User blog:GamesterD/PvZ Heroes Saga Issue 2: Impfinity's Wild Ride

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Plot

 * Sharkbite Shores, Sharkbite Amusement Park*

Impfinity: *Walking on the docks*What a wonderful park. I wanna go ride somwhere.*Looks at a giant rollercoaster*What fun!*Goes to the ticket station only to see the line is very long*Drat.

Random Sunflower in the line: Don't say that.

Impfinity: Whethever. How many things are taking this ride?

Random Sunflower: About 5 billion.

Impfinity: ...wake me up when I'm re-dead.*Faints*

Random Sunflower: Probably shoud've mentioned that the ride takes 499,999,999 things at a time. Oh well.


 * At the entrance*

Solar Flare: *Arrives at the entrance with a badly burned Green Shadow*This is the park E.M. Peach told us to go to.

Green Shadow: *Smoking*Thank you Miss Obvious. Also don't fly with others again if they don't want a 3rd Degree Burn.

Solar Flare: Alright. Let's just find this Grass Knuckles here and get out of here.


 * At the coaster*

Impfinity: *Wakes up*Huh? *Sees the line shortened*Oh it's short. Now I can go on the coaster.*Goes to the ride booth*Can I go in.

???: *Speaks from the ride booth*Are you as tall as the height requirements?

Impfinity: Huh?

???: Lemme check.*Looks at Impfinity*Nope. You don't reach the requirements.

Impfinity: But...

???: Get out.*Punches Impfinity into a lake*

Impfinity: I'll get you for that Mr. Punchy Plant!*Falls into the water*

???: *Thinking*So puny. Will never get to this coaster.*Stops thinking* Next.*Looks up only to realize he's facing at Green Shadow*

Green Shadow: Are you Grass Knuckles?

???: No, I'm Bonk Choy #49322.

Green Shadow: The officials have renamed you Grass Knuckles due to a possible mutation ray thing.

Grass Knuckles: Oh, that's nice. This life is much better than being a failure at weight lifting. I get to punch out the little ones.

Green Shadow: Well, Peashooter told me to get you back to Plant HQ. Now just need tell Solar Flare this...*Eyes begin to glow*What the...

Solar Flare: *Flying in the air when she suddenly here's Green Shadow's "What the..."*What's happening?

Green Shadow: I don't know. Maybe I can speak with others telepathically?

Solar Flare: That's cool and all. So what's up?

Green Shadow: We got the hero. Let's head back to HQ.

Solar Flare: Sure!*Sees something at the park*Um...Green Shadow, should we take care of this first?

Green Shadow: What?

Solar Flare: There's an army of imps coming. And they keep coming.

Green Shadow: What are you talking about?

Grass Knuckles: Oh boy.*Punches an incoming imp*You puny bastard.*Points at all of the many imps*

Impfinity: Ha ha! This is what you get for punching me. Time to ride all the coasters! Also Zomboss will reward so much for taking care of these pests.*All of imps attack*

To be continiued...