User blog:Fairy27/Normal Fiction - Urgent Mission: Red Alert!

You can’t exactly say this is a break, but doing just Epic Quest fictions isn’t too worth the fun. here for a random and miscellaneous fiction, Urgent Mission: Red Alert!

Synopsis
''Rose has sent an urgent mission to Crazy Dave! Unfortunately, all the other plant heroes are busy. Instead, he calls the Mission Red Team, consisting of Red Stinger, Pepper M.D. and Briar Rose. What will they expect in their first-time mission sent by a hero?''

Plot
'''- Initiating transmission from Rose. (Mission) RED Alert –'''

(The fiction starts at the backyard of Crazy Dave’s very own house. Crazy Dave himself is sitting on a chair relaxing, while eating a taco.)

Crazy Dave: Rembah to ate frou onda son, nieborr! (Remember to eat your food under the sun, neighbor!) *talking to the sun*

(Good old language of Crazy Dave. Suddenly, a pink orb appears in front of him.)

Crazy Dave: Sov so sunls messayg uarb promm Rose? (Save Our Souls message from Rose?)

Rose: Send…help! *shows what’s happening in her castle*

(It is shown that in her castle, the zombies are attacking! There’s way too many zombies to just handle with Goatify and other magic. They won’t stop coming!)

Crazy Dave: Rose aund dar kasselle ore in purill! Nah odo herons ore fri aund awl ore butelin ur dwoin derr uctiveetes niled… (Rose and her castle are in peril! No other heroes are free and all are battling or doing their activities needed…) *idea* Ouh! I jal nuw da rite plunns ta cent! (Oh! I just know the right plants to send!)

(Meanwhile, in the emergency room of the hospital, three red plants are shown.)

??? #2: Now on break time. No patients were harmed during my time ever since.

??? #3: You forgot that one time a human died due to a certain action of yours, Pepper M.D. Can’t find it from me!

??? #1: Don’t get too cocky and sassy, Briar Rose. We haven’t received an SOS text yet and you can’t judge one’s capabilities!

Briar Rose: This idea is starting to be lame. Don’t care about it, unless we will receive an SOS text today.

(Suddenly, there’s a message from Crazy Dave. Mail!)

Red Stinger: *reads it* “Rose needs help in her castle and it’s urgent!” Here’s the SOS text.

Briar Rose: Talk about that! I’ve prepared my thorns!

Pepper M.D.:Let’s be healthy with charity! I have prepared the health kit!

Red Stinger: I got what we all need – to be mentally fit. Let’s go to Rose’s Castle! Red Alert team to the rescue!

(The Red Alert team enters the portal that leads them to Crazy Dave’s house, at the backyard.)

Crazy Dave: Wol tahl towz purtans! (Will take two portals!)

Red Stinger: Well, whatever you want to work.

(During that time, in Rose’s Castle…)

Dr. Zomboss We own the castle now! Any last moments to say before you get cut to pieces?

Rose: You’re going down. Some time.

Dr. Zomboss: *just laughs about it* Such pity! It appears the bloom is off this Rose! Zombies, seize her to death!

Super Brainz: *was looking at the mirror then puts it down* You heard him right. For stored brainz! *on colored red*

Rose: (I meant it.) *uses her wand to make a portal*

Dr. Zomboss: Wait. None of you obtained that wand?!

(The Red Alert team appears from that summoned portal.)

Crazy Dave: I call this flower power!

(The portal disappears.)

Red Stinger: Stop right there, Zomboss!

Briar Rose: You’ve done it! I’ve seen you do horrible things like this! Plus, I used to live here!

Pepper M.D.: You’re not hurt, yet. But no treatment for you!

Rose: All that’s left is to defeat the zombies. The tables have turned.

Dr. Zomboss: Gah! Stop those infuriating flowers!

Red Stinger: Get all the zombies!

Super Brainz: Fighting time? I shall assist, boss! *prepares his deck*

Rose: You and your talk. Let’s settle it. *prepares her deck*

Rose and Super Brainz: Enter, Hero Battle!

(The place has turned into a battlefield! Super Brainz starts with a gravestone on the middle. Rose starts with Red Stinger in front and Pepper M.D. behind on the middle. But both heroes skip this turn. Fight begins, gravestone reveals to be a Smelly Zombie, which instantly destroys Red Stinger. He and Pepper M.D. fight back before that, defeating the zombie.)

Red Stinger: D-Deadly effect…!

Pepper M.D.: Red Stinger! Hate to say this, but any help here?

Briar Rose: I do! Yes, I did not include myself to Rose’s deck. Only my clone copies do. I told you can’t save anyone in need at any occasion.

Pepper M.D.: You got me. Just… I need to be in the field, still.

Briar Rose: I got it. *takes Red Stinger to safety*

Super Brainz: Zombies Play, but I do nothing this phase!

Rose: Plants Play! *uses a card on the 4th column, being a ground lane* I summon Fume-shroom!

Fume-shroom #511: Workout is over. I can fire in this state.

Super Brainz: Zombie Tricks! *uses a card on the 4th column as well* Using Beam Me Up! I’ll still take damage, but the Fume-shroom cannot last longer!

Pepper M.D.: (He is dumb that he didn’t use that on my middle column…) *throws his projectile that deals 2 damage to Super Brainz*

Space Cadet #492: An attack from space! *blasts Fume-shroom*

Fume-shroom #511: *attacks with the fume, dealing 2 damage to both the Space Cadet and Super Brainz* Strikethrough…and I’m out. *gets destroyed*

Super Brainz: You can’t get pass this! *puts a gravestone on the middle column*

Rose: I’d block that. *puts a card on the middle column* I use the Shellery! He has Team-Up so I can place him in front of Pepper M.D.

(Gravestone reveals a Smelly Zombie which is quickly defeated, also, the Shellery is down.)

Rose: (I’m handling the 2 damage. It’s not that bad.)

(The battle was all about stalling…until turn 10. The field right now is a Prism Flower on column 1, which is the heights, another Prism Flower but with Red Stinger in front of it on column 2, a Bloomerang on column 3, and a Shellery on column 4. Nothing on the water lane.)

Briar Rose: You two should be alright. I can use the health kit for all I care!

Red Stinger: I thought you never done this before.

Pepper M.D.: Just the zombies on our back! *throws a dart on a basic Zombie*

Red Stinger: You were all at the back and did not try?! *fires petals at the zombies*

Briar Rose: Oh, them.

(Meanwhile, on the fight, the Prism Flowers, due to strikethrough, finish Super Brainz off.)

Super Brainz: Those beams are too strong- *gets turned into a goat via Goatify*

Rose: Revenge from the last time you and the other zombies attacked at my castle. *uses same magic on a Mini-Ninja*

Briar Rose: One last thing to do! *whips Dr. Zomboss out of the castle* PLANTS WIN!

Pepper M.D.: That on the other hand was too much. I mean, that shout.

Dr. Zomboss: Blast those Red Alert plants!!! *blown away from the castle*

Rose: *opens the portal back to the backyard* All the zombies are gone. Well done, you deserve a break.

Crazy Dave: *appears from the portal* Yun mis woth da Rose, yun git da truns! Aund huns taw! (Ya mess with the Rose, ya get the thorns! And horns too!)

Red Stinger, Pepper M.D. and Briar Rose: Mission complete! *smiles at each other, then goes to the portal*

Rose: Now, to handle and clean up the castle in a flash.

- End -

Trivia

 * This is based on (Mission)RED Alert if you haven’t noticed already.
 * The final blow on the Rose vs. Super Brainz battle is how the user finished the mission’s main Boss Battle. In fact, the battle is the said type of battle.