Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151217085234/@comment-26826553-20151219072451

Terminator: Fine...shortcut we shall take, then...All of you, get to da choppa!

Agent K: Er, it's a jet.

Terminator: My bad...Get to da jet! Doesn't have the same ring to it, though...

(the kids begin to bug Chard Guard with questions out of curiosity)

Vincent: So, do you get attacked by weasels everyday?

Chard Guard: No matter where me move, weasels seem to follow me...

MB3: Hey, mister, why do you have such big leaves?

Chard Guard: Me use leaves when me wrestle enemies...

Gildia: How does the winter wonderland feel?

Chard Guard: Me used to it, but me get frozen sometimes...

Violet: Gee, mister Chard Guard, I guess you're happy that it's Christmas here everyday...

Chard Guard: (puzzled) Christmas? What Christmas?

Violet: (talks fast) You know, Christmas, when you celebrate & sing carols & make christmas trees & see christmas lights & give gifts & wait for Santa to give gifts-

Chard Guard: Who Santa?

Violet: Santa, a big red guy who gives gifts to good children. But that's not all. On Christmas, you get to be close to family.

Terminator: Violet, Christ won't be born for another 12,000 years. For these guys, there ain't no Christmas. They won't be able to grasp it. They'll just get dizzy & won't even get a thing. Now quit pushing it into him, cause he wouldn't be able to comprehend it.

Violet: Oh (looks down sadly)...sorry if I confused you, mister Chard Guard sir...

Chard Guard: Christmas...Christmas sound good!