User blog:Zambiealex/How to make EA

This is a joke blog.

Hey Kid! Do you want to learn how to make EA, the most corrupt company that fired George Fan? Well listen closely because this interesting.

Ingredients

 * Butter
 * A Corrupt CEO
 * 30000 Grams of Workers.
 * 400 Grams of Game Ripoffs.
 * Origin
 * Tonnes of Filthy Money.
 * Flour
 * Sugar

Method
Start by preheating your oven to 18000 Degrees Celcius, Get a massive Bowl that is approximately the size of a room and start putting the Corrupt CEO in it. Grab as much butter as you can and also put it in. Then get your 30000 tonnes of EA Workers in there and get mixing. '''WARNING: Get an Adult to help you. '''Next pour in a lot of flour and Origin in there. Remember the more eviler Origin is the better your EA cake will taste! Finally you put some sugar in.

Put the Gigantic Bowl into your Gigantic Oven and lets it cook for a day. Once it is done, sprinkle all of the cash and Game Ripoffs that EA Showers in every morning on to it.

There. That is how you make an EA Cake.

Now get a matchstick, light it and set it on fire and allow the Founder of EA to step on it and catch on fire.