User blog:Lily8763cp/Random Story - Revenge

This was another story idea that got into my head. And don't worry Gamester, that other story is coming soon.

Story

 * *Inside the plant's base, a knocking sound is heard by a door*
 * Rock Pea: *sitting on a sofa nearby* Oh, who is it? *the knocking continues* Hey! I expect an answer! ...I guess I'll just open the door. If it's zombies, then I can just destroy them. *opens the door to see an orange Cactus* Huh? I never...*the orange Cactus takes out a crowbar and knocks them out*
 * ???:...I don't see anyone else sir.
 * *An orange Chomper, blue Peashooter, and a zombie walk in through the open door*
 * ???:Good. *looks at the other three* You know what to do, correct?
 * ???:Yes, I'll take the data you wish to steal.
 * ???:And I'll get the hostages.
 * ???:Correct. Now let's go. *all of them go separate ways*
 * *Cut to Cactus playing chess with Nate*
 * Cactus:And I win, again.
 * Nate:Come on...can't you let me win just once?
 * Cactus:I'm trying. You just keep missing those chances I leave for you.
 * Nate: *grunt*
 * Cactus: *puts the chess board back into a nearby box* Oh don't be like that. According to Laser Bean, you're supposed to be an intelligent and polite young man when you grow up.
 * Nate:What does that have to do with my chess ability?
 * Cactus:Nothing. It has to do with your attitude.
 * Nate:So I'm not allowed to be a child?
 * Cactus: *stomps closer to him* Listen kid. I didn't say that. I'm saying you have expectations, and you'll have to follow them eventually. *suddenly, a blue Peashooter walks in, holding a bag* Who are you?
 * ???:Oh, just a new recruit. Peashooter wants to talk to you.
 * Cactus:Really? He told me to watch this kid.
 * ???:Oh, Crazy Dave told me to take your place. He thought your attitude would've been horrible for them.
 * Cactus:That's...
 * Nate:I agree with that statement!
 * Cactus:...all right. I'll go talk to Peashooter. *walks out talking to herself "Why couldn't I be with the girl instead?"*
 * ???: *hears the door shut and mumbles to himself "Good..."* Ok kid! What's your name?
 * Nate:Uh...if Crazy Dave told you to watch me, wouldn't you know my name?
 * ???:Er...yeah! Silly me! Want to come somewhere with me Matt?
 * Nate:...
 * ???:Heh...just kidding! *suddenly points* Look! Zombies!
 * Nate: *turns around* Huh? Where? *the blue Peashooter sneaks up behind him and knocks him out*
 * ???:And there's the second one. *opens the bag and puts them in* Now, to get back to the boss.
 * *Meanwhile, Cactus is in the hallway*
 * Cactus:Where is Peashooter? Ugh, I hate when orders don't give directions. *sees Peashooter* Oh, there he is. Hey! Peashooter! You wanted to talk to me?
 * Peashooter:W...what? No! I didn't say that!
 * Cactus:You, didn't?
 * Peashooter:Yeah! Where's the kid?
 * Cactus:Still in my room with a blue Peashooter.
 * Peashooter: *sweats a bit* A...a what?
 * Cactus:A blue...oh...that fool managed to trick me, didn't he?
 * Peashooter:Yeah they did! *runs off* Shoot shoot shoot!
 * Cactus: *follows after Peashooter* But uh, Peashooter? Maybe next time, don't let me be with him, I don't think either of us...
 * Peashooter:Now isn't the time for this! *opens the door and sees nobody is inside* ...oh...
 * Cactus:...shoot.
 * Peashooter:GAH! *looks at Cactus* I...I'm...actually unsure if I should blame you.
 * Cactus:What part of this WOULDN'T have you blame me?
 * Peashooter:Well, he fell for it too.
 * Cactus:JUST BLAME ME OK? I DON'T CARE! *suddenly, Sunflower rushes in, and bumps into Cactus* And what's your problem? We have a kidnapping over here!
 * Sunflower: *panting* Y...yeah, same problem here.
 * Cactus:What do you mean?
