User blog:TSRITW/All-Star (PvZ-ified)

All-Star: PvZ-ified

Lyrics by me

Original by Smash Mouth

Sung by Rustbutt

Somebody once told me

This stone is gonna roll me

I don't have the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin' kinda dumb

With her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an L on her forehead

Well, the players start comin' and they don't stop comin'

Fed to the rules I hit the ground runnin'

Didn't make sense not to install for fun

Your brain goes smart but your head goes numb

So much to do, so much to see

So what's wrong with slappin' a few seeds?

Grass flowers, don't you know?

The weeds will be still there if you don't mow

Hey now, I'm an all-star

And I'm gonna win this game

Hey now, I'm an all-star

You're a lame plant, so lame!

'Coz all that glitters is gold

Only Shooting Starfruits break the mold