Talk:Cactus (PvZ: GW)/@comment-10447541-20160524055202

'''the seriously ironic thing about the strategies section of this article told us that cacti have low health, even though they have just as much health peashooters, and higher health than roses and sunflowers, heck the catus has not one, but two armored variants, Jade and Petrified, both of have just as much health as Kernel Corn! Heck, I have a theory that the reason all three of cactus abilites are all different plants, is because their weather resistances and needlessness allow them to share water and energy with garlic, tallnuts and potatoes symbiotically, which explains how cacti compensate for thier lack of ability to do anything other than move, jump and use thier primary weapons without the help of these three plants cacti arm themselves with.'''