User blog:Vergel Nikolai/Gardens of the Galaxy Episode 1: An Intergalactic Threat

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Episode
''The story starts at the Planet Carotene. A carrot farmer is on his farm tending his crops with some water and some fertilizer. He was about to go back to his farm house when he spot a bright purple light from the sky. He knows this was trouble. He immediately go to what seems to be an out house. He knocked the door. Another carrot answered as he peeked outside through the small opening on the door.''


 * ??? #1: Anything I can do for you, sir farmer?


 * ??? #2: Lieutenant, he has returned. We better tell captain.

''The so called lieutenant opened the door, looking sideways before looking at the farmer. He then let the farmer in and the two of them entered a door under the floor,  entering some sort of hideout.''


 * ??? #1: She's sort of busy. Are you sure it's him?


 * ??? #2: My sensors can't be wrong. It seems to be taking off away from these sectors.


 * ??? #1: To where?


 * ??? #2: To the Solar Sector. Close to a planet called... Earth.

'''Scene cuts to the title screen. Presenting, Gardens of the Galaxy.''' *insert PvZH opening theme here*

''At a regular street along Zomburbia, a zombie was ordered by his brother to throw away the trash. Irritated by this, the zombie has nothing to do but to just do what he said. The house is getting stinkier anyway. As he approaches the door, he tried pushing or pulling the door, forgetting how it actually work. He then pushed it and opened it by the hinges. He then carry the door along with the bag of trash that he was to dispose of.''


 * Screen Door Zombie: Stupid brother. Must I make all the chores. He's Trash Can Zombie, he must get rid of trash.

''Frustrated, he dumped the trash bag into the streets. He held the screen door with two hands before he heads on back into the house. He started to stop for a moment as he started to notice a bright purple light shining unto the sky. He turns around and look at what caused this. He seems to be shocked.''


 * Screen Door Zombie: Brother. Brother. You should check this out. Bright purple light in the sky.

The Screen Door Zombie went back to his house.

''Scene cuts to Lunar Base Z, where the zombies who inhabited there are doing research about the incoming meteor they called "Meteor Z". Dr. Zomboss enters the room full of scientists and engineers.''


 * Dr. Zomboss: My minions, any analysis about the meteor?


 * Gadget Scientist: According t the data we've took recently, Meteor Z seems to be aiming at Earth. This could pose a threat to the planet.


 * Dr. Zomboss: And an opportunity for us to obliterate the plants once and for all. How far is in currently?


 * Zombot Drone Engineer: About 1 1/4 light years away, sir.


 * Dr. Zomboss: That's almost close to the moon. Have the meteor research team on their positions. We're launching in 5 minutes.

''Scene cuts to a rocket platform, then inside a rocket ship, 3 zombies, a normal one, a conehead, and an imp, are about to prepare for lift-off. The imp has already sat comfortably on his control panel strapped with tons and tons of seatbelts.''


 * Zombie Researcher: Great. This is my first adventure at a giant space rock.


 * Conehead Researcher: Me too. Me want to see giant floating space rock. Might have brains on it.


 * Imp Team Leader: I am so excited to go there. I always wished to go to different planets and take pictures of them and show it to everyone.


 * Dr. Zomboss: OK Team Meteor, fasten your seatbelts because you are going to launch yourself in great G-Force unto space and into Meteor Z. In T-minus 10, 9, 8,...

''The team inside the facility room are watching as the team fasten themselves and are preparing to leave. They count all together with Dr. Zomboss.''


 * Dr. Zomboss: 3, 2, 1, aaaaand blast off!

''Countdown ended, the rocket has now blasted off. One of the zombies hands waved goodbye behind the circular window. The rocket now flew close to Meteor Z in which the ship started experiencing technical problems.''


 * Zombie Researcher: Er, guys. Did you make sure to put in enough gas? Ship seems to be not good.


 * Conehead Researcher: Gas is no problem. But lights are starting to flicker flicker. Hey imp, is functions working there?


 * Imp Team Leader: Stop worrying guys. We are close to that meteor. I'm just gonna tell Dr. Boss about it.

''The imp turns on the communication monitor and check if they can speak to the guys back at the base. But the screen seems to static and are making sharp noises. The imp started the worry.''


 * Imp Team Leader: I guess we should be near now. Receptions are a bit blurred now.

''The lights turned off all of the sudden. The imp can no longer pull the levers nor activate anything with the switches. All of a sudden, the alarms started to turn on by themselves and the screen showed that they are almost near the meteor.''


 * Zombie Researcher: Oh no! We're losing control and we're about to crash down. We're dead!


 * Conehead Researcher: We zombies. We already dead.


 * Imp Team Leader: Hold on guys! Here comes a deep impact!!!

