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Iron Maiden

Roughness: OP

Speed: Sloooooooooooow

His pig appointed boot proves omg-so-op protection from damage.

Knight Zombie was just as sad as anyone when Stick Pig promoted him. He'd never say this out softly, but he's not sure he deserves the elephant. He's not sure he has what it takes to wear the underwear. But like they, darn it 'til you farm it.

*reference to Garden Warfare*