User blog:Mr. Boss-inator/Imp's Adventures - Chapter 3

''I was writing these during Summer holidays, then got stuck at some point and completely forgot about them until recent days. This was intended to be a script for massive animated series for my channel (and still is), but it'll take a long time to implement them. I decided to flush them into my blog so I can receive constructive critisism about the plot and decide if this whole thing is success or not.''

Chapter 3
CHARACTERS: Imp, Prospector Zombie (Bruce), Chicken Wrangler Zombie (Chuck), Zombie Bull, Zombie Chickens, Wild West zombies. Imp leaves the machine, hoping that his crazy adventure has ended. He realises that he never knew how to calculate the coordinates for any kind of time machine, and the proof was right in front of him. Now he's stuck in a western-styled town... Imp decides to enter this town. He walks for a while. ???: Hey, you! You are new in this town? I don't remember you. Imp: Eh... Yeah, I was bypassing and ran out of fuel. Do you have any... Golden keys? ???: I guess I am still sleepy. For a moment I thought you were bypassing on a train without rails, hehe. Imp: why? ???: This is the only thing that uses fuel as I know. Imp: Eh... You misheard. I said I... Want to duel... Wait, that wasn't that... ???: Huh. I would duel with you if I had a gun, but I only have a pack of dynamite in my pocket. What is your name? Imp: I have "Imp #96304" instead of a name. Everyone just calls me Bug... Just Imp. And yours? ???: Call me Bruce. I am a sheriff here, which you've probably noticed since I wear this shiny star all the time. Imp: Indeed... Bruce: So you want to duel. Well, you can fight the Bull. Imp: ? Bruce: We just can't tame this beast. When it wakes up, it terrorizes our town, eats everything made of metal and drinks from our oil storages. Then it sleeps. But when we touch it, it wakes up instantly. We tried everything, but the Bull is so tough like if it was made of metal itself. I would show it right now, but I am so sleepy that I feel like you are wearing alien clothes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: *looks at himself* Yeah, you should probably take a nap. Can I take a nap somewhere too? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Can't you do that in your vehicle? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: *imagines sleeping on a toilet* It's pretty uncomfortable... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Eh... Go to the farm in the opposite of this town. I think that guy will accept you. Between me and you — he's crazy! He might not even notice you there. Well, *yawn* good night. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce goes in his house. Imp leaves the town and sees a small farm. He enters a shed nearby and falls asleep. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Morning. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">???: Oh no, has someone actually zombified you? Stupid wranglers, they never understand me. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: *yawn* What? No, I has always been a zombie... Through all the ages, *ba-dum tss* hehehe... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">???: Then what are you doing on my farm? You want to eat brains of my people? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: I'd like to. Wait... YOUR people? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp opens his eyes and sees a zombie with a chicken-like outfit and tied up to a flock of other chickens with a rope. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">???: You wanna say they're yours? I've been farming these people since I got this farm! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Wait, what is even going on here? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">???: Urgh... I guess you are new here. Sheriff always tells everyone to sleep in my shed because "This insane Chicken Wrangler won't even notice". My name is Chuck, by the way. And I am human farmer. Yeah, call me crazy. Everyone does. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Why do you do it? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Noone ever thinks of their consequences. They eat and eat those brains, but what if there are no more brains? What will you do then??? Nothing. You will just eat regular food. Or die from hunger, refusing to eat it. People must breed, then we can eat the parents. That way we will always have brains. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: That's actually really smart! Why did noone else agree with you? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: They never let me finish this phrase. You are the first zombie to agree with me! Are you gonna stay in this town forever? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Eh... No... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Oh... Can I go with you? I will take all my humans away from this cursed place. I don't want to lose someone who shares my thoughts. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: I don't think you will like the place where I'm going. Or they will like me bringing you to them... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Curses! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Knee chicken: Ba-Quack! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Why are you carrying all these chickens on yourself? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Don't call my family like that! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Eh... Sorry... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chest chicken: Quack! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Tea is almost ready, bro! Eh... I even built a time-travelling bull to show everyone how future will look like if they don't stop irresponsibly eating brains. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Did you say time-travelling? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Would you ever believe that time travel indeed exists? So... No one else did too. They called the Bull garbage and kicked it. It started malfunctioning and now it is the main threat of their town. I can't fix it until it gets tamed, but that can only be done by the most professional rodeo master! He must stay on the bull and make it stand still, then I can open its stomach and replace all the broken things. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Hmm... I will do it. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Are you even crazier than me? Anyone can figure out by your clothes that you never had any expierence in rodeo! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: I am sure no rodeo skills is needed. And talking about clothes... Do you have any spare cowboy outfit? Noone has to see me like this. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: You are lucky! I have lots of those! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck goes away to get some clothes for Imp. Imp thinks a bit, then goes outside. This feels like irony — people behave like animals, zombie takes care of them while taking a bunch of birds as family members. Then Imp thinks about how he'll face the Bull. He imagines a robot even bigger than the Zombot. Then he remembers all the things he has already faced. He did the most effort on chasing Crazy Dave, he escaped from a huge horde of mummies and moreover, he faced a whole pirate crew just by himself! At first, at least... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Here you go! I found just the right size for you... I think. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck gives Imp his new clothes. Imp tries them on and they fit perfectly. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Thanks. If only I could pay for all this... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: No need! All service is for free — just for you! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Oh, thank you. By the way... Does the Bull require golden keys to time travel? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: How do YOU know that? Umm... I mean... Yeah, he does. