User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 14: A Schooling at Zombie U

Thank very active fanbase for 2 votes for this. If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here.

Plot

 * Zombie University, Z-Tech HQ*

Professor Brainstorm: *In front of The Smash*Alright Smash, how does the alphabet work?

The Smash: Umm...A, Brainz, C...

Professor Brainstorm: No no no!*Zaps The Smash with lightining*Try again.

The Smash: A, B, Cattail!

Professor Brainstorm: You idiot.*Tries to summon more lightining but fails*What the...

Gadget Scientist: Sir, I got a call from Zomboss saying that you used your zapper too many times.

Professor Brainstorm: But I used them to get rid of those pesky Black Eyed Peas, what's so wrong about that?

Gadget Scientist: You're draining the Zombie Electricity Power to teach the students. And we already lost 82 Gigavolts on the Jurassic Bully before he was able to move 3 inches. Zomboss decided to give you those nearly useless dancers and gave the Electrobolt to Z-Mech.

Professor Brainstorm: Ugh...*Looks at the Backup Dancers*Go do something to him.

Backup Dancer #7584320580: Yes sir.*Both zombies begins kicking The Smash but it doesn't do anything*

Professor Brainstorm: ...This can't get any worse.

Gadget Scientist: Oh and he said to teach Impfinity and Rustbolt as well.

Professor Brainstorm: NOOOOOO...


 * Plant HQ, Suburbia*

Green Shadow: *Looking through a telescope at Zombie University*So Wall-Knight and Chompzilla were correct about a zombie school. And guess who we had to thank.*Glares at Solar Flare*

Solar Flare: It was just a prank!

Green Shadow: *Shoots a pea at her*What an A-Hole.

Grass Knuckles: At least you female have an attitude.

Green Shadow: Shut up.

Spudow: Guys, can we just go invade the school. I don't like the idea of smart zombies.

Grass Knuckles: Well I got a boxing match to do so I...

Green Shadow: *Grabs him by the mask*You're going for being a d*** the last time. Now let's go.

Grass Knuckles: But...

Green Shadow: NOW!!!*Runs off with the hero*

To be continued...