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We can't interrogate everybody who seems suspicious, but how do we look for puppets? And, if we see through the illusion, how do we find the hand in the sock( How do we find the puppet master?)?

Transcript from Sock Opera:

Bill:Yeesh, kid, relax. All I want is a puppet!

Dipper: A puppet? What are you playing at?

Bill:Everyone loves puppets. And it looks to me that you've got a surplus.

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Dipper: Uh, just one puppet? Fine! (shakes hand) So what puppet are you gonna pick, anyway?

Bill:Hmm, let's see. Eenie meenie mynie... (voice gets low:) YOU. (Tears Dipper from his body)

Alex Hirsch explains why sock puppetry is terrible( A demon body snathches you, while it plans for the apocalypse, reference to apocalypse:"NO PUPPET STRINGS CAN HOLD ME DOWN," "SO PATIENTLY I WATCH THIS TOWN," "ABNORMAL SOON WILL BE THE NORM," and "ENJOY THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM.") DO NOT MAKE A DEAL WITH A PRO-APOCALYPSE DEMON, nuff said.

But, seriously they should be stopped. It is a real low move and which I think is quite disgusting and deplorable if used how sock puppets usually are used.