Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-25825221-20150709032226/@comment-25301846-20150727022934

Mathdude314 wrote: 

Well, I bring out an Everything-Proof Pirate Ship that has everything you have.
 * I make the pirates, vikings, and E.M. Peaches everything-proof as well, when I try again.
 * Ah, but you forgot our special trap when all else fails! The ground lifts up and flaps around, scattering them all miles away. It has a range of 3 miles around the fortress. And when that fails, we just lift the fortress up out of the ground so it's more like a spaceship.
 * About the E.M.Peaches, the outer wall is 60 meters thick and the E.M.Peach gets a range of like 2 meters. If that.