User blog:LawnDefender072003/To be fair

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the strategies will go over a typical player's head. There are also synergies between cards, which are deftly woven into this game's characterisation - its personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these card combinations, to realize that they're not just useful - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the ability of the current meta card "Clique Peas", which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Popcap Games's genius unfolds itself on their mobile screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

(This was made by when Clique Peas was still a meta card.)