 * Sunflower:I was watching over Patrice and then this blue Peashooter told me Rose wanted to talk to me. So I left and then when I came back...she was gone!
 * Peashooter:What?
 * Sunflower:And I know she's kidnapped because I checked the cameras and...yeah, she got stuffed into a brown bag.
 * Cactus:...
 * Peashooter:Let me guess, he had a bag with him when he came to you.
 * Cactus:...*facepalms and sighs* Yep. We just lost the kids to another Peashooter.
 * Sunflower:And how are we going to find them?
 * Cactus:Oh, that's simple. They're going to send an email message eventually and ask for ransom, that's how most kidnappings work.
 * Peashooter:Are you seri...*a noise is heard* ...huh?
 * Sunflower:Oh, that's my tablet. *takes it out*
 * Peashooter:When did you get THAT?
 * Sunflower:Uh...
 * *Quick flashback to Sunflower by the zombie's base, vanquishing a Lil' Drake playing a tablet game and stealing it*
 * Sunflower:...I bought it. *gets the tablet taken by Cactus* Hey!
 * Cactus:Let's see...*looks at the messages* yep. It's a notification for "Talk to Me". This is the ransom. Let's get it on the big screen.
 * Peashooter:You have a lot of faith in that idea.
 * Cactus:Because it's the truth. *all of them walk over to a big screen, and plug the tablet into a nearby stand. What's on the tablet is now shown on the big screen as well* And...there's the "call". From "Cheetahomper".
 * Peashooter:....................
 * Sunflower:Well, play it!
 * Cactus:Of course I will! *clicks the "accept" button, and suddenly, the screen shows an orange spotted Chomper with shades* ...
 * ???:Oh, you opens it so soon? I'm surprised. But eh, why should I? I did...
 * Cactus:I get it. You're going to say you stole the kids.
 * ???:Well er...correct! *moves a bit to the side to show an orange Cactus and the blue Peashooter standing next to Nate and Patrice, both tied up to chairs* I got them! So, let's make a deal.
 * Cactus: *takes out a bag full of money* Alright, how much money and how much time do you have so we can kick your kidnapper butt?
 * ???:Woah! I don't want money! I want something else. I want Peashooter, Rock Pea, and well...one more, how about we say that Zen Cactus fellow? *looks at the other two*
 * ???: *shouting from off the screen* I SAID I WANTED ZOOLOGIST!
 * ???: *looks off the screen* Well, Dr. Zomboss wouldn't care if two of their greatest enemies were...*looks at the screen* wait. I got an idea! *gets closer to the screen* Peashooter. You better show up, or we'll selling these dang children!
 * Patrice: *shouting from his chair* I don't think that's legal! *gets muffled by another plant*
 * ???:It might be illegal, but that's how a kidnapping works darling! *turns off the "call"*
 * Cactus:...
 * Sunflower:...well.
 * Peashooter:...
 * Cactus:Is there something we don't know Peashooter? Why does that guy want you to show up?
 * Peashooter:...I'll explain. Pretty much, that Chomper, his name is Chester Chomper, and those plants? They were Citrus Cactus and Berry Shooter. They were former members of the army, and then...well. They accidentally released private info from our base in Cactus Canyon to the zombies themselves. This info was from research and also information we learned from the zombies, and eventually led to the base being destroyed. I couldn't risk them making such a fatal mistake again, so I fired them. It seems they aren't happy with it.
 * Sunflower:Cactus Canyon's destruction? Didn't you say that happen 2 years ago?
 * Peashooter:Yes. And they were fired 2 years ago.
 * Cactus:They seriously planned this kidnapping scheme for 2 years?
 * Peashooter:...no. I think the breaking point was that I hired other Peashooters, other Cacti, other Chompers. They feel replaced. That is what ticks them off.
 * Sunflower:Well, let's get going! We can't do their little "ransom" thing! We need to make sure they don't "vanquish" the kids!
 * Cactus:They just said sell...
 * Sunflower:THE ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO KILL THEM IF THAT HAPPENS YOU KNOW!
 * Cactus:...don't they have the badges...
 * Peashooter:They don't work with humans.
 * Cactus: *groans* Of course they don't! No, that'd be too convenient!
