User blog:Lily8763cp/Random Story - New Selves

I've had this idea for a bit, though I've held off on it because of how...weird, it was. Though now, I will show it. Thanks to Insanitor101 for doing something that could easily spark the start of this on the Ask the Plants thread.

Also, (I might be wrong) this is my longest story yet. If anyone gets bored, I'm sorry.

Story

 * *Cactus is walking through a forest, looking down at the ground, and following a foot trail*
 * Cactus:I can't believe it. Someone, I assume a zombie, made Chomper a "wanted" plant, and then almost instantly after we find out, a Rogue Zombie comes and kidnaps him. What are the odds? Well, if I find them, I should easily be able to headshot that thing, and...*hits a wall* ow! I...*looks up and realizes she's at the zombie's base* Oh. I wasn't fast enough. Now I have to actually go in there.
 * *Notices the Rogue Zombie carrying the bag that has Chomper in it through a window*
 * Cactus:There he is. *climbs up the wall blocking the zombies' base* I'm going in.
 * *Meanwhile*
 * Rogue Zombie: *holding the bag, that is starting to "fight back" now* Stay still! Ugh, whoever's doing this is going to have to knock you out again. *knocks on a door that says "KEEP OUT!" Are you ready yet?*
 * ???: *speaking through the other side of the door* Not fully. My new lab assistant is in one of their more troubling "moods".
 * ???: *can be heard shouting* Are we really going to do this? This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard, and this will probably help them more than harm them like you think you idiot! And...hey, what are you doing? Don't touch my cone! I...*a noise is heard* huh? What happened?
 * ???:Open the door Interdimensional.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Open the door? Ok mister Scientist sir!
 * Scientist:I told you, you can just call me Scientist.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Oh, ok Scientist. *opens the door, and looks at Rogue Zombie* Oh! You must be the guy who Dr. Zomboss instead of Scientist earlier, right?
 * Rogue Zombie: *blushing* Y...yeah, he sounded happy, so I thought he was the guy in charge of this. Then he corrected me.
 * Scientist: *walks over* Got a test subject?
 * Rogue Zombie: *drags his sack over* Yes.
 * Scientist:Good. I can try this new potion Interdimensional Zombie and Archmage Zombie helped me make.
 * Rogue Zombie:Where's Archmage by the way?
 * Scientist:Had to leave after he gave me some stuff to make it, said he was busy trying to sneak himself somewhere.
 * Rogue Zombie:Oh, I see. Anyways, I...*a Spike just barely hits him* What the?!??! *looks behind him to notice Cactus*
 * Cactus:You. Give up the plant in the sack now.
 * Rogue Zombie:D...drat! I must've been followed!
 * Scientist:Great. That's actually perfect! *looks over towards Interdimensional Zombie* I'll not ask you often, but can you do your little thing?
 * Interdimensional Zombie:I...I don't know, what do you want me to be?
 * Scientist: *places what seems to be a chip into the ground, which makes the hallway suddenly have some floating brains* The one that freezes. I got the hall prepared.
 * Cactus: *looks down, and looks confused* Huh? What is this? *then looks up again, to see the Interdimensional Zombie changing shape* Woah! W...when did you zombies learn to...*gets frozen before she can react*
 * Interdimensional Zombie: *looking like a female zombie with pink clothes and long, orange hair* There we go. Cool as ice. Seems like a great prize.
 * Rogue Zombie:Dimensional. You do know Scientist will probably test on her too, right?
 * Interdimensional Zombie: *stares at Rogue Zombie* Dimensional? I don't know this Dimensional person. I am Ice Pirate.
 * Rogue Zombie:Eh? *gets tapped on by Scientist*
 * Scientist:Don't worry about he. He uh...just gets into character a lot. *begins to push the frozen Cactus* I'll take it from here.
