Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160403145704/@comment-28270366-20160623225420

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: Name: Sporo Shroomp the 2nd (you can call him Sporo Jr.)

Age: 6 years old

Height: 47 inches

Weight: 45 pounds

Relatives: Sporo Shroomp (father)

Features: Like most Spore-shrooms possess

Abilities: Create spore-shroom dummies, lifeless, mindless doppelgangers that do what it's master say. (But these are different from the fully biotic being. To create the fully biotic shroom, one must huff and puff and blow spores to a dead corpse of any plant. Let it grow for several weeks and you have a son. Only spore-shrooms in the age of 20 to 50 can do this.)

Weakness : Literally anything. But a spore-shrooms main weakness is alkaline salt.

Personality: Boastful and arrogant. He always boss people around to do what he want. But after the events in Kindergarden 5, he starts to be lowly for his friends and also protective to them.

Dreams: To become a king that will rule a large kingdom.

Voice: The actor of the young Harry Potter in The Sorcerer's Stone movie.

Sporo II: I can't believe you have to tell them all I have.

Me: Stop breaking the fou--

Sporo II: I don't care. At least you didn't told them that my host was the former king of Mushroom City who is such an arrogant tyrant. And that I possessed his personality.

Mineski: Too late boy! He already make you say it.

Sporo II: How did you get here? You're not who is the one--

Mineski: *wears shades* Worth it. #boygotbrokenbyfourthwallbreakerXD By Harry Potter, you mean Daniel Radcliffe...Of course, there's only one actor for HP, & it's Daniel Radcliffe...Well, I suppose he'll still be voiced by Daniel Radcliffe (the teen/adult Daniel) when he grows up.

Given that...Hey Sporo, got any lightning bolt on your head? XD. Just kidding. It's not like your creator gave you a similar story Harry Potter just because of the voice, right? (I could be wrong, though...)..If you want to be a king, formal & all, why the stupid bag on your head?

Random scene, just reminded me of something...

Primal Sunflower wearing nothing: *chuckling* Why you wearing that stupid hockey mask?

Sun-shroom wearing the Jason Voorhees hockey mask costume: Why you wearing that stupid primal mask?

I mean, unless you want to be the crazy type of king who parties all the time, it makes no sense why you wear a bag (a bag with plank's face) that makes you look stylishly goofy.

I assume the having-a-son thing is not applicable on zombie corpses, & what results from screwing zombies is the doppleganger type.

How about having a wife? Is that something unheard of or unpopular amongst you guys? I mean, sure, you can't have kids with them unlike everyone else, but do you think its beneficial, good or at least sensible to have a lifetime partner or do you guys believe it's stupid & a complete waste of time? King Shroomp (presumably) has no Queen, so I guess "Hindi siya naniniwala sa pag-ibig"? Or, if he does, I guess he just doesn't want to get in trouble with love or he is unlucky when it comes to that despite his royal blood...

Recall any time when you got salt hurled at you, Sporo? Same for your dad, anyone tried to assassinate you via a huge bucket of salt?

For all:

Stuff I forgot to say, & stuff I have to change...I'm gonna mention stuff I already mentioned, Leo, in case you didn't hear them.

I have yet to make a blog about Spud Devils & liquid taters, but this will do. Note, weaknesses changed & there are many forms of the thing now...

Prof. Marsh is to be renamed Professor Orion Owens.

Prof. Owens: DON'T YOU DARE F**KING READ THE INITIALS OUT!!!

He'll probably have his finalized voice as Alan Rickman (no, I had Rickman voice him due to his role as Hans Gruber in Die Hard, & not due to his role as Snape). Also, his eyes are mechanical (just like Orion...his goggles glow green or red, has many vision modes, & they can see or detect things normal eyes can't see, like pulses or fear...that way, his vision is similar if not identical to terminators & Predators wearing Bio-Masks). I just have to think of a backstory of how he lost his real eyes, probably dating back to when he was still alive.

