Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27227983-20161227235424/@comment-27227983-20161229235143

Lurker: *Sees Zal, no questions* We are being followed.

Lurker 2: Perhaps a follower of a "Ninja Master" that His Greatness, Exodus, had dispatched. We dealt with lots of their kind already.

Lurker: Ah, yes. Remember when we stuff ninjas to King Slimes? We watch them get digested as their skin evaporates while the King Slime consumes their meat and bone?

Lurker 2: Indeed. I was jealous. Why can't we get to be allowed to eat human meat all the time? Sure, there was that time when I was offered to taste Exodus's spaghetti and the leftovers but... I'm willing to *Gets a slice of pumpkin pie*

(Lurker 2 gets a revelation)

Lurker 2: Actually... This pie is better...