User blog comment:Milesprower2/Top 15 Best and Worst Zombies/@comment-26895425-20141230162803

Yah...I am totally out of f**ks to give about this game, the zombies, the s**tty plants, and everything else.

How the most horrendous zombies ever should be nerfed:

Jack-in-the-Box: It explodes after 20 seconds once it is on the lawn.

Wizard: It fires its spell half as often and plants turned into sheep will be turned back after 10 seconds or when the Wizard is killed. Its health should be reduced to 15.

Jester: Instead of deflecting the projectiles, they just take half the damage from them.

PvZ2 Gargs: It's speed is reduced to Stiff and it has 150 health and throws its Imp after 75.

Zombie King: It grants helms half as often as it used to.

Also, I don't get why the f**k everyone is defending Big Wave Beach. EA just wants money and the premium plants suck.