User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 3: Junkyard Ambush

I feel like I should be posting links on my user page instead of here. Ah whethever, I put them their anyway. Go read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here.

Plot

 * The Junkyard, Suburbia*

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: *Walking at the junkyard* Hey Trash Can, where are you?

Trash Can Zombie: *Pops out of a garbage pile*Yeah, what up?

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: I'm going to need some brain food. I'm starving now.

Trash Can Zombie: Oh sure, just go get a zombuck and insert it to the vending machine. I'm warning you though. It's been acting strange.

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: Thanks for the warning. *Walks into the vending machine*Why is this glowing? Ah well, one brain food to come!

???: FREEZE ZOMBIE!

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: *Looks behind him to see a Carotillery, some Peashooters, and some Cabbage-pults*What did I do?!!?

Carrotillery: You are seen buying illegal brain food. We have official permission to get rid of you and that glowing machine.

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: But...

Carrotillery: FIRE!*All the Peashooters and Cabbage-pults start firing at the zombie*

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: *Gets hit by a pea*OW! Hey!*Gets blown back by a carrot*OOFF!

Cabbage-Pult: We got him! Fire at the machine!*All the plants direct attacks at the machine*

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: MY FOOD!*Touches the machine as it explodes*

Carrotillery: That zombie was such an idiot. If only they valued their lives instead of foo...*Gets hit by a ray that shrinks him*What the...*Gets crushed by a metallic foot*

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: *Moans from the wreckage and gets up*What happened?*Looks at his hand only to find armor*Huh?

Random Peashooter Fighter: *Whispers to a Cabbage-Pult* Isn't that one of those "Heroes" our leaders mentioned?

Cabbage-Pult: I have no idea?

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: *Checks the nearest mirror and sees himself in armor*Whoa, this is straight out awesome! What can I do...*Sees an orange stain on his shoe*Oh...

Cabbage-Pult: We are so dead.

Zombie #75823578439507245894230758239769: *Whips out a spatula and starts whacking the plants with them*COME AND GET ME!!!


 * Plant HQ, Surburbia*

Green Shadow: So your telling me that this plant has Sunflower's wand from another adventure.

Sunflower: That's the short of the long of it.

Rose: Well I have made some modifications to this wand. It should work much better than ever.

Sunflower: Well you can keep it. You know magic well don't you?

Rose: Yes I do. I came from the Dark Ages and had a vision.

Peashooter: A vision?

Rose: I had a vision about the future of this world. The vision was fuzzy but I could make up Surburbia being taken over by the zombies.

Spudow: *Laughing*That would never happen! We have the city all over control.

Rose: Well, this will be fallen by a metallic orange zombie. That's all I know for now.

Sunflower: Thank you Rose. Enjoy your time at the present for now. We'll take care of this zombie.

Rose: Well, I'll try to fit in for now. But this zombie cannot be stopped by anything that's in the time.

Crazy Dave: *Walking in eating a taco in a waffle* Grabba Traca Wappa Monkoo Burrkpoo!*Translation: I just finished eating my taco waffle!*

To be continued...