User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 9 - Royal Mistake

Please read any of the previous episodes if you haven't read them already, starting with the first one.

"Episode"

 * *Episode starts with Future Cactus running in what seems to be part of the Z-Tech Factory*
 * Future Cactus: *pant* Why did I even...no! This was supposed to work! It was supposed to obey me! Whatever...*hides behind a wall* if I let the other plants know about this and blame it on the zombies, this could still work out!
 * *A Physicist is hiding in a box nearby*
 * Physicist: *takes the top of the box off* Is...is it safe yet? *looks around* Whew...it seems like that thing is gone. *takes out a radio* Hello? Anyone? Scientist? There's a thing roaming the Z-Tech Factory that...*suddenly, a giant flower appears behind him* oh no...*scene blackens out as a scream is heard*
 * *Scene cuts to Engineer holding a radio and placing it on a nearby table*
 * Engineer:Scientist?
 * Scientist: *holding his chin and sweating* Yes?
 * Engineer:What do we do? No Z-Tech can be made if it stays there.
 * Scientist:Yes. I know that. But...I don't know yet.
 * Engineer:Better think fast. Who knows what it could do.
 * Scientist:Right. You know what? I'll get Super Brainz to go in there with me.
 * Engineer:With nobody else?
 * Scientist:The only reason why it's so "strong" is because nobody there has weapons. They're meant to make robots, not fight. If some of us that can fight go there, it should be vanquished really fast.
 * Engineer:Sir...are you sure?
 * Scientist:Yes. If we don't return in a day, you can call reinforcements. *walks out of the room*
 * Engineer:...right.
 * *Scene cuts to the outside of the plant base, with Rose looking at Peashooter and Kernel Corn*
 * Rose:Do you two know your mission?
 * Peashooter:Yes. We have to go to the Z-Tech factory because they made some super powerful monster?
 * Rose:Yes. Future Cactus said it was supposed to be some zombiefied flower but it went wrong.
 * Kernel Corn:So it's a scary mix of a zombie and Sunflower, but way bigger?
 * Rose:Not fully. It looks more like a Hypno-shroom and Sunflower than a zombie and a Sunflower.
 * Kernel Corn:Hypno-shroom?
 * Rose:They're plants to legends...usually told as scary stories to both plants and zombies. *takes out her book* They are told to have the power to hypnotize others and if their strength is high enough...even change their victims' physical shape.
 * Peashooter:So...you assume they mixed Hypno-shrooms in that thing as well?
 * Rose:I fear so.
 * Peashooter:But...seeing how they used more plants than zombies, it wouldn't surprise me that it would betray them. What were they thinking.
 * Rose:That's what you guys have to find out.
 * Kernel Corn:But wait...if it's told as a scary story to plants...what if it...?
 * Rose:...I'm sure that will not happen. I hope that will not happen.
 * Peashooter:Come on Kernel. Let's go. *holds onto Kernel Corn's hand as they both walk into Crazy Dave's RV, being piloted by a Terracotta Weed*
 * Terracotta Weed:Ready to go sir?
 * Peashooter:Yes.
 * *Scene changes to Super Brainz and Scientist teleported into the Z-Tech Factory*
 * Super Brainz:So, what is this movie going to be called?
 * Scientist:Er...haven't decided yet. The "director" told me it was going to be a surprise.
 * Super Brainz:Oh. So, if I'm not going to know that, who's the villain in this movie?
 * Scientist:According to them, a giant pink flower.
 * Super Brainz:Plants. Figures. *suddenly a Mechanic runs over to them*
 * Mechanic:Scientist! Super Brainz! Thank the gods you're here!
 * Scientist:What's going on? We got word by another zombie but their radio's signal got cut.
 * Mechanic:Well...there's a giant pink flower, as you probably already know, walking around the factory. It's transforming zombies into goats then releasing Hypno-shrooms to find them. Afterwards...if they can't escape...gosh...they're acting so different.
 * Scientist:Hypno-shrooms? Oh, this is worse than I thought...
 * Super Brainz:Oh! So Hypno-shrooms are the minions huh? You guys are really going all out for this one!
 * Mechanic: *whispers to Scientist* What the f*** is wrong with him?
 * Scientist:...I didn't want him to be scared so I told him this was a movie.
 * Mechanic:I...see...*suddenly, 5 pink mushrooms hops in front of them* GAH! THEY'RE COMING!
