Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160420125318/@comment-26826553-20160422091219

Plants vs. Zombies 2 = epic wrote:

Jayson: *points outside the window to a nearby hill close to Suburbia* And I suppose we don't get their attention? *points at a Xenochomper and it's nest*

//Xenos don't make open, singular nests like birds. Rather, they make waxy tunnels in the warm underground. They never nest on their own, & they don't do it in the open.

Xenochomper: *grabs a sleeping Cactus & drags it to the nest underground, binding the victim to the wall with wax (the walls are already covered with wax, though)*

Another Xenochomper: *positions an ovomorph in front of the sleeping Cactus*

Ovomorph: *opens*

Facehugger: *leaps forward & grapples the host's face, inserting its proboscis into the victim's mouth, detaches, & dies*

Cactus: *suddenly wakes up as a baby Xenochomper bursts out of her chest...then she goes back to sleep...forever*

Terminator: *knocks on the door of the small house on the hill*

Dark: Hmmm...nobody's home...

???: *from inside* Coming...(I just need to fix my suit first)

//Well, guys, we already agreed that he is an android controlled by something (so the something is the real him)...Pumpkin, I guess you never heard of that. Well, it's not that The Lawn Commander died & got replaced. It was just that he is actually a guy controlling a mechanized body all along - he was never human. But only terminators or other robots (perhaps even Predators) will know that he isn't a human. The rest of Suburbia believes that he is.