Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-38539400-20190629105403/@comment-39627420-20190629131245

FourIsBestHost wrote: Because everyone else is on Mars... I didn't know I was still on Earth  :|

Dr. Zomboss left an old time machine in his lab on Earth, which I hopped into to travel back in time, just as the meteors were about to crash. The timeline may have been distorted so much that I might get lost in the space-time continuum, so I don't make a big time leap, and only travel back minutes before Earth gets destroyed. I then hop into Zomboss's rocket, and managed to take off just as the meteors were about to crash into Earth again. I land on the hill, and you get incinerated by the rocket's fuel jets.

My hill.