Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160601061641/@comment-26826553-20160609075853

Patient #1: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MOTHERF**KERS!!! I SAW IT!!! IT WAS A MACHINE!!! LIKE DEATH RENDERED IN STEEL!!! THE END IS NIGH, YOU IDIOTS!!!

//Not everyone here is crazy, but remember, just because you saw something won't mean you would be believed in. Take that patient for example: she saw (& was presumably targeted) by a terminator, & was given the knowledge by someone who knows the machines, &, since nobody but less than 1% of the world heard of, much less knew/saw of, or at believed in, killer infiltration units designed to pass as normal people,

//And yes, there will be a limit to how many characters you guys have who can know or believe in terminators...Just didn't decide the limit yet.

//Same goes for Predator Flowers & Xenochompers.

Patient #2: I saw something too. I was once fixing the sewers a la Mario Bros. when I saw these crazy little demons burst from the stem (chest) of a victim with a dead eyeless spikeweed attached to its face.

(Flashback. Patient #2 saw, from a distance, the blurry scene: a victim bound tight to the wall by wax, visibly struggling violently in pain, an ovomorph ("egg") opening up its dark eyeless petals, acid bubbling out of it, a pale beige, eyeless spikeweed jumping out of the ovomorph & attaching itself to the face of the victim, then dropping dead right off the face a few seconds later, followed by the victim screaming & a baby Xenochomper (complete with the white petals it inherited from its host) popping right out of her stem, screeching & writhing on the floor, growing into a full-fledged adult in a matter of minutes, hissing. Patient #2 then ran off.)

Patient #2: I don't know what the hell I saw. I told everyone about this s**t, but NO ONE WOULD LISTEN TO ME!!!

Patient #3: Well, you should just have shut up your mouth...I didn't shut mine though...I really had to tell my story to everyone, & my wife had me locked up here. I told everyone that, while I was exploring the Amazon forests, a reptilian hunter from space was after me so it could hand my head on its spaceship wall as a trophy. I did find his invisible spaceship, entered it, saw s**t, puked, & ran away before he could find me. I assume that being a coward was enough to show that I'm not worthy to hunt, but I still fear that face to this day...

(Flashback shows Patient #3 coming face to face with his invisible foe in the Amazon River, who uncloaks himself. The Predator then pulled off its bio-mask, revealing his ugly face, his fierce eyes, & his creepy mandibles. He then gave a roar, challenging Patient #3 to single combat, making his intentions knows not by speaking, but by unleashing his wrist blades. Patient #3, being the coward that he was, screamed like a girl & ran away, while the Predator fires a burst of plasma from his face & almost succeeds in striking Patient #3.)

Patient #3: That reptile-crab-faced flower is one ugly motherf**ker. Oh, how I should have shut up...If I only knew I would sound too crazy, I wouldn't be here!