Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151119160845/@comment-26826553-20151122120029

DatDramaPlant wrote: Fire Peashooter: Uh-huh... okay... mmm... right... WHAT? Guys, there's an Allosaurus on the loose. Agent K: You see! I told yah he'd get his a** wound up in here!

Superbean: Whoa, chill, K. What if it's just some faulty s*** with the electric fence? We can't assume that it's that stupid little runt who does everything!

Cabbage-pult: Wut?

Violet: Daddy, what's -

Terminator: Allosaurus fragilis on the loose! It's some sort of carnivorous apex predator that existed 150 million years ago in the Morrison & Tendeguru. Aside from super-expandable jaws & mandibles, it also has three meat hooks per hand, perfect for ripping an opponent's face off. It eventually evolved into the carcharodontosaurids of the Middle Cretaceous!

Agent K: How do you know all this stuff?

Terminator: Easy. I am way older than what people believe me to be. I was born WAY before the Ice Age!

Kernel-pult: The old captain ain't fooling around with yarr living soul, K.

Agent K: That's enough s*** I heard, dino nerd. You're gonna make my nose (do I even have a nose?) bleed, understand?

Terminator: Affirmative! Shall I go shoot a** now? (hand turns to a bazooka)

Superbean: No mate, killing is not always the solution. There is obviously another way...

Terminator: Damn...(hand returns to normal)

Agent K: Fire Pea, where the hell is the site of rampage?