Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-32851166-20151123171258/@comment-26826553-20151130011140

Terminator: If you're 5,681 years old, you're not even as old as Ancient Egypt or Mesopotamia, meaning you are born around 3000 BCE. Me, I was born 150 million years BCE, old enough to witness the world before humanity, before anyone else here was ever born!

Superbean: Ok, old man, that's enough...

Dynamo Jack: But aren't you 160 million years old?

Agent K: You can't do away with those extra 10 million years, old man, you're getting defensive of your real age again...

Terminator: I'm old (points shotgun hand into the sky), but nonetheless, I'm still fit, not obsolete (fires the shotgun with a loud BANG!)