User blog:Plant Protecter/Parody: Stop Draggin' Our Kart Around

I saw some other users make song parodies, so why not join in?

NOTE: Listen to this while reading.

Stop Draggin' Our Kart Around
Fishy Imp: Me, my brother and my older sister

We built a kart and we painted it blue

Then after it dried we went outside

''To find it gone. How? No clue''

Our father said he had it towed away

So we chased it throughout that long Tuesday, shouting

Imp, Fishy Imp, and Imp Mermaid Zombie: Stop draggin' our...

Stop draggin' our...

Stop draggin' our kart around!

Imp: After we got our kart back from that tow truck

We stopped at Zomburger to have some lunch

When we returned we found our kart missing

''I say it was towed. Why? Just a hunch''

We were looking for the tow truck responsible

Then an officer came and said our kart

While it was interesting and creative

Was towed for parking on a pink rose's art

Imp, Fishy Imp, and Imp Mermaid Zombie: Stop draggin our...

Stop draggin' our...

Stop draggin' our kart around!

[musical interlude]

Imp Mermaid Zombie: After we got our kart back once again

We went to a cinema to watch Moon Warz

After we finished watching the movie

Our kart was being towed, and we rushed through the doors

After a while, we finally realised

Apparently, and it was something we missed

Of all the stupid things we could do

We parked in a loading zone, it was obvious!

Imp, Fishy Imp, and Imp Mermaid Zombie: Stop draggin' our...

Stop draggin' our...

Stop draggin' our kart around!

Fishy Imp: Stop draggin' our kart around (Come on, it's not fair.)

Imp: Stop draggin' our kart around (Why does this keep happening?)

Imp Mermaid Zombie: Stop draggin' our kart around (One of the most annoying Tuesdays I ever had.)

SONG END

Trivia

 * This song is a parody of Stevie Nick's Stop Draggin' My Heart Around.