 * Rogue Zombie:Ok then. *turns around and leaves, while Scientist and "Ice Pirate" go back into Scientist's lab*
 * *Scientist is dragging the frozen Cactus towards a chair. He then opens the sack he also carried, and takes out Chomper, who was knocked out*
 * Scientist:Good. *ties Chomper to a table, then takes out a taser and starts to melt Cactus's ice block*
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Hey!
 * Scientist:...*walks over to Interdimensional Zombie, and taps onto their chest. Interdimensional Zombie then changes back to their original form* There you go.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:So, it was a success?
 * Scientist:Yes, good job. *quickly turns back around to see Cactus looking annoyed*
 * Cactus:Don't you dare use that. And...wait, why am I talking? I should just fire! *starts shooting out Spikes, but is hit by the taser fairly easily*
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Shouldn't we knock her out?
 * Scientist:The potion will knock her out. She'll not realize what happened. *walks over to Cactus, who is sweating, while also looking angry, with a bottle in one of his hands* You and your "boyfriend" will be the friend to see if this will do what I hope it does.
 * Cactus: *turns red* HE'S NOT MY...*Scientist forcefully makes her drink out the potion* boy...friend...*faints*
 * *??? hours later*
 * *Cactus begins to wake up, she moans a little, and opens her eyes slowly to notice she's in what seems to be the end of a street*
 * Cactus: *puts one of her "hands" on her face* W...where am I? That one zombie...what the heck did they...*looks down at her hand and notices it looks different* what? T...this is a hand of a human! That's impossible! Now w...*hears a loud scream* huh?
 * *She looks over to see a human with spiky green hair and a purple shirt with a "Z" on it looking at their hands, with a terrified expression on his face*
 * Cactus: *sighs and thinks to herself "I don't know what's going on with me but...I should see what's up with him too."* *She stands up, and walks over to the human* Hey. What's wrong?
 * ???:What's wrong?!?!? I just woke up after something and now I don't even know what I am!
 * Cactus:...what.
 * ???: *looks over at Cactus* Oh! Y...you're a human! I...I mean...I don't know where I am! I didn't say "what" at all! I...I know me! *slowly looks at his hands again*
 * Cactus: *thinks to herself "I was thinking that. Human hands, feeling like a human. Of course. That Scientist. That must've been what his potion did. But, why would he do that? Wouldn't he pick something else "weak"? Like a pig? Whatever. I need to find a way to change back, but I can't just leave this guy alone. He seems like he has...some problem. I'll find a way to sneakily get my task done, and make him seem normal. Plus..."* *loses her train of thought, as the human starts shaking her* Hey!
 * ???:ANSWER ME PLEASE!
 * Cactus:Answer you what?!?!?
 * ???:...where am I? What's your name? And where did you buy that nice green shirt? ...but why the "Z"?
 * Cactus:Uh...*looks down and notices she is wearing a green shirt...and realizes it has the Z from the Z-Tech logo* *"The...the Z-Tech logo? Wow. I'm surprised they were decent enough to not have their test results be...f...forget that. As much as I hate zombies, I refuse to take this off until I find better shirtwear."* why the Z? I was given it, for free. Same with you?
 * ???: *looks at their own shirt* ...yeah, sure. But what about my other two...
 * Cactus:I have no idea, seems to be in Neighborhoodville, which is your home town I assume, unless you're a tourist, so how you don't know that beats me, and tell me your name first.
 * ???: *simply stares*
 * Cactus:Do you have a name? Do you have amnesia? Want me to hit you in the head so you can remember...
 * ???: *jumps back in a panic* No! No! I know my name! I'm fine! M...my name's...C...Chad! Yeah!
 * Cactus:...I actually wasn't expecting you to answer that. But my name...*thinks to herself "What's a normal human name?"* *looks over and sees a sign that says "Cadence Pequin, world famous pop star, coming to Stem Stage on the 30th!"* *thinks to herself again "Cadence! That's it!"* Cadence! My name's Cadence.
 * Chad:That's a nice name.
