User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 6: Sickly Snaggles

Please read any of the previous episodes if you haven't read them already, starting with the first one.

"Episode"

 * *Episode starts with Foot Soldier doing some target practice in the Crazy Targets in the sewers when suddenly a static comes from his pocket*
 * Foot Soldier: *takes out a Walkie-talkie from his pocket* Hello? Who is this?
 * Scientist: *voice is heard from the walkie-talkie* Foot Soldier? *quick burst of static* Connect to the right one? *quick burst of static* Got to make better versions of these...*quick burst of static* ...go to Deadbeard's ship *quick burst of static* he's losing it. *quick burst of static* BYE *Foot Soldier turns off his walkie-talkie*
 * Foot Soldier:Deadbeard's Ship? What's going on there? Is that shark finally needing water? Well, I should head over there.
 * Intercom: Hey! You going to finish this or not?
 * Foot Soldier:Oh! Uh...right! *fires at the two remaining targets* There...NOW I was head over there.
 * *Scene cuts to Scientist holding his head in anger as Captain Deadbeard is banging his head and crying*
 * Foot Soldier: *walks in* Ok...what is going on here...
 * Scientist:"Snaggles" the shark is sick.
 * Foot Soldier:...that's it? A little sick and Deadbeard over here is crying?
 * Captain Deadeard:ME JUST LOVE SNAGGLES OK MATEY? Almost as much as me precious Squawk! *The Parrot Pal suddenly glares at him* ...Hey! Almost ok?
 * Scientist:That, and he's looking really green and his teeth are starting to mold out, I'm no Marine Biologist, but that's not normal.
 * Foot Soldier:So, what do we do huh?
 * Scientist:I don't know! Maybe get an actual Marine Biologist?
 * Foot Soldier:Yeah, and where do we find one of those?
 * Captain Deadbeard:Actually, there's one nearby, FIND HIM PLEASE!
 * Foot Soldier:Ok! Ok! Fine! I'll help a shark that could eat us if it wanted to! *Scientist and Captain Deadbeard glare at him* What?
 * Scientist:I never would've thought you were able to say something insensitive. Well, anyways, *points at Captain Deadbeard* you can look at your dying pet while Foot Soldier and I look for this Marine Biologist, got it?
 * Captain Deadbeard:Of course I would've leave me dear Snaggles! *kisses Snaggles on the nose*
 * Scientist:Uh...yeah...let's go...
 * *Scene cuts to the docks, where tons of zombies and plants are carrying cargo, with some plants and zombies fighting for cargo*
 * Foot Soldier:Alright then...is anyone named "Marine Biologist" or is a Marine Biologist around here?
 * Scuba Soldier:I saw one around here, but he's currently handling a "Shrimp".
 * Foot Soldier:A little shrimp? *sweating* Not that I have a problem with that.
 * Scientist:Where is this "Marine Biologist"?
 * Scuba Soldier: *points to the left* Over there, *screen shifts to a giant pirate ship* by the giant pirate ship.
 * Foot Soldier:Ok! Thanks for the help! *runs off, with Scientist following close behind*
 * Scuba Soldier:Oh no problem! ...now if someone helps me with my gnome problem, that'd be great.
 * *Scene cuts to Foot Soldier just beginning to stop at the pirate ship, and Scientist trips and falls into the water close-by*
 * Foot Soldier:Uh, you ok?
 * Scientist: *starts swimming to shore* Yeah, I'm fine, just a warping error, that's all.
 * Foot Soldier:Well, is there a Marine Biologist here now? *looks around to see a zombie with aquatic gear working on an Imp in a shrimp costume*
 * Marine Biologist:and I suggest next time, bring an actual aquatic animal as well, ok? I mean, yes, I'm a Marine Biologist, but unless you spend all your time in the sea, see a vet...or doctor, ok?
 * S.H.R.IMP:Ok! Thanks mister Marine Biologist! Sorry about that, I'm getting in the character of a shrimp.
 * Scientist:...the "shrimp" that Scuba Soldier said we being worked on was a cosplaying Imp?
