Board Thread:Requests for User Rights/@comment-26169720-20160702125506

Before you use Pitchforks and Arrows on me, here me out.

I have got all the requirement of Chat Mod.


 * I have over 250 Mainspace edits so I have the Futuristic Fighter Badge.


 * I have never been Blocked, given a warning or have been banned from chat before.

Extra Reason
 * I have not been dramatic for a long time on chat.
 * I have learned my ways of evil from that "Concerning Zambiealex" thread.
 * Been on chat every day.

Why I should have these rights?/How these rights will benefit me?

I shall build a wall and not just any wall. A wall blocking Sockpuppets from chat with is normal and non-Chaotic. I shall build a wall with my bare hands. The Wiki chat (is still great) will be great again. I know because it is in the top 5000 wikis according to WAM! But why? Sockpuppets are just damn right evil. The people making them have no life. It is true. I mean who does that? I shall ban and kick those sockpuppets back where they came from.

How will these rights reflect on me? I must take responsibility on chat. I agree not to be Power-Hungry. I shall not bully, torment and insult other users for I have explicit responsibilities to take care of users there. 