Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-30553109-20180526160730/@comment-31629008-20180623073803

AnonymousPvZFan23 wrote: PixeLyokoigawa wrote:

AnonymousPvZFan23 wrote: Another joke card:

Big Bad Crap:

0 cost

Garbage Trick

All Classes (Can be used by either side, despite having a zombie tribe...)

Legendary

Effect: You hero takes a great big dump. It smells so bad that your opponent automatically concedes. You also get to see the respective hero's naked 'crack... So... what would happen if someone played that as Neptuna, Captain Combustible or Wall-Knight? I mean I guess Wall-Knight would show his CRACK but the other two...

I mean Nepnep has a fish tail and Captain Combusken is a Tree Trunk...

Actually, how would ANY Plant hero who doesn't walk on two malformed leafy legs or root legs even react to that card?

... Come to think of it... I don't want to know... Two words: it swells

Sorry, that was a bad explanation. Let’s take Green Shadow for example, upon using the card, she will turn around, her butt will swell to a monstrous size, and a big crap will fall out... (Sorry if I just put a grotesque image into your mind...) First of all. I said I didn't want or need to know.

Second. Now that will give the fetish people on DeviantArt something to draw, conglaturations, you monster.

Third. I just woke up and saw this. I'm glad that I woke up to butt swelling and poop shoots.

Otherwise I'm still disgusted, confused and afraid.