Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140712025722/@comment-5204503-20140726022346

@Cokie: 350 HP is equal to 35 giant HP. Anyway, Jailbot uses it's chainsaw hand and slices the cookies apart.

@Tiger: You just gave SOME GUY lung cancer, which means he would probably die in a few posts, de-activating my shield.

@Zombie: SOME GUY -60 HP

@Cokie again: SOME GUY eats the cookies, which cures him of lung cancer. Anything can happen in this battlefield.

@Reverse: SOME GUY eats another one of the cookies, which makes him invulnerable to lung cancer.

@Rasengan: SOME GUY -50 HP

@Danny: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't play TF2. Anyway, reading the wiki, SOME GUY removes the sapper.

@Cokie YET AGAIN: Jailbot and SOME GUY manage to dodge the stomping, and Jailbot throws SOME GUY into your mouth, and lands in your stomach. While there, he smashes the pill, and you shrink down to regular size, with SOME GUY still in you, and he bursts out leaving you in a bloody mess. You respawn at the nearest respawn point.

@Sunfish: SOME GUY -20 HP. Also, Jailbot kills all the pirates except two. Soaking with the sponge takes time.

@Cokie: A what? Also, the strongest canon evar renders all fanon useless! YOU JUST ANGERED A WHOLE FANDOM! WHAT NOW?! A HERD OF RABID FANGIRLS CHARGE! OH NOES!

@Yappat: Shazam! Jailbot dodges the bomb. He then pulls out a chainsaw and proceeds to chase you with it.

@Panlonglol: SOME GUY has no gears.... HE'S A LIVING BEING! Also, Jailbot catches the cannonball and proceeds to take out a cannon and shoot the ball back at you.

Alright, I'm getting bored. I'm going to disable the shield now. SOME GUY takes a rest. ATTACK ME, EVERYONE SO WE CAN GET THIS ROUND OVER WITH! I HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR THE NEXT ROUND!

'''ATTACK ME NOW! YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE'''