User blog:Lily8763cp/Christmas Special - 'Tis the Season for Regifting

It's less than 10 days before Christmas, so here's a Christmas special! Sorry everyone who doesn't celebrate Christmas, but I hope you enjoy it anyways.

The Story/Episode

 * *Snow Pea is placing snow by a tree, which also has some gifts by it*
 * Snow Pea:Do you like that?
 * Old Stump:Eh, I guess so.
 * Snow Pea:Good to hear! I mean, I'm kind of forced to do this.
 * Old Stump:Yeah yeah, just go.
 * Snow Pea:* sigh* Fine. *mumbles* Rude...*hears a camera click* Huh? What was that? *looks at a Snow Pea with an all blue stem* FROSTY!
 * Frosty: *looks at Snow Pea* What? ...and that isn't even my name!
 * Snow Pea:Would you rather be called Snow Pea #2?
 * Frosty:...*deep sigh* you only became the main Snow Pea because you're loyalty or whatever...
 * Snow Pea:Well, anyways, did you hear that camera?
 * Frosty:Yeah. Wonder who'd try to take a picture of you.
 * Snow Pea:Let's see...*rushes towards a bush* AHA! *notices nothing* Oh...weird. They must've already left.
 * Frosty:Well, anyways, aren't we going to place these gifts under the piano?
 * Snow Pea:Yeah. I was just placing them by Old Stump while I was placing snow around here.
 * Old Stump:Who do you think you are, Elsa?
 * Snow Pea:Uh...no...
 * Frosty:See you later Grumpy Stumpy. *turns to the plant base with Snow Pea and start walking over*
 * Old Stump: *yelling* WRONG STUMP!
 * *Later, near the Zombie Base, a Paparazzi Zombie is holding a camera and knocking on a gate*
 * Paparazzi Zombie:Sir! I got the photos you wanted!
 * *Scientist is standing up, talking to a zombie holding an energy drink and a zombie with a cyborg eye*
 * Scientist:Oh! *turns to Paparazzi Zombie* Good. What's going on there?
 * Paparazzi Zombie:It seems they're putting snow all over the place and putting boxes by stumps.
 * Scientist:Christmas. They're celebrating Christmas.
 * Paparazzi Zombie:Christmas?
 * Scientist:Pretty much, they're going to give each other gifts and lower their guard...I GOT IT! *runs past the two other zombies*
 * Paparazzi Zombie:Uh...what was that? *looks at the other two zombies* And who are you two?
 * Gargologist:Gargologist. Gargantuar researcher.
 * ???:I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LOVE MY ENERGY DRINKS!!!!
 * Gargologist:I'm going to call you either "Addicted" or "Energy Drink Zombie".
 * Energy Drink Zombie:Oh! Oh! The second one! I like that one!
 * Paparazzi Zombie:Of course you do... *gets grabbed by Scientist* Huh?
 * Scientist:I need to borrow your camera.
 * Paparazzi Zombie:Why?
 * Scientist:To know what the gifts look like.
 * Paparazzi Zombie: *reluctantly gives the camera to Scientist* Ok...?
 * Scientist:Trust me. You'll be famous for helping me take down the plants!
 * Paparazzi Zombie:O...ok...? *Scientist leaves, but he decides to follow him*
 * Energy Drink Zombie:Man. It's a shame when somebody gets addicted to something, that they can't bear being without it.
 * Gargologist: *glaring at Energy Drink Zombie* ...
 * Energy Drink Zombie:What?
 * *Scene "cuts" to Exploding Imp dropping bombs into boxes*
 * Exploding Imp:Really? I get to do this?
 * Scientist:Yep!
 * Exploding Imp:YAHOO! *keeps throwing bombs in boxes, which close as soon as the bomb hits the box*
 * Scientist:Heh. *looks behind him to see Paparazzi Zombie* What are you doing?
 * Paparazzi Zombie:Er uh...can I have my camera back?
 * Scientist:...get out of here.
 * Paparazzi Zombie:But sir!
 * Scientist: *SIGH* I'll give it back soon. But if you see somebody dressed as an elf, tell them that we have most of the gifts ready.
 * Paparazzi Zombie:Why isn't he here?
 * Scientist:He wanted to give some gifts.
 * Paparazzi Zombie:Oh...*starts to walk to the door, just to get trampled by said zombie*
 * ???:HELLO! Hey Scientist! Are the gifts ready?
