Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160505080433/@comment-26826553-20160531042934

(Even the portal begins to sink)

Carrie: *rams her shark host down to the seabed, & comes back up, no longer in her host* Yep. The shark I was controlling was pulled to the bottom so hard, its bones shattered & it flattened into a pancake like a crushed Goomba...There are f**king gravity plates down there!

John McClane: So...Who regrets not bringing those heavy bulky anti-gravity plates?

(The boat begins to sink. Water began to pour in.)

Rocky Rambo: Forget it. What we need is a sub. *ship almost under the waterline* A f**king sub...

Ewen: Wait, where's Carr-

(A huge whale suddenly comes upon the boat & swallows it.)

Ewen: *holds up his stalk* Oh...Who do you think we are, huh? Jonah?

Carrie: *within the whale...she possessed it* Do you want a sub or not?

John McClane: This would do...At least we have more space-

Carrie: Please don't burn my host. You don't want to melt this deluxe sub, do you?

John McClane: Ok. I'll stay away from the walls.