Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160729124907/@comment-26826553-20160730054754

(Suburbia, 2200 hours (10 PM). A ship sailing away from the shoreline...)

Drug Syndicate Boss: What did you say was chasing you again?

Peashooter Zombie: I don't know what the f**k. All I know is that it's a thug bell-pepper on fire wearing leather jacket & shades. I don't know if the guy's a thug or a secret police or a f**king mutant vigilante or what. None of our firearms had any effect on the bast**d. Miniguns, grenade launchers, pipe bombs, no s**t. He chased all around the city's borders for 10 hours straight, no breaks.

Boss: I don't care whoever the hell he is. You a**holes must have done enough s**t to blow your covers. Next thing we'll be expecting, the government will be after us. But no bother. Only a minor setback.

Peashooter Zombie: Phew...

Boss: Doesn't mean you won't get away for your incompetence!

(Two Tall-nut zombies grab him.)

Boss: Beat the s**t out of him

(The P-Zomb was dragged away & beaten, his yelps & screams ignored as the guards proceeded to beat him up.)

Boss: One day, we'll find a way how to morph this s**t into a legal product which not even the government can resist. *opens a bag & smells the contents* We need to mine more of these s**tties.

(Deep under the ocean, a root, slender & split in three "claws" at the end (as seen earlier) sprouts out of a trench & stomps on the ocean floor, followed by another root...And yes, that scene was meant for '85.)

(A low screeching wail bellowed from under the ocean, one of loneliness & hunger.)

(In a military base, a lecture was being taught to the cadets)

Tall-nut officer: *points on screen* Large-scale agressor. Remember the many Zombots that attacked the city in the past? Those are LSAs. These aren't groups, these aren't organizations, they're big-a** individual threats & beings.

Random Peashooter: Sir, you mean, like monsters, sir? Could this also be applicable on huge monsters?

Tall-nut:. *quite visibly shaken*.......*regains composure* Um, no. Kid, learn this s**t: there are no such things as giant monsters. You've been watching too much Japanese films, kid. When I meant LSA, I meant something at least 50 feet tall. Not even Gargs reach that height. The only LSAs that can exist in the real world are Zombots, no other s**t fits this category.