Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27101994-20160206052836/@comment-26918487-20160209024635

//Im entering the RP now, and I am completely new to this by the way.


 * meanwhile at a random house in suburbia*

Gary The Gardener (a friendly alchoholic): *Swings door open while chugging a beer* HIC..... welp, todays Valenzday, do yah know what HIC... that means?

Joe Jim (a nervous but mercyless peashooter with an italian accent): Erm, boss, its Valenbrainz, and theres zombies out.....

Gary: *takes a swig from the almost empty beer bottle* you.... you know what... im just gonna stand on the road, *walks to the road* AND-HIC..... you know what im gonna do...?

Joe Jim: Uh....

Gary: Im gonna- urk-*throws up on the road*


 * Meanwhile at a nearby tree*

Cowboy Buckethead: To easy... *walks towards Gary*

Gary: Oh hey there bucket ma-AAAAAARGH!! *gets chomped on the shoulder, then brain by the buckethead*

Joe Jim: Gah! *shootes peas at Buckethead, which kills him and causes the chili pot it had to fall on Gary*

Gary: Grr... *Gets up while rubbing head*

Joe Jim: Eh, boss?

Gary: *Turns around to reveal he is now a Buckethead zombie* What... happened....

Joe Jim: Boss, your a zombie, so you know what that mea-

Gary: No no no no no, we can work this out.... uh-


 * Gets pulled into the underground*

Random Zombie #1: Aw man, he's already one of us.

Random Zombie #2: HA, I won, I got a plant!

Random Zombie #1: I feel like thats a bad thing.....

Jim: *Shoots both in the head, killing them* Okay, truce until we get out?

Gary: Truce.


 * Jim jumps onto Gary's bucket and Gary starts walking around the underground*