User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 13: Mini-Golf Standoff

This tied for the voting. If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here.

Plot

 * Mini-Golf Rumble Hill, Suburbia*

Wall-Knight: *Drawing a blue golf ball*Look guys, I made a cool drawing!*The drawing is burned to crisp by some blue flare*Hey!

Captain Combustible: Oops. Didn't mean to incinerate your "great" drawing.

Wall-Knight: Why are you so mean to me?

Captain Combustible: Being stuck in a box for a while does something to one's personality as if I wasn't strict enough. Being forced to fuel the golf's campfire doesn't help as well.*Camera reveals that Captain Combustible is in a campfire with Wall-Knight on a couch near it*

Wall-Knight: Isn't your job to help other plants?

Captain Combustible: *Glares at Wall-Knight and summons a giant blue flaming avatar of himself*DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF HELPING!!!

Wall-Knight: Umm...*A golf ball crashes through the window and activates Wall-Knight's armor*I dunno. I can't see you.

Captain Combustible: *Twitches his eye*WHAT IS WITH THIS WORLD!!!


 * The door of the cabin the two heroes are staying opens with Solar Flare coming out*

Solar Flare: Hey guys, have you seen my golf ball? I think it landed in here somewhere.

Captain Combustible: Consider it done.*Points with his feet at a black pile of ash*

Solar Flare: *Sighs*Well, there goes my perfect 18 streak.

Peashooter: *From outside*You weren't even on the 6th hole!

Captain Combustible: How long do I have to remain like this? I'm hating it more and more.

Solar Flare: Around the time the zombies come to golf.

Captain Combustible: And that is?

Solar Flare: Around 10 hours from now.

Captain Combustible: AUGHHHHH...*A brickwall seals him and Solar Flare and Wall-Knight apart*

Solar Flare: Ahh that's better. Now, what are you gonna do Wall-Knight?

Wall-Knight: Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Solar Flare: Great, he's asleep.

Peashooter: *Comes into the cabin*He does that a lot these days ever since we found Hibernating Beary. He'll wake up in time, don't worry.

Solar Flare: Alright.


 * 11 hours later...*


 * The zombies are in the golf course with many, many, many, loss arms*

Brain Freeze: Are you sure this is a good idea guys?

Impfinity: We're bored. And you need to recover after getting spit back from Crazy Waves.

The Smash: Me like pancakes.

Brain Freeze: That doesn't help much. I still don't see why we share this golf course with the plants.

Impfinity: I have no idea either. Ask Zomboss for that.

Brain Freeze: Well I'll be asking him first thing I...*Sees Wall-Knight sleeping*How...

Impfinity: Ohhh...I have a plan.

The Smash: Smash him?

Impfinity: No, even better.

To be continued...