Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151119160845/@comment-26826553-20151122121939

DatDramaPlant wrote: Fire Peashooter: *looking at GPS* They're going to fast! They're due here about... now! *opens fire sinkhole to hide* Violet: Um...dad...(points at the Allosaurus)

Superbean: Remember, mate, no killing. It should be subdued, but alive!

Terminator: Well, Plan A (hand turns to bazooka). Er, Plan B (RPG-7 hand). Ok, Plan C (Gatling Gun hand). Fine, Plan D (crossbow hand). Very well then, Plan E (saber hand). Ugh, Plan F (flamethrower hand). Ok, I don't have a weapon for alive (does anyone get the reference?)

Agent K: Back when I used to sell energy shots, I also sold sleeping shots! (shoots dark blue plasma balls at the Allosaurus)

(the Allosaurus just simply swats the shots aside with its hand, & roars)

Agent K: Ok, I got nothing...

Superbean: (carries the Allosaurus) Come here, boy (or is it a girl?). Back to your -

(Allosaurus breaks free from Superbean's grasp & runs toward the Stegosaurus cage)

Superbean: Damn it!

Violet: Daddy, you've got to help them! I don't want them to be eaten!

Terminator: No, it's a good idea! Let the predator have its fill first, then subdue it while it is fat & full & sleepy as f***!

Agent K: Are you mad?

Superbean: No one needs to die here, mate!

Terminator: It might be the only way!

Violet: Dad *sniff*, please! (sobs)

Terminator: Fine...Stay here, I'll be back...(pulls out a pepper chain whip) HEY DUMBA**!

(the Allosaurus ignores him, & the Terminator almost flicked his whip to grab the carnivore's legs, but before he could do that, pink mist forms under the Allosaurus)

???: Make love, not war! Go back to your home, boy (or is it a girl?), there are many more goats (zombies turned into goats, actually) to eat there!

(the Allosaurus obeys, & returns the way it came from, with a dreamy, loving look on its normally merciless face)

Terminator: Well, what the f***!

Violet: They're saved!

Fire Pea: Is it over?