Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20170401211729/@comment-13431011-20170411203643

Uh oh. You're stranded. Let's see if the cube will try to help you escape.

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Actually, so that we're not here all day, I'll just cut to the chase:

It won't.

Any feelings you think it has for you are simply byproducts of your sad, empty life.