Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-27053902-20170924232441/@comment-24508466-20171002212236

IslarPVZ wrote: So, I'm pretty sure I was matched against someone who hacked a deck with nothing but Clique Peas. The reason I believe he has a hacked deck is because the only thing he played were Clique Peas, + GS's Super.

Is there a way to report a player because I'll certainly do that if it's possible. Kinda sad people have to ruin to fun for others like this. I mean, I have a hard time believing this player just so happened to start with four Clique Peas and drew more of them, and only them, onward.



To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the synergies will go over a typical player's head. There are also synergies between cards, which are deftly woven into this game's characterisation - its personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these card combinations, to realize that they're not just useful - they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the ability of the current meta card "Clique Peas", which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Popcap Games's genius unfolds itself on their mobile screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.