Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20180822164153/@comment-34896552-20181016142122

Here’s my theory: the reason we have plants that behave like humans is because a biologist tried to make mutated plants that could counter the zombie apocalypse by combining them with human DNA, and he succeeded, but the plants had only grown faces. As he applied more DNA, the more humsnlike they became, until the point where humanoid plants are a common sight.