Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160517075016/@comment-26826553-20160531041555

Albert Mc Missle wrote: George:(Line up along with other kids)

Meanwhile...

Omar:Next stop:Kindergarden!(Evil laugh)

Peashoutaus:(His costume destroyed) D**n.(Rockets up whit full auto gatling)

//Can I use Bill too? //Er...you ain't supposed to have an attack on KindergarZen. That will derail stuff...And Bill doesn't really appear frequently, so it will be some time before we can KILL BILL again...Anyone can generate Bill, provided some time will pass. Bill can be anything, as long as he is in the form of a weak, normal piece of s**t like a chicken or a peashooter or a buckethead (yes, that's weak & normal enough), so he won't come in the form of a gargantuar, an alien, predator, terminator, or any strong, exotic thing. Bill can insult anyone, say all the s**t he can say like spammers do, but, of course, since the whole point of his existence is to get destroyed brutally, he should not linger for too long. Although Bill doesn't really damage things or dodge or really do anything other than be an annoying a**hole, ignoring him & letting him linger for too long will cause him to shout spoilers or taunt more or bring up a very pessimistic, hopeless feel, so he must really be terminated as soon as possible. Being a random character, he can be killed in a way that breaks logic (For example, a character who is not supposed to appear in that place or time appears & destroys Bill...I'll generate Bill at the "road crossing scene" here for an example)

(8:02 AM, KindergarZen)

JC: So...I bet everyone forgot that they have a duty, huh?

(Silence)

JC: You know what unity is, kids? No, no, no...first, tell me the first two rules...

(Still silence)

Yin Yang: You all forgot? Wow...And some of you were around ever since last year, for the record...Ok, let me refresh you all. The first rule is "Upperclassmen are always right.", & those upperclassmen are your superiors, your officers. Today, that would be us.

Random Peashooter: *whispering to his right* Yeah, right-

JC: *dashes in front of him* You are not allowed to speak, private. You are only to speak when necessary & when the officer wants you to respond.

Yin Yang: Now, you all say it.

(Muffled speech & unsure mutterings of Rule #1)

Yin Yang: You are not f**king talking like the soldiers you're all supposed to be, huh? Well, let's make it f**king clear. You are, of course, supposed to speak with the brave determined tone of a soldier & the first & last words expected to come out of your facial a**es will be "Sir" or "Ma'am", do you understand.

"Yes..."

Yin Yang: Are your brains all f**king muffled up or what? Back then, your parents used to run from bulldozers while doing every single f**king special rifle exhibition while reciting all that we f**king squeezed into their brains. If you people cower before foul language & strict tones now, your a**es would never pull together the s**t you are all supposed to learn. Now, say the f**king first rule!

"Sir, rule number one sir, upperclassmen are right sir!"

Yin Yang: Always right, damn it! You should say it the exact same way I said it! Now, rule #2 is "If you think upperclassmen are wrong, refer to rule number one!". Say it all!

(The kids couldn't say it well. They didn't absorb it clearly.)

Yin Yang: *sigh* We're gonna be burning our hours *flicks flaming whip*...By the end of the session, you are going to repeat all the s**t we will f**king force into your a**es, & your a**es are to spit them out the way we want to hear them! Back to the thing, does anyone know what unity means? *steps in front of a random Nightshade, a second grader* You! What is unity?!

Nightshade: Um...uh-

Yin Yang: You forgot your "sir"!

Nightshade: Sir, it means we're together!

Yin Yang: You forgot it again!

Nightshade: Sir, it means being together sir!

Yin Yang: Well, that's a f**king pathetic way how to think of it. *walks in front of the lines* Unity, people, is more than that. It means "The fault of one is the fault of all", now say it with me!

(And...they flopped it...ba-dum-tss!)

(Road, 8:03 AM. Two boys are crossing the road)

Stan: I really don't know why we have to go to stupid summer class.

Kyle (placeholder...plant not yet decided): Yeah, it's a waste of time.

(A flag (with Nazi swastika) zombie pops out of a manhole behind Kenny, who just drops dead due to a heart attack (plants don't have hearts, but you know what I mean...))

Bill: HEIL HITLER! WHEN ZE FUERHER SAYZ, WE IZ ZE MASTER RACE, WE HEIL, SIEG HEIL, RIGHT IN ZE FUERHER'S FACE!

Stan: Oh my gosh, he killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bast**d!

(And now for the logic breaker. Suddenly, a Predator drops from the sky, impales Bill with his wristblades, & turns invisible, running off with Bill's head...But Bill ain't even worthy prey!)

Eric: *comes from the other side of the road* Hey guys, what did I miss? Oh...screw this, nevermind. *shrugs & walks off, while Kyle & Stan follow him*

(Suburbia Dam, 8:05 AM)

CitroCop: *patrols the walls & sees Nazis, then he rolls in front of them* Freeze. Dead or alive you are coming with me *visor begins glowing white*

(Nazis fire. Thunk, thunk, thunk, of course, the bullets have no effect. CitroCop's visor fires a (Laser Bean PF style) laser (Since the real RoboCop shares the visor of my favorite X-Man Cyclops, I thought it would be awesome if he has heat vision...Although he doesn't, I decided to carry that trait to CitroCop) at the Nazis, & rolls at them. Although crushed, their bones reformed & they got back up again.)