Board Thread:Requests for User Rights/@comment-26169720-20160814153130

I know what you are going to say...

"Ooh Zambie! You have to wait 6 months to reapply again!"

It says...

"You must have not been blocked for more than two weeks for the past six months."

I was blocked for 1 week.

Anyway, I have all the requirements for Rollback.


 * I have 250+ mainspace edits.


 * I have been blocked once because of forum, not mainspace.


 * I have been on this Wikia for over a month.

Why will this position benefit me?
Spam. We eat it with our sandwiches and we get them from dumb emails. But spam in this wiki? That is just bad. You see I hate many things. Weddings, Long Phone calls and Pineapple Pizza. But socks? I know I can't do anything about those socks and I am not betting my wits but I could revert that spam. I know my Power-Hungriness is considered a threat because I have tonnes of enemies out of Wikia who considers my genius as a threat but I have been fighting to get this position the first time I requested to become a Rollback. I can't make you all support me and even I can't turn the Sun into a Wormhole. I just have to show you that I am willing to take this job. For many months I have had tonnes of negative comments about my contributions, I have been blocked because I have made tonnes of mistakes and now I have come back as a better person and I just want you to see it. I never requested to become any staff position when the month rule expired after my ban! I waited. I am not power hungry. I made some pretty dumb decisions in my life and everytime I wake up I regret them but please all I am asking is for you to be reasonable. I will do good. Whenever there is an emergency on Mainspace, I will be there. When Socks and Vandals vandalises the wiki, I will report them. I can help.

How would these rights affect me?
I shall do my duty, like Court Duty or Litter Duty. Whenever I am needed I shall help. I will act more mature and of course I am already. I am constantly here and I will be. I Love like this wiki and I will do as much as I can.

Pros
 * I am very free this holiday.
 * I have been active lately. I am a Poweruser.
 * I have not been dramatic lately and I have not been derailing threads and etc

Cons
 * It is not easy to find anything to edit.

 