Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151201112628

//Note: Lame RP (for now). This RP doesn’t really have any fixed course/setting or anything. It just starts in 2081, in the house of a certain high-ranking general of the plant army, one of Crazy Dave’s 2nd-in-commands. This RP is just supposed to play out for the holidays...

???:  (typing) Here I am again, bent on my laptop...

Back in my day, 150 million years ago, I lived all by myself within a volatile, primitive, volcanic marsh, a world that was dead serious. In the place of comedy was enjoyable brutality. Every day almost seemed exactly the same as the last. Back then, there was no such thing as a Happy Holiday.

Now, I live in the future, 2081. Instead of walking on a muddy terrain, I enjoy a high-tech, three-storey house, with my five descendants & my 5-year old adopted daughter, in a much brighter world. Though there’s still brutality, there’s finally comedy. Now, the days seem twice as exciting as the last. Because now...

Cabbage-pult: (from the first floor) Hey, pops, will you come down here already? C’mon pops, we have a long good day ahead of us!

Violet: Daddy, daddy, c’mon, let’s go!

???: (typing) Oh, I forgot to type the date...IT’S DECEMBER 1, B***H!

(the Terminator then closes his laptop)

Terminator: Don’t worry kids, I’ll join up! Wait a sec, people!

(& he warps down to the 1st floor via a Power Tile)

//This is a countdown RP for the PvZ characters until Christmas/New Year, if you guys are wondering...  