Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151217085234/@comment-26826553-20151218110349

Cabbage-pult: Why don't we use my cousin here?

Sap-fling: No, man, last time I became the Christmas tree, it was HACHOOO!!! horrible...

Kernel-pult: Oh c'mon, boy, I bet yarr a** & me whisky bottle that ya can do it again!

Sap-fling: Uh...I-I-I'll try...HACHOOOO!!! Man, my barber will charge me high HAXXX!!! again...

Cabbage-pult: Don't worry cousin, we'll cover you up!

Winter Melon: Yeah then we hang this stupid oaf right at the top!

Melon-pult: No, we hang your a** at the top, dunderdong!

(the twins begin brawling again)

Kernel-pult: Seriously...Will ya scallawags cut the hell out?! It's the middle of the most wonderful time of the year, & here ya go again...

Cabbage-pult: So, let's buy Sappy some Christmas balls first...