Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160109103643/@comment-26826553-20160111104953

Violet: I wish daddy were here...

Marielle: Things would be easier if he were here...

(meanwhile, in Hawaii, 1960s...Cue in the music!)

(a speedboat carrying The Expendables rushes forward towards what seems to be a tropical island. Several zombiefied sharks & octopi try attacking the boat & its passengers without success.)

Terminator: IT’S A GOOD THING THIS BOAT CAN WITHSTAND 6000 DEGREES!!! *sharks & octopi launch themselves at him & burn to bits when they are 6 inches away from him*

(a shark snaps up Jack, only to explode to bits in a green explosion, revealing Jack covered in fish guts)

Dynamo Jack: Heh, pressurized fart ought to burst their a**es!

Frozone: *blows fart toward another shark, dissolving it to bits* Sheesh, Jack, the greatest enemy we have up here ain’t these zombified sushi & shark fin soup b***hes...It’s-

Superbean: *blasts all the octopi around him* Your dong?

CitroCop: Do you need to guess? It’s (generates an electric field, zapping the wet sea creatures within a 6 inch radius) as obvious as hell!

Terminator: (grabs a shark by the tail, sets it aflame, & uses it as some sort of fiery club) Well, at least the kids are havin’ a good time, LIKE US!!!

Expendables: YEAH!!! *speedboat goes sonic, rushing for the island, leaving a bunch of guts & rotten seafood in its wake*

(back in 2082)

Marielle: But wherever they are, I guess they’re dancing with danger & enjoying it, as always...

MB3: But there’s danger here!