Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151201112628/@comment-26826553-20151204113504

Yes? Well f***...I’ll be there (hangs up)...ok, guys, we'll have to f*** this s***ty mission...Some reanimated carcasses need to be made 'deader'!

Dynamo Jack: As they say, the only good undead IS A DEAD UNDEAD!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Agent K: Man, I knew it. This day was just too good to be true. I knew there was a catch...

Superbean: Let’s just accept the fact that this is the real world, ok?

Terminator:  Well...(walks to Violet) Stay safe, darling. Daddy has to go somewhere.

Violet: But daddy, I thought-

Terminator: I thought so too. But daddy has a job. He has to terminate evil people, ok. I’m sorry, my little angel...but don’t worry. I’ll be back (kisses Violet’s forehead), do you understand, darling?

Violet:  Yeah...*sniff*...Ok, dad *sniff*

Superbean: Awww...I thought that would never happen...

Terminator: (turns serious) C’mon guys, no more f***ing up...(looks dead serious) Let’s get ready to kick undead a**! HASTA LA VISTA, BABE! (explodes & disappears in a burst of flames)

Agent K: Aaand...touching moment is over...C-U later! LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN! (gets struck by lightning, & vanishes)

Dynamo Jack: Oh, he gets to erupt in flames, while I simply flash...TIME 2 KILL!!! (glows radiation-green, & flashes out)

Superbean: P.U....Yeah...too bad I can’t teleport...SUPERBEAN TO THE RESCUE (flies southward at ultrasonic speed)

Violet: (looks sadly & longingly at the spot her dad was a second ago, then rushes back to the playground) Ok, everyone, the bad guys are gone! Dad & his friends made them go away!

(at this words, a Phat Beet, three Stunions, aGold Leaf, & an Iceberg Lettuce (of course, these are all kids) crawl out from under the slide)