Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24508466-20140423081947/@comment-11447684-20140423144225

‎8 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my beep when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

4. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!

5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

6. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

7. When people say "life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here?