Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140712025722/@comment-5204503-20140726085732

Lolwutburger gets unbuttered.

WELCOME TO THE GAME, StarFruit101!

@Ducqt: SOME GUY is taking a rest, so that means he's currently unavailable.

@Sunfish: I drink the water, and pee. SOME GUY thanks you for the egg roll.

@Yappat: I am well aware who He-Man is. He's enemies with Skeletor and his father looks like Burger King. "I said hey, what's going on?"

@Ducqt: But I'm already crazy. I already had 2 mental breakdowns in the past week, and almost stabbed someone with a pen. Also, the slap deals moderate damage which means -10 to me. Jailbot can't be slapped since he's a robot.

@Yappat: -1 HP each.

@Danny: I don't know what those are. -30 damage to me anyway.

@Sunfish: Oooh, headshot. -200 HP. STRONG ATTACK!

@Rasengan: Me -100 HP. (this is to make up for your... cage troubles.)

@Tiger: I don't say anything in this game except for the "YOUR MOVE!" and it's variations. Anyway, I already have enough stomach acids, so that'll just add to it. I poop out the steak.

@Cokie: SOME GUY -1 HP

@Rasengan: SOME GUY thanks you. He gives you the Magical Cage destroyer, which destroys any cage/trap. AND I MEAN ANY CAGE/TRAP.

@Cokie: Me -1 HP.

@Zombie: I get electrocouted. -50 damage.

@Rasengan: SOME GUY thanks you again, and because of your cure, he stops attacking you and Sunfish (because he gave him the egg roll)

@Cokie: The cage is made of sticks. The zap bounces off you and hits Jailbot, bringing him back. JAILBOT'S BACK!

@Danny: Uh.... sure. I'm not familiar with anything you talk about, but sure. But Jailbot doesn't have a neck, so it comes up to him/her/it? and cuts off it's head.

@Rasengan: The cage explodes.

@Cokie: I've heard about your magical cage, so the explosion came from the Magical Cage Destroyer. It's automatic.

@Yappat: You can kill other people. It's stated in the rules above.