Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27744487-20170729194854/@comment-10857070-20170827172656

Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right out of my mind Until a friend told me the news

He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it And on that spot they're gonna build a shop Where we can go buy bolts and screws"

Since then I've been walking on air (air) I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair 'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care I've been waiting since last June

For this day to finally arrive I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive 'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside Well, I hope they open soon

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">When are they gonna open up that door? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Hardware store

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I pressed my nose right up against the glass <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">You know, I had to be first in line

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">See those hacksaws? Very, very soon <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">One of them will be all mine

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Guys with nametags walking down the aisles <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">All arranged alphabetically

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">And they're doing a promotional stunt <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">There's a great big purple sign out front <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">That says every 27th customer <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Will get a ball peen hammer free

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">When are they gonna open up that door? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Hardware store

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Hardware store

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Would you look at all that stuff ... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">When are they gonna open up that door? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Hardware store

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Hardware store

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Verdana,Arial;font-size:13.4px;font-weight:normal;text-align:center;">Hardware store