User blog:Lily8763cp/Random Story - Otherworldly Visitors

Well, I didn't expect it to release today.

Welp. Time for me to make a story it seems. I've got a few ideas for this. Let's see how it turns out.

Story

 * *Somewhere in space, a ship shaped like a cantaloupe is falling quickly across space, with a purplish aura following it, it is creating tentacles to try and grab the ship, inside are five scared plants*
 * ???: *on the "wheel" of the ship* H...how are they?
 * ???: *looking outside the ship* It's gaining on us!
 * ???: *shivering* Oh...w...well, it can't be THAT bad what it'll do to us! *quickly shrieks and releases tons of spikes around himself, hitting one of the others by accident* Oh, sorry.
 * ???: *looks at them as they wipe the spikes off them, and uses something on them to restore their health* Don't worry. Now, guys, stay calm.
 * ???:ALL HANDS ON DECK! WE'RE NOT GIVING UP TO THIS THING!
 * ???:But sir, three of us don't have hands sir.
 * ???:...then just put your body on deck. *the ship suddenly shakes* What the?!?!?
 * ???:S...sir? It's not trying to grab us anymore, it's flat out attacking us.
 * ???: *slams their body on a button* ACTIVATE THE CANNONS!
 * *The ship releases three massive cannons, that start firing at the weird aura. The cannonballs only go through the thing, instead of damaging it. They aura then puts two created arms over the ship, and begins to crush it*
 * ???:That isn't good...
 * ???: *rolls back in forth by the button* Well. I tried.
 * *The weird aura then flings the ship to a nearby planet..."Earth"*
 * *Meanwhile, in Neighorhoodville, Green Shadow, Spudow, and Grass Knuckles are eating at a park*
 * Spudow:Thanks for inviting us Green Shadow! This stuff you made is great!
 * Green Shadow:You're welcome. I wanted to talk to you two about stuff.
 * Grass Knuckles:What, are you firing me?
 * Green Shadow:As much as I'd like to, no. Some spies told me the zombies have been getting new recruits and...*she looks up at the sky and notices the crashing ship, looking like a meteor from the distance* is that a meteor?
 * Spudow:Woah! That shouldn't come down until the night! *Green Shadow and Grass Knuckles looks at him* What?
 * Green Shadow:...Spudow, come with me, we're seeing what the is.
 * Grass Knuckles:What about me you jerk?
 * Green Shadow:If he's with me, we have 4 types compare to you only adding 1, making only 3. You stay here, and make sure nobody follows.
 * Grass Knuckles: *rolls his eyes and sighs* FINE.
 * *Grass Knuckles crosses his arms as Green Shadow and Spudow leave towards where the "mysterious object" was flying to. A carrot slowly hovers behind him. They sneeze, and he turns around*
 * Grass Knuckles:What the?!?!?
 * ???: *looks shocked, and quickly tries to run away, just to be stopped by Grass Knuckles* Ow!
 * Grass Knuckles: *holding onto the unknown carrot* Who are you, and why are you here? Let alone stalking me.
 * ???:My boss' sensors was saying the ship of a friend crashed. T...they wanted me to investigate. Especially because said friend was fighting...
 * Grass Knuckles:I'm going to stop you there. Two of my...*coughs* friends, were heading over to where they saw a meteor. I think that's said ship. I would go, but I'm not allowed to.
 * ???:I see. Thank you good sir. I am Ensign Uproot. My two "coworkers" Lieutenant Carrot and Beta-Carrotina should arrive here shortly, I was just sent first.
 * Grass Knuckles:Ok, I'll keep an eye out. *he sees the carrot fly towards the ship too* Ugh. Even he gets to see it. And let me guess, so other thing will happen now. *he looks up, and sees a meteor land right near him* GAH! ...y....yep. *quickly blinks* Wait. *begins to wave his arms* EVERYONE! GET OUT OF HERE NOW, IT'S A DANGER ZONE OVER HERE!
 * Weed #1986:Like the song?
 * Grass Knuckles: *rolls his eyes* Yeah, that's what I meant. NOW LEAVE!
 * *"All" the plants in the park follow Grass Knuckles, with the exception of five*
 * Peashooter #77:Heh. That guy is silly, it was just one rock.
 * Sunflower #50:Yeah.
 * Wall-nut #115:But maybe we shouldn't be here...
 * Fume-shroom #6:Na, it's fine!
 * Laser Bean #90: *looks up* Uh...guys, are you sure?
 * Peashooter #77:What?
