User blog:Shpore/join me on my quest to destroy all no skill plant mains

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play zombies. The combos are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the synergy will go over a typical player's head. There's also Zomboss's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from a hate for clique peas for instance. The zombie mains understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something superior as players. As a consequence people who dislike zombies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in wallknight flowers which itself is a cryptic reference to the impermanence of life. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as popcap's genius unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO main immorticia, And no, you cannot see my deck. It's for the zombie players only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 ranks of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.