User blog comment:PeaVZ108/Is Everyone an Illuminati Confirmed User?/@comment-10857070-20170626164350/@comment-30384301-20170627050256

Scanning Newspaper Zombie...

Ah yes. You love newspapers? Well guess what. Newspaper has 9 letters! And 9 is the square root of 3. Three! 3 sides of the Illuminati Triangle! But WAIT! There's more!

I see a Cyborg Zombie in your profile pic. Cyborg has 6 letters. Cyborgs are also part-robot and part-human. Robot and human have 5 letters each. 6 + 5 + 5 = 16. And what does Cyborg Zombie give you upon death? Yes, Vengeful Cyborg. Vengeful Cyborg has 14 letters. 16 - 14 = 2. What is this card highly based on? Terminator, which has 10 letters. 2 + 10 = 12. And finally, since you are called Newspaper Zombie, which has 15 letters in total, 15 - 12 = 3. Another 3! Wow!

What game did the Newspaper Zombie first debut in? The original Plants vs. Zombies. It is released in 2009, and split 2009 in "half" to get 20 and 09. 20 - 9 = 11. The full date is 5 May 2009, and May is the 5th month of a year. 11 - 5 - 5 = 1. 1! 1 eye in the ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE! You know what this means?

You are ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!