Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151119160845/@comment-26826553-20151217060958

DatDramaPlant wrote: Fire Peashooter: Let's just say an energy shield comes in handy. Terminator: You know what, it's a good thing you have that shield...

Dynamo Jack: Yeah, you could have been rap- (gets punched in the face by the Terminator before he could complete the word)

Terminator: It's a good thing that s***-head is terminated...What the...(starts sniffing in the air)...what the f***...it's been a long time when I smelled s*** like that...smells like an Anky butt...

Superbean: that's because it IS an Anky butt!

(sure enough, an Ankylosaurus 20 feet away was eyeing them hungrily)

Agent K: (puts on gas mask) Well, f*** this s***...

Dynamo Jack: What? The air is safe & very clean! (takes a deep breath)

Superbean: You sick f***...

Terminator: You gotta be f***ing kidding me...So, is the park reconstructed, or have we accidentally travelled back in time? Because I don't recall the air smelling THIS fresh. I mean, it's been 65 million years since the air was THIS fresh & full of oxygen...& f***ing Ankylosaurus fart.

(Violet wakes up)

Violet: Daddy...(her pupils shrink,breath shortens, & she begins shaking & suffocating) D-d-dad!!! I can't breathe! I can't breathe! (begins coughing)

Terminator: She's not used to this s***! Hey, K, you have a spare mask?!

Agent K: This one will do! (tosses it forward)

Terminator: Breathe little one! (caps Violet's face with the mask) Now, breathe in, breathe out. There ought to be a f***ing AIR FILTER HERE!!!