 * Sunflower:Yeah...the world is funny that way.
 * Peashooter:But let's get going before we get side-tracked...again. *all three leave the room*
 * *Cut to inside Dr. Zomboss room, with Scientist and Foot Soldier next to him*
 * Dr. Zomboss: *petting his pet hedgehog* Who's a good little hedgehog? You are Mr. Stubbins!
 * Foot Soldier:D...do we have to be here?
 * Dr. Zomboss:Of course you do! I need you two to do something for me. *starts up the computer near him* Let me just pull it up...*suddenly, a call is put up on the screen* what the? Somebody is seriously calling me? Now? *sigh* I guess I have to take this first.
 * *The screen pops up, to show a zombie with a cheetah hat on*
 * Scientist:If you're complaining to me about the fact that you got "fired" mister "Chester", then stop this call now. Because you asked me to let you leave so you could study your little "cheese" thing.
 * Dr. Chester:Oh no, I'm not complaining about that! I've simply helped some plants and...
 * Scientist:PLANTS? YOU...*tries to shut off the call, but is pulled back by Foot Soldier*
 * Foot Soldier:Let them speak!
 * Scientist: *groans* Fine...
 * Dr. Chester:Anyways...these plants helped me get a few little *ahem* "friends". *backs up to show the two kids tied up* I think you know them well.
 * Dr. Zomboss:You managed to get them? Huh, nice job.
 * Dr. Chester:So, let's make a deal. You give us $100,000 and we give you the kids. Bring Zoologist if you can.
 * Dr. Zomboss: *whistle* Consider that a deal good sir!
 * Scientist:S...sir? Shouldn't you just order them to just...you know.
 * Dr. Zomboss:I'm not his boss anymore, I can't just order him to do that.
 * Foot Soldier:Well...we can use them for other uses. Like threatening the plants. *sees Dr. Chester glaring at him* Oh! You must've tried that! And they didn't bother to pay up for the kids?
 * Dr. Chester:Oh, they're coming "after us" or whatever, so get over here quick. *turns off the call*
 * Dr. Zomboss:...*looks at Scientist and Foot Soldier. They stare back* WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? GET GOING!
 * Foot Soldier:Oh! Right sir! *Scientist and him leave the room*
 * Dr. Zomboss: *still petting Mr. Stubbins* Soon Mr. Stubbins. Soon they'll be mine!
 * *Cut to Peashooter, Cactus, and Sunflower outside of a cave*
 * Sunflower:Are you sure they're here?
 * Peashooter:This is where Chester Chomper lived. I don't think he moved.
 * Cactus:All right then, let's storm in. *the three of them run in the cave, footsteps are heard* Did anyone hear that?
 * Sunflower:Yeah. I wonder what that was.
 * *The footsteps get louder*
 * Peashooter: *takes out a Chili Bean Bomb* All right, who's there? *feels a weapon on his head* ...a zombie, isn't it?
 * Foot Soldier:How did you figure it out?
 * Cactus:We heard you. *all of them aim themselves towards Foot Soldier* And what are you doing here?
 * Foot Soldier:We were told to give somebody called Dr. Chester about 100,000 dollars for something!
 * Peashooter:Yeah, and we're taking them back.
 * Foot Soldier:Make me.
 * *Meanwhile, inside the main part of the cave*
 * Chester Chomper: *drinking some water* They better show up soon.
 * Citrus Cactus:Hey uh...sir? What are we going to do with these guys? And what was the point of the data again?
 * Chester Chomper:Well, I needed the data to know how to call them, and what to do with them? *looks at them*
 * Nate:Y...you're not going to kill us, right?
 * Chester Chomper: *grinning* Of course not!
 * Nate:Oh! Great!
 * Chester Chomper: *leans closer* I'm just going to torture you until you are "vanquished" yourself.
 * Nate:What's torture, mind me asking? *hears Patrice groaning angrily* What?
 * *Suddenly, Foot Soldier is thrown directly on the table in-between the two chairs*
 * Chester Chomper:WHAT THE?!?!
 * Foot Soldier:Heh...I'm here for the deal...but plants are coming...be careful...