 * Cactus:Thanks, I can say the same for yours. *holds on Chad's hand* Ok, let's stick together. We both seem to be confused.
 * Chad:Yeah, thank you.
 * *Both walk out of the alley, and onto a sidewalk*
 * Cactus:I recognize this area. Don't worry, if you're confused *looks at Chad* just follow me.
 * Chad:Ok then.
 * *They then start walking down the street, Cactus looking ahead, with Chad looking around the place, until he stops*
 * Cactus: *looks over* What are you doing?
 * *Chad is looking at a poster by a restaurant, that is showing a bunch of dessert treats. He's drooling.*
 * Cactus:Are you hungry or something? I'm sort of...I mean...*thinks to herself "I have no money, and I really want to tell someone like Magnifying Grass what's going on but..."*
 * Chad:I have a few bucks we can use for something. *takes the cash out of his pants* See?
 * Cactus:Oh, then...I...I guess for a bit. *quickly feels her pants, and feels some money too, she thinks to herself "Wow. The zombies were feeling really nice today. Like, seriously."*
 * *The two walk into the restaurant. Chad runs to a table and sits down, Cactus sighs, but decides to walk over to the table and sit down herself. While she looks at the menu, she decides to look away from it for a bit, and notices Chad touching his own eyes, and then blinking them rapidly.*
 * Cactus:Uh...
 * Chad: *realizes Cactus is watching him, and he blushes. Then he puts the menu directly in front of his face* S...sorry, I...I enjoy that more than I should.
 * Cactus: *stares at him* O...ok...*looks at the menu herself, and hears Chad giggle* now what?
 * Chad:Sorry! I'm having too much fun!
 * Cactus:Doing what?
 * Chad:You wouldn't get it.
 * Cactus:Yeah. That's why I'm asking.
 * Chad:...it's also a private thing. That's why I said what I said.
 * Cactus: *rolls her eyes* Ok then. Wait. We're getting JUST dessert, right?
 * Chad:...you can. I was planning on getting the meal for three and then a dessert but...
 * Cactus:HOW CAN ONE EAT THAT MUCH?
 * Chad:I...you wouldn't get it.
 * Cactus:I don't want to start this off poor, but if you say that again, trust me, you'll not be happy.
 * Chad:Ok then. *puts his menu down* You know, you remind me of someone I know.
 * Cactus: *puts her menu down too* I do now?
 * Chad:Yes. She's the best girl I've ever met, it's hard to describe how she looks, but I can explain her personality nearly perfectly! She's rude and sarcastic for the most part, but she's also noble, and has a very kind heart if you know her well. There's so many times she's comforted me when I've been sad, and helped other pl...people, when they needed the help.
 * Cactus:Plants? Oh, are you talking about Patrice? I've heard about her!
 * Chad: *looks a little scared* ..........................
 * Cactus:Chad?
 * Chad: *starts mumbling to himself in worry*
 * Cactus:What are you saying?
 * Chad:...............................
 * *A waiter walks over to them*
 * Waiter:What do you two want?
 * Chad: *quickly looks at the waiter and slabs one of his fists down at the table* Food!
 * Waiter:...I know that sir, what do you want to order?
 * Chad:Oh. Uh...*looks back at the menu quickly, before putting it back* some water, the meal for two, and a Brownie sundae please. *looks over at Cactus* And you my lady?
 * Cactus: *blushes a little* Uh...just a water and a bit of that chocolate cake please.
 * Waiter: Ok, that'll come over to you two in a bit. And by a bit, I mean like...maybe 20 minutes. That meal takes a bit to make. *he leaves*
 * Cactus:20?!?!? *shakes her head* I...I guess I can wait...I mean, I can ask you about Patrice now!
 * Chad:SHE'S NOT PATRICE!
 * Cactus:Well, then she's just a gardener?
 * Chad:...yeah, that.
 * Cactus:By the way.
 * Chad:Yes?
