User blog:Lily8763cp/Halloween Special - Dolly Problem

I've had at least part of this story in my head for awhile. And it's almost Halloween, so this is a special Halloween story. I don't really care if it's scary or not, I just want to do something for it.

The Story/Episode

 * *Foot Soldier is shown putting some fake Pumpkins on the ground, wearing a cape and fake fangs*
 * Foot Soldier:I think that's all the decorations.
 * Scientist: *wearing toilet paper on his head* Yeah. I still dislike this whole "truce" idea though.
 * Foot Soldier:It's just a little party. No harm in it.
 * Scientist:Speaking of which, weren't you wearing a little hat with fangs and one eye? Why are you dressed as a vampire now?
 * Foot Soldier:Well, I wore that when I was battling, it was easier to move in it. But this is my real costume. *puts the cape over his face* Once I remove vhis cape, I'll vake a bite of you!
 * Scientist: *pulls the cape down* I don't even think we have blood, don't get "too" into it.
 * *The door suddenly opens*
 * Foot Soldier:Huh?
 * All-Star: *has an alien mask and some dark green paint on him. He's also holding a plush of an Engineer wearing a cat costume* ...I found Engineer like this a little bit ago.
 * Scientist: *laughing at bit* All-Star, come on, don't try to scare us like that. Now, who made that plush for you?
 * All-Star:Nobody! Engineer and I heard a weird noise, so he went inside to fix the problem, and he didn't come out for a bit, I went inside, and all that was inside was this plush!
 * Scientist:All-Star! Enough! Just put the plush somewhere, we can use it as a decoration.
 * All-Star:...*looks upset as he puts the plush on a table* You guys don't even believe me?
 * Foot Soldier:Honestly, no. That sounds like a stretch.
 * Scientist:Though if another zombie did that, they have a sick sense of humor.
 * *Suddenly, laughter is heard around the room*
 * Scientist:...ok, who just laughed?
 * Foot Soldier:Not me.
 * All-Star:I didn't laugh at all. Why would I laugh at this?
 * Scientist:Then, who was that?
 * ???:Who will be my next toy? *giggle* You all look so cute!
 * Foot Soldier:Er...uh...ENOUGH!
 * ???: *giggle* You're the cutest! I think I'll try to get you first!
 * Foot Soldier:Uh...*gets grabbed by All-Star, who runs out of the room with Foot Soldier and Scientist in his arms* All-Star? What was that?
 * All-Star:I don't know! But I heard that giggle before!
 * Scientist:Well, they seem to have an interest in taking us in.
 * Imp: *walking by with a ghost sheet on him, with little eye holes so he can see* Hey guys! I'm a ghost!
 * All-Star:Uh...hey...have you seen anyone with a creepy giggle around here?
 * Imp:Well...
 * Scientist:Your giggle doesn't count.
 * Imp:Aw...
 * Foot Soldier:Let's just forget that and ask WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
 * Scientist:I don't know. Maybe a plant, maybe a zombie.
 * All-Star:Well, what do we do? If that...thing, catches us, we'll probably become plushes!
 * Scientist:You're doing THAT guessing again?
 * Imp: *hears All-Star and Scientist arguing* Guys! That doesn't matter!
 * Foot Soldier:What does matter then?
 * Imp:What does matter is how we'll survive! It seems we're in a horror movie, which I have seen a lot of, and I've noticed common ways people "go" in those movies!
 * Scientist:Please answer me...how will that help?
 * Imp:Well, we'll do what THEY didn't do!
 * All-Star:Oh! I know one! We got to stay together! Monsters like this prey on those that are all alone.
 * Imp:Yep! And we should give up trying to see what it is. Because they also like to stay in the dark, but we can probably see their eyes no problem. We should also never go into any vehicles, they never start.
 * Scientist:Ok, that one is just bad luck.
 * Foot Soldier:But that happens in like, every horror movie ever!
 * Scientist:Yes, but this is real life you dummy!
 * All-Star:You know, I'm surprised it's letting us talk this long.
 * Imp:Yeah...it's sort of worrying me. *a plush of a Captain Sharkbite wearing a swamp monster mask is throw right at Imp* Huh? Oh...that's why...the monster has been busy. But uh...one more thing. DON'T GO NEAR ANYONE SINGING! *runs off*
 * Foot Soldier:Shoot! Imp! Come back! *the others follow Imp*
 * ???: *standing and holding a plush of a Zombie dressed as a Sunflower* Aw...you're my favorite so far...*drops the plush* I'll pick you up soon. *giggle*
 * *Scene changes to Scientist near a phone, with All-Star blocking the door with Dummy Shields and Foot Soldier hugging Imp tightly*
 * Scientist:Oh my gosh, what's wrong with the phone?
 * Imp:Common Horror Movie Troupe #22, the phone can't call anyone!
