User blog:CWJ-D/Hey everybody, did you hear the news?

...If you know that particular song by Emma Stone, you'll know what's going to go next. But obviously, you haven't heard the news, because I'm gonna tell you right now.

I twisted my right leg. It may or may not have sucked more than breaking it, but it definitely sucks more than spraining my right ankle, or even more, not getting hurt at all.

It all happened yesterday, when my sister called me outside the door. I went to meet her, but I tripped - or slipped, and, well, SNAP. My leg got twisted at a bad angle, so I could see my bone bulging from my knee. (It didn't break out, though.) It hurt like nuts, but it was also frightening as well. Imagine a woman screaming while being split alive by a chainsaw. That was how I screamed, except I didn't get split alive by a chainsaw. Anyway, things could've gotten much worse, but fortunately, my teacher knew how to deal with it. He re-adjusted my bone back into place.

And then, I was sent to the hospital, where I took an X-ray photo. The doctor said there wasn't any bone injury, but my tendons were damaged, and my leg was swollen. After that, I tried to use some crutches, but before that, I had to practice walking. In the end, I couldn't walk properly, so no crutches. I thought I could just grab them and walk off, but no.

So now I have to stay in my room, and move as little as possible. Obviously I can't move my right leg a lot, so it's really inconvenient, whether it's sitting, sleeping, using the computer, or using the toilet. Hopefully I'll be fine in a few days.

"So what? You want me to say "get well" and all that cheesy stuff?"

Yes, random person I thought of 5 seconds ago. That is good manners.

"Well, yes, but nobody's gonna read this!"

Didn't my first blog post get 21 comments? Anyway, have a good day.