Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-25571438-20150511125750/@comment-25825221-20150627155047

I go in and write a note that says: "If you are reading this then you are not dead."

Then, I get my drone to (1) tear off the word "not", and (2) make the note magically kill anyone that reads it.

Then, when the owner dies, I burn the paper, and steal the cereal.