Board Thread:Literature/@comment-26826553-20151113130730/@comment-26826553-20151113133704

(First shot, so this might be pathetic,at least a bit)

Story#1: It's not the game...

(Two arcade players are playing in an open arcade zone (lawn) when one of the gamer's girlfriend storms in)

Glitter Zombie: Ok, make your decision, addict! Your streak in I, Zombie, or me!

(Arcade#1 remains silent & focused on the game)

Glitter Zombie: Ugh, fine! I'm leaving you

(guy is still focused on the game)

Glitter Zombie: Grrr. F*** you boys, you're all so complicated! (storms out)

Arcade#2: Bro, why did you let your girlfriend go? She's as hot as hell, bro! Is it because of your game? A streak of 7586 is very hard to let go, after all...

Arcade#1: Bro, we've spent the last 6 years here out of dedication without even having a break. We both know that breaking the world record is even more important than eating any brains & keeping that stomach good. But bro, I came here not for the game...

Arcade#2: You're kidding me, right? There's no other reason to come here except for beating THE DAMN WORLD RECORD (goes on beast mode on his game)



(Arcade#1 leaves his game, abandoning it for any potential disaster, & approaches Arcade#2)

Arcade#1: I came...for you...(gets too close for comfort to Arcade#2...just see the pic to the right!)

Arcade#2: Oh damn you, you sick f***...You're gonna make me lose the game!