Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-30553109-20170506014945/@comment-24471175-20170730160600

Zombiecrab wrote: Thinklogic wrote: Zombiecrab wrote: Thinklogic wrote: Time for more unreasonable event cards

Nutella: Guardian

Nut Enviroment

Cost: 2 Sun

When you play a plant here: Add a nut to your hand

When you play a nut here: It gets +2 health

"Does not actually contain nuts. Thats for you to add"

Zombie Deer: Beastly

Pet Zombie

Cost: 1 Brain

Stats: 1/3

Hunt. When this destroys a plant: This gets +1/+1

"Has one of the strangest friendships with Trapper Zombie"

Roadhog: Hearty

Pet Professional Zombie

Cost: 5 Brains

Stats: 4/6

Frenzy, When a plant is played: Move it here

When you draw a card: This heals for 2

"He's still upset about the hook nerf"

Grapeshot: Kabloom

Berry Trick

Cost: 6 Sun

Do 4 damage to a zombie, and 2 damage to all other zombies

"Has made major contributions to the dictionary, like Kaspoosh, Kapow, and Kaberry"

Conga Leader: Crazy

Dancing Zombie

Cost: 4 Brains

Stats: 2/5

Start of tricks: This moves to a random lane

When this moves: Make a 1/1 Backup dancer in it's original location

"Am I being stalked?"

Troll-Nut: Guardian

Nut Animal Plant

Cost: 6 Sun

Stats: 7/7

Start of Zombie Tricks: This plant's strength becomes 3

End of Zombie Tricks: This plant's strength becomes 7

"Come on Rustbolt, take a joke!"

Corn Rob: Smart

Corn Plant

Cost: 5 Sun

Stats: 4/5

Start of turn: The Zombie hero loses 1 brain this turn. This gets +1/+1

"He sells his loot to Brainana for a cheap buck"

Note: Based on Turqouise Skull zombie in Set 3

Casino Zombie: Brainy

Party Mustache Zombie

Cost: 3 Brains

Stats: 2/3

When played: Make a Cranium Casino enviroment.

"Only the Brainy-ist will gamble with this guy"

Cranium Casino: Party enviroment, Cost: 1 Brain (if conjured). Zombies here get Bullseye. When you play a zombie here, conjure a Mustache. Both Nutella and Roadhog would lead to PopCap being sued over copyright infringement. "Unreasonable" ???

These are more absurd ideas I had, even though there's no way any of them would ever make it in game.