User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 2 - From the Future

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"Episode"

 * *Kernel Corn is reading a book near the flag of power*
 * Kernel Corn: *sigh* Do I have to watch over this flag? No zombies have showed up for 3 days now! Some of the other plants are tuning Sunflower's abilities more but...*a blue portal opens from the sky and a cactus-like figure falls from the portal* WHAT THE? *rushes over to the cactus, who's on the ground* Are you ok?
 * ???:Ugh...where am I?
 * Kernel Corn:You're by the flag of power, now owned by Suburbia, I'll bring you to our station, ok?
 * ???:...ok then...
 * *As both leave the flag of power, the blue portal re-opens and spits out another plant, a spider-like orange wearing shades*
 * ???:Ow...WHAT THE? Where did that portal she "accidently" open take us? I should at least look around, maybe I can trick the guy who set up my bounty to give me it now! *rolls away*
 * *Scene cuts to inside the big tree in Suburbia, where Sunflower uses her new abilities to treat the stranger's wounds*
 * Sunflower:Who are you?
 * ???:...I can't really say, I'm not meant to be here, I shouldn't be here. But of course, that Citron had to get in the way.
 * Peashooter:"Citron"?
 * ???:Bounty hunter, he'll do anything to get pay, including destroying other plants.
 * Peashooter:Hate to sound like an idiot but, where you his next target?
 * ???:Yes, I admit, I've gone to extreme measures to try and get rid of the zombies, but I never thought they would here bounty hunters like him to try and get me.
 * Cactus: *walks in* Alright, what did I miss? Bounty hunters?
 * ???:...wait...are you Cactus?
 * Cactus:...yes?
 * ???: *stands up* So you're my great grandmother, hello there. My name is Valentia Cacti, but it's best to call me Future Cactus.
 * Sunflower:You're going to have a kid Cactus?
 * Cactus: *stares blankly at Future Cactus in total shock while blushing*
 * Sunflower:...Cactus?
 * Cactus: *quickly shivers* Uh...yeah...I guess so.
 * Peashooter: *quietly giggling* Congratulations.
 * Cactus: *slaps Peashooter* Shut up! Anyways, why are you here?
 * Future Cactus:I accidently activated a time travel portal, which exist in the future, and I fell into it in an attempt to escape from Citron, but, of course, he followed me, simply thinking it'd teleport us to another location, truthfully, I thought that too but...now I'm stuck back in this stupid past.
 * Sunflower:Do we win?
 * Future Cactus:Nope, 300 years ahead of you and we're still in an endless struggle.
 * Sunflower:That...that can't be true! Rose saw me winning the war and I'd wither before 300 years!
 * Cactus:Heh, she must've been wrong. *Cactus and Future Cactus get up and leave, leaving only Peashooter and a bewildered Sunflower*
 * Peashooter:I'm sure Rose is telling the truth, she's never been wrong.
 * Sunflower:Then she should be honored that I "the legendary one" caused her first mistake.
 * Peashooter:No! Think about this! What if, because Future Cactus and Citron are here, history changes that leads to us winning?
 * Sunflower:...hey! That's true! *jumps back up* Yeah, that could actually happen! Thanks Peashooter! *leaves room*
 * Peashooter:Yeah...*blushes a bit* any time.
 * *Scene cuts back to the graveyard that ended the first "episode"*
 * ???: *pants as he walks across the graveyard* ...where are you? I know we had a deal, in the future that is. *A "shadowed" figure walks to him* Wha...who are you?
 * ???:I suggest telling your name first, are you the enemy?
 * ???:My name is Citron, and I guess not...at the moment. *charges up laser* I'm currently hunting a futuristic Cactus, who calls herself Future Cactus, but, once I do that, I'm free for anyone to "take".
 * ???:I can help you with that, and provide you with whatever you want to stay.
 * Citron:I like that, what are you offering smartie?
 * ???:My whole zombie army along with two of our elite commanders. FOOT SOLDIER! SUPER BRAINZ!
 * *Foot Soldier and Super Brainz rush over*
 * Foot Soldier:Yes sir?
 * ???:This plant is here to help us defeat those rebels *walks over to Super Brainz and whispers to him* Don't mess this up, I need to prove that letting you "do your dream" was a great idea, and also, don't end a futuristic cactus' life, instead, kidnap her and let Citron here do whatever he wants with them...OR ELSE.
