User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 7: Attack of the Tentacles

I plan on doing two sagas per month. If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here.

Plot

 * Florethia Beach, Suburbia*

Solar Flare: BALL!*Throws a volley ball over a new with Chompzilla at the end of it*

Chompzilla: *The ball bumps on her falling into Solar Flare's side*Nice try.

Solar Flare: *Holds the ball up*You have the size advantage. That's unfair.

Chompzilla: *Points at Grass Knuckles who is next to Solar Flare*You have that thing.

Grass Knuckles: Don't insult me lady.*Grabs the ball from Solar Flare's hand and punches it through the net passing through Chompzilla*That's a point for us!

Solar Flare: You were supposed to hit it above. Not through.

Grass Knuckles: ....you're lying right?

Peashooter: *Pokes his head out of the sand*Nope, that's the rules.

Grass Knuckles: *Sighs*Fine. You win.

Chomper: *Pokes out of the ground with a chest in his mouth*Hey guys! I found a treasure chest!

Solar Flare: Nice. *Volleys the ball to Chompzilla*

Peashooter: *Pulls himself out of the sand*Well, you guys stay here and play volleyball. We'll go search for those 2 last heroes.

Solar Flare: Didn't we find 1 of them.

Chomper: He vanished you know. We'll track him don't worry.

Chompzilla: We trust you. Take care.


 * Exactly 100 yards away...*

???: *Looking through a binocular-like coral at the beach*Those plants stole the sacred octo chest. They will pay. *Notices Chompzilla is eating an octopus*WHAT IS HE DOING!??!*Jumps out of the water with a bowl of water*STOP RIGHT THERE!

Chompzilla: *Looks at the zombie while gulping*What?

Grass Knuckles: GET OUT OF HERE YOU FISH!*Punches the volleyball towards the zombie but it does nothing*

???: ...You can't be serious.*Summons a bunch of octopi*YOU PLANTS WILL PAY FOR EATING OCTO-KID! FOR I AM NEPTUNA! PROTECTER OF OCTOPI!

Solar Flare: Octopi incoming!

Grass Knuckles: S***!!!!!!!

To be continued...