 * S.H.R.IMP: *walks by Scientist* Hello there mister Scientist! I'll be going back to water duty now!
 * Scientist:I...I DIDN'T ASSIGN THAT! IT WAS PROBABLY ZOMBOSS! Crazy Imps...
 * Marine Biologist:Uh, instead of dissing on my patients, do you have anything important to ask me?
 * Foot Soldier:Oh! Mister Marine Biologist! We have a dying shark you need to examine!
 * Marine Biologist:Ok, where is he?
 * Scientist:Uh...stuck in Captain Deadbeard's ship...
 * Marine Biologist:Without water? That's the problem.
 * Scientist:No, I can tell it's way more, can you please come with us for a bit?
 * Marine Biologist:Hm...ok. Only because both you and Deadbeard are really high ranked, otherwise I'd say the lack of water is the problem.
 * Foot Soldier:Thank you mister! To the waterless and dying shark! ...you know, that does sound like the problem now that I say it out loud.
 * *Scene cuts to Marine Biologist examining Snaggles in Captain Deadbeard's ship*
 * Marine Biologist:Ok, lack of water clearly isn't a problem, this thing has somehow grown lungs. However, everything in it looks a sick, slimy green, as well as *pulls out a slimy coin* these gold coins being inside of him...for some reason.
 * Captain Deadbeard:What? I give me scurvy Snaggles a "rich meal"!
 * Scientist:And you just gave rich meal a new meaning...
 * Marine Biologist:Hm...*licks a bit of the slime off the coin* Yep, your Snaggles got poisoned.
 * Foot Soldier:Uh...so you just drank some poison...
 * Marine Biologist:Just a little doesn't hurt, but as much as Snaggles got, it's a miracle he's alive currently.
 * Captain Deadbeard:But...but who would poison me lovely Snaggles? Only I feed him!
 * Scientist: *looking at a camera* We could find out, ok, Foot Soldier, you stay here with these two and do whatever Marine Biologist says, I'll look at the footage.
 * Foot Soldier: *salutes* Ok sir Scientist!
 * Marine Biologist:How convenient! I needed help to get a brew to help cure Snaggles!
 * Foot Soldier:Really? What are we waiting for then? Let's go!
 * Marine Biologist:Well...*grabs some fish from the table* I need to use these, ok Deadbeard? *begins putting them into his dolphin gun*
 * Captain Deadbeard:But...I didn't answer matey! ...but ok, fine.
 * *Scene cuts to Marine Biologist and Foot Soldier looking around the park*
 * Foot Soldier:Why are we here?
 * Marine Biologist:The brewer is close by.
 * Foot Soldier:Well, where are they? *looks around to see a Druid Rose holding a potion* No...we aren't...
 * Marine Biologist:Yep! We usually trade brews and medicine between each other, we're on good terms, don't worry.
 * Foot Soldier:Really? I find that hard to believe.
 * Marine Biologist: *in an irritated tone* Not ALL of us plants and zombies are fighting for full control you know. Around now is a good time for peace, because both sides have half. Full control isn't fun for the other group, just abuse and homelessness. You really fight for that?
 * Foot Soldier:I...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to aggravate you. Just, my experience with plants are different than yours.
 * Marine Biologist: *walking towards the Druid Rose* Hello there again "Druid", *takes out a bottle with a greenish substance in it* Here's the Imp barf you wanted, I got it recently so it's really fresh.
 * Druid Rose:Thanks, I need it for a different potion. *shows the potion she's holding, which has a bluish substance in it* You need this, right?
 * Marine Biologist:Correct *both of them swap their potions* thank you for your service.
 * Druid Rose:And thank you for your service. Wait a minute, you need help with this shark?
 * Marine Biologist:Well...*looks at Foot Soldier and awaits a decision* I need to hear what my friend has to say.
 * Foot Soldier:Me? *thinks in his head "I dislike plants! But...if I don't accept...I'll just make this guy even angrier. Well, this plant doesn't seem bad, I guess I'll say yes. If anything goes wrong, it's my fault."* Why not? The more the merrier! Am I right?
