User blog:GamesterD/Dimension Breaker: Under the Understory

After many delays, lazy breaks, and a ton of writing, the next part of my research is back. Last time, he went through here.

May 17th 2017
Waking up, waking up, and up! I’m back and I don’t know where the heck I am! I remember falling really far down, probably over 500 feet and only sustaining broken legs. Just need to get these new bones installed in me(It’s weird but I have to remember this is the future)Just a second. Goodness, is that


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and installed! Now, how do I get out of this hole. I can’t climb up for sure. This tunnel seems to be my only option. Wait, what am I on? Some flowers and goodness! A dead body?!!? And what’s on it? A yellow heart and a gun? This seems...crazy. I can’t just scan this and get going, I have to dispose the body fast! Looking around...ah, the flowers, yes, yes, yes, yes. I have to do this or I’m dead. Now for the gun and heart...I hear something. Might as well collect these.

As I collected the items, a flower suddenly appeared from the flower bed. Hopefully he doesn’t speak.

The flower said “Hoi there!”

“God dang it!” I thought.

“I’m Flowey. Flowey the Flower”

“Well nice to meet you. Hey, do you know how to get out of this hole of despair?”

“Course I do mate. Just get you and a monster soul and just cross the barrier which is a long way walk.”

“Oh thank you mister flow...WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY MONSTER?!!?”

“Course I did mate. This is the Underground which is infested with them. And I’m also a monster...sort of.” The flower than grins evilly and summons a ton of petals around me. My phone has a danger system and it’s has blaring red high. Then, with a demonic voice, Flowey said “IN THIS WORLD, IT’S KILLED OR BE KILLED!”

I yelled out “If so…EAT THIS!!!” Between the pause, I turned my phone into a flamethrower and burned through all the petals and burned every flower of the area. The body I found earlier turned to ashes as well. Flowey was nowhere to be seen. That’s when I heard another voice.

“What is happening here?”

I turned my weapon back to a phone just in time to meet face to face with a humanoid goat. So far, no reason to get the hack saw. The goat mom just stared at me and said “You should come with me. That flower’s a tricky one.”

“Yeah bout that flower, I kinda turned him into ashes.”

“Well, I suppose you had to in self defense, but please don’t roast other monsters again. Please, walk with me.”

“Alright.” I said. I walked into the corridor with goat mom and saw a great house and a frog. I waved at the frog but it just croaked.

“A nice way to start your adventure here human. I’m Toriel by the way. How about you?”

“I’m Damasen Bracer and I…”

“That’s a nice name. Now if you want to get out, you’ll never come back so please stay in here as comfortable as you can.”

I would normally just run to this exit ASAP, but being in unused legs and meeting demon flowers screws my day a lot so I decided to rest. While waiting, I wasn’t sure what world I was in so I typed in detail of “Killer demon flower name Flowey”(Wifi Password was on the wall in Toriel’s Bedroom). Searched led to mainly the game Undertale so I figured I was in it. I heard about it a little but not much so I researched some things despite everyone wanting to play the game spoiler free but this is life and death.

So there’s a jokester skeleton named Sans and his energetic brother Papyrus. Some fish gladiator named Undyne, a scientist Alphys, and killer robot Mettaton. I was going to research more but Toriel accidentally spilled some hot chocolate on me so that sucks. Gotta wait later. Time to sleep.

May 18th 2017
For some reason, Toriel was gone, the room was empty, and worst of all...the wifi was down. I wandered around the house and out until I saw some ghost. I decided to talk to the ghost and asked “Hey, do you know where Toriel is?”

The ghost responded “In that exit of this part I think?”

I thanked him and ran toward the exit Toriel showed me earlier. Finally I met Toriel in front of a giant door. Toriel then asked “I guess you’re going now.”.

I responded “Yes I am. Thanks for treating me well”. Toriel then hugged me which I hadn’t had in a long time so I did the same. Then happy moment was ruined when she said “You must beware of Asgore who’ll take your SOUL. You must not have that happen to you my child.”

