Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27873981-20161204170644/@comment-27853587-20161206213455

(another letter flies in)

Vine: huh. It says "I've enslosed some scriptonium in this package. The scriptonium can give any script alpha status. Love, HAWKINS."

Other script: I'm only a Delta, but I know that HAWKINS actually thinks that you are evil, vine.

Script: And he always tells the truth. You can read it in my pages.

BTW, it is true that a script's pages contain no lies.

Me: (reads Script's pages) It's true.

Script: I'll be going now. I'll leave you with this script. He's only a delta, but will do. There should be a sufficient rift if I go 3 inches to the left. Bye! (Goes 3 inches to the left and gets teleported away)

Other script: Wait! I didn't get your autograph! Sigh... There goes the alpha.