Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160703102409/@comment-26826553-20160706123010

Kap Guak: Arrrr...*fires several spiky kokonuts which bounce on the floor*

(Stan, Kyle, & Cartlan have to jump to avoid it...A barrel rolls out of the arcade, & it cracks open, revealing Kenny...for a second there, it seemed like he spawns just as randomly as Bill.)

Kenny: *muffled* HEY, YOU BAST**D!

(Kap. Guak turns invisible. The camera then reveals a Kap. Guak, as faint as a ghost (isn't that the usual way for video games to show invisibility, by showing the invisible guy to be glowing & to be as transparent as a ghost?) behind Kenny. Nobody can see him, but his footsteps gave him away)

Stan: BEHIND-

Kap. Guak: TOO LATE, MATE! *turns visible & sucks Kenny from behind*

//Kenny: I brutally died twice today, once by a car, another thanks to the big fat b***h. Fortunately, I managed to ran away from the creep & grab onto a pipe.

Kap Guak: *stops sucking & begins firing something different...FUMES! The fumes, neon blue in color, froze Kenny on contact*

Kyle: KENNY!

Kap Guak: *fires neon red fumes at Kyle...the effect of the red fume differs from the blue, as the red simply caused Kyle to become slower than a snail*

Stan: *charges toward Kaptain Guak* HEY! LEAVE MY FRIENDS AL-

Kap Guak: *fires neon purple fumes at Stan...the effects of the purpe fumes is to reverse the controls of a person, so if Stan wants to turn left, he goes right, bla bla bla...since he's charging forward, that means...yeah, you guessed it, he ended up turning around & slammed right into the wall*

Stan: Owww...*tries to run left to hide in the CR, but ends up running right & slams into another wall*

Cartlan: Screw you guys, I'm out of-

Kap. Guak: Not so fast, matee. You'll be lunch for this shark of mine here,  savvy (savvy=got it)?! *Shark sucks Cartlan towards him while firing spiked kokonuts forward*