Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140714102834/@comment-5204503-20140809091753

TIME JUDGE: There it is again!

TIME POLICE: What is it this time, chief?

TIME JUDGE: The ripples, they're getting stronger. Men, we need to get onto the bottom of this.

TIME POLICE: Yeah.... "we".

TIME JUDGE: Send Johnson and Sterling to Time Quadrant 9, where we'll send them to the source of the ripples...

TIME POLICE: On it, sir.

JOHNSON: Ster, we've come all the way to this. Just make sure that if I die, tell my time kids... I love them. Bury me with my time teleporter.

STERLING: Same here, John.

TIME JUDGE: Very well. Johnson, Sterling... you two have to go... into the rift! When you come back, you'll be remembered as time heroes.

LOLWUTBURGER: Hmm... maybe I can help with this.

TIME JUDGE: Shush, drone!

LOLWUTBURGER: You shush. I started this roleplay, and I'll be danged if It'll be destroyed by some sort by space waste time rift!

TIME JUDGE: Very well. You're free to go. Johnson, Sterling... keep an eye on this one.

JOHNSON: Very well, sir. (teleports away to some time period...)

Meanwhile...

SNOW PEA: Lolwutburger, we've come to save you!

TIME JUDGE: You just missed them.

PENNY: My sensors indicate the presence of the Time Judge.

TIME JUDGE: Hey, Penny.

PENNY: How are your kids?

TIME JUDGE: They're fine. Time Judge Jr.'s at soccer practice.

PENNY: That's great. Now, where did Lolwutburger head to?

TIME JUDGE: We don't keep track of where prisoners teleport to.

SNOW PEA: What the hell kind of Time and Space prison is this?

TIME JUDGE: It's my time and space prison.

SNOW PEA: We have to find him, fast. He could be anywhere, getting killed... and if he dies, this roleplay is over!

ICEBERG: We can't let that happen. COME ON!

PENNY: (teleports away with Snow Pea and Iceberg.)