Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-25546049-20150918170259/@comment-26825778-20150919145300

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Mr. Boss-inator wrote: You know, when I was speculating Breakdancer's ability, I was thinking that he will turn rap jam into more deadly punk jam because basically, he speeds up zombies. But then I understood, that he not just speeds up their movement, but also throws them over plants, makes stunned and stalled zombies be closer to the house and counter MC Zom-B's Sap-Fling glitch by throwing him in the front and even if sap is still close, he will spic the mic near plants and maybe even hit the Sap-Fling itself. Also the deadliest thing is that he can kick other breakdancers. This causes a chain reaction, that makes zombies fly past half of the lawn in a couple of seconds. This is like Jetpack Buckethead Chickens. But he has a bad side too: zombies can be blown away and he also throws Arcade Zombies away leaving arcade cabinets unpushed. I imagine the scenario (actually, I already saw it)

(rap jam plays)

Breakdancer#1: I kick your a** yo!

Breakdancer#2: And you kick mine yo as I kick yours yo!

Breakdancer#3: More kick means more brainz yo!

Breakdancer#4: It is time to kick ultra-large metal a** yo!

(Logic-less scenario #1984: monkey-like zombie propels a gigantic guitar-wielding metalhead a few tiles away)

(metal jam plays)

Hair Metal Garg: We are gonna take it (brainz!)! Yes, we are gonna take it (brainz!)! You're not gonna have brains *SLAMS* ANYMORRREEEE!!!!!

(sonic wave kills endangered spore-shroom)

The Zombies Ate Your Plant!

NOOOOOO!!!!! (NMT day 5 V 2.0 is coming soon!)

(Seriously, PopCap isn't gonna make another phrase for that & similar scenarios where your plants will not be eaten, but destroyed, & we all know that they hell ain't gonna fix it! Not that we care, since we have more logic problems to deal with...) greatest hits levels 30 and onwards with breakdancers are going to be hell.