Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-18464102-20140610061555/@comment-24977956-20140702023058

Granted, but that piano falls on you, and you live. However, you experience non-stop agonizing pain and I haunt you. Bad puns time!

What did the cow say after seeing the other cow get murderered by a chicken?

MOO!

I wish for a nuke made of rainbows.