Message Wall Greeting:A-Panda Kedavra

Anything I can help you with? What? You need an admin? Sorry, no. You've came to the wrong person. But, now that you're here, can we have a nice talk? No? Eh, that's fine. I'm bad at talking anyway. It's like I've, like, skipped a training course to get set for life or something. Oh, I just realized I've been rambling too much on my greetings... hi. Leave a message if you want to talk about... anything. Literally anything. Even if it's hurtful. I can take it. I'm strong. Nothing can hold me back- Oh, sorry. Carry on. Write your message. I'm totally not watching you type it at all... I'm serious.