User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 9: Menace at Molten Mountain

Won the Blog Voting. If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here.

Plot

 * Plant HQ, Suburbia*

Green Shadow: *Has a ton of bite marks along with Grass Knuckles*Aloe, you do know how to get rid of bat bites do you?

Aloe: *Reading a book that says "How to Get Rid of Bat Bites*Umm...yeah.

Grass Knuckles: You better. Healing is the only thing you girls are good at doing.

Aloe: Alright. *Heals both heroes removing the bite marks*Done.

Grass Knuckles: Thanks weakling. I wonder if that James Bond Wannabe and that flower girl managed to protect that other hero.


 * Rose and Solar Flare come in the HQ*

Green Shadow: Did you...

Rose: No, but enough about that. We got to find the other hero.

Green Shadow: You know where the hero is?

Rose: Possibly. And we might've found his name. It is ...


 * Zombie HQ, Z-Tech*


 * All the zombie heroes are in seats with Dr. Zomboss with a stick that is pointing at a picture of a tree with blue flames*

Dr. Zomboss: ...CAPTAIN COMBUSTIBLE! You must defeat and capture this hero like the plants have done with one of us. Anyone up for this?

Neptuna: *Reading a treasure map*Sure.

Professor Brainstorm: *Reading a newspaper upside down*Not me.

Z-Mech: *Sleeping*Zzzzz...No....zzzzzz.....

Immorticia: Well, I have nothing to do so why not?

Electric Boogaloo: Well...umm...I...

Super Brainz: ME AND IMPFINITY!

Impfinity: Yeah!

Electric Boogaloo: But they got the most missions. I didn't get any...

Dr. Zomboss: ALL OTHER ZOMBIES DISMISSED!*All but Neptuna, Immortica, Super Brainz, and Impfinity drop into a hole*

Super Brainz: Let's go comrades!*Flies out the window*

Dr. Zomboss: *Slaps his head*God dang it. That's the 3rd time he's done that.


 * Molten Mountain*

Peashooter: *Peeking behind a rock*That's him alright.*Brings up a walkie talkie*He's here.

Grass Knuckles: *From the walkie talkie*OK, we're coming.

Peashooter: Good. *Puts away the walkie talkie*Now I just got to sneak back ou...*A shadow overlaps him as he turns around*

???: What are you doing here?

Peashooter: Don't tell me what to do Captain Combustible. I'm the commander of the Peashooters. You can't boss me.

Captain Combustible: You are still a Peashooter. You still must go into my trial. All Peashooters must do that.

Peashooter: What is that? *A Peashooter jumps into the flames of Captain Combustible and comes out in flames*No.

Captain Combustible: Yes.

Peashooter: NO!


 * Exactly 43 seconds later*

Peashooter: *In flames and in a crowd of other flaming Peashooters*This can't get any worse.

Peashooter #739793: Is that the commander Peashooter?!!? Can I have your autograph?

Peashooter #8329578: Sign me too!

Peashooter #7283956: ME TOO!

Peashooter: *Twitching his eye*

To be continued...