Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-5760976-20171020211451/@comment-24508466-20171112181923

Plants vs Zombies 3: All plants have a variant for each element, each elemental plant has elementals variants too. Amount of elemental stuff allow Popcap to add crafting, where you throw elemental plants into sawblades, watch then die and use their dust to craft elemental tacos which you use to bribe Crazy Dave's elemental cousins to let you pass locked elemental gates, which hide elemental zombie traps, where you get more elemental plants to craft more elemental things and in the end you sacrifice everything to craft ultimate elemental taco which is made of everything, but it doesn't end there. You then go for a quest for elemental Szechuan Sauces and to get them elemental McDonald'ses give you quests to shut down elemental KFCs, but what a plot twist: all KFCs are run by elemental Dr. Zombosses which are actually original Dr. Zomboss disguised. After creating the Ultimate All-Elements Taco-Waffle Coated in Combination of Ultimate All-Elements Hot Sauce and Ultimate All-Elements Szechuan Sauce (UAETWCiCoUAEHSaUAESS in short) taco eats it and doesn't share it with anyone else. After devouring he discovers he has elemental powers and that's when Fire Dr. Zomboss who turns out to be real starts a war with all other elemental kingdoms. The war gets so tense that Dave decides to repair his old machine Penny to go back in time to warn past himself that he should kick Fire Dr. Zomboss's butt while he's still weak. After he does that he finds himself fading away, so he has to find his young parents and make them love each other, but Lord Zombiemort, Zomboss's cousin learns how to time travel as well. Luckily, Dave meets Gandavelf, his grandfather, who becomes his crazy mentor while he's on the quest to ship his parents. Everything goes well until Dave finds out that's not his real parents, because they adopted him, while his actual father is Darth Zader, who offers Dave an ultimately delicious taco... which is made of brains. Then you have a choice and if you eat the taco it's a bad ending and you're a zombie. But you can refuse and convince Darth to consume serum that cures zombie virus. That's when Dave realises he can cure zombie virus and goes back to when the zombie apocalipse has just begun to end it all before it happened. After he's done he accidentally gets frozen for 1000 years and he thaws out in the world free of zombies, but is confused because he doesn't know where when he is. That's when he meets his old friend annoying customer Tobuscus, who gives him T.U.R.D.I.S. to return to Modern Day, but jealous PewDiePie attempts to stop them. Then Dave realises that after all this the  UAETWCiCoUAEHSaUAESS needs to "come out", but this world somehow doesn't require toilets. Dave doesn't know where he can go to do his business and asks a businessman to help him out. Businessman tells that Crazy Dave has to wake up and Dave doesn't understand him until businessman turns out to be Queen of Hearts and that's when Dave wakes up at home, takes a sip of coffee and goes out on his regular day in fallout shelter. Roll the credits.