Talk:Apple Mortar/@comment-27216361-20190823195304

Don't be an apple-- said it once, said it twice I've said it loud, I've said it quiet, cuz it's solid advice An apple is the type to go mute on the mic And have a cow instead of flowin' with it, showing its stripes I ain't "lion" here, folks-- my exasperation's building Everytime some apple rolls up into the building Nope, can't keep a straight face. Those little red phone-ies Got me burning with urges to make pineapple-apple pens, hold me back, here's a greenback, let's see if you can Stay stone-faced 'round this apple. Betcha you can't. Count your lucky stars that you ain't an apple, dude. You're the bomb just as you are, so don't let 'em break you. Don't be a wet blanket, live your life in the sun Cancel out the noise and rock on 'til you've won Even one apple a day can be a hazard hazard hazard To your health. Get up get down get up if you're gettin' madder And seeing red when these white knights ride in to say That you should give apples a chance and play nice. I say nay! Do the opposite. Cuz apples are apples, you'll get left standing holding the bill for their coffee after they've left. Right now there's no procedure for an apple that's bad That can turn an apple Golden Delicious and rad Apples don't fall very far from the tree-- Take it from me and E.T. Now TNT