 * Super Brainz:Stop right there villains! *uses Turbo Twister on the pink mushrooms, defeating all 5 of them* Heh, just like before, they're nothing.
 * Mechanic:That's because you're not a weak and powerless goat!
 * Scientist:These mushrooms can turn us into goats too?
 * Mechanic:Thankfully, not these guys, only the flower.
 * Super Brainz:The big bad guy? Not sure how a goat vs. a flower would be an epic ending but...meh.
 * Mechanic:THIS ISN'T...oh forget it...
 * Super Brainz:Huh?
 * Scientist:Don't mention the movie during recording!
 * Super Brainz: *blushes* Oh! This has been recording the whole time! Shoot! We need to redo that whole scene again! *pulls up one of the Hypno-shrooms* Are you guys ok for a retake?
 * Hypno-shroom:...*begins spinning his eyes*
 * Super Brainz:I...huh...
 * Scientist:SHOOT! *blasts the Hypno-shroom with is goo blaster* Don't look at their eyes like that!
 * Super Brainz: *shakes his head* Gah! What? What happened?
 * Mechanic: *gulps* It almost hypnotized you, that's what!
 * Super Brainz:Oh. *blushes and rubs his hair* Heh heh...whoops...
 * *Scene cuts to Kernel Corn and Peashooter in the Z-Tech Factory*
 * Peashooter:Imagine if this is just a prank Future Cactus is doing.
 * Kernel Corn:Why would she of all people prank us?
 * Peashooter:I'm with Rose. There's something about her that I just can't trust.
 * Kernel Corn:Is it because she's from the future and Citron was also from the future and well...he tried to kill us?
 * Peashooter:No. It's something else. *suddenly, he accidentally runs into Future Cactus* Oof! Oh...er...hi...Future...Cactus...
 * Future Cactus:I heard what you said about me.
 * Peashooter:Well...I was joking! Heh heh!
 * Future Cactus:No.
 * Peashooter:Huh?
 * Future Cactus:I understand why you don't trust me. You don't know me. I'm from another time, it's clear to see why you don't trust me. You think the relationship between plants and zombies have changed in the future and I might betray you. I'll let you know, I have no reason to betray you *whispers under her breath* for now...
 * Kernel Corn:Wait, Future Cactus? What does this creepy plant look like?
 * Future Cactus:Oh! You know the Sunflower Queen?
 * Peashooter:Wait, she's really a queen?
 * Future Cactus:Well...no, we know she's just pretending she's a queen but you get the point. It has the body shape of her, but is mostly pink, has red swirly eyes and has spiked petals.
 * Kernel Corn:But why would the zombies even make a plant that's so much more...plant, than zombie?
 * Future Cactus: *shrugs* They're idiots, that's why.
 * Peashooter:This doesn't seem like something THEY'D do though. *begins to walk ahead* But come on, let's go.
 * Kernel Corn:Er...right! *runs after Peashooter with Future Cactus*
 * *Scene once again cuts to the zombies, who are a further ahead in the factory, several Hypno-shrooms' corpses are on the ground*
 * Super Brainz:Pst, Scientist? Have they stopped recording yet?
 * Scientist:Super Brainz. I have to admit something.
 * Super Brainz:Yes?
 * Scientist:This is real life. This is a real life monster.
 * Super Brainz:...that...is...AWESOME!!!
 * Scientist:NO! YOU DON'T GET IT! THIS THING CAN BE THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL ZOMBIES! *suddenly runs into Mechanic* Hey! Why did you stop?
 * Mechanic:...*looking at a giant black flower-like shadow on the wall* we have to leave. Now.
 * Scientist:Why? We're looking for that giant flower you mentioned earlier.
 * Mechanic: *runs past Scientist and Super Brainz* Well, it's close. Good luck, I don't want to die!
 * Super Brainz:Eh? *notices Future Cactus, Kernel Corn and Peashooter walking nearby* HEY!
 * Kernel Corn:Super Brainz and Scientist! What are you guys doing here!
 * Scientist:Easy, we're getting rid of the monster terrorizing this factory!
 * Peashooter:But, you made that thing, right?
 * Scientist:WHO THE HECK TOLD YOU THAT?!?!
 * Future Cactus: *sweats and looks behind herself* Oh no...
 * Kernel Corn, Peashooter, Super Brainz, and Scientist:Huh?
