Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160703102409/@comment-26826553-20160710034152

Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: //When solid, it meant ones that are hard & rigid like kokonuts or wall-nuts or even Winter Melons, not made of fleshy stuff (I assume that, except for the cap, the shrooms are fleshy). And, well, whatever does succeed in clogging the barrel gets shot back out, flying off-screen, so it can't be reused.

(There's something smelly a few inches in front of Draken's nose - the invisible maw of the shark cannon, wide open.)

Kap. Guak: *turns visible* Yerr time has come, yah rotten lad!

(Gun goes on vacuum mode) //Well, yeah they are fleshy. And Aurocoatl can turn them into one.

Draken: Raaaah!

Aurocoatl: Now, my lord!

Sporo II: Spore Jet! *shoots a huge spore cap right to the cannon*

Aurocoatl: Golden Enchantment! *turns the spore cap into solid gold.

//Does this work now? Kap. Guak: *SUCK!* FOOL! YOUR STUPID GOLD WOULD NOT-

(Shark cannon spits sparks. Kap. Guak faces the camera with his "not again" face as the shark cannon farts ash on him & fires the gold away.)

Arcade Machine #100: HP is down to 5%

(There's a pattern to the damage done to Kap. Guak. But a few more hits will do.)

Kap. Guak: *shakes the dust off of him* You, lad, has made yourself an enemy out of the greatest pirate on these lands. Prepare as I send yerr arse for Davy Jones's Locker! *fades away, the sound of his feet sliding on the floor is heard as he rockets (thanks to his shark blunderbuss) towards Auro*