User blog:Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls/JN5 Campaigns on Staff Evaluation Forms

This is for satirical purposes but I will make random campaigns on this blog for and against me being a bureaucrat. Inspired by the Simpsons episode, Sideshow Bob Roberts. Also, don't take these too seriously. XD

For
Without a Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls, our wiki would really stink.

We wouldn't have the forums or our fantastic CSS.

We wouldn't have our cookies or shiny sockpuppet traps.

It's not his fault that the wiki collapsed!

Jack: If you were running for bureaucrat, he'd vote for you. :)

Paid for by the Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls for Bureaucrat Committee.

Against
Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls supports autocracy.

Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls even came close to turning this wiki into a dictatorship this year.

Can you trust a man like Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls?

Demote him.