Board Thread:Requests for User Rights/@comment-2189621-20161115185755

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After five years of editing and playing Plants vs. Zombies, I've finally stepped up to try and become a Discussion moderator! As you can see, I have met every condition to be eligible for a discussion moderator. Now here's the real question: Am I ready for such responsibility?
 * You must have at least 250 mainspace edits (Futuristic Fighter badge). I have 350 mainspace edits.
 * You must have at least 500 forum edits. I have 685 (686 if including this thread) forum edits.
 * You must have been on the wiki for at least three months. I've been here for five years.
 * You must have not been blocked or banned from the chat more than one week for the past six months.I have never been blocked or chat banned.

Pros

 * I'm one of the oldest active members on the wiki. My first edit was back in December 24, 2011, meaning I've been here for nearly 5 years.
 * I am well-behaved. I have never been blocked or chat banned, and have only one warning, back in 2013.
 * I am very active. I make an action here several times a day.
 * I am very active in the forums in particular. I participate in nearly every wiki management thread, and most of my edits are for the forums.
 * I've stopped a wave of vandalism. One person (I will not state their name) went on several pages and added irrelevant Angry Birds content. I handled it almost singlehandedly.
 * I have had rights here before. I was once a chat mod and rollback, showing that I am familiar with the responsibility of rights.

Cons
Feel free to ask questions. 
 * I rarely ever edit the mainspace. I can't really help this. I'm naive, and can't really find any opportunities to provide information for pages.
 * I'm too active in forum games. While I am active in the forums in general, too many of my posts are in the forum games.
 * I have yet to make an impact on the wiki. Yep. Even after nearly five years (Quit bragging about your account age), I have never done a single thing to change this wiki for the better.
 * I have school. So I cannot be active on the wiki at all times.
 * I'm not funny. this does not really do anything to change my chances at rights, but just wanted to throw it out there.