Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-25546049-20150918170259/@comment-26826553-20150919143315

Mr. Boss-inator wrote: You know, when I was speculating Breakdancer's ability, I was thinking that he will turn rap jam into more deadly punk jam because basically, he speeds up zombies. But then I understood, that he not just speeds up their movement, but also throws them over plants, makes stunned and stalled zombies be closer to the house and counter MC Zom-B's Sap-Fling glitch by throwing him in the front and even if sap is still close, he will spic the mic near plants and maybe even hit the Sap-Fling itself. Also the deadliest thing is that he can kick other breakdancers. This causes a chain reaction, that makes zombies fly past half of the lawn in a couple of seconds. This is like Jetpack Buckethead Chickens. But he has a bad side too: zombies can be blown away and he also throws Arcade Zombies away leaving arcade cabinets unpushed. I imagine the scenario (actually, I already saw it)


 * rap jam plays*

Breakdancer#1: I kick your a** yo!

Breakdancer#2: And you kick mine yo as I kick yours yo!

Breakdancer#3: More kick means more brainz yo!

Breakdancer#4: It is time to kick ultra-large metal a** yo!

(Logic-less scenario #1984: monkey-like zombie propels a gigantic guitar-wielding metalhead a few tiles away)


 * metal jam plays*

Hair Metal Garg: We are gonna take it (brainz!)! Yes, we are gonna take it (brainz!)! You're not gonna have brains *SLAMS* ANYMORRREEEE!!!!!


 * sonic wave kills endangered spore-shroom*

The Zombies Ate Your Plant!

(Seriously, PopCap isn't gonna make another phrase for that & similar scenarios where your plants will not be eaten, but destroyed, & we all know that they hell ain't gonna fix it! Not that we care, since we have more logic problems to deal with...)