User blog:Lily8763cp/Everything Wrong with Plants vs. Zombies 2

So some people wanted a sequel and for me not to seem like a Milesprower clone....HERE WE GO!

Everything Wrong With (duh)
 * Spoilers!

Rules of sins
If it goes with the game, it's fine. Offer your ideas in the comments!

Sins

 * 1.Apparently Dave loves a taco so much we break time to get it
 * 2.EA
 * 3.Dave doesn't care that we some traveled through time.
 * 4.As we see Penny can travel through time, why don't we just...I don't know, travel back to our time?!?!?
 * 5.Also Penny is somehow alive.
 * 6.And has feelings even though she's a robot. +3 sins.
 * 9.Grass still doesn't work that way
 * 10.How can we plant in Ancient Sands?
 * 11.Or planks?
 * 12.Or future tiles
 * 13.And stone.
 * 14.* sigh * and ice?
 * 15.Lily Pad still can hold up Tall-nut.
 * 16.And now Potato Mine...somehow.
 * 17.Same with spikeweed.
 * 16.Removing a sin because spikeweed really looks like a weed. Wait that didn't come out right.
 * 17.Is plant food is a plant's favorite food? Do they always eat it if it's hungry? +2 sins
 * 19.Plant food is just a leaf, they are sort of eating their kind!
 * 20.Power ups barley help.
 * 21.And power zap is just a controllable lightning reed plant food!
 * 22.And it doesn't even work as long!
 * 23.Dave is a vegetarian.
 * 24.Dave things the Pirate Seas is called "But Pirates!". I know what he meant.
 * 25.Minecarts
 * 26.Zombies don't know about spoons...somehow.
 * 27.Also how do they eat?
 * 28.Gargantuar Primes
 * 29.Cabbage-pult appears too early
 * 30.Grave Buster lost it's usefulness
 * 31.Graves also now are meat shields.
 * 32.Bloomerang exists
 * 33.Bonk...Choy.
 * 34.Bonk Choy's plant food is OP
 * 35.Snow Pea is premium
 * 36.Squash is premium
 * 37.Starfruit is premium
 * 38.And it's worse than the 1st game!
 * 39.Chomper is premium
 * 40.And like Starfruit, it's even worse.
 * 41.And it's plant food is useful how?
 * 42.Hypno-shroom is premium.
 * 43.Hypnotizing all zombies on screen? NOPE how about free gargs isntead of plant food? GOD EA is dumb.
 * 44.Snapdragon's pun.
 * 45.Also someone made a snapdragon idea, and it was ALMOST THE SAME.
 * 46.Spikeweed can be planted on planks but not Potato Mine? Why?
 * 47.And why can Bowling Bulb be planted on them?
 * 48.Butter is too OP.
 * 49.Threepeater returns.
 * 50.Just...plant 2 snapdragons.
 * 51.Torchwood is premuim.
 * 52.It melts ice in Frostbite caves but not the snow peas
 * 53.And the snow pea itself
 * 54.Or Iceberg Letturce
 * 55.Or frozen melons
 * 56.Or Winter Melon
 * 57.Or Hurrikale.
 * 58.Sap-fling exists
 * 59.Sweet Potato exists.
 * 60.Ghost Pepper is too OP.
 * 61.Magnifying Grass it too OP.
 * 62.It's zen garden animation is creepy.
 * 63.Marigold's tooth...AGAIN.
 * 64.So the cherry bomb bros are like therunawayguys without Tim?
 * 65.Also Cherry Bomb appears too late.
 * 66.Wall-nut was a bowler.
 * 67.Cabbage-pult makes soup...what kind? Split Pea soup? Wait that didn't come out right.
 * 68.Grave Buster is afraid of puppies. I rest my case
 * 69.Iceberg Letturce's face...it's heartless...staring...face...
 * 70.Bonk Choy threatens PEOPLE
 * 71.Bonk Choys are WEAKER THAN PEASHOOTERS.
 * 72.Repeater acts different that the first game in his almanac.
 * 73.Pea-nut isn't punny.
 * 74.Torchwood still can't read.
 * 75.Boosted torchwood doesn't burn ANYTHING. +5 sins.
 * 80.Puff-shroom now is awful!
 * 81.Gatling Pea is reduced to a cameo.
 * 82.Flower pot is reduced to a cameo.
 * 83.Snapdragon's almanac reverences his plant food. Convenience or not it's dumb.
 * 84.Spikeweed was nerfed
 * 85.Spikerock was nerfed.
 * 86.Spikerock has no reason to be there. It's just...2 extra garg hits.
 * 87.How many people know Spring Bean? Apparently over a million in around 1600.
 * 88.Imp Pirate is a time traveler
 * 89.Is it just me or does Imp Pirate's almanac entry give me a "Professor Layton" vibe?
 * 90.Also Imp Pirate has an overused pirate joke.
 * 91.Spring Bean cross-dresses. +5 sins
 * 96.Lily Pad cross-dresses. +5 sins.
 * 101.Coconut Cannon is hairy.
 * 102.Also it's almanac is...gross.
 * 103.Burn banana launcher! It's just a Cob Cannon clone!
 * 104.Threepeater cheats
 * 105.Also it's plant food is AWFUL.
 * 106.For split pea,I wish front head gets the eyebrows so it's USEFUL.
 * 107.Also I would have loved that be a mechanic.
 * 108.Chili Bean is gross.
 * TBA