Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151115034659/@comment-26826553-20151129124001

//For newbies who don't get my characters...CLICK THIS. But don't use them, because only I can portray them.

(portal opens up)

Agent K: RIGHT ON TIME!

Superbean: Thank heavens! Man, you guys shocked me.

Dynamo Jack: PREPARE TO DIE MOTHERF***ERS!!!

Terminator: TIME 2 KILL!!!

(mayhem ensues, & all four begin to decimate the cybercorn drones)

Superbean: There's still too many!

Agent K: We can't afford to waste valuable time slaughtering these fools!

Dynamo Jack: As much as I want to kill more, I have to admit, they're RIGHT. What do we do now, man?

Terminator: We also can't afford to leave some free drones around...

Superbean: Mate, what we need is an attack-

Terminator: STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER, YOU F***ING POPCORN (shreds a drone who attempts to abduct Violet)...THAT'S IT!

Superbean: What do you mean that's it?

Terminator: VIOLET...GUYS, CAN ANYONE MANAGE TO TELL A PIECE OF S*** THAT WILL MAKE THE GIRL CRY?!

Agent K: What?

Terminator: You forget what happened in the Jurassic Marsh RP, did you?

Dynamo Jack: Doesn't your daughter have nice acting skills, mate? JUST TELL HER TO CRY, THAT'S ALL!

Terminator: UGH, FINE! THIS BETTER WORK...VIOLET! DARLING! CAN YOU SHOW US HOW GOOD YOUR ACTING (blows up many drones with his hand, now in the form of a missile rack) YOUR ACTING IS? LIKE HOW YOU DID IN YOUR NURSERY SUMMER CLASS?

Violet: Ok, dad (draws in a shaky breath, her eyes turning moist)...*sniff* *sniff*... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(All around them, the drones shrink with every loud heartbroken sobbing. The Terminator then holds up her daughter)

Terminator: HERE! YOU DON'T WANT MY F***ING FLAMETHROWER, HUH?!?! THEN HAVE A TEAR-THROWER INSTEAD!!!

(any drone that gets struck by her big teardrops get shrunken to oblivion)

(a few minutes later)

Terminator: Haha! F*** YOU ALL!!! YOU'RE ALL TERMINATED!!! Ok, Violet, cut.

Violet: *sniff* Ok...

Terminator: You sure you're ok?

Violet: (gives a thumbs up, then wipes her cheek) *sniff* Yes *sniff*

Last cybercorn drone: DELETE!

Terminator: (wipes Violet's other cheek & eye, then flicks the tear at the drone, shrinking it to oblivion) You're late, b***h...Good job, darling (daughter & father hug).

Superbean: How come we survived?

Terminator: Man, me & Dynamo Jack are terminators, we're outrageously OP & immune to nearly anything. You & Agent K have superpowers, so you're also immune...Now, what are you guys waiting for? Applaud!

(everyone claps)

Agent K: Hey, wait a minute!

Dynamo Jack: Where's the f***ing doctor?

Superbean: (looks at Doc Cob) There he is.

Terminator: NO, THE B-CAROTENE DOCTOR!!! WHERE THE F***ING HELL IS HE?!?!?!