User blog:Mr. Boss-inator/PvZ 2 Rap! Big Wave Beach edition!

I decided to come up with rap for each PvZ 2 world and the first world with finished lyrics is BWB, so here you go :D

Welcome to a vacation in the Big Wave Beach.

You've made a right choice, time to cry now, b**ch!

All special encounters that you have the most

Will appear all at once, burning you like a toast!

We will offer you plants you will never use

We have so much power that we can abuse

You'll probably remember this vacation 

''But what do zombies think? Let's ask them on this occasion. ''

(Pompadour zombie): When the tide is changing, I'm proud to say it loud:

Your plants are literally being washed out!

(Bikini zombie): There are twice more basic variants meaning twice more power.

You will look like you've been to a sweaty shower!

(Imp mermaid): We'll be coming to you in a high "low tide"

Wiping out your defences and spreading wide!

(Deep sea garg): Don't forget about Deep Sea Gargantuar!

Aren't you scared yet, adventurer?

Chorus:

This kind of vacation is really rare

You have come to relax, but you appeared in nightmare

With the tricky gimmick and weakest plants

These OP-est zombies will ruin your plans

''Why are we so powerful? Don't blame us,''

It's all the fault of Popcap and Electronic Arts!

But do you really have free time to talk?

You must protect your brains, or you'll become a jerk!

I'm a snorkel zombie, and what my name stands for

I can dive underwater, sneaking close to the shore

I'll eat your lily pads, ambushing from nowhere

I have been at the start, but now I'm over there!

I am like a ninja, well, just only in water

But even on land I'll eat your greenish plant toaster (eats snapdragon)

Plus I have got a very fancy snorkel 

I don't really need it, but now I look very cool, pal!

''You think you're cool? Dude, don't be silly.''

You are just a coward who ate too much chilly.

You called me Surfer Zombie because of my surfboard.

And you guessed it right, cuz on the waves I'm fast as bird

I'll get past your defences landing in the middle

then I'll carry my big and deadly needle

Not sure where I'll place it, but I'll crush your plant

With this battle loadout you are considered as dead.

Chorus

''Now are you ready for the real hardcore? ''

''If you've run out of octopi, I can throw you some more! ''

These little allies always help me out 

Binding up all your plants and blocking bullet crowd 

''Hey, don't turn him into sushi! I'm prepared for revenge! ''

''With such muscles I can toss my friends at any range! ''

''Even Garg is jealous when I'm coming close. ''

Because I'm truly most hated zombie boss!

''Ha! Who now needs muscles? It's all about equipment! ''

''I have the right one to carry all your shipment! ''

I am a professional fisherman 

''And I'm Spider Zombie's greatest fan! ''

Hooking up your green forces I'll pull them into water 

''Making you defenceless scared weak potter! ''

''And it's hard to get me, I'm always on the back. ''

I'll be watching and smiling when zombies get to your shack!

Chorus

P.S: If you're good at rapping, then I need you :D MangledMangle agreed to make BWB remix for the rap.