Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-11660317-20160701081119/@comment-33574414-20160704111755

Yappat wrote:

I quickly immobolize Nick by freezing his legs.

I quickly run back 10 000 km within a second and I run at Nick and throw an even harder punch, due to my insane speed.

I then kick him three times, sending Nick into a wall and do this:

I immediately grab a Katana and slash him over 100 times within a split second and I use a Dragon Shout to do a ton of damage to Nick and knock him back into another wall.

I then grab ten Bolas and toss it at Nick, trapping him and making him unable to move until he somehow frees himself. I quickly grab a lot of missile launchers, which I command them to fire an atomic bomb at Nick.

I now pick up a massive railgun and fly into space. I charge it up and obliterate Nick by firing it at him.

I light myself on fire and drop myself onto Nick at an insane speed, causing Nick to get hit by my impact before he can react.

I then quickly slice Nick's limbs off using a Katana and immediately knock him into the air and slice him 1000 times in quick succession before I slam him down into the ground.

I grab a C4 and tape it to Nick's mouth. I then create a massive rocket that also serves as a nuke. I then attach Nick to the rocket and drench him with Gasoline and Gunpowder. I launch the rocket and I watch Nick die in the most painful way.

I also quickly cast Black Death, preventing Nick and his team from healing or going invincible for 10 turns.

Sayonara, Nick Archer.

You're actually allowed to do that many moves within a turn. Forgot to notice this...

Oh boy, your long essay does make me laugh especially the ATATATATATATA youtube and the word "Sayonara, Nick Archer."