User blog:CITRONtanker/Everything wrong with Colossal Fossils!

//This is a parody of the Cinema Sins "Everything Wrong With" series. This is only for entertainment, I do exagrate here from time to time, and I don't intend to degrade anything in the update.

Hello, all you people! Now, as much as I love Colossal Fossils, there are some things about it I can complain about- actually a lot of things! So now, I'ma tell you all the things wrong with this set! So, let the battle begin! That is all for now folks. If you have any sins you have to share, let me know in the comments. Until next time, stay fresh!
 * 1) What? This set is half the size of Galactic Gardens?
 * 2) Why is there no new menu music and background?
 * 3) Or a new arena.
 * 4) And where the squid are the new heroes!?
 * 5) Evolution- jeez Popcap, this ain't no RPG!
 * 6) Someone tells me the most miserable person thought of Untrickable as a cheap, cruel trait to troll players, and Popcap greenlighted it.
 * 7) Must we wait until Triassic Triump for Fusion?
 * 8) And also- there are no new envorinments at all!
 * 9) The only "new" event card we got technically was not new.
 * 10) Dino-Roar was pretty much in the game before this update, so really, it's not new.
 * 11) Primal Potato Mine has no Team-Up. And it only affects one zombie! (real faithful to PvZ2, Popcap!)
 * 12) So Grave Buster is a trick, and Blockbuster is not?
 * 13) Three-Nut is..... strange.
 * 14) Tricarrotops is a freaking monster.
 * 15) Also, it plus Coffee Grounds= SCREW BANNASAURUS.
 * 16) Grape Responsibilty can be super good or total trash.
 * 17) Puff Shroom is actually really annoying.
 * 18) On that note, some of the new cards here are just Tokens as Uncommons. Like, seriously?
 * Why, why are you so cheap Crp-Magnolia?
 * 1) And don't get me started on Imitater.
 * 2) The floor is Fireweed!
 * 3) I don't know if Gloom-Shroom is really underpowered or really underated.
 * 4) How can Umbrella Leaf not be Untrickable when, really, it gets the most coverage from its leaves?
 * 5) Bamboozle shows that Popcap knows we want PvZ Adventures back, but will not give it to us.
 * Hey, I actually like Traitor Pea!
 * 1) Gatling Pea's flavor text is so false.
 * 2) And why does Gatling Pea not do three Bonus Attacks?
 * 3) Grape Power is pandering to Rocket Science lovers.
 * 4) Also, try using it on a plant with zero attack.
 * 5) Pear Pal is Smarty now.
 * 6) Tricorn is just broken.
 * 7) Jely Bean looks even dumber than Spring Bean.
 * 8) Jeez, is Lima-Pluerodon underwhelming. Sure, Magic Beanstalks are Magic Beanstalks, but it could have been so much better!
 * Yep, flicking a Gravestone will totally remove it!
 * 1) Kernal-Pult has Team-Up? Why is that familiar...
 * 2) Elderberry. Laser Bean with the flower tribe and potentially more attack. Welp, another OP thing for "She who shall not be nerfed" to use.
 * 3) Primal Sunflower has no Team-Up. For a sun producing plant, that is inexcuseable!
 * 4) Hey Cob Cannon! How does it feel to be woefully underpowered? Honesty, it would be good, except it stats are indentical to Three-Headed Chomper!
 * 5) Haunting Ghost has Amphibious, but Haunting Zombie does not.
 * 6) Primordial Cheese Shover- I think Stinky Cheese Roller would be better, but maybe Primordial Cheese Shover rolls off the tongue more.
 * 7) Ancient Vimpire is what I see in my nightmares.
 * 8) Who be hating on Mondo Bronto?
 * 9) Extinction Event is everything Water Balloons should be.
 * 10) Copter Commando sucks, man. As a trick, sure, but as a standalone card? No!
 * 11) Hey Popcap, ever heard of balance?
 * 12) Parasol Zombie makes me thankful there are no Team-Up zombies.
 * 13) Gargantuar Mime has got the Bug Zombie....
 * 14) Evolutionary Leap is useless with Trickster.
 * 15) Mystery Egg always works for my opponents, but never for me. But I'm used to it.
 * 16) Correct me if I am wrong, but I do not think real-life lizzards are monsters.
 * 17) I will always call him Four Armed Bandit.
 * 18) Also, why on earth is it a pirate! Thanks, Plank Walker!
 * 19) Tankylosaurus is ruined by RNG. I used it once, and lets just say it let me down.
 * 20) Holy squid! Trick-or-Treater is usable now?
 * 21) Zombie Middle Manager's design is the laziest ever. Just look at it! It's just a Zombie with glasses! Did they honestly just take the Basic Zombie, slap glasses on it, and say "oh wow! That design is so creative and unique! Come on Popcap...
 * 22) What is even in Primeval Yeti's lunchbox?
 * 23) No one likes you, Fossilhead- no one.
 * 24) I guess Stompadon was destined to be broken regardless of what ability he had.
 * 25) Hey Popcap. Ever thought of what a 0-cost Imp will do to us?!
 * 26) What good does bouncing a Plant do to Blowgun Imp?
 * 27) Cursed Gargolith mgiht see good, but Grave Buster and Blockbuster will make it all fall apart.
 * Jee, the descrption for Zombot Aerostatic Gondola is so accurate.
 * 1) Putting many barrels into a huge barrel is not convient. It's just wierd.
 * 2) Also, why did this set take so long?
 * 3) And the tribe changes are outlandish! Some work, But others...
 * 4) There is also no official logo for this update! They are that lazy?
 * 5) And it seems now, In daily Challenges, you cannot even redraw your cards! This may be unrelated, but it bears mentioning here!
 * 6) Zombies were heavily broken in this update.
 * 7) And Rustbolt is slowly approaching the point of being toally broken.
 * 8) And finally, They kept the Clock Tribe. I mean, this update could be even more broken than Galactic Gardens!