Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20181020184724/@comment-5760976-20181028122547

Blue Custard 33 wrote: Zombie King, how many brains did you eat to get so fat? Knight Zombie: *sweats* Uh, he's barely had any brains. It's just that...uh...he doesn't really do much, and it eventually stacks up. He sends me to do basically all of his work that involves getting out of that chair. And no matter how much of a *grumbles slightly* lazy bones *coughs a little* he is, I must remain royal to him.