Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-25571438-20150511125750/@comment-25825221-20150630224532

 I rig the lottery so I win $10,000,000 (don't ask how), then I buy the cereal from the homeowner. I create a quantum computer that can predict the future 100% accurately and ask if the cereal will get stolen by someone, and if so, who it was and how they did it. I use and then use  on, thus disabling his defenses. I run in, grab the cereal, and leave in less than 10 seconds. I create a device that clones an object down to every last proton, neutron, and electron. I use it to clone the cereal and then I destroy the homeowner's house. I spawn a to turn the homeowner into a sheep. Then the wizard turns all the defenses into sheep, one by one. Then, I use to stun the wizard so I can get the cereal. Once I'm out, I kill the wizard. 

If this doesn't solve it, I don't know what will.