User blog:Lily8763cp/Random Story - The Unknown Tunnel

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Story

 * *Some Digger Zombies are using their pickaxes by a pile of rocks, along with some Excavator Zombies digging with shovels. A weird purple glow is radiating from in between the pile. An Archaeologist is sitting on a rock nearby with a pickaxe in one hand and a megaphone on the other*
 * Archaeologist:COME ON YOU LAZY ZOMBIES, HURRY UP AND MINE HARDER! IF YOU DON'T, YOU MIGHT NOT SEE ANOTHER SUNRISE!
 * Digger Zombie #1: *gulps* O...ok sir...
 * Excavator Zombie #1:Be quiet and keep digging.
 * Digger Zombie #2: *hits their pickaxe on a rock, and it makes a different sound than normal* Huh? Hey, can one of you Excavators remove this?
 * Excavator Zombie #2:Sure Jim. *walks over and removes the rock, revealing the rock to be steel* Huh, it's fake. *the zombies then begin to pick and shovel out the rocks nearby, revealing a tunnel*
 * Digger Zombie #1:A tunnel?
 * Jim:To where?
 * Archaeologist: *pushes them out of the way* I'm going in.
 * Excavator Zombie #1:Sir, is that even safe?
 * Archaelogist:Oh of course. It can't be much! *grabs a few Excavator Zombies and jumps begins walk down the tunnel*
 * Excavator Zombie #2:...*takes out a phone* Yeah, hello?
 * *Meanwhile, Scientist is reading something in his room, when someone is knocking on his door*
 * Scientist:Yeah, who is it?
 * Interdimensional Zombie: *nervously opens the door* Sir? S...someone called.
 * Scientist:What did they say?
 * Interdimensional Zombie:They found this weird tunnel during that mining thing. The leader just ran off with a few Excavators all by themselves.
 * Scientist: *groans* Oh of course. He's going to get himself vanquished.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:I assume you want us to go after him.
 * Scientist: *closes his book* Yeah. Get Super Brainz too.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Why him?
 * Scientist:Why not him? He can summon some allies too. Having deadly things can be useful.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:True.
 * Super Brainz: *pops up behind Scientist* You need me?
 * Scientist: *jumps back and shrieks* HOW LONG WERE YOU THERE?
 * Super Brainz:Er...for the past 30 minutes?
 * Scientist:...
 * Super Brainz:That book seems interesting.
 * Scientist:It's also private.
 * Super Brainz:Eh, I don't know much. Just the parts you read out loud.
 * Scientist:...
 * Super Brainz:...
 * Scientist:Let's just get going.
 * *Later, outside the tunnel*
 * Scientist:So this is it, huh?
 * Jim:Yeah sir. We'll stay out here and guard it.
 * Scientist:I wish you luck with that.
 * Super Brainz:Time to save those zombies!
 * Scientist:More like get their stupid bums out of there but ok.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:I just hope this is safe.
 * *The three walk down the tunnel, at first, it seems normal, until they trip and roll quickly down a hill, where suddenly they see trees and vines*
 * Scientist:Ugh, this must be a plant base!
 * Super Brainz:We have to be careful!
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Uh...guys...?
 * Super Brainz: *looks over* What?
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Look. *points at tons of Primal Potato Mines hanging out around an area*
 * Scientist:Heh. That's easy. Let me...*something throws a rock between the mines and they blow up before Scientist can react* huh?
 * Super Brainz:Eh. That was lucky. *hear a noise* What was that?
 * Interdimensional Zombie:I'm sort of nervous, but...I guess that isn't new.
 * Scientist: *backs up* Be very careful...something could separate us. *trips and falls off a ledge*
 * Super Brainz:GAH! SCIENTIST! *runs over to the ledge, and looks in panic* I...I don't see them...
 * Interdimensional Zombie: *sweating* Oh...I...*touches the button by his chest out of nervousness and transforms into a Jurassic Imp*
 * Super Brainz:Oh no...
