Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160116121533

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(???, ???)

???: (standing before the sunlight) I used to be a vagrant…& I worked my way up to be a hero…

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(2079, Suburbia, MB3’s house)

(Rocky theme playing)

MB3’s dad: Your uncle was a hero (I don't mean my brother, but rather, your mom's brother)…He was one of the greatest of them all…He started out as a nobody…Then all of a sudden, he gained fame as the greatest heavyweight boxer of the world overnight…He also worked with The Expendables, & everyone admired him for always holding things out until the very end, until the last shot…

MB3: But what happened, dad?

(Rocky theme cuts)

MB3: I don’t know…A year after your mother disappeared, he, too, vanished from the world without a trace, disappearing  in a similar way as his fame appeared: overnight…Not even his closest friends, The Expendables, know where he is now…Son, I am not in the mood to evoke grief tonight, ok. Let’s just go to sleep…

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(16 January 2082, A Zomboss Warehouse)

(The (Botanical) Expendables are battling Build-a-bots)

Frozone: (tilts his spinning fan of a head, slicing a Mr. Freezy) Too bad you b***hes ain’t got no buzzsaws!

Dynamo Jack: You guys are f***ing scrap metal! (squashes a toxic bot)

<p class="MsoNormal">CitroCop: Drop your weapons! (extends his lightsaber wristblade to 20 feet, & slices off the heads of several Electro-bots)

<p class="MsoNormal">Superbean: (blasts down many Orbital Bots bots) Er, guys?

<p class="MsoNormal">Terminator: (melting Mr. Toasty bots) Well f***…

<p class="MsoNormal">(a Zombot Mark I prototype appears (the PvZ 1 type))

<p class="MsoNormal">(well, things get really messy & full of explosions, so let’s just say that there was a 30 minute boss battle)

<p class="MsoNormal">Terminator: (examines the burned head of the fallen Zombot) So, I bet no one’s behind the-

<p class="MsoNormal">(The head pops & reveals a burned-out Boxer Bot, with a cracked dome of Lucite, a squished-up human brain inside. The bot then discharges a cassette tape, & explodes)

<p class="MsoNormal">Cassette tape: (Heavy Russian accent) So, nice training, foolish idiots…The end is coming for you all. Soon, the whole world would experience the greatest knockout in history, one that has never been seen before & never will be again, since it will be the final, killing blow. Soon, Zomboss will dominate the ring!

<p class="MsoNormal">(tape blows up)

<p class="MsoNormal">Dynamo Jack: Ivan Drago is up & punchin’ again…

<p class="MsoNormal">Superbean: So what the f*** are we supposed to expect? The zombies have The Eye Of The Tiger…And I mean literally!

<p class="MsoNormal">CitroCop: Indeed. (displays hologram of explosive spiked boxing gloves floating into the atmosphere) Project "Ultimate Eye Of The Tiger" is underway...

<p class="MsoNormal">Frozone: So how the hell would we deal with them? Because I predict our director is preparing a cool fight for us (Get it, cool? I ain’t funny, am I?), & we are outmatched 6 to 5! Let's not forget we have a stupid paradox project in our leaves (hands)!!!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Terminator: No we are not!

<p class="MsoNormal">Other Expendables: Why not?!

<p class="MsoNormal">Terminator: Perhaps it is time to retrieve & bring him back to the limelight?

<p class="MsoNormal">Frozone: Oh damn you, you crazy terminating f***wad…

<p class="MsoNormal">Terminator: It is time to find…Rocky Rambo…

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<p class="MsoNormal">(Please do not steal characters, please do not harass, respect the lore & don’t derail the film with unrelated randomness please…Thanks...the stories "Expendable 007" & "The Expendabelles" also ties up in here...)

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