User blog:PeaVZ108/Rap About PvZH Event Cards

DatDramaPlant's request. Guess I better get to it.

Enjoy!

The event cards are quite exciting to play,

Ranging from Halloween to Feastivus Day.

From haunted pumpkins to imps on turkeys,

Event cards are your victory's key.

They have a wide range of abilities,

That will increase your winning capabilities.

If you don't know what I'm rapping about,

Maybe it's time I excitedly shout!

With Forget-Me-Nuts, forget about tricks!

Garlic gives the Vimpires the stinks!

Corn Dog, he's a good vegetable.

Hot Date will soon find a girlfriend suitable.

Health-Nut attacks his foes healthily!

Pear Cub brings his mom into battle stealthily!

Say bye bye to Gargantuars with Shamrocket!

Red Stinger stretches himself in a roulette!

Blooming Heart, the perfect plant for Valentine's Day!

High-Voltage Currants have come to play!

Sonic Bloom, too fast for you,

Atomic Bombegranate spews out Seedlings in two!

Electric Blueberry is a real shocker!

Clique Peas wear sunglasses like a real rocker!

Lily of the Valley seasons the heights!

Banana Split splits into two with might!

Plucky Clover's gotten plucky on events.

Spyris can see through gravestones, even in environments!

Mayflower conjures for a Thanksgiving Dinner.

When tricks are played, Sportacus becomes meaner.

Snake Grass multiplies himself to the right,

Jolly Holly's as jolly as the purest of light!

Sap-Fling makes a sappy place to be,

Sun-Shroom grows after he's sun-free.

Jack O' Lantern glows green in Halloween,

While Toadstool prefers hopping in!

Secret Agent prefers his brains shaken, not stirred.

Energy Drink Zombie regains his energy with each slurp!

Hover-Goat 3000 believes the future is goat,

Synchronized Swimmer mimicks others and gloats.

Overstuffed Zombie heals with each kill,

But King of the Grill prefers to grill.

Leprechaun Imp shuffles you some pots o' gold,

Regifting Zombie has many gifts in hold!

Trick-o-Treater tricks with treats!

Thinking Cap thinks while listening to the beats!

Kitchen Sink Zombie is way too OP.

The Bad Moon Rising is way worse than just a bad dream.

Stupid Cupid's arrows go for a strength drain,

Gargantuar-Throwing Imp hardly makes a Gargantuar rain!

Hippity-Hop Gargantuar throws his eggs,

Zombology Teacher talks about brains, then brains next.

Gargologist makes the big dudes feel a whole lot cheaper.

Going Viral is one card that's gonna be a keeper.

Turkey Rider gives you leftovers when cooked,

Bonus Track Buckethead can't take off his mixtape, he's hooked!

Defensive End emphasises the "end" on the plant team!

Imposter's costume is a great scheme!

Fire Rooster's fired up, so watch out, mushrooms!

Imp-Throwing-Imp showers down the doom!

Zombie High Diver dives in for bonus points!

Trapper Zombie likes to hear his traps go SPROING!!!

The event cards are quite exciting to play,

Ranging from Halloween to Feastivus Day.

From haunted pumpkins to imps on turkeys,

Event cards are your victory's key.

They have a wide range of abilities,

That will increase your winning capabilities.

If you don't know what I'm rapping about,

Maybe it's time I excitedly shout!