User blog comment:ShroomstagramUser/Olde English name/@comment-26572281-20170711105900

Art thee a real villain? Well technically, eh nah Has't thee ev'r hath caught a valorous guy Liketh a real sup'rh'ro? Nah Shaketh headeth Has't thee ev'r hath tried a disguise? Shaketh Nah nah Good now, I can seeth yond I shall has't to teachest thee How to beest villains! Epic saxo solo

Ho! We art numb'r one Ho! We art numb'r one

Anon hark closely H're's a dram lesson in dissemble'ry This is going down in hist'ry If 't be true thee wanna beest a villain numb'r one Thee has't to chaseth a sup'rh'ro on the runneth

Just followeth mine own moves, and sneaketh 'round Beest careful not to maketh a soundeth Shh CRUNCH N A Y T O U C H E T H N O T Y O N D

We art numb'r one Ho! We art numb'r one We art numb'r one

Ha ha ha Anon behold at this meshes, yond i just hath found At which hour i sayeth wend, beest eft to throweth Wend! T H R O W E T H T A T T H A T G E N T N O T M E Fie, alloweth's tryeth something else

Anon gaze and learneth, h're's the dealeth That gent'll slipeth and slideth on this banana peeleth Ha ha ha Gasp! W H A T A R T T H E E D O I N G

Ho! Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We art numb'r one Ho! Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Villain Numb'r One!

Ho! Ho! Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We art numb'r one Ho! Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba We art numb'r one We art numb'r one We art numb'r one Ho ho! Distemperate Town