Board Thread:Literature/@comment-25337988-20141214054647

-Scene 1 (Narrated)

Before PopCap joined EA, their fans noticed how popular the game had become, and suggested they start a PvZ TV show. Many PvZ fans watched/watch popular shows like Doctor Who, and Agents of Shield. So, for once in a very long time, the game company decided to take up on this suggestion. It would be available on Netflix soon.

-2 weeks later- (Scene 2)

The pilot episode of the new PvZ series, Lawn of Perils, was set to release. It had a plot line about an ordinary family waking up to see their neighbors' brains being eaten. In a rush, the family let's loose with their only hope of remaining human, house plants. The zombies are first thwarted by this, then slowly devour the defenses. The climax arrives as the zombies bust down the familie's front door, and the episode ends.

-Scene 3-

The devs we're hard at a beta test for playing the episode. The web blacked out. And then, there was only 1 episode, episode "Undefined" with a description of "undefined... Play it to find out..." Only the noises of screams permeated the room as the devs oblidged. But the work was done. The episode was released. Too late.

-Scene 4-

A wikian user named MidnightHawk had just departed from the wiki temporarily, after hearing the buzz about the newly released "Lawn of Perils" TV show and forum branch. On Netflix, the user quickly found and played the pilot episode. The plot replayed, but this time, the episode was somehow altered from the filmed material. For example, the family's brains were eaten, and Crazy Dave drove a motorcycle over the zombie family. More zombies closed in around Crazy Dave. Penny then appeared to transport Crazy Dave to a zombie-free time period. As she flew into the air, an Imp grabbed hold of the time transport mechanism, and twisted it hard. The screen became wavy, sounds distorted, and colors changed. The camera focused in on a person turning blue, then gray, then attacking the screen. The episode stopped playing and returned itself to the movie title screen. There was no more pilot episode. Just merely an innocent "Play episode undefined" button, and "undefined... Play it to see the secret of the zombie..." As if in slow motion, MidnightHawk pressed the "Play" button. A fearsome soundtrack filled with growling and moaning filled the speakers. Then the screen dissolved.

-Scene 5-

The screen reformed to show a human having their brains eaten in slow motion zoomed in. It was a man. The zombie held him by the nape of his neck. He opened his mouth. "NOOOOOOOOOO!" He cried, just like the man in PvZ after you lose. MidnightHawk looked closer. The room was a studio. POPCAP STUDIOS. The viewer was so horrified, he never returned to the wiki, or played any PvZ games again. He didn't make it far before the reality of episode undefined was forced upon him...

-Comments-

I did a terrible job. This is my first creepy pasta. I chose MidnightHawk at random, as he is a retired user. Hopefully I won't be blocked. 