User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 5: Peashooter's Stalk-er

Please read any of the previous episodes if you haven't read them already, starting with the first one.

"Episode"

 * *Episode starts with Peashooter just walking around when suddenly, he hears a deep breathing and looks around him*
 * Peashooter:Huh? Hello? Anyone there? *crickets chirp* ...guess not. *continues walking and a black shadow is seen on the tree as it runs after Peashooter*
 * Sunflower:Peashooter! *waving her arms by the tree* Over here! Rose has something to say!
 * Peashooter:Another mission? Sweet! *runs into the tree* What's this one about?
 * Sunflower:I'm not sure, she said it required Future Cactus and Citron's help though.
 * Peashooter:Huh? What do you mean?
 * Sunflower: *shrugs* You've been here longer than me, you should know.
 * *Both of them walk into the tree, as the shadow suddenly rushes in as well*
 * Rose:Ah, you two have arrived.
 * Peashooter:What's this mission about? You needed Citron's help?
 * Rose:Citron and Future Cactus. I didn't want her to help but she's one of the only ones who know about time travel.
 * Peashooter:Time Travel? What do you mean?
 * Rose:Because my relative Fire Rose wasn't able to keep the Seeds of Time theme park, we've lost all abilities to time travel to other location...until Future Cactus offered to make one. As much as I wanted to refuse...
 * Cactus:Why do you dislike her so much? Sure, I might be more sensitive because she's also a cactus...
 * Sunflower:That's related to you.
 * Cactus: *glares at Sunflower* ...and she's actually pretty smart.
 * Rose:I'm...not seeing good things with her.
 * Peashooter:What do you mean by "not good things"?
 * Rose:There was a really good reason on why she became wanted in the future, I worry what she might bring here.
 * Sunflower:But...she seems nice enough.
 * Cactus: *rolls eyes* Whatever, can we just be shown the time travel thing they made?
 * Rose:Oh! Right! *pulls up a cloth, which shows a top hat on a table*
 * Peashooter:Seriously?
 * Rose:Uh...no. *uses her magic to turn the top hat into what seems to be a portal machine* Here it is!
 * *Peashooter, Sunflower and Cactus glare at her*
 * Rose:Sorry, couldn't resist using some magic. Anyways, this is the Time Travel x3000, don't ask me why it has an x3000 on it, they said it's the 3000th model, with the one in their time being the 2999th model.
 * Cactus:So...we're time travelling? Why?
 * Rose:They zombies are going back in time to the Sandy Sands to try and take it over, or at least, get some zombies, earlier than supposed to, I need you three to stop them.
 * Peashooter:Sure! Let's get it working! *tries to press some buttons but none of the work* ...is this broken?
 * Cactus:Stupid hunk of junk! *kicks the machine and it suddenly starts working, making her jump back in surprise* I...uh...meant to do that.
 * Sunflower:Sure...*all three go in the portal*
 * Rose:Ok, now to shut this off...*sees a black shadow run into the portal moments before the portal closes* Huh!?!? What was that?
 * *Scene cuts to the portal opening in some part of the sky, making Peashooter, Sunflower and Cactus land on the sand below*
 * Cactus:Ow...I'm getting Deja-vu through this...
 * Peashooter:Whatever, let's just...*suddenly gets tapped on by someone* Huh? *looks back to see what seems to be a Dandelion* WHAT THE!?!? WHO ARE YOU?!?!
 * Dandelion Weed:Oh my gosh! I'm Dandelion "Weed"! But you can just call me Dandelion. I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN PEASHOOTER! *breathes heavily in excitement* I CAN'T BELIVE IT! I'M TALKING TO THE REAL LIFE PEASHOOTER! Sure I had to sneak into the L.E.A.F. only room, BUT TOTALLY WORTH IT!
 * Sunflower:YOU SNUCK INTO THE L.E.A.F. ROOM WITHOUT AN AGENT PASS?
 * Dandelion Weed:What can I say? Fans like me need to work hard to see who we want!
 * Peashooter:I...uh...*thinks in his head "Just don't say anything and back away slowly...and that creep should go away..."*
 * Dandelion Weed:Can I stay with you guys as you do this mission! I wanna see Peashooter fight!