 * Cactus:You seemed scared when I first saw you. Why? Did something happen?
 * Chad: *turns back* I don't want to talk about it.
 * Cactus: *glares*
 * Chad:...*looks back at her* O...ok. I...something on my body, it isn't how it usually is. But that isn't your problem. *waits* Aren't you going to say something?
 * Cactus:No. It's not my problem. I shouldn't bring myself into it, at least, right now. I have my own problems, and you clearly don't want me involved in yours.
 * Chad:Ok then. *starts tapping on the table* How many minutes has it been?
 * Cactus:Only like, one?
 * Chad:Really? And I need to wait 19 more minutes? This is why I usually pack my own snacks, but someone took them all before I woke up!
 * Cactus:Wow. You told me I remind you of someone, and I'll tell you that you remind me of someone I know!
 * Chad:I do now?
 * Cactus:Yes. You and him are very kind people, and you two have this huge and ungodly appetite. I guess that way his body works, it makes sense, but seeing how you like to eat, I'm surprised you're not fat.
 * Chad: *looks confused* What's..."fat"?
 * Cactus: *stares* Are you serious?
 * Chad:Yeah. I am. Why?
 * Cactus:Well...uh...this will be awkward to explain but...*points to the stomach area* this is your stomach. When you have a lot of food, that are expands. *slowly moves her hand away from it* It you get bloated.
 * Chad:Oh. I see! That's what that word means!
 * Cactus:...y...yeah.
 * Chad:Oh, want to hear a story?
 * Cactus:What?
 * Chad:Yeah! I got lots of them to tell!
 * Cactus: *rolls her eyes* Ok.
 * *18 minutes later*
 * Chad:Yeah, that's when I learned you shouldn't eat food without people's permission.
 * Cactus:By getting threatened?
 * Chad:Yes.
 * *The waiter walks over, and places their food on the table*
 * Waiter:Your food.
 * Cactus:Thank you.
 * Chad: *licks his lips* Oh yes! *grabs one of the turkey legs from his "meal for two" and starts shoving it in*
 * Cactus:Ugh...you eat like that guy too!
 * Chad:What's wrong with...*shoves another turkey leg in* that? *burps a little*
 * Cactus:...it's...somewhat, ok when he does it, but seeing a hu...I mean, someone like you doing it is just gross.
 * Chad:Huh. Nobody has told me it's gross before.
 * Cactus:Well...it is. I want to eat my dessert and not want to eat with a man pig.
 * Chad:I'm not a pig, I'm...er, human!
 * Cactus:I wasn't calling you an animal pig. I was saying that you eat like a pig. And that I feel like I'm going to puke.
 * Chad:Oh, ok then...*grabs a fork, and stares at it. He then grabs a bit of the vegetables on it...with the wrong end of the fork*
 * Cactus:Use the spiky side on the food.
 * Chad:Oh. *giggles in worry, and turns the fork around* I knew that! *starts eating the food correctly*
 * Cactus: *sighs and thinks to herself "The others are probably worried about me. I have to leave eventually."*
 * *Meanwhile, at the plant base*
 * Peashooter:Where's Cactus and Chomper? Cactus left to save him over two hours ago!
 * Magnifying Grass: *on a computer* I blame that guy with the Puff-shroom profile pic.
 * Sweet Potato: *staring at the computer screen too* Wow! That art someone made for me is so good!
 * Magnifying Grass: *stares at Sweet Potato* Your taste, I guess.
 * Peashooter: *looks over at the two of them* I'm going out to find them.
 * Magnifying Grass:By yourself?
 * Peashooter:I'm just going to be looking around Neighborhoodville. If they aren't there, then I'll come back here, get some troops, and rush the zombie base. *opens the door and leaves*
 * Magnifying Grass:You're just going to leave me alone with nobody really in charge?
