Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160703102409/@comment-26826553-20160731141745

Vergel Nikolai wrote: Sporo II: You know what, I'm not into these games. That's why I'm not saying... *seen stranded in a little platform surrounded by the liquid* What in Sporhaul's name is going on?! I wanna go home!

Aurocoatl: Maybe we aren't really into these arcade games. I mean what ever projectile we hit these creatures, they just kinda block it! Hey, TAPA, are there any games here that fit our play style? We like RPGs and RTS more that these arcade and puzzle games.

Draken: *gives you the puppy dog eyes* (Two frightening yellow eyes suddenly flash in front of Draken, accompanied by a growl, a warning. It was Mr. Hunt. The flash then disappeared, & the invisible guy, with his voice like that of a lion who learned how to speak, began to talk menacingly.)

Mr. Hunt: Drop that stupid look, boy. You won't do s**t against the enemy by being cute, kid, there ain't no room for that in a battle. TAPA & most of his characters doesn't give a f**k for the cute, remember? If Puss in Boots did that here, he'd be sliced into a million pieces, & the same can be said for you if you stay that way. You can't call the shots here. It's like asking a teacher for a test you are good in when you're being handed a pre-calculus long quiz. In battle, the enemy won't take turns. They won't give you a turn. They'll pummel you & never give you a chance to attack. This is the real world, kid. Platformers have more fighting accuracy than the turn-based RPG battles. TAPA can probably make a non-canon endless version of this based on the RPG Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, which is turn-based. But for the canon part, no candy for you...*turns to the screen...*

(Being my character, his cloaking effect doesn't work on me. I can see who he really is, an experienced thousand year-old elite reptilian hunter & soldier who is literally not of this world.)

Mr. Hunt: Hey, & you, TAPA, you bast**d, *flips middle leaves (fingers)*, s**t happens. *slashes the screen with his electrified wristblades, shattering the camera*