Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160517075016/@comment-26826553-20160520134154

(12:30 AM)

Police: *walks to the Chief's desk & salutes* Sir, we've just been to the sewers. We saw this! *slams down a tape on the table*

Tape: Hello, Samantha Sweether, you don't know me but I know you. I'd like to play a game...*the rest of the tape (Samantha Sweether's test)

Police: That's like the 210th time this s**t happened this year!

Police: So what does this mean, John Kramer is back from the dead? (He's a plant, but plants can be zombies too, even without Zomboss experimenting on s**t)

Police: No, John's remains were burned down. Hoffman decayed to nothing. Dr. Gordon was cremated-

Police: So who the hell is behind all this if the original Jigsaws are dead?!

Chief: Order! Order! Order! Chill! Ugh, it's the middle of the night, & you guys are itchin' my undies! *sips coffee*