Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20160107004347/@comment-26918487-20160117044706

Where am I? Who are you?

Why do I have weird purple stuff on my face, why do I have a brown coat on, why do I have a tie?

Who's this man? Why does it have a pot for a helmet? Why am I being attacked by plants and food?

Why is there giant wallnut? Why is there a BIGGER version of that wallnut? Why am I on some guys lawn? Why is- WHY IS THERE A GIANT BEHEMOTH BEING RIDDEN BY A MIDGET?!

Why am I suddenly a mummy-I mean pirate- I mean cowboy- I mean a Red Coat from Star Trek, why am I- etc, etc, etc.