Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-25825221-20150709032226

I have a huge fortress with extreme defenses. We're currently developing a secret formula. The goal of the game is this: make sure (1) You have the formula for a nontrivial amount of time, and (2) We don't have it.

Common tries:
 * I teleport inside the fortress.
 * We teleport you right back out.
 * I chemically clone the formula.
 * We still have it.
 * I game-over you.
 * You're not allowed to game over anyone or anything.
 * I nuke your entire fortress OR I shoot lasers OR I permafreeze it.
 * Our fortress has 65537 layers and for every weapon, there exist at least 257 layers immune to it.
 * E.M.Peach.
 * Our fortress is a mile wide.
 * I use a supermassive EMP.
 * We create a force field, which blocks the EMP. 