User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 13 - The Yeti King

There Gamester, I made it. And wow, it's been a while since these.

Here we go, a "finally" on two ends. One for a new GW saga and one for a request somebody gave me. Which, if you can't guess by a few things, is for GamesterD. So here we go.

Story

 * *This "story" begins with a few Arctic Troopers running into a cave covered with snow and ice. A few Ice Peas and Yeti Chompers are walking around the area, until one looks around*
 * Ice Pea #1:I hear footsteps.
 * Ice Pea #2:From where?
 * Ice Pea #1:Dude, I just said I heard them. I didn't say WHERE I heard them, I don't know where they are!
 * Ice Pea #2:Oh. Well, I should look around. *walks away*
 * Ice Pea #1:All right then, see you in...a very short amount of time. *suddenly hears an exploding sound* What?
 * Arctic Trooper #1: *turns around* Oh. You guys are actually awake.
 * Arctic Trooper #2: *in a Yeti Chomper's mouth* I TOLD YOU THAT THEY WE...*gets eaten up*
 * Arctic Trooper #1:Gah! *takes out a megaphone* FORGET STEALING! ATTACK THE YETI KING'S PRISON AND NOTHING ELSE!
 * Ice Pea #1:Not if I have anything to say! *fires a Chili Bean Bomb at the Arctic Trooper, but hears laughing* Huh? *looks ahead to notice 300 other Arctic Troopers all aiming their ZPGs, as well as the vanquished bodies of 400 Ice Peas and 200 Yeti Chompers* H...how...
 * Arctic Trooper #1:We...heh...we trooped a big bomb here before...heh...then you and your army of 100 showed up...*giggles* and now all that's left is too few...heh...to stop us! HA HA HA! *gets blown up*
 * Ice Pea #1:...that one took a while. *starts running over, but is only able to block one of the ZPGs, and lands next to the Yeti King's "prison", which is a giant ice cube* Ugh...*looks up and sees the ice shattering* oh...oh no...t...this is bad...*crawls over to the Yeti King's leg, but is flung back as the ice fully breaks, they then close their eyes from the impact, with the last thing seen by them being the Yeti King slowly start moving again, with their red eyes reflecting against the ice*
 * *3 months later, in the plant base. Rose is putting her glass ball onto a table, looking really worried*
 * Rose:.........this. This is bad.
 * Kernel Corn: *knocking on the door* Hello?
 * Rose:...come on in if you want.
 * *Kernel Corn opens the door, Rose turns around to see him holding an Ice Pea's body*
 * Rose:What is that?
 * Kernel Corn:What do you mean. It's an Ice Pea, can't you tell? Yeti Chomper and a few others managed to take back the Great White North the other day, they found a lot of these bodies scattered around where the Yeti King was imprisoned, except he wasn't there.
 * Rose: *sighs* I heard that he was broke out, but...I didn't think...
 * Kernel Corn:Yeah, they said 601 plant bodies were found...and Yeti Chomper said he was the only member of that defense force that escaped during the attack, so that means...
 * Rose:Don't say any more. I know what it means. It's Winter, so he'll start trying to freeze this place up. And if that happens, not a lot of us will be left.
 * Kernel Corn:Correct. Of course I should've known you'd know this!
 * Rose:Still, I must thank you. I thought what I saw was just a dream, not the truth.
 * Kernel Corn: *salutes* Then you're welcome! *starts to leave*
 * Rose:Kernel Corn?
 * Kernel Corn: *turns around* Yes?
 * Rose:I need you to help me. Help me stop the Yeti King.
 * Kernel Corn: *turning a little red* Huh? You want me to help you?
 * Rose:Of course. Your rapid firing could be a major help.
 * Kernel Corn: *salutes again* Yes ma'am! I mean, Rose!
 * Rose: *giggles a bit* Oh, it's all right to call me ma'am, I don't mind.
