Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-27101994-20170318100108/@comment-30384301-20170320135843

I'm the king of Earth

And I was a king from birth

While I see you as an Inkling

I look down at you and start thinking

"Why does this Inkling never stop?

His spirit is trying to make me pop!"

So I decide to turn you into a pea

I want everyone to look just like me

Especially you, my wonderful slave

Be my slave or end up in your grave

As a frenemy, I order you

To jump into my pot of stew.

MY HILL FOREVER AND EVER!