 * Sweet Potato: *"waves"* HAVE FUN! :D
 * *Meanwhile, back with Cactus, she glares at Chad is rubbing his stomach*
 * Chad: *moans* Why does it hurt? Usually it doesn't hurt after I eat, and now it's just makes these weird noises...
 * Cactus:How's your body normally in which overeating DOESN'T hurt you?
 * Chad:Ugh...I can tell you later...
 * Cactus:Can we go, or do you feel too sick?
 * Chad:I feel sick, but you can leave miss if you want.
 * Cactus:No, we should stick together. *smirks* Need a wheelchair to carry you?
 * Chad: *turns bright red* No!
 * Cactus:Well, let me help you up then.
 * Chad: *crosses his arms* I don't need your help, I can move, it's just that it hurts. *moans again* And I haven't felt this pain before...and here I was thinking there was no down side to...*suddenly stops talking and starts slapping himself in the face* IDIOT, IDIOT, IDIOT!!!
 * Cactus:What are you doing?!?!
 * Chad: *stops slapping himself and looks at Cactus* Cadence. I...there's something I need to tell you. I've been holding it off but...*sighs* ugh...now I don't want to tell you again.
 * Cactus:Tell me what?
 * Chad: *gets up, then looks Cactus in the eye* The reason I act weird is because well...this body, this isn't my real body.
 * Cactus: *looks surprised* I...
 * Chad:Just yesterday, I was in the body I'm usually in, though I got knocked out a few hours ago, and when I woke up, I was magically human. Man has this been an emotional rollercoaster. First I was scared, then I was happy due to how cool these hands are, and these eyes! And not having to worry about hunger all day! Yes, I saw that food, but it's not like it's crossing my mind, even subtly, all the time.
 * Cactus:Wait what? What sort of sad person are you?
 * Chad:It's instinct. I don't have problems, it's just how my body is. But, *gloats a little* while I'm not as nuts for food now, I can't even anywhere close to the amount of food I could eat before! *crosses his arms again and snorts* It's a petty thing but...
 * Cactus:Hold up. Mister Chad?
 * Chad:Yes?
 * Cactus:Are you a Chomper?
 * Chad:...well. You can't say "a". *points at himself and smiles in pride* I am the Chomper! ...I know this is really weird, but hey, I can say it's been fun interacting with you Cadence! I know myself humans are really nice, and this just adds to my proof!
 * Cactus: *facepalms* C...Chomper...I'm sorry but, "Cadence" doesn't exist.
 * Chomper: *looks confused* What?
 * Cactus:I literally just looked a poster and made up that name a few moments after you asked what my name was. It's me! Cactus!
 * Chomper: *looks surprised* ...
 * Cactus:Don't shout please, we should keep a...
 * Chomper: *does a huge grin* CACTUS! *blushes and hugs her tightly* It was you! I knew you reminded me of someone, you were her!
 * Cactus: *blushes too* Chomper:! W...what did I just say? We should at least leave her before discussing this!
 * Chomper: *backs up* Right.
 * *The two of them walk up, with Chomper holding onto one of Cactus' hands*
 * Cactus:I don't get why you're doing this.
 * Chomper: *does a smug smile* Oh, I think there's something else in humans that I enjoy.
 * Cactus:If this is about the things on my chest, I will beat you up.
 * Chomper: *jumps back in fear* No! Not that! Something in my body is making me feel even more in love than you than normal, you know.
 * Cactus: *stares* ...did you just casually tell me that you love me?
 * Chomper: *realizes what he said and blushes* GAH! N...no! No! I...I don't love you!
 * Cactus:Ok, I'll admit, I like you too but now's not the...*gets hugged again by Chomper. She groans*
 * Chomper:Aw!!! I love you too! Can we do that kiss thing humans do? I want to...*gets shoved by Cactus* no?
 * Cactus:Maybe. Later. Listen to me, please. This is why I wasn't sure about telling you. *rolls her eyes* And if we're asked how we became an official couple, I already suspect someone saying "Seriously? You both only said one sentence admitting your love?" and you know what I'll say? I'll say "our actions for a while have pretty much said it. I think both of us already knew at heart." *looks over* Right?
