User blog comment:QlnwtheOctoGuy/How I fix Galactic Gardens/@comment-29700757-20170814142731/@comment-27385163-20170814153244

do you even know what "overpowered" is

starch lord has horrible stats, the only way for it to destroy is if you just dont even bother to take it out, it's a pretty tiny minion for its cost.

Galacta-Cactus is amazing, but not OP.

Gravitree is balanced as is, the plant cant go face, which is why it has a lot of health.

Hey, at least we can agree on something. Body Gourd is pretty good.

His nerf for Pecanolith made it terrible, it defeats the point of pecanolith. it's meant to have overaverage stats while being vulnerable to hearty removal, and his health loss for these type of plants are extremely damaging.

...Are you kidding me right now? Lava Guava is a 5 cost, do 2 damage to zombies here and next door, make an environment here. Cherry Bomb is a 6 cost do 4 damage to zombies here and next door. They're not that close at all, NOR BROKEN. HOW IS LAVA GUAVA, one of the worst rares in the set, BROKEN???

Astro-Shroom lost its bull's eye when it was made rare, so he made it into a trash tier card.

His nerf for Banana Launcher is stupid, it defeats the purpose of what banana launcher was supposed to be. a non-attacker that produces removal.

His molekale nerf completely made it trash, if you can read correctly.

Cosmic Pea needs more strength, it's the worst card in the set right now.

He made both cards completely trash because he's just a salty zombie main who doesn tbother to respect how card design works.He made pod fighter cost 7 with 3/4 stats and a conditional ability, which is trash.

and moon bean costs 4, which is stupid if you ask me.

I'm not even going to bother to tell you why that doesn't even work, because if you actually cared you'd understand that only the big minion would be effected. also not to mention he made it cost 7. 7 sun.

He nerfed Cosmic Bean way too hard, it's fine the way it is in-game.

Shooting Starfruit was never broken, it was extremely powerful with Green Shadow, so you even know what the word "broken" means? Crikey, you're the type of person who'd say "CUCKOO ZOMBIE IS OP IT'S A 2 COST 4/1, DOING 4 DAMAGE FOR 2 PLS NERF".

eh, i personally dont think cosmic flower needs a buff or nerf, it has an amazing selection of plants to choose from, and it gives one of the best traits in the entire game to them. It's ok, tbh.

Wing-Nut was never broken. Why can't you people understand that you cant do bonus attacks isnt the end of the world?sure it has an amazing body, but this guy just ruined it. he made a 4 drop 2/4 which is trash tier unusable. i dont care if it deserves it or not, but killing cards to make them fit your agenda is stupid.

Please, you're going to make me die of cringe. Astrovacado was a 5 drop 5/3, it was a fairly weak card in terms of health, do you know how stupidly underpowered it'd be if it was a 5 drop 3/3? power flower is a 3/5 for christ's sake WITH THE SAME TRAITS.

Now it's not even good, the problem is most gourmet cards hardly synergize with your deck, making them cost 1 less makes them more usable, but now you're just drawing cards from this one tribe that help you in what way? dont even tell me "OH YOU COULD GET COFFEE IS OP BECAUSE I LOST TO IT", the treats (probably one of the worst tricks in the game) and yeti's lunchbox (also a really terrible trick).

FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO YOU KNOW WHY IT WAS PUT ON LEGENDARY? For christ's sake, Beastly needs card draw and early game, beastly is the worst class in the game, don't make it cost more, that will just make it suck so much more, because it's too tiny to pull anything off in the late game, it kills the purpose of this card, which i'm not surprised is something you would agree to this since you really dont understand how balancing works.

Wormhole Gatekeeper would also be horrible because now it has a double edged ability AND terrible stats, no one would use it, you'd be much better off with regifter.

It's highy debatable if Interdimensional Zombie deserves to be Super Rare because the tempo swing it brings and its presence in ramp brings it pretty close to legendary worthy, i personally consider it in the slight latter of legendaries, but legendary nonetheless.

Quazard is kinda just meant to give the super, making his ability even more conditional kind of makes him stupid. it defeats the purpose of what quazard was supposed to do, give you a super straight up. they added "if there is a zombie next door" so you wouldnt just curve this on turn 2 and get a super as a really good tempo swing. making his abiity more conditional is, as i said, just stupid, it defeats the purpose.

Genetic Experiment is pretty ok, not that good, maybe super rare worthy because of how easy it is to grow, but i'm not too sure, that's highly debatable, i think it's fine as is in-game with the super rare rarity.

It's people like you who want captain cucumber to be 0/1 9 drop or something. something your stupid logic fails to acknowledge is if you cant shut down your opponent by turn 5 against a gravestone deck, you probaby wont win because MuG will kick your rank 7 tush. Warlord is there just to make the salt hurt all the more, but look warlord is extremely understatted for what it does, if they play warlord first, then just take it off the board before they MuG, simple as that. Also. No one runs fire fighter, it is the worst sneaky card in the entire game.

Space Pirate doesnt even need a nerf, it's a 3 drop 5/2 conditionally, thats ok, not even worth making cost 5. he made a 5 drop that is conditionally 5/2?? that's horrible, he should feel ashamed of himself.

Ducky Tube is fine right now in-game, it doesn't need any nerfs.

This wasn't a rant, it was autistic screeching from what i heard. Look, i'm pretty sure you just watch zackscott and go to the EA help forum for balancing advice, so unless you'd want to humiliate yourself, i'd highly recommend to give the game a few goes before saying really realy stupid things.

anyways i'm out, this is the true harsh rant.