User blog:Fairy27/Epic Quest fiction (Premium Seeds section): Apple-lication of Gravity

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What did you expect? here for yet another Epic Quest fiction! This time it's the first one for the Premium Seeds section! The Apple Mortar Premium Seeds was first, so I thought about it, "Sure, why not make a new feature? And why not publish this on a certain date?"

Sypnosis
''Apple Mortar may be part of the military group, but he's also addicted to physics! The main topic he'll learn is gravity. Unfortunately, Nightshade got pushed into the huge bubble Bubble Flower made while Apple Mortar worked this assignment, leading to an adventure with gravity! Will they work together for this?''

Plot
(The fiction starts in Suburbia. Apple Mortar is walking around, taking notes while doing so.)

Apple Mortar: What does gravity have to do with military? Time to go on that meeting area, dodging every dang obstacle! *keeps jumping*

(An hour later, in the meeting area...)

Apple Mortar: *almost falls asleep* Uh...you're here now, Bubble Flower?!

Bubble Flower: A second ago. You said about bubbles? Hey, if it's gravity lessons you want, I'm using bubbles at most times this time around! Nobody else will teach you! Heh!

Apple Mortar: Don't jinx it!

Bubble Flower: Oh please! It happens all the time! *makes a small and a big bubble* Now, look closely!

(Meanwhile, on the other side of the area...)

(It's the shadow plants! They're currently taking a break, but it just led to an argument. Soon.)

Dusk Lobber: I just got an idea! Here's the basic waifu steps!

Moonflower: I don't think we need to talk about this.

Grimrose: Not my taste. The zombies are strolling around and this could be bad.

Shadow-shroom: Can we thake that "waifu"?

Nightshade: Please no.

Dusk Lobber: Step 1. Get yourself a cute, comfortable and fluffy waifu pillow - buy in a mall or make one by yourself to make it better! *reveals a Nightshade pillow*

Moonflower: Whaaa...

Dusk Lobber: Step 2. Do sexual harassment, any kind, to that pillow! *does so* Then-

Grimrose: ...Look.

Nightshade: *tries to walk away* F*** this sh**, I'm out!

Shadow-shroom: *jumps behind him and shouts* THURPRITHE!!!

Nightshade: *runs out of startleness* No, no, no! I don't want to be touched in a bad way, whoever did th-that...! Just no!

Grimrose: Way worse.

Apple Mortar: Hmmm...

Bubble Flower: Yeah! The small bubble floats easier, the big one barely can! But, that can make you get "in" the bubble! It'll lead you to experience!

Apple Mortar: I would like to not accept for now and thi-

Nightshade: STAY OUT OF MY WAY!

(In slow motion, Nightshade is about to bump Apple Mortar into the big bubble. Did that happen?)

- To be continued, meme style -

Dusk Lobber: *breaks 4th wall, literally, facing the screen after* Okay, I need to know what happened!

(A Trump wall appears to protect the 4th wall)

Dusk Lobber: *reads note sticking* "I think we need a wall, message from the sun." You're messing with me, huh? Is that you, Dandrump?!

Shadow-shroom: I can meth with ya! *lenny face* Fooled! Today ith April Foolth, 4th wall userth!

Peashooter: Why did you bring me here, I'm not one of them!

Shadow-shroom: *spits a poisonous blob at a certain part of Peashooter* This. *writes "#D***shot"*

Trivia

 * Before this blog gets rewritten, the user had to make an April Fools joke to get the heck of it. There are parts that are even missing.
 * There is supposed to be a "poster sketch" for this, making a sign for the user to do the same on all Premium Seeds fictions.
 * This fiction at the moment lacks a timeline section and there should be one.
 * The part where Apple Mortar is about to get pushed in the big bubble by Nightshade isn't supposed to be in slow motion and with the "To be continued" part.
 * The "end bonus" is supposed to not exist. Even then, Peashooter isn't supposed to not appear in this blog.
 * The RP counterpart for "Another Attempt at Gem Jam" is not released as of now.
 * It would be impossible for the user to make another fiction after one fiction of hers was fully released yesterday.
 * Despite the above trivia, this is also a preview for the upcoming full and proper version of this fiction.
 * However, this makes this fiction the second one to be separated into parts via editing. The first is Another Attempt at Gem Jam.
 * The title of the fiction is a wordplay between "Apple", a popular fruit, and "Application of Gravity", which is a phrase.
 * "Dandrump" in the temporary end bonus is another term for Dandelion and the current America president, Donald Trump, but this term only applies to Dusk Lobber as all other plants don't believe in it.