User blog:Vergel Nikolai/Gardens of the Galaxy Episode 2: Plant-etary Guards Assemble

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Episode
''Continuing from what was left out last time. Huge-Gigantacus is speaking to Dr. Zomboss in his Moon Base Z. Dr. Zomboss was surprised of what he just saw.''


 * Huge-Gigantacus: Mwahahaha! Greeting, Dr. Zomboss and zombies on the moon. My name is Huge-Gigantacus. Destroyer of Galaxies. Primodial entity of chaos and destruction. This is my 8th incarnation. I have words to talk about you. Your conquest on the planet Earth. And regarding your plans on what to do with my meteor. I can help you with that, but you must help me in return.


 * Dr. Zomboss: OK. OK. Who the heck is this? What's with the giant space chair? And how dare you speak to me, the leader of the zombies, like I'm just some regular dull minion? Did you.know who you're against to sir?!

''Huge-Gigantacus was offended by what Dr. Zomboss said to him. With a vibration of his fist, he caused the entire Moon Base Z to experience a brief earthquake. Brief but terrible. It created some damages throughout the base. Dr. Zomboss was then convinced to listen to whatever he say.''


 * Dr. Zomboss: OK.OK! Sorry. Sorry for denouncing you. Please don't destroy the moon. It will create a great rupture to the gravitational balance between Earth.


 * Huge-Gigantacus I can destroy your moon anyway I wanted you. But only if you shut up and let me help, I'll stop.


 * Dr. Zomboss: OK. I'll... I'll agree with your terms, Mr. Gigantacus.

''The earthquake on Moon Base Z then stopped. It still left some damages, especially inside the facility room.''


 * Dr. Zomboss: Thanks for stopping... the moonquake... there... Now, about your plans.


 * Huge-Gigantacus: Hmm. You know what, you just gave me an idea. Here's a simple sketch for my plots. Meteor Z carried some of my remaining powers coming from my previous incarnations. I am suppose to aim it to the Sun, but, like you said, the gravity of this Earth is on the way. I might hit your planet and turn everything into mutants. (looks behind him, to the 2 other zombies) Like these freaks over here.


 * Dr. Zomboss: Well, that's a good call for us. Unless if it can actually affect plants then we're sticking to your plan.


 * Huge-Gigantacus: If you really want my help, you must build me some sort of tractor beam to redirect the meteor to the sun. If it hits it, I will absorb its powers and I will become powerful enough to become an indestructible entity.


 * Dr. Zomboss: (snaps fingers) I just happen to know some zombies who can build the tractor beam. But while we're at it, what will you do?


 * Huge-Gigantacus: Oh. I will be going to a different sector. With my new body, I can freely go invade the Andromeda Sector and find the 2 other bodies. I must hurry up before the Plant-etary Guards get reports of my return. Mwahahahahahahaha!!!

''Scene cuts back to Planet Carotene, in the Andromeda Sector. The lieutenant and the farmer went inside the Plant-etary Guard HQ. They then entered to a high-tech room full of gadgets and stuff.''


 * Ensign Uproot: Where is she anyway?


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: She's in vacation of some sort.

''Ensign Uproot then switched on the large holographic projector in the middle of the room. It displayed a map of some part of the universe, including the Milky Way Galaxy. The map zooms in to the Solar And detected 2 purple entities.''


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: So, which of them is Huge-Gigantacus?


 * Ensign Uproot: I don't know. Maybe the meteor was cut to half. Like a binary star... or meteor.


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: Or... What if he found a host and was reincarnated?


 * Ensign Uproot: That would be some trouble.

''The door in the room suddenly opened, and another carrot entered the room, carrying some luggage. She exclaimed with a sigh of happiness and joy as she enters the room. Lieutenant Carrotron and Ensign Uproot then saluted at the carrot.''


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: Beta-Carrotina. Welcome back.


 * Ensign Uproot: H-How was vacation, miss?


 * Beta-Carrotina: It was adventurous. It was fun. I've been inside beautiful caves with bright sparkling crystals, octo-free beaches, and I've met tons of guys. They look nice. But the others nicer. No, that guy is good to talk with. And this other guy who's like "I can read your future in the stars", he's cool too. Also, how are you two while I'm gone?


 * Ensign Uproot: Well, still tendin' my farms. My babies have been good and healthy recently.


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: I was still in my outhouse. It was chill. Anyway, we just got recent reports while you were away.


 * Beta-Carrotina: Let me guess, Bean Solo is frozen in Carbonite again?


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: No, miss. Huge-Gigantacus is back.


