User blog:Lily8763cp/Random Story - Sock Therapy

This is just a random story I've decided to make...for some reason.

The Story

 * *Inside of a doctor's office, there's Jack-in-the-Box Zombie and a few other zombies sitting on chairs*
 * Jack-in-the-Box Zombie: *winding a Jack-in-the-Box while humming the "Pop goes the Weasel" tune*
 * Jester Zombie: *juggling some rubber balls* Hey! Anyone want to me juggle something else?
 * Abracadaver:I'm not crazy I tell you! I'll...I'll show you REAL magic this time! I swear!
 * *Scientist is roped up and being dragged through the office by a Cozmic Brainz*
 * Scientist:Hey! Untie me right now! I'm your boss! Well...second in command. NO MATTER! LET ME GO!
 * Cozmic Brainz:Can't, boss' orders.
 * Scientist:Why am I even here? This is where all the crazy people are sent to!
 * Cozmic Brainz:You're going to get over your...er...trigger.
 * Scientist:I doubt that's ever going to happen.
 * Cozmic Brainz: *opens the door* Well, we're trying, you like it or not.
 * Scientist: *sigh* Fine. *both enter the room, where a doctor is waiting* Who's this?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:I'm Lost Doctor Zombie. Nice to see you mister Scientist.
 * Scientist:You're a doctor? But...if you're a doctor...why are you giving me therapy?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:I'm both a physical and mental doctor sir.
 * Scientist:Oh.
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Well. Before we try to get you over your trigger, can you tell me how you became triggered by...you know what.
 * Scientist:...oh, I'll tell you. *sigh* It started about two months ago...
 * Lost Doctor Zombie: *interrupts him* Only two months ago?
 * Scientist:DON'T INTERRUPT ME! ...anyways, yes, two months ago...
 * *Flashback to 2 months ago, in Frontline Flats*
 * Scientist: *talking to a Landscaper* And make sure nothing goes wrong this time.
 * Landscaper:Of course sir. *suddenly hears a Shuck Shot* WHAT THE?!?!?
 * Scientist:Shoot! We're under attack! EVERYONE! GET ARMED!
 * Commando Corn: *from over the wall, has both of his eyes* Give up now and nobody gets hurt!
 * Captain Cannon:Like we'd believe that! PIRATES! ARM THE CANNONS! *all the other Captain Cannons get on their Cannon Rodeos* AND...FIRE! *all of them fire*
 * Scientist: *looking through another Captain Cannon's Extend-o-cannon* What's going on there? *sees Commando Corn with Nec'Rose, about 40 Electro Peas and 15 Camo Cacti* Seems simple enough.
 * Super Commando:What should I do sir?
 * Scientist:Bring some troops around the wall and sneak attack them.
 * Super Commando: *salutes* Yes sir! *runs off with some other zombies*
 * Scientist:Good. *looks over and seems some of the Electro Peas suddenly turn around, like they're leaving* What the? Oh...*begins laughing* they must be retreating! Ha ha!
 * *Meanwhile, on the plant's side*
 * Commando Corn:Nec'Rose, have the Electro Peas armed the "sock cannon" yet?
 * Nec'Rose:Just left.
 * Commando Corn:Drat! *yells at the other Electro Pea* I know you guys are hurt, but you need to endure more pain! We need more time!
 * Electro Pea #1:S...seriously...?
 * Electro Pea #2:Can't we just leave?
 * Commando Corn:No! *Super Commando is sneaking up behind him* We need to fight! You guys can't just...
 * Super Commando: *"shoves" his Z3 Crossbow right into Commando Corn's right eye* Poke.
 * Commando Corn: *quickly hits the Crossbow out of his eye, and then uses one of his arms to hold onto his eye* AUGH! MY EYE! *looks back* WHAT THE?!?!
 * Super Commando: *realizes he just lost his weapon* Oh! Er...heh...wasn't me!
 * Commando Corn: *uses his other arm to point at Super Commando* ATTACK!
 * Super Commando: *looks at the other troops, which consist of Sky Troopers, Z7 Imps, and a single Hover-Goat 3000* Uh...you guys too! Attack!
 * *Both sides end up fighting as Scientist and the Landscaper watch from their side of the wall*
 * Scientist:Well. That's a shame. *laughs* Because now they're going to lose all their fighters!
 * Landscaper:...boss?
 * Scientist:Yes?
 * Landscaper:That Commando Corn. Do you think his eye would regrow if he respawned?
 * Scientist:Why does that matter to us? Why should we care?
 * Landscaper:Sir...I'm just...
 * Scientist:IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU FOOL!
 * Landscaper:Uh...o...ok then...
 * Scientist:Anyways...*looks back the plant's side of the wall with the Extend-o-cannon* Everything seems fine for us.
 * Landscaper: *sees a giant cannon* Sir? Look up.
 * Scientist:Look up? *brings his Extend-o-cannon upwards, to see the giant "trash chute" with a banner saying "Sock Cannon"* What the...