 * "Jurassic Imp":HA HA! HEY THERE! HOW ARE YOU?
 * Super Brainz:...can you stop shouting?
 * "Jurassic Imp":Sorry, shouting sound good!
 * Super Brainz:Y...yeah ok...I just hope Scientist is ok.
 * *Meanwhile*
 * Scientist: *manages to get up after laying on the ground for some time* Ugh...that was not what I wanted to happen...*looks around* it seems I'm just further off. That's good. *hears a noise* What's that? Who's there?
 * ???:...
 * Scientist: *looking around* Stop messing around, tell me! WHO ARE YOU? *as he looks around, someone sneaks up behind him with a hammer and hits him on the head, knocking him out* !!!
 * *Meanwhile (again)*
 * *Archaeologist is walking around with 3 Excavator Zombies. He sighs and shrugs*
 * Archaeologist:Ok, so we lost 3 other Excavators. Whatever.
 * Excavator Zombie #1:S...sir? Those...things, scare me.
 * Excavator Zombie #2:Pull yourself together dude!
 * Excavator Zombie #1:...by the way, where's the third Excavagor we have left?
 * Archaeologist: *looks over to see the third one...headless* Meh. Make that 4.
 * Excavator Zombie #2:Can we go now?
 * Archaeologist:No! We will not go!
 * Excavator Zombie #1:We're going to die!
 * Archaeologist:We're already dead. *hears a noise* ...ok maybe this was a bad idea. *takes out his gun and runs* RAAAAA!!!
 * "Jurassic Imp":Huh? *almost gets hit by the weapon* Hey!
 * Archaeologist:Oh. It's just a little Jurassic Imp.
 * Super Brainz: *walking over* Oh, we found you! Thank goodness!
 * Excavator Zombie #1:WE'RE SAVED!!!
 * Super Brainz:Well...not really. I'll admit it...we got lost...
 * Archaeologist: *groans* Great. This is going to be long.
 * Excavator Zombie #2:Imagine if we told Headstone Carver this. All the "meanwhiles" he'd have to put down.
 * Archaeologist:Is now the time to discuss this?
 * Excavator Zombie #2:...no...
 * Super Brainz:Let's just get going.
 * *Meanwhile*
 * Scientist:...*hears a fire burning* Ugh...*gets up slightly, opens his eyes and rubs his head* my head...*looks around, seeing a fire in front of him* where am I now? Seems to be some sort of shelter.
 * ???:Ah. You're awake.
 * Scientist: *looks over and sees a muscles female looking at him from the other side of the fire* Who are you? Why did you knock me out?
 * ???:I was trying to see who you are. You look...different. I thought you were some enemy. *walks over and touches his lab coat* What is this? It's slick. And those things on your face. What is it supposed to be?
 * Scientist:G...glasses. *sees they're confused* It helps me see better.
 * ???:See better? Where have you made such advancements?
 * Scientist:It's just how it is where I live.
 * ???:And where is that?
 * Scientist:...not here, that's for sure.
 * ???:So you're lost.
 * Scientist:Yes.
 * ???:I...see...
 * Scientist:I know it sounds weird.
 * ???:No no, I believe you. It's just, I can't believe an outsider got in. Then again, after seeing that one person get in, I shouldn't be surprised.
 * Scientist:Who?
 * ???:They were in this flying...thing and wearing this huge hat. And then, something made of gold followed them!
 * Scientist:Huge-Gigantacus and Iron Boarder? What were they doing?
 * ???:It was weird. They were using this weird...thing, on other outsiders, and then they changed into something else.
 * Scientist:Like a mutation?
 * ???:Yes.
 * Scientist:Well, I'll investigate. You can...*hears a dinosaur roar, turns around, and sees a Raptor* yip!
