Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27101994-20151231160030/@comment-26826553-20160101134702

CitroCop: Don’t be a b***h, woman! *slaps the weasel’s head clean off with a loud POP*



(Everybody begins to help themselves to the roasted dodos that you-know-who terminated. Anneberg & Violet eat next to each other...)

Anneberg: *sniff* Y-you know what Violet? *sniff* You are so lucky *sniff*...In your town, you have a lot of *sniff* friends *sniff* & f-few *sniff* bullies...In the mountains *sniff*, everybody hates me *sniff*...They called me *sniff* like how that zombie called me earlier *sniff*...When daddy decided to move back here *sniff*, he thought *sniff* I would be happier *sniff*. You are so lucky Violet *sniff*...You have a mum *sniff*, you have a dad *sniff*,  I never even got to meet my mommy! *sobs & hugs Violet*

Violet: You’re lucky too Anneberg...I never got to meet my true parents (they were both killed)...At least you still have your real dad with you (but I’m not saying my foster parents cannot compare)...*eyes start to fill up with tears* Thank you for making me feel better, Annie *sniff*...I feel much more thankful about my life now. I’m thankful for having a cousin like you...WAAAH!!! *sobs uncontrollably as she hugs Anneberg tighter*

Anneberg: Thank you too Violet. I’m thankful for having a cousin like you too...WAAAH!!!

(both girls sob as they hug & comfort each other lovingly)

Dynamo Jack: They really are cousins! (gets punched in the face by the Terminator) OW! WHAT DID I SAY?!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Terminator: Sorry about this guy being such a p***k here...Well, it’s a good thing the two opened up...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Superbean: About that mommy part, what happened with Mrs. Cabbins, huh?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">CitroCop: So, who screwed up? Was it her, or was it you? <p class="MsoNormal" style="border-style:none;border-width:initial;padding:0in;"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Frozone: Guys, guys, GUYS!!! I’ll explain later, when Anneberg...no, when ALL the kids are asleep. They shouldn’t be up to here this s***... <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Zomboss: You better make sure your breakout is worth it, Perrault! Was it really a good idea to ditch the f***ing slingshot?!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Hellway: Don’t worry boss. With these upgrades *points at the prehensile trunk,which is now much wider* we won’t need slingshots...Plus, why use rubber when it crumples up & weakens under the cold weather, huh?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Zomboss: You better be sure that this isn’t motherf***ing real mammoth fur here...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Hellway: Boss, we took care of that old s***...Besides, why have mammoth fur when you can have *violently sticks some notes onto the brown hairs of the mammoth with a SHLING* steel porcupine fur?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Zomboss: Hehe, brilliant...And the shell?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Hellway: This whole thing is ceramic titanium, sir. By the time the thing receives a dent, the thing’s speedy engine would have ensured a good number of plants crushed to green mush! Oh, you haven’t seen the best parts yet...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(Zomboss grins evilly, knowing he didn’t make a mistake to rescue Hellway from prison)