Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5565348-20140320234006/@comment-5052376-20140322051148

The stones pointlessly fall out of the barrel, causing no damage. After all, curling stones are not meant to be fired as bullets, as they weigh 1000 times as much!

If that fails, I go underground enough for the curling stones to dissipate out, yet not deep enough to be lethal. In case the curling stones somehow make it through, I am in a diamond room which is substantially harder than the stones. Should they get there, they will be ground to pieces.