User blog:GamesterD/Plants Vs. Zombies 2 Saga:Highway to the Danger Room

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Plot

 * In the time stream...*

Crazy Dave: Glibba gifftra blooty backoo traco poota!*Translation: I have found Zomboss going to the present and the taco!*

Peashooter: *Stretching out*Finally we can go home.

Sunflower: But what do you mean "going to the present."? He's not there yet?

Penny: It appears he can't get to present right now. If we hurry, we might get there before him.

Cactus: *Cracking here "knuckles"*Then let's make an ambush and defeat once and for all.

Chomper: *Looking outside*Is anyone else seeing a burger patty with a zombie face on it?

Cactus: Don't be so stupid you moron, it's just a hallucination.

Wall-nut: *Looking outside as well*Actually I see it too.

Potato Mine: Same here.

Peashooter: Lemme look.*Sees a burger patty with a zombie face*I think that's Zomboss' Time Airship.

Potato Mine: How do you know that?

Peashooter: It clearly says "Zomboss' Time Airship" on the side.

Potato Mine: Umm..totally knew that. Hey Penny, what's taking so long.

Penny: This is strange, I can't get in eithe...*Electricity sizzles blowing up the mini-time machine in Penny spitting out a lot of plants*

Sunflower: *Groaning*What happened?*Sees the plants*Why is Cabbage-pult, Bonk Choy, Kernel-pult, Pea Pod, Laser Bean, Citron, Sun-shroom, Bowling Bulb, Pepper-pult, Endurian, Phat Beet, Primal Peashooter, and Primal Wall-nut here?

Pea Pod: I don't know.

Bonk Choy; Can I go back. I need to fix someone's teeth.

Primal Peashooter: *Looking at the destroyed mini-time machine*We can't do that apparently.

Kernel-pult: Drat. Good thing I finished my ship before this happened.

Penny: I don't know why I can't get to the present.

Crazy Dave: Blip Bloop Traco booky toopy!*Translation: It's because it has no taco!*

Penny: No, it's because time has been ripped apart. We can't go back home until we get something from our previous adventure.

Wall-nut: What are they?

Penny: Endless Zone Keys. We need at least 5 of them. However...


 * At Zomboss' airship...*

Dr. Zomboss: ...we can't let the other side get 5 of these keys or it's game over you nitwits!*says all that while pointing to Penny outside the window*

Zombie: Don't call us nitwits. We're the leader zombies in each world we've been. And that's me, Pharaoh, Pirate Captain, Chicken Wrangler, Shield, Knight, Surfer, Hunter, Relic Hunter, Punk, and Jurassic Bully for some reason.

Jurassic Bully: Hab a brobwon?

Pirate Captain Zombie: Forget it matey, let's just go. Where to first?

Dr. Zomboss: I'm dropping you off in the world's you're in. Zombie picks up zombies that have suceeded or failed miserably. Those who suceeded will get 1 minute with my massage machine. Those who fail will have 3 days with my torture machine.

Knight Zombie: *Bowing down*As you wish my master. But what will you do?

Dr. Zomboss: I'll go to the Far Future. I wanna see something.

Shield Zombie: Alright, let's to the Far Future.


 * At Penny...*

Laser Bean: So the worlds that the non first adventurers were in before rescue go back to their world to find this thing. And if we're done early, we have to help the others.

Wall-nut: Pretty much. I'm going to the Lost City, Peashooter is the Dark Ages, Sunflower's headed toward Frostbite Caves, and Potato Mine wrapping stuff in Wild West,

Citron: Alrights.*Penny arrives at the Far Future*See ya.

Laser Bean: We'll find this key before the zombies do.


 * Somewhere else...*

Dr. Zomboss: Ahh...I wondered how we managed to defeat those ridiculous plants.

Shield Zombie: Z-Tech gave us Z-Mechs which made us rule. Come on, lets get going.


 * Later*

Dr. Zomboss: *Banging on the Z-Tech door*Attention midgits! This is the younger Dr. Zomboss. Send your boss so they can talk with me.

