Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160505080433/@comment-26826553-20160510060824

Fairy27 wrote: Licorice: Stop....*turns into an Electric Currant* Not thAt PLanT! *turns into a Shrinking Violet* Basically my personality....eek! *shrinks the kids, but at the same time, shiver (The shrunken didn't realize that they're tiny. The ones out of range began laughing.)

Random kids: Hey look, she's crying. HAHAHA!

(Well, since she's a Shrinking Violet, she's gonna be depressed...the kids begin kicking her until the humming in the air got louder.)

???: HEY! GET AWAY FROM HER!

(A fiery pea lands an inch from a Peashooter kid's head, roasting his leaf (hair) off. The other kids began running away. The dog, which shrunk, ran in circles & got trampled.)

???: F**king bullies...*sees the crying Shrinking Violet*...Hey kid, no need to fold up anymore, the bullies are gone...Here...*gives the Shrinking Violet a handkerchief*

(Restaurant)

Rocky Rambo: So you're basically saying we have to get a f**king sub & go down by at least 300 meters?

Terminator: Yes.

John McClane: Bulls**t. The RV had some of its mechanisms jammed yesterday (2082). It can't f**king turn into a sub now...You know what the f**k's the problem? We can't afford to f**king waste hours! By the time we fix that old s**t, more lives will be screwed!

CitroCop: Dave cannot finish the replacement parts fast enough.

Dynamo Jack: You see? This is why we should have demanded Dave to make those replacement parts faster...

(Why can't they simply do time travel to fix s**t? Well, thing is not as easy for them as you think. They're using obsolete equipment, actually...So much for a group that piles up undead corpses. And...yeah, I'm still making up a better reason.)

Yin Yang: So, are we arguing about the killer machine or the RV or what?

Frozone: *sucks his fish back from Yin Yang by rotating backwards* Why argue about s**t when we could argue about our dessert?

Dynamo Jack: No, no, no, first things first: weapons. How the hell can you-

Frozone: What's good with weapons when we don't have transport?

Yin Yang: Well, why don't we just lure the a**hole onto the shore & destroy it while we're on the ground?

Terminator: Negative.

Rocky Rambo: F**king s**t was already tried an hour ago. It didn't do s**t!

John McClane: Yippie-ki-yay...