User blog:Lily8763cp/Random Story - The "Unspoken Score"

Well, I'm sure somebody wanted a story off the quick joke I did/am doing on Ask the Plants thread. And I'm sure everyone will know by the end of this story what I mean.

Story

 * *Electric Blueberry is stomping around a store, that has a ton of items, like ZPGs and Garlic Drones, she runs into a Mob Cob
 * Electric Blueberry:Oh. Hey.
 * Mob Cob:Hello. Aren't you that Electric Blueberry girl? Why are you at a weapon's store?
 * Electric Blueberry:Well.........
 * *Flashback to a few days prior. Inside a giant blue casino, which belongs to Electric Blueberry. She is sitting in a chair, with Celery Stalker passing cards to her, Thyme Warp, a Neon Buckethead, and Breakdancer Zombie*
 * Electric Blueberry:Alright. I bet $5.
 * Thyme Warp:I only have a dime.
 * Breakdancer Zombie:Eh, I have a hundred. I'm feeling lucky about this one.
 * Neon Buckethead: *shouts* I BET A MILLION!
 * *The other four stare at the Neon Buckethead, shocked*
 * Neon Buckethead:That's right! A million! So bet more!
 * Electric Blueberry:...*slowly puts down a hundred as well*
 * Neon Buckethead:All right! ...so we're playing gold fish, right?
 * Breakdancer Zombie:No, this is Poker.
 * Thyme Warp:Everyone please stop arguing. It's not funny.
 * Electric Blueberry:Thyme. We're waiting on you.
 * Thyme Warp:We are? I mean uh...ok!
 * *10 minutes later*
 * Electric Blueberry:Alright, last round, ok? Everyone put down their cards!
 * Breakdancer Zombie:Ok!
 * *They put down their cards, and Electric Blueberry has the highest amount*
 * Thyme Warp:Aw man...
 * Neon Buckethead: *looking really pale*
 * Breakdancer Zombie: *giving Electric Blueberry the $100 he bet before, and an extra $200 that he bet during the game* That's a shame. *looks at the Neon Buckethead* Are you ok?
 * Neon Buckethead:..........
 * Electric Blueberry: *has the money Thyme Warp bet and the money Breakdancer Zombie bet* Hey, where's that million you mentioned?
 * Neon Buckethead:........w....what if I said that's a lie? Heh heh...
 * Electric Blueberry: What? *the Neon Buckethead runs out of the casino, as fast as he can* Hey! GET BACK HERE! *runs towards the door, but the Buckethead is long gone* ......
 * *Cut back to the present day*
 * Electric Blueberry:So yeah. In a nutshell. There's somebody that owes me a million dollars.
 * Mob Cob:Oh wow...
 * Electric Blueberry:Got anything?
 * Mob Cob:Uh...*looks around* I can get you some things.
 * Electric Blueberry:Thanks.
 * *Meanwhile, in the zombie base, Leprechaun Imp is writing on a piece of paper. The Neon Buckethead is hiding nearby, though Leprechaun Imp doesn't know he's there*
 * Leprechaun Imp:And...there. My resume for Heroes is complete. If I'm lucky, I could be with those guys. *wanders off to get something*
 * Neon Buckethead: *mumbling to himself* So...if I do that and get in, maybe I can escape that Blueberry! I wouldn't be forced to fight where she does! Then, I don't have to ever give her the money! *sneaks around and grabs some paper and a pen* Let's see...I need to come up with some cool new name, and think of what I can do. *takes out a mixtape he has* Hmmm...track. This mixtape has the song Boombox Zombie plays to stop plants...Bonus Track Buckethead! No bonus attacks using the song! That's it! *writes that all down* And...*sneaks it under Leprechaun Imp's resume* There! *goes back to his hiding place*
 * Leprechaun Imp: *goes back* All right. I just needed to put a sticker on. Because I feel like it. *puts it on, then grabs both papers* Time to give these to the boss! *walks over to Dr. Zomboss' room*
 * Dr. Zomboss: *sipping his tea* What is it?
 * Leprechaun Imp:Sir, I wish to join Heroes!
 * Dr. Zomboss:...who are you again? *sips again*
 * Leprechaun Imp:I'm Leprechaun Imp! That Imp that appeared in those Saint Patrick's Day parties?
 * Dr. Zomboss: *taps his tea cup* ...I...uh...sorry. Doesn't ring a bell.
 * Leprechaun Imp:I tap danced, and got kicked several times.
 * Dr. Zomboss: Oh... that! Yeah, I remember that!
 * Leprechaun Imp:Of course you do sir.
 * Dr. Zomboss:All right, give me your résumé.
 * Leprechaun Imp:Resume.
 * Dr. Zomboss:No, you say it and spell it as "résumé". The e sounds different.
 * Leprechaun Imp:No. It's re-sume.
 * Dr. Zomboss:No. Res-u-mei, or résumé.
 * Leprechaun Imp:Resu...
 * Dr. Zomboss:Can we just stop this?
 * Leprechaun Imp:Fine...*hands the papers*
 * Dr. Zomboss:All right then. *skims over it* You know what, forget it. We need some new Heroes fighters. Just, you're in. And your friend Bonus Track Buckethead too.
 * Leprechaun Imp: *tilts his head* Who?
 * Dr. Zomboss:You gave me his résumé too.
 * Leprechaun Imp:I...*sigh* must've been a mistake or something, but all right, fine.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead: *walks in* Hey, did I make it in?