 * Scientist:That's correct Regifting Zombie.
 * Regifting Zombie:Great! *grabs the gifts and shoved them in their sack* It's nice to see you being so kind to the plants! They deserve gifts too.
 * Scientist:Yeah...
 * Regifting Zombie:Well....*does a salute* I'll be delivering these gifts SIR!
 * Scientist:And don't forget, steal the gifts that are there.
 * Regifting Zombie:Yeah yeah, ok. *leaves the room*
 * Paparazzi Zombie: *on the ground* Ugh...
 * *Scene once again "cuts" to Regifting Zombie outside the plant base with a flashlight*
 * Regifting Zombie:This is where the plants are. *looks around* Huh. Looks like the guards are sleeping. *looks at his sack* All these gifts look promising. But I wonder why they said they're from plants. These are from Scientist! ...well, I'll have to fix them when I get inside. *jumps past the gate and enters the plant base*
 * Wood Shield Weed #1: *wakes up* Huh? Who's there? *looks around* ...weird. I swear I saw something.
 * Wood Shield Weed #2:Me too man.
 * Wood Shield Weed #1:I must be seeing things. *gets a gift thrown at him* Huh? *looks down* Huh. *opens the box, and it's an ornament* Aw...that's cute.
 * Wood Shield Weed #2: *has a gift as well* Why is mine beeping?
 * Wood Shield Weed #1:Huh? *the gift explodes, knocking both of them out*
 * Regifting Zombie: *inside the plant base* Wait, what was that? ...well, *takes out the gifts* Time to put these under the tree. AND *grabs a nearby pen* fix Scientist's little mistake. *pokes his chin with the pen* I swear he told me to do something else...what was it again? Oh yeah! *grabs paper* Write a note! *starts writing a note* "Dear Plants, We wanted to give you some gifts for a Merry Christmas! Have a great holiday, the Zombies" *licks the note* There. Now put it in...*shoves it into a bag* this, and place it under the...*sees all the other gifts under a piano* piano? *shrugs* Eh. *puts the sack under the piano* Well, time to go! *leaves the base*
 * *That morning*
 * Sap-fling: *running towards the piano* Oh my gosh! I'm so excited! *sees all the gifts* And there seems to be even more than before!
 * Missile Toe: *wiping her eyes and yawning* There's more of us, of course there's more gifts.
 * Sap-fling:Hey Missile Toe! You're early! I mean, it's 3:00 in the morning!
 * Missile Toe:Well, I heard you shout, so I decided to wake up.
 * Sap-fling:Oh, sorry.
 * Missile Toe:Heh. It's fine. *grabs one of the gifts* These don't sound right.
 * Sap-fling:Sound right?
 * Missile Toe:Look. *points at some of the gifts and grabs one* It says the zombies gave them.
 * Sap-fling:They did? How nice!
 * Missile Toe:Well...*opens one quickly and throws it out a nearby window, and it blows up* ...see?
 * Sap-fling:YEEP! What the? *quickly opens a bag, which has the note* But...it looks like they had good intentions.
 * Missile Toe:Do they really?
 * Sap-fling:...good point.
 * Jolly Holly: *spinning down the stairs and lands on the piano* Ha ha! That was fun!
 * Missile Toe:Oh...hey Jolly Holly.
 * Jolly Holly:Hey there Missile Toe! What are we doing today? Opening gifts? That sounds fun! *Missile Toe places two of them are two of her leaves* What are you doing?
 * Missile Toe:Freeze them.
 * Jolly Holly:Ok? *freezes the gifts*
 * Missile Toe:Thanks. *opens the gifts and the bombs don't explode* They're frozen, so they can't explode.
 * Sap-fling:How does that work? ...how did you KNOW that'd work?
 * Missile Toe:I've frozen some Super-Fan Imps and they didn't explode when I touched them.
 * Sap-fling: *squinting* Oh...I see...
 * Missile Toe:You seem like you don't believe me.
 * Sap-fling:Because that IS hard to believe.
 * Jolly Holly: *looking at the note* Oh! Oh!
 * Sap-fling:What?
 * Jolly Holly:I recognize the handwriting! It's from this guy called Regifter! He did some carols with me!
 * Missile Toe:Why would HE do that?
 * Jolly Holly: *smiling* NO IDEA!
 * Sap-fling and Missile Toe:...