 * Ensign Uproot: He is in the Solar Sector. He's now in a form of an imp on a hoverchair and has a part of the primodial rock he's imprisoned at approaching the Sun.


 * Beta-Carrotina: That sounds bad. Plant-etary Guards, assemble!

''The doors and windows of the room started to close. The holographic projector in the middle of the room projected the map of the Solar Sector again. Beta-Carrotina wears her space helmet and hover boosters. The 3 carrots then gathered around the projected map.''


 * Ensign Uproot: According to my asteroid trajectory pathway analyser, the meteor we can address as Z is approaching through the usual path where Halley took every 76 years.


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: But being just a regular space rock, not a super enhanced space star like a comet, it will be pulled to the planet we addressed as "Terra", also known as Earth.


 * Beta-Carrotina: Of all the planets in that sector, Earth is what we know to be the only one to hold varieties of botanical lifeform. This will pose a trouble to the inhabitants of the planet. We must save them for their technologically behind from us.


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: I agree. But we do receive reports about a strange energy eruption in the planners. Like some sort of "Hero Beam" just swept the planet.


 * Ensign Uproot: But this beam affected only some plants and zombies in the planet. If only...


 * Beta-Carrotina: If only we can get help from these heroes and we'll unite in defeating Huge-Gigantacus. That's a spectacular idea! We should get the help of these heroes! Ensign Uproot, prepare the warp drive, Lieutenant Carrotron, download some basic info about the Earthling daily life and their language. We'll be rooting in this problem. Plant-etary Guards, unite!

''Scene cuts to Planet Earth, in the Solar Sector. It's a beautiful morning at a park. The scene opens to a Wing-Nut saying crazy stuff on the streets at random plants.''


 * Wing-Nut: Hey, did you see that bright purple light on the sky? That could only mean one thing.

A crowd of plants stared at him with a disappointed look.


 * Wing-Nut: Aliens! Aliens from outer space are going to rule.over the world! You think zombies were a threat, but no. Somewhere out there, there is an army of squid people in UFOs already heading to our planet and they will destroy it! And now they are-- Hey, where's everybody going?

''The entire crowd left the Wing-Nut after hearing yet again another crazy lie. Or could it be?''

Cut to the Homeowner's House, Grass Knuckles, Spudow, and Green Shadow are outside with Crazy Dave in a backyard picnic.


 * Grass Knuckles: Thanks for inviting us in this backyard picnic, Green Shadow.


 * Green Shadow: You're welcome. I was suppose to invite the rest of the gang here but they see to be getting a little late.


 * Spudow: This pasta taste real good, Greeny. I think I'm a stuffed potato now.


 * Grass Knuckles: Anyway, why are you still wearing that mask? I mean, I understand the whole vigilante story but must you tighten your identity even in picnics like this? I'm in my civilian outfit and nobody can tell me apart from being Grass Knuckles and any other bonk choys out there.


 * Spudow: I don't need to wear any disguise because everyone can still recognize Spudow from being Spudow.


 * Green Shadow: It's a topic I will never reveal.


 * Grass Knuckles: ... And why is that?

Green Shadow stood from his chair, kinda pissed off by now.


 * Green Shadow: I said it's a secret. Now will you please stop minding me?

Grass Knuckles falls silent and just sat down awkward.


 * Spudow: Nobody dares to mess with Green Shadow.


 * Grass Knuckles: Yeah. For a teenager, she got guts to make me shut. Wow, what a strong gal.

Suddenly, a rift hole opened and Spudow is the first one to notice this while sipping some lemonade.


 * Spudow: Er, guys. There's a giant hole up in the sky.


 * Green Shadow: Giant hole?

''Green Shadow looks up to the sky and notices the giant rift hole. The plants in Suburbia saw this thing and came closer to where it is. Suddenly, a rocket ship in a shape of a carrot landed on the streets. The door of the ship opens, revealing 2 carrots from another world.''


 * Ensign Uproot: Greetings, Earthlings. We mean no harm.


 * Lieutenant Carrotron: We came from the planet Carotene. And we are hear in search for the Plant Heroes of L.E.A.F.


 * Grass Knuckles: Carrots from another planet?


 * Green Shadow: In search for the Plant Heroes?


 * Wing-Nut: I KNEW IT!!!

(End of the episode...)

Trivia

 * The following Galactic Gardens cards are featured in this episode: Wing-Nut
 * Starch-Lord was briefly mentioned in Beta-Carrotina's line as she starts talking about her vacation.
 * This episode is based of Beta-Carrotina's introduction comic strip, while some lines are briefly taken from Huge-Gigantacus' comic strip.

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