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(before the piggy teleports back) Wait.. wait! Nooo!



Aww, what's wrong?



I didn't get to force the pig to watch movies continously without popcorn! That was my only goal in life! To make every trespasser watch movies without popcorn! *sniff*



WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF LIFE GOAL IS THAT?!

Shhh, this guy's having troubles in his life, it's best you shut up, m'kay? There, there... buddy. There's more to life than forcing people to watch movies!



(sniff) There is?



Well, yeah! You can help us in defeating those zombies attacking the movie theater these 4 were desperately trying to enter.



Well, that's a good start! You four, you're free to go! The exit's just right over there, come on!



C'mon, gang!



Time to shoot off some zombie heads!



But... I don't shoot.



AGH, Ain't it time we go back to the "other" movie theater?



Well, everybody... get into my magical cape of transportation I just found lying on the floor.



Ah, yes. A promotional item from Capes II: The Capening.

(The group go back to the other movie theater, which is currently being attacked by zombies... Please don't change the subject of this subplot and have them defending the theater instead of having portals randomly appear and suck them back into popcornless movie world, that part of the story is done, m'kay?)