Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-29123155-20190608022255/@comment-34954846-20190613140353

The other storks at Storkliament agree to launch an all-out attack in your puny fork republic. The fox army also agrees to this, and as a combined force, they ambush the city, overthrow it, capture it, then attack the jail. Since your security is full of forks, the stork wizard transform your population back into lifeless utensils that are inanimate. The storks retrieve my weapons. Your ruler is also transformed back into a lifeless fork, and then is put into a baby’s mouth. Oh yeah and we take the hill back.

My hill.