User blog:AWPXML/Everything Wrong With Frostbite Caves Part 2 In X Minutes Or Less

Before reading this, you should check out my Everything Wrong With Blog for the first part of Frostbite Caves here: http://plantsvszombies.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:ZombieNinja723/Everything_Wrong_With_Frostbite_Caves_Part_1_in_X_Minutes_Or_Less

Note: You can submit sins in the comments, and if I approve of it, it will be added. The deadline to do so is the Wednesday, March 4 at 0:00 (UTC), and that's when I'll do the final sin counter and declare punishment for the world. It will also count Fire Peashooter and Sap-fling as part of Frostbite Caves. Sins with usernames next to them are that user's sins, and I am giving credit to them. And without further ado:

Everything Wrong With



In X Minutes Or Less

Spoilers!

(duh..)

73. Dodo Rider Zombies can apparently pass through an Infi-nut's shield.

74. In a world where Torchwood could come in handy, PopCap does absolutely nothing to try and sell it to us. (Tecku)

75. In the talk before Day 5, Crazy Dave says "Let's pick a peck of Pepper-pults! It's the perfect plant for our predicament!" And then Penny says "Must you rhyme, User Dave? Must you?" Crazy Dave didn't rhyme. (Miles)

76. Iceberg Lettuce slows the neanderthals instead of stopping them, because that mechanic is soooo necessary, right? (Tecku)

77. Hunter Zombie is a vegetarian? What? Is that supposed to mean he only eats the brains of paralyzed people? Because brains are made of meat. (Tecku)

78. In the first teaser video, Hot Potato is somehow frozen by having a snowball thrown at it. (Tecku)

79. Zombie coats protect them from icy winds, except when winds are made by Hurrikale because reasons. (Tecku)

80. Of course PopCap introduces the Hurrikale in a world where you would likely use a lot of fire plants. (Miles)

81. Fire Peashooter is a very crappy and original name. (Miles)

82. Wait, how is a Fire Peashooter female if its a Peashooter just lit on fire (as seen from its Zen Garden animation)?

83. Inconsistencies. (Starfruity)



84. Of course the Sap-fling is a limited-time premium that costs real money.

85. The Sap-fling would have worked great in PvZ1, but nope. (Miles)

86. A Stunion knows how to play a piano? Wow. Just wow.

87. Rotobagas can float over water in Big Wave Beach, but not slider tiles.

88. Rotobaga is too similar to the Starfruit.

89. I need to speak to the person who originally wanted to name the Rotobaga, X-Shot. That is the lamest name ever.

90. Even when hypnotized by a Hypno-shroom, a Troglobite still pushes ice blocks towards the lawn.

91. Troglobite is a d**k to frozen Yeti Imps.

92. Troglobite's posture and movement is similar to an Octo Zombie.

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