Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-27053902-20170429222935/@comment-5760976-20170502214357

Cavia porcellus wrote:
 * Solar Winds - There's something in the wind. Sunflower seeds, in fact.*Tactical Cuke - He comes from a long line of very precise cucumbers.
 * Wing-Nut - Firmly believes that Elvis is alive, Zombies never walked on the Moon, and that Dr. Zomboss is secretly studying aliens at Area 22. Crazy!
 * Venus Flytraplanet - Not far from Mercury Flytraplanet.
 * Mars Flytrap - He loves Venus Flytrap, but sometimes they see things SO differently!
 * Sappy Place (previously Sappy Ending) - Zombies just hate a sappy ending.
 * Dark Matter Dragonfruit - Their ancestors were hunted to the depths of space. Now their descendants are back for cold, fruity vengeance.
 * Bog of Enlightenment (previously Dego-Bog)
 * Melon-Pult - People who live in grass houses shouldn't throw stones. But melons, sure, why not?
 * Leaf Blower - "You wanna keep your lawn tidy? Tired of lookin' at those unsightly Zombies? Then I'M your guy."
 * Sap-Fling - He dates a lot of different branches, but nothing ever sticks.
 * Onion Rings - So powerful it makes you cry.
 * The Red Plant-It - It may seem an inhospitable place for Plants, but with a little TLC and some patience, it'll grow more than just potatoes. Much more.
 * Moonbean - She and Sunflower are besties. It's just too bad their schedules make it hard for them to get together.
 * Pod Fighter - They're just trying to create peas in our time.
 * Vegetation Mutation (previously Plant-etary Proliferation) - Environmentalism at its finest.
 * Sweet Pea - Zombies may only have four teeth left, but one of them's a sweet tooth.
 * Lava - Lava has no loyalty. It's just hot. It just IS.
 * Molekale - "And you thought spinach made you strong. Please. I am spinach times infinity."
 * Reincarnation - "You never know what the next life has in store for you,"" she says. ""So get the most out of this one while you can."
 * Pair Pearadise - Peter Piper's Planet precociously picked a pair of pickled peppered pairs.
 * Mushroom Grotto - Sometimes beautiful things grow out of the darkest places. Ponder that for a few moments.
 * Galacta-Cactus - "I take pity on no one. For I am Galacta-Cactus!"
 * Spikeweed Sector - Quite similar to the region known as Pokey Province.
 * Plantern - Text is same, but it has a different ability. It's "While in an Environment: This gets +1/+1 and Bullseye."

The only missing flavor texts are for Apple-Saucer, Pecanolith and Photosynthesizer. Reaction -
 * Wing-Nut - Oh god he's one of those people. Still love his design though!
 * Mars Flytrap - Shipping or relatives, you pick. Depends which Venus Flytrap probably.
 * Sappy Place - Another one with a joke for ones that saw it before! First Space Janitor, then Quasar Wizard, now this.
 * Dark Matter Dragonfruit - I...guess that explains why he's unearthly overpowered. I accidentally made a pun and I'm not changing it.
 * Bog of Enlightenment - Along with Cool Bean being renamed to that name, I guess copyright issues?
 * Melon-Pult - Messier but sure Melon-pult, use that logic. Go right ahead and be close to replacing Snapdragon.
 * Sap-Fling - HE'S ONLY A CHILD. At least, the PvZ2 almanac suggested that...and my head canon.
 * The Red Plant-It - This is a joke towards that one Mars movie, right?  I forget the name, I'm sorry.
 * Moonbean - While a nice reference, what about Moonflower? How does she feel about these two?
 * Pod Fighter - But...Peashooter! And those other pea plants!
 * Vegetation Mutation - Oh, we're making those jokes now? O...ok...
 * Reincarnation - Sort of sad, but also the truth.

Seems to be it for these, all that's needed is three plant cards, and we're good for shipping this set out. At least the cards.