 * Marine Biologist: *smiles before talking* Well, I think that's a yes then! We might need a wizard to help!
 * *Scene cuts to Scientist looking for the camera footage*
 * Scientist:Come on...where is when the dang shark gets poisoned? *accidently changes the camera to Captain Deadbeard's bed...where he sees Captain Deadbeard sleeping with a Rose plushie* Uh...gross...*changes camera back to the correct camera, to see a spiky figure in the room* HUH?!?! Cactus? No...that can't be Cactus...
 * *The camera shows the Cactus figure, who has what seems to have spiky hair with purple orbs on it and a black jacket, walking towards Snaggles, and then takes out some poisonous peas out of a bottle and force-feeds it to Snaggles. The figure then laughs then the camera statics for a quick second, which then shows one of the Cactus' spiky hands disabling the camera by smashing it*
 * Scientist:AHA! A CACTUS POISONED IT! ...but...why would they...? *sigh* I hate when people don't say their plans out loud, no matter how much it angers others, especially if it's recording for *looks ahead of themselves* ... a show...*quickly looks back to the camera* Yeah...I should stop talking and get back to Deadbeard.
 * *Scene cuts to Captain Deadbeard hugging Snaggles*
 * Captain Deadbeard:Don't worry Snaggles, me mateys will come and save you! *a door creaks* Who's there?
 * Foot Soldier:Hey, it's us, we got the brew...*Druid Rose walks in* and someone else to help!
 * Captain Deadbeard: *jumps back and holds up his spyglass* ARE YE CRAZY!?!? WHY DID YE BRING IN A SCURVY PLANT!?!?
 * Marine Biologist:Listen, she's my friend and her only intention here is to help Snaggles, no harm will be done.
 * Captain Deadbeard:...ok then. I trust you matey...even if this lass is a plant.
 * Druid Rose:Ok, Foot Soldier *gives him a bit of the brew* Drink this.
 * Foot Soldier:Uh... *looks at the brew* this doesn't look too safe...
 * Druid Rose:Oh, don't worry, we will too. *drinks the brew and starts glowing* Quick! Drink it and jump into Snaggles *jumps in Snaggle's mouth*
 * Foot Soldier:WHAT?!?! *Marine Biologist forces him to drink the brew, grabs his hand and both jump in Snaggles*
 * *Scene cuts to Foot Soldier waking up, just to see goo has dropped on him*
 * Foot Soldier:EW! GROSS! Where are we?
 * Marine Biologist:The brew worked! We are inside of Snaggles!
 * Foot Soldier:WHAT?!?! WHY WOULD WE BE SNAGGLES?
 * Druid Rose:We're getting rid of the problem, that easy!
 * Foot Soldier:By walking in his insides? I don't see how this will work...
 * Druid Rose:Oh, we've done this like, 7 other times! This works great!
 * Foot Soldier: *begins to get greener* Urp...ok then...I believe in you...though I might sick...
 * Marine Biologist:LOOK! *points at slime shaped like Weeds* This must be the problem!
 * Druid Rose:Why? *suddenly, the slime begins to move and starts spitting around the place* Ok...that's gross...and that must be how the poison is spreading! They're creating more slime! *hears a barfing sound* ...who was that?
 * Foot Soldier: *holding his head* Ugh...yours truly...*shakes his head* Ok! I'm ready to take down that slime! *all three of them start attack the slime weeds, defeating them with little problem, when suddenly, a slimy chili bean bomb is fired*
 * Marine Biologist:WATCH OUT! *all three get away from the bomb before it explodes, but it leaves an explosive mess of slime all of all three of them* Sick...*begins to wipe slime off himself*
 * Druid Rose:What did that? *sees Foot Soldier worrying and pointing ahead of him* What? *looks to what he's seeing* Oh my...
 * *Camera turns to a slimy Toxic Pea, who's toxic mask is also made of slime*
 * Marine Biologist:That must be the main source!
