Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-27166634-20160609021005/@comment-27166634-20160621220044

You try to saw Punk Zombie because you're a horrible person. He kicks you into an office. You hear this:

Football Zombie: Yes, I know Impsato is slacking but he's one of our best workers

Gargantuar: YOU BETTER PUT HIM IN SHAPE! OR ME SMASH!

Football Zombie: Alright boss, we need to talk about Impkata. He's a hard worker but likes to inturpt other's work. What do we do? Newspaper Zombie?

Newspaper Zombie: Yeah? Oh um... talk to him while I read.

Football Zombie: Ok. I'll give him the SF Talk.

You're getting a ten hour talk followed by getting fired. What now?

A: Cob Cannon Them!

B: Go in the vents.