Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5366868-20150208170313/@comment-7530765-20150210184256

Ninja Penguins wrote: CZ said I could be Phone Guy, so, what do you think of this prototype message?

"Hello? Welcome to the wiki, uh, you shouldn't be here. All the users have died, and their spirits are haunting the wiki. I became, well, inactive when the vandalism happened. I came back later on to find the wiki, well, abandoned! Articles flashed "IT'S ME!" on them a lot, and we only got 1 view a day... but we don't know who is viewing.

Just check the cameras for the remains of users, shut the doors, and be safe. I think I can get this wiki back in hands soon. The wiki is super outdated." It seems fine to me, but of course, if has to be longer, with things like "what on earth are you doing here?" and that.