 * Jolly Holly:I think I know where he is though.
 * Sap-fling:Well, let's go! *all three of them run out of the plant base*
 * Cactus: *holding a coffee cup and yawns* Ugh...what now? *grabs a gift* Well, *looks both ways* There's no shame in opening one of my own gifts now...*the gift blows up in her* ...OK. WHICH ONE OF YOU JOKERS DID THAT?!?!?
 * *Scene changes to Sap-fling, Missile Toe and Jolly Holly looking in a room in the zombie base by a window*
 * Sap-fling:What is going on in there? *notices Regifting Zombie* Who's that?
 * Jolly Holly:Regifter!
 * Missile Toe:No...that's Regifting Zombie.
 * Jolly Holly:No! It's Regifter!
 * Missile Toe:Notice his skin. It's green!
 * Jolly Holly:...huh. I thought he was a zombie. I mean, he didn't say zombie in his name.
 * Sap-fling: *grumbles* And you wonder why you're corrected often.
 * Jolly Holly:Wait! I see someone else!
 * Sap-fling:Huh? *notices Scientist*
 * Missile Toe:Quiet!
 * *Scientist stomps towards Regifting Zombie and starts strangling him*
 * Scientist:YOU IDIOT! WHY IS THE SACK EMPTY?
 * Regifitng Zombie:I did what you said! Gave them the gifts! I even gave them a little note and fixed the mistake you made.
 * Scientist:M...MISTAKE!?!?!? WE WERE GOING TO TRICK THEM INTO OPENING THE GIFTS AND THEY'D ALL EXPLODE!
 * Regifting Zombie:That's pointless to begin with. The badges?
 * Scientist: *holding onto his head* SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!
 * Regifting Zombie:So...am I in trouble?
 * Scientist:Oh no no no...OF COURSE YOU ARE!
 * Regifitng Zombie: *gulp* Uh...*quickly takes a chocolate bar out of his pocket* will some chocolate change your mind? *Scientist slaps the chocolate out of his hand* Guess not...
 * Scientist:You ruined everything! *puts a collar on him* So now I have the right to shock you.
 * Regifting Zombie:Er...what? *gets shocked* OW!
 * Scientist: *walks away* Merry Christmas. You...*closes the door before anyone can hear what he says*
 * Sap-fling:...
 * Missile Toe:Wow. What a jerk!
 * Jolly Holly:I want one of those collars!
 * Sap-fling:How about we take THAT one and give it to YOU!
 * Jolly Holly:Really? YAY! *bursts throw the window*
 * Regifting zombie:What the? What are you doing here?
 * Sap-fling:We're here to stop Scientist! ...and uh...this might be bad, but can you help us?
 * Regifting Zombie:Can't. Have my whole career on the line. And a shock collar. *gets it untangled from his neck* Wait, what?
 * Missile Toe:Somebody else wanted this. *throws it at Jolly Holly* She's weird. But hey, how about this? *whispers to Regifting Zombie*
 * Regifting Zombie:Hmmm...let me tell you something. *whispers back to Missile Toe*
 * *Meanwhile, in Scientist's lab*
 * Scientist: *mumbling* This is officially the worst Christmas. *slumps* And no other zombies even celebrate it! Yep...I just tortured the only other person who does. Great...*works on a nearby robot* I mean, you know what I mean, right?
 * Robo-Zombie: *sarcastically* Yeah sure sir.
 * Scientist:Ugh...right, I made you sarcastic. Well...*hears the door knocking* huh? Who's that? *opens the door to see Sap-fling* PLANT! PLANT! *quickly runs over and grabs his blaster* Don't come closer or I'll shoot! *his blaster gets frozen by Missile Toe, as well as his feet* Huh? N...no! What do you want?
 * Missile Toe:Easy. *takes out a gift and gives it to Scientist* Here.
 * Scientist: *drops his blaster* H...huh? I...what are you doing?
 * Missile Toe:Giving you a gift. Merry Christmas.
 * Scientist:Hmmm...*suspiciously opens the box and takes out the toy airplane* Heh. That's cute. *quickly blinks and looks angrily at Missile Toe There's a catch, isn't there?
 * Missile Toe:Nope.
 * Scientist:...you're just doing this, OUT OF PURE KINDNESS?
 * Sap-fling:Yep.
 * Scientist:...
 * Missile Toe:And we told the other zombies about your little tradition. They're getting gifts right now!
