Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151217085234/@comment-26826553-20151221035747

Dynamo Jack: (gets covered in ceramic titanium) Eat my dust, you sport-f***er! *FAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

Cadavro: (the uranium fart drifts past his face) I'm undead, you idiot! You expect me to eat that? Eat this, spike-f***er! (shoots a barrage of plasma footballs at Jack)

Dynamo Jack: (pushed back) OOF! OOF! OOF! OOF! OOF! F***! (shoots dozens of radioactive thorns at Marrows)

Cadavro: (notices the dangerous green spikes embedded deeply all over his armor, as if he were shot with glowsticks) Pathetic! (continues shooting plasma footballs at Jack) Consider this my Christmas gift to you! (shoots a giant flaming plasma football)