Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-4775209-20140301192731/@comment-11447684-20140310053150

Special: It flies, it's invincible, it deflects attacks, it creates portals using the Portal Gun, it can affect time, it can use powers related to metals, make popcorn with sunlight and water with the process of photosynthesis, made of steel. What else do you need? Only costs $999999999999.99, and 1 minute moneyback-guarantee. (Self destrusts after 1 minute.)

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