Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-28270366-20171005132339/@comment-28270366-20171123060351

Venera651 wrote: Kalos peeks out from the chest.

Kalos: Whaddya mean, insult? He IS a Neanderthal. Can't you tell by his anatomy?

Kalos gets out of the chest, walks up to Narghul, and points at his head.

Kalos: Notice the smaller cranium, more finely-chiseled jaw, and eyebrows. These are obvious signs that this Zombie is not from modern times. As in, this Zombie was a human from before the Ice Age. Or around that time. Also note the enhanced muscle mass in this Neanderthal's shoulders--perfect for manual labor.

Kalos concludes his mini-biology lesson with a simple question.

Kalos: Anywho, how did you get him on the ship? Normally, primitive Zombies tend to stay at their homes, leaving only to hunt. And since our friend here hasn't clobbered anyone to death yet, I'm assuming that's not his motive for coming aboard.

Felix: Correct, this is a neanderthal. And wrong, this is not a zombie. Because if this was to be a zombie, he would have gray skin and wouldn't have breathed heavily. And I assume he's a friendly neanderthal. I've heard some stories about recent death of native neandethals isolated on the Northern Mountains. Yep, not all of them are extinct. But most of them were killed off by vikings, mafias, and the Windegoo himself. And I think this guy was the last of them.

Narghul: True... Me. Last. Narghul. Family killed. By Windegoo.