 * Leprechaun Imp:You could've given this yourself.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:Er...what?
 * Leprechaun Imp:THE RESU...I mean...résumé.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:OH...well, anyways, I was just unsure. Because sir, I need to stay away from someone. Sort of like a restraining order.
 * Dr. Zomboss:I don't care but tell me what you mean.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:You see...I told someone I had a million dollars and pretended to bet it. I didn't have a million dollars.
 * Dr. Zomboss:...well. That stinks. But don't beg. I need fighters, so just go.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:YAHOO! *runs out*
 * Leprechaun Imp:...he's going to die.
 * *Cut to later, where Bonus Track Buckethead is heading towards the "Hearty House", a house full of zombies that are in the Hearty class*
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:All right. My bucket means I have to go to Hearty it seems. Well...*a ZPG flies past him* WHAT THE?!?!? *looks up to see Electric Blueberry in a tree* What? How did you...
 * Electric Blueberry:You still owe me some money! I decided to look around for you. And oh wow, it seems I missed my shot. *takes out another ZPG* Though I have more! *keeps firing and missing* Ugh...*thinks to herself "Man, if making those thunder clouds wasn't so hard, and if they didn't hit the wrong person all the time, I'd be questioning why I'm not just using that."*
 * Bonus Track Buckethead: *screaming and running into the Hearty house, once he gets inside, he slams the door shut* LOCK IT! *notices the Hearty zombies inside are really chilled out* D...didn't you hear the ZPGs outside?
 * Trash Can Zombie:Yeah. I don't have to worry though, I can just hide in my trash can.
 * Knight Zombie:And most things can't hit me that hard with this new armor.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:.........*looks slowly out a window* Listen. I owe an angry berry money. What do I do?
 * Trash Can Zombie:Fight back.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:But you see, she can one-shot anything if she tries.
 * Knight Zombie:Aren't you the first Bonus Track Buckethead?
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:...*smiles evilly* Yeah... *leans over* so where's that badge of power?
 * Knight Zombie:You'll get that soon.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:Soon isn't going to cut it! ...*sighs* well. It got quiet. I'll just do some things outside. *walks out*
 * *when Bonus Track Buckethead leaves, he notices the whole outside is covered in purple smoke, and coughs*
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:At least, I can't get hurt by it. Not having lungs allows for that. *blinks* So...why do I cough? Instinct, I guess.
 * *the smoke clears, and there's a ton of Dark Flowers aiming directly at him*
 * Bonus Track Buckethead: *looking unnerved* ...well. *quickly runs as the Dark Flowers fire at him* I need to find that badge so she can't do anything to me! *a piece of paper is thrown at him, and he stops* Huh? *he reads the letter* "Hello there, a Neon Buckethead, you still owe me the money you said you had. This is what happens when you lie. I'm coming to heroes so I can inflict damage onto you. From, Electric Blueberry." Well...this is bad. *is getting fired at by the Dark Flowers, and notices* Oh! Right! *gets away from the Dark Flowers*
 * *Meanwhile, in the plant base, Blooming Heart and Electric Blueberry are talking*
 * Electric Blueberry:Hey, Blooming Heart?
 * Blooming Heart:Yes?
 * Electric Blueberry:Who do I talk to in order to join "Heroes"?
 * Blooming Heart:One of the Heroes in general, I think.
 * Electric Blueberry:Ok! *walks over to Night Cap, who's close by, in the corner*
 * Night Cap:...I can tell you're here. What do you want, this is my alone time.
 * Electric Blueberry:Can I join your army?
 * Night Cap:No. I hate randomness.
 * Electric Blueberry:Explain the Seedlings in your deck.
 * Night Cap:Uh...e...everyone is forced to have some.
 * Electric Blueberry:Well, can I please join? If you don't let me, then I'll tell everyone that you love randomness. And I know how much you dislike stuff like that.
 * Night Cap:................are you trying to blackmail me? You? I doubt it'd mean anything.
 * Electric Blueberry:I run the most popular casino in the whole area. It'd make some form of headlines.
 * Night Cap:...fine. But only because you're in my personal space and I want you to exit it.
 * Electric Blueberry:Ok! *backs up and winks* Thank you! *runs off*
 * Night Cap:Heh. *his eyes widen* ...wait. That means I have to actually use her and her luck-based attacks...*snaps* DRAT!
 * *1 day later, Night Cap is waiting outside with an "army"*
 * Night Cap:...Z-Mech better show up.