 * Super Brainz:RIGHT FELLOW ZOMBIE! I SHALL SAVE ZOMBURBIA FROM THESE FOUL WEEDS AT ONCE! *begins to fly upwards* WOOSH!
 * ???: *facepalms and sighs* Whatever, you two, follow his lead, I gave him a map, and if he leaves, Citron, follow Foot Soldier, he knows this place best.
 * Citron:Hey! You're just helping me! You don't give me orders! Figure it out!
 * Foot Soldier:But isn't that what you're hired to do? *Citron puts his laser right next to Foot Soldier's face* GAH! DON'T HURT ME!
 * Citron:You don't betray me, I will not betray you, I hope for your sake you get that.
 * *scene cuts back to "Suburbia"
 * Rose:Hmm...a futuristic Cactus you say? I never foresaw this. But I do fear, I saw a powerful zombie, one that wore at cape and has unnatural powers. We'll have to be careful.
 * Future Cactus:Careful? Hah! As if! Danger is my middle name! ...literally, it is.
 * Rose: *rolls eyes* Today, we'll take some more of Zomburbia back, Zapea!
 * Zapea: *rushes over to Rose* My army is ready to "shock" the zombies back! Get it? Shock? *giggles like crazy*
 * Sunflower: O_O He has issues...
 * Peashooter:Compared to some of these others, he's sane.
 * Chomper:What about me?
 * Rose:Sorry Chomper, but it'll be best if you sit this one out.
 * Chomper:Aw man, really?
 * Rose:Sadly, yes, but Sunflower and Peashooter, please join Zapea.
 * Future Cactus:How about me?
 * Rose:Best for you to fully recover.
 * Future Cactus:But that Sunflower's...
 * Rose:Nope! Still need to recover! *whispers to Sunflower and Peashooter* I'm just unsure of her so far, but don't tell her that.
 * Peashooter:Like I would.
 * *Scene cuts to a part of Zomburbia very close to Suburbia*
 * Zapea:So, you're the new L.E.A.F. member, huh?
 * Sunflower:Yeah, pleasure to meet you...Zapea?
 * Zapea:Yep! Zapea! Name's quite "punny" huh?
 * Sunflower:Yeah, I noticed.
 * Peashooter: *peeking from a rock further ahead* Hey, look! *Zapea and Sunflower "join" Peashooter in looking through the rock*
 * Zapea:Yep, there are a lot of zombies, so, how do we take them? Give them a shock with my army, go back to power up more or just charge in?
 * Sunflower: *whispers to Peashooter* Can he stop making electric puns?
 * Peashooter:Sadly, I don't think he will.
 * *Some shadowed thing sneaks behind Peashooter and Sunflower*
 * Chomper:Hey guys!
 * Peashooter: *Jumps back along with Zapea and Sunflower* WHAT THE? CHOMPER?!?! ROSE TOLD YOU TO STAY BACK!
 * Chomper:Sorry, I just felt like joining, especially after I heard Future Cactus saying that she thinks that weird bounty hunter is assisting the zombies.
 * Sunflower:Citron? Helping the zombies? I don't know him but, I doubt a plant would help the zombies.
 * Chomper:Whatever! Should we sneak in?
 * Peashooter:Meh, ok, we'll sneak in, Zapea, you distract the enemy with your weed army.
 * Zapea:Ha! A shocking surprise huh? I like it!
 * Peashooter:That's getting old.
 * Zapea:I...NO! It never gets out!
 * Sunflower: *sarcastically* I'm sure, to you.
 * *Scene cuts to a quick "montage" of Chomper, Sunflower and Peashooter sneaking around the place, with Chomper placing a spikeweed down and eating the zombie that sneaks onto it, only to get glared at by Peashooter, they then walk into a huge and abandoned building*
 * Peashooter:Alright! The "marker" here is close-by, I can feel it!
 * Chomper:Yeah! *sees a spider-like orange, Citron, crawling on the ceiling* Uh...guys...
 * Sunflower:Huh? *gets blasted in the face by the orange laser*
 * Citron:Not so fast suckers! Unless you're here to give us Future Cactus.
 * Chomper:Give you? She isn't even here!
 * Citron: *shrugs* Alright then, your lost. *begins to charge up laser* THEN YOU WILT!
 * Peashooter:You..YOU TRAITOR!
 * Citron:Traitor? We've never met! I think you mistake me for someone else.
 * Peashooter:Ugh, you get my point, why are you helping them?
 * Citron:They offered me some great bounty and the help I need to defeat Future Cactus.
 * *A Browncoat rushes over to Citron and whispers something*
 * Citron:Huh? Super Brainz and Foot Soldier got Future Cactus, heh, soon I'll just go back to my time period and get the money.
 * Chomper:Ok that's it. GAME ON! *rushes over to Citron, only to get rolled over by him* Ow...Peashooter! Help!
