Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5565348-20140501200832/@comment-5565348-20140604011957

The cake gets electrified by the porkchop. However, since it's a cake, nothing happens to it.

Investigations have led to the conclusion that this room serves no real purpose right now.

The loud noise effectively does nothing.

You're a nameless generic character who has no special skills, not a wizard like Merasmus or Bilbo Baggins(Disclaimer: ProcastinatorMan actually knows Bilbo Baggins is not a wizard). Magic is the thing enemies can use to hurt you badly but is unusable for you.