 * Scientist:ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Once again! This is real life, there's no way this could be failing! *tries to call someone again* ...the phone actually isn't working. What the heck?
 * Foot Soldier: *looking down on the floor* Uh...Scientist?
 * Scientist:What?
 * Foot Soldier:The phone is unplugged.
 * Scientist:Huh? *looks down, and sees the phone really is unplugged* Oh. *plugs the phone in* See Imp? It was just that the phone was unplugged. No magical force preventing us from calling for help. *hears a sound* ...what was that?
 * All-Star:I blocked the door, there's no way it could get us. Besides, there's no windows, so Common Horror Movie Troupe #11 can't effect us!
 * Foot Soldier:But we have an air duct above us.
 * Imp:What? That means it could get here from that! It's not a Common Horror Movie Troupe, but it's possible!
 * Scientist: *holding onto the phone* Hold on! I got someone! Hey! Rustbolt? This sounds a little silly, but we're being chased by some...*gets surrounded by a weird rainbow* thing...? *gets pulled up* GAH!
 * Foot Soldier:Yeep! *All-Star, Imp, and Foot Soldier look up to see the weird plant holding Scientist with the rainbow beam*
 * ???: *giggle* I got you! Now I get to keep you forever!
 * Scientist:Ok, what do you mean? *The weird plant grabs his head and releases a weird energy* Ugh...why does it feel like something is entering my body? *suddenly, he gets changed in a plush*
 * All-Star:GAH!!! I...I TOLD YOU!
 * Imp:And we've just found ourselves Common Horror Movie Troupe #4, a fate worse than death.
 * Foot Soldier: *trying to destroy the Dummy Shields* NO TIME TO TALK! LET'S LEAVE!
 * Imp: *sees Foot Soldier destroying the shields and running out of the room with All-Star, and starts to chase after them* Wait! Common Horror Movie Troupe #10! Not matter how hard we try! We'll be unable to escape!
 * All-Star:But we know this place more than that thing!
 * Foot Soldier:Yeah, Imp. I know you're trying to help, but this is getting annoying.
 * Imp:S...sorry then. But I can't help it! Also, Foot Soldier, take off that cape. Common Horror Movie Troupe #2 has a character trip, and that cape will probably make you trip. *Foot Soldier and All-Star glare at him* Sorry, force of habit.
 * Foot Soldier:Well...er...what do we do?
 * All-Star:Well, Scientist was able to call Rustbolt, I'm sure we just have to not turn into a plush for a bit.
 * Foot Soldier:But...but what if they can't be changed back?
 * All-Star:I'm sure they can be changed back, we just need to remove what's creating them first.
 * Imp:Well...if it catches us, we should attack it with no mercy. Common Horror Movie Troupe #17 is that somebody attacks the monster, but stops before it's dead, and in the end, it catches them too.
 * Foot Soldier:Well...*looks at an open door* that door was closed a bit ago.
 * All-Star:The monster must be in there. Wait, why are we even saying monster anymore? It's clear that it's a plant.
 * Imp:Well, it's acting like a monster.
 * All-Star:Well...*gulp* we should deal with it...*walks towards the door, and looks inside* I...I don't see anyone.
 * Foot Soldier:Must be safe! *runs in*
 * Imp:WAIT!
 * Foot Soldier: *a pair of glowing eyes are behind him* Huh? Wait? Why? *gets grabbed by the unknown plant* Yeep!
 * ???:Did you really think you were safe deary? Well...I'll...*gets bitten by Foot Soldier, and his fake fangs get stuck on the plant's shoulder, making them let go of Foot Soldier* OW!!!
 * Foot Soldier: *pants and reaches for his paintball gun* Heh...now I'll...*keeps feeling for it* huh? Where's my weapon? ...oh right...I didn't bring it...
 * All-Star: *Holding his football gun* Are you serious?
 * Foot Soldier: *runs behind All-Star* Protect me! Please!
 * All-Star:I...don't use me as a meat shield! *gets grabbed by the rainbow beam, and throws his football gun at Foot Soldier* You guys run, and find a weakness! Use that! *gets dragged into the room, and the unknown plant closes the door*
 * Imp:...
 * Foot Soldier:Let me guess. That was a Common Horror Movie Troupe?
 * Imp:Yep.
 * Foot Soldier:Drat. Well, is there any way we can AVOID these troupes?
 * Imp:That'd be hard.
 * Foot Soldier:THEN WHY DO YOU POINT THEM OUT?
 * Imp:I was trying to make a point, that cliches are not really cliches, but things that happen in life.
 * Foot Soldier:How often does this happen to a real person?
 * Imp:...good point. *both go into another room, close the door, and hide in the closet* You know, this is sort of a bad idea...
 * Foot Soldier:Quiet.
 * ???:Knock knock...are you in here? *opens the door and is holding a plush of All-Star* Ding dong...I'm in here now. I can hear you two breathing.
