Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160618055130

(Unknown Graveyard)

(The Nazis continue their training under the hot sun, marching forward, either shooting or trampling any automaton plants in their way. With their ceratanium drill weaponry, resilience, & regenerating capabilities (thanks to Serum XX), the Nazis are virtually unstoppable. Whether they are marching, they are silent. But whenever they charge & massacre the training simulation automatons, they would let out racist, anti-semitic whoops & praises to Hitler. More on their a**es later.)



(Lab, Unknown Island)

Hellway: *staring into the eyes of the recovered, deactivated Giganana* So, tell me what the f**k Chompzilla cannot do.

Random Engineer: Um...flight?

Hellway: EXACTLY *kicks the roots of Giganana with a resounding PING!*, FLIGHT! Get me those anti-gravity plates...





(Suburbia Spud Devil Road battle. Storm intensifies)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">//Take note: before people ask why some of these guys understand or at least grasp a part of what the Spud Devils are saying while others do not, try asking the same logic s**t concerning Chewbacca's speech.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Spud Devil #2's eye reveals itself & blasts lasers at McClane & Rocky Rambo, only to be zapped by CitroCop's own volt vision)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Spud Devil #2: ORGH!!! *eye turns back to spud* Bumomomo...BUMOMOMOMOMO!!! BUMOOOO!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">JC: Bumomo WHATEVER! I don't know what the hell...

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Spud Devil #2: BUMO!!! BUMOMOMO BUMO!!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Yin Yang: *flicks whip repeatedly* I know you want to crush us to pulp given your programmed duty, but we don't give a f**k for it! We have missions too, you know!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Spud Devil #3 punches Ewen to the ground & charges its eye to blast him, but Carrie flies in the liquid robot's face & slashes the eye several times with white misty energy)

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Spud Devil #3: ORGH!!! *eye turns back to spud* Bumomo...BUMOMOMO!!! BUMO! BUMO! BUMO! BUMOMO BUMOOOO!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Ewen: Bumomomomo bumo bumo bumo BUMO!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Spud Devil #3: *raises fists in the air* Bumomo...BUMOMOMOMOMOMO!!! BUMOOO!!! BUMOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Carrie: Whatever the hell you said, I think you just insulted it.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;">Ewen: So what? I don't even know the s**tty primal language these guys use.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Both devils, like the first one, turned to spud tornadoes, launching pieces of themselves at everybody else, forcing them to dodge, sidestep, duck, or jump, otherwise, they get struck.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">JC: Not aga-*KABOOM!*

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(A spud piece flies into his head & makes it explode, while another sends him down to the ground by striking his chest.)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">JC: *regrows head* You sons of b***hes, you really should be scrapped! *gets downed again by a spud piece to the leg*

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;line-height:15.75pt;">Carrie: *spud pieces just phase through her* Save the talking, will you?