User blog:ShroomstagramUser/SSU's 25 Dayz of Feastivus

Every day starting today through December 25, I'll parody the 12 dayz for X-mas. Starting now!

Day 1
On the first day of Feastivus, my mum and ad gave to me

A can of shaving cream and an electric shaver! Just what I asked for! (sarcasm)