Board Thread:Literature/@comment-11660317-20170121093824

You may have seen the appearance of PvP Mode in PvZ2C, rite? There are tons of weird logic: Evil Dave, Zombie Commander, medals, wormholes, etc. How could it all be? Well me here, PoRa, will give you one possible logic for this, in a form of a dialogue!

START!

(Back in time, on the Map of Space-time-ness...) Penny: There is a wormhole in front of us, and unknown signals are emitting from inside it! Crazy Dave: Wormhole? I want to see the worms! Let's go inside it! (Go inside the wormhole, and ends appearing in the PvP world) Penny: We arranged our first good defensive team now! [...] (After placing 5 Peashooters) [...] Zombie Commander: This is outrageous, my only remaining guards have all been destroyed by you! It looks like I only have one choice -- join you! Zombie Commander: I will help you train an army of zombies, let us conquer the whole world! Crazy Dave: I want tacos all over the world!

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(About a month later, in Dr. Zomboss' lab) Dr. Zomboss: Ha! It is time for revenge! PART 2 OF JURASSIC MARSH COMING RIGHT UP! ZOMBIES! Follow my... (All zombies are missing in Dr. Zomboss' lab. There is only one Mummy Zombie left) Dr. Zomboss: What the... (A wormhole appears on top of the zombie, sucking it in) Mummy Zombie: BRAAAAAINZ... Dr. Zomboss: OH NO YOU DON'T! (Uses his Zombot Dinotronic Mechasaur to get into the wormhole)

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(Dr. Zomboss sees the PvP world) Dr. Zomboss: What in the world is this?! (Zombie Commander appears) Zombie Commander: I'll explain. Zombie Commander: We have always failed to beat the players and eat Crazy Dave's brains, right? Zombie Commander: What if, we let them kill eachother? Zombie Commander: And to do that, I've tricked them into a wormhole that leads to my territory! Zombie Commander: I've fake-surrendered and joined them, reward them all with coins, resources... and ZOMBIES! Zombie Commander: This place will be theirs, they'll be able to train the zombies, set up their plant defenses, AND MAKE THEM FIGHT EACHOTHER! Zombie Commander: That way, they'll only focus on fighting eachother, without even bother about us zombies! Then what we will do is to sneak into Crazy Dave's house and get his brai... Dr. Zomboss: Whoa whoa, do you even need to take ALL the zombies? And that is a big explanation, I suppose. Dr. Zomboss: AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE MINE EITHER! Zombie Commander: Uhh, then I guess I'll return you SOME of the zombies. (Give a bunch of zombies to Dr. Zomboss) Zombie Commander: There. That should be MORE than enough for Jurassic Marsh. Dr. Zomboss: This is ridiculous... (Looks around) Dr. Zomboss: You wasted your time adding tons of game bytes to break MY traditional way of taking the brains?! Dr. Zomboss: Wait, YOU EVEN BUILD A SHOP?! FULL OF PLANT PUZZLE PIECES?! Zombie Commander: Rewards are needed to distract newcomers. Dr. Zomboss: YOU FOOL! EVIL DAVE!!! Zombie Commander: Evil Dave? Oh, he's over there, near Crazy Dave's base. Dr. Zomboss: WHAT?! You even invite him too?! Dr. Zomboss: Why you... You have stolen my most trustable- Evil Dave: Hey, Zomboss, my friend! Long time no see! Join us, this is fun! Evil Dave: I've set up a defense using the plants I stole from my brother, Crazy Dave, in this house I've taken over using your zombies! Evil Dave: Wanna attack me to test my defenses? Dr. Zomboss: F... F... Dr. Zomboss: FINE. I'll join you then... (Sets his Zombot charge towards Zombie Commander) Evil Dave: Wait, where are you going? Zombie Commander: No wait, NOT ME! (Zombie Commander is kicked far, far away by the Zombot) Zombie Commander: Welp, guess I'm in Crazy Dave's side now Dr. Zomboss: ...With one condition. Dr. Zomboss: You're on MY SIDE! Evil Dave: That's easy. I don't like that Zombie Commander either. I don't even know if he's a guy or a... you know what I mean. Dr. Zomboss: And now, I must go back to continue the fight of... JURASSIC MARSH! (Returns back into the Map of Time-space-ness)

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PopCap: Jurassic Marsh Part 2 is out! Phantom of Ra: Argh! My trophies got dropped way down! Im gotta revenge. Snapdragon717: I don't play PvP Mode much anymore. The plants are so OP, I mean, 2 lanes of Kiwifruits can beat 5 Level 4 Mecha-Football Zombies easily. I'll just gonna get the Puzzle Pieces from the shop to fight Dr. Zomboss. Phantom of Ra: Hmm, you have a point. I'll just leave this. (When like, everyone finishes JM - Day 32) Dr. Zomboss: Damnit! Another day, another failure. Zombie Commander: Sigh, you ruined my whole plan, and they're now charging towards YOU, Dr. Zomboss. Who's a fool now? Zombie Commander: And I'm still wondering if Patrice is really Evil Dave's daughter or not... I guess that his existance shouldn't be spreaded out widely, otherwise things may get worse.

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