Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-25571438-20150511125750/@comment-25825221-20150702012805

Thecoollittlepeashooter wrote: Mathdude314 wrote:  I rig the lottery so I win $10,000,000 (don't ask how), then I buy the cereal from the homeowner. I create a quantum computer that can predict the future 100% accurately and ask if the cereal will get stolen by someone, and if so, who it was and how they did it. I use and then use  on, thus disabling his defenses. I run in, grab the cereal, and leave in less than 10 seconds. I create a device that clones an object down to every last proton, neutron, and electron. I use it to clone the cereal and then I destroy the homeowner's house. I spawn a to turn the homeowner into a sheep. Then the wizard turns all the defenses into sheep, one by one. Then, I use to stun the wizard so I can get the cereal. Once I'm out, I kill the wizard. If this doesn't solve it, I don't know what will. 1. Homeowner says no

2. The homeowner created a malicious virus that went into your computer and destroyed it.

3. The iceberg lettuce froze you

4. But you need to have the cereal itself for it to happen

5. Homeowner has octos
 * OK
 * 1) But it's a quantum computer.
 * Ok, this time I plant a next to me to thaw me when I get frozen. Then I kill it so it doesn't cause mischief.
 * No, because my machine can read protons, neutrons, and electrons from a distance.