User blog:GamesterD/202+ Ways To Fail in PvZH

Won the blog voting. So it's time for a sequel for this. Staring Galactic Gardens, Set 3-4 and other stuff added. Feel free to add fails.

Fails
1. Everything from here.

2. Opening 10+ Beta Carrotina/Huge Gigantcus multipacks but not getting them.

3. You get a Water Chestnut from Genetic Amplification.

4. Oponent places a Doubled Mint in the water lane via Genetic Amplification and you can't get it removed.

5. Photosynthisizer decides to give the opponent OP.

6. The keytar hate you.

7. Spikeweeds.

8. Wishing that Planturn could still remove enviorments.

9. Wishing Space Janitor Celestial Custodian could still remove enviorments.

10. Calling Celestial Custodian "Space Janito

''*Celestial Custodian here! If you call me "Space Janitor one more time, you'll end up like GamesterD here. You'll be back with your blog shortly*''

11. Smackedamia from Cosmic Johnny.

12. Water Chestnut from Space Johnny for your enemies.

13. Starch Lord gives you Onion Rings...when all you have are Soul Patches.

14. KAMIKAZE!!!

15. You have nothing to get rid of Force Field.

16. Soul Patch + Force Field + Fail #15.

17. Newton's 6th-7th Law(I forgot which one)

18. Using Poppin Poppins when their's only one lane left with a team up plant there.

19. Brining 4 Body Gourds.

20. Peaconlith a Wannabe Hero.

21. Amnesia.

22. Mushroom Infestation.

23. Pineclone the Mushroom Infestation.

24. Attack of the Alien Coffee Weeds.

25. Burning your troops alive.

26. Mushroom Infestation with Astro-Shroom in play.

27. All your cards are Banana Bombs and nothing else.

28. Pearadise of OP Cards.

29. Wishing Kernel Corn got a different buff.

30. Reincarnation always turns into Small-Nuts, Peashooters, Bellflowers, and Button Mushrooms( Weenie Beanie for life. )

31. Molekale gives you s*** for you.

32. Molekale fires out a Cournucopia that spawns literallly everything else against you.

33. Turn 3 14 Strength Blooming Heart.

34. Sonic Bloom + the Mushroom Infestation.

35. You protect the Seedlings from Atomic Bombegranate and it gives you s***.

36. You fail to kill the Seedlings from Atomic Bombegranate and it gives them gods.

37. Transfiguration turns into another Transfiguration.

38. EB decides to attack a 1, 1.

39. EB electrocutes you to death.

40. Recycled Mutationed.

41. This Sweet Potato looks weird. Why is it attacking me?

42. Infinite Banana Peels.

43. Cosmic Pea gives you a Peashooter/Repeater/Cosmic Pea.

44. Cosmic Pea gives the opponent...anything that's not a Peashooter, Repeater, or Cosmic Pea.

45. Magic Beans are from the moon, not a cow.

46. Red Plant-It...and by it, I mean your blood.

47. Swarmed with Pod Fighter.

48. Thinking Muscle Sprout deserves to be Legendary.

49. Captain Cucumber gives you Doubled Mints... in the late game.

50. Captain Cucumber gives them 8 Astroveras...at any time.

51. Onions of "Weaklings"

52. Clique Peas.

53. Getting predicted what you got from Plucky Clover.

54. 1/8 Shield Crusher without Bullseye that Steals

55. Planet of the Grapes + Anything that hits the hero.

56. Cosmic Bean gives you a Cosmic Bean.

57. Thinking Melon-Pult is Winter Melon with freezing a and -1 sun.

58. Cooled Down in Stone...

59. ...with a Winter Squash...

60. ...and a couple of Snowdrops.

61. I wish to shoot this thing to the next galaxy.

62. Dark Matter Dragonfruit.

63. Stalked in your graved.

64. Going Nuts

65. and Nuts

66. and Coconu...OOFFF!!! SPOILERS!!! SORRY!!

67. Stuck in 0 Strength.

68. Placing down enviorments when Cosmoss is in play.

69. Placing Apple Saucer down when you produced 5 or less sun.

70. Speaking of which, I must add one for Sage Sage as I may have missed it from the last one.

71. Oh and Morning Glory too.

72. Venus Flytrap + Kernel Corn.

73. Venus Flytrap + Anything that does a ton of damage.

74. Cosmic Flower gives you a Sunflower/Twin Sunflower.

75. H

76. e

77. a

78. r

79. t

80. i

81. c

82. h

83. o

84. k

85. e

86.

87. Leaving a Solar Winds unnoticed.

88. Bonus Attacking when Wing-Nut/Bonus Track Buckethead is in play

89. Tactical Cuking when there are only plants on the ground lane(Unless you're using Grapes of Hacks).

90. Getting Briar Rosed.

91. Infinite Astrocados.

92. Your opponent uses 6-8 Astroveras when he/she is on low health.

93. Haunted Pumpkin gives you a Haunting Ghost.

94. Haunted Pumpkin gives them some sort of demon.

95. Playing 1 health plants on Total Eclipses...

96. ...especially if you've already.

97. Zombie Goop

98. Biodome Bitonist...in anyway that does not involve boosting your zombies via killing plants.

99. Too much pets. THANKS PURPLE YETI THINGY!!!

100. Lots of Cheese.

101. I'm Back

102. ...and I'm strong ...OH S***!!!

