Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-36256595-20180803202548/@comment-31819172-20180830020844

HMCFBlackfang wrote: Granted, but it dies instantly.

I wish for a pet bird with a lifespan that is of equal length to my own. Granted, but the bird is missing a leg

I wish for a pet alligator (they are actually legal to be pets in some states)