Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-27037991-20160924050303/@comment-26488146-20161004224438

I space, I survive with my Ogre gas mask (which turns the vacuum into air, somehow) find a alien ship (because the mask can let you fly, like Shrek), which I hijack and take back to Earth. Then I find your hill. I program the ship to go on a collision course with you upon your hill, stay in it through the atmosphere, then I jump out about 30 feet above your hill, watch it crash on you and kill you, as well as demolish your hill, then I glide down using my Ogre powers to a neighboring hill.

I dedicate this hill to Shrek, so that way he will defend me.

My new hill.