Also, Hellway is the speediest Necro-Expendable. //I never watched the Harry Potter franchise, but that will do.

Sporo II: To be honest, yes this is stupid. Firstly, crowns are expensive. And secondly, dad want me to make a fool out of myself.

Sporo I: No son. I want you to look... funny to your friends. Plus, you're too young for crowns. That's what I wanted for you. Act fun and crazy in front of the commoners.

Sporo I: Well, hosting zombies will only create long-lived doppelgangers. They're not biotic, but lasts longer on them.

And for a wife, nah. Well, I would love to but like what we say. All of our kind are male, unlike the other shroom species who has female genes. Anyway, we can feel love and reproduce with or without them. If there would be a female spore-shroom around, I would be happy. And wizards in these era cannot even make some. I was thinking that scientists in your times can do it.

And for assassinating us with salt? Uh, the only place where I knew has alkaline pools are are in Iceland. Alkaline salt pools are being mined by viking zombies and use them to craft weapons. They will engage in war to ours and most of our fellow shrooms died due to their... salts. Luckily, the Dragon Empire aided us those times.

Sporo II: I saw one time when a mysterious servant sent us in a table food with alkaline salt. We we're to eat that but thankfully, our councilor the Magic-shroom warned us and suddenly attack the servant. It was revealed that the servant is actually Ace. We were to capture him but escaped quickly. Well, Ace, that was very stupid. You should have just thrown the food in their faces.

And yeah, the Sporal, the mom of Purdie (Fairy's character) is there, so I guess things have changed in the present, because right there & then, there is a female Spore-shroom. I just don't know how she came to be, if it was via the natural conception of your kind or by artificial ways. But there we are, a female Spore-shroom...Then again, she's obviously married, so yeah... Ace: Well, that was my next move. Then the two split up into different image. I threw every salt I have in the bucket, but I didn't caught then. Eventually I realize that they escaped. Now I'm fighting with their magic-shroom butler/councilor. After the long fight, I escaped.

Sporo I: They have a... WHAT!? That's a miracle to our people. And, oh, she's married. Nah, that's OK. We can live with or without them. But I would like to speak with her. How and to whom u are born/created?

To Sporo II's friends, how would you react to him wearing a paper bag crown? //Well, how would Draken, Auro, & Kenty react?

Violet: *wipes eyes* It's *sniff* ok...*tries to smile even while crying*

Anneberg: Don't worry. It makes you look, well, friendlier & a fun guy to be with :)

Vincent: *holding his laugh, but his baby brother Dalton Caleb began laughing, & he lost it* HAHAHA! Sorry, sorry, but it's really really funny...HAHAHAHA!

Gildia: *pulls out Android & aims it at Sporo* I have to shoot this! Peace, Sporo, but I can't resist this! *snap snap* There, posted! Wow, 15 likes at once & rising! HAHAHAHAHA!!!...Peace, Sporo, sorry! :)

MB3: *listening & rapping to Can't Touch This, too in to his music to even pay*

Gildia: Take the earphones off, Embs...He's deaf now. Can't hear a thing. *takes his headphones off* Embs, look!

MB3: Hey, I was about to get to my favorite part! *puts headphones back on* BREAK IT DOWN! *headspins on the floor*

//That is certainly a part of me I injected into MB3. Once my ear candy starts pumping, I'm impossible to talk to. Until I pause/stop the music &/or remove my earphones, I'm cut off from the outside world.

Gildia: *sigh* Forget it...WOW, 250 LIKES IN A MINUTE! IT'S A RECORD (For my post! First time a post of mine on FaceBook ever reached such a number of likes! And in such a short time...) Thanks, Sporo!

//Great, Sporo Jr. (Can I call you Junior? HAHA!), you're gonna be a king on FaceBook for having your picture posted! Thank Gildia later HAHA!

