User blog:TheO0032/Stupid random story!

Hi! It's me, with a stupid story...

Once upon a time, there was a dark and stormy night.

All PVZ wiki users, somehow, were in the same room.

DR. Zomboss: And now I will make you all zombies! (Accidenally flips the switch to "plants")

TheO0032: Nooooooooooooo! Just kill me now...

(Dr. Zomboss fires the ray, making everybody a plant)

TheO0032: (now a peashooter) Hey, you made a little mistake... (fires many peas at Dr. Zomboss, killing him)

Teacup Terry: (now Solar Flare) The irony of this... (burns everyone's ropes to ashes somehow)

PeaVZ108 (now a repeater): Who's the peashooter?

TheO0032: Me, TheO.

PeaVZ: Oh! Hi...

TheO0032: This is awkward...

PeaVZ108: Well, I'm better than you.

TheO0032: Sadly...

Teacup Terry: Cheer up.

TheO0032: Look, this thing messed with our personalities a bit.

Teacup Terry: I know. I feel very different.

TheO0032: I'm writing this in real life, so my last line was probably his excuse for you seeming different than yourselves.

(Fourth wall shatters)

PeaVZ: Well, we can't live our old lives like this.

CITRONtanker (now Citron, the hero): Definitely not.

TheO0032: So... what do we do?

CITRONtanker: Get revenge!

TheO0032: Sounds good to me. Anyway, I need this. (Looks around, out of sight)

CITRONtanker: Is anybody else with me?

Everybody else: Yes. We are!!!

(TheO0032 comes back, as Green Shadow)

TheO0032: That's better than being a plant.

A bunch of users: TAKE ME TO THE HERO-TRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheO0032: It only worked on zombies, so I kinda had to destroy it to make myself one...

The same bunch of users: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(End, because why not?)