User blog:Tile Denial/Ideas for Funny Almanac Entries

I decided to head back to my Funny Almanac Entries a while back and it SERIOUSLY needs some Cleaning Up, which I'm currently working on. The point of these Almanac Entries is just for fun, and possibly for mocking PopCap's laziness by dealing with their lousy issues.

The main thing I've been doing is trying to replace the descriptions with something better and funnier. And luckily enough, I'm going to be doing REQUESTS. All you have to do is write down the stuff you want me to put in there. Make sure you also include the name of the character so I know where to put it. I'll add your request to the page if I think it's good enough and I'll let you know.