Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151119160845/@comment-26826553-20151217080453

Terminator: Now deal with it, b***h!

(the mechosaur opens its mouth, releasing many small mechanical Dilophosauruses)

Terminator: Blasted bull-

(the Dilophosaurus mechs spray acid at him from all sides, momentarily causing the Terminator to momentarily get stunned)

Terminator: (gets up, parts of him shriveled white) You will pay, motherf***ers...

(he massacres the Dilo mechs, melting one, decapitating another, & crushing the next, all within 15 seconds)

Terminator: A**holes...I really wish I'd be immune to acid...that's the only thing I'm not immune to.

(his wife sobs on him, her tears neutralizing the acidic damage)

Terminator: Thanks honey. Thank heavens I have a good wife.

Marielle: (wipes eyes, & kisses the Terminator's cheek) It's ok, sweetheart. Of course I'll do anything for you.

Dynamo Jack: C'mon, get to the smooching part!

Terminator: (springs forward & punches Jack in the face again) F*** up!...You'll have to wait...