Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140712025722/@comment-5032910-20140802235848

Fine im blue!

I cook the crab on a massive cooking plate. Then I use Street fighter.

FINISH HIM!!!!

I burn the crab with a flame thrower and I repeatedly dash and dash into his face, mauling him. I then use Death Mark and a bunch of shadows mark te crab! I attack with my spear and grab my sniper and use Ace in the Hole BOOM! HEADSHOT! I then get a sword and blink at the crab and jump at him and go HIYAAAHHHHH!!!! I cut teh crab in half and then death mark blows the crab up into a bloody mess!!! I then use hyper beam. IMA FIRIN MY LAZER SHOO DAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!! The crab blows up...

FATALITY!