 * Landscaper:Should we do something sir?
 * Scientist:WHAT DO YOU THINK? *cough* *cough* Sorry. Battling is stressful sometimes, I swear.
 * Captain Cannon: *overheard the last part* Ok sir! PIRATES! SQUAT! *all the Captain Cannons squat* TAKE OUT YOUR MAP! *all the Captain Cannons take out their maps* And...*takes out his Parrot Pal* RELEASE THE BIRDS! *the rest of them release their Parrot Pals*
 * Scientist:Good. *sees all the birds fly out* We just need to bomb that good.
 * *Meanwhile, near the Sock Cannon*
 * Electro Pea #33:How many more socks do we need?
 * Electro Pea #15:No idea. Ask the boss.
 * Electro Pea #33:Ok! *tugs at a nearby Electro Pea, who is the boss* Boss! How many more socks do we need?
 * Electro Pea: *looking at the pile* Hmmm...I say five. So then we can five...r...the cannon! *the other Electro Peas stare at him* That pun was funny...right?
 * Electro Pea #15 and Electro Pea #33:No boss.
 * Electro Pea:Either way, yes, put 5.
 * Electro Pea #21: *holding 5 socks* I got 5 socks sir! I'll put them in! *shoves them in the cannon, and the socks are all then pushed into a giant ball* And...fire?
 * Electro Pea:Fire.
 * *The Sock Cannon is fired, and the massive sock ball is released. Flying through the air, it hits most of the Parrot Pals, and it gets closer and closer to the wall*
 * Scientist: *still standing by the open gap with the Extend-o-cannon focused on the battle* Look at these fools. They're just Hypering around like a bunch of hopeless cases. *a giant shadow starts to form in the battlefield* What the...*looks up to see the Sock Ball* !!! *gets hit by the sock ball, which is then rolled into multiple houses*
 * Landscaper: *uses his Jackhammer to hurry over* Sir! Are you ok?
 * Scientist:Ugh...*one of his hands pop out from the ball and starts shaking it wildly*
 * Landscaper:Ok sir! I'll burst you out of here! *looks at a nearby Welder* Pst, could you burn this for me?
 * Scientist: *partly muffled due to being in the sock ball* Burn this? *a blast from the Welding Blast sets the whole thing on fire, and he is "released" from the sock ball, but is sort of fire himself* GAH! *rolls over and the fire is put out* You...*his eye starts twitching, and he suddenly jolts at the whole group* YOU IDIOTS! HOW COME NOBODY NOTICED THAT STUPID CANNON!?!?!
 * Captain Cannon:We were busy fighting the Electro Peas, that Nec'Rose and that Commando Corn!
 * Welder:I just got here!
 * Landscaper:...I got nothing to be honest.
 * Scientist: *his eye is still twitching* DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU GUYS HAVE LEFT OPEN NOW?
 * Landscaper:How about we just sneak over?
 * Scientist:WITH THEM STILL THERE? SERIOUSLY?
 * Welder:...can I leave now?
 * Scientist: *holds onto his head and gives the Landscaper a badge* I need to rest, you're in charge now. *turns around and leaves*
 * Landscaper:Wait, what?
 * Scientist: *mumbling and grabs onto a sock* ... *starts to growl slightly and blasts it apart with his Goo Blaster*
 * *Present*
 * Scientist:And I found out afterwards that the battle ended in a stalemate. The plants didn't win, but their two commanders, some Electro Peas on the battlefield and the Electro Peas running the...sock cannon escaped.
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:I see. But...how do you know what the plants were saying?
 * Scientist:There's cameras all over the place. I just saw the footage later.
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Well...anyways. Let me get this straight. You get triggered by socks because two months ago, a sock cannon was used to leave major damage in Frontline Flats, am I correct?
 * Scientist: *has one of his hands on his face* As silly as that sounds, yes. That is correct.
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Well. This should be simple to fix. Let me just get something...*takes off one of his shoes, which shows he's been wearing socks, and takes the sock off. He then puts his shoe back on and walks over with the sock in his hand* This is a sock. What's your reaction?
 * Scientist: *his eye starts twitching* Those stupid socks that f***ed up my whole...*reaches for his Goo Blaster, but notices it's gone* Huh? What the? Where's my weapon!
 * Lost Doctor Zombie: *smirks* It's with that Cozmic Brainz. We needed to make sure this didn't get messy.
 * Scientist:Ugh. You thought of everything. But how is this going to help?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Well...*gets even closer with the sock, and Scientist slowly backs his head away* I'm just going to leave this sock in your face, and you'll have to leave it there for 10 minutes*
