User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 3 - Moon Base ZX

Read part 2 first or part 1 if you haven't read it.

"Episode"

 * *Episode starts with Foot Soldier, Super Brainz, as well as a little zombie and a kinda chubby construction worker zombie staring at a rocket*
 * Foot Soldier:Wow...that's some rocket.
 * ???:How we'll get on moon.
 * Foot Soldier:The moon? Why?
 * ???:Moon Base. Magnet. Stop plant growth.
 * Super Brainz:Sorry sir, I don't speak Engineer.
 * ???:Hey, mask zombie, quiet. Need to focus on final touches.
 * Foot Soldier:He's...uh...what's the word..."Smart-dumb". Smart at making robots at stupid, and dumb at everything else, including English.
 * Super Brainz:...that explains a lot about him actually.
 * *The lab coat zombie walks into the room and begins talking with the construction worker zombie*
 * ???:Engineer, did you finish it.
 * Engineer:Just about. Why is new rocket needed if Moon Base is already...
 * ???:That one...uh...kinda had a malfunction.
 * Engineer:Why? Made a worse Engineer make it?
 * ???: *rolls eyes* Yes, that's why. That's is why, my "friend", I let YOU make this one. I know you could make it better.
 * Foot Soldier:I got the BAD feeling we'll be stuck on the moon forever.
 * ???:Being on the moon forever? YAY! What fun that'll be! I can make tons of Z-Mechs to be around the moon! Take down any aliens that hang out there!
 * Foot Soldier:Imp...I know you're excited but please, uh...act calm.
 * Imp:Oh. Ok then.
 * Engineer:Done. *begins pushing Super Brainz into the rocket* Get in.
 * Super Brainz: *punches Engineer out of the way then begins to walk in the rocket* You don't have to push me! I have legs you know!
 * *A scene then shows Super Brainz, Foot Soldier, Engineer and Imp going in the rocket then flying off. The scene then cuts back to Suburbia*
 * Peashooter: *playing with a Ping-Pong ball* You know, it's be quiet for 4 days now.
 * Cactus:Watch. We'll get a mission in about 5...4...3...2...
 * Rose: *runs over to Peashooter and Cactus* Cactus! Can you come with me?
 * Cactus:For a mission? Important Zombie-related thing?
 * Rose:Yes and yes. Why?
 * Cactus:Just wondering *whispers to Peashooter* told you...sucker. *walks with Rose to the giant tree, where Kernel Corn and Citron are waiting*
 * Rose:I know you 3 don't know why you're here but I have something important to tell you.
 * Citron:What? You're pregnant?
 * *Rose, Kernel Corn and Cactus give him a blank stare*
 * Citron:...it's funny in my time.
 * Rose: *facepalms* No, that's not what's important. I have concern for what the zombies are doing.
 * Cactus:Huh?
 * Rose:I got another vision. The zombies got on the moon and they plan on making a magnet that will stop the sun from shining on Earth.
 * Kernel Corn:So? What will happen? We'll be ok...right?
 * Rose:You can compare us to solar-powered robots. We get some of our energy from the sun, even at night, we move because of stored energy from it. Sure without the sun we could live for about 2 weeks but eventually we'd wilt and be uh..."vanquished"...forever.
 * Kernel Corn: *gets a shocked look on his face* Oh...
 * Rose:Anyways, I want you three to go and stop them from using it.
 * Citron:Easy for you to say, but how will we get there.
 * Rose:Easy. *creates a magic circle that surrounds Citron, Kernel Corn and Cactus* I'll teleport you there!
 * Kernel Corn:Wait! How will we...*gets teleported with Citron and Cactus before he can finish his question*
 * Rose:"How will we..." oh...right...haven't thought about how to get them back home yet...uh...whoops.
 * *Scene goes to the moon, where Cactus, Kernel Corn and Citron land, with Citron falling first, Cactus landing on him then Kernel Corn landing on Cactus, hurting both Citron and Kernel Corn*
 * Citron:Yow! Ugh...can you not land on me next time Cactus. I'd rather have cobby here land on me.
