Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-2189621-20170216011719/@comment-24998461-20170219113123

Ok, so it's been a long time, and I should probably tell you guys the truth.

I hadn't been hit with a Cosmog ray.

I am a Cosmog.

It was a long time ago, when-

???: WE INTURUPT THIS BORING BACKSTORY TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE DARK STAR.


 * tv turns on*

Dark Star: Wait, are we live? YES? Uh... *cough* Hello. You little users have been messing up my plans like a cloud of smoke getting in my eyes. Even though I don't have eyes... I think... Hey Glitchy, can you check? Anyway, I'm going to extinguish that fire at its source. With my new invention...drumroll please, Glitchy..... THE DARK BEACON! 9 out of 10 users don't recommend it! Please do not look directly at the beacon, bla bla bla... PREPARE TO DIE! Soon. It needs a few more parts... anyway, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! *tv turns off*