Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5565348-20130309025308/@comment-5883141-20130309211121

However, you neglected the spaceship I had in my back pocket, so I fly to my other death fortress in a part of the universe where you can do nothing, use my dimension-unlocker to unlock the dimensions, retwist them so you are small enough to be helpless but not so small you can sneak through the smallest cracks, and build a new transporter to reacquire the throne. I also spray it with an anti-ProcastinatorMan spray that makes it impossible for you to be within 50 miles of it. The location of this new fortress is in part of the unknown universe, so you can't teleport to it, but can teleport things TO it if you are already there. Also, the unknown universe is so vast that finding my location is a futile attempt. You also can't teleport things out of it if you are outside of it.