 * Imp: *whispering* What are we going to do?
 * Foot Soldier: *whispering* I got an idea.
 * ???: *looking under a table* Hello? Hmm...you aren't here. Hello...where are you?
 * Foot Soldier:Goodbye.
 * Imp: *whispering* What the?
 * ???:Goodbye? *looks back and sees the door open* Oh, you must've left! *leaves the room* Don't worry though, I'll find you!
 * Imp:...did they just forget THEY were the one who opened the door?
 * Foot Soldier:Heh, Unlife of the Party told me that a little bit ago. Said if someone says "Hello", if you say "Goodbye", they think you've left. It works as long as they can't see you.
 * Imp:Hmmm, smart.
 * *A few hours later, both are sleeping, and they hear the closet open*
 * Foot Soldier:GAH!!! WHO'S THERE?!?!?
 * Rustbolt:Calm down you two, it's just me.
 * Imp:Rustbolt! Oh thank goodness! Have you dealt with the problem yet?
 * Rustbolt:Uh...
 * Foot Soldier:You haven't, haven't you?
 * Rustbolt:Yeah. Sadly, I couldn't find them yet.
 * Foot Soldier: *walking slowly out of the room* Then...then I don't really trust this place...let's leave...
 * Rustbolt:You sound pretty scared.
 * Foot Soldier:I SAW MY FRIEND TURN INTO A PLUSH BEFORE MY EYES! AND THEN ANOTHER SACRIFICED THEMSELVES TO SAVE ME!
 * Rustbolt: *holding the plush of All-Star* Really now? Well, this is cute.
 * Imp:You're holding onto All-Star by the way.
 * Rustbolt: *"gives" Imp a weird look* Uh...
 * Imp:Hard to explain. *looks around* Wait, where did Foot Soldier go? *hears him screaming* Oh no...
 * Foot Soldier:I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! REVEAL YOURSELF! *takes out All-Star's football gun* I'LL BLAST YOU TO BITS!
 * ???:It was impressive when you tricked me. But now, all it's done is given me another toy.
 * Rustbolt:Uh...dare I ask what THAT means?
 * Foot Soldier:...you know what? *throws the football gun at Rustbolt* When it grabs me, start firing.
 * Rustbolt:What?
 * Foot Soldier: *gets grabbed by the rainbow beam* Eek! Uh...I...THEY'RE ABOVE ME! FIRE AT THEM! PLEASE!
 * ???:Hmm? *gets fired at by Rustbolt and Imp, and they fall onto the ground, letting go of Foot Soldier in the process*
 * Foot Soldier: *pants* That...that was close...*holds onto one of his arms* ugh...my arm doesn't feel good. *Rustbolt and Imp stare at him* What?
 * Imp:Your arm...
 * Foot Soldier:Yeah. It feels numb, what about it?
 * Rustbolt:It's like a plush's arm.
 * Foot Soldier: *looks at his right arm, to see it's "stuffed" up* GAH!!!
 * Rustbolt:But it's the same size as your other arm...it just has stitches on it. Heh heh...
 * Imp: *looking at the knocked out plant* Hmm, seems this was a Stuffy Flower. But I haven't seen any being able to do THAT before!
 * Rustbolt:Weird. Well, *has a box full of plushes* I got everyone that was turn into a plush. Immorticia should be able to fix them.
 * Foot Soldier:And my arm?
 * Rustbolt:Yeah, probably your arm too.
 * *Scene "cuts" to a few hours later, where Foot Soldier, wearing his fake fangs again, is talking to a Sunflower, wearing a cyclops mask*
 * Foot Soldier:...and that's what happened.
 * Sunflower:Huh, weird.
 * Puff-shroom: *wearing some bull horns* I think I know what happened.
 * Foot Soldier:Huh?
 * Puff-shroom:My er..."friend", Button Mushroom has been crafting Stuffy Flowers for a while now. It was taking her a lot of time, so she made one Stuffy Flower to help her make plushes. She told me a bit ago that it went crazy though, starting to turn everything into a plush, so she sent it away. It must've found its way here.
 * Sunflower:Speaking of which, what happened to it?
 * Foot Soldier:Oh, that? *points to a plush on the table* We have it right there, with ketchup on it as a decoration.
 * Puff-shroom:Hmm, nice.
 * *All three walk away, as the Stuffy Flower opens its eyes, which turn red*
 * *End of story/episode*

Trivia/Notes

 * This episode doesn't take place during the GW saga, this takes place in "another universe", or after all the events have passed (can't decide if I want the GW saga to be in another timeline or just happening before most other events/stories I do.)
 * There's many references to common movie cliches, which Imp constantly refers to.
 * The costumes worn by Scientist, All-Star, Imp, the Captain Sharkbite plush, and Sunflower are the costumes they wear during the Lawn of Doom event.
 * The reason Foot Soldier doesn't wear his is because it seems too similar to Sunflower's costume.
 * While the Stuffy Flower was told to have be "vanquished forever", it seems to have survived and I just said the obvious.

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