Board Thread:Reporting station/@comment-26945790-20160714001235/@comment-7091122-20160807180554

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Coollittlepeashooter wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: The Copper Freddy wrote: Phantom of Ra wrote: So, an another species of socks, Fart socks. That was found a long time ago...? Fiona is old...Either this is Fiona or someone inspired by her...

Hey Fiona, you kept playing this stupid fart-spam game of yours for quite a long time now. Don't you get it, mate? Resistance is futile, you're playing a game you cannot win, because the law of this world is that trolls never win. Perhaps it's time you retire. You no longer have to keep coming here for us to retire you. Retire yourself, free yourself from your obsession of knitting your fart socks. Shrek's looking for you, go home. You're only wasting your time, rotting away, dedicating yourself to a job of knitting fart-socks, a job that will never pay off, a work that you never had to dedicate yourself to, a career that never gave off any benefits for anyone. I mean, sure, may be your hobby, but what kind of a hobby is that? Only gluttons for punishment & hate have that hobby, & do you want to prove yourself as one? If you want hate so much, do it somewhere else. You'll get more stings out there than in here...

Nailed it!

Yep...definitely Fiona's species: troll...yeah, yeah, I know, Shrek is an ogre, & so is his wife...but a troll can be said to be a type of ogre...So still, troll. She's an ogre; otherwise, Homestuck would be a lot more confusing to me.