 * Peashooter: *thinks in his head "Or not...* Uh...please no.
 * Sunflower:I'm afraid we don't have a choice, he can't escape here unless he comes with us.
 * Peashooter: *sighs* Fine...but only because I have no other choice.
 * *Scene cuts to All-star and an Engineer with headphones on*
 * All-Star:Come on Roadie! We gotta fight! I'm sure you'll do great!
 * Roadie Z:I'm not worried about how well I'll fight, I just want to listen to my music, ok man? *begins to walk off* You can fight without me. *gets pulled by All-Star to his shoulder*
 * All-Star:You can listen to music AFTER our victory! Come on...please?
 * Roadie Z: *sighs and taps on a remote* Fine, but I might not be the most uh...concentrated, ok?
 * All-Star:That's the spirit! Now let's march off to battle! *Screen goes to a "3-d" view to show their army of Browncoat, Conehead, Buckethead and Heal Zombies* LET'S GO ZOMBIES! TO VICTORY!
 * Roadie Z:Yeah...whatever.
 * *Scene cuts back to Peashooter, Sunflower, Cactus and Dandelion Weed walking around the sands*
 * Dandelion Weed:Hey! Did you know that Peashooter loves chili beans the best and that his favorite book is "War and Peas"?
 * Peashooter:WHAT! HOW DO YOU...
 * Dandelion Weed:Easy! I've overheard you in your room!
 * Peashooter: *looks at Dandelion Weed in a surprised/disturbed way, in complete and utter shock* ...are we sure we can't leave him?
 * Sunflower:Nope, that'd be mean, you know that...right?
 * Peashooter:Yes, but this guy is literally testing my sanity!
 * Sunflower:Listen, I know how you feel, but we have to deal with him for a little longer...ok?
 * Peashooter: *gulps* Fine...
 * *They 4 continue walking until Peashooter notices a pillar nearby and drags Cactus behind it with him*
 * Peashooter:Cactus! I need help!
 * Cactus:Help? With what?
 * Peashooter:WITH WHAT?!?! A CRAZY STALKER, THAT'S WHAT!! HE KNOWS LITERALLY ANYTHING ABOUT ME, I BET IT!
 * Cactus:Prove it. What did he say was your only training class you ever "passed" with in the recruitment?
 * Peashooter:NO! I'M NEVER MENTIONING THAT OR EVER SAYING IT...again...
 * Cactus:Heh, you're really lucky your grandfather is the leader of L.E.A.F., you wouldn't be here unless he added you in anyways.
 * Peashooter:You KNOW how good I am! You don't need to push me down like that!
 * Cactus:Ok, fine. I know how to make him not recognize you, and thus stop annoying you. *puts fake painted and cardboard "cactus hands" on Peashooter's pods and puts a flower on his head* You're a Cactus now.
 * Peashooter:I don't think this is convincing enough...
 * Cactus: *rolls eyes* Do you want me to put cardboard around it for my er..."rounder" shape then?
 * Peashooter: *eyes open wide for a second* Uh...this is convincing enough!
 * Cactus:Good, we agree, that means if he knows it's you, it's your fault.
 * Peashooter:Wait what?
 * Cactus:Oh! Uh...nothing, good out there "Cactushooter". *giggles* Glad I came up with that myself.
 * Peashooter: *rolls eyes* I'm sure you are... *both of them rejoin Sunflower and the Dandelion Weed*
 * Sunflower:Hey Cactus, hey uh...other Cactus? *whispers to Cactus* Where's Peashooter?
 * Cactus: *whispers to Sunflower* He requested to be dressed like a Cactus so that Dandelion creep wouldn't know it's him...ok...the Cactus disguise was my idea, but he wanted the help.
 * Sunflower:I guess so...but...I don't know. This doesn't seem like it'll work.
 * Cactus:Oh come on, we haven't even seen a single zombie! *Cactus looks at Sunflower, who has a shocked look on her face* What? *Cactus looks behind her to see All-Star, Roadie Z and their army of zombies* ...I JUST HAD TO OPEN MY MOUTH DIDN'T I?
 * All-Star:Alright! Army! Charge! *all the zombies charge expect Roadie Z, in which All-Star turns around* What are you waiting for?
 * Roadie Z:Huh? *pulls headphones down* What did you say?
 * All-Star:I said...ATTACK! *Roadie Z just stands there, listening to his music* Roadie...come on.
 * Roadie Z: *pulls headphones down again* What?
 * All-Star: *signs and starts pushing Roadie Z towards the plants* Let's go, fight!
