Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151217085234/@comment-26826553-20151220140744

(in the snow, the Yeti's head shakes off the snow on it)

Yeti: RAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

(the kids scream)

Terminator: F*** you a**hole...how many times do you have to get terminated, huh?!

(The Terminator & his 3 friends approach the Yeti...then the Yeti's head pops out)

Yeti head: RAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

Superbean: The f***, it's only a head! And yet, it's still damn alive!

Agent K: Clark, of course it's still up & about, because the brain's not destroyed yet!

(behind them, the headless body of the Yeti runs toward them in an effort to reclaim its head)

Dynamo Jack: No, it was alive. Not is. And it is not undead either. It's DEAD!!! (blows up the Yeti's head with his fart, causing the body to drop to the ground without a sound) Game over, beast! (spits sizzling uranium on the ground)

Terminator: Ok, the beast's a** is officially terminated!!! Ok, now, since this guy is so fat, we're gonna have to drag this s*** back to our time, & skin it.

Dynamo Jack: Then there will be carpets for all!

Superbean: Exactly.

Agent K: Since the Yeti ain't even endangered (just rarely seen), let's agree to agree. C'mon guys, back to the future!

Kids: YAY!!!