Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-28270366-20160423012924/@comment-28270366-20160426005206

(In Zomboss' HQ, Zomburbia. 2082, 4:10 PM)

Zomboss: Alright soldier, my orders are simple. Go to Russia and repel the rebellion. That should teach the Polish Poppies a lesson.

Anklebone: I must go with him. It's been a while since I engaged in battles like this.

Zomboss: Let's have Bucky do this alone. This is also his training you know?

Bucky: I'll be leaving now boss.


 * Zomboss activates the time portal, Bucky leaves"

Zombnik: *rushing* Sir, I have finally decrypted the writings of the Hamsburg Archives. Let me read it for you...

''September 12, 1941. 4 day in the Siege of Leningrad. Josef Stalin was killed by an unknown assassin. The assassin was said to be riding in a blazing catapult. The fiery projectile burnt the stage and its grounds. There are 5 notable witnesses. The 4 are said to be killed by zombiea. The other one has an unknown identity. This incident is the one leading the growing Undead Sovereign, AKA the Necro-Soviet Association of Russia or NSAR.''

(all in the room were like 0_0)

Zomboss: So that led to the building of our new sovereign. Whoever that assassin is, I should be thankful.

Anklebone: But sir, who in the world would bring a burning Roman catapult.... IN THE 1940s!!!???

Zomboss: Who cares. At least our empire's huge. And we'll make it even larger. Anklebone, prepare the jeeps. We're going to Iraq!