Column Like You See 'Em

 is a Conveyor Belt Mini-game which takes place on the Roof. The gimmick of this level is that all plants occur in a column. If one or more spaces in the column are occupied by other plants or have no Flower Pot, no plant will appear there. Because the player can plant up to five plants at once from each seed packet, the entire level consists of three huge waves. The game goes almost immediately to the first huge wave upon starting the game, and in each wave the zombies come in droves, making this game one of the shorter mini-games but also one of the most action-packed and intense Mini-games.

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Plants Provided

 * Flower Pot
 * Tall-nut
 * Magnet-shroom
 * Coffee Bean
 * Melon-pult
 * Potato Mine
 * Squash
 * Pumpkin
 * Jalapeno
 * Chomper

Only one column of Tall-nuts, Potato Mines, Magnet-shrooms and Coffee Beans are provided.

Note that if you use the Jalapeno, it may not burn every zombie, since some zombies at the far right of the screen may be just visible but cannot be attacked due to their hitbox

Zombies

 * Zombie
 * Conehead Zombie
 * Flag Zombie
 * Jack-in-the-Box Zombie
 * Ladder Zombie
 * Football Zombie
 * Buckethead Zombie
 * Gargantuar with Imp
 * Zombie Yeti

Zombies appear in columns.

General Tips

 * As only one column of Tall-nuts is provided, it is recommended not to place them in the very front but in the second or third column from the right instead, because this reduces the likelihood of them being destroyed or laddered.
 * Squash, Chompers, Jalapenos, and the Potato Mine can weather the storm of zombies.
 * It's recommended that you save at least one Jalapeno in case of an emergency, because they clear the screen of all non-Gargantuar Zombies if planted in an open column. They also knock ladders off of Tall-nuts and Pumpkins.
 * When a column of Ladder Zombies appear, place a column of Pumpkins on the column(s) succeeding the Tall-nuts to force them to waste their ladders. After a column of Ladder Zombies place their ladders, plant something pointless (like a Chomper) in the laddered Pumpkins to make the ladders disappear and force a second column of Ladder Zombies to lose their shields. If the Ladder Zombies manage to ladder your Tall-nuts, Plant a column of Pumpkins on top of them and manually dig up all of the Pumpkins one by one with the shovel. The ladders will disappear.
 * Beware of the Jack-in-the-Box Zombie! Since they come in columns, the chances of one exploding at any time are very high! Just one set of Jack-in-the-Box Zombies is enough to destroy a fortified position and waste Roof Cleaners!
 * Remember when certain waves of certain zombies appear. Ladder Zombies always appear halfway between waves, Jack-in-the-Box Zombies always appear just before a large wave starts, and Gargantuars only appear during the huge waves.
 * You receive Flower Pots very frequently. Use them to stall zombies, but don't waste them.
 * Some bad news: when you dig up plants, do not expect to see a line of shovels- it will never appear.

Community Strategies
The Plants vs. Zombies community has written many helpful strategies.

Strategy 1
One particular setup involves Potato Mines in front, Tall-nuts immediately after, followed by Magnet-shrooms (with Pumpkins and Coffee Beans) and Chompers (again with Pumpkins), and an empty column for Squash or Jalapenos (If you are going for Chilli Free, plant Chompers here; but if there are no more Chompers, leave it open for Squash), followed by as many columns of Melon-pults as possible.

The theory is that the Potato Mines are used for the first few zombies and the Tall-nuts block off the zombies until the Ladder Zombies show up. After they climb over the Tall-nuts, they will either climb over the Magnet-shrooms or eat them, and hopefully they get eaten by the Chompers. The Magnet-shrooms are right behind the Tall-nuts for a better effective radius, and Squash are for Imps and emergencies. If you have a Flower Pot and you save your Potato Mine, you can use it for the Gargantuars.

If the zombies successfully breach your defenses, plant as many columns of Flower Pots as possible to stall the zombies. Once the Jack-in-the-Box Zombies appear, wait for them to pass the third column from the right. Place a column of Flower Pots in the rightmost column. Use your resources (especially the Jalapenos) to eliminate the final zombies.

Strategy 2
Another strategy involves Tall-nuts in Pumpkins at the front, Potato Mines behind, followed by Magnet-shrooms and Chompers, with as many columns of Melon-pults behind as possible. The theory behind this strategy is for the Magnet-shrooms and the Melon-pults to take care of the first few zombies, while the Potato Mines can be used against stronger enemies that come while your Magnet-shrooms are occupied.

