User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 5: IMPossible Mission

If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here. Shameless copy and paste.

Plot

 * Z-Tech Factory, Zombie HQ*

Dr. Zomboss: *Holding a wrench and analyzing a blue print with an Imp*Are you sure this is right?

Imp: Yes I am sure. It has all the instructions you need to make the army.

Dr. Zomboss: Good. *Grabs a mega phone*OK ENGINEERS, START BUILDING!

Engineer: Right away sir!*Starts to work on a some metal*

Dr. Zomboss: You better tell the truth Imp. After seeing you kick some butt with that mech, I need tons of those to destroy Suburbia.

Imp: Alright. As soon as I get some breaks, I'll help you out more.

Dr. Zomboss: Go.*The Imp leaves* Now time to build these gratious machines.*Sees an Engineer with a wrench in is butt crack*WHY ARE YOU SLACKING OFF?!!? GET BACK TO WORK!!!


 * Plant HQ. Surburbia*

Green Shadow: We got some news Rose.

Rose: *Looks at a giant screen Green Shadow is controlling*What is it?

Green Shadow: I found a suspicious Imp near the Zombie HQ. Is it a hero?

Solar Flare: If it was, shouldn't it be marked with the Hero-Tron radiation?

Green Shadow: This may not be the case. Rose was accepted as a hero a while ago and she wasn't hit by the hero ray. Same with that orange guy. He's being questioned by Citron, Wall-Knight, and Grass Knuckles right now.

Rose: Wonder who that guy is. Well, you guys should check on this strange Imp and capture him for questioning.

Solar Flare: Will you be going?

Rose: *Shakes her head*I will be busy talking to Sunflower. I need to know more about this wand and what she did with it.

Green Shadow: Alright. I'll bring Solar Flare, Chompzilla, Puff-Shroom, Cactus, Spudow, and Repeater with me. You never know what can happen.

Solar Flare: Sounds good. Let's rock to the HQ in 30 minutes.


 * 29.5 minutes later at Z-Tech Factory*

Puff-Shroom: You lied to me Solar Flare.

Solar Flare: I was just saying.

Chompzilla: He just saying with technical terms you know.

Spudow: The dude's right.*Gets glared at*Err, I mean gal's. Anyway, does anyone have deodarant? My armpits smell strangely startchy.

Green Shadow: *Slaps her face*We don't even use that human tool. We don't even use much at all.

Repeater: Guys, is that the suspicious Imp?*Points at an orange Imp with futuristic tech*

Imp: *Walking peacefully not noticing the plants*Break is amazing. I wish I could bring my toy here. That would make me go whee!*Gets hit by a pea*What the...*Looks around to see Repeater with his pea cannon at him*Oh poop.*Runs away*

Cactus: Get him!*All the plants begin to attack the Imp, but keep getting outpaced.*

Spudow: *Throwing bombs at the Imp*How is this speed possible?

Green Shadow: *Telepathically trying to hit the Imp with a tornando but it doesn't keep up*I don't know. All I know is that it's more annoying than that Impfinity.

Solar Flare: *Flying in the air shooting fireballs that miss*Agreed!

Puff-Shroom: Ugh.*Teleports to the Imp and hits him*Got him!

Imp: Ouchie!*Get's thrown into a room that closes*Ohh...*Realizes where he is in*Oh this is going to be fun!*


 * Outside*

Chompzilla: *Has her vines in a waitng position*How long till this Imp hides here?

Cactus: Why are you not knocking this metal door down?

Chompzilla: Blame the fat potato.

Spudow: I'm not fat! Right Green Shadow?

Green Shadow: *Thinking*Something is not right...*The door opens*This does not look so good.

Repeater: An Imp shouldn't be so bad Green Shadow. CHARGE!*Him and Puff-Shroom charge in only to be blown up by a giant mech*

Solar Flare: WHAT IS THAT?!!?

Cactus: Wait, isn't this the same Imp from last tim...*Get's crushed*

Chompzilla: THIS IS NONESENSE!*Grabs the mech*You are going down!

Imp: He he he!*Fires a missle which obliterates Chompzilla*

Green Shadow: NO!*Fires peas at the mech which do nothing.*What the?

Solar Flare: Welp, see ya!*Turns into fire form and flies away*

Green Shadow: SOLAR FLARE YOU D...*Gets grabbed by the mech and blown apart by missles*


 * Respawn Pit, Plant HQ*

Intensive Carrot: *Drills into the ground and finds Green Shadow*Wow, that Imp must've been powerful eh?

Green Shadow: How do you know?

Intensive Carrot: Your teamates told me. Heavanly Peach is taking care of them. Except Cactus. She meeting with leaders.

Green Shadow: Is it something she saw about the mech.

Chompzilla: *Moaning from a distance*Yes.


 * Some Meeting Room, Plant HQ*

Cactus: *Has a black eye*This Imp is no ordianary Imp. Remember that Mech from Jurassic Marsh? It's the same one.

Sunflower: *Doubtfully*Are you sure this is the same mech that got the La Brainsa Tarpits?

Cactus: I am undoubtfully sure.

Peashooter: I have a theory though. You know how Rose said that the world would be taken over by an orange mech?

Chomper: *Eating the table*Yeah, I think so. Why?

Peashooter: That mech must be the same mech that'll destroy Surburbia. Laser Bean mentioned that once. Remember?

Wall-Nut: Not really.

Potato Mine: That was forgetful.

Peashooter: *Slaps himself*Whethever this is, we need help from the future.

???: I think you have the right plant to call.


 * All the plants turn to see the orange plant on top of their table*

???: Citron in your service, sort of brother of Citron, ready to kick some Z-Mech butt, and always wearing sunglasses.

Citron: I hate my life.


 * To be continiued...*