User blog:Fall Out Wave/"Top" 10 most useless Cards in PvZH (In my opinion)

Hello, everybody. Today I will be making a list of top 10 most useless cards ever in the history of PvZH. Yeah, sounds boring. Hope you enjoy.

Cards included
All cards are included except for the following:
 * 1) Legendaries.
 * 2) Commons.
 * 3) Superpowers.
 * 4) Tokens.

10: Reduced to a shadow of it's former glory
In PvZH, there are 2 things i dislike. One-time damagers and useless walls. Back in the old days when I used to play PvZ2, this guy used to be one of my favourites. So cool, with nice DPS and a strong plant food. Now it's just a glass cannon. *sigh*

9: Rekt by the Toadstool
Again, this used to be one of my most favourite plants in PvZ1. Now it's just a worthless piece of trash that I would happily trade for a Punish-shroom or a Jugger-nut.

8: Worst wall ever
Another nice plant ruined by Popcap. No tribe synergy when compared to Torchwood, less heath when compared to Wall-nut and no damage when compared to Hot Date. Should've made it "When a zombie is played, move it to this lane."

7: TSCHE-CHU-CHU-CHU-TSCHE
In my entire life playing PvZH I only ever saw this thing appear twice. Turned into a wall both times. Sure, it's RNG-based, but my luck is ridiculously bad so... yeah. you get the idea.

6: Worst mushroom ever
Such a weak Anti-Hero for an uncommon? Really? Pair of pears makes a better uncommon -or rare even- than you do! At least make it Anti-hero 3.

5,4,3: Ican'tdecide
All three of them are glass cannons. Therefore, all three of them are entirely useless to me. One Nibble, One Conga dancer, one Acid rain and they're dead.

2: Sun Bomb...NOT!
Really Popcap? A 5-sun 5-damage trick is uncommon while a 2-sun 3-damage trick is common? Oh come on. This card is so weak that I never, ever saw any Kabloom hero use it outside of missions. Not to mention Squash costs exactly the same but is much more superior for obvious reasons. BUT, why exactly is this not the worst card ever? Scroll down to find out.

"Honorable" mentions

 * Seedling. See Petal-morphosis.
 * Lil buddy. Nuff said.
 * Whirlwind. Considering how bad my luck is, it would most likely bounce a 1/1 Undying Pharoh rather than a 42/6 Valkyrie.
 * Hot Date. I've only seen this dude once and it only served as a free Nibble target.
 * Mush-Boom. Worst. Signature. EVER.
 * Any pure walling plant.
 * Cactus. Again, Nibble.

1: HOW IS THIS AN UNCOMMON???
Honestly, screw this guy so much. Glass cannon, weak ability, stupid rarity all contribute to why I hate this so much. And it's a 2/1 glass cannon. Not even a cannon anymore, just a gun a this point.

10: Literal trash
I never really found this zombie useful. Just a one-time shield, that's all. No synergy, no above-average stats, not anything. Coach is much better.

9: Zombie internet celebrity
One-time damager and useless wall 2-in-1. Don't like how it loses it's attack once the turn passes, but I dislike it mainly because every time I play it, either Squash, Lawnmower or Whack-a-zombie shows up. HOWEVER, I don't use a pet deck much, so her ranking might change once I get Brain Freeze.

8: S-I-M-P
Pretty much useless when facing anything that's not Guardian or Kabloom. Entirely useless when facing Chompzilla. Quite useful against Spudow however.

On an unrelated note, if you know the origin of the title then your childhood is/was awesome.

7: Undead Santa
Gives your opponent free cards. Nuff said. This thing saved my butt more than a few times when my opponent played it. Even more unhelpful when there is a Bananasaurus on the field.

6: Sproing, Sproing
Why must Popcap ruin all the nice zombies from the orignal series and turn them all into trash? Much less threatening than Jumping bean for whatever reason... Maybe because Professor Brainstorm doesn't spam it in mission 40!? (looking at you, Citron)

5: Not ZFC yet
Unlike it's PvZ2 counterpart, Zombie Chicken here is just plain annoying and not much of a threat. Even in an Anti-Hero deck it's still useless. Again, another starter for Brain Freeze so I might change my mind.

4: Spoopy
I guess it's nice for a trick deck, but that's it. Another useless glass cannon that is just there to hog the board. The opponent doesn't even put anything in it's lane. Unlike some other Afterlife zombie...

3: ISIS Imp
Entirely useless. Just. Useless. Every time this thing is played it always manages to do absolutely nothing to the Plant hero. At all. Just shove some Small-nut in front of it and watch it go boom.

2: The cake is a lie
See Sizzle's entry, but without the Squash part.

"Honorable" mentions

 * Barrel of Deadbeards. Legendary, I know, but it's so underwhelming. Knight of the living dead makes a better legendary than you do, bro!
 * Brain vendor. Only good for Rustbolt brain farms.
 * Dolphinado. See Whirlwind's entry in plant honorables.
 * Witch's Familiar. Come ON, Immorticia. You can do better that that!
 * B-Flat. Originally it was going to be on the main list, but I got it a few times from Mad chemist and it's better than I thought.
 * Trick-or-treater. Only costs 1 brain less than Mad chemist, but a much worse ability.
 * Cell phone zombie. Did not make it into the list only because it was a common.

1: Sun stealer...NOT!
Remember what I said about Pogo bouncer? This is the prime example. I mean, the dude wasn't really that strong in PvZ2, but now it's just worthless trash. Just compare it to Brainana. Same cost, weaker stats, not Amphibious and... Just look. 2 sun versus ALL the brains. Is also one of the few zombies that is useless with Teleport. Absolute garbage, I say!