User:Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls

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Jackninja5DipperGravityFalls is a bureaucrat, joke writer and social critic. He has joined the wiki on May 29, 2012, the day after he joined Wikia.

Poll
I actually have plans to resign by around mid-2017 or early 2018. I have not made my mind up yet but I am wondering what everyone else thinks.

Should I resign? Yes, you are corrupt! Yes, you can if you want to. No but it's your choice. No, you stay! No, we need you! D: Meh! Who are you? I would vote but your mind hasn't been made up yet. Invalid votes

Friends

 * Big plants fan - Was my best friend in my early days.
 * MeVsZombiesMeWin - He may not be the "nicest" guy but he is funny and he has been nice to me.
 * Hoanganhminh - MVZMW's best friend in real life and a really good friend in my early days.
 * Someone456 - Pretty much my best friend here. Great guy to work with on images (mentioned on his userpage).
 * Punjipoyjeenponja - Friend from PVZCC
 * Moon Snail - Early friend
 * Wintermelon43 - A good old friend, although I usually correct his grammar. :P
 * The Plant Master - Friend from Club Penguin Wiki.
 * Repeater1919 - Early friend
 * SuperGuy8 - First friend here.
 * BLACK OUT - One of my first friends here and
 * MignightHawk - Miss him. He was one of the best.
 * Brainulator9 - Like Someone, Brainulator is a great bureaucrat here.
 * Milesprower2 - A friend in 2013.
 * ProcastinatorMan - An early friend.
 * Starfruity - I don't like Starfruits too much but Starfruity is a pretty good bureaucrat.
 * DeathZombi - One of my best friends. BTW, he used to be FarmerZombi.
 * - Great fellow bureaucrat, although he forces me to do all of the MediaWiki stuff.
 * - Really funny.
 * - Became a friend last year.
 * ,, - Good users
 * - Fellow Gravity Falls fan
 * - I love oreos as well. :P

Neutral

 * Everyone else?

Enemies

 * Spammers and vandals - Unless they improve their behaviour.
 * - Massive spammer.
 * - I know it's the law but he was a bit excessive with rattling out underaged users while also being underaged.

Favourite

 * Torchwood - Set things on FIRE! >:D
 * Repeater - Used in a lot of my strategies.
 * Gatling Pea - The reason Repeater is used a lot.
 * Peashooter - The thing Repeater replaces.
 * Melon-pult - My counterpart of Repeaters on the Roof.
 * Bloomerang - (not related to Repeater) More effective than Fume-shrooms.
 * Winter Melon - Gatling Pea counterpart.
 * Magnet-shroom - Weakens otherwise threatening zombies.
 * Spikerock - Awesome!
 * Gloom-shroom - It might look useless but when combined with a Pumpkin, it kills zombies very quickly.
 * Aspearagus - Very useful plant in my opinion.

Least Favourite

 * Chomper - No one can possibly eat that slowly.
 * Starfruit - Personally I find them to be completely useless except for some instances in Level 4-10 and obviously the mini-game, Seeing Stars.
 * Spikeweed - The upgrade is awesome but I really don't like the downgrade because it is just weak against Gargantuars and Zombonis.
 * Gold Magnet - Only one use: gold farming. Weakens an awesome plant. Honestly this is more of a downgrade than an upgrade.
 * Garlic - Completely useless. Besides they never get the zombies to go to the lane I prefer.
 * Marigold - Only useful in real life. I mean if you had these, we could solve the problem of robots replacing people in some jobs. However, in the game, it doesn't help besides giving me silver coins.
 * Cattail - Another upgrade that seems like a downgrade. It's like the Starfruit and destroys the purpose of Lily Pads.

Favourite

 * Digger Zombie - Thankfully won't kill me and is very useful in I, Zombie.
 * Pogo Zombie - I swear that's the same guy as the Newspaper Zombie and it finally has an actual weapon.
 * Dancing Zombie - In the old version, it was Michael Jackson.

Least Favourite

 * Gargantuar - VERY dangerous!
 * Dolphin Rider Zombie - Always makes strategies harder.
 * Ladder Zombie - Screws me over almost every time.
 * Gatling Pea Zombie - A plant I really love is used against me.
 * Explorer Zombie - Keeps burning my plants.
 * Chicken Wrangler Zombie and Zombie Chicken - Collectively screw me over.

