Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151221073000/@comment-26826553-20151224072933

Terminator: Well, great...Now, how the f*** do we get a stage that's safe for everyone?

(meanwhile)

Sap-fling: (to the inanimate pine cone next to him) So yeah, *sniff* every year I have to be the Christmas *sniff* tree here HAXXX!!! *sniff* Doesn't help *sniff* when HACHA!!! *sniff* children get through your hair...HACHOOO!!! I'm very much con - *sniff* concerned for their HACH!! safety, especially since they could HAXXX!!! fall from me, *sniff* sneeze or no sneeze...*sniff* sorry, this sneeze of mine HACHA!!! *sniff* makes it hard for me to HACHE!!! talk properly. *sniff* Makes me sound like I'm crying HATSING!

Cabbage-pult: Sappy, she's inanimate, she would never talk to - ahh, forget it...