Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160603051446

JC: (I thought I can finally go get a burger...turns out I still have these latecomers...ugh...) Alright. Let's teach you the basics now. *teaches them everything learned for the first two days: their sentences should start & end with "Sir" or "Ma'am", Rule #1 (Upperclassmen are always right), Rule #2 (If you think upperclassmen are wrong, refer to rule number one), Unity (The fault of one is the fault of all), Honor Code (We, the cadets, do not lie, cheat, steal, nor do we tolerate those who do so), how to turn 90 degrees properly (twist left root, raise right root, twist rest of the body & root, stomp down right root), & doing the 25 proper twirls of a staff (used to be 12...now there's 200, but today they only taught the first 25)

Yin Yang: What the hell is that?

CitroCop: *scanning yellow liquid & picks a very low-pitched & tiny sound progressively growing louder*

Low, tiny voice: Bumo, bumo, bumo, bumo...

(It's said as "Boo-mow")