Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27101994-20151231160030/@comment-26826553-20160101104628

(meanwhile, the Botanical Expendables & Co. meet a bunch of savage undead cavemen)

Cavezomb#1: Me want brainz! (raises sharpened stick) BIG FAT BRAINZ!

Cavezomb#2: (grabs cone from his head & uses it as a megaphone) Me want brainz!

Cavezomb#3: ME WANT BRAINZ! (drums on bucket) HOO! HOO! HOO!

Cavezomb#4: ... (Although his words cannot be heard due to the ice block covering his head, it is assumed that he said “Me want brainz!” in there)

More cavezombs behind them: BRAINZ BRAINZ BRAINZ!!! (beat chests) HOO! HOO! HOO!

Terminator: Very well then...Go brainz yourself! (blasts a random zombie’s head, melting both skull & ice block) F***ing Neanderthals...No wonder you fools have gone extinct!

Frozone: I have a job! A BLOW-J**!!! *sends a strong gust of wind* (some zombies get their heads blown off their bodies, others are blown far off)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(mayhem ensues...)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Terminator: Good Game B***h! *grabs a zombie’s head & melts it*...Hey wait a f***ing minute!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Superbean: *does a head count* Yep...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">CitroCop: My sensors detect that we are missing one party member...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Dynamo Jack: But which one is it?!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Frozone: Oh s***...ANNEBERG!!!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(everyone begins looking everywhere in the area)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Violet: (looks under tree roots) Anneberg, cousin?!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Vincent: (looks under a rock) Anneberg?!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Marielle: (opens a bush) Anneberg, darling, where are you?!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Frozone: S***...

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(meanwhile, through the woods, Anneberg is being chased by an Blockhead...)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Blockhead: (block half gone) You think you smart, huh? *punches Anneberg in the face, sending her back against the rocks*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(Anneberg, crying, raises her head (hey, wait, a head is all she has...), revealing a right black eye, nearly swollen shut)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Blockhead: *towers over Anneberg, preparing to rip her head to get brains* You is stupid! You is idiot! You is foolish! You is alone! You no match me! You small, s***ty cub of a bit- *head gets blown off by a white burst of flame*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(There, behind the headless zombie, was the Terminator with the whole group behind him. Everyone heard what the Blockhead said)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Terminator: You know not speak proper engles, huh? Ok, kid, don’t mind what he-

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Anneberg: Huhuhu...*sobbing, heartbroken by all the words she just heard from the zombie, she runs through the group & races off into the forest*

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Dynamo Jack: What’s gotten into her?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Frozone: I’ll explain later...But now we have got to catch her, before she gets herself into more trouble! (the whole group runs after her)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Anneberg: Huhuhu...*bumps into a familiar blueberry* Oof! (Looks up to see a plant with blue flames who looks like her uncle, a steaming potato, & a bunch of chestnuts. Then she runs off into the woods, crying)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(the Botanical Expendables ends up where Anneberg bumped into a familiar blueberry a few seconds later)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Superbean: Hey, cave plants, have you seen (sees the blueberry)...Hey, wait a minute...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:12.0pt;mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">CitroCop: *visor emits a blue light that scans blueberry, after which he simply nods his head, his HUD displaying "100% DNA MATCH"*