Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160608045255

Vergel Nikolai wrote: Joustalot: *rushes to a fast food store* Lunch maiden! I want to order 4 french fries and two boorjers.

Lunchmaid: It's pronounced "burger" sir. And what's with the costume? Aremyou from a fair or what?

Joustalot: Just get me my order. One extra large quad-bacon burger and one veggie and cheese.

Lunchmaid: Coming right up,... sire.

Joustalot: *looks at the TV* Wow. Films of the future sure are awesome. Just look at that "gurap-hikz", Wizlock told me that is a new way people make plays.

Lunchmaid: First of all, it's pronounced "graphics". Second, that thing on the TV is real. It's currently happening now.

Joustalot: Haha. I mean what idiot would like to release a banana against... *looks at the TV with a shock* A GIANT CHOMPERZILLA!!!

Lunchmaid: Why not just call it Chompzilla? //Well, it did happen before Giganana incinerated the filming crew chopper, & that was all two-&-a-half hours ago (3:00 in the RP now). So yeah, that's just news, ain't live.

Random old customer: You're new here...*looks at the guys who seem to have come from a stageplay or cosplay convention, not knowing they were from the past* Not just Chompzilla. THE Chompzilla. Gojira, if you like. Been 50 years since we last saw

//Gojira is just Japanese for Godzilla. I'm just avoiding calling him Godzilla, so I just went for Gojira.

The same random old customer: In the 1950s, the government launched a counterattack on Zomboss. Zomboss managed to divert the course of the nukes, & they just landed into the sea. Turns out, a bunch of prehistoric seeds were lying at the bottom. The rest of the seeds were lost (but probably not destroyed) on impact, but one was irridiated & it sprouted into that heavily radioactive beast: Chompzilla. Sometimes, the beast attacks this city, but most of the time, he attacks Zomboss, because his bases have more nuclear power plants than Suburbia. The beast loves to feed on those. The last time he attacked this city was...60 years ago. Last time we ever saw or heard of the beast was 50 years ago, rampaging on one of Zomboss's island bases.

(News shows the fight earlier, where both monsters were spraying their superpowered breaths at one another.)

The same random old customer: Apparently, Zomboss must've been attacked recently one too many times, so he must have lured the beast to this giant robotic banana. (Screen shows the cyborg, Giganana, firing its claw missiles. Part of Giganana's flesh was stripped off, revealing its endoskeleton...No, Giganana technically isn't a terminator, but it is meant to destroy Gojira...Cam zooms in on the huge buzzsaw sprouting of a vertical slot running down the belly)...Will you look at that piece-a-s**t. Belly buzzsaw! The f**k with it...Well, ain't you supposed to know about these? From the looks of it, you must be cosplayers. You would most probably see at least a few people in those conventions dressed as Gojira...Anyway, that's all I know about the beast. I wasn't even born when Chompzilla first attacked Suburbia. And...HEY, WHERE'S MY FRIES, ZEUS DAMN IT!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR TWO HOURS NOW!!!