 * *The weird purple aura appears in the sky, before the five plants can react, part of the aura is forcefully shot off of it and latched onto the plants' bodies. They try to get the stuff off of their bodies, but are unable to, until it gets off themselves. The auras then form into purple glowing versions of themselves*
 * Wall-nut #115:What just...
 * ???:..................
 * Laser Bean #90:What gives? You just copied our bodies without permission!
 * ???:............
 * Peashooter #77:You things got anything to say?
 * ???:....whole body.....
 * Fume-Shroom #50:I've had enough. *tries to attack his clone, but it attacks back and beats him up horribly* Ugh...it's stronger than...it should...
 * Sunflower #50: *randomly creates a sun* Oh...
 * *The clones manage to beat the five plants with ease, and tie them all up to a tree, they then look up at the sky, which is more purplish than normal, and walk off*
 * *Meanwhile, with Green Shadow and Spudow*
 * Spudow: *still running* How much longer?
 * Green Shadow:Until we reach it. Want me to use a tornado?
 * Spudow:Please.
 * *Green Shadow's eyes turn an orangish white, and she creates a Whirlwind and jumps in it, Spudow jumps in too, and she leans toward the direction she wants to go, she does this until the reach the flaming ship, where she quickly stops the whirlwind and runs towards the ship*
 * Green Shadow:Oh my gosh, what happened here?
 * Spudow:That ship has had better days.
 * Green Shadow:W...well...we should look for any...*hears a cough* people. *both Spudow and her look at each other and nod. They walk slowly towards where they heard the noise, Spudow with a Hot Head and Green Shadow with an Iceberg Lettuce, until they see who it is, a cactus ball*
 * ???: *COUGH COUGH* Ugh...all this smoke...I guess we crashed...but hey! I'm not dead yet! *looks up and sees the two heroes* I might be soon though.
 * Spudow:We're not here to hurt you, unless you hurt us of course, well, anyways, how did you get here?
 * ???:You forgot to ask my name. I'm Galacta-Cactus, and how did I get here? Well, we were fleeing from a sort of space alien, forget what it's called, after we tried to fight it, we realized it was a losing battle, but it attacked back and crashed our ship.
 * Green Shadow:I see. The crash does seem bad. If we can find the rest of your crew, we can try to recover them quickly.
 * Galacta-Cactus:Good. There's four other members, Gravitree, Astro-Shroom, Astrovera, and our captain, Captain Cucumber. There was a sixth member but well, he left randomly, and we have no idea why.
 * Green Shadow:Was his name Deep Space Dragonfruit?
 * Galacta-Cactus:Thought he was Dark Matter Dragonfruit. No matter, probably him, why, you saw him?
 * Green Shadow:He's been warning us for weeks now about this "thing" coming over.
 * Galacta-Cactus:Sounds like him. Despite being the strongest on our team, he was the the most scared about fighting it. Weird, isn't it?
 * Spudow:Seeing how you guess fled...
 * Galacta-Cactus:...moving on, let's find them.
 * ???:HEY GALACTA!!!
 * Galacta-Cactus:Oh geez...
 * *Spudow and Green Shadow look over to see two carrots flying from the sky, and one rushing from where they were before*
 * Spudow:Wow, more aliens! *gets slapped by Green Shadow and quickly looks over at her* What now?
 * Green Shadow: *facepalming* Just...keep that to yourself.
 * ???:Yep. That's their ship all right.
 * ???:Didn't think you guys would actually try to do that.
 * Galacta-Cactus: *blushing* It was a good idea at the time Beta.
 * Beta-Carrotina:Beta-Carrotina. I mean, I know it's your nickname, just saying it to those two. Green Shadow and Spudow.
 * Spudow: *jumps back* How do you...
 * Ensign Uproot:Lieutenant?
 * Lieutenant Carrot: *shakes his head as he takes out a galactic pad, that shows a list of "powerful plants throughout the universe". Sure enough, Green Shadow, Spudow, and all the other plant heroes, are on the list*
 * Spudow:We're famous?
 * Green Shadow:Somewhat, it seems.
 * Ensign Uproot:There's so many of us. Maybe we should stay back.
 * Lieutenant Carrot:...
 * Ensign Uproot:Hey, don't talk to me like that!
 * Spudow:We're hearing nothing.
 * Galacta-Cactus:Lieutenant Carrot has telepathy.
 * Spudow:Oh.
 * Beta-Carrotina:I'll hope you grab a few, I'll explain everything once we're there.
 * *The other four crew members are recovered from the ship and brought to a nearby hospital. A few Aloes, Heavenly Peaches, and a Heartichoke are working as nurses. Spudow and Beta-Carrotina wait outside of the rooms*
 * Beta-Carrotina:Well, I assume you're curious.
