User blog comment:Fancyplanty/ILLUMINATI DETECTOR 9000/@comment-26488146-20170626213930/@comment-31566721-20170627004308

ZombieCrab, very crabby. You even put Illuminati - your symbol, to elude me and make me think "Ooh dis gui is no loominarti. Dunt buther traying". I will expose you, r8 here, r8 n0w!

Zombie crab, a zombified crab, perhaps? Crabs are crustacean. Do you know what else are crustacean? Yup! Lobsters, Lobster has seven letters. Crustacean is one of many arthropod subphylum. There are crustacean, insect, millipede, centipede, and arachnids. 5 in total, but 4, because we already have crustacean here. Yes, you know where dis going. 7-4= 3. Crab has 10 limbs. 10-3=7. 7/7=1. Illuminati has one eye! *waoow*

Next evidence, your profile pic. He is the fallout 4 guy, right? He is the mascot from Betsheda's very popular franchise "Fallout", with the 3rd sequel released in past years. It is the 4th. 4th rhymes with force. Force equal mass/acceleration. Acceleration is the third integral of distance. Illuminati has three sides.

As such, ZombiECrab is Illuminati confirmed!