Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151115034659/@comment-26826553-20151120052113

Plants vs. Zombies 2 = epic wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote:

Terminator: That's it, the guy's brainwashed...

Fire Pea: Undo the f***ing brainwash! (Resal Naeb clone wakes up)

Terminator: So, let's get straight to torture, then. There's nothing to ask this guy anyway...

Fire Pea: Hold it!

Mag. Grass#1: Ok, who is responsible for cloning you?

Resal Naeb 2: You b***hes should have blown up...

Terminator: I ate the explosive, a**hole...It was good. The whole scenario...it's all in your mind!

Fire Pea: (slap!) ANSWER PROPERLY, STUPID BEAN!

Resal naeb 2: F*** you, I don't take orders from women.

(SLAP!)

Terminator: (hand turns into a flaming shotgun) Perhaps I shall blow your mind to oblivion now...(cocks shotgun)

Fire Pea: Hold the f***.

Laser Bean: Who is behind all this s***. Why are you following our movements?

Resal Naeb 2: F*** up (tries to shoot lasers, but he is too weak to do so)

(SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!) Resal Naeb2.0: FINE!! Besides... I thought only girls slap... THIS HER FAULT (points at Fire Peashooter) When Cactus slapped the cloning thingy into the real, your world, it duplicated everything... NOW YOU DON'T KNOW THE REAL CRAZY DAVE EITHER!!!!

Suddenly, Teloiv 2.0 injects the Terminator with a syringe saying "Cooldown". Terminator: Ahhhh...

HAHAHAHA!!! FOOL! I'M IMMUNE TO EVEN 0 PICOKELVIN, THE COLDEST THAT THERE COULD EVER BE! I LIVED AND ENDURED EVEN MORE COLDER TEMPERATURES IN MY MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EXPERIENCE!

Teloiv 2: What? Unfair!

Terminator: The world won't be fair for villains, girl. You may resemble my daughter, BUT YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE HER!

(the Terminator, a.k.a. The Ghost Fire now possesing blue flames that can both burn & freeze, gripped the impostor & gave her The Stare Of Penance)

Terminator: You are a sinful impure wretched wreck, the exact opposite of Violet. It only makes sense that your sould should burn in hell!

(Teloiv turns into ashes)

Now, that's over with...(gives out a victory yell, with a deeper underlying roar: the spirit of vengeance, the angel that dwells within him)