User blog:GamesterD/Plants Vs. Zombies 2 Saga:Far Future

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Plot

 * In the Far Future, a sphere shocks into the futuristic ground spitting out Dr. Zomboss holding an unconsious Peashooter and Sunflower*

Dr. Zomboss:*Land like a boss*Heh, heh, heh! I have captured plants! Now I shall put them in captivity and experiment on them with sodium chloride, potassium nitrogen, and poisones H2O!


 * Nearby Future Zombie explodes*

Dr. Zomboss:Stupid zombie, exploded due to too many smart stuff.

Dr. Zomboss:No matter, now it is time to put these horrible plants into my A.P.P.J.U.J!


 * Another nearby Future Zombie explodes*

Dr. Zomboss :Sigh, well A.P.P.J.U.J stands for Anit.Plant.Protection.Jail.Undefying.Jail!


 * 3 other zombies explode*

Dr. Zomboss:*Twitches an eye*No matter, time to put these plants in.*Drops the two plants inside awakening both of them*

Peashooter:*Wakes up*Huh! Zomboss! You won't get away with this!

Dr. Zomboss:Actually, this is anti plant proof, so you'll have wait till torcherous expirements to get out.

Sunflower:WHAT? EXPIREMENTS?!!?

Dr. Zomboss:Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!*Walks out of the room*Nobody in the world can save those plants.


 * But about 473 years ago from that time...*

Wall-nut and Potato Mine:WE HAVE TO SAVE PEASHOOTER AND SUNFLOWER. RIGHT CRAZY DAVE?

Crazy Dave:*Picking his nose*Grabba Glooboo Ricke Wappa Co.*Translation:I just wanna have my taco.*

Wall-nut:Sigh, Dave, you are so stupid sometimes.

Potato Mine:Penny, when are we going to the Future?

Penny:Shortly mister potato, shortly.

Potato Mine:MISTER POTATO?!!?

Penny:Transmition to the Far Future will begin, right now.*Penny blast through the time stream out of the Wild West*


 * In the Far Future*

Peashooter:Sunflower, give me the next hammer.

Sunflower:Sure.*Gives a hammer to Peashooter who swings it at the bar only for the hammer to be broken in half*

Peashooter:*Looks at the hammer*That doesn't work. *Tosses the hammer into a 12 piles of freshly broken mallets*

Sunflower:Peashooter, do you happen to have an idea? I have a good one.

Peashooter:No, do you really have one?

Sunflower:*Grins*Oh, yeah I do.

To be continued...in the future...due to schedule limits.