Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-25089892-20140831165533/@comment-17699278-20150323002114

OK, I get you...

Cuke Cake

CLASS: Heavy

RANGE: Multi-Lane

RECHARGE: Mediocre

Dr. Booms send explosive nuts down three different lanes, one lane at a time.

Range Details: can attack targets in the row above or below

Special: may react to certain strong offenses

"Look," says Cuke Cake, "I'm not a donkey and I'm not a RNGesus. You can blow my brain off all you want, but I can't make your wish come true. I don't even know how that story got started."