Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-27053902-20170429222935/@comment-4077536-20170502081429

We have some new flavor texts


 * Terror-Former 10,000 - This is Huge Giganticus' greatest invention ever. It's also his only invention. But it's best not to point that out to him.
 * Ice Moon (previously Ice World) - Be sure to pack a warm sweater.
 * Iron Boarder - Working for a Huge Giganticus isn't the worst job he's ever had. It comes with a 401Z plan, which is more than what most Zombie employers offer.
 * Teleportation Station - Teleportation is a relatively new technology. Has a few kinks that need ironing out. So yeah, sometimes things get a little...mixed up.
 * Lightspeed Seed - Make the jump to light seed.
 * Lieutenant Carrotron - Beta-Carrotina knows she can always count on him to get to the root of the problem.
 * Genetic Amplification - The modifications are controversial, sure. But the results are hard to argue with.
 * Ensign Uproot - His mighty tractor beam is straight off the farm and out of this world.
 * King of the Grill - Chillin' beside the ol' backyard grill, cookin' up some brains, hangin' with his zombies... that's the good unlife.
 * Cryo Yeti - Freezing Plants in the far reaches of Space is not what he'd imagined he'd spend his life doing. But as the old Yeti saying goes, ""When life hands you snow, you make snow cones."
 * Space Cowboy - Only in the big wide sky will he find Serenity.
 * Ducky Tube Zombie - Zombie Ducky, joy of joys. When it squeezes, you make noise!
 * Graveyard - Where do little Zombies come from?
 * Frosty Mustache - So stylish! So cool! (used to be So dashing! So cool!)
 * Ice Pirate - You wouldn't believe how many brains a chunk of space ice goes for on the black market. Let's just say, she's rolling in gray matter.
 * Dr. Spacetime - He insists it's more than just a screwdriver. Much more.
 * Trapper Zombie - Purveyor of only the finest banana peel coats.
 * Trapper Territory' - Plants do not like feeling trapped. Can you blame them?
 * Zombot Battlecruiser 5000 - Not space legal in 35 different galaxies.
 * Intergalactic Warlord - In space Zombie circles, he's a very powerful figure. Just don't talk about him in front of Huge Giganticus. There's some jealousy there.
 * Genetic Experiment - Pickled Zombie is the best kind of Zombie.
 * Planetary Guard - He's still not sure if he should defend Pluto or not.
 * Escape through Time - Possible side effects include: the creation of a temporal paradox, the unraveling of the fabric of reality, erasing your entire existence, a mild foot rash.
 * Space Janitor - Text is the same, but he has a different ability. It's "When played in an Environment: Destroy a Plant with 2 Attack or less." and he's now 3 brains 3/2.
 * Screen Door Zombie - Little known fact: He carries a door to protect himself from solar radiation.

To be continued...