User blog comment:Milesprower2/Shameless "raging about Dark Ages" blog/@comment-24928690-20140802030251/@comment-1764483-20140802145417

Pirate Captains: Blover for parrot; otherwise less dangerous than a Conehead Zombie.

Explorers: Early on, but later, Winter Melons.

Chicken Wranglers: Lightning Reed for early ones; Spikerock for later ones

Garg Primes: Ditto.