Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-26209257-20141111213716/@comment-5204503-20141112125608

Lolwutburger: *knocks on the door* Is this place open? I'm a kid that's bored and wants pizza and singing animatronic entertainment. *wanders inside because I'm bored*

Current Security Guard: D*mn. There's a kid in here and it's not even office hours. It's midnight, for somebody's sake! Why would a child want to go to a closed pizza place at the middle of the night?