Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140714102834/@comment-5204503-20140806110016



Ba-squack! I am a wizard chicken that is able to talk because of a spell my master cast on me. I turned against him and killed him, and now I am free to roam the world.



Hey, has anyone considered adding me into this story? Hey, Lolwut, add me in.



Sure, but it'll be up to the users to give you a personality. We've broken the fourth wall a lot lately, and I'll have to lay low for a while before the Time Police catch me.

(time stands still.)

TIME POLICE: Lolwutburger, we have come for you!



Aww.... cra-

(The Time Police teleport Lolwut away, and time resumes.)



Lolwut? Where are you?

(SIRENS RING)



Wait, was that the "Lolwutburger is missing" siren? Oh god, we gotta get outta here!

(Kernel, the Wizard Chicken and Hypno get out of the current room. They proceed to get into escape pods, and fly away from Lolwutburger's volcano. Wizard Chicken starts pecking on Kernel.)



Ow, stop that!