User blog:PuffyMuffins/Better off Dead ~Creepypasta~

'This is my first Creepypasta. If it sucks, blame my inexperienced mind.'

''It was October 23rd, 2015. Today my older brother, Nathenial, gave me an old iPad. He told me he saw our neighbors about to axe it, but he stopped and told them that I'd like having an iPad. Being the youngest in the family, I normally get hand-me-downs from my Nathenial. That day, I felt like I got something all of my own. That is, until I turned on the iPad. I noticed that apps were still installed, and at that moment I remembered it was once my neighbors, but I still felt special having something my brother lacked in his possession. One of the apps was something I looked foward to once I heard about it online : "Plants vs. Zombies 2 : It's About Time".''

I sat on my couch with excitment running through my veins. A middle-class boy like me, doing something I've dreamed of! Despite the overload of microtransactions, I knew I'd buy it all. I was overrun with joy! I eagerly opened the app with ease as the loading screen popped up. I was at the edge of my seat waiting to get to the home screen. Once there, the game skipped to a pre-existing profile - probably from the previous owner - and I observed it. There were 1,523,123,613,127 coins and 124,215,123 gems. At this sight, I knew it was hacked. Either way, I was going to make a new profile, but I was eager to snoop around a bit. I thought about experimenting with this profile to help me with hard-to-beat levels, and that was that. It was the perfect idea, but I decided that checking out a bit more of this profile would be a good idea too.

I backed out of the currently selected world (Wild West) and I observed that all the levels were completed. I went into the shop and tapped around the various tabs. When I got to the costume tab, only one costume was there : Sun-shroom's Hockey Mask. It was one of my favorites, so I bought it with my plethora of gems. I backed out and went into the almanac, noticing that all the costumes - including the unreleased or scrapped costumes - were unlocked. I already knew it was hacked, so it didn't come as a suprise to me. I then equipped the Hockey Mask to Sun-shroom before going to the Zombies tab. I scrolled all the way to the end, noticing that all zombies have been seen; except one. After the Zombot Multi-stage Masher, there was a blank space for another zombie to be. I didn't recall any new zombies coming in the Lawn of Doom 2015 update, but I just got the game anyway. I was sure I wasn't the only one with this. I went to the Upgrades tab and noticed everything was there. I backed out and proceeded to enter the Vasebreaker menu. Nothing special, all the levels were unlocked and completed with prizes at the end. I was suprised to notice that the profile was at Level 666 in Vasebreaker Endless. I just supposed our neighbors were satanists, judging that the level was hacked that is. One last time I backed out before entering Neon Mixtape Tour.

Just as I entered the world, my brother told me he was heading out on an errand. Telling me to be good since my parents were at work, he swiftfully left. I was alone with only the sound of the dirty iPad, but I was emersed into its gameplay so I didn't notice my lonely atmosphere. Once in the world, I noticed a tag at the bottom that read, ''"Pinata.party | ". ''Thinking it was just an effect of the hacking, I didn't suspect anything. I was curious however, so I selected Play Event and started the party. When I entered the event, nothing was normal. Last time I checked, Time Twister wasn't released. It was strange seeing multiple world lawns mashed together to make this glitchy mess that is somehow called a lawn. At the bottom it said, ''"HELP ME's trip to JHYGFDHFGD". ''Confused, I carried on playing. I noticed that when the camera panned to the lawn again after showing the area where the zombies were meant to stand - and might I add there were no zombies - there flashed an entirely black zombie with something in its hands. The level began, the conveyer belt arised, and the first wave started.

'Stay in tune for the rest! Part 2 Release Date : October 25th - October 31st (2015)'

'Rate it in the comments! I'd love to hear your feedback. Feel free to point out my flaws; I know there are many ;3'