Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24720669-20140621151403/@comment-5204503-20140627083150

(A giant ship descends upon the cinema, it seems to be playing Hippie rock music, while also simultaneously waving out laser lights in the form of peace signs.)





Hey, look! It's Hypno-Shroom!

Hey, guys... I have... some news... first of all, as you can see, I am now a hippie. Pretty sweet, yes? The second news is that you CAN defeat that Zomboss guy, you just have to get 3 items, spread across the three lands.

The first item is a ring. I don't know why they chose a ring, but it's probably because they want to make a reference to Lord of the Rings. The ring can be found in a trailer, but the ring is guarded by a hairy ogre. Beware of his magic helmet, though. It's full of his magical health potions.

The second, is a key, that can be obtained by defeating the mighty Gargantuar. Yeah, I know I can turn zombies into Gargantuars, but there's this one certain Gargantuar that needs defeating, mostly because he's a jerk that stole the key, because if I had the key, I would've gave it to you right now.

The third item is a Weapon Stand. It's a fairly simple task, but the Chinese won't allow you to get it if your phone doesn't have the Chinese version installed. Install it before you go to China, because if you don't, they'll use their kung fu skills on you.

After you get those three items, just use this Hippie drum to call me. See ya later! *gets beamed by the floating hippie ship*