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2. Compare peas to water bombs filled with goo.

26. How else would they get the message through? They don't seem to use the internet, so they couldn't send e-mails.

37. A tree trunk.

47. He's called 'Scardey-shroom'. He's definately scared of close zombies.

64. As stated in its Almanac entry, 'Zombies don't breathe. They don't need air. So why does Snorkel Zombie need a snorkel to swim underwater? Answer: peer pressure.'

91. This.

95. Of course zombies can't jump over a plant as tall as a stretched Cactus.

108. How do you know?

136. I reckon night-time is the perfect time for an ambush.