Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160729124907/@comment-26826553-20160730110817

Boss: We are so going to make big money off of this...

(Under the ocean, two Wall-nut divers were swimming by the ocean floor, looking for a certain plant (the normal type)...Under their boss's orders, they are supposed to find something known as sea nectar for the purpose of none other than drug cooking. Sea nectar will be expounded on later. But for now, we cut to two divers trying to look for any sign of it on the ocean floor. Apparently, they didn't realize something huge was behind them.)

(SNAP!)

Wall-nut diver #2: Hey, why don't you come help me look over here...Er, hello? Quit playing games & come out this insta- *freezes as he sees s**t* Oh my...good heavens what the f**k is that?! S**T!

(CRUNCH!)

Tall-nut officer: As I said, privates, the only LSAs known are giant robots, because nothing biological can ever reach their size & density, not even Amphicoelias, Spinosaurus, Argentinosaurus, or the blue whale. If we had the technology to create giant fighting machines of our own, casualty rates in the war & defense of Suburbia would decrease. But then again, this is the 20th century. We have yet to reach the technological prowess of the undead. Maybe one day, our descendants can reverse-engineer these machines & at least even the battle. But that's their problem. We are here today so we would learn how to deal with s**t the old fashion way, the American way-

(A Potato Mine pops up next to the officer)

Bill: Who the hell are you, Michael Bay?! Too much American patriotism, you stupid nut with autism!

Tall-nut officer: And we should also remember, people *pulls out an AK-74 (not 47)* that anomalies like these idiots exist.

Bill: Who you callin' idiot, you f**king nut!

Tall-nut: Now, for the good of USA, let's f**k this piece of s**t!

Bill: TAPA IS MICHAEL BAY CONFIRMED! TOO MUCH AMERICAN PATRIOTI-

(Every cadet joins the officer in shooting Bill down, who left a pathetically small explosion with tasteless french fries...not like they would want any.)

//And no, I'm not Mike Bay. I'm Asian, & I'm not some guy to always stick to USA.

Bill (Potato Mine): QUIT DENYING IT, YOU DAMN AMERICAN DIRECTOR!

//We just killed you, the f**k. *butchers Bill with a hatchet*