Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26212232-20170405033221/@comment-2189621-20170406082354

Cold Snapdragon: Woah, dude! Careful where you point that sharp thingy at.

Blover: Y-you don't intend to... k-k-kill us, do you...?

???:I'm afraid he does...

Chicken Wrangler: Eh? Who are you?

??? (In a hypnotic voice): You will bring me all of the gems in this land!

Cold Snapdragon (In a mockingly hypnotic voice): No I will not!

???: I swear, I'm not that good at this kind of stuff nowadays...

Chicken Wrangler: Seriously, who are you?

???: I'm Hypno-shroom. I used to be infamous for being capable of hypnotizing everyone in the world, but I've been a little weak at that these recent years...

A chicken pecks at Hypno-shroom, and becomes hypnotized.

Hypno-shroom: Of course, being bitten still works, but that's clearly unsafe.