Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160505080433/@comment-26826553-20160510141809

//Damn, & I thought the net connection finally fixed the hell up...

//Allow me to reference that part, DDP, through this conversation with a new character.

???: By s**t downstairs, did you mean poop by that? I mean, we all know that the s**t downstairs ain't the shark-

Zomboss: You idiot, I never referred to poop, damn it! I was referring to the armies downstairs, he's gonna martial their a**es!

???: To release poop, sir?

Zomboss: Quit f**king joking & get back to work! Ugh, that stupid director standing by wall#4 (TAPA) just made a f**king mockery out of my speech "unintentionally". He didn't make s**t clear.

???: Well, if you stop saying "s**t" & instead say what you meant by it, then maybe thing would be clearer-

Zomboss: I just followed my script, damn it! (F**k you TAPA) Now follow yours! Get back to work!

//I guess it probably won't really be wrong to swear at myself, besides, I just did this for RPing purposes, & it ain't the first time one of the characters cursed at me.

???: *shrugs* Whatever you say, boss...But first...*cybernetic dolphin gun shoots a few targets by the wall, first with squirts of higly acidic fish oil, then squid (not octopus, though it acts similar to it), which squirted ink while far from the target, but latching onto the target's head, crushing it*...Bullseye! *shoots mini-piranhas at the last target, which soon ended up as nothing more but tiny chunks of ballistic gelatin* Too bad piranhas aren't exactly meant for saltwater...That's why I have to genetically engineer them...