Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20151227035120/@comment-26826553-20151231053357

12 NN, Zomboss's Lair

Scientist: Here it is, sir! (presents a small wooden box)

Zomboss: YES!!! (opens the box to see a steel knife, small & with a fine, serrated edge) Now, let's test this s*** out...(grabs a Nazi & slices through his stomach...but since the Nazi's a zombie, it doesn't even affect him)

(Seconds later, the Nazi gets a surprise as a Dodo pokes its head out of his stomach. Zomboss has ripped through the fabric of time! At the time, Zomboss, who was thinking icy thoughts, opened up a portal to the Ice Age!)

Zomboss: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! WITH THIS I'LL BE SENDING THOSE PATHETIC PLANTS TO OBLIVION ONCE & FOR ALL!!! Seriously, though, I need a bigger knife. Or a chainsaw with blades & serrations this big. Other than that, one small step for Zomboss-

Scientists: Um, sir, we created the-

Zomboss: Silence! (thinking about cowboys, he slices across the Scientist's stomach, causing a blast of hot Wild West air & chickens to rush out) As I was saying, one big step for BRAINZ!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA-*coughing fit* Yeah...