Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151029010425/@comment-26826553-20151101024504

???: SELFIE!!!

Cactus: What the-

Pepper-pult: You. are. TERMINATED!

(Fire Peashooter shoots at Cactus's feet, opening another fire sinkhole)

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire Peashooter: Here's your devil fork, motherpoker! (throws weenie fork into the fire sinkhole)

Melon-pult: What the-

Pepper-pult: Your old pops here had the perfect plan, son. Listen, this place ain't Iceland. If we can withstand Iceland, how much more can we withstand falls & the ice-based? Who says we can't turn off our flames? We faked the whole thing, boy! We fooled you all!

Fire Peashooter: And you certainly allowed us to take a great selfie by the falls! Now, mind if we borrow this rhino for a bit...Hey, bud, c'mon!

(Pepper-pult jumps on the rhino's back, & both ride the beast into the chill zone. They jump off the moment they got to their destination, only to land on their faces again)

Pepper-pult: Guess I ain't meant to be a rider, eh?

Fire Peashooter: Man, we've got to work on our landings...well, at least we're safe!