User blog:TSRITW/The Rock of Classes 1: Pup Controlled

I know, you want me to finish the Inkwell set, but unfortunately, I cannot think of a good idea for Djimmi the Great. However, 2018 is the year of the Dog-man, so I guess I'll be doing this instead.

Chapter 0: How it All Began
Professor Brainstorm: Hey, Dr. Zomboss! Dr. Zomboss! (trips over an Impfinity Clone) Dr. Zomboss!

Dr. Zomboss: What?

Professor Brainstorm: I have discovered a special rock which can give you EVERY. SINGLE. SUPERPOWER in the entire game!

Dr. Zomboss: WHAT!? REALLY!?

Professor Brainstorm: That's right! It's called "The Rock of Classes".

Dr. Zomboss: Mm-hmm.

Professor Brainstorm: Once you have it, you can perform superpowers such as Cut Down to Size, Super Stench, or even plant superpowers like Weed Whack!

Dr. Zomboss: WHAAAAATTTT!? WITH THE ROCK, WE CAN TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!

Professor Brainstorm: Wait, didn't you make a truce with Crazy Dave four months ago?

Dr. Zomboss: Oh. Right. BUT STILL, I WANT TEH ROCK!

Professor Brainstorm: Well, the thing is... uhh...

Dr. Zomboss: What?

Professor Brainstorm: The Rock is actually broken and now all ten shards are in ten different dimensions.

Dr. Zomboss: WHAT THE-- YOOOUUUUU!!!!

Professor Brainstorm: It's actually broken since the beginning of time.

Dr. Zomboss: Ooookkkkaaaayyyy... FIND THE SHARDS! (pushes Professor Brainstorm into a portal which teleported him into the same dimension Dogman was in, i.e. the graphic novel) "Broken since the beginning of time" what kind of nonsense is that!?