User blog:PeaVZ108/Rap It Up Ep 1 - Peas vs Inklings (Starring CITRONtanker)

CITRONtanker requested me to do this, so here it is. I mentioned this to appear within a few days, but I found some time to do it anyway. Plus, there are easy rhymes to find. This gives me an opportunity to introduce a series: Rap It Up, where I stimulate a rap battle for a topic. In this case, it's the Peas vs Inklings trend I'm sure all F&G users know about.

(Rap music plays...)

PeaVZ108:

Hey look, I think I found a hill!

This is so exciting that it makes me squeal!

My hill it shall be, proclaimed under my reign!

As the king of peas through sun and rain!

Better claim it before that Inkling comes.

Else I will feel like a pea who's dumb...

(Suddenly, lightning crashes and a silhouette of CITRONtanker appears.)

CITRONtanker:

Too late, you pea, we Inklings rule!

This hill will make us super cool!

Therefore, I shall steal it from you.

So thanks again, for being naive too.

Inklings are greater than peas, can't you see?

It shows because you're smaller than a flea!

PeaVZ108:

Hey, no one talks to a king like that!

I'll show you whose hill this is, you silly brat!

You're nothing more than a princess, don't you know?

Try to keep up, cause I'm not gonna go slow!

This hill is rightfully under my great prowess!

Bring it on, if you dare, you princess!

CITRONtanker:

Galaximus hates that, you know?

Because she knows you're smaller than her toe!

And she will win at the end of the day!

And we Inklings will ink you peas at relay!

We Inklings hate the "princess" term!

And we should clean the hill from this germ!

PeaVZ108:

A germ, eh? You think you squids rule?

Perhaps you should go back to nursery school! You look perfect as my slave, don't you think?

So bow to me, or your body shall sink!

To the core of the Earth, maybe to outer space,

Get ready as this king is an ace!

Deny me and prepare for your death wish.

As you end up in my dinner dish!

CITRONtanker:

I prefer eating peas, thank you very much.

You peas are so cute as such.

Though green, you'll taste good in my tummy.

You'll be so yummy yummy yummy!

Princess or not, I love eating peas.

As long as they're not poisonous as bees.

And I shall never be your slave!

For you are nothing but a worthless knave!

PeaVZ108:

The hill is mine! Mine I say!

You suck, so go and eat some hay!

King's orders, so you'd better obey!

Or else you'll be the one I shall slay!

I have a game that we can play.

I guarantee you'll be happy and gay.

There are lots of surprises in relay!

But we peas will still win at the end of the day!

CITRONtanker:

Nice try, puny pea, with that 8-line rhyme.

Let me tell you something, you have run out of time!

I was a squid queen in my prime!

My ink is more disgusting than slime!

You peas are worth less than a dime!

But you're not as sour as compared to a lime!

Like Galaximus, I am evil, and I love me some crime!

I know a lot of tricks including mime!