 * Future Cactus: *runs out of the room* You boys have fun! I'm leaving!
 * Peashooter:WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE...*looks behind himself* oh gosh...that's one big flower...
 * ???: *glares at all 4 of them and roars*
 * Kernel Corn:YEEP! *jumps right into Super Brainz's arms*
 * Super Brainz:I...*drops Kernel Corn* don't worry everyone! I will stop this foul thing! *runs right at the big flower*
 * ???:...*begins glowing*
 * Scientist:What the heck is it even...
 * ???: *roars and releases a huge burst of light, turning all of them into goats*
 * Kernel Corn:Baaa? *looks at his hands to see they're hooves* BAAA! *looks around him to see Peashooter, Super Brainz and Scientist are all goats as well* Baa? Baaa? Baaa baaa baaa?
 * ???: *puts its hand in the air and roars again, creating Hypno-shrooms all around it*
 * Kernel Corn:BAAA-BAAA!!! *runs off with the other goats running with him*
 * *Scene shows all the goats running through the factory, with one other goat being cornered into the wall*
 * ???: *gulps* Baaa baaa! *tries to ram into the Hypno-shroom, just to have them avoid the ram* Baa!
 * Kernel Corn: *thinks in his head "Peashooter? Don't worry dude! I'll make sure you get out of here!" and rams into the Hypno-shrooms* Baaa baaa! *bites the other goat's tail and drags him along until they reach the rv* BAA BAAA!
 * Terracotta Weed:What the?!?! You want me to start this up? Well...ok! *begins to start the rv*
 * *Suddenly, another goat tries to run into the rv, just to see it fly away*
 * ???:BAAA! *looks behind him to see one of the other goat left, now hypnotized, with the Hypno-shrooms and giant flower* ...baaa...
 * *Scene cuts to the RV landing by the plant base*
 * Cactus: *talking to Future Cactus* Ok...what the heck happened to Kernel Corn and Peashooter? You said you left with them still there?
 * Future Cactus:You actually care? Well, they were as good as dead. I tried to warn them, but they wanted to stay.
 * Cactus:So you left them to die? Even I know that's wrong!
 * *Suddenly, the RV's door opens, with Terracotta Weed walking out sadly*
 * Terracotta Weed:They're ok but...*the two goats trot out of the RV* they're goats now.
 * Sunflower:What? *pets one of the goats* Are you alright Peashooter?
 * ???:...baaa?
 * Rose:Let's bring them inside. Heal Weed knows how to fix them.
 * Terracotta Weed:Don't you know too?
 * Rose:...sadly, no. My magic is temporary but this...I can tell this isn't temporary.
 * Chomper:How?
 * Rose:They're more pink than white. This is cursed goat magic.
 * Chomper:I see...like that wand you mentioned before?
 * Rose:Yes...but even that had a time limit...but this...this doesn't...?
 * *Scene cuts to the plants and the two goats inside a giant building shaped like a log*
 * Heal Weed:I see...goatation.
 * Cactus:How the heck do we fix it?
 * Heal Weed:Very simple. *takes some leaves off Chomper's back*
 * Chomper:Ow! Hey!
 * Heal Weed:Sorry, but I need some of your leaves. As well as some smashed strawberries and toxins.
 * Toxic Pea:Like my poison?
 * Heal Weed:No. Toxins like the scratching poison from Poison Ivy. Luckily, I have some of that. *mixes the leaves, berries and toxins together in a bowl and pours the mix into two smaller bowls* Drink up.
 * *The two goats drink out their bowl, changing them back to normal*
 * Kernel Corn:Hey! I'm back to normal! *looks next to him* Yeep!
 * Super Brainz:Ugh...my head...how was I even a goat in the first...*looks around him to see a ton of angry plants* hey! That corn brought me here!
 * Kernel Corn:I thought you were Peashooter!
 * Future Cactus:So he was taken by...
 * Rose:I can tell you know something about that thing.
 * Citron:Yeah! Tell us what the heck is going on!
 * Future Cactus:...fine. I'll tell you. But you're not going to like it.
 * Kernel Corn:What do you mean by that?
 * Future Cactus: *sighs* Ok...that thing...I made it.
 * Chomper:WAIT WHAT?!?!
 * Future Cactus:I made it to try to make the ultimate weapon to defeat the zombies.After my older one failed in the future.
