Talk:Plants vs. Zombies 2/Upcoming content/@comment-4775209-20160128143340/@comment-29310466-20160128144255

[NARRATIVE_DANGER_ROOM_INTRO_MODERN_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{EXCITED:crazydave}Howdy, neighbor! Welcome to Highway to the Danger Room!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_17_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{SAY:winnie}The Dusk Lobber is yet another shadow plant, User Dave.

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_17_INTRO_2] {SAY:winnie}On its own, it lobs exploding projectiles.

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_17_INTRO_3] {SAY:winnie}In its powered state, however, it lobs down three lanes!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_17_INTRO_4] {EXCITED:crazydave}That's a lane for each of my thumbs and noses!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_19_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{SAY:winnie}Escape Root is a tricky plant, User Dave.

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_19_INTRO_2] {SAY:winnie}When threatened, it swaps in an explosive plant!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_19_INTRO_3] {SAY:winnie}And if you tap it, and then another plant, they will switch places!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_19_INTRO_4] {SAY:winnie}You can use Escape Roots to rescue endangered plants!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_19_INTRO_5] {EXCITED:crazydave}Whaaaaa-? Plants can be in-dangered? CALL THE POLICE!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_21_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{SAY:winnie}All-Star Zombies are encroaching, User Dave!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_21_INTRO_2] {SAY:winnie}They tackle and destroy the first plant they encounter!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_21_INTRO_3] {EXCITED:crazydave}I blame the ref!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_22_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{EXCITED:crazydave}Oy howdy! I think it's one of those Beghouled-y grids again, Penny!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_23_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{SAY:winnie}The Grimrose is a shadow plant, User Dave.

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_23_INTRO_2] {SAY:winnie}It drags down a zombie that enters its lane.

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_23_INTRO_3] {SAY:winnie}When powered, it can dispose of three zombies before it expires.

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_23_INTRO_4] {EXCITED:crazydave}That just seems like it's trying too hard!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_24_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie}{EXCITED:crazydave}I hear tiny feet! They're pitter-pattering!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_24_INTRO_2] {SAY:winnie}Engage caution, User Dave. I detect Super-fan Imps ahead!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_24_INTRO_3] {SAY:winnie}Their team spirit is explosive!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_INTRO_2] {SAY:zombossicon}Your reckless pursuit of an already-eaten taco has shattered all of time!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_INTRO_3] {SAY:zombossicon}It falls to me to restore future, now, and past!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_INTRO_4] {NPC_EXIT:zombossicon}{NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie} {SAY:winnie}Can it be true, User Dave?

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_INTRO_5] {SAY:winnie}Has our quest ruptured the timestream itself?

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_INTRO_6] {SAY:crazydave}Allow me to address your concern thusly:

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_INTRO_7] {SAY:crazydave}*ahem*

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_INTRO_8] {EXCITED:crazydave}TACOOOOOOO!!!!!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_OUTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:zombossicon}Fools! Do you not value the validity of time?

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_OUTRO_2] {SAY:zombossicon}Care you not if one moment follows another?

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_OUTRO_3] {SAY:zombossicon}Moron! Ignoramus! Pot-wearer!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_OUTRO_4] {NPC_EXIT:zombossicon}{NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie} {EXCITED:crazydave}It's not a pot, it's a handled basin!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_OUTRO_5] {SAY:winnie}I am concerned, User Dave. What if he speaks true?

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_32_OUTRO_6] {EXCITED:crazydave}I'm too taco-addled to care, Penny! FORWARD!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_33_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:zombossicon}{SAY:zombossicon}I beseech you, time-zippers, you must listen to reason!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_33_INTRO_2] {SAY:zombossicon}Coherence crumbles! Our eras become nonsensical!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_33_INTRO_3] {SAY:zombossicon}Stuff is all jiggy and super wacked-out, like!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_33_INTRO_4] {NPC_EXIT:zombossicon}{NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{EXCITED:crazydave}RELEASE THE SQUIRBOS!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_33_OUTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:zombossicon}I am telling the truth, Insane Dave Person!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_33_OUTRO_2] {SAY:zombossicon}My words are utterly not an attempt to trick you!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_33_OUTRO_3] {SAY:zombossicon}You cannot re-eat a taco! It is impossible!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_33_OUTRO_4] {NPC_EXIT:zombossicon}{NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{EXCITED:crazydave}Imp-possible? I HATE IMPS! WITH A PASSION!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_INTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:zombossicon}{SAY:zombossicon}If you will not listen, then you will be destroyed!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_INTRO_2] {NPC_EXIT:zombossicon}{NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{EXCITED:crazydave}You have no credibility! TACOOOO!!!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_1] {NPC_ENTER:zombossicon}{SAY:zombossicon}David, I implore you! You must give up your hopeless dream of a long-ago taco!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_10] {EXCITED:crazydave}THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY IN MY OR ANYBODY ELSE'S LIFE!!!!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_11] {SAY:winnie}Indeed, perhaps we have misjudged Dr. Zomboss all this time...

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_12] {NPC_EXIT:crazydave}{NPC_EXIT:winnie}{NPC_ENTER:zombossicon} {SAY:zombossicon}Ha ha ha! Perhaps you HAVE misjudged me. Or... perhaps not!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_13] {SAY:zombossicon}I surely have no devious plans for the future! Or... do I?

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_14] {SAY:zombossicon}Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaah! We shall meet again!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_2] {SAY:zombossicon}It is gone, gone forever! But please, in its place, take this!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_3] {NPC_EXIT:zombossicon}{NPC_ENTER:crazydave}{NPC_ENTER:winnie} {SAY:crazydave}!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_4] {SAY:crazydave}!!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_5] {EXCITED:crazydave}!!!!!!!!!!!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_6] {SAY:crazydave}Is that...

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_7] {SAY:crazydave}It can't be...

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_8] {SPECIAL2}{EXCITED:crazydave}A TACO WITH A WAFFLE IN IT!!!!!

[NARRATIVE_MODERN_34_OUTRO_9] {SAY:winnie}I detect high levels of deliciousness, User Dave.