 * *Cut to Rose and Kernel Corn in an RV, with and Electro Citron and Shadow Flower*
 * Rose:All right, do we all know what the plan is?
 * Shadow Flower:Yes. Stop the Yeti King and trap him in ice again. *takes out a bag and begins to look into it* I have a lot of things to help. Grappling hook...a book...*takes out the head of a Tennis Star* oh! Zombie head! Forgot about this one! *puts it back in* Anyways...*sees the three other plants staring at her* what? I like "collecting" things!
 * Electro Citron:Yeah...let's just pretend we didn't see that.
 * Weed: *piloting the RV* We're almost at Frosty Creek! We detect zombie activity and frosty winds that are unnatural, even for this area!
 * Rose:I think the Yeti King is around here, land the RV.
 * Weed:All right, I'll park it nearby.
 * *the RV flies to a part of the creek that is far away, the plants then exit, except for the Weed*
 * Rose:Stay here in case we need to retreat.
 * Weed:All right!
 * *The four plants walk around, until they reach the wooden cabin near the creek*
 * Kernel Corn:At least this place has a fire it seems.
 * Electro Citron:I don't think that matters. For some reason, we aren't cold.
 * Rose:Did you forget? I put a spell on us, we'll be super hot for 10 hours. It's just so cold here, it just feels normal.
 * Shadow Flower:Well, I'm going to enjoy some ice cream. *takes out an ice cream, cone and all, out of her bag, and starts licking it*
 * Kernel Corn:Ice Cream? Are you serious?
 * Shadow Flower: *looks up* What? I'm hungry, and this is all I got. *suddenly, they hear something* Huh?
 * Electro Citron: *looks ahead* Yeti Imps! Dead ahead!
 * *Hundreds of Yeti Imps are running over the bridge*
 * Yeti Imps:Hugs and Ice Cream! Hugs and Ice Cream!
 * Kernel Corn: *shrieks and goes behind Electro Citron* You can hit all of them right, do that for me, ok? I don't want to freeze!
 * Electro Citron: *groans* Fine. Don't get ahead of yourself. *charges up his attack and takes down most of the Yeti Imps, with the other plants assisting to take down the remaining ones* Now explain the scream.
 * Kernel Corn:Oh, sorry for not wanted to be a frozen statue!
 * Rose:Can you guys not fight now? There's Goalie Stars, AC Perries and Arctic Troopers showing up.
 * Shadow:Wait, why are they here? I get the others but...*just barely avoids a ton of ice projectiles* woah!
 * Rose:It is odd, but seeing how the zombies saved him, I'm sure they're trying to protect him.
 * Electro Citron:Can you not monologue? It's boring. Like, seriously?
 * Rose:All right, sorry about that. *suddenly, a Yeti arm appears from next to her* Oh! *backs up* I think it's him.
 * Kernel Corn:T...then watch out!
 * *The Yeti King jumps out of the ground, releasing a freezing aura around him, then puts his head on one of his arms*
 * Rose:...what is he doing?
 * Yeti King: *sniff sniff*
 * Shadow Flower:His arm must smell.
 * Yeti King: *looks at the plants* ...*roars loudly*
 * Rose:EVERYONE! RUN!
 * Electro Citron:Seriously? Are you...*sees popsicle forming everywhere* h...huh? Is anyone else seeing this?
 * Rose:That's the point! You stay here, we'll destroy the ones in other places*
 * Electro Citron:Uh...great. *fires at one* Huh. I feel cold. *looks at his legs and notices 10 Yeti Imps hugging his leg* WHAT THE?!?!? *gets frozen*
 * *Meanwhile, the other three plants are running and attacking the popsicles*
 * Shadow Flower:And that's three...I think.
 * Kernel Corn:What's with Electro Citron? Nothing over to his size is destroyed!
 * Rose:I don't know. He stopped responding to me as well. *suddenly looks and seeings the remaining popsicles are glowing* Huh?