 * Spudow:About what?
 * Beta-Carrotina:The thing the cactus was talking to you about.
 * Spudow:Yeah, sure. Guess I have time.
 * Beta-Carrotina:Ok. That thing, we call it the Toyt Roykh, trust me, it makes sense if you know that language like I do. It was created only a few years ago, by a few rockets launched into the air. We are unsure who launched them, but of the remains of the rockets that we found, a "Z" symbol was seen.
 * Spudow:Z-Tech?
 * Beta-Carrotina:...no idea what you mean, but you might be right. We think what happened is that the rockets had some weird substances on them, and they exploded before they could reach their destination. The substances then mixed with some substances in space to create life in terms of that thing. It has caused a ton of destruction, yet a way to destroy it hasn't been discovered yet. Just a way to stop it slightly, water.
 * Spudow:I...see...so this thing is dangerous?
 * Beta-Carrotina:What do you think?
 * Spudow:I think yes. And that worries me.
 * *A beeping sound is heard*
 * Spudow:Huh, that went faster than normal.
 * *The door opens, and the Heartichoke leans out*
 * Heartichoke:We didn't think it'd be so fast, but one of them, the long Aloe-like one, they had some special machine that allowed fast recoveries, we used that, and everyone recovered in no time flat!
 * Beta-Carrotina:Oh yeah, that's Astrovera's special healing machine, he's a natural at healing.
 * Heartichoke:Well they're lucky. If they didn't have that, their damage was so bad, we probably wouldn't have been able to save all of them.
 * Spudow: *simply looking awestruck*
 * Beta-Carrotina:I assume you guys don't have such tech?
 * Spudow:No! The closest we have is a water geyser that two of the heroes can create at will!
 * Beta-Carrotina:Interesting. I can't wait to see what improvements and deprovements you guys have.
 * Spudow: *simply stares back* Uh...s...same...?
 * *Meanwhile, at the zombie base, some Planetary Guards are walking around the base, when one tugs at anther*
 * Planetary Guard #3:What the heck was that?
 * Planetary Guard #2:Er...dude, I think the thing to say is what the heck*turns around to point at the "Toyt Roykh" plants, who, like the Toyt Roykh, are purple and cosmic* are those?
 * Planetary Guard #3:...good point. *points his spear towards the nearby Planetary Guards* EVERYONE ATTACK!
 * *The guards then jump out at the plants, who manage to beat a good amount of them up. One of them drops a paper that has a list of "important zombies", which includes all the zombie heroes, the "player" zombies and a single Imp. The "Cosmic Peashooter" grabs the paper, and points to certain zombies on the list, before the cosmics rush into the base*
 * Planetary Guard #2: *weakly grabs a walkie talkie* C...code green...CODE GREEN! Unknown plants attacking the base, defend yourselves!
 * Disco Zombie: *inside the base, holding onto the Walkie Talkie* What? *hears a slam, and notices the weird plants* Er...you guys really are cosmic, are you? Seriously, did the plants steal stars to form you freaks? *the Cosmic Nut tackles into him, and like the plants before him, gets tied up, and forcefully pulled on the rope. The cosmic plants then proceed to do this to a Zombie Yeti, an Imp, and even All-Star zombie, all before they could react, and thrown outside*
 * Cosmic Bean:........any....more....?
 * Cosmic Peashooter:.....yes.....I say the one.....put on first....
 * Cosmic Sunflower:....called....scien....tist...?
 * Cosmic Peashooter:Correct. Wholeness is coming to me.....coming slower for you all......yet you seem....simpler....
 * Cosmic Nut:......333333333333333 *quickly muffled by Cosmic Peashooter*
 * Cosmic Peashooter:.....silence....
 * *Just a little bit further in the hall, Scientist is walking down it, holding Interdimensional Zombie's hand*
 * Scientist:I know you are unsure about the suggestion of doing it the way I asked you, but it's for your own mental health. You could go mad if we can't properly keep that little thing of yours in check.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:O...ok...I'll take your word for it sir. I trust you. *turns around to the noise of the cosmic plants, and stares in horror, while tugging on Scientist's lab coat*
 * Scientist:What is...*turns around to see the plants, and gulps slightly* I thought I got rid of...*takes out his weapon and a water bottle* stay back. I'll deal with the trash.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Ok then.
