Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151104173003/@comment-26826553-20151107003249

//The Melting Compass Test

Cactus: What the f*** is this...(picks up tape, which reads: for the sniper)

Tape: Hello, Cactus, I want to play a game. It seems that there is a heatwave even in this cold & desolate wastelands...For every second you linger to deal with the other groups or simply remain relaxed, the sun will melt down your igloo at a moderate pace...

Melon-pult: Uh, Cactus...(points at the melting igloo, while from far away, eight)

Tape: Will you remain to ensure the other groups will fail, or will you hurry the f*** up to prolong your work's life & get the f*** approved? In 20 minutes, the Inuit (eskimo is a bit disrespectful now) will come to approve of your job, but it only takes 7 minutes to bring down your fort. Live or die. The choice is yours...(end)

(Cactus & Melon-pult repeatedly keep rebuilding & repairing the castle for the next 20 minutes)

Inuit: (stares at the epic ice castle, & faints) Yeah, awesome...

Cactus: HAHA! BEAT THAT, YOU FLAMING B***ARDS!!! WE'LL HAVE OUR REWARD, & THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU CAN'T STOP US NOW!!!

Pepper-pult: (from his icy cave) Hehe, it's not over. It's only the beginning...There are many more tests to come...

???: Yarr right, old man. We'll get those landlubbers next time. They are so not gonna get the booty...

Cactus: Time to blow-up a** (looks at Phat Beet & Magnet-shroom)

(a two-tined fork with a note pops up from the ice next to Phat Beet)

Phat Beet: What in hell...

Magnet-shroom: (yanks the fork up & reads the note) Beware of thorn bombs (nail bombs) ... As soon as you build up your igloo, expect some of those nasty explosives aimed for you. When aimed at, begin to move your ice fort. Also, be on the defensive. You have one icy friend there. He can help...

(Magnet-shroom glances at Iceberg Lettuce)

Iceberg Lettuce: What?

Magnet-shroom: Alliance it is...but do us a favor...

Iceberg: ???