 * Foot Soldier:Maybe. *suddenly, static comes from his pocket and he takes out his walkie-talkie* Uh...whoever this is, now is not the time.
 * Scientist: *on his walkie-talkie* Listen, I can barely hear you in Snaggles, but I know what happened to him!
 * Foot Soldier:Uh... *trying to avoid toxic and slimy peas while talking* Can we talk later?
 * Scientist:But this is important! A cactus! A cactus used a poisonous pea to poison Snaggles!
 * Druid Rose:Yeah, we found that out.
 * Scientist:...a female zombie? Where did you find her?
 * Druid Rose:Oh, I'm just a plant helping out, but another plant poisoned this poor pirate's shark? That's sad and horrible, even by both plant or zombie standards.
 * Scientist:HUH?!?!
 * Foot Soldier: *sweating* Don't worry about it! We're about to take down the problem! See ya! *turns off Walkie-talkie* That was close...
 * Druid Rose:Your friend must really hate plants huh?
 * Foot Soldier:My "friend" is the second in command in Zomboss' army, with Zomboss being the first.
 * Druid Rose: *shrugs* Still, well, some zombies are just like that, I know plants like that too, don't worry.
 * Foot Soldier:Well...*aims ZPG at the slimy Toxic Pea* I almost got this guy down. *fires the ZPG, exploding the Toxic Pea into a huge slimy mess* and...there goes my appetite for 2 weeks...
 * Marine Biologist:Good job team! We cured Snaggles! Well...*looks at slime* not really...we just stopped the slime from multiplying.
 * Druid Rose:Watch this! *wand begins to glow* SLIMA TELEPORTA! *all the slime goes away* There!
 * Marine Biologist:Oh...cool! *begins to glow and grow* Oh! We're starting to grow again! Let's get of here!
 * *Scene cuts back to Scientist and Captain Deadbeard, in which Deadbeard is worrying while Scientist's face is by Snaggle's mouth*
 * Scientist:Come on...where is there a plant? *gets hit in the face by Foot Soldier as he launches out, with Marine Biologist and Druid Rose following close behind* OUCH! Oh! You guys are back and...*notices the Druid Rose* you...
 * Captain Deadbeard: *holds Scientist back* Woah woah woah! This lass helped save me shark's life! Give her respect!
 * Scientist:...a...a plant helped us?
 * Druid Rose:Yeah? So?
 * Scientist:I am just surprised, that all.
 * Captain Deadbeard: *lets go of Scientist and runs to Snaggles, who now looks the way its supposed to* Oh Snaggles! Sweet sweet Snaggles! You're all ok! *kisses Snaggles* Oh I love ye! *The Parrot Pal lands on Captain Deadbeard's hat and begins pecking at him* Oh don't worry Squawk, *pets "Squawk"* I love you too.
 * Marine Biologist:Well, *looks at Druid Rose* our job is done here. You know, why don't we have a vet service, both of us?
 * Foot Soldier:That's a great idea! I'm sure you two will do great!
 * Marine Biologist:Thanks. *whispers to Foot Soldier* and I hope you learned something today. *both Marine Biologist and Druid Rose leave the ship*
 * Captain Deadbeard:Thank you two mateys for helping to save me Snaggles! You two are great!
 * Scientist:Oh, no problem at all!
 * *Scene cuts to a glowing wand, which flashes gray every couple of seconds, before being grabbed by someone*
 * ???:Hm...vhis vooks interesting...
 * *End of episode*

Trivia

 * This episode is based off on of Ol' Deadbeard's quests, which involved getting a Marine Biologist to help cure his pet Snaggles, which also involved the player and the Marine Biologist shrink.
 * The episode conforms zombies can barf.
 * This is the second episode featuring mainly zombies.
 * However, a Druid Rose, who's neutral on the war, is also featured.
 * As seen in the episode, any plant not involved in the Zomboss army or in L.E.A.F. are actually in peace.
 * This is mentioned a couple times, as it begins to make a character question their allegiance.
 * The Cactus who poisoned Snaggles seems to possibly be Future Cactus. (Is she not who she seems?)