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Chester Chomper

Chester Chompers can devour a zombie whole, but they are invincible while chewing.

Swag: massive

Range: very Chompy

Special: faster than light speed delay between cheesy goops.

Chest3r Chomper almost got a stylish goatee by stunts for My Little Shop of Ponies, but it fell through when his agent demanded too much on the front start. Chomper's not resentful, though. He says it's just part of the business.

Language: 1337

Recharge: fast