Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-24720669-20140914174521/@comment-26871359-20140927214945

BACK IN THE REAL WORLD...

Hello there, my hard-shelled and non-shelled friends.

Cactivus? But aren't you dead?

I AM dead. I am the spirit of Cactivus. I come to you with an urgent message from the future.

What is it, o great, almighty, dead Cactivus?

Blazing-pult and the rest of the Inferno-pults are planning something BIG. I mean VERY, IMMENSELY BIG!

But they've already taken over the world!

I know that. But their next plan is worse. FAR WORSE.

*from inside of Coconut Rocket Launcher* What IS their plan?

You'll just have to wait and see. For now, keep your eyes locked on the road ahead of you.

I'm staring at the road. Nothing's happening.

No, you dimwit, I meant that metaphorically! *disappears*

We've gotta find out what their 'big plan' is!

And fast, before they put it into action!