Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160517075016/@comment-26826553-20160526115342

Pumpkin Pro wrote: //Holy crap is that a Godzilla reference? //There's also something else you might want to see. If you think that's the only crap I've got, you've got to see this scene.

Zomboss: Motherf**ker doesn't side with anyone. I remember when I diverted a nuke Suburbia aimed directly at me some hundred years ago. I fooled the nuke, & it targeted the wrong place. The result was something I never thought would happen. There was a prehistoric seed that happened to be lying dormant in that same location. It got heavily irridiated afterwards. It can't be used as a weapon. If I can't use it, Suburbia can't use it either. But for some reason, the beast keeps aiming our bases more. I have no idea why...Nevermind that s**t...How's the head going?

(Engineers on the left end of the room pulled off some cloth & revealed a ceramic titanium endoskull...no, it's not a terminator, in the same way as Metalodon is not a terminator-type thingy. Hellway, one of the Necro-Expendables (counterpart of Frozone Cabbins) approached Zomboss & saluted.)

Hellway: Hard work on my part. I mean, I'm not exactly a fan of making stuff opposite my element, & we have yet to make it an autonomous machine. But here it is. GIVE IT A GO, F**KAHS!

(An Engineer by the side pushes a button. Almost immediately, the endoskull unhinged & blasted a vortex of atomic breath, roasting & completely obliterating everything in front of it, including other Engineers. A Zomboni soon enters & vacuums the ashes.)

Zomboss: HAHAHA!!! YEESH!!!

Hellway: Sorry, folks, but we're a bit short on test subjects, so nevermind! Anyway, sir, if you look to the other side, we've already made the arms...

(With a push of a button, the arms began to go full-auto & pepper the opposing wall with radioactive missiles (bananas, in real life, contain radiation)...Er, what wall? If there was ever a wall there, forget it, it's gone. Fortunately, no one was caught in the barrage of deadly yellow rockets.)

Hellway: And last but not the least...We've already made the belly buzzsaw.

(In the middle of the room was a huge buzzsaw. It began whirring at high speeds. Plates of ceramic titanium were dropped on it & get sliced as if they were nothing but paper. The buzzsaw was then deactivated.)

Hellway: We've got the head, the arms, & the belly buzzsaw ready. Now all we really need is to finish the rest of the body...

Zomboss: *rubbing hands* Hehehehehe, excellent...Good job. Now we'll finally teach that b***h a lesson...

(Several miles away, in the graveyard from the earlier scene, the Nazis (which haven't been injected with the serum that made the other Nazis (you know, the ones that can't be killed by normal headshots, decapitation, bombs, or conventional s**t) resilient) were firing frantically at the huge creature to no effect. The beast then reared its head back & released a blast of its atomic breath.)

(REKT!)