User blog:Hal lucination/Peashooter (Plants vs Zombies) vs. Red (Angry Birds), DEATH BATTLE!

For my first blog post ever, I thought that I could do a little fanfiction... In the form of a bloody, horrifying death match between two characters. I used to like the YouTube show DeathBattle a lot, and I thought about writing my own one with two characters for my blog post. Finding the first combatant was easy. Peashooter has been one of my favorite plants for a long period, only falling short to Wall-knight from PvZh(whose combat capabilities are never shown), and also has a large arsenal I can pick apart and analyze. Finding a combatant to match, however, was a different story for five whole seconds. It clicked. Red from angry birds was an excellent choice in my opinion. They were both hugely popular mobile gaming icons. They each had a varied arsenal (counting the spinoff games) that's stacked perfectly with each others. And also it was one I could think of on the fly. so without further ado: Peashooter vs Red.

(Note: I will be counting characters like toxic pea as part of the characters arsenal even though they are completely separate entities for the sake of excitement)

A round red figure darted around the amassed trees surrounding the suburban neighborhood. This figure was known as the angry bird named Red. Red's eggs had gone missing a while ago and he tracked the scent to here. The trail had gone cold around the area he was, so Red decided to scout out the perimeter to see if he could find the culprits out somewhere around. As he hopped around the neighborhood, he caught a scent. But it was the very scent he didn't was to smell. Scrambled eggs and bacon, coming from a house suspended up several feet up in the sky by a tree. Red howled in rage and trudged towards the house, his eyes burning with anger and vengeance.

Peashooter sighed. Today was not his day. He had been plopped out for zombie scouting alone without company for the whole day. He looked out at the lawn he was guarding and endeavored to look tough, but he was soon overwhelmed with boredom. As he resigned to boredom, a thumping noise caught his attention.

Across the lawn Red stormed onto the lawn. Red looked up at the green plant. Green... green... green! This was obviously a pig guard assigned to stop Red from infiltrating the pig fortress. With all of his rage Red threw himself at the "pig".

Peashooter's eyes widened as the red beachball-looking bird flung itself at him. He barely managed to duck out of The way in time for the bird to smash into the fence right behind him. Angrily, Peashooter flung a pea at the bird.

The green projectile that the "pig" blasted out of its mouth smashed into Reds body. Red was propelled a great distance before finally coming to a stop. He angrily stared at the "pig" he was going to destroy everyone of these pigs, starting with this one.

The Bird looked like it wanted a fight. Peashooter decided do comply to its needs. Time to do his duty.

FIGHT!