Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-27037991-20160924050303/@comment-27345738-20161004030622

Onionzookas are now teaming up with carzookas.. Now its..... ONIOCARZOOKA!!!

Sorry, commercial break.

Are you tired of garlic?

And ordinary cars?

Too boring?

Introducing the latest invention ever: theeeee..... ONIOCARZOOKA!!!! You could say it is carzooka 2.0. This is the most famous product around the galaxy. It shoots out cars made out of onions!!!

We asked some people to try it, and heres what they thought:

MC zom-B: AHHH, THAT SMELL!!! GET IT AWAY!! *runs*

Garlic: i-i-is it replacing me? :(

Yes, yes it is.

Gargantuar: AHHH!! *faints*

Penny: NETWORK_ERROR_OVERDRIVE-ERROR *travels to the beggining of time*

Bombegranate: *explodes*

It comes with the latest technolagy, unlike the carzooka. The oniocarzooka can be shot over 999999999999 kilometers away and it goes so fast, it can destroy the whole universe! That will be the best thing possible. PLUS!!! ITS SAFE AND FUN FOR PEOPLE AND PLANTS AND ZOMBIES AND MANY MORE UNDER 1 SECOND OLD!!! But wait! Theres more! If you call now you could win a trip to the end of the universe without any suit,home,heater, or oxygen! Even no food and drink! So you will die! Safe as well!

So what are you waiting for? Call now!

Note: not responsible if broken or if universe gets destroyed