Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151225122107/@comment-26826553-20151226031236

Dynamo Jack: (rolls downhill, crushing zombies & leaving radioactive gas in his wake) NO A**HOLE MESSES WITH THE KING OF BOWLING!!! I BEAT THE OLD CHAMP HIMSELF!!! (too bad both of us are retired from the bowling league for a rematch)

Scientist: It's a good thing we zombies have adapted to gases!

CitroCop: Adapt to this. (forces a plasma ball down the Scientist's throat, causing an explosion)

Big fat king: Urk...(promotes every peasant to knight status)

Superbean: (swoops down & rams the king, knocking his head & crown off) F**kings (pun) are born to be assassinated! Off with your head, sir!

All knight zombies: The king is dead! Retreat! Retreat! (all run toward the portal)

Terminator: (steps in between the knights & the portal) Whoa, whoa, where's your chivalry? e can't have you d***wads run back in there & continue the Black Death. (Bubonic Plague). I guess I can help the 14th & 15th centuries become a bit cleaner...Go to the devil, you are all terminated! (punches the ground, causing a huge rift to crack open like an angry mouth, swallowing every knight, & closing up) Good...The problems' done...Now, can anyone mind fixing this f***ing crack in the ground?