Strategy 3
First plant Potato Mines in the rightmost column, Melon-pults in the leftmost column, Tall-nuts in the second column from the right, and Pumpkins with Magnet-shrooms in the third column from the right. When the Ladder Zombie and the Jack-in-the-Box Zombie appears, plant a Jalapeno in any column to burn the zombies. The Melon-pults will attack at Gargantuars and Squash can punch the last breath out of Gargantuars. Just squash the Gargantuars and kill everything else with Jalapenos.

Strategy 4
Plant a column of Pumpkined Tall-nuts in the rightmost column and a column of Pumpkined Magnet-shrooms in the second column from the right. Plant Pumpkined Chompers behind that, and Potato Mines behind them. Keep one column open for Jalapenos or Squash and fill the rest up with Melon-pults.

Strategy 5
The strategy for the Chilli Free achievement should have Tall-nuts on the first available column, Potato Mines in pots to the right, and Magnet-shrooms on behind the Tall-nuts. Plant your Melon-pults before the first wave comes. The melons will crush the zombies, but the Magnet-shrooms are still non-busy and available. Do not use any Jalapenos, you won't get the achievement. Plant the Chompers when the zombies are about to break through the Magnet-shrooms. You'll notice your Flower Pots will start to queue. Be wary of the Gargantuars. Do not hit them in the third column as they'll toss their Imps to eat all of your Melon-pults. If you manage to get the Melon-pults pumpkined, they will kill the Imps. For the wave of Jack-in-the-Box Zombies and Ladder Zombies, make use of your Squashes. Ignore the Bungee Zombies, as your Chompers and Squashes will take care of them, and Melon-pults will kill the Imps and other zombies. You may want to invest in Roof Cleaners prior to trying for this achievement, as they will kill the Gargantuars in one mow.

Strategy 6
At the start of this Mini-game, you will get a Potato Mine. Put it in the second column from the right. Then put the Tall-nuts in front of the Potato Mines. Behind them, plant the Magnet-shrooms and Coffee Beans. At the back plant all of the Melon-pults. Pumpkin the plants at the front unless you are worried about Ladder Zombies. Behind the Magnet-shrooms, plant Chompers, and behind those, Squash.

Strategy 7
At the start of this Mini-game, you get Potato Mine. Put it in the column closest to where the zombies come from. Put the Tall-nuts behind the mines. Put the Melon-pults in the columns closest to the chimney. Put the Magnet-shrooms behind the Tall-nuts with the Coffee Beans. When the zombies come save Jalapenos, Flower Pots, Squashes and Chompers. Use Pumpkins first on the Magnet-shrooms, then on the Tall-nuts, then on the Melon-pults. Jalapeno the Ladder Zombies for sure, then choose to burn the Jack-in-the-Box Zombies. When a huge wave comes, put Flower Pots in the rightmost column then put Squashes on them then Jalapeno the zombies. Repeat the last 2 steps then you might win if you are lucky with the Jack-in-the-Box Zombies.

Trivia

 * The name of this Mini-game is a pun on "Call 'em like you see 'em".
 * This is one of only two Mini-games that play "Ultimate Battle" as its soundtrack, the other being Air Raid.
 * This is the only level in the entire game where the first zombie is always a Flag Zombie.
 * The difficulty of the Mini-game varies depending mainly on the number of Melon-pults and Jalapenos provided. The game is extremely easy with many Melon-pults and Jalapenos, while the occasional 2 Melon-pult and 0 Jalapeno board borders on impossible, especially if the majority of the plants are Chompers since they can only kill one zombie every 42 seconds (and they can't even damage Gargantuars significantly).
 * The Gargantuar will never appear on the top lane.
 * This Mini-game will start without the zombies saying "the zombies are coming".
 * Probably because there are no zombies coming at the start.
 * The first six plants are always a Potato Mine, a Tall-nut, a Melon-pult, a Magnet-shroom, a Coffee Bean, and a Melon-pult, in that order. Two random plants will also spawn on the conveyor belt in rapid succession before the frequency of plants slows down.
 * In Spanish version this Mini-game is called "¡Formen! ¡Arr!" ("Form! Arr!").
 * This minigame was probably made with OCDs in mind, since the plants come in columns