User blog:Moon Snail/Everything Wrong with the PvZ2 plants

Since CinemaSins parodies are so popular on the wiki, I decided I'd make my own. I'll categorize each plant by world. If you have a sin you'd like to add, feel free to leave it in the comment section. Who knows? Maybe I'll add it!

Tutorial

 * Sunflower is listed before peashooter despite being unlocked after him.
 * Sunflower gets replaced by Sun-shroom in later levels.
 * Sunflower's almanac says "Youtuber Video" instead of "Youtube Video".
 * Once again, it says "Youtuber Channel" instead of "Youtube channel".
 * Wait... Those are puns... I'm adding sins for that.
 * Why does Sunflower's almanac have to display her toughness? Why not display sun production power?
 * "Sunflower Thinks She Can Dance" sounds like the most cringeworthy thing ever.
 * Peashooter says he's famous, meanwhile, he's not really that famous compared to Sunflower, Wall-nut and Squash.
 * Why does Peashooter drink a water bottle when he could just use a watering can?
 * "Fir coat" instead of "Fur Coat"
 * Wait, where's Cherry Bomb?
 * Wall-nut was apparently a bowler, despite being a bowling ball.
 * Both of Potato Mine's costumes look stupid.
 * Try saying "Spudow! did not happen overnight" with a straight face. I dare you.
 * They should have put "SPUDOW!" in quotation marks.
 * There's a pun so terrible that even the almanac cringed at it.
 * "Potato Mine Weeded out the competition"

Ancient Egypt

 * Why does Bloomerang wear a jamacan hat?
 * "As the first new member to your home defense team" But what if we bought Power Lily, Pea-nut, Sap-fling or Toadstool beforehand?
 * Does Iceberg Lettuce need two different kinds of earmuffs? C'mon, popcap... Costume Variety.
 * Iceberg lettuce was referred to as just "Iceberg" in that one PvZ book.
 * Iceberg Lettuce's costume is too freaking adorable.
 * Iceberg Lettuce can be frozen.
 * Grave Buster actually looks like a plant. Removing one sin.
 * Grave buster is scared of puppies. Sin for the scared-of-totally-not-scary-thing cliche.
 * Twin Sunflower used to not suck back then. Remember that? I remember it like it was just yesterday, when it was charged up right away...
 * Pun in Twin Sunflower's almanac entry.
 * All five of Bonk Choy's costumes look terrible. Really, Popcap. You have five chances, and you just blew them all? +5 sins.
 * Bonk Choy is an abusive dentist.
 * Pun in Repeater's almanac entry.

Pirate Seas

 * Kernel Pult has SIX COSTUMES! Overkill much? And only two of them are good. +2 sins.
 * Snapdragon's costumes are ironic. First, a firebreather that's a firefighter, then dressed up as a viking when he's a dragon, then dressing up as a dragon's prey. +3 sins
 * But Snapdragon's firefighter costume is at least funny. -1 sin.
 * Why the hell is snapdragon wearing a CUPCAKE!?
 * "The most powerful dragon in the plant kingdom" As if you have any competition.
 * He dreams of growing wings? Why not take some plant food?
 * Snapdragon doesen't heat up frozen plants.
 * Spikeweed looks gross with that green coloring.
 * TWO puns on Spikeweed's almanac entry? That's three sins for you, popcap!
 * Cha-boof? CHA-BOOF?  CHA-BOOF!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? 
 * What's an LP? Or are they referring to Let's plays?
 * Spring Bean has the worst costume ever.
 * Spring Bean is useless outside of Pirate Seas or in conjunction with Blover.
 * Spring Bean has a fan club?
 * Threepeater returned, but not Gloom-shroom, Ice-shroom, or Cattail?

Wild West

 * Split Pea is back, but not Gloom-shroom, Ice-shroom or Cattail again?
 * It's also even more useless.
 * How do you even trade eyebrows?
 * Chili Bean's costume is disturbing.
 * What's with the really short almanac entry?
 * "This may come as a Shock"
 * Replacing letters with numbers is sooooo 2006.
 * -1 sin for Tall-nut moustache.
 * Pun in Tall-nut's almanac.
 * Why does Pea Pod wear a fedora?
 * This plant literally exists to combo with Torchwood. Not that it's bad at that job, mind you, but...
 * Winter Melon can be frozen.

Far Future

 * Laser Bean's almanac entry states his laser eye surgery went horribly right, but doesen't state how.
 * Laser Bean spits a laser. Might as well give him red lips and make him say "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!" at this point.
 * Blover's back. That's right, the worst plant in the first game is back.
 * Oh wait, she's actually good this time. -1 sin.
 * Blover looks so feminine, yet is a male.
 * Three puns in Blover's almanac. +3 sins.
 * +1 sin for making me have to find sins in my favorite plant, Citron.
 * Why is Citron wearing a blender?
 * Pun in Citron's Almanac.
 * Is Citron a boy or a girl?
 * Citron's plant food insta-kills gargs. -2 sins for pure awesome.
 * E.M.Peach looks creepy.
 * Almanac starts with a word you don't start sentences with.
 * Nobody is calling him "E.M.Pea" IRL.
 * Infi-nut's costume is barely noticable.
 * Magnifying Grass exists.
 * Magnifying Grass's laser looks nothing like a rainbow.
 * Why does Tile Turnip have a unicorn horn?
 * Triple pun in Tile Turnip's almanac. +3 sins.

