Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26978163-20150122012158/@comment-26018236-20150130114040

Come on, why does EVERYBODY have to be on the OTHER side of the world to me!

I spent an undecillion dollars (aka $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ) on this trip! You literally gotta be kidding me!

A leader from the planet SHIFT% arrives in a huge Shift key-like U.F.O.)

Shiftian: (without caps, doesn't include planet name.) we are from the planet SHIFT%. do not question.

Me (Jalapeno): Why is it called SHIFT% instead of shift5? (Laughs)

Shiftian: (ditto) we said do not question!

Jalapeno: (gulps)