 * ???:Oh, don't worry. That's just my pet Raptor. *walks over and pets them* Who's a good boy? Who's good boy, you are!
 * Scientist:So you're like a Raptor Rider?
 * Raptor Rider:Yeah. You can call me that if you want.
 * Scientist:But you have a name right?
 * Raptor Rider:Not that I remember. *shakes her head* Anyways, let's get going. *she opens the door, then jumps on her Raptor and starts to leave* What are you waiting for?
 * Scientist:Ok, ok. *follows her as she leaves*
 * Raptor Rider:I have a few friends too who ride dinos. Though, I don't think we'll run into them.
 * Scientist:Not surprised. Watch. We'll run into them right now. And by them, I mean Gigantacus. *hears something* Any second now...*suddenly gets pulled back by Raptor Rider* Huh?
 * Raptor Rider:Bamboozles! They're dangerous!
 * Scientist: *looks over and sees tons of bamboo* I see...what do they do?
 * Raptor Rider:They can create little allies when they fuse.
 * Scientist: *quickly looks over* Hold up, did you say fuse?
 * *They notice as a few of the Bamboozles "fuse" with each other, then create Split Peas*
 * Scientist:Split Peas...
 * Raptor Rider:So you know those?
 * Scientist:Yep. *takes out his weapon* Let's do this.
 * Raptor Rider:Too dangerous.
 * Scientist: *looks over* But I...*gets grabbed by Raptor Rider and the two run away*
 * Raptor Rider:I said, too dangerous!
 * Scientist: *groans, and looks over to see some flower looking plants* What about those?
 * Raptor Rider:... *stops her raptor* maybe...we need to be careful though.
 * Scientist: *jumps off and walks towards one* Easy...easy...*grabs it* got ya!
 * ???:!!! *starts releasing lava*
 * Raptor Rider:THROW IT! THROW IT!
 * Scientist: *sweats slightly, then throws it behind them, to where the Bamboozles were and it releases lava all around it, some Split Peas get close to it, and burn up* And knockout.
 * Raptor Rider:That'll keep them off of our trail. Hopefully.
 * Scientist:Let's get going. I want to at least find the people I got here with. I know you'll ask, so one has a cape and another has this strange thing on their head, hard to miss.
 * Raptor Rider:What's a cape?
 * Scientist:...I'll know them when I see them.
 * *Meanwhile*
 * *Super Brainz is walking around with "Jurassic Imp", who is looking a little upset*
 * Super Brainz:I know you wanted us to be a big group, but we had to bring them back to safety. You know, where the entrance is.
 * "Jurassic Imp":I guess. I am confused.
 * Super Brainz:Yeah, this place is confusing.
 * "Jurassic Imp":And the noises too. I heard someone saying they were going to use something!
 * Super Brainz:Wait what? Where?
 * "Jurassic Imp": *runs over to a bush and points* There!
 * Super Brainz: *walks over and peaks too* Wha...*sees Huge-Gigantacus with a bottle* what is he up to?
 * Huge-Gigantacus: *shakes the bottle slightly* Heh, with this, I can make tons of zombots! ...because of the magic of logic.
 * Iron Boarder:Yeah, how smart sir.
 * Huge-Gigantacus:Get the dog over here!
 * Iron Boarder: *chucks a bag in front of Huge-Gigantacus, and a "dog" pops out of it* There you go.
 * Huge-Gigantacus:Perfect. *floats over and the dog whimpers* Don't be shy...*uses the substance inside the bottle on the dog, and it turns into a zombie with glasses and a mustache. They then take out a rubber chicken with a mustache on it too* It works! It works! I'll call it...the Evolutionary Leap!
 * ???: *waves* Hello hello! How are ya'll today? Good? I think Ducky and I are doing fine, right Ducky?
 * Huge-Gigantacus:What the...
 * ???:*talks in a higher voice and moves the rubber chicken's mouth* "Good Duckstache! Though the golden guy is weird. Like, did you get a huge tan?"
