User blog:Logs for Logger/PvZ Epic Rap Battles

Round 1 - Peashooter vs Zombie

Peashooter: Yo, zombie head, you need some brains? Well to bad not today

All you'll get is a pea on your head

Gonna shoot more peas, till I made you pee

And then you'll call for your mama to fight me,

We meet again the first enemies in the world

I can't believe you got your guts to fight me

Just by the taste of plant food

You will not get your brain food

Gonna make you bleed

Till you fall asleep

Zombie: Really? That's your insult, gotta tell you, we're better then that

Bleed and sleep? They don't even count

Unless you didn't read our dictionary

We zombies are better than plants, they're sh*t

Pea shooting? Doesn't make a difference

All you get is a pain of 4 bites, time to die

We have backups, ScreenDoors, Trash Cans, or even Buckets on our heads,

You better choose your words wisely, or you may meet your doom

Peashooter: At least I have a gf, what about you? You're as ugly as cr*p

I can litterally barf out my barf at you

Until your head pops out that's for sure

Gonna rap, until you surrender

And you're gonna suffer, losing for eternity

We can protect, what about you, YOU ONLY TAKE 10 HITS TO KILL

Zombie: Psssh yeah right, do I look like I care?

I hope you take care

After you drop of a cliff

And get fling away, to the bottomless pit

WHO WON? (BTW this is my first so it sucks lol)

(Sunflower vs Gravestone are next)