I promised her I wouldn’t and I went to the door. As I walked into the outside(Which was snowy), I kept thinking of this Asgore and how he’ll take away my SOUL. Goodness, I need to play these retro games(We consider anything in 2015 and before retro in our timeline and dimension). That’s when I heard noise. A branch crack. Is that a shadow I see? I turned back but there was nothing. That’s when I met face first into a gate. The shadow then was above and a voice came out.

“human don’t you know how to greet a friend? turn around and shake my hand.”(Coming back to this part, why was the Auto Write writing this without much grammar of capitalisation? And why is SOUL all capitalised?)

I normally don’t shake weird hands but something told a lot worse would happen if I didn’t so I shook it. It produced the nastiest fart noise I ever heard in my existence.

I made a silent vow never to shake hands ever again. After un grasping my hand from the skeleton, he said: “hey the old whoopie cushion in the hand trick. its funny all the time. anyway i’m sans. sans the skeleton.”

“Um...I’m Damasen. So...can I go now or are you going to turn me into a zombie.”

“why would i do that?” he said. “i just wanna make a good human friend to show my brother. by the way my brother is really enthusiastic for a human. do you mind showing yourself to...wait where did you go?”

By that time, I was hiding in a Freddy Head I got in that other dimension. Apparently despite my research, Sans wasn’t that smart.

“where did the little human go? oh well, that sucks for my bro papyrus.” He than stares at me. “hey mr. bear head, if you see this black haired kid with some phone, just him know that i am going to set the next hot dog eating record. k?

I just responded with the most simplistic answer for a bear. “Rawr.”

“well thanks. welp i will be out.” And in an instance, the skeleton was gone.

I took off the head and threw it into the snow. That thing almost got me killed(Thank goodness I removed some of the more fatal parts beforehand) and I wasn’t going to risk it another time. After proceeding to burn the head to ashes, I went east and walked into some puzzles that were easy to solve(The answers were on a piece of wood attached to a stick). My guess is that those were made by Papyrus.

After making off a bridge which had a trench full of weapons and a dog strapped to rope(I don’t even want to know how) I made it to a village. The villagers took one look at me and didn’t look back. They probably thought I was a weird monster and not a human. Well I was just walking around the area when I found a hotel that was “Reserved to A Human”. I was tired from walking through the snow(Walking through 10 pounds of snow filling your shoes every 10 seconds was harder than it looked) and decided to rest there. Only for the hotel to shut from the outside. Inside was a tall skeleton with a narcissistic look on his face. I could only assume who it was.

“You’re Papyrus aren’t you?”

“How did you know human?” said the skeleton. “For only I, the Great Papyrus can tell others what my name is! Oh and my brother Sans.”

“Sans mentioned you a bit. Now are going to capture me and fail!!!”

“Nothing a future Royal Guardsman can handle!” Papyrus than summoned some bones from the ground and threw them at me. They were not affected by gravity and were traveling at a straight line. Fortunately, they were agonizingly slow so it didn’t take long for me to get through the gaps.

“Not bad human! But here’s my special attack!” He than fired blue bones at me in an impossibly wide angle. The bone was too thick to dodge yet the hotel wasn’t collapsing. By this analysis, the house isn’t moving so if I don’t move...yep, this attack sucks. Now time to get rid of thi...goodness, who turned on the gravity?!!?

My feet were suddenly crushed onto the floor. I could barely move when I noticed my chest was blue. Something told me that it was due to the blue attack, another told me it wasn’t. Either way, I was open to attack.

The skeleton then proceeded to pick me up and drag me all the way to the snow(And is this snow fried? The s***?!?!) He than went into a shack and tossed me into a cell. Papyrus then proceeded to say “You stay here and no escaping OK?”

May 19th 2017
5 minutes after he left, I was out. First off, worst bar maker in the entire world. Second off, why did I suddenly go from a snowy place to a place full with water and horse mermaids with abs. Than again, this place has talking skeletons, fried snow, and goat moms. Speaking of skeletons…

“sup mate. papyrus told me about you. looks like you escaped.” said a very funny skeletons right next to me.

I turned to Sans and noticed a telescope near him. I decided to ask “Can I use that telescope?”