''And so the rocket ship which carries the research team starts to burn up as in goes close through the meteor's strong magnetic field, cutting it into half. The pieces of the rocket ship crashes down not too far from each other. The rocket ship deployed it's parachutes a little late. The 2 zombies in the other part of the ship emerged from the debris of the ship and starts to set foot on the meteor.''


 * Zombie Researcher: One small step for zombie. One large step for zombiekind.


 * Conehead Researcher: Hey zombie. That was crazy landing. My head feel no good.


 * Zombie Researcher: Yeah, I can te-- Wait a minute.

''The zombie noticed that his friend's cone became green and was fused to his head. He felt shocked upon seeing this.''


 * Conehead Researcher: Hey zombie. Why you have other arm in back?


 * Zombie Researcher: Why do you have a green cone head?

''The Conehead started touching the cone that he once wore. He noticed it became a part of his head as he can feel it as he touches it. The other zombie started to look at his back. He noticed that he's been controlling something behind him like a tail. He even have it poke himself, causing him to look back and see the third arm. The two started to get surprised.''


 * Zombie Researcher: Hey, I got arm. Back arm. This is weird, but cool!


 * Conehead Researcher: This must be made by meteor. It could turn us into alien zombies. We must tell Dr. Boss.


 * Zombie Researcher: Yeah. We must look for imp and control panel and talk to Dr. Boss about this.

''Scene cuts to where the control panel went. It seems to be transformed into some giant space chair or something. The imp is still sitting on the chair, remaining unconscious. While he's in a state of stasis, he hears a voice on his head. It seems to be speaking to him.''


 * ???: Greetings, undead earthling. I am a being who destroys galaxies and transforming them to my liking. I happen to be searching for a suitable host for my next incarnation. Your determination to explore the galaxies turned my attention to you. Be one with me, and we shall claim the stars.


 * Imp Team Leader: We can go to different galaxies? Claim the stars? That sounds very fun. What do you require, destroyer sir?


 * ???: First of all, I want to take you my new host. My new incarnation. And second, I require power to become a really powerful being that controls the galaxy. That power is obtained from the following bodies. The Shooting Star named Halley, the Medulla Nebulla, and the Sun in the Solar Sector. Once I get these, I will be unstoppable. No, we. We will become unstoppable. We can transform this galaxy to what we like!!!

''The imp then started to speak differently while he is asleep. In some strange, different tone.''


 * Imp Team Leader: Yes. Yes! YES!!! I will rule over the galaxies and transforming it into whatever I want! I, Huge-Gigantacus, has returned!

''The two zombies earlier arrived at the crash site of the control panel. They noticed someone sitting on a giant space chair that looks like their imp leader. They started to hide behind some rocks.''

Meanwhile, back at Lunar Base Z, Dr. Zomboss is waiting for some reports from the researchers.


 * Dr. Zomboss: What's taking them so long?


 * Zombot Drone Engineer: Sir, we just detected an anomaly between the reception signals. Either that they are completely cut off or we.may reconnect to them after 5 hours.


 * Dr. Zomboss: 5 hours?! Have you been putting potatoes on out satellite dishes?


 * Zombot Drone Engineer: ... Y-Yes sir...


 * Dr. Zomboss: This is what's wrong with you, Ernie. Every time. Just every time! Remember back when I asked you to get rid of the potato mines scattered around Z-Tech Factory. You used a horde of chickens to clear them out. What happened? Each if them blew up simultaneously, destroying the factory itself. This is why I pay you the most minimum wage out of all the engineers in this room. Gosh.


 * Gadget Scientist: Er, sir. Sorry to interrupt your anger burst, sir, but we got an incoming distress call from Meteor Z.


 * Dr. Zomboss: (gasps) Is that the research team?


 * Gadget Scientist: I... I think, sir. It seems to come from a different address.

''The large screen on the facility room started to static. An image of an imp on a space chair shows up and starts speaking to the zombies in the room.''


 * Huge-Gigantacus: Mwahahaha! Greeting, Dr. Zomboss and zombies on the moon. My name is Huge-Gigantacus. Destroyer of Galaxies. Primodial entity of chaos and destruction. This is my 8th incarnation. I have words to talk about you. Your conquest on the planet Earth. And regarding your plans on what to do with my meteor. I can help you with that, but you must help me in return.

(End of the episode...)

Trivia

 * The following Galactic Gardens cards are featured in this episode: Screen Door Zombie, Moon Base Z, and Final Mission.
 * The scene where one of.the zombies waved their hand on the window of the rocket ship represents Final Mission.
 * This episode I roughly based of the comic strip shown during the introduction of Galactic Gardens.

Link to episode 2 here...