User:IMCR8Z/IMCR8Z's Top 10 Games of All Time

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Number 10: Spy vs. Spy
In this reboot of the video game series based on the MAD Magazine comic strip, your goal is to outwit, outrun, and outright kill the enemy spies in a wide vareity of modes across 8 maps. If that sounds like fun, it is. If you have an original Xbox and a couple of controllers, go get it. Seriously, it's awesome once you can get over it's glaring flaws.
 * Release Year: 2005
 * System: Original Xbox (NOT playable on 360)
 * Genre: Spy Simulator
 * Players: 1-4

Number 9: Star Wars Battlefront II
What has been said about Star Wars Battlefront II that hasn't already been said? NOTHING, that's what! If you haven't played it yet, what the #$%@ are you doing with your life?
 * Release Year: 2005
 * Systems: Original Xbox (playable on 360), PS2, and PC
 * Genre: Star Wars Battle Scene Simulator
 * Players: 1-4 offline, 2-32 online (don't bother with online, though, as it doesn't exist anymore)

Number 8: LEGO Star Wars: The Video Game
The new LEGO games are good and all, but nothing beats the classics! Introducing all sorts of new mechanics that later games took for granted (Free Play Mode, Minikits, the list goes on!), LEGO Star Wars is just as fun as it was 10 years ago. If you didn't play this game as a kid, go find a copy dirt cheap and play it yourself. It's not particulary long, but it's fun while it lasts. But, seriously, #$#% Gunship Cavalry!
 * Release Year: 2005
 * Systems: Original Xbox (playable on 360), PS2, GameCube, PC, and a completely different version for the GameBoy Advance
 * Genre: Playing With LEGO Bricks Simulator
 * Players: 1 or 2 offline

Number 7: Postal 2
Perhaps the most controversial game ever made, Postal 2 has you take control of a man known only as the "Postal Dude" (yes, that's indeed his name), who has to complete an entire week of errands for his nagging, unseen wife in the fictional town of Paradise, Arizona. Sounds simple, right? NOPE! When the Postal Dude checks off one of his errands, something usually shows up to ruin his day, from angry protest groups to killer junkyard dogs.
 * Release Year: 2003
 * System: PC
 * Genre: Peeing on Corpses Simulator
 * Players: 1

The beauty of the game is that you can complete the errands as peacefully as you want, even beating the game without killing anyone. If that doesn't work you can always shove a shotgun up a cat's butt to use it as a silencer to make everyone who crosses your path fall down in their own blood before you p#%$ on their graves. It's gory, immature, and ridiculously offensive, but it's so darn fun. If you can handle it, go get it on Steam for only 10 dollars. And remember: "It's only as violent as you are."

NOTE: Steer clear of Postal III. Not worth it, trust me.

Number 6: Cel Damage
One of the first games to use cel-shaded graphics, Cel Damage is a CRAZY party game that's basically Super Smash Bros. meets Mario Kart. The "story" is that you are a contestant in a fictional TV show where you use one of 36 weapons, ranging from axes and harpoon launchers to the mighty Gunship, which turns your car into a helicopter with 2 infinite ammo gatling guns attached to it for a short time.
 * Release Year: 2002
 * Systems: Original Xbox (NOT playable on 360) and GameCube, with a slightly different version released in some countries for the PS2 as Cel Damage: Overdrive
 * Genre: Cartoonish Demolition Derby Simulator
 * Players: 1-4 offline

Cel Damage's biggest strentgh is its personality. Each of the game's 10 characters (4 of which you have to unlock) spout corny one-liners ("Nice faceplant!") and are general nutjobs. The game's 12 arenas, organized into 4 themes (Desert, Jungle, Horror, and Space) are very unique and have plenty of hazards to keep you on your toes (or should I say wheels?). If you want an awesome local multiplayer experience, pick this one up.

Number 5: Evil Genius
Tired of always being the good guy saving the princess in video games? If so, Evil Genius is just what the doctor ordered! Reminiscent of Dungeon Keeper, Evil Genius has you step into the shoes of one of 3 evil-doers and comand an assortment of minons and henchmen to commit Acts of Infamy in a 1960s James Bond-style setting, keeping pesky agents and tourists off your island base with lots of hilarious traps. If you want to be a bad guy for a change, go get this gem on Good Old Games.com.
 * Release Year: 2004
 * System: PC
 * Genre: World Domination Simulator
 * Players: 1

Number 4: Creatures 3
In Creatures 3, your task is to care for and raise a vareity of aliens aboard a ship known as the Ark (not the Bible kind!) and make sure they don't kill each other. Once you can get a couple of Norns going, teach them English, and collect some of the upgrade tokes (easier said than done!) the game can be a quite enjoyable Artificial Life simulation. Get it at Good Old Games and make sure you run it in compatibility mode if you're using anything other than Windows XP.
 * Release Year: 1999
 * System: PC
 * Genre: Spaceship With Lots of Different Critters and Gadgets Inside it Simulator
 * Players: 1