User blog:Bearjedi/EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA! Homing Thistle vs. Cattail

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Homing Thistle
Look who the f*ck came out of the pool!

You're just a swimming Nyan Cat with no freaking life

I fire like a riffle, I fire spikes at peoples' souls!

Your dumb "Woof" days are over, Foxy!

So retreat now, or you'd be beaten by Plant Food!

Cattail
Says the nice cactus who is actually an b*tch

Here, why not take 500 pitches of lemonade?

Foxy don't scare me, neither does you

You look like a Powerpuff girl, go join them instead!

Homing Thistle
Better listen to what you're saying

I cost gems, I don't have to boughten from a trunk of a car.

Put yourself behind bars,

Cuz' I just took your ability!

Cattail
Oh please, shush your mouth!

You look like you're from North Carolina!

Look at your sh*tty eyes! you're as ugly as Mister Stay Puft

You're meaner than a Puff-shroom, and I just burned you.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!