Bug Bot Imp: *From the inside*OK!*Door opens revealing an Imp with twin mini-guns.*

Dr. Zomboss: You're the boss?!!?

Shield Zombie: Don't look at me.

Imp: Problem? What are you doing here?

Dr. Zomboss: A Z-Mech please for earlier Surburbia capture!

Shield Zombie: And any hints or directions to this Endless Zone key known as "Terror of Tomorrow".

Imp: Well what does it look like?

Shield Zombie: A U.F.O.

Imp: That's easy. It's our break room.*Points at a room that has 10 Imps inside looking like a U.F.O.*

Dr. Zomboss: Well, let's go now before something bad happ...*Laser Bean and Citron crash into the scene*...ens like that.

Laser Bean: Prepare to lose Zombutt!*Fires laser defeating 80% of the Imps*

Imp: Pft. The cocky ones are always easiest.*Throws a Gravity Grenade and severely damages Laser Bean before Citron rescues him*

Citron: Dang it. We can't go any further with my firepower. Zomboss, here us out, you will not get back home.

Dr. Zomboss: Same goes for you. Zombies, ATTACK!*All zombies in a 30 mile radius begin attacking the plants*

Citron: Get us out of here Penny!*Penny rescues the plants and goes back in time*

Shield Zombie: *Turns towards Imp*Thanks for the help.

Imp: No problem. I'll give you the key then work on my latest mech.


 * Back on Penny*

Citron: Uhh...that hurt.

Penny: Citron, have you suceeded?

Citron: No, but I hope the others are doing good.


 * In Neon Mixtape Tour*

Cactus: *holding a mic*WE ARE NOT DOING GOOD HERE!*Shoots a Glitter Zombie and Neon Zombie at the same time*PHAT BEET, A LITTLE HELP?

Phat Beet: Huh?

Punk Zombie:*Punk Zombie comes and kicks the mic out of Cactus' "hand"*Thanks for "Greatest Hits"!

Cactus: Oh no you don't.*Throws Phat Beet and Punk Zombie only for him to be kicked away*Darn it!

Punk Zombie: See later sucker!*Zomboss Airship comes and picks up Punk Zombie*

Cactus: *Glares at Phat Beet*Your fault.

Phat Beet: A fruit? I'm a vegtable mam.

Cactus: Ah forget it. Penny is coming.*Penny comes*We failed.*Sees Citron*Did you guys suceed?

Citron: Umm...no.


 * The following has been removed due to some stuff that is so groggy we're just going to go to the Big Wave Beach and see what's happening there*

Surfer Zombie: *Walking on molten rocks*All I wanted to do was surf. Now I have to find this key called "Tiki-Torcher". It's probably underwater.*Goes into water and swims down.

Chomper: *In a volacano*Are you done scouting?

Bowling Bulb: *Orange bulb comes from the volcano and goes on the main body*Yes, it's in this volcano. Think you can get it?

Chomper: Will you give me 10 sodas after?

Bowling Bulb: *sighs*Yeah.*Chomper dives inside the volcano and comes back with a braclet with a tiki*

Chomper: Got it.

Bowling Bulb: Here.*Gives Chomper some root beer*. Wonder how that zombie we saw is doing?


 * In the sea...*

Surfer Zombie: *Being dragged by a kraken*MOMMY!!!


 * At the Lost City...*

Relic Hunter Zombie: *Looking at Endurian and Wall-nut while running*Your going down.

Wall-nut: Like that'll happen.*Tosses a rock which Relic Hunter dodges*

Endurian: Found the Temple of Bloom!*Points at a temple with a symbol on a necklace*Thats the key.

Relic Hunter Zombie: Well too bad bub.*Summons a rope and swings up the temple*

Wall-nut: You know what to do.*Endurian spikes Wall-nut*OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Get's launched up, headbutting Relic Hunter and getting the key*

Endurian: Good job Wall-nut. Trap that zombie.*"Inflates himself and fires needles pinning Relic Hunter*

Relic Hunter Zombie: Darn it.*Notices something*Heh, heh, too late.

