, backed in a corner, sobbing loudly as laughter is heard offscreen while a sillhouete of a Squash Zombie looms over them.


 * Crazy Dave slamming his fist on his table.


 * A Chilly Bean standing on top of a bunch of dead plants & zombies & laughing crazily while the sun sets, the camera zooming in on him & his crazy face.

(Screen goes black, & rusty iron letters spattered in blood fly on the screen, taking their positions.)

Kill Bill: Bill Against The World.

(Screen shows the phrase "Coming Soon" & turns completely black while audio plays in the most annoying voice you can imagine.)

Voice: You think I'm a f**king glitch, b***h? Well f**k you! This world will be mine! DEAL.WITH. IT!

Carrie's voice: Oh shut your s**t up, Bill. I'll deal with it, alright!

(The trailer ends with the ominous sound of bones shattering & annoying evil laughter.)

(End of trailer one...what do you think?)

Well I'm guessing that there's going to be multiple Bills. (I'm guessing that I'll be wrong.)