Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-28629991-20170910081256/@comment-29611741-20170917033527

CWJ-D wrote: Name: RES Medic

Class: Beastly

Tribe: Professional Zombie

Cost: 2

Stats: 3/3

Traits: None

Ability: When the first Zombie is destroyed, revive that Zombie. When this reaches 1 Health: This transforms into a Mad Medic.

Set - Rarity: Galactic - Super-Rare

It's not technically resuscitation because they're zombies, but whatever.

Name: Mad Medic

Class: Beastly

Tribe: Monster Professional Zombie

Cost: 5

Stats: 5/4

Traits: None

Ability: Start of turn: Heal all Zombies except ___ and ___ by 2.

(I haven't thought of their exact statistics, but they are based on a baker and blacksmith, respectively.)

Set: Token

BREAD...OR...LIE? Wait, this crazy @$$ thing only costs 2!? I'm sorry, but what universe do you live in to think a 3/3 with purely beneficial abilities is a balanced 2-cost!? Also I'm sorry if I'm rude I drank a mug of black coffee even though I don't drink coffee 'cuz y naut!? halp me