//Kenty, do you wish you have the power of speech? If yes, what voice do you want to have? Sporo II: How. Dare. They! *looks at the magical tablet* You dare make out a fool of me! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! *runs away from shame and starts crying*

Aurocoatl: *takes back the tablet* Wow, I don't expect the king to be that easily offended. *follows hims, sees him sitting on a corner* Cheer up, my lord. I mean, look at the bright side. There are positive comments here. They admire you in that paper bag.

Sporo II: *sniff* Really? *sniff* *looks back to the tablet* Thanks to all of them. *sniff*

(In the other aide, Draken and Kentberg are looking at the photo. They seem liking it. Then they switch tabs and start watching the Nyan Cat video.)

Kentberg: *humming while nodding "no"*

Aurocoatl: He never like to have a voice. He's happy on what he is. However, if he is to have a voice he would speak in a British accent. Violet: *wipes eyes & gives Sporo Jr. her handkerchief* Here, *sniff* take it.

Gildia: Sorry, Spory! But look *shows the Android*, at least they like it!

Comments:


 * XD


 * Kid seems fun to party with!


 * PARTEEEH!!!


 * Copied, memefied, ready to paste


 * MY BEST FRIEND BAG


 * (Meme Pic) I'm le king of le bags!


 * King of libag?


 * HAHAHA!


 * XD


 * (Picture of a random family of Puff-shrooms copying Sporo's headgear & expression)

Gildia: They seem to like it. :) Aurocoatl: See, my lord. All you need is to have fun.

Sporo II: They.. like it? *initiate boast mode* Hahaha! So they want to have fun? Well then, they will do as I say then. Hahahahaha! I'm the king of this society!

Kids, last Sunday is Father's Day. Have you greeted to your fathers? Gildia: I suggest you make an account on FaceBook, Sporo. We could get in touch better there...

Vincent: *scrolls through the Android & gasps*

Gildia: What is it, Vincent?

Vincent: Oh, nothing.

Gildia: *grabs Android* Let me see...Oh my...

(Not all the comments were flattering: one rude guy posted "What kind of stupidity is this?", another comment read "That idiot kid must be drugged", while a very spammy f**ker put on a meme of Sporo's pic with many swear words.)

Gildia: I'm gonna report these guys...I just hope Sporo doesn't see this...

Vincent: I hope he knows how to handle harsh criticism if he does...

(Does he?)







Flashback to Father's Day

Vincent McShroom: *paints a picture for his dad in mere seconds* TADA!

Dalton Caleb McShroom: HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, DADDY!

Marty McShroom: Wow, thanks, son!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Dr. Emmett Lathropea Brown: Oh Great Scott, you could actually rival the real Vincent Van Gogh if you lived alongside him, kid! I'm not kidding, you really can. Say, kid, shall we go to the past & show your namesake what a true artist is? My DeLorean is good to go-

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Marty: Doc...

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">MB3 &amp; MB2: *rocking in their house* IT'S JUST A FANTASY, WHOAWHOA, IT'S NOT THE REAL THING...

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<p style="font-weight:normal;">Gildia: *gives her dad, who's reading a newspaper, a simple card* Happy father's day, dad!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Gildia's dad: *rubs her head* Thanks, Gildy!

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<p style="font-weight:normal;"> Anneberg: *gives her dad a snowglobe* Happy father's day, daddy!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Frozone Cabbins : Thanks Annie. Sorry, have to leave, daddy's busy! *walks out the door & glides in the air to look for   Dynamo Jack



<p style="font-weight:normal;">Violet: *gives The Terminator a card* Happy *sniff* Father's day *hugs him*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Carrie: *in the graveyard, praying in a small secret underground room with a gold jar containing the cremated (via acid) remains of her real father, Alan "Dutch" Schaefer, in the middle* Happy father's day, Pops. *hugs the jar & cries for a while like a child, telling her real dad her adventures & problems in real life, wishing that he could walk on in the land of the living like her, telling him so many times that she loves him so much, before she wiped her eyes, composed herself & got back to the surface*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(Carrie is then seen driving in the RV back to her house & goes upstairs.)