 * Citron:That caused me to be hired to get rid of you. Because your weapon also threatened plant life.
 * Future Cactus:Yes. That was...an accident. But I thought I knew how to make sure my creation was under my control this time. I thought using the Hypno-shroom's toxins would have it be hypnotized, but it was that complete opposite. It could instead hypnotize others. I also found out that it was able to turn others into goats as it transformed the weeds helping me into those harmless animals. I managed to escape and tell you guys about it...thinking I could blame the zombies for my mistake.
 * Super Brainz:Why the heck did you think that was a good idea? Actually...if it's a plant, why did it attack you?
 * Future Cactus:...a zombie helped me. The weapon wasn't to defeat all the zombies, just the ones that are focused on taking over this place. His name was Chemist and he offered to help me with the "weapon". He also mixed some zombie DNA into our creation and he is the one who came up with its code name.
 * Kernel Corn:Which is?
 * Future Cactus:Project |20`/4|_ |-|`/|D|\\|0-|=|_0\\/\\/3|2 or in English, the Royal Hypno-Flower.
 * Rose:I see. How can we defeat it?
 * Future Cactus:I...I don't know!
 * Super Brainz:It had the same shape as that Sunflower Queen girl, do you know her weakness?
 * Sunflower:Yes! She has a leaf that covers her core! That must be this thing's weakness as well!
 * Rose:Ok. Super Brainz.
 * Super Brainz:Yes?
 * Rose:We'll let you bring some of your friends over here and we'll bring them with us in the RV.
 * Super Brainz:Really? You're not going to try and...
 * Rose:This thing is a threat to both plants and zombies. We have to fight this thing together. *puts her hand out* Deal?
 * Super Brainz:...*shakes Rose's hand* Deal.
 * *Scene cuts to the inside of the RV, flying towards the Z-Tech Factory*
 * Foot Soldier:So Scientist is most likely hypnotized by that thing?
 * Kernel Corn:Sadly yes. I "baa'd" at the driver to fly away before they could reach the RV. I thought I had Peashooter so we were in a rush.
 * All-Star:Wait, so if you really had Peashooter, you would've let our guys be taken by it?
 * Kernel Corn:Well...
 * Captain Deadbeard:Cold matey. Really cold.
 * Kernel Corn:YOU GUYS ARE THE ENEMY! IF TWO OF YOUR STRONGEST TROOPS WERE GONE, THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR US!
 * All-Star:...I understand that but...
 * Super Brainz:It's just our nature, and besides, if we lose, how will you guys treat the other zombies? The ones that did nothing to you. Like the bad guys, just like us?
 * Kernel Corn:Well...ugh...when you say it like that.
 * Terracotta Weed:We're here!
 * Cactus:Sweet! Time to get rid of that freak!
 * Future Cactus:Be careful. I'm going to stay here.
 * Cactus: *glares at Future Cactus and walks towards her*
 * Future Cactus:Huh? *Cactus grabs onto her arm* Hey! What are you doing?
 * Cactus: *pulls Future Cactus along* You made that thing, YOU'RE going to help destroy it!
 * Future Cactus: *sighs* Fine...
 * *Scene cuts to the group further in the factory*
 * Captain Deadbeard:Should we all split up? It'll be easier for us to find this scurvy monster.
 * Chomper:But what if it...
 * Rose:Don't worry. *suddenly infects everyone with a spell* This will make sure you can't turn into a goat...or be hypnotized.
 * Kernel Corn:Sweet! Thanks Rose!
 * Rose:Sadly, this only lasts for a few hours...and it takes a bit to reactivate the spell, so we got to find it soon.
 * Foot Soldier:Hey guys! There's your Peashooter friend!
 * Kernel Corn:Huh?
 * *All of them turn around to see a horde of Hypno-shrooms as well as Peashooter, with red swirlly eyes*
 * Sunflower:Peashooter! Thank goodness you're ok!
 * Peashooter:...*fires a pea at Sunflower*
 * Sunflower:What the? Peashooter! You aren't one to attack other plants!
 * All-Star: *takes out an Imp Punt* Move out of the way little flower! *kicks the Imp Punt at Peashooter and the Hypno-shrooms, exploding and vanquishing all the Hypno-shrooms*
 * Sunflower:WHAT THE HECK?!?!
 * All-Star:Hey! They're the bad guys!