 * Peashooter: *giggling a bit* Wow, really? You chose the least motivated zombie to fight with?
 * All-Star:I didn't! ...fully...I agreed to the idea because I thought I could get him to fight, but...uh...go easy on him, ok?
 * Peashooter:Seriously? You want us NOT to do what we're supposed to? Ha! *Cactus suddenly pulls him over*
 * Cactus:I just realized...I don't think the Cactus disguise will work...unless you sit this fight out.
 * Peashooter:What?
 * Cactus:You fire peas, not spikes, if you try to fight, he'll quickly realize it's you!
 * Peashooter: *sighs* Fine...but don't you two lose, ok?
 * Cactus:Like we would. *Sunflower and Cactus start shooting down and defeating zombies*
 * Peashooter: *sighs and sits down on the sand* I guess I'll have to watch.
 * Sunflower: *looks at Peashooter* ...I know he's trying to make that Dandelion Weed not go crazy over him, but seriously? Is this what he wants, really?
 * All-Star: *looking around to see most of his army defeated* DRAT! Roadie! What should we do? ...Roadie? *notices Roadie Z is grooving out on his own* ROADIE! ...I hate to do this...but...*grabs Roadie Z's headphones and throws them into a river*
 * Roadie Z:GAH! MY HEADPHONES!!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!
 * All-Star:I'll buy you a new pair once you beat those plants.
 * Roadie Z:Ok then...FINE! *rushes off with his weapon, and throws his Sonic Grenade at Cactus and Sunflower, stunning them and kicking both of them into the ground* THERE! NOW GIVE ME THE HEADPHONES!
 * Peashooter:GAH! SUNFLOWER! *runs over to Sunflower* ARE YOU OK?
 * Sunflower:I'm...fine...I can just heal myself...soon...
 * Peashooter: *stares and growls at Roadie Z* ...oh forget this...*takes off his Cactus disguise and rushes off against Roadie Z and All-Star* HERE I COME! *fires some peas and a Chili Bean Bomb at Roadie Z and All-Star, blasting them off*
 * All-Star:Darn it! So close! But so far! Well...*looks at Roadie Z* You did good out there, I'll give you those headphones.
 * Roadie Z:YEAH! Wait...we lost?
 * All-Star:...*sighs* yeah... *both suddenly get teleported away*
 * *Scene cuts back to Peashooter and Sunflower*
 * Sunflower:Wow, that was pretty impressive Peashooter.
 * Peashooter:I uh...thanks. I was worried for you.
 * Sunflower:You were? *blushes and giggles a bit* I haven't been told that at all.
 * *Both laugh a bit until Dandelion Weed gets in the middle of them*
 * Peashooter:YEEP! What the heck was that?
 * Dandelion Weed:Sorry, BUT THAT FIGHT YOU DID WAS AWESOME! TOTALLY WORTH IT!
 * Cactus:Oh yeah, when we are teleported back, you're in deep trouble.
 * Dandelion Weed:Wait...what?
 * *All 4 of them are teleported back, with two Law Peas waiting with Rose*
 * Law Pea #1: *ahem* You snuck in here, right mister Dandelion?
 * Dandelion Weed: *eyes widen in shock* I...I DID IT FOR GOOD REASON, I SWEAR!
 * Law Pea #2:No excuses, you're coming with us for a bit. *both of them grab on Dandelion Weed's arms and start pulling him off*
 * Peashooter: *puts his arms up* WAIT! *both Law Peas look at him* I ask that you give him one more chance...ok?
 * Law Pea #1:Are you serious?
 * Peashooter:...yes. I request it, I might regret it, but it's my request.
 * Law Pea #2:...ok then, fine. *Both of them drop Dandelion Weed and leave*
 * Dandelion Weed:I...thank you!
 * Peashooter:No problem, just...don't do this again, ok? I'll not save you again.
 * Dandelion Weed:Right, I'll try not to be as much as a stalker sir.
 * Cactus: *rolls eyes* Can you just go?
 * Dandelion Weed:Oh! Uh...ok! *runs off*
 * Rose:...good job you guys. Sandy Sands is still the way it's supposed to be and you guys seem to have learnt a bit more about friendship. Well...*glares at Cactus* at least two of you.
 * Cactus:...what?
 * *Peashooter, Sunflower and Rose giggle*
 * Cactus:Seriously, what?
 * *end of episode*

Trivia

 * The name is a pun of stalk and stalker.
 * The episode is both (somewhat) based off Sandy Sands and the Dandelion Weed "quest" in the backyard battleground.
 * This is the first episode that "reveals" Peashooter's crush on Sunflower.