Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5792287-20150125104808/@comment-24295040-20150423220538

I waited 3 days, which is three turns now! I ditch my artifact just in case a new one pops up. Or some is inactive, because I really want Artifact Maker.

Now I summon a minion, a really strong minion, and real foul!


 * music plays*

http://conker.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_Mighty_Poo

The Great Mighty Poo unleashes DIE-rrhea, and shoots liquid crap onto Umbrage!