Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-25254621-20140822213044

Hello, my minions, it is I, your ruler of our conquest, Dr. Edgar George Zomboss. As you All know, we have battled with wretched, dirty plants for years on end! Well, today, our conquest turns a new page. Let me show you my newest invention: THE MULTI-ZOMBIE ZOMBOT MECH! This mech was made for only one purpose: BRAIN DOMINATION! I need 4 valiant zombies to control this mechanism with me! I would've made it only for me, but I didn't have enough materials... ANYWAY! WE MUST NOW COMMENCE WAR, ON OUR LEAF-GREEN MENACE! MUAHAHAHAHA!

There we go, all nice and watered. oh, hey, guys, didn't see you there. I'm Crazy Dave, but you can call me Crazy Dave. How'd you think my singing was? You liked it? Great!(Singing and watering plants is how Dave grows his plants, by the way.) I know I can trust you guys to help me with a little experiment i was performing with a taco... it's super secret, don't tell anybody. *there is a giant roar in the background.* That's my taco! It must be the best-tasting taco ever! *Crazy Dave pulls out a glowing, green taco. It roars again.* this is gonna be the best taco I ever ate! *The taco jumps out of Crazy Dave's hand. With one more roar, it lands next to a chatty tree. (the one from adventures.) The tree looks at the taco and decides to eat it.* Dangit, looks like i'll have to make another. Time to get out the super glue and toxic waste... *The tree suddenly starts shaking like mad. It grows to a massive size, about as big as an apartment building. It becomes hollow, making 5 compartments for 5 people.* WOAH! I guess eating the taco would've been better, but that's something! *Dave then sees a giant mech coming to the garden.* okay, looks like i'll need a little help with this one. *a compartment opens in the tree, allowing entrance.* this thing is so much bigger on the inside! This may seem a little CRAAAAAAAZY, but I need you guys more than ever! Come and help me send zomboss back to his base!... and get some bacon and tacos afterwards. 