Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160118105858/@comment-26826553-20160119055335

Violet: Mommy, mommy, isn't that the thing in one of dad's stories?

(flashback)

Terminator: And so those two heartless idiots were guaranteed dead, fulfilling the crowd's shouts "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!"...And yes, I was also there. I was the one who operated the 500-year old guillotine. Old, yet not obsolete...That way, it was I who fulfilled the wishes of the people to terminate their stingy sovereigns, Louie & Marie.

(flashback within a flashback)

Terminator: You are terminated! Hasta La Vista (& by that I mean, Au Revoir), Babe! (has the blade drop down with a single bloody "shling!")

Frenchfolk: OUI! OUI! OUI! OUI!

(flashback within a flashback ends)

Terminator: That's what happens to f***ers back then, Violet. They get their f***ing heads hacked off by the blades. Back then, people preferred to deal three swings from an axe or a sword rather than the Halifax Gibbet (proto-guillotine). And then came the guillotine. Now, I have a better option! *hand transforms to revving chainsaw*

Violet: *sleeping*

Marielle: *enters the room* The child is already asleep honey. Please turn off the noise...

(flashback ends)

Marielle: Er...Yes, Violet. But it's best that we forget about it...It isn't a good story...

(cockroaches were licking the 300-year old dried blood splatter off of the blade, one of the roaches losing its footing & getting itself sliced in two as its belly hit the blade)

Stina: Wait, how come you remember what your dad told you when you were asleep?

Violet: I...don't know...

//Well, she remembered because I typed it!