Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-30553109-20180526160730/@comment-28629991-20180623142125

AnonymousPvZFan23 wrote: PixeLyokoigawa wrote:

AnonymousPvZFan23 wrote: Another joke card:

Big Bad Crap:

0 cost

Garbage Trick

All Classes (Can be used by either side, despite having a zombie tribe...)

Legendary

Effect: You hero takes a great big dump. It smells so bad that your opponent automatically concedes. You also get to see the respective hero's naked 'crack... So... what would happen if someone played that as Neptuna, Captain Combustible or Wall-Knight? I mean I guess Wall-Knight would show his CRACK but the other two...

I mean Nepnep has a fish tail and Captain Combusken is a Tree Trunk...

Actually, how would ANY Plant hero who doesn't walk on two malformed leafy legs or root legs even react to that card?

... Come to think of it... I don't want to know... Two words: it swells

Sorry, that was a bad explanation. Let’s take Green Shadow for example, upon using the card, she will turn around, her butt will swell to a monstrous size, and a big crap will fall out... (Sorry if I just put a grotesque image into your mind...) Just...no. Death jokes about fictional characters are one thing. But this? *Shakes head*

"But CWJ-D, you make death jokes about the pianist girl all the time"

Psst, evil clone. That's not the problem here.