Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26978163-20150222040634/@comment-24491127-20150226220855

*takes the dinner* THIS DINNER IS MINE! I SHALL WIN THIS COMPETITION ONCE AND FOR ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA- *starts coughing* Anyways, have fun! *pushes the two bulbs over and runs away*

Help! I've fallen, and I'm too fat to get up! *tries rolling back onto his feet, but is unable to do so* See?