User blog:Lily8763cp/Tale From the Past - The Fire and Ice Conflict

I COULD be making a new GW saga fan fiction "episode", but let's do something different this time!

This is the story of an (FANMADE) event that happens before the events of the PvZ series. This is NOT cannon, but instead, something made up by a simple fan of the PvZ series.

The "Story"/Episode

 * *The Firebloom Queen is napping on her throne, when she suddenly hears a sound and wakes up*
 * Firebloom Queen:Huh? Who's there?
 * Match Flower Boxer:Sorry my queen, you were dozing off, and I wanted to wake you up.
 * Firebloom Queen:What is wrong with napping? Oh...I had the best dream...and I want it to become real.
 * Match Flower Boxer:What dream?
 * Firebloom Queen:I was on a different throne, the throne of the ice kingdom. You know, where that ice queen lives. Controlling all those weaklings.
 * Match Flower Boxer:So...you're saying...you want to invade?
 * Firebloom Queen:Of course! *gets off her throne, and Match Flower Boxer quickly comes to hold onto her cape* We can BURN them to water! I'm surprised we somehow haven't already.
 * Match Flower Boxer:But...they can cool our flames...right? We shouldn't just run into this?
 * Firebloom Queen:Oh...I have plans, I'll not just rush in. I'll secretly burn it all to ashes! *begins to laugh evilly, while Match Flower Boxer laughs worryingly*
 * *Meanwhile in the Ice Kingdom, the Ice Queen Pea is playing chess with an Ice Cactus*
 * Ice Queen Pea:Checkmate.
 * Ice Cactus:Aw man...seriously? How are you so good at this?
 * Ice Queen Pea:Practice. I have the team after doing my planning. Besides, I know you're busy at sniping, I was going easy on you.
 * Ice Cactus:Easy? Oh...forget it. I should be going back to my practice.
 * Ice Queen Pea:Go ahead, and if you pass by my daughter, can you tell her to come over here?
 * Ice Cactus:Alright then my queen. *leaves the room*
 * Ice Queen Pea:...*hears somebody else entering the room* Who's there? Reveal yourself. *blows a frosty wind, exposing Frostbolt Shooter* What are you doing here? Trying to see how to reach my level of skill in chess?
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Heh...oh no. I was just making sure you're safe. As your royal bodyguard, it's my duty!
 * Ice Queen Pea:You didn't have to hide like that. That's...creepy.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:S...sorry. But, there seems to be a stump here. It doesn't have any fire on it though.
 * Ice Queen Pea:...let them in.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Ok then. *opens the door, and lets the stump in* You're name?
 * ???:Torchwood...it's so cold here...I was told by my queen to come here...
 * Ice Queen Pea:The Firebloom Queen? She has a message for us?
 * Torchwood:Yes. *Gives her the letter* She wants you to come to her castle.
 * Ice Queen Pea:Alright then. I'll just ask my bodyguards to protect me. FROZEN CITRON! ICE PEA! *Frozen Citron and Ice Pea rush in*
 * Frozen Citron:Yes miss? Is something wrong?
 * Ice Queen Pea:Oh no, I just want you to follow me. In case anything goes wrong.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:What about me?
 * Ice Queen Pea:You're still in training, I don't want you to get hurt.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Oh...ok then. *sulks*
 * Ice Pea:Don't worry brother, I'm sure you'll get promoted too. Then we can be the Ice Pea guardians!
 * Frozen Citron: *looks at Ice Pea* ...I'm an orange.
 * Ice Pea:So?
 * Ice Queen Pea: *separates Frozen Citron and Ice Pea* Don't fight, come on. *all three leave the room*
 * Frostbolt Shooter:You ok mister Torchwood? You look unhappy to have given her that letter.
 * Torchwood:...she told me to...or she'd force me to burn the place down.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:HUH?
 * Torchwood:I'm going to go now. *runs out of the room*
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Burn the place down? What place? What are you talking about?
 * Snow Pea: *hits Torchwood by accident* OW! Uh...sorry...who are you?
 * Torchwood:Yeep! I...*suddenly gets set on fire, and begins to melt the room* Huh?
 * Snow Pea: *backs away from Torchwood* What are you trying to do?
 * Torchwood:NOTHING! This is a big misunderstanding! *some fire peas pass him* Oh no...I thought they were only going to capture your queen! Not...
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Not WHAT? *avoids the fire peas, then shoots some frozen peas, cooling down Torchwood's flames* Tell me what's going on, NOW!