 * Kernel Corn:"Cobby"?
 * Cactus:Heh, I like that nickname, and it's not like I can CONTROL where I can fall genius.
 * Citron:Whatever. Let's find that magnet and get this over with.
 * Cactus:Fine with me. *suddenly gets hit by a laser* Huh? HEY! Was that you Citron?
 * Citron:...no? *notices a little figure rush by* HEY!
 * Imp:Oh! Hi there suckers! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN! *runs by and constantly fires at the 3 plants*
 * Kernel Corn:Hey! Stop what you're doing!
 * Cactus: *sarcastically* Yeah, that'll get him to stop. Ask him politely.
 * Kernel Corn:*glares at Cactus* Shut up. Let me show you something. *uses his Butter Barrage, defeating the Imp and he then disappears.* Ta-da!
 * Citron:Aw man. I wanted to vanquish him.
 * Kernel Corn: *shrugs* I'm not weak I tell ya!
 * Citron:You were just lucky...Cobby.
 * Kernel Corn:STOP CALLING ME COBBY! *both Citron and Cactus simply walk past him, laughing* Jerks...
 * *All three of them walk by until they see a grave all alone, with only Foot Soldier guarding it*
 * Cactus:There's that Foot Soldier. Go all in on him?
 * Citron:Meh. I would say yes but we should try to just distract him with our most "expendable" ally.
 * Kernel Corn:Expendable?
 * Citron:Yeah. *throws Kernel Corn directly on Foot Soldier* Distract him Cobby.
 * Kernel Corn:MY NAME IS NOT...
 * Foot Soldier: *stands up* Ugh...huh? *notices Kernel Corn* HEY! What was that? *Kernel Corn runs away screaming while Foot Soldier runs and fires his paintball gun after him*
 * Cactus: *casually walks into the graveyard area and whistles*
 * Foot Soldier:GET BACK HERE! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
 * Kernel Corn:Well, see ya! *uses the Husk Hop over Foot Soldier to land directly on the top of the graveyard area, which has since become a garden.* Ha ha!
 * Foot Soldier:Well I'll...*turns back to see the Graveyard has become a Garden* GAH!!! NO!!! THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! *gets run over by Citron in his ball form, sending him flying*
 * Citron:Fool.
 * Kernel Corn:Well, we got the grave...BUT WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR CITRON?
 * Citron:Well, you just said it. It worked.
 * Kernel Corn:...*sighs in anger* You're right...but don't do that again.
 * Cactus: *smirks* He might not, but I might.
 * Kernel Corn:Please don't.
 * *Once again, the three walk around until they see a mine-like area and begin to explore it*
 * Citron:Shiny gems...*begins to grab some* I could make a profit out of these!
 * Cactus:Are you serious? Kernel Corn and I are going to try and climb up *points to the top of a big rock* there and try to look nearby.
 * Citron:Fine fine. I still bet I'll beat you to the next graveyard. *goes into Ball Form and rolls off*
 * Cactus:Finally. I'm going to get him off my back. He's getting on my nerves.
 * Kernel Corn:Agreed. *both begin to climb on the rock and Cactus begins boasting*
 * Cactus:I've been practicing climbing on rocks and mountains since I was a little kid.
 * Kernel Corn:Well when I had to do military training because of my dad. I climbed on a huge mountain. Dislocated my spine but I still did it.
 * Cactus:Heh. Bet I could do that without dislocating anything.
 * Kernel Corn:But I've become flexible ever since. Watch what I can do now! *tries to stretch him arm around his whole body, but dislocates it in the process*
 * Cactus: *looks shocked for a second then does a smug smile* Oh, and when did you learn how to dislocate parts of your body like that?
 * Kernel Corn:Just...now...
 * *Scene cuts back to Citron, who has found the graveyard*
 * Citron:Heh, don't see Cactus or Kernel Corn. I was right. Again. Anyways...let's see...an fatty and that Super Hero who tried to kill me. Easy enough. *multiple lasers begin to fire at him* WOAH! *rolls away*
 * Super Brainz: *stops his laser* Hey! Don't run! Now we need to do another take!
