Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27101994-20160117084315/@comment-26826553-20160127102115

(The Expendables walk through the woods & encounter some Shady Violas)

Rocky: Well, what the f***ing hell...We come in peace, people of Macchu Pichu.

Dynamo Jack: And I thought the natives here are dead...

Frozone: Mate, you came from Java. You would never really know about stuff from other faraway places until you see stuff for yourself.

Superbean: Seeing-

Agent K: Is believing.

Terminator: Hmmm...they remind me of the kid I picked up from the streets a few months ago...

(//Since these versions of The Expendables came from 2076, Rocky was still a part of them (before he disappeared, then rejoined them), Vesuvius Magnus is still not born, Frozone did not yet take a 5-year vacation in some frosty mountains, Agent K is still an organic, not a cyborg supercop, & The Terminator had just adopted Violet by then.)

(Shady Violas then shrink the non-sentient vegetation around them to oblivion, & walk closer to The Expendables)

Terminator: Very well then...F*** you, a**hole, you are terminated! *hand turns to shotgun & blasts open the face of the frontmost Shady Viola*

//Can these little critters be cannibals &/or a tribe with macabre rituals & sacrifices? I assume that they are not...