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Carrie: Hey Ewen.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Ewen: *researching something on the laptop* Yah?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Carrie: *drags him off his seat*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Ewen: HEY, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF LOCATING-

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Carrie: We're gonna go Ewen. Let's have some family bonding...*goes down the stairs* Hey Pops, shall we go kick undead a**? There's a skirmish by this base on our southeast front. We need to at least push them back a bit.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Terminator: *abruptly gets off his seat* No problemo. *to Violet* I'll be back.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(He used to say "Affirmative", but, whenever the T-850 unit says something a bit weird for a robot to say, like "Chill out, d**kwad" or "Stick around" or "Hasta la vista, baby", it's because Carrie taught him those stuff (most of those quotes (except hasta la vista) came from her late father). "I'll be back" is an original line by The Terminator, though, & while it seemed normal at first, it ended up becoming a cult phrase, used by almost everyone, all of which have no idea that they are actually quoting an android & not Dutch's twin (Dutch has an older brother, also dead, not a twin, & that older brother character is not even important))

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Violet: *watches the three of them walk out the door* Bye *sniff* dad...*sob*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Marielle: Don't worry darling, he will come back, & we can perhaps enjoy dinner as a full family...But in the meantime, who wants breakfast?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Violet: *sniff* Me... *sob*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Anneberg: *sigh* Me.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> (It's hard to celebrate father's day by showing a killer dad affection, especially if that killer dad is an emotionless cyborg designed as a supersoldier, infiltrator, & an assassin. Carrie had the better idea; go out killing, as if they're going fishing.)

Aurocoatl: Gladly, King Sporo is now on his house. Still laughing from those positive comments. Do not worry, I won't tell him.

//now this is how my characters celebrate father's day...

(Walton Residence, 1990...)

Zombiana Bones: Oh, good morning Leaflet. I just prepared breakfast at the table so...

Aurocoatl: *opens his magical hands wide* Mr. Bones... I mean... Do you mind I call you father? Well as a token for your love and protection you gaved me for the past 50 years of mortality, I want to say to you Happy Father's Day.

Zombiana Bones: Aww. So cute. Well, just a hug. Because I don't want any present at all.

Aurocoatl: But I have a present for you too, Mr Bones. *creates a golden machete*

Zombiana Bones: Amazing! *hugs Aurocoatl* Hey Kentberg, join the group hug.

Kentberg: *hops along and attempts to hug them, but freezes them in place*

Zombiana Bones: You know what, let's have a bonding together. How about fishing in the Panama Rivers. Whoever gets the biggest fish will have a nice treat tonight.

Sporo II: Happy Father's Day, father. *gives him a gold card*

Sporo I: Thanks son. *keeps card* Now let's go downstairs and eat dinner.

Draken: Rarawsh Rarawsh Rawn!

Snapper: Nice gift there son. *sobs a bit* *sniffs* Thank you. Alright crew! As celebration of father's day, we'll go wit our sons in a raid at the Wallnut Mart. *puts on his pirate hat and puts an eyepatch on Draken, haves Draken to ride on him* Let's go plundering! *crew starts flying and swinging to the Walnut Mart*

(Wizlock is seen walking to a demonic sacrifice circle...)

Wizlock: *puts dead shrooms on the pit* Happy... Father's Day. You should not forget that it was you who cursed me in the first place. The demons you have spawned are no longer my master, and some of them are turned into my slaves. I will never forgive you in the day you used my mother as an offering. And I have killed you... for what you've done to me and her. May you rot in fel!

(Joustalot is seen walking to an abandoned village, he walks to the abandoned silversmith...)

Joustalot: *sighs* Father. I wish I can still see thou face. When ever I was alive, we would be happy hunting together. And you died, a clean death. Sans you, I can't feel my undead self. May the light bless thee upon thy passing. *leaves a silver sword in the silversmith*