Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160505080433/@comment-26826553-20160514050621

(A shark jumps up, but Jack simply impales it with one of his spikes, which extended in a millisecond & injected pressurized uranium into the shark's whole body.)

(KABOOM!)

Dynamo Jack: Hehehe, son of-

(More sharks jump at them. An AR-18 & a Franchi SPAS-12 appears in The Terminator's hands, & he begins shooting. Carrie screams at a shark & causes its skull to explode.)

John McClane: Yippie-ki-yay, motherf**ker! *shoots magma in a shark's face*

CitroCop: *zaps a shark with a bolt of plasma from his Auto-9* Your move, creep.

(A shark jumps on him & swallows him, flopping on board, before exploding due to being zapped from the inside. CitroCop was covered in burnt shark guts, but the cyborg didn't care.)

Rocky Rambo: *headbutts a shark, which disintegrates*

Frozone: *blows sharks away, decapitates several sharks with his icy leaf-blades, & begins spitting icicles* Who wants to watch Sharknado?

Ewen: *blowtorches a shark* I do!

Yin Yang: *crushes a shark's head with his barbed fiery whip* I don't.

Dynamo Jack: Ugh, whatever *stabs another shark in the head*