Endurian: Huh?*Key suddenly get enveloped in blue light and gets dragged towards a nearby Shield Zombie*Hey!

Shield Zombie: Ha ha.*Gets the key*Lets go.*Zombie airship brings Shield and Relic Hunter and goes away*

Wall-nut: Darn it.


 * At the Wild West*

Chicken Wrangler Zombie: Did you find it chickens?

Zombie Chicken: Ba-QUAWK!

Chicken Wrangler Zombie: Plants are here eh. Well, we'll beat them anyways.

Potato Mine: *Explodes*Get off me you chickens!

Pea Pod: *Looking under a bull*Is this is good idea?

Potato Mine: Yeah, yeah, just hurry it up before I get swarmed by these birds.

Pea Pod: Hang on, got it, ...wait, THERE'S A CHICKEN IN IT!

Potato Mine: Help!

Chicken Wrangler Zombie: No help is coming for you. I'll be taking that Big Bad Butte, thank you.*Forcefully takes away a detonater from Pea Pod* Let's go chickens.

Zombie Chicken: Ba-QU...*Gets killed by a spike*

Chicken Wrangler Zombie: Huh?*Sees Penny and Cactus nearby*Dang it. Reinforcements.

Cactus: This time, we'll be taking the key.*Punches Chicken Wrangler and grabs the key*Let's go.

Potato Mine: In a while, as soon as these chickens are gone.

Cactus: *sighs*Chomper, go.*Chomper comes out of Penny and eats all the chickens*

Chomper: *Burps*Nothing better than ZFC.

Potato Mine: *Slaps himself*Let's just go help the others.


 * At the Pirate Seas*

Kernel-pult: It's a good thing I made this beauty and had it shrunk for a while.*Camera reveals that he's standing on a new ship called "SS Tacos and Corns" along with Crazy Dave*Also, Crazy Dave, why did you accompany me?

Crazy Dave: TRACOS!*Translation: TACOS!

Kernel-pult: Right matey.*Sees Pirate Captain on his own ship*YOU!

Pirate Captain Zombie: Ahoy ye rival. Prepare to be taken down.*Ship fires a cannon*

Kernel-pult: Coconuts, FIRE!*Manual Coconut Cannons fire coconuts colliding with the cannonball*

Crazy Dave: PRNG PRONG!*Translation: PAN PONG!**Throws frying pans at the ship*


 * In a mountain at Dark Ages*

Peashooter: *Fighting Knight Zombie*Bring it on!*Slices his sword only to be blocked by a lance*

Knight Zombie: You can't defeat the undead!

Peashooter: This sword can maybe.

Knight Zombie: DIE!*Jabs Peashooter though he blocks it*

Peashooter: Sun-shroom, a little help?

Sun-shroom: On it.*Glows really bright*

Knight Zombie: I CAN'T SEE!*Get's decaptitated*

Peashooter: *Messing with his sword*Heads up. Now you found the key right?

Sun-shroom: Yes, but we have a problem. *Walks towards and rock with a crack*It's in here.

Peashooter: What's this weird scribble stuff on the rock?

Sun-shroom: It says: "Only a sword of peas can unlock this though it shall stay for all eternity".

Peashooter: *Looks at his sword*So long pal.*Plunges his sword into the rock popping out a mini sword in a rock*Well, let's go.


 * In the pyramid of Ancient Egypt*

Bonk Choy: *In a hallway holding a torch*We're lost aren't we?

Cabbage-pult: Yeah. Should've studied some more.*Ghost like things start coming to them*

Bonk Choy: We're going to be cursed aren't we?

Cabbage-pult: Yeah. Cue the screams.

Bonk Choy: Not yet.*Punches the wall but bruises his hand*OK, cue the screams*Screams*


 * Ghosts like things close in only to be sucked into Chomper*

Chomper: I don't know how I ate that but it tastes good.

Bonk Choy: So you came to help us?

