User blog:Plant Protecter/Plant Protecter's PvZ Stories: Queen Mermaid

I have decided that I will now create one transcript for my PvZ stories and put it in a blog each month. You can still send in requests, and if this "one story a month" thing is too much, then tell me and I will change it.

Queen Mermaid

The episode starts in Parasol Zombie's house, where she has some news.


 * Parasol Zombie: Ladies and gentlemen...


 * Excavator Zombie: Um, I am the only male person here.


 * Parasol Zombie: Fine. Ladies and gentleman, using the chemistry kit I got for my birthday, I have created a new potion.

Parasol Zombie holds a yellow potion in her right hand.


 * Glitter Zombie: What does it do?


 * Parasol Zombie: (looking at a book) According to the instructions, it is supposedly a "Growth Potion".

Imp Mermaid Zombie hears this, and starts thinking.


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: (thinking) If I had that potion, I will finally be able to grow bigger. Then I will finally be tall like the others. (smiling) Then I can finally go on all the rides at the amusement park.

Imp Mermaid Zombie then has an idea, and a sinister look appears on her face.


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: Parasol Zombie, can I please look at that new potion of yours?


 * Parasol Zombie: Hmmm. Oh, OK, but be careful. It is still untested.

Parasol Zombie gives Imp Mermaid Zombie the growth potion, who then runs out the front door.


 * Parasol Zombie: Hey! Come back!


 * Excavator Zombie: Stop!

The rest of the Plants and Zombies start chasing Imp Mermaid Zombie.


 * Sunflower: Why would she do this?


 * Parasol Zombie: I think I know. She's an Imp, and you know how short they are compared to other Zombies.


 * Sweet Potato: (gasps) Do you think she's going to use it to become taller?


 * Parasol Zombie: Most likely. I just hope there are no side effects...

Imp Mermaid Zombie hops into a Portal leading to the Modern Day, and everyone follows her into the Portal.


 * Bikini Zombie: Oh no. She could be anywhere now.


 * Shrinking Violet: Hey look, she's over there!

Everyone looks in the direction Shrinking Violet is pointing in, and Imp Mermaid Zombie is then seen catching her breath near a house.


 * Electric Blueberry: Imp Mermaid Zombie! Stop!


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: No! You don't understand!


 * Parasol Zombie: It's about your height, isn't it?

Imp Mermaid Zombie then sits down against a nearby tree.


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: (sighs) It's just not fair. You all get to be tall and get to do things I can't because of my height.


 * Parasol Zombie: But your height is what makes you you. It makes you special. It's what makes Imps noticeable.


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: I suppose...


 * Blooming Heart: And besides, you're young. You will grow eventually.


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: You're right. (takes off the cork on top of the bottle) But with this, I can grow now!


 * Parasol Zombie: NOOO!

Imp Mermaid Zombie drinks the potion and places the empty bottle on the ground.


 * Sunflower: Uh oh.


 * Gold Leaf: This won't be good.


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: Ugh... My head hurts... (she then closes her eyes)


 * Parasol Zombie: Imp Mermaid Zombie?

There is no reply. Everyone is tense and unsure of what will happen.


 * Parasol Zombie: Imp Mermaid Zombie? Are you OK?


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: (scary voice) Oh yes... I am better that OK. (she opens her eyes to reveal her pupils have turned red) I am way better than OK!


 * Parasol Zombie: Imp Merm-maid Z-zombie?


 * Imp Mermaid Zombie: That was my old name now you can call me... Queen Mermaid!

Queen Mermaid then starts growing, due to the growth potion.


 * Parasol Zombie: (surprised and scared) ...Remind me to never create this potion ever again...

Queen Mermaid then grow bigger than a house.


 * Electric Blueberry: Uh... We should move away from her feet, so we don't get squashed.


 * Parasol Zombie: You're right. RUN!!!

The Plants and Zombies then start running away from Queen Mermaid, who has now the size of a skyscraper and has stopped growing.


 * Queen Mermaid: Finally, I am tall! And now I will destroy all of those who have opposed me! (looks at the large skyscraper in the middle of the city) If I were to destroy that, then no one would dare defy me! (she then starts walking to the skyscraper, creating miniature earthquakes with every step.)


 * Parasol Zombie: (crying) This is all my fault! I released a monster onto the city and I never should have made that potion in the first place!


 * Zombie Commander: It's OK, everyone makes mistakes sometimes.


 * Parasol Zombie: (sniffs) Thanks.


 * Glitter Zombie: We have to stop Queen Mermaid!


 * Sunflower: But how?


 * Parasol Zombie: (smiles) I have an idea! Follow me!

Parasol Zombie leads the Plants and Zombies back to the Lost City to her house.


 * Parasol Zombie: (grabs a book and starts flipping through the pages) If I am correct, there should be... Aha! There! (points to a purple potion) That is the Shrinking Potion, which is the antidote for the Growth Potion.


 * Shrinking Violet: Why can't I just, well, shrink her?


 * Parasol Zombie: Because you might shrink us as well, and I won't make more Growth Potions.


 * Shrinking Violet: Good point.


 * Parasol Zombie: OK, everyone please exit my lab. I need to work on this alone.

Parasol Zombie pushes the Plants and Zombies out the lab door, closes the door and starts working.


 * Sweet Potato: I hope she doesn't take long to do it.

30 seconds later...


 * Parasol Zombie: (opens the lab doors) DONE!!!


 * Gold Leaf: That was fast.


 * Parasol Zombie: Now let's go save the city!

The Plants and Zombies run out of Parasol Zombie's house, go back through the portal and reach the edge of the city.


 * Excavator Zombie: There she is!

Everyone looks and she is seen at the top of the skyscraper.


 * Parasol Zombie: We have to get her to drink the potion, but how?


 * Sunflower: Wait. What was Imp Mermaid Zombie's favourite food?


 * Parasol Zombie: Lollipops. Why?


 * Sunflower: Look.

They look at a destroyed building, and next to it is a giant artificial lollipop.


 * Shrinking Violet: (sad) Awww. She destroyed the candy store.


 * Parasol Zombie: That's good for us. (opens the bottle and pours the contents on the lollipop).

They wait.


 * Parasol Zombie: (thinking) Come on.

They wait some more.


 * Parasol Zombie: (thinking) Come on!

Even more waiting.


 * Parasol Zombie: (thinking) COME ON! SHRINK ALREADY!

The lollipop then shrinks to the size of a normal lollipop.


 * Parasol Zombie: YES! Follow me!

The Plants and the Zombies go into the skyscraper and, after 3 minutes of waiting in the elevator, they make it to the top floor.


 * Parasol Zombie: Hey Queen Mermaid!


 * Queen Mermaid: Hmmm?


 * Parasol Zombie: (holding the lollipop) Do you want a lollipop before you destroy the city?


 * Queen Mermaid: GIVE ME!!!

(To be continued, my I Pad's battery is almost flat)

Trivia


 * The episode's name is a reference to the movie "King Kong".