User blog:GamesterD/Plants Vs. Zombies 2 Saga:Wild West

Please read the first and second one. Also check out Lily's GW version here.

​Plot

 * In the middle of the time stream...*

Peashooter:*Talking to Crazy Dave*So, we'll be going to some place called the Wild West huh?

Crazy Dave:Gribi Broo Baco!(Translation:Yep.)

Peashooter:Sweet! *Runs to Penny's closet and comes back with a cowboy hat*Always wanted to go to Western Times.

Wall-nut:Umm...are you sure about that?

Peashooter:Yeah, why?

Wall-nut:*Tries to speak, but looks like he's going to explode*

Potato Mine:I think that he's alergic to whips.

Peashooter:O__O. Okay. Where's Sunflower?

Potato Mine:Think she went to find Crazy Dave.

Wall-nut:*Catches breath*So, when are we going?

Peashooter:From Penny's clock, I say about...right now!


 * Penny shoots into a portal with a zombie with a cowboy hat on it*

Penny :We have arrived at the Wild West.

Peashooter:Wow.

Sunflower:*Comes out of the door*What?

Wall-nut:That.

Sunflower:Huh?

Peashooter:We're in the middle of a giant rock surrounded with cacti.

Sunflower:Oh.*Suddenly, a whip comes and wraps Sunflower up. Umm...help.*Gets flung away*

Peashooter:No.*Grabs onto Sunflower at the last second and gets pulled as well*

Potato Mine:*Shellshocked*Should we tell Dave?

Wall-nut:Let's just stare in amazment for little while.

Potato Mine:K.


 * Meanwhile...*

Peashooter:Don't worry Sunflower, I will hang on no matter what.

Sunflower:*Looking forward*Will those 10,000 cacti stop you?

Peashooter:WHAT?!!?*Gets hit by all of the cacti*Ouch, well things couldn't get worse.

Sunflower:Except those 300,000 sticks of dynamite.

Peashooter:DAMMI...*Gets blown up but still hangs on*Well that's over.

Sunflower:Now we're about to crash towards an army of zombies.

Peashooter:*Eye twitches a lot before crashing into the army*

Cowboy Zombie:*Recovering from getting rammed*Dam nabbit. Gotta call the Z-Bull to settle these plant rascals.

Pianist Zombie:Wanna here to my music?

Cowboy Zombie:NO!


 * At Penny...*

Wall-nut:...and that's what happened!

Potato Mine:Can you help Crazy Dave?

Crazy Dave:*Picking his nose*Grabba Glooboo Rabba Piky.(Translation:Sorry, I forgot what happened 5 minutes ago.)

Wall-nut:Screw it. Point is, can you find Peashooter and Sunflower?

Crazy Dave:Pinty Ponky Dorby!(Translation:Yeah, and I did it cause I'm CRAZY!)


 * Meanwhile again...*

Sunflower:Hey, I think we're slowing down.

Peashooter:*Has a black eye and broken leaf*Yeah.*Slams into a wooden pole* We're here?

???:Yep.

Sunflower:*Removes rope*Who are you?

???:My name is Pea Pod, and I have 5 heads.

Peashooter:We noticed. Can we go now?

Pea Pod:Absalutley not. You see, I want this plant as my own.

Sunflower:No, I'm with him.

Pea Pod:Ah man. Well, you may look at my ranch. We just got new recruits.

Peashooter:*Looking suspicious*And give us an example.

Pea Pod:Some red plant named Jalapaneo.

Peashooter:*Gets a little better*Then let Sunflower see them and get me healed.

Pea Pod:Sure. Lightnging Reed! Come here to heal this pea plant.


 * A plant shaped as a lightning bolt comes*

Lightning Reed :Sure boss.*Zaps Peashooter with a lot of elecricity*Also this is how we heal our guests.

Sunflower:ARE YOU MAD!??!

Lightning Reed:Nope. He'll be fine with Chili Bean. Where is the little rascal anyway?

Chili Bean:Here!*Farts on Peashooter causing an explosion*

Sunflower:WHAT THE **** DID YOU DO TO PEASHOOTER?!!?


 * Suddenly, Peashooter comes completly healed*

Peashooter:I feel great. Some weird treatment. Thanks.

Chili Bean and Lightning Reed:Your welcome.

Sunflower:So Pea Pod, can we see the new recruits?

Pea Pod:Sure.*Opens a door pooring in some plants*Let me introduce to you to...

Peashooter:Split Pea, Torchwood, Jalapaneo, Melon-pult, Tall-nut, Winter Melon, and Imitater.

Sunflower:We know them, they were with us at the present.

Lightning Reed:You came from the future. Cool.

Split Pea:It's nice to see Peashooter again, but I have intel that two figures are about to burst throught the doo...


 * The door suddenly burst open with Wall-nut and Potato Mine both armed with mallets.*

Wall-nut and Potato Mine:GET AWAY FROM OUR FRIENDS YOU WEIRDOS!*Crashes towards Pea Pod where they fight*

Peashooter:Rolling his eyes*Both of you, the other is friendly.

Wall-nut, Potato Mine, and Pea Pod:What?


 * After 3 minutes of explaining*

Wall-nut:Oh, sorry Pea Pod.

Pea Pod:That's OK. Now I see that two zombies are outside, one that looks like a pirate.

Torchwood:I'll go check on them.*Walks outside*

Chili Bean:Is he going to be OK?

Tall-nut:He's made of freaking fire. Of course he'll be OK.


 * But...*

Torchwood:Oww...

Zombie:Good job Pirate Captain knocking out Torchwood.

Pirate Captain Zombie:Thanks matey. Now let's bust this bull gate open according to that cowboy zombie.

Zombie:Whethever. I'll borrow some stick of dynamite from that zombie there.(Points to a Prospector Zombie).


 * Zombie goes and steals the dynamite from the Prospector Zombie and blows up the pen.*

Zombie:We should leave now.

Pirate Captain Zombie:We should, your right laddy.*Both zombies leave the scene as a bull goes crazy*

To be continued