 * *all of the popsicles release a freezing wind, and all of them get frozen, and they close their eyes. They wake up by the RV*
 * Kernel Corn:Ugh...what happened...*gets slapped by Electro Citron*
 * Electro Citron:I guess you guys failed too? I got vanquished, and respawned here.
 * Rose:What? T...that means we can still get over to him! *all the plants rush over again, to see nobody is there* Wha...it's like...nothing happened...
 * Shadow Flower: *looks in the bag* I er...got extra ice cream.
 * Kernel Corn:Take it out. I want my brain to be cold so I think I'm just seeing things. *takes it out and starts eating it...and the Yeti Imps come out again* Shoot! They're back! *throws the ice cream at them, and all of them swarm towards it* That should fix that problem.
 * Electro Citron: *turns around* And those other guys are back! *the four plants fire at them, and suddenly the Yeti King comes out from the ground again*
 * Rose:All right, this time, everyone, stay together!
 * Shadow Flower:Alright then? *all of them run around and fire at popsicles together, and they destroy all of them this time*
 * Rose: *whew* And now, let's see what's next. *sees Kernel Corn and Electro Citron firing at the Yeti King like crazy* Guys...
 * Kernel Corn:AUGH!!! IT'S NOT WORKING!!!
 * Rose:I think his icy aura is a shield.
 * Kernel Corn: *stops firing* ...yeah, that makes sense.
 * Electro Citron: *looking around* Hey! That Imp just showed up! *points at an Imp wearing a jester hat*
 * ???: *sigh* I'm their jester now? But...they aren't even...*hears Electro Citron charging his weapon* *sigh* what now?
 * Electro Citron:Just get down fool!
 * ???:I know my name is "Fool", don't act like a bully to me.
 * Electro Citron: *stops charging* ...
 * Fool:...
 * Shadow Flower:Can you give us that "Spring Smoothie"?
 * Fool: *looks behind him to see the Smoothie* Oh, sure. *throws it over*
 * Shadow Flower:Thanks! *drinks the whole thing, and starts glowing* Huh?
 * Rose:It's...warm. A warm aura. Shadow Flower! Quick! Follow me!
 * Shadow Flower:Ok? *the all run back to the Yeti King*
 * Kernel Corn:Now what?
 * Rose: *firing out of her wand* FIRE!
 * *All four of them fire projectiles at the Yeti King, and it reacts like it's getting hurt*
 * Rose:It's working! Keep going! Let's...*the aura fades out* what? Shadow Flower! What happened?
 * Shadow Flower:I think it wore off.
 * Electro Citron:Well drink more!
 * Shadow Flower: *takes out the holder* I...drank it all.
 * Kernel Corn:WHAT? *they all get frozen and respawn again* Oh FOR THE LOVE OF...
 * Rose: *groans* How about we find as many as we can and drink them all? Or actually. Drink them one at a time, and not the whole thing this time.
 * Shadow Flower:Ok ok, sorry.
 * Electro Citron: *groans* Can I quit?
 * Kernel Corn, Rose, and Shadow Flower:No.
 * *Cut to the four at the "Spring Smoothie" part again, finding the smoothies and grabbing them*
 * Kernel Corn:Is 5 enough?
 * Rose:Yes, I think so.
 * Shadow Flower:Surprised Fool isn't mad.
 * Fool: *slurping on a Spring Smoothie* No no, it's fine. There's hundreds of these here. *removes some snow that's near him, revealing a machine* They're being made right here. *a Spring Smoothie is launched out, and lands on the ground nearby* Cool, isn't it? It's like only I know about it! ...and you guys now but still!
 * Electro Citron:Wait. They're...making these? Why? They're the only counter it seems!
 * Fool:Honestly, I have no idea myself. I was just given orders to wear this jester hat and guard these. But I feel offended so, I'm just going to sit here.
 * Rose:All right then. *turns a Spring Smoothie* Thank you!
