Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151119160845/@comment-26826553-20151122134709

DatDramaPlant wrote: Shrinking Violet: Ooh! A T-rex!

//It's the one from Jurassic Park, not the JM one. Agent K: Well, finally, the proper one!

Winter Melon: Hey, is the fence even on?

Melon-pult:: No, dunderhead, it's under the T-rex's foot!

Winter Melon: You seedless dunderhead, how the f*** can that even happen? Oh...

(The T-rex puts its foot on the cable)

Terminator: S***, if it gets that the power is down, it will f***ing go on a rampage!

Lightning Reed: Not.

Electric Blueberry: So.

Both: Fast.

(Both zap the fence. The T-rex, growling unhappily & in pain, retreats)

Cabbage-pult: Phew, that was close...

(the feeder on the ground opens & produces a goat)

Kernel-pult: Oh, bloody hell...

Superbean: Sorry, Violet, but this is rated SPG (looks at Pepper-pult, & clears his throat) RATED. S. P. G.!

Terminator: It's good if the kid get's exposed to brutality, Clark!

Superbean: Ugh, I guess I'll have to do this myself. This ain't for you, kid! (shields Violet's eyes)

Sap-fling: Poor goat...I don't want to see this! (shuts eyes)

(a few bloody minutes later)

Sap-fling: (eyes closed) I'm allergic to blood! HACHOOO!!!

Cabbage-pult: It's fine, Sneezy, you don't have any f***ing blood on yah...

Sap-fling: Is it over?

Cabbage-pult: Mm-hmm..

Sap-fling: (opens eyes & sees the T-rex chewing on the goat) Curse you Cabby BLECH! HACH!!! BLEEEECH!!!

Kernel-pult: I guess this park ought ta receive a sign: Warning: Bloody, not for the sqeamish!

(all the pults except Sap-fling laugh)

Superbean: Ok, kid, it's over.

Violet: (peeks & sees the T-rex roaming to & fro in front of the fence) He seems lonely...

Terminator: Well, that might be the best. He or she could kill anyone with him or her, you know. Man, I remember(Agent K puts a leaf to his mouth)

Agent K: Ok, that's enough, shut up. The directors put it in my script to keep nerds like you quiet too, you know.

Terminator: *scratches head* (-_-)