User blog comment:Uselessguy/One-year anniversary!/@comment-5079138-20150715141847

Cong-ra-tu-la-tions! Wow, it seems like you're the fastest person to reach 10,000 edits! Joined in 2014, and already has 10,000 edits in a year is really hard, you know.

How about bureaucrat promotion? You actually deserve it (post it on the forum)