Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160403145704/@comment-26826553-20160424130827

Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: TAPA, I suggest that Alexander and Genghis should probably appear as normsl, living humsn beings. Because I depict Stalin as a human too. And I think depicting them as gods would overrate the story. Or just depict them as spirits dwelling throughtout time. Just like my depiction to the grandest archmsge Arca'mundo. Well, remember how they died, mate. I made stories about them actually being gods, but it's not connected to PvZ. Alexander is Zeus-Ammon's (Zeus is Greek, while Ammon is his Egyptian counterpart) son, while Genghis is the emissary of Tengri. But nah, they'll not make that much of an appearance. But no, unknown to everyone, they went to another dimension & became divine conquerors. They are not mortal beings to me. Rather, they are demigods or incarnations of gods. How do I know? I'm the 10th incarnation of Alexander The Great, mate XD.

Let's make an agreement, mate. Let's agree to stop talking about FYROM & Macedon (A Greek Province today & not the country that used to be part of Yugoslavia...ugh, of all the names they had to pick, it had to be Macedon! UGH!) & about other stuff, because dude, I don't want what I experienced in Facebook to be replicated here. When we agree to get off the topic with no more inaccurate s**t, then I can put in the stats of T-850 ZSM-665. Well, this agreement is ( insert closing catchphrase here)!

And I did research all about the place. There is also a region called Macedonia. Which is composed with FYROM, Macedon on Greece, some region in Albania, Bulgaria, and Kosovo. This place might be the foothold of the former kingdom. So let's not argue about this more.

Now back to asking stuff...

Joustalot: *sees one of Wizlock's orb* Hey Wiz, I think I found one of the recorded videos of the old, abandoned castle you and the kids are having a field trip at.

Wizlock: Well let me see. * sees a scene where Roxy is stealing a piece ofmgold coin and convinced her classmates to take some too because Wizlock say so* That. Little. Brat! *unleashes warlock essences* I'LL Kill--

Joustalot: *smacks Wizlock* Stop it now, Wiz. *faces in front of the screen* Now what are you going to say about this, young lady!?

//I'm sure you remembered this scene. Yep, it's just that sometimes, places are much larger or smaller back then. US states had different borders back then, Greek colonies spread beyond Greece back then, even all the way up to Spain, & even now, territorial disputes are about. Macedon was a much larger & grander state back then, but now, it's just a small Greek Province with a grand legacy. But yeah, this argument is terminated. I'll make The Obliterator's stats...

Violet: No, please don't attack her. She returned the gold she took.

(Violet doesn't lie)

Roxy: I'm going to say that I don't need your old gold! My family is rich enough anyway! Fine, keep it. *holds head up high* Hmph!

//Mind if I show Sporo & Draken in a short scene for this roleplay we guys are currently in?

//BTW guys, I don't know about this debate we are having in our little group, about Alex vs. Genghis. Argument seems to be in a stalemate. S**t is going nowhere. But since you guys ain't history nuts, none of this should even matter to you. It's my war anyway.

Anklebone, you & your troops are being superseded by machines. As much as you may want Zomboss to win (& these machines are probably his best shot at it), would you rather wish he never thought about making those killing machines, even if it means never standing a chance against the plants? Do you think Zomboss is becoming too reliant on technology rather than manpower? And how does it feel to have the inventions your boss made turn against you undead guys? I mean, generally, the machines (T-1 to T-900, maybe even the T-1000 units) are reprogrammable, & Zomboss's archenemy, the pan-headed crazy guy, got hold of some units (especially that one T-850 unit) & had them fight for him? That is a flaw Zomboss has yet to fix in your timeline: the reprogrammability of terminators. It's a problem he just couldn't fix completely. // Well, I wouldn't mind as long as they are in safety. And about that Pirates of the Caribean RP you're planning, I want Snapper to be in it. Since he's a part time pirate.

Joustalot: Well Violet, I'll make sure that this maniac wouldn't harm you. As long as you don't call him a warlock, or as long as you're not a mushroom with a bad altitude. Nice shrooms or not, he hates them.

Wizlock: I'm done taking those vitamints. A question for the kids, do you experienced helping each other in a situation that you're parents are absent? //Well, the plan for the pirate seas RP is kinda down for a while...There's still a chance of it happening though. Also, I have a plan to revive my Jaws RP.

//Also, not to offend thee, mate, but "altitude" means height, usually in relation to the sea level. When you meant behavior, the right term is "attitude". This is presented by: THE ANCIENT F**KING NERD. YEHEY!

Violet: *sobbing, as always* We always *sniff* do. We are *sniff* friends...

Vincent: Yeah...SNAPPY (Draken...what, you said Draken likes it, he even licked Vincent's face), WATCH OUT, THERE'S AN ZOMBIE BEHIND YOU! *tackles Snappy as the zombie snapped the air where Draken's head was a second ago.

MB3: *plays power ballad, slowing the zombie down*

Gildia: *turns into a gold tile...the zombie slips on her & falls down*

Anneberg: *sweating & crying (even at room temperature)* Bad zombie, go away! *throws a snowball at the zombie's face, freezing it*

Violet: WAAAAH!!! *tears spray on & shrink zombie to oblivion*

Vincent: We did it guys! We defeated the zombie!

MB3: *turns volume on to the max, playing power ballad*

//But the enemy was a simple one...If the enemy is tougher, like a Xenochomper or Gargantuar, they'll help each other...RUN! //Sorry, I was replying it on my tablet. Then autocorrect gets in the way. BTW, here are Draken and Spiro II's reaction...

Sporo II: Little emperor, are you OK?

Draken: Rawr!!! *licks Vincent*

Sporo II: Well. I will be a king some day. I shall practice my way of protecting my-- *a stampede of bulls are rushing from behind the kids* Holy mother of Sporhaul!!!

Draken: Raaaah!!! *hides behind Vincent*

Spiro II: *huffs and puffs and produces 10 Spore-shroom clones blocking the bulls* Everyone run!!!

CitroCop, do you have a love life back when you're still a botanical being? And does that love life still loves you even I'd your an emotionless robot? Kids: AAAAH!!! RUN!!!



Crazy Dave: [There's a chip in his plant brain that "shut down" his emotions completely. Besides, I did not include his plant balls when I ressurected him as a robot. Now, even though he isn't a terminator, even though he does not act exactly the same as one (imagine him as a robotic police, so his database is full of his experience as a police & other stuff that has to do with law & order), he is as emotionless as one.]

//This is based on the real RoboCop, who had a wife & a son. I have yet to construct that part of CitroCop though. For now, his family won't be shown.



 //Speaking of RoboCop & Terminators (the real ones, so they're not as OP as the ones here), many crossovers happened between the franchise. The funniest one was in   their rap battle episode. Sure, the characters are not really accurately depicted, nor are they accurate with each other's franchises, but there's still some humor there.