Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140712025722/@comment-5204503-20140718133503

@Tiger: SOME GUY doesn't like his name being spelled with lowercase letters. In retaliation, he fills his nose with boogers. The boogers then proceed to crush you and push you out of his nose. -40 HP!

WELCOME TO THE GAME Panlongol!

@Panlonglol: SOME GUY gets knocked out for 2 turns!

@995fym: Jailbot grabs a parachute and floats slowly, and heals SOME GUY, reducing his knockout to one turn!

@Reverse: Jailbot knobs you, with his tab llabesab, the exact opposite of a baseball bat! -20 damage!

'YER MOVE SAYS THE OLD PROSPECTOR