Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160609135443

Random customer: F**k you, Gojira will still win this!

Random customer: To hell with you, Giganana will depose the King Of Beasts!

Random customer: Gojira all the way!!!

Random customer: Mecha-Chompy Banana-bot will f**king finish his a** before you know it!

Random customer: *grabs his fork & hurls it at another guy* HOW DARE YOU?!

Random customer: *flashes "the fingers"* Gojira is as lame as s**t now!

Waiter: Oh c'mon, they're just beasts. Don't make this a-

(Soon, plates, silverware, cups, liquids, foods, chairs, tables, peas, thorns, cabbages, kernels, lightning, crystals, flames, boomerangs, leaves, petals, koopa shells (Hey, I don't know how the hell those ended up here, given the fact that no koopas exist in Suburbia...or do they? There surely ain't any in this fast food store, though.) & even people were being hurled across the establishment. Swearing, cursing, & renouncing were heard. Friends & couples who remained together for several years snapped that very moment, all because people were fighting over who will probably triumph in the kaiju battles yet to come. This is like, the thousandth or so time this happened. Ever since the first Chompzilla rose from the sea in the 1950s, this was pretty common, & now that Gojira is once again on the news fighting a new enemy, s**t like this will be expected in several places...Fortunately, no war over the matter ever occured...yet...)

(On the street, Stan, Kyle, Eric, & Kenny were walking in front of the establishment.)

Stan: If I knew we'll be screwed on this stupid summer class, I would've run away...

Kyle: Well, our parents forced us to.

Eric: Tell your stupid mom, Kyle.

Kyle: Shut up Cartlan!

Kenny: *muffled* Hehehe...

Eric: She spread the idea to all of our parents so we can't play our video games, all because she's a big fat stupid killjoy bi-

Kyle: Don't say it Cartlan!

Eric:...WEEEELL-

Random customer (from the fast food store): F**K YOU, GOJIRA WILL OWN THAT ROBOT'S A**!!!

(A thorn shattered the window & flew straight through Kenny's head, impaling him to the building next to him. It would not have been much if a wall-nut also didn't fly out of the broken window & accidentaly squish his head against the brick wall he was nailed to.)

Wall-nut: A**hole! THE ROBOT WILL OWN THAT STUPID CHOMPER!!!*rolls back, crossing the road, & re-enters the fast food store, only to be confronted by a Chomper, who, having took offense at that, tries to eat him, & they end up brawling inside*

Stan: Oh my gosh, they killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bast**d!

Eric:Oh-kay...WEEEEEEELL-

Kyle: You too! You're a bast**d!

Eric: I think I'll perform this somewhere else...*scoots away from the scene, followed by his "friends"*

(Rats come out of the sewers & get the orange stinger's body, dragging it into the canal. Meanwhile, the fighting in the establishment got more intense.)

Customer: *grabs his spaghetti-filled plate* LONG LIVE THE KING OF THE BEASTS!!! *lobs the plate*

Customer: *gets his coke-filled cup* VIVA MACHINA!!! *hurls his cup*

Customer: HEIL 'JIRA! *throws his fork*

Customer: ROBOT WINS, A**HOLE!!! *hurls his empty plate like a frisbee*

(SPLAT! SPLASH! SHLING! CRASH! CHING! BANG! Chaos...Would've been better if they never watched the news about Chompzilla resurfacing after 50 years of dormancy...Nah, news is inevitable. One way or the other, this s**t is bound to happen...)