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My Mum

Speed: Hungry

Toughness: buttered

Squirted over all of your pancakes, then vomits backward.

Imp Mummy hates to laze around the garden, hoop on the holes, and scratch at the sarcophagi. The sound of him coughing up a gargantuar is one you will never remember.