Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160601061641/@comment-26826553-20160612125209

Snapdragon: *chews on his bars, cracking his teeth* ANGEEEEER!!! MURDEEEEEEER!!! CRUNCHEEEER!!! BLISTEEEEER!!! MEDDLEEEEEER!!! CRAPPEEEEER!!!

Doctor: Yep, he's having contractions again- *gets surprised when a random Melon-pult bangs his head on the bars of his cell, then hurls a dart at the Snapdragon, knocking it out* If I only knew I'd be sitting around with s**theads all day long for forty years or so, I would have joined my father in the army.

Nurse: Well, it's your fault that you chose this job rather than build your muscles.

Doctor: Well, at least I'm out here, I'm not in there...

Nurse: *heals the knocked out Snapdragon's teeth* Dang, that stunk...