Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160403145704/@comment-28270366-20160422122440

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: TAPA, can you input the Obliterator's stats now? Also, can you also ask for the stats of my character and ask questions to them? This thread gets under weak activity since last week.

Obliterator, how were you doing with Commander Anklebone and Dr. Zombnik during campaigns and skirmishes? I herd that Anklebone sometimes insults you when you're not around, but you're a robot right? So you don't get offended. //Just wait, I'm a bit still dealing with the net. If I muster my strength, then I could put it in. Also note that four of my characters are not declared terminators anymore (because I never really intended them to be robots in the first place), so the only terminators in The Expendables is the T-850 ZSM-101 on the plants side, & the T-850 ZSM-665 on the undead side. Originally, the guys in their place where real plants/zombies, it just so happened both were replaced by machines.

And since Zomboss made him, I'll have him answer for him.

Zomboss: What? No, I don't just send my terminators to do stuff like that. I do use him for heavier, more dangerous duties I won't dare send real zombies on, like assassination missions or missions that involve tilting the timeline in our favor (that's what terminators are usually used for, but that's not the primary reason why I created them), though occassionally, I send him to lead a full army, but not with Anklebone, rather, with The Expendables. Anklebone is a very efficient zombie, I appreciate that. But this unit is an efficient machine, so he's not used at the same level. I can say I did make a great machine, but there's that problem with the conversation. I can't talk to him the way I can talk to Anklebone. You can carry light conversations, sarcasm, & jokes on real people. When it comes to machines, they are just too serious. Joke all you want, they most probably won't get it. Talk to them with slang or other s**t, & they would just cock their head, declare it irrelevant (or not respond) until I give them their real mission. Sometimes, I wonder if I should have tried to make them have emotions, even fake ones...But who needs emotions when you have killing machines that do jobs in ways no zombies or plants can do? HAHAHAHA!!! I will soon take over Suburbia...

(Yep, Zomboss totally forgot about T-900s. Ever since he made the 1000 series, he forgot about the units that are "capable" of "emotion". He still produces other terminators. But the T-900 is a forgotten concept, but one will show up in an RP someday...)

(The Obliterator only works with The Expendables, not with Anklebone or anyone else, which explains the minimal contact with them. But 99% of the time, Zomboss sends him alone, just as how Crazy Dave sends The Terminator alone. As in no help, no company, just themselves. And I guess Anklebone does know about Zomboss creating terminators (most of Zomboss's army doesn't, since he's too paranoid to even let the concept slip beyond his inner circle), & therefore insults The Obliterator's mechanical nature. However, T-1000 units sometimes understand the concept of insulting...a human got killed by one on the TV series due to that.)

//Well here's their reaction...

Anklebone: Boss, do you really need to humiliate my name in front of them?

Zombnik: Idiot! Just stick to the question.

Anklebone: Alright. *clears throat* Well I did knew Boss made such machines. But it turns out that he starts forgetting about us. Every time he orders that piece of Roman copper in a mission, I get... it's hard to explain. So sometimes me and Zombnik could go for some skirmish near his mission area and kill his assigned target to make Zombies proud. But it turns out that General Kassandros is much better at it. When we start to engage, he always comes first.


 * flashback*

(Zombies Mountain, back from the time Zombies made the Obliterator)

Zomboss: Excellent! His a complete success. Right doc?

Zombnik: Everything worked well for him.

Anklebone: So this is the killing machine you made. How empressive boss.

Zomboss: For now on you'll call him General Kassandros Phyruss.

Anklebone: Wait, I am the general. You can't just make a humanoid killer machine a general.

Zomboss: Well, his program makes him do what is assigned. And he's more complex. So, you're demoted.

Anklebone: Nooooooo!!!


 * flashback end*

Anklebone: Like Zomboss ordered, only me and Zombnik know his true nature. I feel like a useless sponge to be bludgeoned by someone made out of metal. That piece of copper! Of all of the machines he built it has to be a Roman soldier! That piece of copper has no right to be general. I was supposed to be the one to order him around, and not him ordering me. *sighs* Well this time, I'll be the one who will bring Bucky to Zomboss, and not him. The credits shall go to mine. I'll be risking my rotting flesh to save Bucky from that burning piece of tin (the Terminator) and send himnto Zomboss so he could be proud of me for sometimes!!!