User blog:Rx2MikeyWIKIA/Everything Wrong With: Journey to the West

okay so people like doing this, so i decided to do this

is this old now?

also some rules
 * 1) good sins
 * 2) nothing offensive
 * 3) this will probably never end, unless i tell it to
 * 4) this is meant to be a joke, this was made as a joke, and is nothing but a joke


 * Weird world selection screen for the levels.
 * Opening cutscene is the same as the original PvZ1 cutscene, but uses its own logo.
 * Crazy Dave tells you some gibberish in Chinese, then suddenly gives you Potato Hero.
 * Why is it called Potato Hero when it's clearly a Wall-nut?
 * Heroes are higher quality than their original counterparts, thus making them look out of place.
 * Potato Hero gotten before Wall-nut.
 * Baby Starfruit is on lawnmowers and gets stolen by a Robber Imp with a pelican.
 * Robber Imp is confirmed pedophile.
 * No music during Wall-nut bowling.
 * +500 sun bonus.
 * Unneeded boss battles.
 * Various PvZ2 plants return in a .jpeg format. How lovely!
 * Said returning PvZ2 plants have dual attacks, which is their plant food ability, and I find that completely stupid and useless.
 * This game gets an underwater level that works exactly like the PvZCC creations.
 * Laser Bean is confirmed piggy bank.
 * Snapdragon has arms.
 * Many non-upgrade plants use the upgrade seed packet.
 * Mushrooms can't breathe in water because why?
 * Two Potaro Heroes.
 * Infinite gems exploit.
 * Cherry Carpet Bomb.
 * The Robber Imp is stronger than a Gargantuar.
 * Unneeded redesigns for returning PvZ2 plants.