 * Scientist:T...ten minutes you say? *his eye starts twitching faster* T...that's nothing! *quickly grabs the sock and places it on his head* You'll see! Come back here in ten minutes and you'll see it on my face!
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:I'm not leaving. I'm watching.
 * Scientist:...
 * *5 minutes later*
 * Scientist:Don't you have anything better to do?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Not really. This is an appointment, I have to stay with you. If I left you alone...
 * Scientist:I'M NOT INSANE!
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Yes, but that sock costed me $5, I don't want you to destroy it.
 * Scientist: *looks at his watch* This is boring. Is there literally anything else we can do?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Well...there's one thing...
 * Scientist: *jumps up* What?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:...well...you can face your trigger head on.
 * Scientist:Like this isn't?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Well, it'll be short and sweet.
 * Scientist:What is it?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Jump into a pile of socks and stay there, not moving or doing anything to disrupt to socks on you, for only a minute.
 * Scientist:Fine! Bring it on! *sees the pile of socks and runs towards them*
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Uh...sir?
 * Scientist: *already in the pile* What? Drop some socks on my head why don't you?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Good idea! *places some socks on Scientist's head*
 * Scientist: *muffled* Don't you understand sarcasm?
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Oh. Well, you sounded excited.
 * Scientist: *covered in socks* ....................................
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:If you want to stop now...
 * Scientist:Of course not! Not now!
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Ok then! *starts counting down* 39...38...37...
 * Scientist:Don't do that.
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Ok ok, fine!
 * *1 minute later*
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:A minute and thirty seconds are up!
 * Scientist:Whew...wait. A minute and thirty seconds? You said only a minute!
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Seeing how you were acting, I decided to add thirty seconds just to make sure.
 * Scientist: *rolls his eyes and grabs a sock* ...you know. It wasn't the sock's fault. It probably didn't want to be in the air anyways. It wanted to be on the ground. On someone's foot.
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Y...yeah. That's what socks are for.
 * Scientist:Hmm. I think I understand these things better now. *gives Lost Doctor Zombie his sock back and then shakes his hand* Thank you mister Lost Doctor.
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:Heh. You're welcome sir.
 * Scientist: *lets go on his hand* You'll be getting a good raise.
 * Lost Doctor Zombie:You don't have to sir.
 * Scientist:No no, I insist. *waves and walks out of the office*
 * Cozmic Brainz:So, how was it?
 * Scientist:A full blown success. *takes his Goo Blaster out of Cozmic Brainz's hands* And you don't need this anymore.
 * Cozmic Brainz:Aw man...I was starting to enjoy it.
 * Scientist: *begins to leave the office* Oh come on, say things like that, and I'll force you into a fight. Come on. Foot Soldier is probably wondering if his little idea worked or not.
 * Cozmic Brainz:Oh! Right behind you sir! *leaves the office as well
 * *The End*

Trivia

 * I do plan on trying to make one story once a week, starting with this one.
 * This story for the most part was just a simple story about Scientist stopping his trigger towards socks, though it also became a little explanation of how Commando Corn lost his eye, and why he dislikes Super Commandos (one poked his eye out)
 * Scientist isn't a total "a******" like he might seem to be. It's just that he can get really into battle, and make him start acting like a complete jerk, because he hates plants with a passion, and lacks an understanding on why other zombies seem to even remotely care for them (this time, in Landscaper's case, asking if Commando Corn would keep his lost eye, when it was really just a question out of curiosity.)
 * This was made to end a little "inside joke" on the Ask the Zombies thread, where Scientist would get triggered by the mention of socks.

Have you read this story? Yes Brainz!