 * *All four of the plants start running back towards the Yeti King*
 * Rose: *thinking to herself "The zombies are making the Spring Smoothies themselves? Why would they? What's their gain? But, I don't have any time to look into that now. When we beat the Yeti King, I should ask that "Fool" guy about this."*
 * Kernel Corn:Rose?
 * Rose:Oh! *looks at Kernel Corn, who's pointing towards the Yeti King* S...sorry, I was thinking to myself.
 * Kernel Corn:Ok, I was just worried about you.
 * Rose:Thanks. Now, let's attack that king! *they start firing at it, and the process repeats itself, except after getting hit enough, the Yeti King runs off and summons the popsicles again*
 * Shadow Flower:These, again?
 * Electro Citron:Seems so. Here we go, repeating the drill, again. *gets frozen by some Arctic Troopers*
 * Shadow Flower:Hey! Back off! *defeats the Arctic Troopers and walks over to Electro Citron* You must be hurt. You can't move, but at least I can recover your health. *uses a Heal Beam, which is weaker than Sunflower's, but still heals, and the ice melts off* Huh?
 * Electro Citron:I don't know how you did it, but you managed to melt me! Hey, keep that on, so I'll be freeze proof!
 * Shadow Flower:Not sure if that's how it works but, ok.
 * *As Electro Citron is firing at the popsicles, Shadow Flower slowly leans closer to his face, and then grabs onto his mask*
 * Electro Citron:HUH? HEY!
 * Shadow Flower: *rips the mask on* So this is what it looks like? Cool!
 * Electro Citron: *turns around and thus, stops firing at the popsicles* Give that back! *both of them hold onto the mask and start tugging*
 * Rose: *from across the battlefield* GUYS! STOP! THERE'S A POPSICLE OVER THERE, WE CAN'T REACH IT!
 * Electro Citron: *pulls the mask back and puts it on his face* What? *the popsicle glows and freezes them all, and once again, they all respawn at the RV*
 * *Kernel Corn and Rose glare at Electro Citron and Shadow Flower*
 * Shadow Flower: *nervous laughter* Worth it...
 * Rose:No. It isn't. We lost, again!
 * Kernel Corn: *pats Rose* Calm down.
 * Rose:I...I'm trying but. Ugh. *starts floating over* Let's do this, again. *the four plants leave*
 * Weed: *waving* GOOD LUCK!
 * *5 hours later, at the RV*
 * Weed: *has a phone out* Heh, what a cute...*sees Electro Citron, Kernel Corn, Rose and Shadow Flower respawn again and they put away their phone* did you guys fail again?
 * Kernel Corn:Yep...I guess the 103th time isn't the lucky one.
 * Electro Citron:............
 * Shadow Flower:Electro Citron?
 * Electro Citron:.................
 * Rose:He's gotten more and more quiet after every loss.
 * Weed:Is he ok...
 * Electro Citron: *screams with extreme anger really loudly*
 * Kernel Corn:Yep...he's mad.
 * Electro Citron:I SWEAR, IF WE DON'T BEAT HIM THIS TIME, I QUIT! I'LL ROLL AWAY, BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A DANDELION ABOUT THIS ANYMORE!
 * Shadow Flower:I think you meant...
 * Electro Citron:I can't say what I want to say, or else you know what Rose will do. *looks to see Rose annoyed anyways* Oh. It doesn't matter.
 * Rose:Don't give up yet. Yes, we lost 103 times, but this time will be different!
 * Shadow Flower:You said that the last 100 times...
 * Rose:I know but, please, believe me.
 * Electro Citron:I don't think so.
 * Rose:...*gets tapped on by Kernel Corn* let me guess, you agree with them?
 * Kernel Corn:No. I believe in you! I believe in what you're saying! Even if these two leave, I'll still be here and support you!
 * Rose:...*smiles a bit* thank you. *Kernel Corn and her begin to walk back*
 * Electro Citron and Shadow Flower: *looking at each other* ...
 * Weed:You better go with them. You'll seem like jerks otherwise. *the other two leave* *looks both ways, then takes out the phone again* Heh. That's a cute puppy.
