Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5565348-20140501200832/@comment-5565348-20140502004343

You reach the tool, and put it in your inventory.

Item Acquired: Verifying Tool

Verifies if porkchop dispensers are real or not.

You're where you expected to be, and it's 5:00 P.M. now. How are you going to get back down?