Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5760976-20160521205236/@comment-29523200-20160524135215

Pharaoh Zombie runs so fast. He's bitten so much but he doesn't care.

Prospector Zombie: Huff. Huff. Wait a minute. How can you be so old and run so fast and be bitten so much?

Pharaoh Zombie: Even ancient kings need to keep their condition.

Prospector Zombie: *A spider lands on his face* WAH! Get him off me! Get him off me!

Pharaoh Zombie: What?

Oh, I forget so much. Here I go.