Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160403145704/@comment-26826553-20160405024241

Pumpkin Pro wrote: Couchtato: However I do have questions about the Xenochomper's origins. Can you make hybreeds with them? For example a Winter Melon that has Xenochomper DNA. How will that work out? Also if you want my information go here! Couchtato Info. This "Pumpkin Pro" person really made a blog about me! I feel special for once in my life! //If you don’t know, just see the blog. But I guess it’s just Couchie who’s clueless, right?

The answer? See the first four stages of the Xenochomper life cycle in the blog.

Done reading? Well, since Xenochompers take traits from their host (remember, they used to be cancer tumors developed from the cells of the victim), then a Xenochomper will have the host’s abilities, provided they always have the chomper face & acidic sap. For example, if it came out of a Winter Melon, then it may have the pult or the ice powers, but it will still have the face, sap, instincts, intellect, & behavior of a Xenochomper. Xenochompers also inherit memory, like animals, but, being beastly, whatever emotional memory the Winter Melon had would not affect them. They would probably just take the host’s survival instincts. For example, the PredAlien (combo of Predator & Xenochomper) skins its victims like a Predator would, due to the inherited hunter instincts.

Well, that process cannot be replicated artificially, the only way is to infect someone with the Xenomorph cancer, but doing so, of course, needs a living host, a biological host, & the host would die because the baby (or babies if a Xenospikerock is used instead of a Xenospikeweed facehugger) would burst out of his chest or face or belly, & if that’s the case, whoever did the breeding experiment is a murderer.

Actually, there’s a deeper origin of the Xenochompers that I have yet to put in the blog. You know what the truth is? Other aliens bred them for biological weapons? The Predators were not the first to breed them. Something else in space planned to use it a biological weapon to use against any planet, especially Yautja Prime…

The alien species that did that will probably this time be based on a zombie. If anyone watched the film Prometheus, you know what to expect… The Xenochompers? The ones you see ain’t even their original forms. The natural form? The natural form is that they are white, elastic, soft, & the mouth by the end of their tongue wasn’t there: rather, they had protrusible jaws like that of a goblin shark. They were genetically modified & bred for war, resulting in the Xenochomper seen today… But how did Couchie know of the existence of aliens? Only 1% of the world’s population knows that such things as Aliens, Predators, & Terminators exist, & most of them are either keeping the secret or locked in a hospital for the insane because no one believes them (& all three beings will remain unknown for a long, long, time, so if anyone thinks they can reveal knowledge about them to the world, forget the s**t, it wouldn’t work. You’ll just end up in a mental facility.)

BTW, someone may know about Xenochompers, because a nest of them is in the Suburbian sewers…but then again, those who see them usually don’t survive with their knowledge, or, they end up in a mental hospital! Also, what is Couchie’s voice? Pick anyone known for a voice, even if the said guy is not a voice actor. For example, Carrie Myers is voiced here by Emilia Clarke, while The Terminator, of course, has the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger. You can choose anyone, even someone like…Donald Trump? XD…Nah, of course not that one, get an appropriate voice for a kid like Couchie…

Vincent: Couchtato, is it okay if we call you Couchie? Because Couchie seems to be a cuter name. :) If you don't like it, no offense, I won't call you that. But really, Couchie just seems cuter :)

