Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140714102834/@comment-5204503-20140819111641

//Rainbow Dash has taken complete control of this account. Prepare yourselves for this roleplay to be 20% cooler

Wall-nut: Those nutdamn chinese have the air gem!

Infi-nut: Mmmm, we must find those chinks!

Red-nut: Wonder how the others are doing?

Hell Hotel

Receptionist: Welcome to the Hell Hotel, my name is Morshu. Lamp Oil, Ropes, Bombs, it's all yours, my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. How may I help you today?

Plush-nut: I guess we're here to find *whispers to Ress*

Morshu: Oh, so you want it, huh? That'll be 20 rupees.

(The nuts give Morshu 20 rupees, and Morshu gives them the fire gem. The true fire gem, since Morshu desperately needs those 20 rupees.)

Nuts: Huzzah!

(Garrett's ship comes to pick them up)

Red-nut: THE ZOMBIES HAVE THE AIR GEM!

Infi-nut: Shush, Red!

Nurse-nut: Oh dear, we must find them, but first we have to get this gem back to HQ. Hank will be stronger with fire!

Red-nut: Yes..... stronger, and we'll finally be able to kill Jerky McDickenson! Let's check on the last batch!

Underneath the earth...

Pea-nut: We never want to go there ever again.

Tall-nut: WE SAW THINGS WE DON'T WANT TO SEE AGAIN!

Giant-nut: Good thing we have the actual Earth Gem!

OL Iron-nut: Yep, it's the real thing.

Wall-nut: The last thing we have to do is kill the chinese....

Infi-nut: I say we find them, and bash their heads in to get that Air Gem!

Red-nut: Wait, if all of us, including OL Iron-nut, are going to kill the chinese.. Who's left in charge of the base?

Wall-nut: Derpy is.

Red-nut: Oh, Derpy. She'll be okay. After all, we have lots of muffins there.

OL Iron-nut: REALLY?! DERPY?! I say we leave her with Grey-nut.

Grey-nut: Oh, is it because we're both gray?

Infi-nut: You're grey, Grey-nut.

Grey-nut: Whoops. Well, gotta guard that place.

Garrett: I'll be there to pick you up after the chinese are dead, okay?

Wall-nut: Bye!

//So now, you have either a chance to...

A. Infiltrate the Nut base...

B. Ambush the nuts while they go to china...

or C. Let the nuts kill Jerky McDickenson.