 * Chomper:...I guess you have been getting red when talking about me lately. But we should...*bumps into Peashooter* oh! Peashooter!
 * Peashooter: *looks up at Chomper* Oh, hello there sir. Have you seen a Cactus and a purple venus flytrap walking around here?
 * Chomper: *looking offended* That "purple venus flytrap" has a name you know!
 * Peashooter:Geez sir, I was just unsure if you knew that name.
 * Chomper:Of course I do! For I...*Cactus walks over, and quietly taps Chomper's mouth*
 * Cactus:Quiet. And I'm sorry, I guess he got offended. But it's us Peashooter. Cactus and Chomper.
 * Peashooter:W...*looks shocked and backs up* what?!??! What happened to you guys?
 * Cactus:Scientist used some weird potion on us. It turned us into humans!
 * Peashooter:Seriously? Why humans?
 * Cactus:Still trying to figure out the logic. I think we lost our "plant powers", as Chomper tried eating a 30 pound meal and he got sick, and maybe because they can then eat our "brain" and turn us into a zombie?
 * Peashooter:That'd make sense. But I'll bring you two back to the base. If the effect machine works correctly, I can register this humanity as an effect, and then reverse it.
 * Cactus:Sounds good to me, right Chomper?
 * Chomper:...I'll come back of course, but I think I'd rather stay in this body.
 * *Cactus and Peashooter look back in shock*
 * Chomper:I mean, I told you Cactus. Other than an eating limit, I feel more free in this body! Plus! I don't have to worry about being replaced anymore! Who else is a human plant huh? Well, after you turn back, of course.
 * Cactus: *looks a little upset* ...I...I guess you can do that.
 * Peashooter:You do know if you stay like that though, you can't really be the Chomper commander anymore, right?
 * Chomper:What?
 * Peashooter:I mean, you'll not be a Chomper anymore.
 * Chomper:...ok.
 * Peashooter: *winks* Got it. I'll find a new commander tomorrow. For now, let's go back home.
 * Cactus:Right.
 * *A few minutes later, they arrive back at the plant base...where they see Magnifying Grass putting a match near her eyes, and Toxic Pea just staring at the screen in complete and total confusion*
 * Peashooter:We're...back?
 * Magnifying Grass:Oh! *unlights the match and throws it away* Good! *looks at the two "humans"* ...I assume something happened to them.
 * Cactus:Yep. Chomper and I became humans. Only fix me. He doesn't want to be turned back.
 * Magnifying Grass:Oh uh...ok? *grabs Cactus by the hand and walks her over to a chamber* Did Peashooter have any ideas?
 * Cactus:That effect machine.
 * Magnifying Grass:Yeah no, that's not going to work. Thankfully, I made a machine JUST to revert anything that happened to anyone. In case of a permanent effect or something.
 * Cactus:I see. Well, use that. *gets shoved into a chamber-like tube*
 * Magnifying Grass:I am. *closes the tube's door, then pulls a lever. Cactus glows, and after a few seconds, she's reverted back to a Cactus. The clothes that she has on are left ripped*
 * Cactus:I didn't expect them to stay. Huh. *grabs a piece of the shirt* Sure someone could fix it. Sell it off. *looks back* Thanks.
 * Magnifying Grass:No pro...*hears a sound* NOW WHAT? *the two quickly leave the place and notice a horde of Zombies, led by a single Newspaper Zombie are trying to invade the area* Dang it! I mean, it's just a few zombies, but still, why now?
 * Cactus:Because zombies are jerks. And of course, today, after having a date, I guess the gods thought I needed a fight.
 * Chomper: *runs out the door too* Hey! Guys! Can I help?
 * Cactus: *looks over* I think it's dangerous for you. Stay back. If you get hurt, they might get you, and eat your brains out.
