Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5366868-20140124020853/@comment-5370696-20140207121255

AWikiBoy521 wrote: I simply touch it.

Entry: Don't even stare at it while waking.

The Suburban Almanac is coming... I'd read it.

Entry: "Why would an Almanac have an Almanac Entry?" said Almanac. Oh no! The infinite black hole paradox time portal is here! AAAAH! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!

Far Future is coming...(I can't believe no one used this joke yet.)