Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-31725359-20160922142331/@comment-27345738-20161009014320

Granted, BEST IDEA EVER

Need a friend? Are you loneley? Needing to interview a famous person?

Then buy the ''' WHIZOOKA!!!! '''

This is one of our best products ever made! Its like a living teddy bear!! Except you have 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999(5 years later) 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999 of them!!! It has unlimited ammo and if you shoot that much ^ it will just sink your whole country! Lets see... Oh! Heres the video of how much plants and zombies like it!

Intensive carrot: COOL! BEST ARMY EVER! If a clone of whizwhite dies, I DONT HAVE TO REVIVE HIM THANKS TO THIS WHIZZOOKA!!!!!

AKEE: ok, BEST PRODUCT EVER!! LEMME SINK A COUNTRY WITH THIS!!

puff shroom: PLEASE!! DONT SQUISH ME AGAIN BY HUGGING ME!!! *gets squished*

Iceberg lettuce: NO WAIT! DONT STEP ON ME WHIZWHI- *dies*

Soldier zombie: give me all of em! NOW!!!

Not only you get whizwhites, BUT EVERY CLONE HAS 1 WEAPON FROM OUR COMPANY!! It comes with unlimited ammo that has to cool down a bit or you will EXPLODE THE UNIVERSE!!! FUN AND SAFE, RIGHT!?!? So call now and recieve a-

Blover: DO NOT BUY ANY OF THI-
 * gets knocked out by clones*

FREE SECURITY ROBOT WHIZWHITE!! IT SHOOTS EVERYWHERE AND WONT RECOGNISE YOU AND SHOOT YOU!!!! What are you waiting for? Call now!

" try overheating the ammo, its fun! "