Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-30775169-20161004075020/@comment-27345738-20161006065212

Uhh, sure! Heres one for the self launcher:

Do you like: Flying,getting launched, going up, crash on a plane in mid air?

Then you could buy our self-launcher! The self-launcher shrinks you then teleports you inside the gun when you activate it. Then it shoots and brings you back to normal size!! It shoots you rapidly so you will probably die if you shoot yourself to a plane or go through the atmosphere! Cool right?

Right now we are doing a test with primal wall-nut. He can handle the crashes....i think... Ok! Lets get testing! You ready primal wall?

Primal wall-nut: ready!

Ok, 3,2,1, GO!

Primal wall-nut: weee! This is fun. Hey can i- *crashes into a plane and cracks* ow...*breaks into pieces*

That was fun right wall?...wall?? Eh, hes gonna bleed out for a while. Hes gonna be fine. Ok! Movin on!

All you have to do is wear this high-tech band. And when you shoot. The band teleports you in the gun. It is veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry safe and easy. The self launcher also can be a transportation device, such as:

crashing in your office window that costs 99999 dollars to fix and go to work early. shoot yourself all the way to another country! Without having to buy tickets! And there you have it! Call now and recieve a suicidal device. It cuts you into many pieces and you wont feel pain at all! Hey zombie, try this device. It doesnt hurt...

Zombie: ok! *gets cut into pieces* AHHHH! THE PAIN!! HELP MEEEEEEEE!!! AHHHHHHHH!!

...me. See, this is why you let someone finish thier sentence first. Anyways. Buy it now, and you could have a chance to win a free death! What are you waiting for? Call now?