Board Thread:Requests for user rights/@comment-26978163-20150204004336

Sorry if this is too quick, but I have worked hard on this.

I have good grammar.

I have 250 mainspace edits (251, now, to be exact).

I'm active on both the Lawn and the Forum of Wisdom.

I have 500 forum edit (almost 4000, to be exact).

And Finally, I am nice to everybody (I"m not sure if that means anything, but oh well).

Show wyour stance.

Please give reasons, please.  