 * Scientist:R...really?
 * Sap-fling:Yep! We helped them get stuff!
 * Scientist: *the ice around his feet melt* I need to see this! *runs out of the lab*
 * *Outside the lab, all the zombies are holding boxes with Jolly Holly and Regifting Zombie*
 * Scientist: *gasps* I...how...
 * Regifting Zombie:Easy, we used that cloning device you made! Everyone has a gift!
 * *Zombies keep giving each other boxes, and they keep opening them, all of them are brains*
 * Zombie #1:Brains!
 * Zombie #2:Brains!
 * Zombie #3:Brains!
 * Zombie #4:A teddy bear! ...aw man...
 * Jolly Holly:Everyone looks so happy!
 * Scientist:...
 * Regifting Zombie:Except you, of course.
 * Scientist:I still find it hard to believe. How did you convince all of them to do that?
 * Regifting Zombie:I bribed Dr. Zomboss er...the magic of Christmas spirit!
 * Scientist:Well, that doesn't matter. Now I don't have to worry about being weird!
 * Missile Toe: *whispering to Sap-fling* This is so cliched...
 * Sap-fling: *whispers back to Missile Toe* Don't ruin it.
 * Scientist: *Looks at Sap-fling and Missile Toe* Leave before I change my mind about letting you go.
 * Missile Toe:Ok. Thank you Scientist.
 * Jolly Holly:Aw...we have to go? *Sap-fling drags her out* NO! I WANT TO TALK TO THEM MORE!!!
 * Sap-fling:Bye.
 * *The plants head back to their base*
 * Scientist:...Regifting Zombie? We need to talk. Privately.
 * Regifitng Zombie:Yeah? *both of them walk back into the lab* Are you mad?
 * Scientist:No. I'm happy actually. I want to talk to you about something important.
 * Regifting Zombie:Yes?
 * Scientist:I'm planning to make a group soon. I don't know who else will be in it, but I want you to be in it. I already have a skeleton cosplayer and a Turkey rider in it, I think you'd fit great.
 * Regifting Zombie:Really? What's it called?
 * Scientist:Event. Aka Experienced, Victorious, Excellent, Nimble, Team. Not the best acronym, but it sounds innocent, doesn't it?
 * Regifting Zombie:Wait, so you're offering me to join this special team?
 * Scientist:Yep.
 * Regifitng Zombie: *shakes Scientist's hand* I accept! Thank you sir!
 * Scientist: *smiles* You're welcome.
 * *Meanwhile, at the pant base*
 * Cactus: *having drops placed on her from Aloe* I WILL find who did that! I WILL!
 * Aloe:Calm down. It seems all the others are safe.
 * Sap-fling: *enters the room* Hey. Don't worry, we solved the problem.
 * Cactus:Who was it?
 * Missile Toe:Just a plain old zombie, but we took care of them.
 * Jolly Holly:We did? Oh yeah! We did! It was fun!
 * Cactus:Well, thank goodness you did get rid of them.
 * Sap-fling:Yeah...we did. *Snow Pea walks over to him with a gift* For me?
 * Snow Pea:Yeah. It's yours.
 * Sap-fling:Thanks. *notices the tag* From "Old Stump"?
 * Snow Pea:He told me to give it to you.
 * Sap-fling:Oh! I see! *opens the gift to see a baseball glove in it* Sweet! I wanted this one! Tell him thanks for me!
 * Snow Pea:Ok! I will!
 * *The six of them laugh and open gifts by the piano as the rest of them enter the room*
 * *End of episode*

Trivia

 * While this episode is around Christmas, presumably, due to all the gifts mentioned being from plants (or zombies), this most likely happens a few days before or after the usual Christmas.
 * This episode features all three "characters" around Christmas (Missile Toe, Jolly Holly and Regifting Zombie)
 * This episode also mentions Energy Drink Zombie and Gargologist, who are zombies in Plants vs. Zombies Heroes that will be released soon.
 * Yes, the end is really cliched, but I really had no idea how to end it.
 * At least according to my (the creator)'s "fan fiction", the group "event" is a group of elite zombies, not as high ranked as the "GW eight" (the playable characters in Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2) and the "Heroes" (the heroes from Plants vs, Zombies Heroes), but higher ranked than most zombies.

Did you read this story? ('Tis the Season for Regifting) Yes, of course I did. The cat choice (:3)