Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20180814180857/@comment-18464102-20180821163838



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 * section = ==Dr. Zomboss' work at Zombie King's (Burger King)==
 * text = Professor Brainstorm (PB): Sir, what is your next crappy plan?

Dr.Zomboss (DZ): I'm planning to get a job. Since we are going to lose this war with the plants and Crazy Dave is about to overrun me and has already frozen my money, it is time I go get a job so that I can keep fighting this war.

PB: What kind of job sir?

DZ: I will be working at Zombie King's, which is located in this part of Zomburia as shown on this map.

Job time
DZ: Welcome to Zombie King's. May I take your order?

Overstuffed Zombie (OZ): Err... what should I have. I know. Give me 900 Whooper Jrs, 20 Drumlets, 15 American brewhouse kings, 20 Bacon Double Cheeseburger, 5 Large Fries, and 20 of every soft drink you have here. Now bring the food over to me right now.

DZ: Order less stuff you pig.

OZ: Look Zomboss. My watch is running fast and I have no time to argue with you. Bring it to me now or I will fart on your face.

DZ: Get out here fatty! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

(Later on)

DZ: Welcome to Zombie King's. May I take your order?

Mario Head (MH): I'mma hungry. Have you got any food?

DZ: Then order now you floating head.

MH: Yay! I'm so light-headed, I'm gonna fly for you. Weeeeeee! (fly all over the place)

DZ: NO! You're more annoying than Space Ninja! SPACE NINJA! SPACE NINJA! SPACE NINJA!

(customer list)

PB: I want a salad, and a diet coke, please.

DZ: No food for objectors like you so get out! GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!

Sunday Edition Zombie: I just want a Whooper Jr. and a 7 Up.

DZ: WE HAVE NO FOOD!

Supernova Gargantuar: I'm here to inform you that you are working at Zombie King's.

DZ: GET OUT!

Zombie King (via intercom) (ZK): Zomboss, report to the manager's office right away.

(later on)

ZK: You gotta learn to control your temper Zomboss. Also, you insulted our customers. You were being dumb to them.

DZ: I do apologize for the temper but they insulted me first.

ZK: As manager of the place, you are fired. Sorry about that.

DZ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The end. }}