Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-25546049-20151018175328/@comment-26826553-20151020122400

Dark Ranger 007 wrote:

TheGollddMAN wrote:

Dark Ranger 007 wrote: Chinese version is getting Pumpkin Mage instead of Jack'o lantern... Yeah....pictures Son of a....they get a cool looking pumpkin while we get a derpy and happy looking one. Just look at that attacking face. Looks much more daunting than Jack O' Lantern. Also I bet that broom and mini pumpkin is the costume.

Actually the Mage uses the broom to launch small pumpkins. The zombie who got hit will wear them, and GO BACK AND KILL OTHER ZOMBIES. When the small pumpkin is gone, the zombie will go back to normal( AKA walking towards your house ). The level 2 and 3 upgrade will increase the small pumpkin's health, level 4 is chance of boost. The plant food effect is to launch 5 small pumpkins at 5 zombies. Who's excited for Chinese version's second birthday? New special plant and lots more! So, China gets a bada** thingy that TheAnonymousA dubs as Hypnoshroom-pult (Hypno-pult...a fitting name), while we get some s***ty snotball that some of us can never hope to obtain, especially with that outrageous price!

Sorry, Jack O'l. You're not to blame. BUT WE KNOW WHO THE F*** TO BLAME!!! How come we can't get bada** contraptions like the ones China whips us every now & then, huh? If China were just a little bit like the international version, & if I can speak or at least understand the language, I would prefer the Chinese version, f*** it!!!