 * Torchwood:We need to get out of here! Bring the princess too!
 * Snow Pea:Ok...?
 * *All three run out of the palace, then rush into a nearby cave*
 * Torchwood:...I officially leave my "queen"'s kingdom.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Why were some fire peas attacking us?
 * Torchwood:Our queen, the Firebloom Queen wants to rule your land.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:What? Why?
 * Torchwood:I don't know. She must think you guys would be easy to take over or something. She threatened me so I'd send the letter so she could kidnap your queen. Then, she'd force you to give up your kingdom...or else she'd...oh...I got set up too...
 * Snow Pea:She's going to destroy our kingdom...just for "fun"?
 * Torchwood:I'm sorry, I don't know why she'd do this. I knew she was mean sometimes, but I didn't know she'd ever want to do this. Don't think of me as an enemy.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:So our queen is in danger? *gets onto his "leaves"* We got to save her!
 * Snow Pea:But what CAN we do to save mother? And why bother? She has two bodyguards, they'd be able to protect her.
 * Torchwood:But my queen has a bodyguard too...an army.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:So? We do too!
 * Torchwood:But the army didn't come with you guys.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Shoot...you're right...
 * Torchwood:Well, I think I might be able to help you two.
 * Snow Pea:You're going to risk your life to help the enemy?
 * Torchwood:Like I said, don't think of me as an enemy, I want peace.
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Thank you for the offer Torchwood. *silently claps his hands and thinks to himself "THIS is the opportunity to prove myself to the queen! If I can save her, I can become her bodyguard!"
 * Snow Pea:Are you clapping?
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Heh...of course not princess. *Snow Pea glares at him* ...ok, maybe a little, but just because this is my chance!
 * Snow Pea:...no idea what you mean but, whatever you say.
 * *The Ice Queen Pea and her two bodyguards reach the Firebloom Queen's castle and walk in*
 * Frozen Citron:What do you think the queen wants to talk about?
 * Ice Queen Pea:Maybe about recent issues. Mostly about her suddenly not speaking to us.
 * Ice Pea:...queen?
 * Ice Queen Pea:Yes?
 * Ice Pea:What if we've been set up?
 * Ice Queen Pea:I'm sure we'd be able to deal with that.
 * Frozen Citron:Yeah! We didn't become the bodyguards for no reason! *all three enter the palace area* It's...dark.
 * Ice Queen Pea:Firebloom Queen! We want to talk to you! At least turn to lights on! *all the Torchwoods in the room suddenly light up, showing the Firebloom Queen with Match Flower Boxer and a ton of Fire Peas* What is the meaning of THIS?
 * Firebloom Queen:My dear...I want to test your strength, that simple. Attack. *all the Fire Peas begin to shoot fire peas at Ice Queen Pea*
 * Ice Queen Pea:Huh? *avoids the fire peas, and uses her ice powers to freeze others* Hey! The letter said we'd be having a "chat".
 * Firebloom Queen:Oh...we will. IN YOUR CAGE!
 * Frozen Citron: *taking down some Fire Peas with Ice Pea* I had the feeling we shouldn't have come here!
 * Ice Pea:Sure you did... *gets hit in the head by a Wasabi Whip and gets knocked out*
 * Frozen Citron:Ice P...*gets knocked out as well*
 * Wasabi Whip: *dragging both knocked out bodyguards* I got them my queen.
 * Firebloom Queen:Good. That only leaves *looks at Ice Queen Pea* you...
 * Ice Queen Pea: *looks around and gulps*
 * Firebloom Queen:I just need you to have your people give up your foolish kingdom...then, instead of giving you back, I'LL DESTROY YOU RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM! *laughs*
 * Ice Queen Pea:...even if I'm taken...my daughter can run the kingdom...I still have a bodyguard left for her. I felt like this was a trap.
 * Firebloom Queen:A daughter you say? *claps* Oh wow...clever you, keeping that a secret from me for so long!
 * Match Flower Boxer:I already know the orders you'll be giving me...
 * Firebloom Queen:Yep, lead some troops to take the girl!
 * Match Flower Boxer:Right my queen. *leaves the room, with a horde of Pitayas and Fire Peas*
 * Firebloom Queen: *grabs a nearby "crowbar" staff and begins walking towards Ice Queen Pea* As for you...
 * *Scene "cuts" to Frostbolt Shooter walking with Snow Pea and Torchwood*
 * Frostbolt Shooter:So, you're just one of many Torchwoods?
