Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151225122107/@comment-26826553-20151225140424

7:30 PM, 25 December 2081, Crazy Dave's secret basement...I mean bunker.

Crazy Dave: Blabitspackityblemblem... (So, this was the armor Kevin planned for himself...Too bad he didn't get to finish it...)

Superbean: Did you test it?

Electra: Let me do that! (blasts at the armor, slightly melting it) Yep...faulty prototype.

Dynamo Jack: A bit too crude if you ask me...The armor probably couldn't even withstand his electrical energy...

Terminator: What do you expect out of some iron scrap piece of s***? (looks at K's coffin, which they brought down to the bunker with them) Sorry K.

Crazy Dave: Crapatidnalsaplerfacihnablam... (Crap as it is, it did help us develop something...) *pushes a remote button*

(a part of the wall revolves & reveals a huge box saying: Merry Christmas Kevin!)

Superbean: Too bad...

Terminator: He would have received it today...

Crazy Dave: Blabitakitysplatibigraple. (It's pretty obvious what we planned to give to Kevin as a present.)

Terminator: What's it made of?

Crazy Dave: Raespadregtihifinroksrepus... (Well, we've made it out of one of the most resilient of metals in history...)

Superbean: Which is?

Crazy Dave: Wackasplatiripity...BLAMBACKABAM!!! (The same thing that makes up Wolverine's skeleton...Adamantium, of course!)

(The box explodes, revealing the finished armor. It looked so shiny & epic, with a silver sheen to it, with an electric yellow visor & electric blue line designs (like tattoos) glowing & humming in various places)

Electra: Just a test...(zaps the armor, to no effect)

(Everyone else ended up trying to destroy it. They tried crushing it, poured acid on it, tried to melt it with extreme heat, subjected it to intense lasers & radioactive fart, & finally tried blades on it...The suit remained shiny & unchanged, as if nothing happened to it)

Crazy Dave: Cratyiongreposhibleretsa...Keviningipstohiriptisfacerton? (Now, that proves it...Now, how are we gonna get Kevin into this?)

Terminator: (reaches into the coffin & pulls out K's brain, which survived shredding) We start with the brain, of course...(holds up the brain & stares at it, Shakespeare style) Merry Christmas, K. It's time to begin your new life...

Crazy Dave: Wakacriptotoladregfacton...apprebrodGRAWBIZZTOH!!! (Good...now, let's GET DOWN TO IT!)