Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160603042520

(Actually, no one knows that there is such a team called “The Expendables”. No one even knows the group exists. They may have saved a lot as secret mercenaries many times, but Suburbia just knows them as normal people. Trench Mauser (The Terminator) is known as Mr. Schaefer (the cops call him General). Barney Ross (Rocky Rambo) is known as a Vietnam War veteran & heavyweight boxer. John McClane is just known as a die-hard cowboy cop, etc (I called them by the names they use while they are on missions). Only Dave & Zomboss really knows of their secret mercenaries, not counting the troops they send in an inevitably unsuccessful bid to destroy the other’s group.)

(And James Carter isn’t an Expendable, just an occasional sidekick of Yin Yang. Carrie & Ewen are just The Terminator’s occasional sidekicks, but they aren’t really part of The Expendables.)

(And, well, this is a summer class meant to train kids, so Joustalot & Wizlock cannot join, but I guess you already know that…And if your kid believes he’s skilled enough, then he has no need to join. Besides, you said he used to be a god…that still won’t exactly be enough against the upgraded Nazis.)

JC: Great. What part of punctuality doesn’t f**king make sense? Alright, privates…*gets his phone, hears a lot of noise, mutters something, & closes it*…Well, since Yin Yang is in the middle of something, he’s adjusting the time to 20 minutes earlier, so you should all be here by 7:40. Be thankful it isn’t 7:30. By the way, kid, is there anyone else among you who joined but is late? Because by tomorrow, those who fail to enter on time will be suddenly dragged or warped here before 8 AM (it’s legal, & we had to do that a lot in the 30s (2030s)). And if we fail to do so before 8, latecomers will be locked out after 8, then dragged in by 10 to do community service, do I make myself clear?

All: Sir yes sir!

JC: Not a good start. I hope you make up for it. All latecomers today will be staying until they fulfill their two hours, so you’ll be staying until 11:45. Make it clear to your absent & late comrades that their s**t won’t be tolerated, or you will also be held responsible, & thus pay alongside them.

All: Sir yes sir!

JC: We’re gonna be helping you people make up for the time you missed. I just hope you can make up for this early mistake kid. Now sit by the side & watch. Try to absorb s**t…NOW TEN-SHUN! <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">//Well, that’s ‘ttention. You don’t face the officer (that’s verify), just face front. How do I know? I’ve been a cadet & officer once in Citizen Advancement Training.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">JC: Now do the moves backwards, 25-1. No counting! Do it!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">All: Sir yes sir! *begins twirling as JC watches*

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">JC: UNITY!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">All: Sir, the fault of one is the fault of all sir!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">JC: HONOR CODE!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(CitroCop & Yin Yang battle zombies)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Yin Yang: This is bulls**t. *whips off a Nazi head, which the body simply picks up & reattaches, only for the whole body to be zapped by 10,000 volts thanks to CitroCop*

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(As the Nazis stumbled about, one dropped his huge glass jar of yellow liquid…)