Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160118105858/@comment-17699278-20160211094502

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Leovergel.solamo wrote: //Are we suppose to go home now, but this might be a good way to introduce my new kid characters...


 * loud trumpets are heard*

Snapper von Dragon: Undead rebels, surrender to the might of the Dragon Empire.

Draken von Dragon: RAWR!!!

Snapper: You cannot engage yet Draken. Watch papa how to plunder. *replaces his battle armor with a pirate costume* OK, navy. Let's show them what firepower means.

Off-map Battleship Captain: Aye aye, Captain! *fires a barrage of fiery cannonballs at the horde* //Mind if that random bully scene happens the day after this? Oh, & Fairy, you can prepare Primula's story soon after...

(The electric ball dissipates, revealing all seven Expendables (Let's pretend that Vesuvius Magnus McClane was already part of the gang for a long time now...))

Magnus: Yippie-ki-yay motherf***ers! *begins erupting & lobbing 10-ton magma bombs*

Terminator: I'm back! *hands turn to MiniGuns, & the massacre begins*

//That electric ball is how The Expendables (both Botanical & Necro) time travel...Plus, if anyone is wondering, Magnus (who is a terminator) is obviously based on Bruce Willis, just as how The Terminator is obviously based on Arnold Schwarzenegger. //I'm OK with that.

Snapper: *flies up* Dark Warlock.

Wizlock: Wizard, don't say warlock in front of the kids.

Snapper: I'll be sending my heir to that kindergarden you are talking about.

Wizlock: No need to repeat, I red the edict.

Snapper: Well then, he will be starting tommorrow. *blast splinters of basalt at the rebels*