 * Berry Shooter:Uh...thanks...
 * Chester Chomper:Wait...*looks at Foot Soldier* you don't have the money!
 * Foot Soldier:Why would I? Scientist has it!
 * Chester Chomper:Oh, and where is him huh?
 * Foot Soldier:...*shrugs and then gets covered in an orange goop* GROSS! WHAT THE?
 * Chester Chomper:You're staying with me until the money is given.
 * Foot Soldier: *taking the muffle off Patrice* Do you mind if I take that off her? It doesn't seem right.
 * Citrus Cactus:Hey! That's supposed to make her quiet!
 * Patrice: *has the muffle off* Because complaining about being kidnapped and sold for money is bad?
 * Berry Shooter:When you're the kidnapper, yes. *hears more noises* Great. They're here.
 * *Peashooter, Cactus, and Sunflower barge in*
 * Cactus:All right, give us the kids and nobody gets harmed.
 * Chester Chomper:...why would I?
 * Sunflower:Because, kidnapping children is wrong!
 * Chester Chomper:It's called revenge. Look it up! Berry Shooter! Citrus Cactus! Let's get them!
 * *Citrus Cactus fires orange slices at Cactus, who attempts to avoid them and fire spikes back. Sunflower is trying to dodge berries fired by Berry Shooter, while Peashooter and Chester Chomper are looking at each other*
 * Peashooter:You do know what I fired you.
 * Chester Chomper:Of course! For no good reason. All because of that little mistake.
 * Peashooter:It's a mistake I couldn't risk running again. You always made little errors like that.
 * Chester Chomper:So then you decide to get rid of me. Without another chance.
 * Peashooter: *slowly puts his Pea Gatling hat on and roots himself into the ground* I gave you too many chances. *starts firing peas, and Chester Chomper Burrows underground* Of course. *unroots himself and jumps into the hole as well*
 * Cactus: *notices the chairs* Hmmm...hey! *runs towards the chairs* You can't get me orange!
 * Citrus Cactus:What did you say? *starts firing orange slices at Cactus, which miss and hit the chairs* Yeep!
 * Cactus: *turns around to look at Nate and Patrice* Are you two all right?
 * Patrice:Pretty much. But we were kidnapped for only 2 hours.
 * Cactus:Good. It was foolish of us to leave our guard...*gets hit by an orange slice, and they turn around to face the Citrus Cactus* DO YOU MIND?
 * Citrus Cactus:I really don't want another mono..*gets hit by a spike* YOW!
 * Cactus:Then let's fight without speaking! *both start firing at each other*
 * Patrice:...
 * Nate:Let's get out of here. *starts running towards the exit*
 * Sunflower: *yelling while getting hit by some berries* Hey! You can't leave yet!
 * Nate:Why not? We'll...*bumps into Dr. Chester, holding a huge bag* ow! Uh...*backs up*
 * Dr. Chester:QUIET! You aren't supposed to draw attention to me! *right behind him, Chester Chomper and Peashooter pop up* Oh...
 * Chester Chomper:Chester! Help me! And...what's in the bag?
 * Dr. Chester:N...nothing! *stuffs a Cheetah Heal Station into Chester Chomper's mouth* Now don't talk and let me leave! *tries to escape using Cheesy Warps, but trips and the bag opens, dropping Scientist and the $100,000 out*
 * Chester Chomper: *MFFF!* *spits the Cheetah Heal Station out* WERE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO LEAVE WITH THE MONEY ALL FOR YOURSELF?
 * Dr. Chester:Nothing personal, but I have not many reasons to stay with you otherwise.
 * Chester Chomper: *growls and starts biting at Dr. Chester* YOU...*both get into a fight*
 * Berry Shooter:Sir! S...stop! We have enemies to defeat!
 * Citrus Cactus: *facepalms* This can't be happening. Not now...*Berry Shooter and him get hit by Sunflower's Sunbeam* AUGH!
 * Sunflower: *rooted into the ground* And that's what happens when you give me too much time. *unroots herself* So...do we sneak out of here?
