User blog:Mr. Boss-inator/Imp's Adventures - Chapter 2

''I was writing these during Summer holidays, then got stuck at some point and completely forgot about them until recent days. This was intended to be a script for massive animated series for my channel (and still is), but it'll take a long time to implement them. I decided to flush them into my blog so I can receive constructive critisism about the plot and decide if this whole thing is success or not.''

Chapter 2
CHARACTERS: Imp, Pirate Captain Zombie (Captain), 2 Pirate Zombies (Pirate1, Pirate2), Zombie Parrot (Bratty), Gargantuar Pirate, other members of pirate crew. T.O.I.L.I.S. arrives. Imp opens the door and water starts filling the machine. He is in the middle of the sea! Imp realises he made a miscalculation. While the machine is slowly drowning, Imp calculates that he appeared in Pirate Seas. And world key is wasted... Imp: I should have got both keys... Suddenly, T.O.I.L.I.S. stops drowning. It reached a rock. Imp jumps off, but still has to swim due to his size, so he crawls on the top. After some sightseeing he notices a giant ship approaching in his direction. It gets closer... And closer... Yet closer... Now the flag is visible. Pirates! But it is too late to run... Or swim in this case. ???: Capt'n, look! Dat guy is drowning on a blue thing! Should we pick 'em up? ???: Ye silly, of course! It's free brainz after all! A boat is deployed. 2 Pirate Zombies pick Imp and T.O.I.L.I.S. up and carry to the ship. Pirate1: Hey, ye r a zombie. Ye have no brainz to eat, don'tcha? Imp: I can help with getting those if you keep me alive. Pirate2: Ye lucky! Our Capt'n is a kind dat is kind of kind to mateys from our kind! The machine gets carried on the ship, the captain comes to talk with Imp. ???: Ahoy! I am a Capt'n here. Ny name is Captain. My mom always wished I became a royal Capt'n and gave me dis name. How ironical dat I became a little opposite of dat. So... Ye r yet another zombie. How about making a deal? Ye work for us and we don't feed ye to sharks. Dat even rhymes! Imp: (how kind) *rolls eyes* Yeah, sure. Pirate2: Caramba! Another pirate ship is going for booty! Captain looks in the telescope and sees that these pirates are humans. Captain: Ye have a chance to show yer skills, small one. But before ye go, Capt'n Captain's rule #2: Always wear Pirate stereotypical clothes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: What is the first one? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: I gonna tell ye later, now put dis on and go. *gives pirate suit* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The ships come closer. Humans plant Coconut Cannons and Zombies roll out Imp Cannons. In attempt to damage the ship, Coconuts shoot, but all the damage is blocked by Swabbies in mid-air. Imp Cannons shoot again, this time all Swabbies land on the other ship successfully. Unfortunately, those get taken out by Spring Beans. Imp is about to be the next, who will be shot from the cannon, but he runs to the Barrel Roller Zombie and tells him to put it into the cannon. Imp sits in the barrel and Barrel Roller puts it. The cannons shoot, barrel hits the Spring Bean, squashing it before it even notices. Then the barrel breaks and Imp jumps forward while other Swabbies get burnt by Snapdragons. Imp kicks them into water and takes out other plants. Then he silently blasts the lawnmower and goes inside. A human that looks like Jack Sparrow takes a pistol and tries to shoot Imp down, but he keeps dodging and goes back. Human starts pursuing Imp, only to realise he is surrounded by Swashbuckler Zombies. Zombies win. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">They take all the gold and capture all the brains. One of the things they found on the ship is a treasure map that leads to the golden key. Imp's eyes start to shine. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Oh, I see it's time for Capt'n Captain's rule #1: The crew has a pile of coins, Captain takes everything else! *grabs the map* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: But the crew said you are kind to them, all this doesn't look so kind. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Capt'n Captain's rule #3: If ye don't wanna be fed to sharks, tell good 'bout Captain. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: How did they not... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Capt'n Captain's rule #4: If ye were part of the crew, ye shall be one forever (or until ye get fed to sharks) or ye will be fed to sharks! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: ... Ok then. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Capt'n Captain's rule #53: Learn Pirate Talk... But ye can ignore that one, I don't use all the words too. And... I wanted to tell another one, not dat. Capt'n Captain's rule #69: If someone from the crew thinks long and says something like "Ok then" (what does OK even mean?), suspect him! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: For what? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Capt'n Captain's rule #5: All suspects r fed to sharks! Yarr! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirates tie  <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">up Imp, put a plank and force him to walk the plank.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Do you even realise that we are undead, thus sharks won't eat our rotten meat? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Eh... Ye will drown! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: But we don't need to breathe, I will survive that as well. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Well... Eh... Um... Shut up or I will cut yer dirty mouth with by bloody sword! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: *at the edge of the plank* Welp... I am jumping. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp jumps on the plank like on a trampoline, after jumping for the final time he flies in the air and blasts the rope and pirate clothes with the blaster. Then he catches ship's rope and swings forward. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: FOOL! Swashbuckler, get him! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Swashbuckler Zombie swings from the other part of the ship, but gets blasted. Imp jumps in the cabin. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Now excuse me, I must get something I need. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp starts searching for the treasure map. Captain sends his parrot to snatch the map from Imp's hands. Parrot succeeds, but gets blasted in front of Captain. