Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160109103643/@comment-26826553-20160109144631

DatDramaPlant wrote: //Violet voiced out my main policy for vandals. :P //That's just how I make my more innocent characters turn out...Sharply contrasts The Terminator, who sort of mirrors me...Oh, & BTW, The Terminator will also be a History teacher...

(The kids assemble at the basketball courtyard)

?: He might start asking questions again...

?: Give me my notes!

?: What did he say he used to be? A former general of Alex-who?

?: Alex-the-something...

?: Oh man, I forgot how to spit a lot of peas at zombies...

?: I don't know who's Alex-the-something-

???: That will be Alexander The Third of Macedon, son of Phillip II, never defeated in battle, conquered 5.2 million square kilometers in his 13 years as king, & known by the title of "THE GREAT".

(Everyone turns around. A fiery Harley zooms in right in front of them, its rider a 6 (or 7?) foot tall flaming bell pepper with shades & fire for hair)

Violet: Dad...

Terminator: Good morning.

All: Good Morning Mr. Terminator!

Terminator: That doesn't seem soldierly enough...AGAIN!!!

All: GOOD MORNING GENERAL TERMINATOR!!!

Terminator: Better. Now I hope everyone still remembers their older lessons.

Stina: I don't...

Terminator: Because now (hand generates a burning sarissa, a standard 18-foot pike used by the Macedonian Army, both ends bristling with adamantium spearpoints)...it's on for real...