User blog:Alexneushoorn/My Roommate Threepeater : The Pool Disorder

Narrator : In an homeowner's backyard ...

''Melon-pult stands on an Lily Pad, and Threepeater stands behind a Torchwood , who stands behind a Tall-nut ... ''

Melon-pult : I am ready to rock !

Threepeater : * in unison * So am i !

Torchwood : Let's get them !

Tall-nut : Let's do this !

''The new Dancing Zombie moonwalks into the backyard and summons some new Backup Dancers ... ''

Threepeater Head #1 : Oh, shit ...

Threepeater Head #2 : There are ...

Threepeater Head #3 : some zombies.

''Threepeater shoots peas at the Dancing Zombie and it's Backup Dancers ... ''

Dancing Zombie : Avenge me ... * dies *

Backup Dancers : * in unison * Six years of dance practice ... what a waste of time ! * they die *

Torchwood : Great job, man !

Threepeater Head #1 : It was ...

Threepeater Head #2 : nothing.

Threepeater Head #3 : I just do my work.

Ducky Tube Zombie : It's my time to shine ! * goes into the pool *

Melon-pult : He's on my lane ! I'll get him !

''Melon-pult hurls melons at Ducky Tube Zombie ... ''

Ducky Tube Zombie : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW ! * dies *

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