User blog:Teacup Terry/another fireflies parody (credit to bearjedi for inspiring me)

I stole the idea for this from bearjedi, but everything else I wrote myself. Credit to Owl City for the song as well. You would not believe your feels If some Wall-Knight f***ing heals 20 health and ends my zombie's life 'Cause they'd fill the open lanes And make me fall down in pain My zombie hero would be f***ing slain

I'd like to make myself believe That Heartichoke ain't OP But every Astrovera takes away all of my glee Now I can only wait until Set 3

And I used to act really smug I stomped opponents like they were slugs Until Set 2 Heals f***ed up my whole day A Heartichoke above my head A flytraplanet beneath my bed My sanity is just hanging by a thread

I'd like to make myself believe That Heartichoke ain't OP But every Astrovera takes away all of my glee Now I can only wait until Set 3 (until Set 3)

Rage so hard my bones have cracked (Please nerf heal decks in set 3) Heal decks are turn me into a maniac (Or at least make the counters free) Why do I tire of fighting sheep? (I think I'm going to go on a killing spree) Who could wreck me with heals even in their sleep?

To ten million Heartichokes You make me want to slit my throat Sneezing Zombie'll send you all to doom Every night I praise Set 3 It's got me filled with ecstasy 'Cause Sneezing Zombie makes Heartichokes worse than a Puff-shroom

I'd like to make myself believe That Heartichoke ain't OP But every Astrovera takes away all of my glee Now I can only wait until Set 3 (wait until set 3) I'd like to make myself believe That Heartichoke ain't OP But every Astrovera takes away all of my glee Now I can only wait until Set 3 (wait until set 3) I'd like to make myself believe That Heartichoke ain't OP But every Astrovera takes away all of my glee At least Sneezing Zombie's in set 3 In set 3.