Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160703102409/@comment-26826553-20160723113352

(And arcade #150 spews out yet another zombotanical carcass: it had the frame (but not clothes) of the bully-type zombie (Octo, Troglo, Arcade, Bully, & All-Star body type)...But the head...)

Boss: *8 angry voices* TIME TO BLOW UP!

Kenny: *climbs up the stairs...once again, no one remembered that he just died, zapped by the Lakitu earlier* Ok, guys, what's...*sees the boss* F**king hell no...

(Cue in the theme. Cue in the speech.)

King Scattershot: You've come too far. It's time to cue in the game over screen. We ain't losing to you puny meddling brats. We are a king WITH 8 GRAND 'STACHES! *the white mustaches on all 8 heads wiggle* None of you stand a chance against us! *hurls a bunch of black Bowling Bulbs with white eyes at the kids, the bulbs then roll around & chase their chosen targets, & after a set amount of time, they freeze, get boosted, & explode in a similar way to Bomb (when) of Angry Birds, blowing up within a fairly huge radius.

//Hope you guys noted that intentional grammatical error. Despite considering himself to be many, King Scattershot still says he is a king instead of "we are kings"...The weakness of this guy? Well, he tries to be as calm as possible. There is only one way to enrage him though...BTW, guys, as long as the bulbs ain't charged, you can stun them then pick them up like koopas...But how do you stun something with a hard shell? I mean, not even a jump or a hammer would provide enough concussive force...

Kenny: Why are all the thwomps gone?

Cartlan: They aren't all gone, you idiot. For some reason, only the ones that go up & down on either side of this corridor remains. But no matter. Time to meet your doo-

(Cloud flickers & disappears. Its duration is over.)

Cartlan: Seriously.

Kyle: Told you, don't waste your time on the cloud. And hey, don't just hover there. You're supposed to fall.

Cartlan: Don't remind me of physics, Jew-boy. I'm immune to...wait a minute...AAAAAH! *THUD!* OWW!!!

Stan: You were saying?

(A bunch of black bulbs chase Kenny to the edge of the corridor, right to the place where the thwomps are hovering...)