User:Brainulator9

 Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3... 

 Testing, testing, WAM, BAM, POW... 

 USD$26.324 for all normally unobtainable IAPs in PvZ2! (Upgrades+all plants 60% off) 

This user

HATES

Nickelodeon haters in general

DIE DIE DIIEEEEEEE YOU STUPID TROLL GROUPS

FORGET YOU

stolen from Starfruity :-P

UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Plants vs. Zombies guide
See here.

Wordbubble
The message changes every day: for them all, see here.

Polls
If you have Windows, what version do you have? Windows 1.0 Windows 2.0 Windows 2.1x Windows 3.0 Windows 3.1x Windows NT 3.1 Windows NT 3.5 Windows NT 3.51 Windows 95 Windows NT 4.0 Windows 98 Windows 98 SE Windows 2000 Windows ME Windows XP Windows Server 2003 Windows Vista Windows Server 2008 Windows Home Server Windows 7 Windows Server 2008 R2 Windows Home Server 2011 Windows Server 2012 Windows 8 Windows Phone 8 Windows 8.1 How many bits does your OS have? 8 16 32 64 What version of Internet Explorer do you have? Microsoft Internet Explorer 1 Microsoft Internet Explorer 2 Microsoft Internet Explorer 3 Microsoft Internet Explorer 4 Microsoft Internet Explorer 5 Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 Windows Internet Explorer 7 Windows Internet Explorer 8 Windows Internet Explorer 9 Internet Explorer 10 Internet Explorer 11 Which do you prefer? powie!! POWIE!! CHA-BOOF!!

Userboxes
I've got lots of them!

Plant Ratings
This and Pumpkin and Flower Pot/Lily Pad can totally make a zombie so fat, he X-PLOADS!

Big and cute at the same time!

Useful for duplicating slow-recharging plants.

Cuteness plus boom equals EPIC WIN!!!!

He's so cute!

You'll be so happy when you use this.

The best freezing plant there is. PERFECT IN PVZ2.

"Powie" and "squadala" (or "squadallah") are my favorite words.

Expensive and vunerable, but if used correctly, it is not that corny.

Cheap, fast, 99.9999999999999999999999999% unstoppable, and a two-in-one Cactus and Plantern. Even better in PvZ2.

Really useful early on in levels, but they essentially become useless later on. I wish that they were free and had a fast recharge, though.

Really useful when used correctly, possibly OP, HILARIOUS Plant Food effect.

EXTREMELY USEFUL AGAINST MACHINES. Garg Primes aren't as much as a pain in the butt to beat, and Treasure Yetis are SO much easier to defeat. If only they were 50 sun and had a fast recharge AND WERE AVAILABLE IN BIG BAD BUTTE.

A column of Cacti is slower and more expensive than a Blover.

Totally vunerable if you intend on using it.

Zombie Ratings
We've got to have... MONAY!!!!!!!!

A good jerk.

Too easy to beat!

It is a Wall-nut, is it not? :-P

It's a Tall-nut. NEED I SAY MOAR?

It's a Zombie. Now that we've got THAT out of the way...

It's a Zombie. Now that we've got THAT out of the way... whoa... déjà vu...

It's a Zom... aw, you know.

Prizes are awesome, but should give gems, sprouts, costumes, and possibly even Prems if defeated. Oh, and come once a day like it did before the 1.7 update.

DO I NEED TO SAY IT?

What? They are REALLY ANNOYING to beat, ESPECIALLY in groups, but the form is amusing.

PeasANT Zombie? Where are the aardvarks... (my father LOVES aardvarks BTW :-) )

He could destroy your expensive plants in Survival: Endless. IF ONLY THEY NEVER EXPLODE EARLY!!!!

Quite ultimate, if you ask me.

IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!! And not in a good way.

A bad jerk. Also unoriginal.

Pretty much a scheme to make PopCap earn money.

I swear, ALL THE TIMES I LOST SAVE OUR SEEDS DUE TO IT. Once you get the Blover, however, it's not so bad.

SO ANNOYING! I don't CARE if they're SUPER WEAK! Their speed MAKES THEM OP! They hop around in the air, so WHY CAN'T THEY BE BLOWN AWAY BY BLOVERS?

Streaks
This is the most I've ever had.

Aiming for 100...

If only I could reachieve that glory.

Are those vases antiques?

Or was it 2012?

When added up.

I am smarter than this!

Ranks
I needed a promotion so bad before MVZMW promoted me to this rank.

I requested this one and was promoted by Someone456.

After nearly a year of being here, I was promoted by SO456.

Wintermelon43 did this to me.

Miscellaneous
Totally easy!

For a joke.

I know; I'm too stuck up my own butt.

HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!!!!

There's nothing to hide :-P

My relationships with other users

 * This section is a work in progress. Please do not modify it.
 * Undecided users will not go here.

I have so many relationships on Wikia, I can only explain some of them, and the ones I wanted to put here are the most significant.

Also, the names will be made fun of to be obscene in the matter of YouTube Poops (i.e. SpongeBob = SpingeBill). No offense is intended toward other users.

Friends

 * Cannot spell "Midnight": My first friend after a feud, very good bureaucrat.
 * Jackoffninja5: While his cursing was a minor setback, he is pretty awesome.
 * Someonelet'shaves*x: I always vote for him when he gets promoted and taught me how to screencap.
 * PeeMan (plus a few other rude nicknames): After I created a rant blog concerning my attitude towards this wiki he cheered me up on chat, and instantly befriended him.
 * The Plant Master****er: He was in chat when I befriended PMan, that's all I can say, obviously besides being cool on chat.
 * Wintermelons43: Friendly, cool, epic on chat. Besides bad grammar and spelling, which I don't mind, what's not to love about him?
 * Farmer of the sheep: Very cool on chat, visits my userpage often, and enjoys my wordbubble quotes.
 * Starfruit is to him as Sonamy is to me: Funny, kind, smart, awesome, and all around swell.
 * MLPr0n: Odd taste, but funny. How does one love ponies but not SpongeBob? Lanolin is to me as Rainbow Dash is to her...

Neutral

 * HimVsZombiesHimLose: This one is tricky. While I credit him for promoting me to rollback, and express sympathy for him with his parents' conflict, he is hostile to kind and innocent users (I have told him to be nice) and did not get my statement on this blog.
 * Spelling this user's name is a pain in the butt...: He makes bad decisions that hamper him, but is otherwise okay...
 * TheLeastAwesomest: While friendly enough, he promoted trolling on another wiki on my blog.

Enemies

 * Hitler Peashooter: A sockpuppeteer and vandal who operates:
 * Nazi Peashooter681
 * Nazi Peashooter Is Back
 * Nazi Peashooter 682
 * Hail Nazi Peashooter
 * Nazi Peashooter683
 * Tarawrong: A spammer who interrupts our conversations and is VERY rude.
 * Yahzee (out of wiki): He can't even spell Yahtzee. Strike one. He called me and Bryce "Big Faced B**t**ds". Strike two. He's a sockpuppeteer with an alliance, like Nazi Peashooter. Strike three. Bryce forced him to change his password to random letters and such and had no email to retrieve it. Strikeout.
 * Amy Rose is like a Gargantuar: Not even the name nor icon make Tails or I smile. This user interupted a wiki discussion just to assume I liked J-pop hits (which I have no interest in whatsoever) and told me my icon was "cute". Yeah, because saying "STFU you arent the bos of me" and "f**k of m*********ers" makes you TOTALLY mature, just like all the kill art of the offending user's namesake on deviantART and other websites. >:-O

Plants vs. Zombies

 * Peeshooter: 5/10, functionally perfect, but when you get the Snow Pea, it's more useful or saving sun. THEN the Repeater makes THAT useless.
 * Sunflower: 10/10, cute, functionally perfect, necessity in all daytime levels where allowed.
 * Cherry Bomb: 9/10, functionally perfect, most used instant, "powie!!" (spelled EXACTLY like that) is my favorite word arguably, because of "squadala" and "Knouge". :-P
 * Wall-nuts: 7/10, ADORABLE, but useless enough when you get the Tall-nut and Pumpkin.
 * Potato Mine: 8/10: use it A LOT, better than a rake, have a ditty for it, easy to draw, cute, but not much useful later on in a level.
 * Snow Pee: 7/10: NOT yellow snow. I have a ditty for this one, too, and useful enough until you get the Winter Melon. Costs 25 more sun than it should.
 * Chomper: 2/10: rarely use it, because, AT LEAST it could take 30 seconds to chew.
 * Repeeter: 7.5/10, cool plant.
 * Puff-shroom: 10/10: Where there's smoke, they pinch back... Cute, useful in nighttime levels, only for stalling in daytime levels.

Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time
Soon!

About me
I love Tall-nuts, so don't do Tall-Not Attack! ;-) Yes, I'm nuts.

I've got some challenges here if you want to check them out.

Limbo Page!
I feel like this would make a better table showing how to access the Limbo Page. Please give advice, recommendations, and edits, if necessary.

My version of Plants vs. Zombies
I own the original Plants vs. Zombies on Windows and Mac (shared CD; Game of the Year version), on the Nintendo DS (not Nintendo DSiWare), and on the Android (version 5.0.1). I also have Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time on the Android (version 2.6.1).