 * Peashooter: *moans* Ugh...what happened...*suddenly stands up in anger* WHERE'S KERNEL CORN?!?!?
 * Kernel Corn:Yeep! *hides behind Engineer*
 * Engineer:Corn behind me.
 * Kernel Corn:Don't say that!
 * Peashooter:Why the heck did you leave me behind?!?!
 * Kernel Corn:I thought you were with me! Turns out I had Super Brainz with me the whole time.
 * Imp: *runs off* I see more mushrooms! Ha ha! Adventure!
 * Foot Soldier:Hey! Wait!
 * *All of them run after Imp until they see the giant flower again*
 * Super Brainz:There you are foul villain!
 * Royal Hypno-Flower: *turns its head all the way around to see the group, then turns its whole body to the direction its head is facing and roars*
 * Imp:Cool...
 * Future Cactus:NO! THIS IS NOT COOL YOU IDIOT! *avoids the Royal Hypno-Flower's vines* Attack the green leaf!
 * Kernel Corn:Right! *charges a Shuck Shot and fires it at the leaf, only to have the Royal Hypno-Flower block it* Wha...nobody has done that before!
 * Chomper:Guys?
 * Cactus:Yes?
 * Chomper: *points at a huge army of Hypno-shrooms and a hypnotized Scientist* We got company!
 * All-Star:Dang it! My Imp Punt still needs to recharge!
 * Peashooter:Same with my Chili Bean Bomb! ...Sunflower?
 * Sunflower:What? Oh! Gatling?
 * Peashooter:Gatling.
 * *Both Sunflower and Peashooter enter their "gatling forms and start firing at the enemies*
 * Engineer:Three can play at...uh...whatever you're doing. *activates his Big Bolt Blaster*
 * Citron:What the?!?!
 * Engineer:I noticed how these guys did this before, so I simply made my own version of it. *fires and vanquishes some Hypno-shrooms* Nice.
 * Foot Soldier:Engineer! Blast at the Hypno-Flower! I'll take care of these mushrooms! *throws a Super Stink Bomb*
 * Engineer:...ok? *begins aiming his bullets at the Royal Hypno-Flower instead*
 * Imp: *backs up to activate his Z-Mech* Z-Mech! Come to me! *the Z-Mech lands, and suddenly, he hears a loud "oof!"* What the...? *gets in his Z-Mech and walks back, seeing the hypnotized Scientist was trying to sneak up on him* Sorry about that...
 * Scientist: *stands up* Ok...that flower is totally a threat. *looks at Imp* So Engineer sent reinforcements?
 * Imp:No, we just showed up.
 * Scientist:...*takes out his Sticky Explody Balls* I'll hit that thing where it hurts. *throws the bombs onto the Hypno-Flower, which explode and expose its core*
 * Rose:NOW!
 * *Both Peashooter and All-Star fire their Chili Bean Bomb and Imp Punt at the Royal Hypno-Flower's core*
 * Royal Hypno-Shroom: *makes a sound that sounds like both a roar and a scream, then it explodes*
 * Future Cactus:...*grabs a fallen petal that was part of the Royal Hypno-Flower* How could I screw up twice?
 * Rose:Future Cactus.
 * Future Cactus: *looks at Rose* What now?
 * Rose:You're going to have to explain a lot.
 * Future Cactus: *sighs* Right.
 * Captain Deadbeard:Great job mateys! Too bad we'll have to be enemies again by tomorrow.
 * Chomper:True, but it's nice eating...er...beating ya!
 * Scientist: *rolls his eyes* Yeah...but...I was told that Chemist was involving in making that thing?
 * Cactus:Yeah? That's what Future Cactus said.
 * Scientist:If there's one thing I learned about him...it's...*whispers to Cactus* never trust him.
 * Engineer: *a giant plane for the zombies bursts through the wall* Come on Scientist!
 * Scientist:Right. I bid you plants, goodbye. *goes into the plane*
 * Cactus:...
 * Citron:What the heck did he tell you?
 * Cactus:Something that makes me wonder about Future Cactus even more.

Trivia

 * The name for Royal Hypno-Flower's code name, "|20`/4|_ |-|`/|D|\\|0-|=|_0\\/\\/3|2" is actually the name Royal Hypno-Flower translated Advanced Leet speak.
 * This episode was around the Royal Hypno-Flower.
 * This is also one of the first episode in a while to NOT have its name be based off its topic.