User blog:Brainulator9/Everything Wrong With Far Future


 * 1) The various updates to the game as a whole stalled this world's release.
 * 2) The second wave music changed in the 2.9 update.
 * 3) Laser Bean costs 200 sun and shoots everything in front of it.
 * 4) Laser Bean costs 25 more sun than Bloomerang but has infinite targets. Why would I ever consider using Bloomerang ever again?!
 * 5) Laser Bean was supposed to cost 175 sun. Why?
 * 6) "Oh wait, we made Bloomerang useless! (adds 25 sun) Problem solved!"
 * 7) Laser Bean in the Chinese version, when upgraded to level 3, does this.
 * 8) Blover costs half the sun for dozens more uses, but delayed activation.
 * 9) Said delayed activation did not exist in the 2.1 update.
 * 10) Spring Bean's Plant Food, when combined with Blover, murders the lawn.
 * 11) Blover is ineffective against certain zombie types, including Chickens, Bulls, Jesters...
 * 12) Some Endless Zones refuse to fork over Blover.
 * 13) It took 11 updates for a good Parrot counter to appear.
 * 14) Citron once costed 400 sun.
 * 15) Again, their mentality led to losing 50 sun fix a situation.
 * 16) Citron is made useless thanks to Coconut Cannon.
 * 17) E.M.Peach and Winter Melon is OP.
 * 18) "Has grown..." No subject.
 * 19) E.M.Peach is called "empea" in the code, and they never changed it.
 * 20) Starfruit does not deserve to cost money.
 * 21) Starfruit got the more expensive price.
 * 22) Starfruit is called splendid. I have a better word. It starts with sw- and rhymes with bell.
 * 23) "Travelled" uses British English.
 * 24) Infi-nut is weak much?
 * 25) Infi-nut has the honor of having its Plant Food effect mentioned in the Travel Log.
 * 26) Infi-nut was once named "holonut", like a hologram.
 * 27) Holocaust-nut.
 * 28) "As a young nut he spent..." Between "nut" and "he", put a comma there!
 * 29) Magnifying Grass cannot kill a full-health Conehead Zombie with one shot.
 * 30) "Beneath her stoic features she takes great joy..." Between "features" and "she", there should be a comma.
 * 31) Is Magnifying Grass sadistic?
 * 32) Why buy Starfruit when you have Rotobaga?
 * 33) Tile Turnip is impractical to use, since it's so expensive and only so helpful.
 * 34) Tile Turnip can be practical for 3 bucks.
 * 35) Tile Turnip shares the same idle animation with Marigold and Sweet Potato.
 * 36) Tile Turnip is also called "powerplant". Hardy har har.
 * 37) "Future fact #23: Nothing bad happens to red shirts." What are future facts numbers 1 through 22?
 * 38) Liar. Red is communist.
 * 39) 1984 is becoming a reality. :-O
 * 40) This forced me to use an immature emoticon.
 * 41) Miley Cyrus is number 23.
 * Oh, so now you're adding "zombie" to the names of Conehead and Buckethead variants?
 * 1) "Poly-polymer" is redundant.
 * 2) Twice the toughness? More like thrice. The critical points system is just confusing.
 * Brain pi.
 * 1) Punk plants? Such a daft statement.
 * 2) The zombies ate your brains 210 years ago, from 2113 to 2323.
 * 3) Shield Zombie cannot be splash damaged. ????
 * 4) Shield Zombie had less counters when its shield protected it at all sides.
 * 5) Shield Zombie wanted to be Mecha-Football Zombie.
 * 6) Bug Bot Imp was originally named Spider Bot Imp. Spiders are insects, not bugs. There is a difference.
 * 7) Bug Bot Imp can survive one Winter Melon and one Spikerock when launched by Gargantuar Prime.
 * 8) What is the point of Robo-Cone Zombie if other zombies have nearly as much health and special abilites?
 * 9) Imagine a Michael Jackson Machine.
 * 10) Mecha-Football Zombie pushes Ghost Pepper if it is behind plants.
 * 11) Mecha-Football Zombie is OP without Plant Food, ridiculously strong defenses, or E.M.Peach.
 * 12) Mecha-Football Zombie can somehow destroy Infi-nut's force field.
 * 13) "Past its prime" joke was already made.
 * 14) Robo-Cone Zombie is stronger than Mecha-Football Zombie, but Football Zombie is stronger than Conehead Zombie.
 * 15) Try defending Lightning Reeds from Mecha-Football Zombie.
 * 16) Giga Mecha-Football Zombie.
 * 17) Gargantuar Prime smashes plants twice.
 * 18) Gargantuar Prime had to be nerfed.
 * 19) Gargantuar Prime could previously attack off-screen.
 * 20) Giga-gargantuar Prime.
 * 21) Sloth Gargantuar Prime.
 * 22) Sloth Giga-gargantuar Prime.
 * 23) Zombot Tomorrow-tron does not spawn Robo-Cone Zombie or Disco Jetpack Zombies.
 * 24) Sun Bean can be used in Sun Bombs levels.
 * 25) Sun bombs can damage Ghost Pepper.
 * 26) Stunion is ineffective against machines.
 * 27) Of course, Gargantuar Prime is the exception.
 * 28) Day 1 gets its pace jacked up thanks to pre-planted Peashooters the first time.
 * 29) Day 17 starts you off with 100 sun the first time, all of which you spend.
 * 30) Day 25 is often impossible without Plant Food.
 * 31) Levels give you Power Tiles on the conveyor belt when Tile Turnip can be used.
 * 32) Terror from Tomorrow is given after beating Day 4. Waaaay too early.
 * 33) Terror from Tomorrow is easy!
 * 34) Removed dialogue said "swell", because it makes sense.
 * 35) A book leeked Jetpack Zombie and Magnifying Grass.
 * I, Zombie clone in China, only different objectives.
 * 1) All By Oneself in China.