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My Mum

Hungriness: Hungry

Toughness: Buttered

Squirted over all of your pancakes,  then vomits backward.

Imp Mummy hates to laze around the garden, poop in the holes, and roar at the sarcophagi. The sound of him vomiting up a gargantuar is you will never remember.