Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-17699278-20160127005153/@comment-26826553-20160131082056

(2082, In Zomboss's fortified lab...)

Ivan Drago: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! SOMEONE HAS MURDERED STALIN!!!

Professor Gideon Owens Marsh: *Gold T-rex (not Triceratops) skull helmet blazes* Oh, shut up, Russian, he's just another average dictator!

Ivan Drago: *raises adamantium sonic cestus glove* F*** YOUR AMERICAN A**HOLE, MOTHERF-

Kassandros: *fires several explosive bolts of hellfire into the air, silencing them* Now, let's sort this out clearly. If there is anyone to blame for terminating evil, it has to be the f***ing bell pepper who hosts Zarathos! Now, who's in the mood to kick some Vegetable Expendable a**?

(All seven Necro-Expendables raise their hands)

(At the same time in Dave's bunker)

Vesuvius Magnus: Well, Yippie-ki-yay motherf***er, what do we do about this s***tin' alteration in the timeline?

Rocky Rambo: We restore it from deletion, of course! *shatters the ground with a headbutt from his adamantium sonic cestus glove (or rather, helmet)*

Terminator: I blame all this s*** on the b***h who hosts Mephistopheles...NOW WHO'S IN THE F***ING MOOD TO CRUSH UNDEAD EXPENDABLE D***HEADS?!

(All seven Botanical Expendables raise their hands (even though some don't have any visible limbs))