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The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Zambiealex wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Zambiealex wrote:

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote:

Microphone DJ 125 wrote: Hey TAPA, someone likes you.

http://plantsvszombies.wikia.com/wiki/User:AncestralStoriesIReallyLikeTheSuggestionsOfTheTAPA Yeah man, I'm handsome! My name's f**king handsome!

I have so many secret admirers...

But really guys, can't you adore someone else? There's a lot of handsome usernames on this wiki to fall in love with! Woooh! How could anyone think you're handsome? You never showed us. My face will never show up here (you guys may die due to extreme handsomeness, it's for your own good  XD)...But as I said, the name, MY NAME (in this wiki) is so handsome, the spammers, which I assume are guys, forget they were ever born as boys when they see my name & adopt it.

I bet the spammer will say something about my face being hidden due to it being an ugly censored butt or something. If in case they do that, then everyone should know, they're playing hard to get. Stop it guys, I'll never fall in love with people of the same gender, people without a proper life, people who do mindless bulls**t, & heck, I will never swap out my girl, because I ain't doing s**tty stuff like the fleas that screw up in this wiki, only to be terminated immediately!

And I just found out, Skeptre was eaten! My thoughts were correct! Or was it? Was he blocked because he is a sock or what? No, No, No! You don't understand. Handsome is when you think you look good. No, no, no, you don't understand, I am good, you just can't believe it due to the fact that no one copied your name (because it's nowhere as handsome as mine), & that my way of f**king speaking s**t doesn't fit the outside!

At least I am not a f**king flea who expels his s**t mindlessly here.

Hey spammer! Tell me, is Zambielax's name as handsome as mine? Or is my name still epic? If you are watching, f**king decide who in this wiki has the grandest name, & fall in love with it, chuck it down your throat & suffocate on it! Or if you think your real name is more awesome, then use that one! C'mon, if you are convinced that the name your mom gave you is much more handsome than mine, then use that one!

Is it Max? Is it Eliot? Is it Fiona? Or is it so ugly that you are not even proud enough to uplift it? Your mom gave you that name, spammer, f**king spit it out! Whow, Get to the back of the Line, Casanova. They are trying to FRAME you.