User blog:GamesterD/Plants Vs. Zombies 2 Saga:Ancient Egypt

Plot

 * The sky is blue, and lawns are green, children are playing, and houses are fine (except for one).*


 * The screen zooms in dramatically towards that house till you see two little green plants*

???:Man it's been weird.

???:What, it's 0.00000001% hotter than usual?

???:No Sunflower, it's that the zombies hadn't unleashed a major attack ever since 6 years ago.

Sunflower:Huh, that is weird. Hey Peashooter, haven't you noticed after a random summer vacation some of our comrades disappeared?

Peashooter:True, but they'll never stay gone forever. Still, let's talk to Wall-Nut and Potato Mine.

Sunflower:Okay.


 * Peashooter and Sunflower go inside to see Wall-Nut, Potato Mine, and a really big tarp.*

Sunflower:Well?

Wall-Nut :What?


 * The love couple tell the two plants what they thought earlier*

Potato Mine:I might've thought've that once or twice, but I was too busy reading "The Starch York Times"

Wall-Nut:And that newspaper has the main title "PLANTS ARE GONE! WILL ZOMBIES COME BACK TO SUBURBIA?"

Peashooter:Yeah, what's wrong with you Potato Mine?

Potato Mine:I don't know, but let's ask Crazy Dave.

Sunflower:Where is he?

Wall-Nut:Honnestly, we have no idea.


 * Tarp flaps off suddenly with Crazy Dave holding a screwdriver with pizza on a weird red van with booster*

Crazy Dave:GRAGGLE-BLOGFIGGLE! (Translation:Done! My time machine is done! AAAH HA HA HA HA HA!).

End of preview... Blame my brother who forces me to give me the lap top for *this word has been removed* Agar.io.