 * Engineer:What's the plan? Make him a one-hit wonder?
 * Super Brainz:Yeah. Most actors get their highest form of fame when they die.
 * Engineer:That's artists.
 * Super Brainz:Well acting is an art form. Correct?
 * Engineer:Uh... *stops talking for a bit* enough. Turrets. Attack.
 * Citron: *takes out an Electric Peach while behind a rock* This will teach them. *throws the peach at the army of Zombot Turrets, stopping all of them in place* Ha! *puts up Peel Shield and starts firing his laser at Engineer and Super Brainz*
 * Super Brainz:Two versus One? You sure? *gets shot in the eye with a spike* YOW! MY EYE!
 * Cactus: *from the top of the rock she was climbing* HA! TAKE THAT FOOLS! Kernel Corn! Fire!
 * Kernel Corn:My arm...I don't think so...
 * Cactus:Wimp. *keeps firing at Super Brainz and Engineer until they both run off* HA! Take that! *notices Citron walking around like an idiot* You ok?
 * Citron:I got hit by a megaphone and now the world is spinning around...is this normal on the moon?
 * Cactus:Nope...*jumps down, holding Kernel Corn using one of her arms then starts wildly shaking Citron* WAKE UP!
 * Kernel Corn:Is that really a good idea?
 * Citron:Well seeing how the world is no longer spinning, so I think so.
 * Cactus:Works every time.
 * Kernel Corn:Hey guys! I see the magnet powering station! *Points at a giant sign saying Magnet Powering Station --->*
 * Cactus:Good job Cobby.
 * Kernel Corn:...I'm not even going to respond this time.
 * *All three rush into the station, only to see tons of balls around*
 * Citron:Oh come on! What do we do?
 * Kernel Corn:How would we even...*trips and accidently pushes a ball down the hole, weakening the magnet's power* Ow! Huh? Guys! We need to push these balls into this!
 * Cactus:Good job kid. *begins to push one, but is shot by a paintball and when dropped, it powers the magnet instead* WHAT THE HECK?!?! How come yours depowered it but when I push it, it powers it up?
 * Foot Soldier:HA! TAKE THAT SUCKER!
 * Cactus:But we got rid of you!
 * Foot Soldier:Yeah, fired me back here. *Engineer and Super Brainz walk up from behind him* Let's dance.
 * Engineer: *sits down and starts making a robot*
 * Super Brainz:Uh...fellow zombie? What are you doing?
 * Engineer:Making robot to push ball.
 * Super Brainz:But you can push it.
 * Engineer:Don't know how.
 * Super Brainz:Let me show you then. *tries to push it but due to his strength, accidently punches it far, right into Citron* Oh...uh...that's how.
 * Engineer:...*continues making the robot*
 * Citron:You jerk! Huh? *pushes the ball into the hole and it weakens the magnet* Oh...never mind! Thank you!
 * Super Brainz:I WASN'T TRYING TO HELP YOU! But...the more suspense...the better the movie! *continues to try and push the balls*
 * Cactus: *whistles and sneaks off, letting her activate her Garlic Drone and uses her Corn Strike at all the zombies, vanquishing all 3 of them* Ha, fools. *An unknown laser fires at, and destroys the drone* Huh? *gets out of her hiding spot* Guys, something fired at my...
 * *Suddenly, a robotic leg slams onto the ground, shaking the floor like a mini-earthquake and all three plants look behind them to see a giant robot, powered by the Imp they vanquished earlier*
 * Cactus:What the...WE GOT RID OF YOU!
 * Imp:I respawned fools! *activates the Missile Madness ability* Now check out these babies! *fires all the missiles and all three plants run off* HA HA HA!!! WHO'S ON TOP NOW?
 * Kernel Corn:What do we do now?
 * Citron:...EVERY PLANT FOR THEIRSELVES! *Cactus and Citron both try to attack the Z-Mech on their own, both get absolutely destroyed and flung back against a wall*
 * Kernel Corn:No! Guys! I got a plan!
