Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24508466-20140423081947/@comment-7150475-20140709203448

Conehead Zombie: Hey look, a Tall-Nut!

Buckethead Zombie: Look, there is a brain behind it!

Newspaper Zombie: Look, I don't care!

Imp: Look, a Gatling Pea and a Torchwood!

Gatling Pea: I WILL KILL YOU!!!

Conehead: Let's get that brain!

Imp: There are two plans of action

1: Walk around the Tall-Nut, eat the brain, and run for our lives, or...

2: Be idiots and attempt to eat through the Tall-Nut and die.

Newspaper: Isn't it obvious?

Conehead: Yeah, eat the Nut!

Torchwod: *eats plant food*

Gatling: DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

So, Conehead died in 3 seconds, so they hid behind the Nut, and Imp secretly ate the brain. But then him and Buckethead died. Newspaper was the only one that survived, as he didn't even fight.

Moral of the story: I am terrible at telling jokes.