Board Thread:Literature/@comment-24579854-20150405183934

THIS STORY IS A PARODY OF SONIC.EXE. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.

Legend has it that there is a land that takes the form of this wiki, where all of the users live in peace.

Until one day, when EMPeachy4, a famous and popular user on the wiki was possessed by an unknown force.

There are five discs that tell the tale of this unfortunate turn of events. EMPeachy4.exe is the first. It tells the story in the form of a video game, full of jumpscares.

When the game is opened, the PvZ Wiki logo appears on the screen, accompanied by the "Zombies on Your Lawn" song. After pressing the enter key a few times, the music stops and EMPeachy4's avatar jumps out of the logo, screaming. Except this EMPeachy4 looks different. Before the incident, EMPeachy4 assumed the shape of a Heavenly Peach. Now, he has those cliché black, bleeding eyes with red dots for pupils. His smile is also a lot wider and the antenna of an E.M.Peach is jammed painfully into his head. The screen goes black, but the voice of EMPeachy4 could be heard.

"What are you doing to me? No, no, NO! IT HURTS! I-I-I... want to kill them all."

Then a cutscene began to play. The avatars of Brainulator9, Masterninja321 and Murabito were in a house, watching a newsflash about EMPeachy4's disappearance. Brainulator9 took the form of Gary the Snail, Masterninja took Sonic the Hedgehog's Boom design and Murabito took Villager's SSB4 design.

Newsreader: And EMPeachy4 is nowhere to be found, for one week running.

Brainulator9: This is terrible! We need to find him. Something bad may have happened!

Murabito: Ok, but take this camera. If you find something odd, you can give it to us.

Brainulator9: I'll go now then.

Masterninja321: Good luck...

Brainulator9 leaves, and the screen cuts to black. Then, a very plain, white screen replaces it, with three pieces of text on it. The middle and bottom texts were just one question mark. The top one was Brainulator9's link, complete with colour, shadow and all. The player is supposed to click on BUL9's link. After he or she does so, a low-pitched voice says: "Now, you decide his fate."

The title card for the level, called 'The Lawn,' appears. The game is in 2.5D, with fully 3D models. You are supposed to make BUL9 move towards the right, supposedly to the goal. The setting for the Lawn is a peaceful meadow with a few trees and flowers dotted around the place. The music is a peaceful melody in reverse. BUL9 makes no noise, until the landscape begins to look more dilapidated. After about half a minute, the trees and flowers begin to show signs of rotting, and BUL9 starts to say things like,"Ummm... what's happening?" and "I think we should turn back." This continues, until he suddenly stops. An in-game cutscene begins to play. In it, BUL9 sees something and slowly inches towards it. It's EMPeachy4. Everything seems normal except his eyes are closed. BUL9 says, "Peachy?" EMPeachy4 finally opens his eyes, and he looks just like he does on the title screen. The screen cuts to black again. EMPeachy4 and BUL9 can be heard conversing.

EMPeachy4: Hello Brainulator.

Brainulator9: Peachy? Are you okay?

EMPeachy4: Come with me.

Brainulator9: What? I don't understa-

A weird sucking noise is heard. Another title card saying 'Pursuit' appears. BUL9 is standing in the same field as before, except it is now ablaze. BUL9 keeps moving right, but after around 15 seconds, "EMPeachy4.exe" (EMPeachy4 will be called this from now on) flashes all over the screen, making the same scream as he did before, and begins to chase BUL9. He says "HOLY CRAP!" with an extreme sense of fear. After not very long EMPeachy4.exe wins the chase and begins to brutally murder BUL9. Luckily for any faint-hearted people, the scene cuts to black before too much is shown. The dying screams of BUL9 can be heard. After the scream is over, EMPeachy4.exe begins laughing maniacally.

Another cutscene begins to play, back at Masterninja321 and Murabito's house. The news is saying that now Brainulator9 has gone missing. The remaining two users looked even more worried than usual.

Murabito: Now BUL9's gone! This is getting worse all the time.

Masterninja321: That's it. I'm going to see if I can find both of them now. I'll take another camera. Murabito, you stay safe here.

Murabito: Okay...

Masterninja321 leaves, and the cutscene ends.

The user select screen returns. There are two major differences this time. Brainulator9's name had been replaced by the word "GONE" in blood red letters, and the middle question mark is replaced by Masterninja321's link. After clicking it, the same low pitched voice says: "Can you actually decide someone's fate?"

The title card appears, saying 'Your Efforts Are Fruitless'. MN321 appears, walking along what looks like a set of girders high above a city. It is evening. The River Twygz Bridge theme from Super Paper Mario plays. As MN321 walks along the girders, static appears. He says "What's going on?" every time there is a burst of static. After the final one happens, blood spontaneously appears all over the girders. MN321 simply says "Woah." After around a minute or so of running, EMPeachy4.exe suddenly appears in front of him. EMPeachy4.exe says "fOund yOU," and floats away from MN321. The player regains control of him, and the level continues as normal, except now, EMPeachy4 starts to fly at MN321 in all directions, extremely quickly. Eventually, one attack trips MN321 up. He begins to cry. EMPeachy4.exe appears behind him and says "Finally..." He begins to murder MN321 while the screen goes black. He can be heard screaming like BUL9 did. The level ends.

This time, no cutscene plays. The player is sent back to the user select screen. Like BUL9, MN321's link is replaced by the word "GONE". The bottom question mark is changed to the final user's link: Birdpool. When his link is clicked: The low-pitched voice says for the last time: "His life is in your hands."

The final title card appears. It simply said 'The Last For Now'. Birdpool is in an old mansion with many candles and windows. The music playing is the same as BUL9's level, but it is playing normally this time. Birdpool is quietly mumbling to himself. He takes the form of a Plasma Pea from Garden Warfare. This level is relatively short. After about a minute of running, Birdpool encounters a set of stairs. When he descends to the bottom, stains of blood appear on the wall. As well as that, he begins mumbling to himself less frequently. Birdpool soon encounters a second set of stairs. When this staircase is descended, the music stops playing, and EMPeachy4.exe's scream is heard. Birdpool now stops mumbling altogether. He has a look of fear in his eyes. Then, EMPeachy4.exe appers in front of Birdpool like he did to MN321, except instead of the level carrying on, the screen immediately turned to static. Birdpool can be heard screaming in the background. When the static finally stops, EMPeachy4.exe is seen staring directly at the player. After a few bursts of static, he lunges and makes his screaming noise for the final time. He says: "The nightmare is not over yet."

A cutscene begins to play, showing EMPeachy4.exe walking towards the camera in very poor lighting. Behind him are tortured versions of Brainulator9, Masterninja321 and Birdpool. They have the same eyes as EMPeachy4.exe. As soon as they reach the camera, the game closes abruptly. If you try to open it again, the low-pitched voice says, "Their fates have already been decided."

This saga will be continued in the second disc! 