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Iron Zombie

Roughness: Machined

Speed: Basic

His pig appointed boot proves omg-so-op protection from damage.

Knight Zombie was just as sad as anyone when Zombie Pig promoted him. He'd never say this out loud, but he's not sure he deserves the elephant. He's not sure he has what it takes to wear the underwear. But like they say, darn it 'til you make it.