“whats the magic p word.” Sans responded.

“Please.”

“nope. its puke.” he then laughed(Or whatever rolling around supposably screaming is for a skeleton) and fell into the river which dropped into a waterfall. I would’ve dived down, but I had a feeling that he’d be very fine. I went on to peek into the telescope.

“Let’s see, some armless monster, I’ll just take another path. A dummy with a ghost? Forget that. And some fish lady with a spear. I presume that’s Undyne, wait, why is she doing a death glare at me. Is she going to throw one of those things at me that afar? Nah, there’s no way she can…”

Turned out she was 10 feet in front of me as now I’m stuck in this Fish Lady’s grasp. The auto-write might’ve malfunctioned and not recorded the last 50 minutes but that’s not my problem right now. She knocked out but she doesn’t seem to realise that I’m conscious right now. I hear her muttering some stuff.

“7 SOULS…” she keeps muttering. “7 SOULS to get out of this damn place. This is going to be our 6th SOUL. After that, one more step to get our revenge.”

Well I don’t know what she’s talking about apart from escaping with someone’s soul obviously, but I’m not going to be volunteer(Or subject) #6. I quietly searched my phone for useful stuff that I could escape with. I’d rather not use a gun as I’m a pacifist(Says the one who kills in video games everyday at my time). A banana? Why do heck do I have that. Maybe from the plant universe, whatever. Use it!

My plan worked heavily as the aqua warrior on land slid on my banana peel and fell off a bridge, letting me go in the process. I didn’t wanna stick around for long so it didn’t take me long with sprint 90 mph, phone in hand, in the heat(The bridge led to some place called Hotland and hence the name, it was burnin.)

The pathway was all but stone and railways. I took the stone routes since I had my personal experience with railways(Long story). I saw Sans entering a Hot Dog Championships but I swear he was carrying 30 of them on his head. But while I was walking, I saw a giant laboratory. I went through the path that led me to it obviously. The door was locked but no problem for me.

“OK, where’s my key picker...actually that’s no fun. I’ll just…”

Bringing out a Mechanised Doom-Shroom and using it is not the greatest idea I did. It blew the entire pathway and the door. Had my shirt not been explosive proof(You never know) I would’ve burned) But the door’s open now. Now what do we have here? A camera on me, so I’m being stalked. Wonderful. Some technology, built in Wi-Fi, and is that a secret door? It’s locked and I don’t feel like blowing stuff up so I’ll leave it at that. I could totally escape right now with these advanced technology but I have a feeling the owner will be back and I’ll get swarmed so I’m leaving.

May 20th 2017
The Auto Write ran out of battery a while back. So what’d was missed in this? A couple puzzles, a spider dance, some guards, and some other crazy stuff. I’m currently in a hotel full of cats and junks right now. There’s a restaurant that has my name reserved for it which is why I’m here right now. Who did this to me?

Of course it was Sans.

“so… you made it this far eh. well ill be damned as this kid got to the kings castle. kid i dont wanna spoil your survival streak. you did well not killing anyone.”

“How do you know I’m a pacifist?” I asked.

“eh just some research i was able to scurry somehow. but be warned as if you kill anybody particularly my bro… youre going to have a bad time.” Sans then disappeared leaving me with an empty table with some steak.

Finding the castle was easy. I just went to the place called “CORE”. It’s not like it had some sign that also read “Also the Entrance to The King”. Were there guards, yep. I simply talked my way with logic saying stuff like “If you want my SOUL, let me pass.” and stuff like that. Or I went the threatening way and pulled out that pirate gun and put the nozzle at the face. Long story short, the only problem was a giant dancing robot. I just EMP’d it. Now I’m in a elevator to the king. Supposably I had to fight him in the place of escape. Not a bad way to go if I die. The feeling was ruined by a tiny particular flower.

“Howdy! You made it!” Said Flowey...waiting for me in an orange hall.

Shocked...I stampered to say “But I burned you to ashes!”

“Mate, fire doesn’t do anything against determination. Now, you’re SOUL.”

“You’re not absorbing ⅕ of myself. Get out!”

