User blog comment:Brainulator9/Advent Calendar 2014/@comment-26895425-20141213222013

Here's one that I thought of:

http://www.41051.com/xmaslyrics/oxmastree.html

O Winter Melon, O Winter Melon!

How are thy melons so frigid!

O Winter Melon, O Winter Melon!

How are thy melons so frigid!

(Note: I mean the plant, not the user)