Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160610122259

(The Expendables are having a meeting in the Police Station, some of them eating their lunches there...) 

Carrie: Yellow Spud Devil? I thought they are obsolete! 

Ewen: Remember, Carrie, Zomboss sometimes sends out his T-600s. And look at Pops, he's a T-850, obsolete, but he still a major a**-saver! 

Terminator: Old. Not obsolete. 

Carrie: Spud Devils are just androids, Ewen, they are not terminator androids. 

<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Ewen: But still... <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Rocky Rambo: It's obviously just a ruse. Just to soften s**t up. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Dynamo Jack: Who knows? Whenever Zomboss sends out old stuff, he usually follows up with upgraded s**theads. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">John McClane: I don't give a f**k for these snot devil motherf**kers. Let's all remember, the stupid Serum XX. Zomboss has some s**t to hand over... <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Frozone: Well, for some reason, he ain't handing it now, so maybe we could delay s**t? <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Yin Yang: Nope. By the looks of it, I think everything is set into place. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">CitroCop: Zomboss might be waiting for us to make the first move. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">James Carter: You do realize he's still coming after us whether we move or not, right? What do you expect us to do, just sit here & do nothing. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">CitroCop: I did not say we'll not be doing anything. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Terminator: The best way is to raid & sabotage Zomboss's bases, harass him, rob him off his supplies. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Carrie: *smacks table* AND THAT WAY, HE CAN'T GET HIS ACT TOGETHER, THAT'S IT! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Rocky Rambo: Good. At least even if we can't prevent s**t from happening, <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">(Unknown Graveyard, 1500 hours (3 PM). And it's damn f**king hot...Good thing the guys under the sun need no hydration.) <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(CUE IN THE MARCH!!!)

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">(Several Nazis injected with Serum XX (the serum that allowed them to be the same efficient killers in the opening skirmish of Kindergarden: Dog Days Part 1) were marching across a hill. They all lowered their rifles, tipped with ceramic titanium drill bayonets, & fired drill bullets at the ceramic titanium automatons of plants down the hill several times (they are not terminators, they are just stupid ordinary robots), obliterating the automatons. The other automatons shot back, but the Nazis, with leaps, sidesteps & ducks (a few even being synchronized), skillfully avoiding the projectiles. A few did get hit, their heads & limbs flying off, but they simply retrieved their arms & heads with a few kicks, grabs, & leaps without having to break ranks. The Nazis then marched downhill, & the automatons were either mowed down by the bayonet charge, or they were trampled to scrap metal by the spiky boots of the Nazis (it isn't easy trying to crush ceramic titanium with your feet, but the boots have ceratanium soles too, & these guys are enhanced by Serum XX.) <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Zomboss: *watching through a CCTV* HAHAHA!!! Suburbia is so going down- <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Engineer: Sir. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Zomboss: HAHAHAHA!!! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Engineer: Sir, sorry to interrupt the joy, but we have to inform you that- <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Zomboss: HAHAHAHAHA- <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Engineer: SIIIIIIIIR!!!!! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Zomboss: *turns around on his seat* Oh what the f**k is it now?! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Engineer: Sir, Gigan, short-circuited! The unit is in dire need of repairs. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Zomboss: *face turns red with rage* <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">(Scene cuts to the outside of the building Zomboss is in. Silence) <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">... <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Zomboss: $*%&@#$*&$%$@*##**^!!!!! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">(Back to the Nazis marching on the graveyard...apparently, they heard that sound from miles away, & they believe they're still serving Hitler.) <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Random Nazi: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6sWmBh3jzI When ze Fuehrer says, we iz ze master race. ]

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Nazis: We heil! *salute* Sieg heil! *salute* Right in ze Fuehrer's face!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Random Nazi: Not to love ze Fuerher iz a big disgrace!

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Nazis: So we heil! *salute* Sieg heil! *salute* Right in ze Fuehrer's face! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;">(Suburbia, 1515 hours)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Stan: Good...I guess we are far from the mess...

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Cartlan: And that means-

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Kyle: NO!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eric: WEEEEELL-

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Kyle: Shut the f**k up, Cartlan!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eric:...WEEEEEEEELL-

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Kyle: Don't do it!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Kyle: *picks a random brick from the ground* I'm warning you!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eric: Fine, fine...screw you guys, I'm going home. *walks back*

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Kyle: *throws brick away* I thought fata** would never leave...I'm pretty sick of him calling my mom a-

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Cartmelan slides back to his old position, surprising Kyle)

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eric: WEEEEEELL [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08r4JV_b1jE Kyle's mom is a b***h, she's a big fat b***h, she's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world, she's a stupid b***h, if there ever was a b***h, she's a b***h to all the boys & girls! ]

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Kyle: SHUT YOU'RE F**KING MOUTH, CARTLAN!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Stan: *rolls on the ground, laughing*

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eric: On Monday she's a b***h, on Tuesday she's a b***h, on Wednesday to Saturday she's a b***h, then on Sunday, just to be different, she's a super king Kamehameha bi-atch!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Kyle: Grrrr...

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Kids in the neighborhood pop their heads out of their windows or go in the street to join the jerk)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Eric: C'mon, everyone, you all know the words! *with everyone else except Kyle* <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:rgb(51,51,51);background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom <span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif";color:#333333">, <span style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">she's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world, she's a mean ole b***h, & she has stupid hair, she's a b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h B***H!!! B***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h, s<span style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">he's a stupid b***h! (Whoa!), <span style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">Kyle's mom's a b***h , <span style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">& she's such a dirty b***h! (B***H!)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="background-image:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-size:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;background-position:initial;background-repeat:initial;">(A shot underground shows Basic zombies travelling in the sewers again, bringing with them three huge glass jars filled with yellow goop.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Fast Food Store, 1520 hours)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Customer group #1: GO-JI-RA!!! GO-JI-RA!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Customer group #2: GI-GA-NA-NA!!! GI-GA-NA-NA!!!

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(The  two guards  of the store then break up the fight before projectiles begin flying again.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Guard #1: HOLD IT!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Guard #2: THIS IS NOT A WAR ZONE, PEOPLE, GET OUT!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Guard #1: There's no need to fight over this bulls**t! This concept is old, away with it...Besides, everyone knows Gojira is going to win-

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Guard #2: No, the banana mech-thingy is gonna win.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Guard #1: But seriously, the King Of Beasts is gonna snatch this victory easily.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Guard #2: By King Of Beasts, you meant the machine, right? Gojira is just a stinkin' flesh-&-juice beast! He stinks like your underwear!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Giganana group: OOOOH!!! BURN!!!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Guard #1: Well, at least he isn't a second-rate, trying hard copycat!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Random Gojira supporter: OHOHO!!! BURN!!! APPLY ACID ON AFFECTED AREA!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Gojira group: HAHAHAHA!!!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">(Soon, the guards entered an argument of their own, fighting. Eventually, the skirmish continued between the die-hard fans. Swears, curses, various stuff, & people began flying everywhere again.)