Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27915391-20170713193639/@comment-32851166-20170713201842

(Hemmoxolatla blasted Cosmo back with a ball of chaos magic.)

(Music starts playing)

Hemmoxolatla: '''Youn see Aurocoatl, to you and the gods, you may seem like the most important thing out there, but compared to all the things in the big wide world, your life doesn't count, and I shall explain it to you, in the form of a merry song. A 1, 2, 3!

(He takes out a violin)

When you think you've got a problem

And your life is full of doubt,

Remember in the scheme of things

Your life just doesn't count!

To you, a leaf might seem quite small,

But to an ant, it's ten feet tall.

It's hard to be objective,

So we'll offer some perspective.

Now old Cosmo made the planet you now call as Earth,

But Cosmo can seem quite skinny next to Reiraph's mighty girth!

Reiraph: Oi...

Cosmo: Relax!

 'Cause when you think you've got a problem

If you're thinner or you're fatter

Remember in the scheme of things

your life just doesn't matter

Now the Sun can make us all feel small

Cause he's the biggest of us all

But that's just in the Solar System

Bigger things than that exist

The Milky Way

The galaxy

And don't forget the universe

That's just the ones we know about

They're huge compared to you or us

You're tiny and you're miniscule

Irrelevant, a speck

Upon the dark side of that rock

You're just a measly little fleck

Your life may last a century

On Earth, or maybe quicker

But life has shown to be quite rude, mean and bitter!

So when you Think you've got a problem

When your life is full of doubt,

Remember in the scheme of things

Your puny, little, tiny, weeny, meager, futile, worthless, teeny, boring, foolish, pointless, minimal, wretched, gloomy, bleak, and pitiful

Life just does not count!