Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24843494-20140707164921/@comment-24843494-20140709092138

Very clever guys...but are you clever enough? I'm getting a little tired of this...so let's whip up some chaos!

Yappat(1):The bees sting you, so you accidently drop the holy water. By catching all the cards, each of the following attacks are instantly nulled, along with all special effects you have, so the bees disappear.

IMCR8Z: You toast Yappat for 15 damage, but you snatch one of the cards, dealing 50 damage to you and letting Yappat mine away all of the iron ore, causing the chest to fall down with everybody. Now you have the key!

The Zombie: By splattering petroleum over Yappat and flamethrowing him, you deal a nice 100 damage, along with a severe burn and -50% speed.

Yappat(2): All of your attacks are still nulled from the playing cards.

The Zombie(2): You accidentally teleport into the lava, and the homing missiles mis-aim, following the lava flow. You take a nasty 500 damage, but the potions manage to give you 99% defense and +50 Hp. You are now huge and easy to hit.

The Zombie(3): Again, you mis-aim, teleporting above the lava. You are now high above everybody else, but the hidden base is now anti-magic!

The Zombie(4): There is no fissure, wings, or magic staff to destroy, and the rocket mis-fires, accidentally hitting you for 1 damage. (99% defense)

ADVENT-UR-TRON: Ha ha. You don't kill everybody, and I give you a cookie that gives you 1% attack power.

The Zombie(5): You blow up the cookie, so Advent's 1% attack power is disabled. You ZPG blast blows up Advent for 2 damage, since the lava reduced most of its power when the ZPG flew through it.

Yappat(3): The playing cards wear off. Strength destroys nothing, and Pyschic increases your attack power to 500% for your next action. Advent was teleported into the no-void, but one of the stray playing-cards destroys the no-void. Advent escapes! You accidentally heal the Zombie by 150 Hp.

My attack!

I flash-freeze the lava, turning it into obsidian! Then I carve it out of the wall, and it turns into a weight! It is now falling down the hole at an extremely fast pace, ready to give anybody a lethal squishing!

The bottom of the hole is now in sight! There are 4 power tiles waiting!

Rules update: No quoting. It takes me forever to process it when that happens.