 * *Cut to Kernel Corn and Rose arriving at the battlefield, where they see smoke*
 * Kernel Corn:Huh?
 * Rose:Smoke?
 * Kernel Corn:It's coming from *points ahead* over there!
 * *the two of them run into the "village" part of the creek, where they see the Yeti King, standing in place with their mouth open, leaking out smoke and shaking*
 * Kernel Corn:What the...
 * Rose:What's going on with them?
 * Yeti King: * *beep boop beep* * * *error error* * * *too much rage stored - activate reboot* * * *release excess rage* * ** send rest to plantssmell.exe* *
 * Rose:It's...it's a robot!
 * Kernel Corn:But the one freed! It was real!
 * Rose:Yes, but they sent out a fake! And...it was absorbing our anger?
 * Electro Citron: *rolling over, with Shadow Flower following him* All right, what is going on? *sees the smoking Yeti King* Woah! What happened to them?
 * Shadow Flower:Well, it has survived a lot of hits, of course he's really weak.
 * Rose:Uh...yeah, about that.
 * Shadow Flower:Huh?
 * Kernel Corn:It's actually a robot.
 * Electro Citron:SERIOUSLY?!??! WE'VE BEEN LOSING TO A ROBOT?!?! *hears the smoking get louder* What?
 * Yeti King?: * *beep beep!* * * *rage increasing* * * *transfer or risk overdrive * * *turns their head to notice the plants*
 * Kernel Corn:And...the robot noticed us.
 * Yeti King?: * *disguise has been discovered!* * *activate destroy.exe* *
 * Electro Citron:Trust me...you're doing a great job of tha...
 * *The robot has its head fired off, with the crown landing on a robotic neck. Part of two of the yellow parts of the crown begin to glow blue, a giant cannon bursts out near the belly area, and the hands of the robot rip off, revealing two Mega Cannon-like hands*
 * Shadow Flower:Y...yikes...props to however managed to hide THAT in this robot and still make it fast...
 * Rose: *sees it charging* Everyone! Move! *all of them hide behind a nearby house, as it fires its laser* I think I know why all that odd stuff happened.
 * Kernel Corn:Why?
 * Rose:Easy. They made it so the fight against him would be very annoying. So they could collect our rage.
 * Electro Citron:And the smoothies? If they want us to lose, why did they bring those?
 * Rose:Because people get the angriest when they know there's a chance.
 * Shadow Flower:I...see. But, now what?
 * Electro Citron: *takes out an E.M.Peach* I'll stun it, you guys attack it then.
 * Kernel Corn:All right.
 * *Electro Citron fires out his E.M.Peach, stunning the robot slightly, and the other three start firing rapidly at it*
 * Shadow Flower:Like this? I think it's working!
 * Rose:Are you really asking a question mixed with an answer?
 * Shadow Flower:Well...yeah but...*the robot reactivates* shoot!
 * Kernel Corn:We can still fire! Don't forget!
 * *Suddenly, the robot fires out of their cannons at both Shadow Flower and Kernel Corn, sending the both of them back, with a shattering noise being heard*
 * Rose:Huh? *turns around and notices their badges broke* I...Impossible...something that can...*hears a laser charging* ...*turns around and turns into her Arcane Enigma form* come at me.
 * *the robot fires their laser, and the Arcane Enigma manages to absorb all the energy, and releases it all, damaging the robot greatly*
 * Rose: *turns back* There, and now let me...*doesn't notice one of the robot's mega cannons is aiming at her*
 * Kernel Corn:ROSE! *jumps in front of Rose, and gets hit by the projectile*
 * Rose: *shocked* HUH?
 * Kernel Corn: *lands on the ground and holds onto part of himself* Oh...that...*looks at Rose* w...what are you doing? Take it down!
 * Rose:But you just got hurt! And you don't have your...
 * Kernel Corn:Shadow Flower is here! I'll be fine! Stop stalling!