103. Forgetting Nurse Garg got buffed.

104. Pinecloning against a Supernova Garg.

105. Hunted down the weak one.

106. Not Killing the Cat but still decides to trick it.

107. Secret Agented.

108. All you have to sychronize are Backup Dancers.

109. All they have to sychronize are Zombot 1000s.

110. Hover-Goatpocalypse.

111. Healing but allergies are in the way.

112. Pre Nerf Medulla Nebulla.

113. Pre Failed Nerf Medulla Nebulla(Screw you Zom-Bats!)

114. Cosmic Scientist gives you a Cosmic Scientist.

115. Triplication gives you an Imp, Zombie, and Triplication which gives you the same thing.

116. Not noticing that some zombies are getting stronger.

117. Interdimensional Zombie.

118. Forgetting Teleportation Zombie is in play.

119. Forgetting Kitchen Sink Zombie doesn't have Amphibious, Deadly, Hunt, Zombie Evo...ah f*** it.

120. Bad Moon Rising...it's bad...because all you get are Ra Zombies.

121. Bad Moon Rising...it's bad...because they got stuff you should know by now.

122. Overshooted to death.

123. Using Meteor Z.

124. KAMIKAZE!!!...- Actual Possible Suicide.

125. Too much Disconaut Bullseye.

126. Thinking Gas Giant is Grape of Hacks 2.0...it's 1.5.

127. Binary Star numbers go above 0 and 1.

128. Superpowered by superpowers they don't even have.

129. Exploding Fruitcake gives you...ah just skip anything related to this.

130. No.

131. Death by Love.

132. Go Away!

133. Cones are removed in the Cone Zone...which no longer exists now.

134. Escaping Through Time After Time After Time After Time x Infinite.

135. Mini Soul Patch.

136. Not putting anything next to the naked zombie.

137. Speaking of naked, playing this game if you're 12 or younger.

138. Blacks Holes but minus the killing power.

139. Forgetting Zombie King's "buff".

140. Intergalactic Warlord, but everytime you can destroy him, he hides in a gravestone and you don't have any anti gravestone cards to deal with it.

141. BANNED FROM ATTACKING!

142. Zombology Teacher teaches you that your luck needs to be better as you get no tricks.

143. Zombology Teacher teaches you that every one has better luck than you.

144. Why is this a subject of SCIENCE!?!?!

145. Going Viral and your opponenet has a ton a brains and a ton of zombies and has used this mutliple times.

146. Defensive Ended.

147. Gravebusting an Imp.

148. Realising that zombies have freeze syrengy.

149. Using freeze decks without Winter Squash against Cyro Yeti.

150. Playing plants in the ground lane with Cyro Yeti present and the zombie hero is Brain Freeze.

151. Dr. WHO WANTS SOME RANDOM OP STUFF!?!?

152. Forgetting Laser Base Alpha gives Deadly instead of +1 strength.

153. Not killing the Space Cowboy.

154. "Blocking" the Space Cowboy.

155. Rooster of Death.

156. Forgetting that Captain Deadbeard now has...ah screw it!

157. Playing Zombie High Diver anywhere but heights.

158. Playing Trapper Zombie...in a field of Trapper Territories.

159. Failing to complete Puzzle Parties.

160. Taking too long to complete Daily Challenges.

161. Failing to get at least 1 of the Weekly Cards(Unless you only play for one day)

162. Beaten by a Rank 1 at Rank 50.

Fails/Part 2
163: Giving Grape Reposnibility to a 1 health.

164: Blockbuster busts yo graves.

165: Weed Spraying/Locusting/Squash/ect anything Untrickable.

166: Using Gilly Bean but there are no plants in the water.

167: Three-Nut + Anything that has + 3 strength.

168: Solo Loco Coco

169: Imitater vs. Mime Garg.

170. Forgetting Evolution is now a thing.

171: Typical Beanstalk...yeah.

172: Too much changing to Umbrella Leaf.

173: Thinking Bamboozle draws 6 cards instead of 2.

174: Using Savage Spinich without evolution.

175: Using Savage Spinich with just tricks or nothing in your hand.

176: Split Betrayal.

177: Grape Powering a 1, 1 plant.

178: Not playing Apotatosaraus.

179: Primal Peashooter hits a Zombot 1000.

180: Thinking you can bounce gravestones forever.

181: Lily Pad/Killer Whale allows an water apocalypse you can't stop.

182: Not playing Tricorn on something.

183: Rotobaga...SHOOT IN FRONT OF YOU!!!

184: "Why wasn't Shrinking Violet in Jurassic Marsh again?" A random zombie with 0 strength.

185: Boncing anything but Jelly Bean when it's played.

186: Oh and plants can use other superpowers. Fantastic.

187: Limapleurodon's Dino Roar is shuffling...I'll take it! It's not like they won't appear until turn 49!

188: Playing strong zombies in front of an Eyespore.

189: Green Crosshairs don't last forever.

190: Not getting what Hunting Ground does.

191: Ancient Vimpire effects every Frenzy Zombie. Wait, does that mean all frenzy zombies are vimpires?

192: Not getting the Gargantuar Throwing Gargantuar Throwing Imp.

193: Too many Mustache Waxers.

194: Thinking you can Garg Feast on Turn 4 now.

195: Quick Draw Conned via Regifting and stuff like that.

196: Speaking of Quick Draw Con, thinking it conjures 4 stuff.

197: Expecting Angry Colleseum(Da f***?) to be in Beastly? NOPE!

198: Imagining the Hand of Devastation to be a slam hand.

199: Trying to get rid of evolved Fossilhead on turn 2.

200: Using Frozen Viking where there are no pirates in play nor any plants in water.

201: Guessing which Garg comes from which Gravestone. Hint: They'll come back due to Cursed Gargolith

202: Running out of stuff to write on.