 * Peashooter:I...I can't! My peas wouldn't hurt him! Plants don't hurt plants! L.E.A.F. CODE!
 * Sunflower: *drags herself up* Ignore the code! This plant is clearly the bad guy!
 * Peashooter:...I'm sorry. *begins to fire peas at Citron, with them just barely missing*
 * Chomper: *looks outside the doors* Oh no...here they come!
 * *Foot Soldier and Super Brainz are outside, carrying a tied-up Future Cactus in Super Brainz's arms*
 * Future Cactus:LET ME GO YOU UNGRACEFUL ZOMBIES!
 * Super Brainz:I will not let you escape foul villain!
 * Future Cactus:H...I mean...I'm not a villain you idiot!
 * Foot Soldier:Whatever *blows open the door* here's the cactus you wanted *pea gets shot in his face* OW!
 * Peashooter:Give back Future Cactus and we'll leave, got it?
 * Foot Soldier:Not happening! *fires at Peashooter and Chomper, who avoid his attacks* Super Brainz! Help me!
 * Super Brainz:Right! Time for Super Brainz to save the day! *does his Turbo Twister and manages to hit Chomper, then begins to punch him*
 * Chomper:Ow...oh....that's a new feeling...
 * Foot Soldier: *laughs* Ha! Isn't he strong! ...hmm...*aims his ZPG at Citron and fires* *sarcastically* WHOOPS!
 * Citron:Huh? GAH! *gets shot at by the ZPG*
 * Sunflower: *gasps and runs over to Citron* Hey, does that hurt?
 * Citron:Yes...ugh...these guys are going to pay!
 * Sunflower: *smirks a little and heals up Citron* Then why wait?
 * Citron:...thanks kid. AS FOR YOU TWO!
 * Foot Soldier:Huh! Oh...uh...I can explain!
 * *Chomper sneaks behind a sweating Foot Soldier and unites Future Cactus*
 * Foot Soldier:Hey, it wasn't my idea! It was Super Brainz's!
 * Super Brainz: *beating up Peashooter but drops him and looks at Foot Soldier* What? My ide...*gets blasted by Citron* Yow! Hey! Have you gone rogue? *launches a Super Ultra Ball at Citron then flies up*
 * Citron:No! You've tried to betray me!
 * *Citron and Super Brainz fire their lasers at each-other, blocking the other's shots*
 * Foot Soldier:Yeah! Go get him Super Brainz! Get them...*gets grabbed by Future Cactus* Wait! How did you escape?
 * Chomper:Hi!
 * Foot Soldier:WHAT? Uh...what are you going to do to me?
 * Future Cactus:Oh you'll see...*throws Foot Soldier, then uses her powered up electro ball to hit Foot Soldier*
 * Foot Soldier:OUCH! HEY! I...*turns back to see he's being thrown at Super Brainz* MOVE!
 * Super Brainz:Hey, the fight scene needs to be...*gets hit by a "shocked" Foot Soldier, making them both fly out of the building*
 * Foot Soldier: *in the air with Super Brainz* What did I tell you?
 * Super Brainz:Don't blame me, that was the first take! Why don't we go back and try take 2?
 * Foot Soldier: *facepalms* I don't think there will be a take 2.
 * *cuts back to the plants*
 * Future Cactus:Heh, fools. *Citron's laser gun gets aimed next to her face* ...trying this again I see?
 * Citron:Just because I got rid of them, doesn't mean I'm still not hunting you.
 * Sunflower: *whispers to Peashooter* I got a plan. *walks over to Citron* Hey, how much money did they offer you if you got her.
 * Citron: 2,000,000 coins.
 * Sunflower:Join us and leave her alone and we'll give you 2,000,001 coins.
 * Future Cactus: *rolls eyes* Ha! Like he'd...
 * Citron: *shakes Sunflower's hand* Sold!
 * Chomper: *jaw drops* I...did he...did he just...IT'S JUST ONE COIN MORE!
 * Citron:Where I come from, every coin counts.
 * *All the plants but Future Cactus, who's still in shock, laugh and then the scene cuts to a lab, where the "shadowed" figure is by a tv screen, where a zombie with "a big head" is recording himself*
 * ???:So...you somehow failed me twice now?
 * ???:I am sorry lord Zomboss, I didn't expect the "unwanted company".
 * Dr. Zomboss:It seems the plants have new confidence now that "Sunflower" is here.
 * ???:But we tried to get rid of her!
 * Dr. Zomboss:I know, but...have you planned the moon base?
 * ???:Planned it? My lord, it's already finished.
 * Dr. Zomboss:Very good, that's what I expect from my second in command, mission out.
 * *"Episode" ends*

Triva

 * Citron's role as a futuristic bounty hunter is a reference to his description, saying a he's a bounty hunting orange from the future.

Note:I'll try to add both seriousness and comedy in the series. I'm sorry if there's a lack of either side.