Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160703102409/@comment-26826553-20160703125240

(The arcade makes the "Pacman dies" sound effect as it explodes)

Stan: Good. Now let's find the next-

Kyle: RUN YOU IDIOT!

Stan: S**T! *Hellhounds run after them*

Cartmelan: Ok, one of us has to distract them. *pushes Kenny backward* YOU'RE JOB, A**JUICE!

Kenny: *gets torn apart by the Xenochompers into messy bits*

Stan: Oh my god, you killed Kenny!

Kyle: YOU BAST**D!

Cartmelan: Heh, he dies all the time. NOW RUN FASTER!

(Inside the school, in the cafeteria.)

Random Potato Mine: Ok, I see that this thing's shield is no longer up...Piece of cake-

(Arcade machine produces an 8-bit Knight)

Knight: *brandishes sword* FOR KING & COUNTRY!

Random Potato Mine: I spoke too soon...