Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies/@comment-33872406-20190503191423/@comment-27053902-20190504212012

Ballistic Planet wrote: Swaggy Shooter wrote: Leaked dialogue of the DA expansion:

Dark Ages - Night 21: Dave: *pathetic medieval joke*

Penny: ahhh zombies are becoming stronger cuz of timeline crack. We must use level up plant.

Night when you lose mower Dave: *pathetic medieval joke* We lost our mowers!

Penny: We must not let a zombie pass.

Night 30 before battle Zomboss: AHHH *pathetic impersonation of old English* I will use Zombot Dank Dragon 2.0!! I have been waiting for too long! I'll hive you a hard on!!

After Battle:

Zombies: FUCK LEVEL UP PLANTS FUCK FUCK. Y USE MASTERY WAAAAIIIII!?!!! had me going for a minute there ngl News flash: PvZ has had it's rating changed to M for too much usage of swearing.