Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160601061641/@comment-26826553-20160603050648

(Random patients screaming)

Patient: I SWEAR, I SAW THE SHIP OF ILLUMINATI COME DOWN WITH UNICORNS! I ALSO SAW JOHN CENA! I SWEAR I DID! I'D LIKE TO TAKE A TEST! I'LL PROVE IT! I'LL PROVE IT TO ALL OF YOU!!! I'LL PROVE IT FASTER THAN MAYWEATHER CAN RUN!!! I'LL SHOW YOUR A**ES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

(That's enough proof that he's mad. Illuminati ship on unicorns is still believable...But seeing John Cena? Ah f**k off...)

Patient: *bashing his head against the wall & licking his own juice against it* Five trillion little bottle hanging on the wall! Five trillion little bottles hanging on the wall! And if one trillion bottle will accident'ly fall...There are six billion two bottles of foot beer on the wall, six forty-five bottles of foot beer!

(Standardized testing room...)

Doctor: What is 2+2?

P1: Uh...um...What kind of question is that? I'm not a baby anymore, & we all know the answer.

Doctor: Which is?

P1: 273!

Doctor: *writes result down* Mm-hmm...What is 2+2?

P2: *confidently* TUESDAY!!!

Doctor: Uh-huh *writes result down & hears the answers of the others*

P3: Elephant...I mean donkey! I mean elephant donkey!

P4: ERECT PEANUTS!

P5: JAP-JAP, JACK-JACK!

P6: IT'S IN BETWEEN 3.999 & 4.001. IT IS FOOOOOOOUUUUUUR YOU IDIOTS!!!!!

Doctor: Interesting...*writes result down*...How did you get the answer?

P6: Simple. I subtracted 273 from Tuesday, multiplied it by elephant, subtracted it from the sum of donkey, elephant donkey, & erect peanuts, & divided them all over Jap-Jap multiplied by the sum of Jack & Jack!

Doctor: *frowns & strikes out the result, writing something else...all six patients are then dragged out & dumped back into their cells*

P6: LONG LIVE USA, THE MOST POWERFUL CITY OF AFRICA, COUNTRY OF EURASIA! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

Spring Bean: OH SHUT UP! EVERYONE KNOWS USA IS NOT A CITY! IT'S AN AUSTRALIAN PROVINCE IN ANTARCTICA, GENIUS!