 * *Interdimensional Zombie quickly hides behind a corner, while Scientist begins to attack the cosmic plants, it seems to work ok at first, as he uses the water bottle on the cosmic plants, severely weakening them. And is able to blast them all down into what seems to be their original gas-like and aura state. Then, a cosmic-like thing shaped like a Zombie Yeti grabs him by the neck, and knocks him out cold, they rip their arm off, and the part covers Scientist's body and forms a body of its own, jumping off of their body and becoming the shape of Scientist*
 * Interdimensional Zombie: *gasps and sweats, before he can run, he accidentally touches the orange circle on his chest, transforming him into a Smashing Gargantuar* RAUGH!!!
 * Cosmic Yeti:......big thing...
 * Cosmic Dancer:....like......a Supernova....
 * Cosmic Imp:No problem......for my poison....*attacks the "Smashing Gargantuar", who, while reacts a bit in pain, otherwise doesn't flinch, and punches the cosmic Imp to the wall* n....never mind.....I vote for a leave....
 * *All 10 cosmic creatures then run out of the base, with "Smashing Gargantuar" breathing heavily. Scientist manages to wake up, and sees the cosmics escape, and the transformed Interdimensional Zombie*
 * Scientist: *walks over and taps on Interdimensional Zombie's chest, reverting him back to normal* I know you tried to stop them. I thought I had them too, that sneak attack is what got me.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Yeah...I know what the thing is. Toyt Roykh.
 * Scientist:Is that what they call that mistake?
 * Interdimensional Zombie:What? Don't tell me...you made that, didn't you?
 * Scientist:I didn't. Dr. Toxic and Chemist did. It's how the latter got fired.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Tell me more please.
 * Scientist:Ok. It was about two...maybe three, years ago. We entrusted the two to create something powerful to stop our enemies, and they did that. Somewhat. They combined chemicals that have never been combined before to create a sentient life form that was...cosmic. It was purple, like a gas, but the problem came with it being sentient. They couldn't control it. It quickly got out of hand. It couldn't do much, but it was still a threat, and before it could cause too much damage, I assigned an Imp, with a Gargantuar, a Conehead and a normal old Zombie to get it off the planet before it could cause much hard. Yes, we want to take it over, but how will we do that if there's nothing left.
 * Interdimensional Zombie: *staring*
 * Scientist:Too much?
 * Interdimensional Zombie:No. It's just...I'm...surprised. We thought space did that themselves.
 * Scientist:Mix the chemicals?
 * Interdimensional Zombie: *shrugs* Pretty much. How do we stop it?
 * Scientist:You don't. We have to tame it. Something I should've done back then. *takes out a phone* As much as I hate to do this...
 * *Meanwhile, at the very moment, Peashooter is talking to the very Peashooter that got got copied by Toyt Roykh*
 * Peashooter:So despite a hero's warning, you still stayed back, letting yourself get taken over by this weird gas for a bit.
 * Peashooter #77: *looking ashamed* Y...yes sir. I'm sorry sir.
 * Peashooter:What did it look like?
 * Peashooter #77:Purple. And...*hears a phone ringing* sir, is that yours?
 * Peashooter:Oh, yeah, sorry. *turns on his phone, and receives the call* Hello? Peashooter. Who is this?
 * Scientist: *over the phone* You should know well who I am.
 * Peashooter:What the?!?!? Scientist? How did you get my phone number?
 * Scientist: *over the phone* One of the things Secret Agent managed to scavenge during his little spying thing he did two months ago.
 * Peashooter: *rolls his eyes* Ok. What do you want?
 * Scientist: *over the phone* Actually. I want us to work together to stop a common enemy. The Toyt Roykh. It might sound weird to you, so let me say it simply. Purple gas that is sentient and willing to destroy any, if not all, life.
 * Peashooter: *looks at the Peashooter with pure anger* Yeah...a few of my troops dumbly gave that thing a few bodies.
 * Peashooter #77:I'M SORRY SIR!!!
 * Scientist: *over the phone* Yeah, I noticed. They managed to make 5 bodies from us too. Meet us at the park, bring water. Lots of water.
 * Peashooter:Got it. *hangs up* ...that's oddly not the weirdest call I've gotten this week. But I should get some troops ready.
 * *Later, at the park Chompzilla and Wall-Knight, with Peashooter, a few Admiral and Navy Beans, Sea-shrooms, and Droplet Shooters are walking to the center of the park, with some humans watching them in surprise, some saluting. Astrovera is also there, pushing a few cannons, which are full of Water Balloons, being followed by some Laser Cattails*
 * Chompzilla:How long do we have to wait?
 * Wall-Knight:As long as it takes for the zombies to come.
 * Sea-shroom #90: *points ahead* You mean them?