 * Iron Boarder:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
 * Duckstache:Heh, that's Ducky. Always not afraid to say what he thinks.
 * Iron Boarder:Please use your thing again, please use your thing again.
 * Huge-Gigantacus:...that's all I had that's stable.
 * Iron Boarder:UGH!
 * Super Brainz: *just staring* ...*slowly takes out his walkie talkie* Uh...hello...? Scientist?
 * Scientist: *over the walkie talkie* What is it?
 * Super Brainz:You're still alive? Oh thank goodness! ...but...Huge-Gigantacus is here, doing some weird...thing...
 * Scientist: *over the walkie talkie* What? I was told he was here but...*Raptor Rider takes the walkie talkie* Hey!
 * Raptor Rider:Why are you talking to yourself, it's weird.
 * Super Brainz:Who's this?
 * Raptor Rider: *over the walkie talkie* ...Oh uh...he wasn't talking to himself?
 * Super Brainz:Who are you?!?!?
 * Raptor Rider: *over the walkie talkie* Call me Raptor Rider. I made friends with your friend.
 * Super Brainz:O...ok then...but you see, anyways, he was using something on a dog and now it's a comedian.
 * Scientist: *over the walkie talkie* ....................I'm sorry what.
 * Super Brainz:You need to see it to understand. But you need to get over here.
 * Scientist: *over the walkie talkie* I'm trying! And...*trips over "Jurassic Imp"* Ow! ...*looks over and sees Super Brainz stare* well, we reached each other.
 * Super Brainz:Thank goodness.
 * Scientist: *looks at "Jurassic Imp"* You don't know how to change him back?
 * Super Brainz:...no?
 * Scientist: *sighs and presses the button on "Jurassic Imp"'s chest. They turn back to normal afterwards* There.
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Ok, what happened? *looks over* Scientist! *hugs him* Oh thank goodness!
 * Scientist:I...*backs up* yeah, I'm fine. *looks over* Huh?
 * Raptor Rider:Silver pots, barrels full of barrels, and a treasure chest. What is all of this?
 * Scientist:I...I have no idea.
 * Duckstache: *looking over* Oh hey! More people to watch us!
 * Huge-Gigantacus:WHAT?!?!? *looks over and sees the other zombies* ...I can explain!
 * Super Brainz:And what is the explanation?
 * Huge-Gigantacus:I didn't tell anyone because I knew you guys would do this! Y...you see, there's tons of plants here so I wanted nobody hurt!
 * Interdimensional Zombie:Sure...
 * Huge-Gigantacus:Oh come on, you too?
 * Scientist:...here's a deal. We'll let you off if you allow us to look after you and you tell Dr. Zomboss everything you know about this place.
 * Huge-Gigantacus:Any reason I should accept?
 * Scientist:You do know Zomboss wants you dead. This would be the perfect reason to let him do that.
 * Huge-Gigantacus:YIP! O...ok! Ok! I accept!
 * Raptor Rider:That's...it? No big fight or anything?
 * Scientist:Yep. Talking is stronger than fighting sometimes.
 * Raptor Rider:Disappointing...
 * Scientist:Well, how about you come with us? We fight all the time.
 * Raptor Rider:Count me in!
 * *All of them then leave the area...with nobody noticing that a little carrot dinosaur is hanging by the chair of Huge-Gigantacus*
 * Scientist:Well, that was an experience. But it's not like the plants know or anything. Let's get going.
 * *The dinosaur falls off the chair and watches as the zombies walk back to their base*
 * ???:...rawr?
 * *End of story*

Trivia/Notes

 * Yeah, this isn't the best, but I ran out of ideas. What else is new?
 * The fact that everything Huge-Gigantacus had was Sneaky/Brainy was completely unintentional.
 * ...I don't have much sorry, I didn't have much. I would say this is maybe the worst thing I made, but there's worse.

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