Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20160716000715/@comment-5760976-20160802114211

Iamarepeater wrote:

Lily8763cp wrote:

Iamarepeater wrote: Captain Deadbeard, why not sell that plushy of yours for a more zombie-like one. Say Bikini zombie plushy. Captain Deadbeard:What? Who do you think I am? A pirate that goes for the booty?

So pomdourmour zombie and bikini zombie, how would you two rate your marriage?

(Removes conehead bikini's cone and replaces it with buckethead bikini's buckethead) Captain Deadbeard:No way lass! I'm just a normal, not snorkel pirate!

Pompadour Zombie: *blushing* M...marriage? Oh no, we're just in a relationship, but it's nice. I'm just paranoid about marriage because I heard once you marry, everything falls apart. *crosses his arms* So I don't WANT to get married if that means I'll no longer love her!

Bikini Zombie:That...that isn't how it works at all, who told you that?