User blog:ShroomstagramUser/Everything Wrong with Modern Day

This will have many many many sins

0. Modern Day is the last world in PvZ 2 (I hope)

1. Your yard itself doesn't look paraxial.

2. Portals don't appear often for being a main mechanic.

3. Portals summon different zombies depending on whether it's a normal level or Highway to the Danger Room.

4. Why summon two Tomb Raisers? Can't one of them be an Explorer, or better yet, a Ra?

5. Pirate Seas portal is the only one that stays the same. Minus 1 sin for consistency.

5. Wild West portals never appear in normal levels, which is sad, because they would have had Prospectors instead of Chicken Wranglers.

6. Far Future portals could have been the worst, have they been summoned very close to your house.

7. Just 3 Jesters? Talk about lazy. At least throw in an Imp Dragon or a Wizard or something! 8. Go home, Snorkel Zombie! You're drunk! 9. I don't want that f***ing surfboard in the middle of my f***ing yard, dammit!

10. Why are Frostbite Caves zombies still wearing there standard attire. We're past the Ice Age, and things have warmed up.

11. Also, Hunter's snowballs don't melt in warm weather? Last time I checked, this isn't the Goosebumps universe.

12. Not to mention frozen plants won't thaw themselves in warm weather without the aide of fire plants.

13. Pushing ice blocks apparently doesn't ruin your grass.

14. Excavating also doesn't ruin your grassy yard...

15. Lost City portals never appear in normal levels. Then again, those would have been just Excavators and Parasol, but this is still a valid sin!

16. Jams don't play, but Neon Mixtape Tour zombies still use their abilities.

17. Only the rap duo appears out of normal portals. Variety, please!

18. 8-Bit zombies come out of Highway to the Danger Room portals.

19. They somehow made Boombox Zombie the worst zombie in the endless zone! Congratulations! I'll bet the programmers were drunk when making this decision.

20. Why are there Jurassic Marsh portals? They are useless. 21. AND they summon the Imp variant to pass him off as "special."

22. Wouldn't your neighbors find it strange that there are live dinosaurs on your lawn?