Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151119160845/@comment-26826553-20151210120747

Terminator: Relax, it's in its cage...

(F***ing slender carnivorous bull breaks out)

Dynamo Jack: And now it's not...

Superbean: Crude camouflage...but nah, still visible.

Agent K: For a bull, it's f***ing slow...And it has stupid chameleon cloak-up powers too!

Terminator: Why run when you can (pepper appears in his hand) exercise in place? HEY SOLDIER, WHERE ARE YOUR MANNERS?! DROP DOWN & GIVE ME FIFTY!!!

(Lobs a pepper at the scavenger's legs, causing it to crash to the ground. It then tries to raise itself up, first with its puny arms, then its tail, which it keeps trying to swish downward in an attempt to shift its weight to the back, to no avail. It then tries to run forward, its whole upper half lawnmowing the ground)

Terminator: A**hole...(jumps next to the Carnotaurus's tail) Bad boy, get back...

(The Carnotaurus roars in protest, but it cannot resist the pepper's pull, who then flings it back into its enclosure)

Terminator: That's it, turn the volts back on!

(The Carnotaurus is zapped to sleep, then the fence is reconstructed)

Terminator: No wonder...this place doesn't pay its bills well...