Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-28629991-20171009060954/@comment-26945790-20171030114257

Wait, are joke cards allowed here?

I'm just going to leave some simple (and probably uncreative... and unbalanced...) cards until I get an answer:

Zoombieland | 2-cost | Pet Environment | Zombies here get +1/+1. Pets here get +3/+3 instead. | Rare/Super-Rare

Ladder Zombie | 4-cost | 4/4 | Professional Mustache Zombie | Gravestone. When revealed: If there are two plants here, this gets Strikethrough. | Uncommon

Armor Imp-improver (bad pun but still)| 3-cost | 2/3 | Imp Zombie | Gravestone. When revealed: A Zombie gets Armored 1. | Uncommon

Zensei | 3-cost | 3/1 | History Mustache Zombie | Amphibious. End of turn: Make a Zensei in a random lane. Start of turn: All other Zenseis get +1/+1. | Legendary/Super-Rare