User blog:BananaStorm/What do we do with a Captain, Sailor?

Captain's log

Day: The begining

Time: Somewhere near Midnight

''How long was I set adrift on this piece of wood? How long do I have to suffer, not knowing where I be heading? ''

I know not of what happened to me or why I've been cursed to forever leave, but I do know one thing.

I will survive my ordeal.

I sighed and closed my book, I was a old captain but I still had fight in me. Maybe if I keeping driffting, I could find land.... and maybe others

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Captai's log

Day: Unknown

''Time: Half past ten? I think''

''I can't take this anymore! I've drifted for 500 years! Anymore and I'd have to commit mutiny against myself. I need to get a hold on myself''

*bit of blood lands on the pages*

I may have accidently stabbed me left eye out with me hook....

What do we do with a drunken saior.....

I hummed a old sea shanty as I drifted along. Something that could possible keep my sanity together. I was told never to drink sea salt but it was my only option.

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Captain's Log

Day: *ripped*

Time: too long

''I think me singing has attrached attention from something! May I be finally saved? ''

*the rest of the paper is torn*

I sighed as I put me journal away. I picked up me gun and fired it at the moving water. A fish.... One Stinking fish got me hopes up and scattered them away, like smooth rocks skipping over the ocean.

I felt my sanity losing it's grips. The water was calling me, like Davy Jones wanted me to join his drowned men. I was only one step away.....

One step....

I quickly grabbed the raw fish and took a bite out of it. I maybe dead, but I might need this meat

The next day

I woke up with a startling expression when I woke up and saw land.... LAND! I quickly paddled to the shore and got off the plank. I was finally off that stupid plank.... I swore, i nearly cried.

That's when i noticed a odd looking man with a pair of see-through Eyepatches. He seemed cornered by something with a green texture.

I took aim and fired. The green thing dropped like a fly.

Odd looking man with see-through eyepatches: Who are you?

I didn't respond as I fainted on the spot

Odd looking man with see-through eyepatches: Hey! I need some help

I blacked out

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I later woke up and instantly vomitted my guts, if I had any, out.

I saw the odd man again and he introduced himself as Scientist. He explained the situation. The everlasting war against the Plants, Dr Zomboss. All that

Scientist: may I ask for your name?

I looked at him and said the words that would bind me to this war of plants vs Zombies

Captain Deadbeard: Me name be, Captain Deadbeard. I'll be ye Sniper