Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-18464102-20140610061555/@comment-24843494-20140726095530

Granted. By having wishes that are wishfully wishful like wishing wishers on a wishful wish upon the wishing wish of wishiness, you accidentally end the world, kill everbody including yourself, end time, and cause the Second Coming to end early. (Apologies in advance.)

I wish for 50 Cent. The guy, not the $.