Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160729124907/@comment-26826553-20160806150116

(The huge grey Toadstool-thingy that is attacking the city screeched in confusion as the military bombarded him/her (fine, just call it as IT...) with lasers, bananas, grapeshots, giant explode-o-nuts, & corn cobs. In its fright & confusion, it swept its long slender, three-toed root to the side & whacked down a building. It then screeched again, as if irritated, baring its long teeth, & reared on its hind roots & scratched its back repeatedly against another, taller building, causing it to snap.)

Soldier #1: *narrows eyes* What the hell are those falling off of its back?! Dandruff?

Soldier #2: You idiot, it doesn't have hair!

Soldier #1: I know, it just looks like dandruff...Is it shedding & scraping its skin?! WTF?! I think its moulting!

(Smaller screeches echoed down the road.)

Soldier #2: Uh...I don't think those were dead skin cells that fell off of that fat Toadstool body...