Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151115034659/@comment-26826553-20151120021426

RandomzSunfish23901 wrote: Delete. *fires a plasma corn, barely missing Violet*

DELETE!

You must be... deleted.

To allow the Cybercorn to rise.

Join us or be deleted.

*fires plasma corn*

Guys, I don't think this is a good id- I mean DELETE! (Laser Bean fires at the Cybercorn, but the enemy dodges)

Laser Bean: Damn you cyberb***h...Hey, mate!...Ugh, where's your dad when you need him?

Violet: (notices Pepper-pult is gone) daddy...*sniff* DADDY! WHERE ARE YOU *cries*

Laser Bean: Oh man, now this kid's crying...Damn you mate, we're in big trouble, f*** it!

Cybercorn: Prepare to be deleted!

Pepper-pult: (behind Cybercorn) You can f*** with anyone. (stabs Cybercorn with his flaming sword hand) BUT F*** YOU, NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO F*** WITH MY DAUGHTER

Cybercorn: You must be deleted! (fires several plasma shots at the Terminator)

Pepper-pult: (hand turns from saber to shotgun, & flips above Cybercorn, ending up behind him, & jams a pepper rocket into his head) Hasta La Vista, Cyberb***h!

(the rocket flies off with Cybercorn, detonating & exploding into Popcorn fireworks)

Well, just another piece of s***...

Violet: *sniff* Daddy? DADDY (runs & hugs Pepper-pult)

Laser Bean: Sheesh, mate, for a second, I almost thought you abandoned us!

Pepper-pult: I don't f***ing abandon my missions. Crazy Dave's orders were clear. This is one missionn that I must succeed!

Violet: Daddy, will the bad guy be back?

Pepper-pult: Well, he's a cyber-being. He hasn't really suffered any collateral damage. He'll be back, presumably with company. But if he does come back (cocks shotgun), he'll be chewing on this, & I'll ensure everyone can have popcorn!