User blog comment:Lily8763cp/Everything wrong with Lost City Part 1/@comment-7234182-20150529183620

Everything wrong with this blog post:

> Name sounds like a beta name...oh wait...it was it's beta name as well...

1. Nothing wrong with a perfectly descriptive name. Picky author is picky.

> Red Stinger instead of RedStinger.

2. What!? If it had been the other way around, then you would say "RedStinger instead of Red Stinger"

> Endurian is just the PvZ All Stars Durian having a baby with the PvZO Durian.

3. Because they were based on Durians?

> Bug Zombie is just a bug carrying a zombie.

4. So? Jetpack zombie is just a zombie on a jetpack. Knight Zombie is just a zombie with a helm, etc.

> Pilot Zombie is pretty much bug zombie but only appears during ambushes.

5. Pilot zombie does not move and is launched past your defenses.

> Lava Puddles are just a more damaging free of charge spikeweed.

6. Puddles cost 75 sun needed to plant Lava Guava

> Red Stinger has a stem...which they hid in the trailer AND seed packet.

7. And? This won't be the first plant to be too big to fit on a seed packet

> Endurian's costume is football armor

8. In what planet does "football armor" look like this?

> he red "stuff" on Endurian's head...is it blood?

9. No, it's its seed (pic below).

Bonus Round: Grammar and Spelling Mistakes:

> it was **it's** beta name as well..

Apostrophe where there shouldn't be one +1

> Also **it's** face.

Apostrophe where there shouldn't be one +2

> 15.Also barley compressed rage.


 * barely +1

> 19.Lava Guava's plant food and **defy** logic like


 * defies +1

> 27.Also, that's not how you spelling catapulting, joke or not that's stupid!

Irony. +200 Also it should be "that's not how you spell catapulting," making it even more ironic. +400