Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25343307-20160929041543

Good evening boys and girls, ladies mmmm tk-tk and a-gentelmen. Turn the lights down low and shut your faces as I wrap you in a cozy blanket of a story. A story as heart-warming and soft as a mother's kiss. Or is it? Shhh Once upon a time there was a boat. Now this wasn't just any boat, children, it was a SHIP!! A ship full of friends!! Hundreds of friends!! Best friends one and all!! A veritable friendship it was!! Get it? But it wouldn't be very lady-like of me if I didn't mention the most note-worthy friend on board: Hatty Hattington Say hi to Hatty!! Hatty was like King Friend of Friendship Kingdom!! Best friend to one and all and the walking definition of a handsome gentleman!! Now one fine morning Hatty and pals set out for a new and exciting adventure!! What fantastic wonders would they discover this time?!? Perhaps they would come across a scary ghost ship!! Perhaps they would find an island made entirely of candy!! Perhaps they would meet a band of swash-buckling pirates!! And join forces to find an island made entirely of candy!! Who knew?!? But it didn't matter, as long as they were together!! There was smiles to be had and adventures to be shared!! Now today was a day 'twas a day like any other adventuring day!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">Spirits were uncrushably high!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">Everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly time!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">When suddenly the ocean was all like SURPRISE and a huge, massive storm brewed out of nowhere!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">WAZCHOOOOO-WAZCHOO-WAZCHOOOOOMINIME <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">BOY THAT WAS QUICK!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">WAZCHOOO-ZCHOOO <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THERE WAS THUNDER!! BOOOM!!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THEN LIGHTNING!! BOOM!!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THE WIND!! WAZCHOOO-ZCHOO!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">and like that it was over.... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">"Is everyone ok?" Said Hatty,"I don't know what I would do if I lost even one of you!!" Hatty continued. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">But the eye of the storm is very misleading children. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT, BECAUSE THE OCEAN WAS ALL LIKE "PSYCH!!" <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND IT CAME BACK EVEN BIGGER THIS TIME!! TWICE AS BIG!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">WAZCHOOOO-ZCHOOO-ZCHOO!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AS IF POSEIDEN HIMSELF EXTENDED HIS HAND IN FRIENDSHIP AND THEY SPAT IN HIS MOUTH!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">WAZCHOOOO-ZCHOO-BRBRB-ZCHOO-ZCHOO-ZCHO!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">BOY HE WAS PI-!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">HE WAS MAD!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">WAZCHOOOOO-WAZCHOO-WAZCHO!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THE RAIN CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOWER OF BULLETS!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AHH-AHHH!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THE FLOOR BOARDS WERE BUCKLING AND CREAKING AND BREAKING AND PIECES OF THEIR SHIP WERE RAINING DOWN LIKE SHARDS OF BROKEN DREAMS!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THEN REGINALD COMES UPSTAIRS AND HES ALL LIKE, "I say gentelmen, I do believe we are in a quite a spot of bother!!" <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE "REALLY? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF GENIUS?!?!" <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THEN HATTY WAS ALL LIKE "HEY BE NICE!!" <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">WAZCHOOOOO-ZCHOO-ZCHO <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">HUGE GIANT WAVES THRASHED THE BOAT TO AND THROUGH, THROUGH AND TO <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">CARELESSLY SPRINKLING FRIEND AFTER FRIEND INTO THE COLD UNFORGIVING ABYSS OF THE DEEP DARK OCEAN <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING LIKE, "HELP ME!!" SPLASH!! SPLASH!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THERE WAS THIS HUGE WHALE LIKE WAHHHHOW!!!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND MADE IT SUPER SCARY!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND I THINK THERE WAS A SHARK!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">WAZCHOOOOO-ZCHOO <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">YEP THERE IT IS!! OH GOD!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">WAZCHOOOOO-ZCHOO-ZCHOOLELELELE <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND THEN HATTY WAS ALL LIKE, "HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS!! LAND HO!!!!!" <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">AND BANG-BANG-BANG-SMASH!!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">A SHIPWRECK AS FORETOLD OF THEIR FATEBOOKS OF..FATE!!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">And while it seems like the end, this is merely the beginning of another fantastic journey for the the brave crew of the SS Friend...ship

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:verdana;font-weight:normal;">Rules!

Do not spam.

Do not (users) fight each other. (RPers, not characters, characters can fight, though)

Never be too random.

I am Hatty Hattington. (Why is this in the rules?!)

Please do NOT suddenly do things... Unless you want to have a new plot point.

PLEASE READ THIS! IF YOU DON'T MY SECOND PAYCHECK WON'T COME ;-;<ac_metadata title="PvZRP: Battleblock Theater"> </ac_metadata>