Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-27053902-20170429222935/@comment-5760976-20170502210405

Cavia porcellus wrote: We have some new flavor texts


 * Terror-Former 10,000 - This is Huge Giganticus' greatest invention ever. It's also his only invention. But it's best not to point that out to him.
 * Ice Moon (previously Ice World) - Be sure to pack a warm sweater.
 * Iron Boarder - Working for a Huge Giganticus isn't the worst job he's ever had. It comes with a 401Z plan, which is more than what most Zombie employers offer.
 * Teleportation Station - Teleportation is a relatively new technology. Has a few kinks that need ironing out. So yeah, sometimes things get a little...mixed up.
 * Lightspeed Seed - Make the jump to light seed.
 * Lieutenant Carrotron - Beta-Carrotina knows she can always count on him to get to the root of the problem.
 * Genetic Amplification - The modifications are controversial, sure. But the results are hard to argue with.
 * Ensign Uproot - His mighty tractor beam is straight off the farm and out of this world.
 * King of the Grill - Chillin' beside the ol' backyard grill, cookin' up some brains, hangin' with his zombies... that's the good unlife.
 * Cryo Yeti - Freezing Plants in the far reaches of Space is not what he'd imagined he'd spend his life doing. But as the old Yeti saying goes, ""When life hands you snow, you make snow cones."
 * Space Cowboy - Only in the big wide sky will he find Serenity.
 * Ducky Tube Zombie - Zombie Ducky, joy of joys. When it squeezes, you make noise!
 * Graveyard - Where do little Zombies come from?
 * Frosty Mustache - So stylish! So cool! (used to be So dashing! So cool!)
 * Ice Pirate - You wouldn't believe how many brains a chunk of space ice goes for on the black market. Let's just say, she's rolling in gray matter.
 * Dr. Spacetime - He insists it's more than just a screwdriver. Much more.
 * Trapper Zombie - Purveyor of only the finest banana peel coats.
 * Trapper Territory' - Plants do not like feeling trapped. Can you blame them?
 * Zombot Battlecruiser 5000 - Not space legal in 35 different galaxies.
 * Intergalactic Warlord - In space Zombie circles, he's a very powerful figure. Just don't talk about him in front of Huge Giganticus. There's some jealousy there.
 * Genetic Experiment - Pickled Zombie is the best kind of Zombie.
 * Planetary Guard - He's still not sure if he should defend Pluto or not.
 * Escape through Time - Possible side effects include: the creation of a temporal paradox, the unraveling of the fabric of reality, erasing your entire existence, a mild foot rash.
 * Space Janitor - Text is the same, but he has a different ability. It's "When played in an Environment: Destroy a Plant with 2 Attack or less." and he's now 3 brains 3/2.
 * Screen Door Zombie - Little known fact: He carries a door to protect himself from solar radiation.

To be continued... Reactions to flavor texts because why not, I'm doing it with all of these posts. Not all the flavor texts if I have nothing though.
 * Terror-Former 10,000 - So if this is his only invention, who invented the Terror-Former? (I assume everyone knows what I mean?)
 * Ice Moon - Less of a reaction to the text and more of the name. I feel this might be a good move. Might be a bad move if the textures don't look like a moon though.
 * Iron Boarder - Dare I ask what the 401Z plan is? ( Also, is anyone else annoyed that they're called Iron Boarder when they're clearly gold? )
 * Teleportation Station - And I assume this is why it gives a Teleport every turn.
 * Genetic Amplification - D...do they know people were complaining before when somebody misread what it did in the code?
 * Cyro Yeti - Sorry to ruin a yeti saying, but I don't think there's actual snow in snowcones. (Well, unless you're in Club Penguin], in which you get s*** for it anyways.)
 * Space Cowboy - I'm going to guess this is a reference to something because Serenity has a capital s instead of a lowercase s?
 * Ducky Tube Zombie - Also faces aquatic zombie fears, or is this a different one that just likes the sounds or got over said fears but still loves the duck?
 * Graveyard - D...dear god...I...assume not that way. Unless a common zombie mating spot is in the...wait, didn't the Mystery Egg already make this joke?
 * Frosty Mustache - This had a previous version? Eh, the cool pun stayed so whatever.
 * Ice Pirate - We get a mention of a zombie black market a few days after I start up something in my Ask the Zombies about a zombie black market existing. THE DANG ODDS.
 * Dr. Spacetime - We get it. Doctor Who joke. Though it sort of is a wand, so they aren't lying.
 * Trapper Zombie - He isn't wearing a banana peel coat. Why yes, I am nitpicky with certain things.
 * Zombot Battlecruiser 5000 - Current version isn't allowed/approved by Fry either. So make that 35.1?
 * Intergalactic Warlord - Now heroes are getting referenced in non superpower cards? Huh.  Somehow stronger version of this for hero confirmed.
 * Genetic Experiment - Pickled? ...dare I even ask with this sort of stuff anymore?
 * Plantery Guard - I admit, that took me a bit, then I got it. Yes my friend, still do it, Pluto needs the recognition it deserves.
 * Space Janitor - ...that is the worst decision they could make. I know Cavia says it was a good one, but now there's no way to get rid of Environments other than run them yourself. If you don't in this new meta game, you're ruined. Then again, this is coming from someone who can barely care about them, and feel they're somewhat ruining the meta. BECAUSE MORE CARDS BASED ON ENVIRONMENTS IMPROVING THEM IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEEDED.

And we end this reaction with salt. Tons of salt. And yes, I did notice Plantern was changed too. Not going to react to that due to well, same salt as Space Janitor. No need to repeat the negative salt twice.