Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151221073000/@comment-26826553-20151223121144

(at Zomboss's)

Dynamo Jack: (sees another Garg thundering toward him) Think you can go on & wreck the halls? First you need new Christmas balls! (shoots the Garg's privates, then he goes in for a headshot) I guess I have a new profession now! I can be a doctor! A circumciser!

Terminator: (shoves a pepper in the mouth of a Giga-Garg) You are terminated! (walks away as the world behind him explodes)

Agent K: *zaps down a bunch of scientists* So, when the f*** will Zomboss show his face?!

(a huge TV in the room activates, revealing Zomboss on his chair)

Zomboss: I appreciate the nice Christmas Party you're throwing...But let me tell you all, as the master of the house, let's party MY WAY!!!

(several vaults in the ceiling open, dropping zombies...except they had strange heads...one had a Gatling Pea head, one had the head of a Tall-nut, another had the head of a Lightning Reed, etc.)

Zomboss: I thank you all! If you have never meddled with my plants throughout the years, I would never have acquired your DNA samples...Now I introduce to you my latest innovation, ZOMBOTANY ARMY 3.0!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!