Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20170119223553/@comment-5760976-20170129132201

Iamarepeater wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: Iamarepeater wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: Specialedition12 wrote: Uhm why are there so many chicks in the lawn? Chicken Wrangler Zombie:It's the lunar new year, so I've been working hard on getting tons of chickens. The year of the chicken! Ha ha! I dare you to say this to Weasel Hoarder zombie after putting this chicken on her head: Hey chick. Wanna go out on a date with me?

Then, just as she is about to roast you and your chickens literally, point to the chicken on her head and say you were referring to that chicken, not her. Chicken Wrangler Zombie: *blushing* Well...uh...maybe. *walks over to Weasel Hoarder* Hey there chickie, want to maybe, you know, date me?

Weasel Hoarder:That's an...uh...interesting pick-up line. So how was it? You felt fearful she will burn you to death? Chicken Wrangler Zombie:N...no...she froze me for a good hour. She melted the ice off me later but still...it was really...*shivers* cold...