 * Peashooter: *looks one way to see Dr. Chester and Chester Chomper fighting each other, looks another way to see Berry Shooter and Citrus Cactus knocked out, and looks the last way to see Foot Soldier trying to wake Scientist up by slapping him* Yeah. Before this gets worse. *the five of them sneak out*
 * Dr. Chester: *blasting Chester Chomper with their cheese blaster and fires Sticky Cheetah Balls* Listen. All I want is the money! How about I get someone else YOU can get money from instead?
 * Chester Chomper:You had just one job, and you blew it! *drops a Chesterweed onto the ground* Now step on that and let me punish you.
 * Dr. Chester:...naaa. *stuffs around $50,000 into the bag and runs off*
 * Chester Chomper: *stomps over and growls as Dr. Chester escapes* CURSE YOU! CURSE YOU ALL!!!
 * Foot Soldier: *shouting from the opposite end of the cave* Hey uh...I did nothing. Literally had no point in being here.
 * *Cut to inside the plant base, where Crazy Dave is hugging the two kids*
 * Peashooter:You're welcome boss. We're sorry about letting that happen. Those guys...they're...something.
 * Sunflower:Should we still be on alert?
 * Peashooter:Yeah. We need to make sure that doesn't happen again.
 * Cactus:I don't recommend more security.
 * Peashooter:Huh? Why?
 * Cactus:One of them told me themselves. They're kids. They want to be treated and act like one.
 * Peashooter:But...
 * Cactus:Simply put. Somebody just watch the cameras. Simple. That, or we just go back with an army later. I'll take care of that.
 * Peashooter:...ok.
 * Sunflower:Well, it's great that we were able to stop that. Though the zombies didn't really do anything, to my surprise.
 * Cactus:Yeah, one was kind of knocked out.
 * Sunflower:I know but...
 * Cactus:...quiet. Now, let's just all chill out for a bit.
 * Sunflower:All right then.
 * *Quick cut to Chester Chomper stomping around in his cave*
 * Chester Chomper:Not only did I fail to get those kids, I failed to destroy those plants and got betrayed!
 * Berry Shooter:But they have the badges, it would've...
 * Chester Chomper:QUIET! I'll get my revenge! You'll see! You'll help with it!
 * Citrus Cactus:S...sir...maybe this is too far.
 * Chester Chomper:IMPOSSIBLE! Or do you want to betray me too?
 * Citrus Cactus: *looks down* N...no sir...
 * Chester Chomper:Good. *looks at a photo of Peashooter with darts on him* I'll get my revenge. You'll see...
 * *End of story*

Trivia/Notes

 * This is the second story that involves the "kids" that appear in the Plants vs. Zombies comics. I feel I put them in better in this story.
 * The "fired" plants and "fired" zombie are the plants and zombies that were in Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare but not in Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2.
 * I had the basic idea for a while ("fired" plants try to get their revenge), but it took me a while because I had no idea who the "main" characters would've been.
 * While Cactus Canyon was released before Chester Chomper, Citrus Cactus, or Berry Shooter were released, Peashooter mentions firing the three due to causing the destruction of the area.
 * This is because the "Lily" canon is slightly different. If you can't already tell.
 * The two zombies (Foot Soldier and Scientist) were going to play a slightly bigger role, but I wasn't sure what to do, so simply, they became a time limit and also a "projectile" and Dr. Chester's "victim".
 * Not explained in the story, but what happened to get Scientist knocked out was that he met Dr. Chester in a different side of the cave (Dr. Chester sent him a private text.) Once he got there, he gave Dr. Chester a bag full of the money, expecting the kids back. Instead, Dr. Chester lured him close to the exit, but not where anyone could see or hear them, and knocked him out, stuffing him into the bag as well, as he was planning to do a similar ransom with Scientist himself later. However, he got caught simply because Nate wanted to get out of the cave as fast as he could.
 * Sunflower stealing a tablet from an Imp variant continues the "gag" I've created about Imps having gaming tablets.
 * Citrus Cactus is a male in this story because that was his original gender in Garden Warfare. Their entry was changed at an unknown time to make them female like any other Cactus.

Have you seen this story? (Revenge) Yes Rawr