 * Rose:O...ok. *hovers over towards the robot, and charges up a powerful spell, exploding the whole robot* ...*looks back to see Shadow Flower using her Heal Beam* ...I need to get you two back, fast?
 * Shadow Flower:I understand me but...why him?
 * Rose:Your Heal Beam is weaker, I don't think that's keep you guys in good health for too long.
 * Electro Citron: *peaking out from the house, looking ashamed* O...ok...
 * *Cut to outside of a tree, where Rose and Electro Citron are waiting*
 * Electro Citron:...the Heal Weed took them in.
 * Rose:Yeah. I know.
 * Electro Citron:...are they going to be ok? I hope they are.
 * Rose:Yeah. Me too. But, I don't see why you're sad.
 * Electro Citron:...I should've done something. I just hid behind that house and waited. If I didn't wait, I...I could've destroyed it before they got hurt!
 * Rose:I don't think we would've been able to stop it before then, like it or not.
 * Electro Citron:B...but I...*looks more upset* I'm...I'm...*turns back* I...I need to go.
 * Rose:Huh?
 * Electro Citron:I think I'm too weak for this army. I'll come back when I feel stronger. *rolls away*
 * Rose:...
 * Heal Weed: *walks over* Hey, Rose. They're going to be ok but, Kernel Corn wants to talk to you.
 * Rose:All right then.
 * *the Heal Weed leads Rose to Kernel Corn's room, where he's in a bed*
 * Rose:Hey. Kernel Corn.
 * Kernel Corn:H...hey.
 * Rose:I don't get it. I had the badge, I'd be fine, why did you...
 * Kernel Corn:I know, I know. I just...forget. And I thought you lost your badge too. You're more important than me, so I decided to well...prevent that attack from ever hitting you.
 * Rose:Thanks. But, please, if you do something like that again, you might die.
 * Kernel Corn:Y...you said to never use that word!
 * Rose:I'm being serious, so to me, it's all right to use it. Just listen to me!
 * Kernel Corn:...*nods his head yes*
 * Rose:All right. I hope to see you in good health soon.
 * Kernel Corn:Ok. *Rose leaves, and Kernel Corn sighs dreamily*
 * *Meanwhile, in the zombie's lab*
 * Scientist: *walks over to a giant metal canister, holding a bunch of redish smoke* This is it, our new fuel source.
 * ???: *wearing glasses and a partly eaten tie* What is it?
 * Scientist:Rage. Pure rage. Our fake Yeti King was able to absorb it, all thanks to you.
 * ???:Oh yeah! Silly me! Yeah, I've been working on things that absorb feelings!
 * Scientist:Yes, and because of that. Soon, our newest creation will be complete. *looks at something covered in a black cloth* And this will be their destruction. I know it. *begins laughing evilly, and the other scientist laughs awkwardly*
 * *End of story*

Trivia/Notes

 * The reason Electro Citron and Shadow Flower were a part of this part was because of their "relevance" to this "boss hunt". Electro Citron is called one of the most "overpowered characters" since possibly event before the Frontline Fighters DLC and Shadow Flower was on the Hero Showcase during this event.
 * The Yeti King was a robot because, if you beat the Yeti King, the Yeti King is revealed to have been one.
 * This was also slightly what GamesterD mentioned in his request. However, it was a clone instead of a robot copy. Though it's technically a clone.
 * The reason the clone was made to "absorb rage" was due to the Boss Hunts usually being very hard, and thus, very rage-inducing. Wouldn't be surprised if this was their true plan.
 * The reasoning behind the Ice Pea and Yeti Chompers guarding the Great White North is sort of "complicated", not really though.
 * Yeti Chompers are guarding it because in the "backstory" I made a while back though I don't really use them, "the" Yeti Chomper was from the Great White North, before the zombies came and destroyed his name.
 * Ice Peas are guarding it because of a certain "Ask" question, where an Ice Pea replies about what happened in shame.

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