Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-27053902-20170429222935/@comment-5760976-20170502212124

Cavia porcellus wrote:
 * Quasar Wizard (previously Quazard) - You can call him Quazard for short. (used to be His name is difficult for a lot of people to pronounce, but in Zombie it means "Quasar Wizard" in case you couldn't tell.)
 * Moon Base Z - Zombies landed on the Moon? Many believe it's nothing but a conspiracy theory, and yet, here's the proof.
 * Meteor Z - This comet had a huge impact on Earth. Just wait. You'll see.
 * Loose Cannon - His friends keep telling him it's too dangerous, but he never listens. He's having a blast.
 * Interdimensional Zombie - Text is the same, but he has a different ability. It's "When you play a Science card, this transforms into a Zombie that costs 3 Brains." and is 1 1/3.
 * Teleportation Zombie - The phone cord stretches to another dimension.
 * Transformation Station - According to the Transformation Station brochure, every Zombie who visits is guaranteed to shuffle away feeling like a brand new Zombie.
 * Neutron Imp - He's not small, he's just very compact.
 * Wormhole Gatekeeper - "Stand here and guard this gate with your unlife,"" she was told. And that's what she's been doing ever since.
 * Cosmic Scientist - He has no idea what's in the beakers. He just likes to mix them together until they go BOOM!
 * Triplication - An Imp, a Zombie, and Gargantuar walk into a bar...
 * Medulla Nebula - It like heaven, for Zombies.
 * Moonwalker (used to be Astronaut)
 * Cryo-Brain - Putting brains on ice is the best way to keep them fresh. Ask any Zombie.
 * Vengeful Cyborg - His toupee went missing in the heat of battle and he's been furious about it ever since.
 * Supernova Gargantuar - This one's got a real temper on him. When he decides to take out a Plant...it's brutal.
 * Interstellar Bounty Hunter (used to be Bounty Hunter)
 * Cheese Cutter - Is that the exquisite scent of an aged Camembert, or just rotting flesh?
 * Biodome Botanist - "Growing Plants in Space? Some of his fellow Zombies think he's crazy, but others appreciate the effort.
 * Cosmic Yeti - He's hoping they name a constellation after him. ""The Big Yeti"" does have a ring to it.
 * Total Eclipse - Zombies love a good eclipse. They usually celebrate by eating Plants. And brains.
 * Surfer Zombie - He used to hang 10 with the best of them, but ever since he lost that toe to a shark he hasn't been able to hang more than 9.
 * Synchronized Swimmer - It takes a lot of practice for two Zombies' heads to fall off at the exact same time.
 * Astro Vera - Your Hero will feel out of this world. And so will your skin.
 * Astrocado Pit - Give him time. He'll grow on you.

To be continued... Reactions (again!)


 * Quasar Wizard - I guess the name change makes sense. This is like Space Janitor, put original name in description, only the code leakers and the ones who saw it will get it.
 * Moon Base Z - And anyone who played GW2, which we clearly are trying to advertise even though they stopped updating it for no reason!
 * Loose Cannon - Oh puns, they only come funny to those who get it. Like me most of the time.
 * Interdimensional Zombie - ...odd thing you have to do. Also, forget it. My "headcanon" for this is that it can become any zombie, they like it or not.
 * Transformation Station - Get it? Because it makes most zombies a form of Seedling?
 * Neutron Imp - Yeah. I feel bad for who named them that in universe of course.
 * Cosmic Scientist - Somehow, I feel that (Mad) Chemist likes doing that too. Then again, he only does it once during the tricks phase and doesn't spam his trick ability unlike someone else.
 * Moonwalker - Yay! No Astronaut confusion! Odd thing to be happy about but whatever.
 * Vengeful Cyborg - "I'm back. This is for when you knocked off my hair 5 turns ago. Still not happy." Sorry, I wanted to make that joke.
 * Supernova Gargantuar - Do they mean species or just one? Because the species is doomed anyways.
 * Interstellar Bounty Hunter - Unnecessary but ok.
 * Cheese Cutter - Or something else?
 * Biodome Botanist - I assume those that like his efforts are - Vimpire, Overstuffed Zombie, any zombie with Frenzy, Captain Deadbeard (maybe), Newspaper Zombie, Jester, Imp-Throwing Gargantuar and Gargantuar-Throwing Imp (still find it weird one has the "-" and the other usually doesn't), Arm Wrestler, and the Imp piloting the Zombot Sharktronic Sub hey, I just listed all the combos you can do with Set 1 cards!
 * Surfer Zombie - ...is it bad that I thought they meant 10 friends at first, until I realized it meant feet? ALSO YOU WILL NEVER MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT THIS SON OF A B****!
 * Synchronized Swimmer - No idea why any zombie would try but uh...congrats to them?
 * Astrocado Pit - Inner me told me you've seen this description before. I checked. I was right. THIS IS DOUBLED MINT'S DESCRIPTION BUT WITH THE SENTENCES THE OTHER WAY AROUND! (He'll grow on you. Just give him time. vs. "Give him time. He'll grow on you".

It's all a conspiracy.