 * Torchwood:Yep. Most have a name...but...all I got was "Torchwood".
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Really? That's a shame.
 * Torchwood:Aren't there other "Frostbolt Shooters" too?
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Well...yeah...but not THAT many.
 * Snow Pea:His brother, who is a Ice Pea, not a Frostbolt Shooter, is protecting the queen. It's funny, Ice Peas usually evolve into Frostbolt Shooters, so they're stronger. *begins giggling* And yet...even an upgrade couldn't make this guy better!
 * Frostbolt Shooter: *blushing* HEY! I felt sick during that "registration"! I'd be 100 times better now than then!
 * Snow Pea:Still surprised you're using the name Frostbolt Shooter instead of your real name.
 * Torchwood:Wait, what IS your real name?
 * Frostbolt Shooter:Frostbolt! It isn't THAT different!
 * Torchwood: *rolls his eyes* Most original name ever...
 * Snow Pea:That's what I said!
 * Torchwood: *giggles a bit* At least his name isn't the name of his species...
 * Snow Pea:True. *suddenly opens her eyes wide* WAIT...my mother didn't even give a name different than "Snow Pea"!
 * Frostbolt:Well, you're one of a kind. Most of these "Snow Peas" born in the kingdom are born as Ice Peas, there isn't any other Snow Peas in our kingdom.
 * Snow Pea: *crosses her leaves* Hmpft.
 * Frostbolt:When did you become grouchy?
 * Snow Pea:Since you said that...
 * Torchwood:Well, don't worry. If anything goes wrong, you got two people to...*suddenly, a fire pea flies past them* YEEP!
 * Fire Pea #1:Did you see that? I almost hit them!
 * Fire Pea #2:Key word being "ALMOST"! Hit then for real this time, ok?
 * Fire Pea #1:Sorry, first "war" I've been in.
 * Fire Pea #2: *sighs and fires some fire peas at Snow Pea, all of them missing as well*
 * Snow Pea:Ha ha! Suckers!
 * Frostbolt: *pulls Snow Pea out of the way* Allow me to fight them Princess! *Gets hit by a Pitaya fireshot* YOW! Oh...it burns!
 * Torchwood:It's fire! What did you expect?
 * Match Flower Boxer:It's a shame Torchwood. I thought I could trust you. But here you go, messing this whole thing up.
 * Torchwood:I didn't want a war! I wanted to just prevent anyone from getting harmed!
 * Pitaya:Hey! Hey sir! When can I burn him? Sorry, it's just "burning" in my soul!
 * Match Flower Boxer:...I guess I'm done monologuing. It's stupid anyways. Yeah, go ahead. *all the Pitayas and Fire Peas attack*
 * Frostbolt: *cooling himself off* Ok...ok...*gets hit by tons of fire* GAH!
 * Snow Pea:...this is why you never became a bodyguard.
 * Frostbolt:HEY! I'M TRYING! *takes out a piece of Plant Food* Thank goodness I packed this...*eats the plant food, and fires a swarm of ice arrows at all the enemies*
 * Fire Pea #1:YEEP! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! *runs off, and avoids the arrows*
 * Match Flower Boxer:Where are YOU going? *suddenly gets grabbed by Frostbolt* Huh?
 * Frostbolt:Tell us which way the palace is, and nobody gets hurt.
 * Match Flower Boxer:...*punches Frostbolt in the face* Like I'm going to lose THAT easily! *begins punching Frostbolt more and more, though he begins to dodge the punches*
 * Frostbolt:Is that all you got? Punching?
 * Match Flower Boxer:Read the name. I'm a boxer! *begins launching fireballs as well* But I got other tricks as well.
 * Frostbolt: *Fires ice arrows back at every fireball* I REFUSE to lose this! Snow Pea! A...*realizes Snow Pea and Torchwood are gone* Huh? *gets hit by fireball attacks* OW!
 * Match Flower Boxer:You're all alone...surrender.
 * Frostbolt:NO! *fires some ice arrows, but Match Flower Boxer avoids them*
 * Match Flower Boxer:Pathetic. It really is. *grabs Frostbolt Shooter by the neck and starts hitting him* You're supposed to be a bodyguard?
 * Frostbolt: *choking* Not...*ack* yet...
 * Match Flower Boxer:Heh. And now you see why.
 * Frostbolt: *ack* You...*closes his eyes out of worry and releases ice from around him, freezing Match Flower Boxer, letting him go in the process. He then sweats icicles and opens his eyes* Wha...what happened? *taps on Match Flower Boxer* ...he'll heat up again soon. I need to find Snow Pea! *runs to the palace, which is nearby*
 * *Snow Pea is walking around the fire palace with Torchwood*
 * Torchwood:I still think this is a bad idea that we left Frostbolt behind.