 * Cactus:What?
 * Kernel Corn: *bangs his broken arm onto the wall* Yow...*shakes head* We need to work together! And do exactly this *whispers to Citron and Cactus*
 * Imp:Plants? Where are you? *giggle* I can't wait for you guys to see what this thing fully has to offer! *accidently steps on a Potato Mine* Huh? Where did that...
 * Citron:HEY MIDGIT! *fires an EMPeach at the Z-Mech, stopping it directly in place* Now! Cobby!
 * Kernel Corn: *charges his Shuck Shot* Ok and MY NAME ISN'T COBBY! *fires his Shuck Shot at the Z-Mech, destroying it and launching Imp into the air*
 * Imp:YOU JERKS! THAT WAS MY BEST Z-MECH! I'LL MAKE A NEW Z-MECH AND GET MY REVENGE! YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE!!! *gets teleported away*
 * Cactus:Huh? Where did he go? *they all look behind them and see Foot Soldier, Super Brainz and Engineer all the get teleported away as well* Strange...
 * Kernel Corn:Quick! The last energy ball! *pushes the last energy ball, powering off the super magnet* Yes! We did it!
 * Citron: *walks over to Kernel Corn* Well then...
 * Kernel Corn:What are you going to say huh? "You could've done better Cobby"?
 * Citron:No. I want to say good job *puts one of his "hands" up* Kernel.
 * Kernel Corn: *shakes Citron's "hand"* Thanks.
 * Cactus:Citron! *points at a rocket* Why don't you fix that up and we'll fly home?
 * Citron:Sounds good to me. *rushes into the rocket*
 * *Scene cuts to Suburbia, where Chomper is "talking" to Rose*
 * Chomper:YOU SENT CACTUS AND THE OTHERS TO SPACE WITH NO WAY BACK?
 * Rose:Don't worry! I'm think I might be able bring them back soon! Honest!
 * Chomper:BUT ARE YOU CRAZY?!?! MIGHT?!?!
 * *A rocket suddenly lands nearby with a zombie logo on it*
 * Rose: *charges up wand* Get ready...
 * *The rocket opens up to show Citron, Cactus and Kernel Corn*
 * Kernel Corn:Hey guys! We did it!
 * Rose:Whew, you scared me for a second. Good job you guys.
 * Chomper: *rushes over and hugs Cactus* You're ok! Uh...not that I don't care about the others.
 * Cactus: *pushes Chomper out of the way* Yeah yeah, great. It was a peace of cake other than the Imp with his robot.
 * Rose:...what robot?
 * Citron:You said you have "fusions". You never had fusions of that!?!?
 * Rose:I...NO! I think that Moon Base might've...
 * Cactus:Or you're crazy. *both Cactus and Citron walk away*
 * Rose:I...
 * Kernel Corn: *walks over and taps Rose's shoulder* I don't think you're crazy. Uh...just to let you know.
 * Rose:Thanks Kernel. I'm sure it was just the fact that both happened at the same time blinded my vision and chose the more dangerous option. I'm proud of all three of you for what you did today.
 * Kernel Corn:Yeah...*Blushes a bit* Thanks. *quickly covers his blushing and walks away*
 * *Scene cuts to the Lab coated zombie ducking as Zomboss is throwing a fit*
 * Dr. Zomboss:YOU FOOL! YOU LET THE PLANTS DESTORY THE MAGNET?!?!? *Throws a chair that just barely misses the Lab Coated Zombie*
 * ???:I'M SORRY SIR! I'M SORRY! I'LL MAKE SURE THAT THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!
 * Dr. Zomboss:ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! NO MORE EXCUSES! I know you dislike to fight but...
 * ???:You wouldn't...
 * Dr. Zomboss:Oh, I would. Next mission, you're going up in the front lines NO MATTER WHAT.
 * ???:Sir! Come on! One more chance?
 * Dr. Zomboss:Nope, if anything, I'm going easy on you. Stop being a baby nerd.
 * ???: *sighs in disappointment* Yes sir...
 * *End of episode*