 * Chomper:But...
 * Cactus: *shooting spikes at some zombies* Your only power and fighting skills really was literally eating and biting. You can't eat zombies, you have a human's stomach, and I have my doubts those not sharp teeth will deal that much damage.
 * Chomper: *opens his mouth and feels his teeth* I...*looks sad, then turns around* Ok...b...but I'll watch! *walks back inside slowly, and shamefully*
 * Magnifying Grass: *firing some rainbows* He could've used a weapon you know.
 * Cactus:What weapon? I don't think he even knows how to do that!
 * Magnifying Grass:I guess, but let's keep going!
 * *Magnifying Grass and Cactus keep firing projectiles at zombies, until they get tired, and it looks like all of them are gone*
 * Magnifying Grass:G...good...I'm going...to go...inside now...*opens the door and goes inside*
 * Cactus: *sweating herself, and looks as Magnifying Grass goes inside, not noticing the Newspaper Zombie sneaking up on her* Ok. *taps her head* Huh. I could've sworn there was a zombie that wasn't a normal...*the Newspaper Zombie grabs at her, and slams her onto the ground* Ack!
 * Newspaper Zombie #500:Wow. That was too easy! And the commander said this was hard. Now...let me...*hears a growl* eh?
 * Cactus: *thinking to herself "That growl is familiar, but he stayed as a human, right?"*
 * Newspaper Zombie #500: *shivering slightly* That's nothing. I'll keep holding this Cactus down until she chokes to...*Chomper, in his plant form, suddenly attacks and devours the Newspaper Zombie, burps, and then rubs his mouth*
 * Chomper:Heh, excuse me.
 * Cactus:Chomper? I thought you wanted to be human! And...even so, how did you manage to use the machine?
 * Chomper:Well...I was thinking about it more, and realized, other than eating, I also enjoy being with you guys, and helping protect people. I'd probably feel...different, if I did the former as a human, and I can't really help right now for the latter. I was able to quickly go into that...thing I noticed, and use the controller to activate it with me inside. Really easy! *grins, showing all his teeth* Besides, I think I'd have more fun as this than what fun I could ever have during "humanity".
 * Cactus: *rolls her eyes* How convenient for me, I'd be dead if it wasn't for that.
 * Chomper: *laughs a bit* You're so funny!
 * Cactus:I...*stops herself, and instead blushes* thank you. This has been one heck of a day, I think we both deserve some rest.
 * Chomper:I agree. Have a great nap Cactus! *starts walking inside*
 * Cactus:Yeah, *turns and starts walking inside too* you too.
 * *End of story*

Trivia/Notes

 * There was multiple references in this episode -
 * There are a few comment references to the Ask the Plants thread. It was a comment there that lead to the perfect start for this story.
 * Cadence Pequin is a (somewhat) a reference to Club Penguin character Cadence which is probably my least favorite mascot but hey, it's a "Ca" name that works", with the last name Pequin being close to the word Penguin, which Cadence is.
 * Chomper's made up human name, Chad, is the same name given to him in a comic series made by (former?) PvZ Wiki and (former?) Deviantart user Magicwaterz. And I can admit that somewhat gave me the idea for this.
 * Yes, Cactus and Chomper just casually admitted they're in love with each other. And if Cactus hated to admit it, they were good friends beforehand anyways, to the point that they feel comfortable to telling each other stuff like that casually.
 * And yes, this will (probably) mean Cactus and Chomper will be less likely to not want to admit their love for each other.
 * And yes yes, I ship Cactus and Chomper.
 * If anyone is confused about Interdimensional Zombie, his main "quirk" is that he can become any zombie...both personality wise and body wise. And he can't really control what he does in another form...and he sometimes changes at random. Not the best existence, but he can control it (for the most part) in this story. I will make a story that takes earlier in the timeline that explains this better.

Have you read this story? (New Selves?) Yes Yee Why is yee the other option? Because I can't think of anything else.