 * Snow Pea:He can probably take care of himself. All the matters is saving mother.
 * Torchwood:I guess to you maybe...
 * Snow Pea:Yeah, now lets. *steps on a Lava tile* OW! That stings!
 * Torchwood:The Firebloom Queen must've made some Lava Guavas explode.
 * Snow Pea:She's killing her own troops?
 * Torchwood:...they were never made to last. She created them for the sole purpose of exploding.
 * Snow Pea:How can one do such a thing?
 * Torchwood:Don't you guys have a similar thing with Ice-shrooms, Iceberg Lettuces and Chilly Peppers?
 * Snow Pea:No! Whenever they explode, the hide in a frozen wind, and escape to regain their powers!
 * Torchwood:Oh...I see. Sounds like a much better existence...
 * Snow Pea:Yeah. But...how can we deal with the tiles.
 * Torchwood:Can't you freeze this whole floor?
 * Snow Pea:But you'll have trouble walking, right?
 * Torchwood:I can hold your leaf.
 * Snow Pea:...I guess so. *freezes the whole floor, then slides to the throne room* I KNOW YOU'RE HERE! WHERE'S MOTHER?
 * Firebloom Queen: *giggling from her throne* Oh...you've decided to come to me, how nice.
 * Snow Pea:Huh? *gets surrounded by Wasabi Whips*
 * Firebloom Queen:Get her, and the traitor too! *the Wasabi Whips begin to attack*
 * Snow Pea:Yeep! *Avoids the attacks, while attacking some of the Wasabi Whips in the process*
 * Firebloom Queen:Grr...*flings some fireballs herself, hitting Snow Pea* IF YOU CAN JUST STAY STILL!
 * Snow Pea:Ow...*gulps* what...what are you going to mother and I?
 * Firebloom Queen:Easy. You'll be my hostages, and then I'll destroy you right in front of your people. I thought I said that before.
 * Snow Pea:I...*whispers to herself* I should've stayed with Frostbolt...*suddenly sees some ice arrows hit some of the remaining Wasabi Whips* FROSTBOLT?
 * Frostbolt: *is shown to be at the door near the exit of the throne room, and pants* Y...yep! I'm here! Was a bit tiring to deal with the bodyguard by myself though.
 * Snow Pea: *Sweats a bit* Heh...
 * Frostbolt:But YOU! You're the Firebloom Queen! Aren't you?
 * Firebloom Queen:Your queen didn't even tell you who I was? That's funny! And you think YOU can stop me?
 * Frostbolt:I can at least try! *covers half of the palace in ice, while the rest remains in fire* Let's dance.
 * Firebloom Queen:Heh, you're persistent. I like that. *her eyes begin to glow with fire* Too bad I have to get rid of that hope in your eyes. *Fires some fireballs at Frostbolt, then creates a trail of fire, while Frostbolt fires some ice arrows back at her*
 * Frostbolt:I refuse to let you win! *runs through the fire trail, and tackles the Firebloom Queen, even as he's ablaze* Even if I burn alive here, I will at least make sure the princess is not harmed!
 * Snow Pea:FROSTBOLT! What are you DOING? Cool yourself off!
 * Frostbolt: Huh? *sweats as he realizes he's starting to melt* GAH! *gets pushed into the fire by "Firebloom"*
 * Firebloom Queen: *laughs* You IDIOT! I'll be MORE than happy to see you melt into useless water!
 * Frostbolt: *drags himself out of the fire, as he's still melting, and begins to try and freeze himself* I...can't...
 * Firebloom Queen: *lights a fire next to Frostbolt* Allow me to help you melt faster.
 * Frostbolt:...*begins to close his eyes and he sweats more, then suddenly stops sweating* Huh...? I feel...better...? *looks behind himself to see Snow Pea firing frozen peas at him* What are you doing? Aim for her!
 * Snow Pea:I'm not losing you to her! Not now! *takes out the fire by Frostbolt*
 * Frostbolt:Heh...thanks. *gets back onto his leaves* Alright! I'm ready!
 * Firebloom Queen: *growls* Impossible! Most of you would've melted by now! *begins to launch a furry of fireballs, all being cooled down by Snow Pea*
 * Snow Pea:Frostbolt! I'll deal with her fireballs, you go get her!
