Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time/@comment-7562341-20140405164754/@comment-5204503-20140415094947



We no falling for that mongorian trick again!



Maybe they actually not mongorians!



They not?



No, they the Japanese! The Japanese always try to invade the chinese territory!



Ya, *opens map* you can see, China is that huuuuuge country over there, and that rittre country over there is Japan! The onry thing the Japanese rove more than killing us is killing demselves! Dem potatoes and cherries like suicide bombing! JAPANESE SUICIDE RATES ARE-A SKY HIGH!



AND-A I HAVE A RITTRE SUPRISE FOR YOU JAPANESE DOGS! *pulls out sweet and sour pork* HAVE-A SOME STICKY SWEET AND SOUR PORK! YOU NO FOORING US AGAIN WITH-A JAPANESE TROJAN HORSE! *pours hot sweet and sour pork on plants*