Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140714102834/@comment-5204503-20140808114812

// Still on a phone, guys.

TIME POLICE: Sir, we've detected a time ripple at quadrant 9!

TIME JUDGE: Where is it?

TIME POLICE: It's in the Plants vs. Zombies timeline! We've been unable to capture Lolwutburger!

TIME JUDGE: It looks like we're going to deal with something big here...

TIME POLICE: Oh? What do you mean something big?

TIME JUDGE: Well, the Lolwutburger we captured is currently urinating in our luxurious restroom, while there seems to be another Lolwutburger laying unconscious on the exact same pirate ship the four of you went to.

TIME POLICE: We'll get right on it, sir.

TIME JUDGE: No. There can't be two of the same prisoner in here. We'll cause a paradox that will destroy us all.

TIME POLICE: Well then, how can we stop it?

TIME JUDGE: We can't kill the urinating Lolwutburger here, since killing him would cause more ripples to occur.

TIME POLICE: We've got to find a way.

MEANWHILE...

TIME POLICE: You almost done there?

CAPTURED LOLWUTBURGER: It's still raining hard on toilet island! (thinking) I should find a way out of here. Maybe I could call anyone, anywhere.... anywhen with my phone! (calls Snow Pea)

MEANWHILE... Again...

SNOW PEA: Hello?

CAPTURED LOLWUTBURGER: SNOW PEA!

SNOW PEA: Lolwutburger? Is that you? I thought the chocolate lawyers took your phone away.

CAPTURED LOLWUTBURGER: I'm a Lolwutburger from a different timeline. See, they've taken me prisoner on this weird ship, while your Lolwutburger is in chocolate prison. Bust him out and find a way to bring him here. Use Penny's time travel to go to the Time Court and bring the old me there.

TIME POLICE: Are you almost done?

CLB: Almost finished!

TIME POLICE: The Jury has decided.

CLB: Well, looks like I'm finished urinating there.

TIME POLICE: Come with us now.

TIME COURT

TIME JUDGE: Lolwutburger, since another you has been spotted on a Pirate Ship, there has been a time paradox, and it is all your fault!

(The 3 nuts teleport here for no reason.)

WALL-NUT: What is he doing here?

INFI-NUT: Seems like a time trial's going on?

RED-NUT: Should we vote him guilty?

ALL THREE: Agreed!

(Back to Lolwut and the Time Judge...)

TIME JUDGE: LOLWUTBURGER, THE JURY FINDS YOU GUILTY!

LOLWUTBURGER: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TIME JUDGE: Your sentence: AN ETERNITY IN TIME COURT!

MEANWHILE AGAIN AGAIN

SNOW PEA: That was creepy, I think Lolwutburger called me but the lawyers gave me his phone right here!

ICEBERG LETTUCE: Spooky.

SNOW PEA: He told me to use Penny and bring me to him?

ICEBERG: That's confusing.

SNOW PEA: I know, right. Come on, let's bust him out of prison.