User blog:Pumpkin Skelhead/The Ten Rules Of Being A Worldwunner

IGNORE EVERY INFO IN THERE I JUST WANTED TO WRITE THIS XDDD i hate the first four and my favorite for real is NMT so this is a parody of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwsmULFk7fs and i had to idea to do this, see the rest below

For those who don't know, a Worldwunner are the ones who praise the first four worlds of PvZ2 and hate the rest, so today i will tell you the Ten Rules of being a Worldwunner

Rule #1
The first four worlds had the best plants and zombies

If you are a Worldwunner, your opinion must be correct, you can't be a Worldwunner and like a plant/zombie for like, Neon Mixtape Tour, oh no, and that's why there's a scale of all worlds

Ancient Egypt, good

It does a good job as tutorial world

Pirate Seas, awesome,

Great plant, great zombies and everything but one thing that made the next one be better

Wild West, amazing

Same as Pirate Seas but has good music

Far Future, the best world

You can't disagree, it's the best world

Dark Ages, bad

This is when the worlds became horrible, like two parts stuff and bad plants and zombies

Big Wave Beach, the tried-to-be-cool world

It tries, but can't be good as the first four

Frostbite Caves, frozen world

Fire is not cool, just when it's a flaming wood

Lost City, it's really lost

Horribly bad

Neon Mixtape Tour

let's not talk about this one

(censored) BAD (i wish we could swear there)

Jurassic Marsh

Oh no dino too much gimmicks, why not reuse Minecarts?

Modern Day

They tried to revive the first game, couldn't

Rule #2
There's no such thing as world-exclusive, so you don't use them, simple as that

Rule #3
You only have Crazy Dave to talk with, and maybe Penny

The chinese version had something strange, they added a Zombie Commander THAT IS A GOOD ZOMBIE and a Crazy Dave hippie, ignore their existence.

Rule #4
You only get plants by winning a stage, and maybe buying it with in-game currency that's not a diamond

The premium plants are a disgrace, simple as that, also getting puzzle pieces? You gotta to be kidding me

Rule #5
You may only use Cabbage-Pult, Kernel-Pult, Melon-Pult and Winter Melon as catapult plants

Not like these Pepper-Pults and Dusk LOBBER, that are simply wannabes, also, why LOBBER when you have a better word that's -Pult?

Rule #6
You must instatly hate all premium/gemium plants, unless they are there since the release or it is Starfruit

Because they are paid, and not worth it like Snow Pea, Torchwood, Squash, Lily Pad, Jalapeño, Imitater and Starfruit

Rule #7
Cycloptic Zombots are the only ones who matter, all others are (censored)

Before Dark Ages, Zombots had a unique design and had only one eye, after, it started to be animals? Then a not-robot thing? THEN A STAGE? No this can't be real

Rule #8
You are not allowed to play the new levels that will release

Like Ancient Egypt 26-30 or something, they will suck

Also the almanac is brown

Rule #9
You may not worship false gods

Like every Worldwunner should know, Tree of Wisdom is the god of all plants, not these fake PvZH legendaries that exists for no reason at all

Rule #10
You may not be friend with anyone who isn't also a Worldwunner

Out there in the world, there are people who don't believe that the first four worlds are the best, there are people, who use Pepper-Pult, there are people, who like.... THYME WARP!

The only way to not become a (censored) person, is to banish these people from your live, and if you don't, you may stop being a worldwunner and that's why