User blog:Lily8763cp/Everything wrong with Jurassic Marsh

And here I am making another of these dumb things. This is a parody of Cinema Sins' everything wrong with series. This time starting Jurassic Marsh.

EVERYTHING WRONG WITH

'''Spoilers! (duh)'''


 * 1) Primal plants are stronger than their modern forms for some reason.
 * 2) Primal Potato Mine is too OP for its sun cost.
 * 3) Primal Sunflower is nightmare fuel.
 * 4) Seed Selection trolls you by only showing 3 dinosaurs when there could be more.
 * 5) Jurassic Bully's almanac says his toughness is machined (which means 90-125 HP) but really has only "dense" health, two levels lower than the marked toughness.
 * 6) Jurassic Bully is for some reason immune to Primal Peashooter's knockback effect.
 * 7) Jurassic Bully isn't immune to Chard Guard's knockback effect.
 * 8) Jurassic Bully isn't immune to Spring Bean's knockback effect.
 * 9) or Hurrikale's knockback effect.
 * 10) Also the reasoning for it being immune to Primal Peashooter's knockback is bulls***.
 * 11) Primal Peashooter's peas can somehow stun zombies.
 * 12) Primal Peashooter's peas can somehow knock back zombies.
 * 13) Raptors are unkillable Breakdancer Zombies.
 * 14) Pterodactyls are unkillable Prospector Zombies.
 * 15) T-Rexs make zombies as fast as the fastest zombie in the game.
 * 16) No special ability zombies in this world.
 * 17) Jurassic Imp-I, Zombie Imp with 1 more HP.
 * 18) Jurassic Gargantuar doesn't die instantly by an Electric Blueberry, proving even more that it's s***.
 * 19) Cold Snapdragon is an ice Snapdragon clone.
 * 20) Grapeshot is a total upgrade of Cherry Bomb.
 * 21) Excavator Zombie somehow isn't immune to the Primal Peashooter's pea effects but is immune to the peas themselves.
 * 22) Yet another shameless Robo-Cone Zombie clone.
 * 23) Jurassic Fossilhead's "fossil" shouldn't even be at the "time period" we're in, for the Triceratops appeared a million years after that time period.
 * 24) But a meteor is told to appear after the zomboss battle, saying that the time period is year the dinosaurs died.
 * 25) Also the day 15 "note" is just a recolored thing from Far Future.
 * 26) The Dinotronic Mechasaur is just a retextured Dark Dragon.
 * 27) Also dear lord that "roar" coming out of it.
 * 28) Ankylosaurses are unkillable and buffed Mecha-football Zombies.
 * 29) Also they have an odd weakness to Spikeweed's family.
 * 30) Perfume-shroom takes too long to recharge.
 * 31) Day 27 is literally a cakewalk with the already mentioned OP Primal Potato Mine.
 * 32) Zombies appear even though humans don't exist yet.
 * 33) Cold Snapdragon is somehow immune to freezing while other ice plants aren't immune.
 * 34) Also it's plant food look is nightmare fuel.
 * 35) Cold Snapdragon's old entry said something happened between Snapdragon and Cold Snapdragon a long time ago, uh...what happened?
 * 36) Grapeshot costs $6.99
 * 37) Spa-boom, Wa-pow and Buh-blam.
 * 38) The trailer with Grapeshot lacks its leaf...for some reason.

TBA