 * Frostbolt:Ok then Princess!
 * Snow Pea:Don't call me princess and just do it!
 * Frostbolt:Right. *runs past the fire trails and fireballs* THIS IS FOR THE ICE QUEEN PEA!
 * Firebloom Queen: *looks up to see Frostbolt above her* Huh? Y...YOU....
 * Frostbolt: *fires an ice arrow right at Firebloom Queen's stem, cutting her own head from her body* Oh...that must've...hurt...
 * Snow Pea:You...you did it! Somehow, you did it!
 * Frostbolt:Hey, I got some help. *hears clapping* Huh? *looks behind and sees Ice Queen Pea clapping* Ice Queen Pea!
 * Torchwood:I released them while you guys were fighting.
 * Frostbolt: *runs over and hugs Ice Queen Pea with Snow Pea* I'm so happy you're alright my queen! *lets go of Ice Queen Pea* You saw how I was! I beat that Firebloom Queen...oh what am I saying? If your daughter wasn't here, I would've been dead.
 * Ice Queen Pea: *pats Frostbolt* Don't worry about that. I saw the whole thing from my cell. I understand how much you wanted to prove yourself to me. I think you're ready.
 * Frostbolt:Really? I get to be your bodyguard?
 * Ice Queen Pea: *looks down with a sad look on her face* I know how much you want that, but...I can only have two at a time. That's why I said you needed to prove yourself...I used it as an excuse so you wouldn't bother me about it. The only say you could is if one of my current ones retired...
 * Frostbolt: *sulks* Oh...I see...
 * Frozen Citron:Don't worry about that! Ice Queen Pea talked about the whole thing to Ice Pea and I!
 * Frostbolt:One of you will quit for me?
 * Ice Pea:...no. But you will become a bodyguard!
 * Frostbolt:I will? To who?
 * Ice Queen Pea:Easy. Snow Pea! Can you let go of me and walk over to Frostbolt over here?
 * Snow Pea: *lets go of hugging Ice Queen Pea* Oh, of course mother, why are you asking?
 * Ice Queen Pea:I'm sure you know him well, don't you?
 * Snow Pea:Yeah, we just had this adventure together, why are you asking?
 * Ice Queen Pea: *looks at Frostbolt* You do know what I'm trying to say, right?
 * Frostbolt:Wait...I GET TO BE HER BODYGUARD?
 * Ice Queen Pea:Yep! ...are you upset?
 * Frostbolt:Heck no! I'm so excited! I'm finally a bodyguard!
 * Frozen Citron:Well, of course you would, you killed the Firebloom Queen.
 * Frostbolt: *giggles a bit* Hey, that was just a boost, at best.
 * Ice Pea: *rolls his eyes* Sure it was bro.
 * Ice Queen Pea:Well, let's all go home.
 * Torchwood:Hey...er...can I...come with you?
 * Ice Queen Pea:...*looks at Snow Pea and Frostbolt* Well?
 * Snow Pea:Of course!
 * *All of them leave the palace and begin heading back to the ice palace, though it cuts to "later" in the fire palace*
 * Match Flower Boxer: *looking at a Fire Rose* You know what do to right?
 * Fire Rose:Of course. *uses her magic on the destroyed Firebloom Queen, suddenly creating a ton of fire around it, a faint iamage of the Firebloom Queen's head going back onto her body appears through the fire, and her crown, which is a little away from the body, levitates to her head. When the fire faints, it shows the Firebloom Queen has been fully restored, and lands on the ground with grace*
 * Match Flower Boxer: *Bows with Fire Rose* My queen, you have returned.
 * Firebloom Queen:Of course. I'll always come back. And I WILL have my revenge!
 * *End of story/episode*

Trivia

 * The original title of this was "Tale from the Past - The Elemental War", however, it was only two "elements" fighting, and it wasn't that much of a war, so the title was changed.
 * All the characters except for Firebloom Queen, Match Flower Boxer, Ice Queen Pea, Snow Pea, Torchwood, Ice Pea, and "Frostbolt" are generic minions, and not the "plant commanders" featured in most other PvZ "works" involving the creator of this (Lily8763cp.)
 * Though Snow Pea is called a male in official PvZ work, the Snow Pea featured in this story is a female (and a princess.)
 * Frostbolt Shooter is one of the only plants to have a real name mentioned, the others being Squash (official, real name Tracy) and Winter Squash (fanmade name, Wilson)
 * Note - I've had an idea about making this for a long time, I've only decided to start doing it now though.