Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160601061641/@comment-26826553-20160605100220

Sap-fling patient:  *swishing his slimy sap on a badly drawn stickman Santa on the wall* I saw my a** f**king HACHOO!!! Santa Claus, underneath the septic tank last HACH!!!! night. He didn't HACHAAAA!!! see me HACHIIING!!! flee, right downstairs to drink my pee HACHEEE!!! He thought I'm s**tting right HACHENG!!! up in my bedroom fast HACHAAAA!!! asleep HACHOOOOOO!!!

Cold Snapdragon wearing Snapdragon bunny ears: *shaking a basket of easter eggs* HO HO HO! HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEN!!!!! NOW LET'S GO ON A D**K HUNT! BUT GO TO SLEEP BEFORE I GIVE YOU A PRESENT!!! A JUMPSCARE PRESENT!!! TRICK OR TREAT!!! *bangs his head on the wall & knocks himself out*