Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-31092875-20170505154500/@comment-31092875-20170512140513

Squirt: IDEA! (Squirt starts talking in a girl voice) Um, excuse me.

???: Yes?

Squirt: Can I have something to make my nails a little smoother, like a file.

???: Sure thing (Gives Squirt a nail file)

Squirt: Thanks... (Whacks the gaurd unconscious, and puts on his gaurd uniform). What did you think I was gonna escape?

Squirt's Conscious: Kind of.

Squirt: Wrong.

??? 2: Ut's up Gaurd 7771093

Squirt: Nothing much Gaurd 627901.

??? 2: THAT'S NOT ME! DID YOU FORGET MY NAME AGAIN? ITS GAURD 55627901.

Squirt: Oh yeah sorry about that.

??? 2: Have you checked on the princess lately.

Squirt: Yeah... "she's" really hot.

??? 2: Alright, seeya around.

Squirt's Concious: Really? "She's" really hot?

Squirt: What I was telling the truth about me. I am one hot AKEE