Board Thread:Literature/@comment-5204503-20150424070821

KILLED BY LOLWUTBURGER

DESTROYED BY LOLWUTBURGER

It starts at a normal day at the Player's house, for some reason. Peashooter was watching television. "Ah, it sure is comfortable around here, now that Pumpkin's gone" he said. After a short pause... "I GOTTA GET PUMPKIN BACK!" He screamed. "I GOTTA GET PUMPKIN BACK!"

So Peashooter... ran, somehow... to the nearest 7-Eleven, passing by a cutout of Dr. Zomboss. Inside the store, he met Dave the sales clerk. "Hi! Can I get you anyth-LEG!" He was interrupted by Peashooter, shooting a pea at him. "GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY IN THE CASH REGISTER!" said Peashooter, taking out a gun even though he could already shoot peas. "Don't do this, Peashooter!" said Dave. "BUT I GOTTA GET PUMPKIN BACK!" shouted Peashooter. "You know this is wrong. This won't bring Spongebob back." said Dave, with a glare in his eyes. Peashooter then went to a nearby hospital and stole an ambulance, hitting it's driver in the process. "MEIN LEIBEN!" screamed the driver as Peashooter commited Grand Theft Auto. Running the driver over, Peashooter proceeded to talk into the radio. "PEOPLE OF SUBURBAN FLATS, WE GOTTA GET-" Peashooter was interrupted by the ambulance hitting the player's house. He took a Torchwood and burned down the door to Crazy Dave's office.

"CRAAAAZY DAVE!" shouted Peashooter. "Greetings, Neighbor!" said Crazy Dave. "WE GOTTA GET PUMPKIN BACK!" shouted Peashooter. Crazy Dave growled. "Grrrr- WE GOTTA GET PUMPKIN BACK." Peashooter shouted. "WE GOTTA GO!". "BUT HOW?!" asked Crazy Dave. "WE NEED SOME WHEELS!"

The scene cuts to Crazy Dave's garage and bacon depository. "Penny, PENNY!" Penny answered. "Greetings, user Dingbat. Would you like to travel back in time?" Peashooter shouted into the phone. "WE GOTTTA GET PUUUUUMPKIN BAAAAAAACK!" Penny put down the phone... somehow. "We gotta get User Pumpkin back before the millions of fans enrages!"

So Penny broke out of the garage and hit a couple of innocent bystanders, including Officer Ron on the way to the player's house. There, it picked up Crazy Dave and Peashooter and they went to a haunted mansion. In the mansion was Pumpkin's cousin and world-renowned Peggle Master, Reinfeld.

"REINFELD!" screamed Peashooter. Reinfeld came out. "I know. We gotta get Pumpkin back. Here's the key." said Reinfeld, holding out a key with no visible hands. And so, all of them ran to Pumpkin's house. Peashooter walked up the stairs, to the door of Pumpkin's bedroom. He saw a Pumpkin-shaped lump on the bed. "Pumpkin?" said Peashooter. "That's not him." said Reinfeld. Peashooter eventually took the blanket, to reveal a hole in the bed. "Don't worry, Peashooter. We're right behind you." said Crazy Dave.

And so, a trippy sequence played and they found themselves on an uncharted island in the middle of nowhere, farmhouse included. "PEASHOOTER, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK BACK!" said Crazy Dave. "HEH?!" said Peashooter, looking back to see that everyone else was turned into STOOOOOONERS. "NO! NO NO NO NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed Peashooter. "Where am I?" he asked, only to turn around and see water coming out of two holes in the sky. "Huh?" he said, only for the holes to reveal a face. The face of... Hungry Pumkin. A stick of butter appeared next to him.

"GIVE ME DA BUDDER!" said the Hungry Pumkin. Peashooter screamed as he tried to run away. But eventually, Pumkin caught up to him and hit him with the butter, causing him to scream in pain.

One second later, Peashooter was back at the house. "PUMPKIN, WHERE'S THAT PLANT FOOD?! Oh, it's right here. It's been sitting in the window all day." Peashooter turned around. "Huh, Sunflower left. I'll just put it down here along with the brains for the rats to enjoy." Unbeknowest to him, Dr. Zomboss was at the floor.

"MMMMMMMMMURRR! Finally! The Brains are mine! Let's take a look at that secret BRAAAAINS, shall we?" So he looked inside only to see the player's internet search history. So Dr. Zomboss shot himself with the end.

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Good one, Lolwutburger. 