Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27101994-20151231160030/@comment-26826553-20160103091230

Cadavro Marrows:  *shoots plasma footballs at Jack* Why don’t you just-

Dynamo Jack: SUCK MY DONG!!! *FAAART!!!* (Fart punches right into Marrows & sends him against the rocks)

Cadavro Marrows: *Ultra sprint-tackles Jack with his spiked shoulder plates to no effect* No, I’m thinking we all just PLAY A GAME!!! *strikes Jack away with an ceramic titanium spiked baseball bat, hissing with electricity* IN FACT, WHY DON’T WE CALL MY OLD TEAM!!!

(a portal opens & reveals a bunch of punks wearing blood-red football helmets)

Cadavro Marrows: WELL WELL WELL!!! HERE, THIS IS THE FRAT I STARTED WHEN WE GUYS WERE IN COLLEGE!!! WELL GUYS, PUMMEL THE BALL!!!

Football Punks:  GAMMA ALPHA GAMMA OMEGA!!! GAMMA ALPHA GAMMA OMEGA!!! (continue shouting their battle cry as they come rushing toward Jack)

Dynamo Jack: Let’s make this fair game, eh?

(another portal opens & reveals a bunch of Squashes wearing steel helmets)

Squashes: SIR REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!!! *salute*

Dynamo Jack: *salute* Well, Marrows, how about disciplined troops to level the playing field, huh?! SQUASH SQUAD, BEGIN TOTAL WAR!!!

Squash Squad: SIR YES SIR!!! (charges toward the *.A.G.O frat)

(the Squash Squad & the G.A.G.* frat engage in battle as Jack & Marrows continue their duel)