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Bratty, NOOO! Arrgh, ye will pay for dat! Everyone, chase him! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp pushes a boat on the water and makes Garg punch T.O.I.L.I.S. in a way it will land on that boat. Then he jumps on it. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Haha, silly idiot! Ye can't go anyway now! The ship is faster than yer boat! *strong wind blows, making the ship unable to chase the boat* Lucky rat! I will find ye! I will! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: See ya! Dammit, I forgot to think about the final part! Well, that went goodie, eh... Time to find the key! Wait... How can I use the map without a compass? *facepalms* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp decides to chase down the ship at night. All the crew is sleeping. Imp slowly reaches the ship, attaches the boat and sneaks inside. Then he goes inside the cabin and tries to steal the compass, but Captain wakes up. Imp hides, but drops the map. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Huh? What is dis? Oh my! Dat idiot forgot the map here! Strange, I thought he picked it up right in front of me. But who cares? I got the map and dat rat got nothing! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain takes the map and falls asleep again. Imp decides to hide in the ship until it reaches the island on the map. He goes out and, using ropes, takes T.O.I.L.I.S. back to the ship and hides it. The plan succeeds. The ship arrives and the crew leaves. Imp steals a shovel and follows them. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: *mumbling* Now nine steps left from this tree... One... Two... Three... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate1: I found it! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: I am the Capt'n here! I know better that ye. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate2: but a giant X is just over here... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Shut up and follow me! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The crew goes in the forest. Imp goes to the X and starts digging with a shovel. After digging for a while, the crew comes back and Imp hides, again. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: *mumbling* Nine hundred ninety-eight... Nine hundred ninety-nine... 1 000! Arrr ye ready for da booty? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate1: *exhausted sigh* We came back! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: No, ye two were talking about giant X. Do ye see giant X here? Nope. I only see a giant hole, which is obviously our goal! Dat even rhymes! I shoulda become a poet... Now get the treasure! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate1 and Pirate2 jump into hole, previously dug by Imp and instantly find a treasure chest. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Great! Now gimme dat! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirates give Captain the chest. He unlocks it with a cannon. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Ooooh, shiny! Wait... It's just a golden key, nothing else. Well, maybe that key opens even better treasure chest! Everyone, scatter around the island. We will find dis chest! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Everyone goes in a random direction. Only Captain and Imp are left near the hole. Imp jumps out and charges his blaster. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Ahoy, look what we've got here! Ye thought ye can go away with my map so easily? Hahaha! *blaster shot* Ouch... That hurts... *dodged blaster shot* I won't take damage so easily, ye bloody land rat! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain dodges a couple of blaster shots and cuts the blaster with a sword. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: What? Yer little toy is broken? Oh sorry! Wait... I am not sorry! *sword swinging* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp runs from Captain and jumps over Swashbuckler Zombie, taking his sword. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Let's fight like men! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Ye r weak without yer magic light emitter! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Sword fight. After some time Captain tosses away Imp's sword. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: And yer final words? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Everyone! Why do you still obey this guy? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate2: He will feed us to sharks if not. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: You are on land, there are no sharks! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate1: Dis guy talks smart! Capt'n! Ye r not Capt'n now! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: Ngahh! YOU! I WILL CUT YOU TO PIECES! *swing* This is for Bratty! *swing* This is for trying to steal my treasure! And this is for *swing* my Captain title! *swing with sounds of cutting flesh* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: ... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Captain: ... *his head falls off* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate1: *holding a sword* And dis is for abusing yer Capt'n title, Captain! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate2: Thanks, matey! How can we help ya for doing us such a favor? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: (but I did almost nothing) I need that golden key. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Pirate1: *puts on Captain's hat* Sure thing! *tosses the world key to Imp* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Thanks! Now I have something on your ship that belongs to me. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Garg: That blue box? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Yes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">The crew and Imp go back to the ship. Imp comes to T.O.I.L.I.S., fuels it with the key and turns the machine on. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: It was nice to know you, guys. Now I shall leave. Bye! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">All pirates: Bye!/See ya!/Thanks! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">T.O.I.L.I.S. vanishes to a new destination. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp leaves the machine, hoping that his crazy adventure has ended. He realises that he never knew how to calculate the coordinates for any kind of time machine, and the proof was right in front of him. Now he's stuck in a western-styled town... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">To be continued.