Endurian: No, we came to rescue you. The zombies already have the key, Pyramid of Doom.

Cabbage-pult: Dang it.


 * In an iceberg at Frostibite Caves*

Hunter Zombie: Why did I do this?*Camera reveals that Hunter was turned into a sheep except for the head and turned into a coat by Sunflower*

Sunflower: Killing isn't my suite, so I had Pepper-pult do that.

Pepper-pult: It was easy after that transformation.*Burns off the ice revealing an hand holding a bone encased with ice*We got the Icebound Battleground. Let's go.

Sunflower: *Sees Peashooter*Where's your sword?

Peashooter: Long story. Let's go inside.


 * In Penny*

Pea Pod: So both of the sides have 4 keys. There's La Brainsa Tarpits in Jurassic Marsh and Dead Man's Booty in Pirate Seas.

Sunflower: Hopefully Wall-nut's and Peashooter's ancestor can get the raptor claw. I have full faith on Kernel-pult and Dave.

Peashooter: Let's go to Jurassic Marsh Penny.

Penny: Alright.*Goes to Jurassic Marsh*Go now.

Wall-nut: Thanks.*Lands on tarpits*Eww!

Phat Beet: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Potato Mine: This would explain why the ancestors didn't find it yet.

Penny: Hang on, Dave's going, time to go.*Goes away*

Laser Bean: Let's do our best.*Notices something*The zombies are here.

Cactus: Get them!*Tries to move only to be stuck*Darn it.

Primal Peashooter: Trust me, we hate it too.


 * All the plants turn around to see a squished Primal Peashooter and Primal Wall-nut*

Peashooter: What happened?

Primal Peashooter: We found the key but Jurassic Bully accidently activated a volcano with tar in it. Now we can't find it.

Cabbage-pult: Are you kidding me?

Jurassic Bully: Thought it was a soda fountain.

Pirate Captain Zombie: Ye idiot.

Primal Peashooter: Wait, if Pirate Captain's there, than...*Penny appears above him and smashes him*Dang it!

Penny: I'm back.*Door opens revealing Dave and Kernel-pult*

Sunflower: So did you do it?

Crazy Dave: *Shakes his head*

Pirate Captain Zombie: Heh heh.*Reveals a chest in his hand*

Peashooter: FIND THAT CLAW!

Dr. Zomboss: Fortunate and unfortanate for you, neither of us can move. Ha ha ha...wait, darn it.

???: I might help you.


 * Everyone notices the same Imp from Far Future on a rock*

Shield Zombie: What are you doing here?

Imp: I came to give you a Z-Mech but it looks like you need some help. I'll do that! *Lands into the tar*Can't move.

Dr. Zomboss: You idiot.

Imp: JK, no.*Makes a call and a robot comes from the sky picking him up and inside*HA HA HA HA!*Stomps and the ground reliquishing the tar*

Laser Bean: That took over the future!

Peashooter: WHAT?

Imp: Goodbye!*Shoots missles knocking out all the plants*

Dr. Zomboss: Eww.*Notices a claw near him*Well well, thank you.

Imp: Your welcome. If you need help, call me.*Teleports away*

Zombie:*From the airship*Well, let's go home without those plants.

Dr. Zomboss: Good job. Let's go.


 * Later in the time stream*

Penny: Well, we're trapped.

Peashooter: We can't go back home.

Sunflower: 4 isn't enough.

Chomper: I can't have lunch.

Potato Mine: We lost the war.

Kernel-pult: Yeah...

cause I have DEAD MAN'S BOOTY!!!!!


 * Everyone looks at him in shock*

Cactus: How?

Kernel-pult: Well, when the robot stomped, I quickly grabbed that chest from that pirate and stuck it with butter.*Reveals his catapult with the chest*

Peashooter: *Grabs all the keys*Let's don't waste tme, let's go home.

The End.

Epilouge

 * In the Far Future*

???: *Walks near some orange splurt*This was really recent.

???: Possibly an orange running from those Z-Mechs. With this though, we can stop them finally.

???: Let's go experimenting.