Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151115034659/@comment-26826553-20151120054329

Plants vs. Zombies 2 = epic wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Plants vs. Zombies 2 = epic wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote:

Terminator: That's it, the guy's brainwashed...

Fire Pea: Undo the f***ing brainwash! (Resal Naeb clone wakes up)

Terminator: So, let's get straight to torture, then. There's nothing to ask this guy anyway...

Fire Pea: Hold it!

Mag. Grass#1: Ok, who is responsible for cloning you?

Resal Naeb 2: You b***hes should have blown up...

Terminator: I ate the explosive, a**hole...It was good. The whole scenario...it's all in your mind!

Fire Pea: (slap!) ANSWER PROPERLY, STUPID BEAN!

Resal naeb 2: F*** you, I don't take orders from women.

(SLAP!)

Terminator: (hand turns into a flaming shotgun) Perhaps I shall blow your mind to oblivion now...(cocks shotgun)

Fire Pea: Hold the f***.

Laser Bean: Who is behind all this s***. Why are you following our movements?

Resal Naeb 2: F*** up (tries to shoot lasers, but he is too weak to do so)

(SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!) Resal Naeb2.0: FINE!! Besides... I thought only girls slap... THIS HER FAULT (points at Fire Peashooter) When Cactus slapped the cloning thingy into the real, your world, it duplicated everything... NOW YOU DON'T KNOW THE REAL CRAZY DAVE EITHER!!!!

Suddenly, Teloiv 2.0 injects the Terminator with a syringe saying "Cooldown". Terminator: Ahhhh...

HAHAHAHA!!! FOOL! I'M IMMUNE TO EVEN 0 PICOKELVIN, THE COLDEST THAT THERE COULD EVER BE! I LIVED AND ENDURED EVEN MORE COLDER TEMPERATURES IN MY MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EXPERIENCE!

Teloiv 2: What? Unfair!

Terminator: The world won't be fair for villains, girl. You may resemble my daughter, BUT YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE HER!

(the Terminator, a.k.a. The Ghost Fire now possesing blue flames that can both burn & freeze, gripped the impostor & gave her The Stare Of Penance)

Terminator: You are a sinful impure wretched wreck, the exact opposite of Violet. It only makes sense that your sould should burn in hell!

(Teloiv turns into ashes, both body & soul burned by the stare)

Now, that's over with...(gives out a victory yell, with a deeper underlying roar: the spirit of vengeance, the angel that dwells within him)

Mag. Grass#6: What did I miss? (notices the Terminator now possesses blue flames) Whoa...

Terminator: Don't get so carried away, soldier (blue fire returns to yellow) Mag Grass #6 looks at everyone else: Uhh... Why are they frozen too? YOU FROZE THEM!! Terminator turns and looks at everyone. They were all frozen.

Terminator: Great. That's perma frost.

Cold Snapdragon (who came out of nowhere): No it's not. You can unfreeze them still.

Terminator: Where did you come from??!?!?! THIS IS SO FREAKY CHARACTERS ARE APPEARING EVERYWHERE!!!

CS: Chill man... chill.... you can still unfreeze them... look. Cold S. takes out a vial of amrep fire. (backwords of perma). You can get this at the real world. Crazy Dave has 'em...

Suddenly, the sky turns dark.

Cold S. : CURSES!!! IT'S HAPPENING!! EVERYONE GET INTO THE PORTAL NOW!!!

Terminator, Violet and Laser Bean (in the car, they weren't frozen because of the heater lol) and Cold S. run for the portal back.

Mag. Grass #6 stares shocked at the sky. My brethren... they're dead.... I'm now Mag. Grass #1... NOOO!!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND RUIN EVERYTHING COLD SNAPDRAGON!?!?!? WHY!?!?!

Terminator turns around and turns his hand into a lasso, grabbing Magnifying Grass.

M. Grass: NOOO!!! I WANNA DIE!!!

Terminator: Noo!! Hurry you [censored]!!!

The sky crashes down, falling on M. G. and Terminator...

C.S: HURRY!! YOU SLOWPOKES!!!

Terminator and M. Grass jump into the portal at the last second. (Resal Naeb is brainwashed yet again)

Fire Peashooter: Manipulating his brain even more...It doesn't even make any sense, since your presence should have melted everyone, & I am frozen there too, what the hell. Man, if you're gonna brainwash someone, make the brainwash logical & in they're favor, so they would think they won...

Terminator: He's already had his chance last time. He doesn't deserve a happy ending now. Remember, none of us are real, we're just video game characters with very little logic.

Fire Pea: Stop f***ing breaking the 4th wall.

Terminator: Fine. Say, let me worsen that brainwash on him, should we?

Violet: Dad...

Terminator: Yes, Violet? Oh...

Cabbage-pult: Hi Pops!

Kernel-pult: Long time, no see, old man!

Melon-pult: We heard you were on an adventure & we want to help!

Terminator: Did you guys even get Crazy Dave's approval...

Winter Melon: Err...I'm sure he'll understand...

Terminator: Ugh, this mission is one motherf***ing migraine...