Pages I created

 * Plants vs. Zombies
 * ZomBotany/Strategies
 * Stop Zombie Mouth!
 * The Putrid Posse
 * Barrel Zombie
 * Burt
 * Vegemight
 * Uncle Sunnybags
 * Zombucks
 * Gem (PvZA)
 * The Boonies
 * Dire Spires
 * Cadaver Cavern
 * Sweaty Palms
 * U of Z
 * Frostbite Falls
 * Mildew Meadow
 * Zombie Zapper
 * Look Ma, No Hands!
 * One-Trick Pony
 * Perfection
 * Power Surge
 * Scouter
 * Plants (PvZA)
 * The Chilly Lot
 * The Workshop Lot
 * The Plantagon Lot
 * The Cafe Lot
 * Bloomerang
 * Bonk Choy
 * Coconut Cannon
 * Penny
 * Zombies (PvZ: GW)
 * Plants (PvZ: GW)
 * Bonk Choy (PvZ: GW)
 * Ice Cactus
 * Ice Pea
 * Scaredy-shroom (PvZ: GW)
 * Fire Pea
 * Potato Mine (PvZ: GW)
 * Spikeweed (PvZ: GW)
 * Burrow
 * Heal Beam
 * Chili Bean Bomb
 * Tallnut Battlement
 * Sunbeam
 * Goop
 * Hyper
 * Twin Heal Flower
 * Browncoat Zombie
 * Powder Keg
 * Zombie Defense
 * Player's House - Day 4/Gallery
 * Level 1-2/Gallery
 * Level 1-1/Gallery
 * Gatling Pea (PvZ: AS)
 * Magnet-shroom (PvZ: AS)
 * Melon-pult (PvZ: AS)
 * Repeater (PvZ: AS)
 * Twin Sunflower (PvZ: AS)
 * Coconut Cannon (PvZ: AS)
 * Lightning Reed (PvZ: AS)
 * Coffee Bean (PvZ: AS)
 * Bloomerang (PvZ: AS)
 * Cob Cannon (PvZ: AS)
 * Winter Melon (PvZ: AS)
 * Torchwood (PvZ: AS)
 * Hypno-shroom (PvZ: AS)
 * Marigold (PvZ: AS)
 * Tall-nut (PvZ: AS)
 * Plantern (PvZ: AS)
 * Magnifying Grass (PvZ: AS)
 * White Radish (PvZ: AS)
 * Flower Pot (PvZ: AS)
 * Last Stand II (Kongfu World)
 * Last Stand III (Kongfu World)
 * Air Raid III
 * Air Raid II
 * Air Raid I
 * Ancient Egypt - Day 13 (Chinese version)
 * Ancient Egypt - Day 14 (Chinese version)
 * Pirate Seas - Day 11 (Chinese version)
 * Pirate Seas - Day 12 (Chinese version)
 * Pirate Seas - Day 13 (Chinese version)
 * Pirate Seas - Day 14 (Chinese version)
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 2
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 3
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 4
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 5
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 6
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 7
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 8
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 9
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 10
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 11
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 12
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 13
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 14
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 15
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 16
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 17
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 18
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 19
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 20
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 21
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 22
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 23
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 24
 * The Great Wall of China - Day 25
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 1
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 2
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 3
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 4
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 5
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 6
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 7
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 8
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 9
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 10
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 11
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 12
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 13
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 14
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 15
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 16
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 17
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 18
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 1
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 2
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 3
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 4
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 5
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 6
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 7
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 8
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 9
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 10
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 11
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 12
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 13
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 14
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 15
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 16
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 17
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 18
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 19
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 20
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 21
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 22
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 23
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 24
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 25
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 26
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 27
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 28
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 29
 * Ancient Egypt (PvZ: AS) - Day 30
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 1
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 2
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 3
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 4
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 5
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 6
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 7
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 8
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 9
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 10
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 11
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 12
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 13
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 14
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 15
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 16
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 17
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 18
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 19
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 20
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 21
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 22
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 23
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 24
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 25
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 26
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 27
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 28
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 29
 * Pirate Seas (PvZ: AS) - Day 30
 * Wild West (PvZ: AS) - Day 7
 * Wild West (PvZ: AS) - Day 8
 * Wild West (PvZ: AS) - Day 9
 * Cold Snapdragon/Gallery
 * Grimrose/Gallery