Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20180814180857/@comment-18464102-20180819090536



(Top secret phone scene. However, the zombies don't know that everyone knows exactly what is going on)

Dr. Zomboss (DZ): (walking towards his phone) Have you got Zombie Intelligence on the line? I must find out about the security.

Drinking Monk Zombie (DMZ): Yes. I do. However, they suspect the HQ is not secure and that the line is bugged.

DZ: Nonsense! No one outside this room can hear this!

DMZ: Anyway, I think Teleportation Zombie is ready to speak with you.

DZ: The teleporter? Fine. Pass me the phone. (to Teleportation Zombie) Teleportation Zombie, do you have any idea on my leaked confidential emails?

(Sunday Edition Zombie quickly rush to Dr. Zomboss)

Teleportation Zombie (TP): No.

DZ: What about my missing embarrassing Gardevoir fan creation collection?

TP: We have no idea on that too.

DZ: I desperately need my fan-creation collection to be found. It has been weeks since I last viewed it.

TP: Hold on. We're receiving an update. (reads the note given) It appears that your top-secret emails have been printed out and read by everyone both online and offline. Your fan-creation collection is being broadcast live on TV. Now I must end this call to watch TV.

DZ: I know you're off to view my fan-creation collection on TV. You must end all TV broadcasts at once. If the whole population on Earth and Zomburia sees my embarrassing collection I am done for! (slams receiver down and then turns to face his subordinates) Touche. How nice. My secret emails are being leaked and read as I speak. My Gardevoir fan-creation collection is being broadcast live on TV. (proceeds to head to his room)

Sunday Edition Zombie: Sir, it's your fault that you have such an embarrassing fan-made collection. We did warn you not to download off that Crazy Dave website.

DZ: Piss off!