Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151201112628/@comment-26826553-20151201133030

Superbean: And may you all be good children for Santa this year, kids!

Winter Melon: F*** Santa! Damn Santa! Santa is b***h!

Cabbage-pult: Hey man, what the hell, there are children here!

Melon-pult: What do we get when we flip Santa? Satan!

Dynamo Jack: What's the problem with those two?

Terminator: Well, these guys had a bunch of bad seeds as kids, you know. And, well...I did warn them that Santa watches their sorry a**es all-year round.

Winter Melon: He still didn't give me that epic Tesla Snowglobe wi-fi I requested for back when I was 7 years old! And I never got the Mr. Freeze action figure he promised me!

Melon-pult: I didn't receive the f***ing monster trucks I wished for!

Terminator: Well, if the two of you got along well back when you were kids, if you two weren't always fighting each other, maybe Santa would've given you guys what you were wishing for. And no, Wintus, he promised to give you those gifts if you were a good boy. Besides, that was 15 years ago, let it go!

Cabbage-pult: Frozen reference?

Sap-fling: Maybe a HAXXX!!! coincidence...

Winter Melon: I blame this on you, you seedless idiot!

Melon-pult: Blame it on your fat a**, b***h!

(the two begin fighting again, tumbling around in the snow)

Agent K: Seriously, did you even tell these guys the truth?

Terminator: Heh, I decided to let them figure out the truth themselves...

Winter Melon: It isn't really Santa's fault, you fata**! It's you!

Melon-pult: NO! IT'S YOUR DAMN SEEDLESS HEAD, DAMN YOU!!!

(the melon twins continue brawling)