Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-26386864-20141011071306/@comment-5079138-20150329093512

546. Booked on an airplane who's new autopilot runs on Windows 8.1 547. Grant him the privilege of being the first person to cross a new bridge that was designed using Windows 8.1 548. Heart replaced with a mechanical heart, that runs Windows 8.1 549. Become a test subject for exotic new nerve gases. 550. Exposed to that mysterious death fog that turns people inside out.