Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160116121533/@comment-26826553-20160117075431

Terminator: Well, we’ll take care of that!



Jack: I can administer radiotherapy! *FART!*

Superbean: Jack!

Jack: I’m trying to help!

Rocky: I don’t need no help! I’d rather die now!

Terminator: THIS LIFE IS GREAT, B***ARD!!! There ain’t no f***ing reason to wither now!

Rocky: Oh yes there is! You must have forgotten, ADRIAN DIED!!!

Terminator: Well, it’s not our fault that your wife died to some stupid ovary cancer!

Rocky: MY SISTER DISAPPEARED!

CitroCop: Well, we could help find her, if that’s the-

Rocky: YOU’RE ALL MISSING THE POINT!!! MY LIFE IS GOING DOWNHILL!!! IT ONLY MEANS  IT IS TIME FOR ME TO GO!!! YOU PEOPLE SHOULD UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE INVADING A PRIVATE LIFE!!! I JUST WANT IT ALL TO END, SO I CAN FINALLY BE WITH ADRIAN!!! NOW, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! CASE CLOSED!!!

(silence…Then The Expendables went for the elevator one by one, dejected. The Terminator’s expression softened, looking at Rocky)

Terminator: Well, I suppose it’s your choice…But whatever happened to the guy who said he would hold things out until the very end? Who said that he would give it his all until he has nothing left? Your life is ending, man. I suggest you think about your final mark on the world. Remember how your life went downhill when you were in your 20s? It went up? What if this whole "downhill trip" is just the beginning for another sudden rise?... But then again, no pressure. If that's what you want, we would respect & comply to your wishes. We wouldn’t bother you ever again…friend…(walks into the vator)

(Elevator pops up to the surface)

Terminator: In case anyone wants to ask how it went, shut the f*** up…