User blog:CITRONtanker/Stay out of the Dojo! A PvZH (horror) story.

Here is a story i made myself. Shout out to a certain user who loves Nightcap and mushrooms and beats my butt with them. (You know who you are. Show yourself to this wiki!)

This could be any dojo, maybe yours.

I am an out of place Inkling in a land of Plants and Zombies. Recently have i heard of a superhero powered fight between doom and bloom. I was neutral at this point, so i have traveled across the land searching for info. I traveled far and wide, meeting many different individials. One day, my journey brought me to a dojo. It looked very interesting. Tapping into my curious nature, i stepped inside to have a look. There did not seem to be a "no cephalopods allowed rule, so i guessed i was welcome here. Little did i know it would be the last place i ever visited...

When i stepped inside, things seemed very quiet. Let me tell you, it was not very welcoming- no decor, no chairs, no welcome mats! "Maybe no one is home" I thought to myself. I walked around, and as i did, i saw a lifekess zombie body on the floor. It had its head clean off! I was a little creeped out, but i mustered up my determination to press on. As i did, i saw another body- and anothet, and another! There were dead zombies everywhere! I asked what the heck was killing them, and one of the zombie heads spoke up "They will kill everyone... even you..." it moaned. Now i was really spooked.

I found myself in a dark room within the dojo soon enough. I drew my Splattershot abd pivoted around the room, trying to spy any potential danger. That's when it happened- a mushroom jumped out pf nowhere and attacked me! I destroyed it, thanks to my quick reaction. But more came, and even more! One of them had a scarf around his neck, not saying a word- just gazed at me in silence. "Maybe they are trying to help" i thought. I went up to that mushroom abd tried to talk with him. But he ordered the mushrooms to attack! I tried to shoot, but i was hopelessly outnumbered. I ran, abd thet chased me all around. As i was attacked, i heard a laugh.... as if someone was enjoying this. Could it be the fabled Players? Gods of the game that seemingly dictate mine and everyone elses every move? Eventually, the attacks took their toll. I collapsed, hearing chants of "one of us, one of us". I was carrued off, to the gid they called "Cirno". I tried to scream, but it was to late. There god declared me a witch, and let the mushrooms decompose me. It was the last time i ever saw anything ever again. My advice to you humans: stay out of the dojo. Or you will wind up decomposed, like me...

THE END