Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20161202203507/@comment-33161724-20161204222107

Lily8763cp wrote: FelipeGames2000 wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: FelipeGames2000 wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: FelipeGames2000 wrote: Super Brainz, I've heard that you think that you're starring an 80's action movie. Well... prepare to have your mind blown...

Captain Cannon: Blown? *grabs a bomb to blow up SB's head*

Me: NOT THAT KIND OF MIND BLOWN!

Captain Cannon: ok :( Super Brainz:Huh? What do you mean? I've been in a ton of action movies. Aren't they great?

Captain Cannon:Er...yeah... I didn't said that your movies are bad. I need to tell you the truth. The truth is: There is no movie. *MIND BLOWN!!!*

Just kidding. If someone was filming you or something, I don't know. But everything was real. Everything you fought, everyone you hurt, all the danger you've been through was real. I'm not trying to make you confused nor scared for life, er, unlife, but I just can't live without letting you know (for some reason). The plants, unlike of what you think, are defending the humans and the zombies (at least most of them) are evil and wants to kill every plant and eat the brains of the humanity. We fight for our freedom (yes, I am a human), and I am basically sacrificing my life to tell you the truth about your li... you unlife and now I will give you 4 options:

1. stop focusing on being the coolest guy and be the hero you are supposed to be by helping plants and humans

2. change your hobby of being a hero and become a villian

3. stop trying to hurt inocent plants and try to save your undead friends if they need

4. forget everything that I say and keep being the same Super Brainz as always (not recommended, but I'm pretty much sure that you will chose this option) Super Brainz:Well...they're threats. Have you seen how many plants have tried to kill harmless or innocent zombies? A lot. And I am a hero! Humans are the bad guys! They need to die eventually, it's the circle of life, we're just trying to give their corpse use! Scientist! Tell him he's crazy!

Scientist:... Wait, what?! No! We... I... Bu... Look, the reason why we (sometimes) do that is because we lived on a... well... uhh... look, zombies are undead humans, undead humans are living humans who died once and came back to life (I guess) and we are fighting against you because the zombies started the war. They tried to eat innocent humans. The plants were created by Crazy Dave to deffend ourselves from the zombies! The problem is, the zombies attacked the plants and the humans so many times that, right now, nobody believes on them! I am an exeption. I am not going to fight against you guys (as long as you don't attempt to eat me). I am just trying to... uhh... Scientist, Captain Cannon, back me up here... Super Brainz:...

Scientist:I've been telling them they're the good guys. If they hear this kind of stuff, they just...well, freak out for the most part.

Super Brainz, listen! Youre a hero to the zombies!that's all you really need to be! And you've got your own fantical horde of rabid fans! You matter to the people! The undead people! Now go get those weeds!

To scientist: hopefully that pep talk helps .w.