 * Buff-Shroom:Don't worry sir, I just got a text from him that reads "Will show up soon. New trooper seemz worried. Something about berry. LAWL!"
 * Night Cap:Why did he text you and not me?
 * Buff-Shroom:Uh...well...he's one of the few that bothered to buy my workout CD so...I text him sometimes.
 * Night Cap:...*notices Z-Mech* You're late.
 * Z-Mech:I know I'm late, sorry. *points at Bonus Track Buckethead* He's scared.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead: *holding onto Z-Mech* There she is! She's going to kill me!!!
 * Trash Can Zombie:You're already dead, calm down.
 * Z-Mech:Well. Let's fight.
 * Night Cap:Ok.
 * Electric Blueberry: *smirking* Alright, time to...*gets stopped by Night Cap* huh?
 * Night Cap:You can't come in the fray until turn 5.
 * Electric Blueberry:What?
 * Night Cap:You do know what we do right? Yes, we do fight, but we are doing this game instead. Except we send you guys to fight while we make the choices.
 * Electric Blueberry:Are you serious?
 * Night Cap:Yes.
 * Electric Blueberry:...........
 * *4 turns later*
 * Z-Mech:Ok...*looks at the field* There's two plants with 1/1, that Shroom for Two...
 * Arnold:MY NAME'S ARNOLD!
 * Z-Mech:...Arnold...and a Puff-shroom. *looks at Bonus Track Buckethead* I think you'd be a good choice.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:But it's turn 5 and he could...*gets thrown into the battlefield* AUGH! *looks at the two mushrooms* ...hi...
 * Z-Mech:And that's my move.
 * Night Cap:So my move then. Huh? Well...*Electric Blueberry flings herself onto the battlefield* SHOOT! I...*sighs* Well. There goes my turn.
 * Z-Mech:And my tricks phase? I will use...*takes out a Camel Crossing* THIS! *uses Camel Crossing on Bonus Track Buckethead, and the Arm Wrestler also on the board* And now they have more health.
 * *The fight phase starts, and it goes past Electric Blueberry, who then forms a cloud*
 * Electric Blueberry: *points at Bonus Track Buckethead* Get him. *the cloud zaps Bonus Track Buckethead...but he lives* WHAT?!?!?
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:Huh? I'm ok?
 * Electric Blueberry: *takes out the "fighter's tablet* What is...*sees her clouds do only six damage* But...he...he has six health!
 * Z-Mech:Armored reduces all damage by one. So your cloud only did five damage.
 * Electric Blueberry:...forget this. *flings herself on Bonus Track Buckethead, and the two fight* YOU OWE ME MONEY!!!!!!!!
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:I'm sorry for lying! I...
 * Night Cap:...did he have the money with him at the time?
 * Electric Blueberry: *looks at Night Cap* ...not that I saw.
 * Night Cap:So. How does he owe you it. He lied. That's it.
 * Electric Blueberry:B...but he bet it!
 * Night Cap:You owe the casino! Why does it matter?
 * Electric Blueberry: *looks back at Bonus Track Buckethead* ...................you still owe me.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead: *gulps and slowly takes out a ten dollar bill* I...I got this...
 * Electric Blueberry:...*takes the ten dollars* Thank you. *gets off* You have 5 years to get the rest.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:O...ok...
 * Night Cap: *sighs* Sorry about this. If I knew this was over a stupid feud, I would've said no and...
 * Electric Blueberry:Seriously?
 * Night Cap:There's silly, and then there's dumb. *Electric Blueberry snorts* Stop it. Tell him you're sorry.
 * Electric Blueberry:...*sigh* Ok. I'm sorry. I overreacted.
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:Yeah, you tried to kill me.
 * Electric Blueberry:Do you accept it?
 * Bonus Track Buckethead:Y...yes! Yes I do! *the two shake "hands", then go back to their places on the battlefield* Now. Let's dance.
 * *End of story*

Trivia/Notes

 * To be honest, I wasn't sure how to end it. Sorry if the ending is bad.
 * Night Cap having Seedlings is a running gag that happens in the Ask the Plants thread.
 * This joke is also a joke leaning towards Night Cap's "best" or three starred strategy deck having Seedlings and Petal-Morhposises, two luck-based cards in the deck.
 * The title and the fact that it has Electric Blueberry is based off her description in Plants vs. Zombies Heroes.
 * The whole story is based off a joke I made about the fact that Bonus Track Buckethead owes Electric Blueberry "some" money.
 * More of a note than trivia, but to be honest, it took me more time to think of the title than how I'd start the story.
 * The reason Z-Mech appeared and was using Bonus Track Buckethead in battle is because he can have the most use for Bonus Track Buckethead (being a dancing zombie, he can be boosted by the dancing boosters in the Crazy class, which is Z-Mech's other class.)

Have you seen this story? (The "Unspoken Score") Yes Brainz