Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5889122-20150801052735/@comment-24235314-20150809184925

I go back in time to the Big Bang and bring back a copy of the first instance of the universe, frozen in a way that it will still provide power but will not expand. Having nearly infinite power, I hook up a powerful alien weapon capable of turning the entirety of the castle (except for the Cookie, of course) into sand. Once all layers and guards have been sand-ified, I take the Cookie and run off with it.