User blog:Waffenträger E 100/The perfect hate letter to write to someone disguised as a Valentine’s Card on Valentine’s Day

Dear idiot,

Roses are red, diamond are blue; if something smells bad it’s gotta be you.

Roses are red, emeralds are green; you must weigh more than the vending machine.

Roses are red, bricks are too; if I had one now, I’d throw it at you.

Roses are red, like a big fiery comet; your face would even make Quasimodo vomit.

Roses are red, daffodils are gold; you would look better if you ate that mold.

Roses are red, looming huge to the ant; I wish you would drown in a waste treatment plant.