Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-27037991-20160924050303/@comment-26488146-20161005004226

I summon a machine that fires a grappling hook through your chest, bring you in, then a large circular saw comes down, saws for 5 seconds, then the saw retracts, and the ceiling above you in the machine slides down. You resist for a few seconds, but then your spine cracks, and you get flattened.

My hill.