“Hey, I’m not doing that. I’m just suggesting something.”

Puzzled yet angered, I responded “Suggest what?”

“Just don’t die, or humanity is dead. Actually, I wouldn’t mind doing that. More power. Heh.”

“I rebuff!” I pulled out my phone and turned it into a Tracker Jacker Venom Grenade(Something from Hunger Games...sort of). I aimed and fired at the flower. The explosion boomed with a black smoke and I knew it hit a target.

Just not the right one.

When the smoke cleared, I was facing Sans who was shaking from the aftermaths. He then stopped. And then he faced me and said “you brother killer...burn in hell.”

Never have I had the most excruciating pain in my life. He first dragged my body with the force or something into some bones which I was barely able to dodge. But that’s when he fired lasers at the same time which were impossible to dodge. The hit was survivable for some reason but it felt like ants biting my skin and reality off.

“Stop, you’re being controlled by a special venom.” I managed to say.

“lies… all lies.” He muttered while forcing me to do some difficult yet dangerous Mario with Bones.

Words would not work. If I needed to survive without killing him, I needed to cure him. I needed to be determined. Enduring the onslaught of bones and lasers, I grabbed my phone and began to search for my venom antidote.

“Come on, where is it? I would really love to not become a dead kid right now. There! Now…”

At that point, Sans teleported to me and flicked the phone away. I shoved him return but he seemed heavily affected by it. He seems to be very weak physically. So I have to trick him…

“Yeah, I killed your brother.” I lied. “Come at me bro!”

“dont mention papyrus you genocide monster.” the skeleton said as he fired lasers in all areas. I preserved and went for my phone. It didn’t take long for me to turn the phone into the venom antidote and spray it everywhere.

The skeleton came to his senses immediately. “wah. did i mention i won the hot dog championships.” He managed to say before collapsing. At that moment, his brother showed up along with Undyne. I managed to get to the king’s room before time but it was a relief to learn that Sans would be OK(At least according to Crazy Fish Lady). But now I have to get outta here.

The king was nice. Asgore wasn’t what goat mom told me about. He was kind but he still forced to battle me. Before that, he said. “Take as much time as you want. I can wait.”

I said “Well...do you have to kill every human that comes here? Why can’t you just…”

“Sadly yes. If you see no alternate way, I cannot spare you. So…” He interrupted.

“I got a better idea.” I re-interrupted. I pulled out the items I found at the Ruins. The gun was missing for sometime but I still had the green heart.

“Take this instead. They’ll think I’m dead and you’ll still be one more SOUL to freedom.”

“Why can’t I take yours as well.” he asked.

“Because...it would seem suspicious if you suddenly got 2 more SOULS. Best to limit to one.” I responded.

“Fair enough. I’ll let you pass but I’m afraid you need…”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. Thanks. I’m outta here!!!” I then ran to the white hall while tossing the green SOUL to Asgore. The hall was surrounded by a white barrier but I simply teleported out with my trusty teleporter that can only be used once for some stupid reason(My friend called it that but I won’t talk much about him). Now I’m back to the world. Time to get outta here.

May 23th 2017
3 Days it took to perfect the teleporter. I didn’t take long in the plant and zombie universe due to rushing. I didn’t have time for the FNaF dimension due to law reasons. I had enough time to get out of here and build a fully functional Dimension Portal. Now, here I go.

Wait, this magic from the underground is making my machine malfunction. NO, STOP!!! DON’T MAKE ME GO BACK!!!

If the machine decided to send me back to a place, it had to be a cliff. I began to fall yet again and saw some apartments. I saw a certain apartment and could immediately tell I was back in the PvZ dimension. Great. Now I...ooof!!! Somehow forgot I was falling. Why am I on a chess board? That’s when it struck me. A girl’s voice saying “What...are you?”

I turned and…


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Afterthoughts
Oh...he went back here. And I have a good feeling where he's going to be next. The auto write isn't that good though but I think a friend of mine can get that information for both of us.

How do you think Damasen's next adventures are going to end up? Great. OK Horrible Hot Dogs.