User blog:PeaVZ108/Rap About PvZH Superpowers

Been a while since I rapped. Not including hero-specific superpowers. That includes all of Beta-Carrotina's and Huge-Giganticus', as their superpowers are technically hero-specific.

Here we go!

Wanna move and grow some health? Then Bubble Up,

Bubble all the way up until the zombies hiccup.

Then look out for the all-time favorite Nut Signal,

As bright and flashy as a pure polished crystal.

Need help? Go build yourself a Root Wall,

It'll protect your leaves and roots through spring and fall.

But watch out! It's a Meteor Strike!

Carrying with it 3 damage, something zombies don't like.

Need friends? Then it's time you have some More Spore,

From two, or more, to a mushroom galore!

"STORM FRONT!", two words that all growing plants like to hear,

Cause they'll grow to become as threatening as a bundle of spears!

If you need more strength and health, you gotta Embiggen,

Else the zombies out there are gonna eat your meat like worms.

Holo-Flora, Flora-Holo, you got plants!

Maybe it's time you make the zombies feel like runts!

Wake up, it's mornin', it's Time to Shine!

Else the zombies out there are gonna get your rind!

Big Chill, or be chill, as you feel so cool,

That you feel that you are just too cool for school!

Oh yeah, baby, Transmogrify me to something great!

Though that's a controversial statement that needs debate.

Whirl and twirl me about, baby, like a Whirlwind.

As we feel all topsy-turvy as we take for a spin!

Geysers are meant to be fun little water sprouts,

Maybe zombies don't like water, but that's not for them to cry about.

Without water, the Earth seems like "Scorched Earth"!

As if everything looked dried up since their date of birth!

So Weed Whack the zombies hard to prevent this disaster,

Like a professional elite leafy kung-fu master!

Superpowers, planted or zombified, they are fun.

Sun or brains, I'm just glad they cost just one.

But the Super-Block Meter does not always work for me,

Mostly it puts my opponent to glee.

So basically, if you win, then you're lucky.

Like a good ol' rubber ducky.

With trashes like Heartichoke and Venus Flytraplanet,

I hope they're gotten rid of from the Internet.

Nah, never stand under Acid Rain,

As it corrodes your skin with an extreme amount of pain.

So best to Evaporate the acid quickly,

Like how you drain plants with speed and glee!

Galvanize an army of zombies after that,

And teach the pesky plants not to be annoying little brats.

Cut em' Down to Size, a real small size.

Give em' the shrink for a real big surprise!

Summoning's the best way to expand your army,

So if you don't have friends, don't go crying to your mummy!

Use a little Telepathy to convince your teammates,

Maybe even suggest a few incentives like brain crates.

You'll need some Brute Strength to pull this off.

Else the plants are gonna make you internally cough.

So Dance Off to get more moral strength.

Dance under the moonlight at the longest of length!

Unless an Electrobolt strikes, from which you need to TAKE COVER!

Bringing with it 3 damage, a nightmare to a plant lover!

Remember, constantly boost your hero's Heroic Health,

As well as your hero's strength, endurance, agility and stealth.

Look in the eyes, and you'll become Possessed.

To killing more plants, you'll become more obsessed.

To prevent this, always remember to build a Rock Wall.

As a Rock Wall is harder to break than a Root Wall. (Technically)

If you're a marine biologist, then go investigate a Dolphinado,

Which when encountered you'll think twice about making another row.

If you want to be In-Crypted, you'll need yourself a password.

Else when you're dead, you'll be "flying" like a lone bird.

But of course, avoid the Super Stench to minimise your chances,

Of fainting, nausea, death or even bad trances!

Superpowers, planted or zombified, they are fun.

Sun or brains, I'm just glad they cost just one.

But the Super-Block Meter does not always work for me,

Mostly it puts my opponent to glee.

So basically, if you win, then you're lucky.

Like a good ol' rubber ducky.

With trashes like Heartichoke and Venus Flytraplanet,

I hope they're gotten rid of from the Internet.

Superpowers, planted or zombified, they are fun.

Sun or brains, I'm just glad they cost just one.

But the Super-Block Meter does not always work for me,

Mostly it puts my opponent to glee.

So basically, if you win, then you're lucky.

Like a good ol' rubber ducky.

With trashes like Heartichoke and Venus Flytraplanet,

I hope they're gotten rid of from the Internet.