Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151115034659/@comment-26826553-20151120044953

Pepper-pult: You know what would be good? What would be good is a bottle - no, rather, gallon, gallon of Tequila...Violet, just stay with Mr. Clark.

Violet: (melancholic) Ok, dad...

Laser Bean: G-g-g-get me a whisky, mate!

Pepper-pult: Whatever, fine, a whisky I will buy as well, then...

Fire Peashooter: (grabs the Terminator) No way, bud. Don't be a bad example for your child. You don't want her to grow up thinking of you as a brutal drunk.

Pepper-pult: Heck, it will take thousands of years before she matures. And by that time, she will understand...

Fire Peashooter: Ok, bud, would you want your child to think of you as just a random adult in her life? Would you want her to think of you as an absentee father?

Pepper-pult: Grrr...fine. I'll stay...Hey, amigo! Get me some Tequila & a whiskey for my friend here...

Violet: Dad, I'm thirsty.

Pepper-pult: And a bottle of water for the girl. That's an order, soldier!

Mag. Grass#7: Sir, yes sir! (walks off)