 * *Scientist is walking over with some Snorkel Zombies, Synchronized Swimmers, Octo Zombies, Surfer Zombies, Firefighters, Ducky Tube Zombies and Zombie High Divers, Immorticia, who is looking annoyed, and Brain Freeze are at the back*
 * Scientist:Got all your water troops?
 * Chompzilla:Yes but, how are Octo Zombie and Surfer Zombie "water" troops. They can't fire water.
 * Octo Zombie:...*pulls out an octopus and shakes it violently, having a water of water come out of them. They then put it* Sorry, had to show them.
 * Astrovera: *leaning over* Are all the zombies on your planet like this?
 * Wall-Knight:For the most part.
 * Immorticia:I was only told to be here because I have Acid Rain. Ugh. Where is this thing? *she looks up at the sky and notices how purple it is* Oh...are we facing the sky?
 * Scientist:No, it just managed to cover up the sky around here. And that's our huge target! Fire!
 * *The zombies and plants begin to fire at the sky, hitting the gas with water, and it keeps shrinking, however, before they can do too much, many are attacked by projectiles of the "cosmics"*
 * Chompzilla:Ugh! Give me a bit...*looks at all the cosmic zombies and tries to determine which is the lowest in health terms, and glances at the Imp* YOU! *uses her Devour superpower to "eat" the Cosmic Imp, though it just "destroys" it, but not truly destroyed*
 * Scientist:You're doing it wrong! Hit them with water!
 * Wall-Knight: *a little damaged* I can heal and hurt them at the same time? Cool! *uses his Geyser superpower near two cosmics, melting them back into energy*
 * *The plants manage to fight against the cosmics fairly well, before the original Toyt Roykh starts to grab plants and zombies, before it could grab everyone, Brain Freeze creates an ice rope and pulls it over towards the ground*
 * Brain Freeze:Immorticia! Now!
 * Immorticia: *rolls her eyes* I knew I was here only for my Acid Rain. *uses just that, and the Toyt Roykh makes a scream-like sound, before it evaporates, with only pieces of it left behind. Everyone who was grabbed is dropped into the ground* Uh, guys, it's still here.
 * Navy Bean:Still the most anti climax fight I've ever witnessed.
 * Scientist:Well when you know its weakness and abuse it then well...what do you expect?
 * Chompzilla: *grabs a few pieces* Hey. How about we "share"? We take a few parts, and you take a few. We see what we can do with them.
 * Brain Freeze:You're crazy. *Scientist taps on him* What?
 * Scientist:We agree. We also agree to not discuss the Toyt Roykh again.
 * Wall-Knight:In public. We're telling Beta-Carrotina we took it down.
 * *The zombies just stare at him*
 * Immorticia:The heck is that?
 * Wall-Knight: *quickly realizes what he said* Er...nothing! She's...uh...it's, nothing! *the zombies look at him confused, then turn around and head back* HAVE A GOOD DAY!
 * Chompzilla: *putting their "share" of Toyt Roykh in a jar* You're awful at secrets.
 * Wall-Knight:Sorry, I forgot who were talking to for a second there.
 * Chompzilla:How did you forget?
 * *The plants turn back and start leaving too, with Chompzilla arguing with Wall-Knight, none of them noticing the two sets of glowing sets are spying from a tree*
 * ???:Wow, that was faster than I was hoping. I wanted to rush in and be the "hero". Next time though, I shall show my awesome power! *begins laughing so hard, they start choking*
 * ???: *just glares* Y...yeah sure sir.
 * *End of story*

Trivia

 * Yes, the ending is rushed, but it was getting late, and I needed to finish it soon and it's hard to describe fight scenes, those are better "described" in an animated form.
 * The Weed who asks if Grass Knuckles meant the song when they said Danger Zone's number is 1986, a reference to the release date of said song.
 * The reason Green Shadow, Spudow, and Grass Knuckles were in the park was because at least the latter two appear in Beta-Carrotina's "unlock" comic.
 * The purple "smoke"'s name "Toyt Roykh" (use google translate see how it's spelled in its language) means Death Smoke in Yiddish.
 * Why is the weakness water? Because gas and water are two states of matter. Yeah, let's go with that.
 * Unlike the games, Interdimensional Zombie here can transform into any zombie...wanting to or not. The reason he can only turn into a 3 cost zombie under certain conditions in-game is because Scientist programmed that in for those games, to prevent Interdimensional from going mad (insane).
 * Speaking of which, that story with Interdimensional Zombie as the "main" character is coming. I was going to do that first, then Popcap decided to just release the update today. Got my priorities off schedule.

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