User blog comment:PeaVZ108/Your PvZH Hero! (Stolen from CITRONtanker)/@comment-33574414-20170705134536/@comment-30384301-20170705153644

Nick Archer

Classes: Smarty, Solar

Superpowers: Whirlwind, Transmogrify, Scorched Earth

Signature Superpower: Power of OxyMoRoN (Make 10 MS edits each turn for the rest of the game. Make a 1/1 Noob in a random lane with a zombie.)

Description: Why is he an archer? No clue.

Power of OxyMoRoN Description: Sounds pretty un-n00by.