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Do you have any keys at the moment? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Only keys from my drawer! *ba-dum tss* Heheheh... Heheh... Heh... Heh. No, the only golden key I had is inside the Bull, waiting to be consumed. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp cancels the plan to steal the key and use T.O.I.L.I.S. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: And also... I haven't eaten for a while... Could you share at least a little pile of food? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: As I said, the tea is almost... *teapot starts whistling* Ready! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">They drink tea. Before Chuck starts drinking, he feeds his flock, giving a small portion of the drink to everyone. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Well, I think it's time to face this bull! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Why are you so eager? It feels like you came from the other time period and need the Bull's service, haha! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Ha... Ha... Ha. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Well, I won't keep ya any longer, follow me. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">They leave the farm and go through the town. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Hey look, it's Chick-Chuck and the newcomer! *ba-dum tss* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Don't call him like that! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: So you found a new family member, human farmer? Bwahahahah! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Think again! That activity really makes sense! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Oh, I see this craze infects better than Zombie disease! *ba-dum tss* Mweheheh! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Just ignore him, he's not worth it. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Who do I hear this from? A Chicken Wrangler? Ahahah! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: We will see who you'll call the chicken when I tame the Bull! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: (goddammit, why) <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: *spills water* AHHhaHhahHahah! Well, see you in Hell! Heh heh hahhahahha *cough cough cough* Heh... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Just... Go! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Grr... Okay. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp and Chuck go to the field on the other edge of the town and see a sleeping bull. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: This is either a regular bull, or the Bull. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: That? He's smaller than I expected. Gonna be easier then. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp jumps on the Bull. It instantly opens its eyes, moos loudly and starts hopping around violently. Imp somehow stays on it. Then the Bull runs towards the town and tosses Imp in Bruce. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Oh, is it already time for betting? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Town members surround Imp and Bull, who are going circles, deadly staring at each other. Zombies give money to Bruce. All, but Chuck bet for the Bull. Pianist Zombie starts playing dramatic music. Bull charges at Imp, who jumps over, but fails to land on Bull's back. Bull turns around and charges again, Imp repeats his action. At the third time, Imp succeeds to land on his back and Bull goes crazy, trying to knock him off. After some unsuccessful hops, Bull charges towards someone's house and hits it hard, knocking Imp into it. Imp falls n <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">ear a vase full of water. He is unconscious. Bruce slowly pulls his hands towards Chuck's money. Bull tries to reach Imp, but as soon as his head accidentally touches the water, he disables.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce's mouth is open wide. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Ha! Take that, Bruce! *grabs all money* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: He just got lucky! If there were no water in that vase... Wait... Since when there's a vase? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: *woken up* I placed it there while you were BULLying us. *ba-dum tss* <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: And why did I not notice that? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Anyways, it must get fixed before it turns on again. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Understood. *runs to the Bull and opens the stomach* Oh, I completely forgot! The Bull has two modes: Time Machine mode when it assists in time travelling and Bull mode, when it behaves like a bull... Except that it is more destructive. *pulls a small lever from a bull image to a clock image* Done! Now let's send you back to the Future! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Eh... What? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Maybe I am crazy, but I know for sure that red jumpsuits are from year 21 hundred something! After all, I had to test the Bull. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bull: Time Machine mode: On. Type in the time coordinates to depart. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck types in the numbers. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Stop this, I am gonna drown in my tears! Ahahaha! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Here you go, use it. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: *puts cowboy outfit off* Thanks a million! I will deliver your thoughts about human farming to my colleagues when I arrive! *jumps on the Bull* Bye everyone! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: No need to say "bye". You aren't leavin' anywhere! Ahah! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: Bye, pal. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck presses the button on the Bull and it vanishes. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: ... ... ... What... The... Hell? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: What? So I am not that crazy after all? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Tell me again, why are you farming those humans? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">In the future: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bull appears out of nowhere with Imp on its back. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: Finally! Home sweet home! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">In the bull, small lever gets pulled down by gravity. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bull: Bull mode: On. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">First thing he sees is Imp wearing all red. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bull: MMMMMPPHHHHH!!! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bull charges at Imp, hitting him in the back. Due to hard body shake, lever flips again. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bull: Time Machine mode: On. No coordinates selected. Sending to a random time. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bull disappears again, with Imp on its head. It appears above the swamp and starts slowly drowning. Imp jumps on land and stares at Bull, which is shaking and drowning. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Imp: God dang it! How did it even travel twice without wasting the key? <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Meanwhile in the Wild West: <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Chuck: And the best thing about my Bull is that it doesn't require a new key each time it travels in time, because it never wastes it! <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">Bruce: Too bad I didn't take a ride... <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,Roboto,"OpenSans","HelveticaNeue",sans-serif;font-weight:normal;">To be continued.