Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160611114607

(Police Station, 1521 hours)

Carrie: I smell...a storm!

Ewen: That's it. There's s**t about to happen...Why is it that this summer is a rainy one?!

Rocky Rambo: Enough meddling, let's go to Dave's bunker right now.

(All 10 of them get up from their chairs & leave the Police Station)

(Basic Zombies are going right under the road, with three clear jars of yellow goop. Above, Cartmelan was finishing his song.)

Eric: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom , she's the biggest b***h in the whole wide world, she's a mean ol' b***h (La la la la, la la la la), & she has stupid hair, she's a b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h B***H!!! B***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h b***h, she's a stupid b***h!

(Stan & Kyle see a gravestone pop out of a manhole in the road behind Cartlan, with several hands popping in front of it (just as how a single hand pops in front of a gravestone in DA to deposit a potion), three of which are heavily gloved, holding a yellow goop jar (each))

Stan & Kyle: *GASP!*

(They have no idea what the heck, but a gravestone suddenly popping in the street with several rotting hands popping from it is enough to scare a child. They know nothing about the goop jars, but they do know undead humans will come clambering up from the ground for their brains.)

Stan: *tries pointing at the road* Uh, Cartlan-

Eric:  Kyle's mom's a b***h ,  & she's such a dirty b***h! (B***H!) I REALLY MEAN IT, KYLE'S MOM...SHE'S A BIG FAT F**KING B***H!!! BIG OL' FAT F**KING B***H, KYLE'S MOM!!! YEAH! Chaaaa...*opens eyes & sees his friends gaping, speechless, shocked* Was my performance great or what? What? Let me guess, she's (Kyle's mom's) behind me again, is she? You know what, it's getting late anyway *pops two middle leaflets (fingers)*, so screw you guys, I'm going home! *rushes past them without even realizing why his friends are really shocked*

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