Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151201112628/@comment-26826553-20151202141039

Nazis: SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL ZE FUEHRER!

Terminator: Well, f*** this s***...I need a vacation...a PROPER one...HEY NAZIS! HERE’S A CHRISTMAS PRESENT! (puts bazooka hand in the face of a Nazi) TERMINATION!!! (BOOM!) You did Nazi that comin’, did you?

Dynamo Jack: Time 2 kill...YAAAH!!! (jumps & crushes several zombies before releasing many radioactive homing thorns)

Random Nazi: (towers over a random Sunflower kid) Only ze master race can live...All non-Aryan brains are ours!

Sunflower kid:  AHH!! NO!!

Superbean: (gets behind the Nazi & rips him vertically in half) Run kid. Be safe! (blasts down several more Foot Soldiers)

(A bunch of Nazis fire a rather bored-looking Agent K, who is encased in metal)

Agent K: You guys done? Is it over? Ping pong goes the bullets...(the Z-1s lose all their bullets)...Hmmm, not a dent on my armor...MY TURN! (bowls down many of them) STRIKE!

Another random Nazi:  (abducts Violet, holding her in one hand, the other hand with a pistol aimed at her temple) HANDS UP, ALL OF YOU, OR I’LL SHOOT ZIS UNCLEAN JEW!

Terminator: You racist Axis b***h!!! I’ll gladly rip your guts & head open to show you that we are all the same (sort of) on the inside!

Violet: D-daddy...I-I’m scared!

The random nazi: Of course you are, you schweinh**d! (b***h)

Terminator: I’m giving you three seconds to let her go...1 (pushes pistol even closer to the kid’s temple), 2 (& closer), 3 (& CLOSER)...I see. A normal parent would surrender or plead like f*** or tell their child to run...But then again, we’re not an ordinary family...CRY KID, CRY!

Violet: *sniff**sniff* WAAAH!!! HUHUHU!!! (sobs loudly)

(The pistol was drenched with tears, so it shrunk first. Then followed the Nazi’s hands, then his whole self...)

Nazi: What sorcery is this?! Damn you, eis** (a**)

<p class="MsoNormal">Terminator: You’re terminated, motherf***er!

<p class="MsoNormal">Dynamo Jack: GO HOME TO HELL!!! (squashes the Nazi)

<span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-size:11.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin;mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-bidi-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;mso-ansi-language:FIL-PH;mso-fareast-language: EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">Terminator: We just can’t get a moment of peace, can we? (phone rings)