Dark Ages

 * What... Is Sun-shrooms... Gender? Decide, Popcap! DECIDE!
 * Sun-shroom greatly overshadows Sunflower.
 * Why does Sun-shroom turn into jason when you put on her costume?
 * Puff-shroom has a timer.
 * Why does Puff-shroom have horns?
 * They didn't even try with these puns. +5 sins
 * Apparently, plants can eat Plant Food outside of battle?
 * Why does Sun Bean wear the Statue of Liberty's crown?
 * Puns in Magnet's almanac entry. +3 sins.

Big Wave Beach

 * How does Lily Pad square dance?
 * What is Tangle Kelp's costume supposed to be? Teeth? a bowtie? A demon trying to tear through his body?
 * Two puns in Tangle Kelp's almanac. +2 sins.
 * Why does Bowling Bulb have varying damage? I DEMAND EQUALITY!
 * Crocodiles don't exist in beaches.
 * Why is this plant named after what the plant can turn into instead of the actual plant? Why not call it Avagator?
 * Guacodile is perfectly fine with wearing the ground up flesh of his allies on his back.
 * He can walk on water, but never does.
 * "I'm pretty much the whole enchilada" THIS PHRASE MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!
 * Almanac is a hipocryte.
 * It is also mean to Banana launcher. It says Stereotypes are hurtful, but stereotypes Banana Launcher.
 * Oh yeah, almost forgot. Pun in Banana Launcher's entry.
 * Is Banana Launcher a male or a female?

Frostbite Cave

 * How does Hot Potato do yoga?
 * Hot Potato barely looks female.
 * Pepper Pult doesen't have a costume.
 * Pepper Pult has no reason to have such a bad recharge.
 * Why not just use Winter Melon?
 * "Dude's got layers" Pun in Stunion's entry.
 * Also, this is just begging for Shrek jokes.
 * Almanac endorses torturing or murdering Stunion.
 * Rotobaga is a Starfrut clone.
 * Pun in Rotobaga's almanac entry.

Lost City

 * Katapulting
 * Why not use "Killer"?
 * Why does Endurian wear a football suit?
 * Endurian's almanac entry subverts the this-guy-is-a-jerk-but-is-really-nice-inside cliche.
 * Is Stallia a male or a female?
 * Stallia looks odd.
 * Gold Leaf won't work outside of Lost City, when Tile Turnip works outside of Far Future? I DEMAND EQUALITY!

Premiums

 * Snow Pea is a premium.
 * Snow Pea can be frozen.
 * I miss squash's little "hmm?" when he notices a zombie. It's much better than that obnoxious "HMMMM!" he makes here.
 * Why is squash named Tracy?
 * Torchwood looks ugly with goggles.
 * Oh look. Torchwood and Snapdragon are friends because they're similar. Never seen that before... [SARCASM TEST COMPLETE.]
 * What's a tiki lounge?
 * What's a renaissance faire?
 * Why is Jalapeno wearing a sheriff hat?
 * "One spicy character"
 * Imitater no longer has the cool greyscale effect.
 * Also, why can't I choose what plant I want to imitate?
 * "Potato Stuck in a Box" sounds unimpressive.
 * Why does Marigold have an entry in the almanac when she never appears in-game?
 * I want Marigold costumes, dang it!
 * Starfruit is a premium plant.
 * Was that "WEEEEE!" really necessary?
 * Hypno's plant food effect creates a garg. -1 sin for awesomeness.
 * If you want a zombie to cluck like a chicken, why don't you... I dunno... HYPNOTIZE A CHICKEN!?!!?!?
 * Pea-nut exists.
 * Pea-nut is overshadowed by Endurian.
 * Why is pea-nut weakened for doing what he normally does?
 * Chomper is a premium.
 * Chompers idle animation (the one where he scratches himself) removes one sin for being cute.
 * So the plants judge chomper for eating zombies, but not Toadstool? Is this a double standard? I DEMAND EQUALITY!
 * Sap-fling rubs himself with his sap... that's... odd.
 * Sap-fling is just a dumbed-down Winter melon.
 * Toadstool is too expensive.
 * Toadstool has a vocal sac. Only male toads have vocal sacs.
 * Did you seriously make that entire almanac entry just for that pun? Seriously, Popcap?
 * "She's always the first to hop to it"

Gem plants
So that's about it! I haven't counted the scores, because I'm too lazy to. Remember to add your own sins to this list if you'd like. See you later!
 * Why does Homing Thistle have a duck?
 * HOW DARE YOU REPLACE CATTAIL! I DEMAND CATTAIL BACK! +2 sins
 * Ghost Pepper doesen't have a costume.
 * Ghost Pepper's almanac is creepy.
 * Hurrikale looks like a mixture between Blover, Iceberg Lettuce and Cabbage-pult.
 * "You could say Hurrikale is a 'blow-hard'".
 * Hurrikale wears a fox tail. Good luck avoiding PETA, buddy.
 * Why does Fire Peashooter wear a sausage?
 * People still use "Don't try this at home"?
 * Dandelion exists.
 * Dandelion doesen't have a costume.
 * Blovers and Hurrikales stop ihim from shooting, making him even worse than he already is.
 * Why does Lava Guava wear a flower necklace?