User blog:Lily8763cp/Random Story - Secret, Secret Agent

I was bored and hey, new cards have been released into Plants vs. Zombies Heroes, time to make a new random story!

Story

 * *Dr. Zomboss is lying down on his chair. His computer is being spammed with emails, and he looks over at it*
 * Dr. Zomboss:Ugh. Who the heck is sending me emails? *clicks on one of the emails* "Hey, it's me, Brain Freeze. You locked the door, can you unlock it? I got some friends I want to show you." ...oh. *walks over towards the door at the end of his room and opens it, sure enough, Brain Freeze was waiting outside the door* What do you want?
 * Brain Freeze: *walks into the room* Hey there sir. I wanted to introduce you to the new troops that came in.
 * *Four other zombies walk in. One is wearing swimming gear, one is wearing a trench coat, one looks like a normal Imp, but with muscles, and another is wearing a fedora*
 * Brain Freeze:Ok, these are Zombie High Diver, Gargantuar Throwing Imp, Secret Agent, and...
 * Dr. Zomboss:Oh, I know the last one. *walks over towards the trench coat zombie and pulls the trench coat off, revealing two Imps, one standing on the other's head* You two again. I guess you really wanted to return.
 * Top Imp:Of course sir! Plants from Lot Town are coming back, why shouldn't we?
 * Dr. Zomboss:You're supposed to still be bothering it, that's why!
 * Bottom Imp:Sending more troops so it's not stale would work. *gets kicked by the Top Imp* Ow!
 * Top Imp:We don't want too much attention there either, remember?
 * Bottom Imp:Then why did you even...*Gargantuar-Throwing Imp grabs him, and puts him on the ground* huh?
 * Gargantuar-Throwing Imp:Can you two please stop?
 * Bottom Imp:...o...
 * Top Imp:...k.
 * Gargantuar-Throwing Imp:Good. *walks over to Dr. Zomboss* Nice to meet you sir. My good friend, Imp-Throwing Gargantuar has told me so much about you. *starts to shake Zomboss' hand, but accidentally slams him onto the ground* Yeep! S...sorry sir! I forget my own strength sometimes...
 * Dr. Zomboss:Ugh...*starts to stand up again* how are you even...that strong?
 * Zombie High Diver:He's been training for many years. Like how I've trained to be the best swimmer in all the land! ...after I got over my fear of heights and water.
 * Dr. Zomboss:Seems like an achievement enough but go ahead and continue. *looks over to see Secret Agent leaning against the door with his fedora covering most of his head* You can show yourself you know.
 * Secret Agent:Yeah. I know. Then I have to talk.
 * Dr. Zomboss:Uh...what?
 * Brain Freeze:He's a Secret Agent sir. They have to be quiet and sneaky to get around places without being noticed. I guess it rubbed off into his actual personality.
 * Dr. Zomboss:...interesting...*walks over to Secret Agent* hey. I got a mission for you.
 * Secret Agent:...*slowly lifts his fedora* You do now?
 * Dr. Zomboss:Yes. I want you to go to the plant base. Get some info for me, and report back, ok?
 * Secret Agent: *takes off his fedora and puts it on the top of his head. He lightly chuckles* Ok then sir. I'll be off. *turns around and walks out of the room*
 * Top Imp:Wow. How strange is that guy? *notices the other Imp is running off with the trench coat in his hands* Hey! Where are you going? *they also leave the room*
 * Zombie High Diver:Should we...
 * Gargantuar-Throwing Imp:...well...at that rate, it's going to be their problem, not ours. We should report to our class' heroes.
 * *Later, Secret Agent is leaning against a tree. By him is a massive gate, which leads to the Plant's base*
 * Secret Agent:Hmmm. *looks over, then quickly goes back to hiding behind the tree* I see security cameras, as well as what seems to be...they're called Peashooters right? *quickly looks over again, and repeats himself* Yep. That, or Repeaters. Either are dangerous. I can't let them see me. I should find a way to sneakily...
 * Imposter: *suddenly jumps in front of him* HELLO!
 * Secret Agent: *turns around and jumps back in shock* GAH! I...*starts to shout* WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
 * Imposter:You "two". *his eyes widen* Ow!
 * Secret Agent: *quickly leans back against the tree* ...what even hurt you?
 * Bottom Imp: *peaks out from the trench coat* Did you forget? We just spent a few minutes in Dr. Zomboss' room a few hours ago. You just here?
 * Secret Agent:No. I've been thinking of the best way to get around for the past hour. Seems this is their weakest link.
 * Top Imp:Oh, ok. We were just wondering if we could help.
 * Secret Agent:Do you know how to be sneaky?
 * Bottom Imp:It's our class!
 * Secret Agent:Well...know how to be quiet? *the two Imps stare at him* ...and...er...how stealthy can you two be in that giant trench coat?
 * Top Imp:Uh...we haven't tried that...
 * Secret Agent:...fine. Come along, now let's go.
 * Bottom Imp:By the way, the tree you're leaning on is staring at us.
 * Secret Agent:What? *quickly turns around and notices the tree is staring at them* GAH! A POISON OAK! RUN! *starts to run away*
 * Top Imp: *Bottom Imp and him start following Secret Agent* For being a "stealthy" and "quiet" agent, you really are loud.
 * Secret Agent:Things keep catching me off guard!
 * Bottom Imp:Yes, I can tell. *both Imps then turn around, and then start to pull on Secret Agent* Look!
 * Secret Agent:What? *he looks at what they're looking at, a poster saying that they're hiring new plants* ...that's it! We'll sneak in as plants!
 * Top Imp:How?
 * Bottom Imp:By making a disguise, duh.
 * Top Imp:Oh yeah.
 * Secret Agent: *puts his hand on Top Imp's mouth* Now hush hush, we need to get going on it.
 * *quick cut to them working on some costumes*
 * Bottom Imp:I made you a Chomper-like costume mister Agent! We have a Pea Pod-like costume. They aren't fully like the original, but they should work.
 * Secret Agent:Good. *starts to put it on* I'm impressed. Only took you two a few minutes.
 * Top Imp: *putting theirs on too* We're pros at this.
 * Secret Agent:I can tell. Well...*helps the two put their costume on* hush hush. I'll be the speaker when we try to get hired.
 * Bottom Imp:You like saying hush a lot I see.
 * Secret Agent:...it's to remind you to be quiet. I don't really like to speak that much. Yet I'm going on and on today. No idea why though.
 * Top Imp:Maybe because we're your pals, and you like talking to pals?
 * Secret Agent:I'm...*looks at the two* ...I only talk when I have to. *begins to walk towards the plant base* Well. We got a mission.
 * Bottom Imp:Ok then. *looks up at the Top Imp* Well, good job at making that awkward.
 * Top Imp:I didn't mean to!
 * Secret Agent: *in front of the plant base* Hello! I am a plant!
 * Pea Cannon: *looks down* Hmmm...*sees Secret Agent in his Chomper costume waving his hands* you want to join the army?
 * Secret Agent:Yes! Me and my Pea Pod buddy.
 * Top Imp: *whispers to the Bottom Imp* He called us his buddy!
 * Bottom Imp:He said "buddy" not "buddies", and it's to let us in too!
 * Pea Cannon: *staring at the "Pea Pod"* ...that guy?
 * Secret Agent:Yeah. You judging me?
 * Pea Cannon:N...no! *opens the gate* Come on in!
 * Secret Agent:Heh. Thank you. *both walk in*
 * *After Secret Agent and Imposter walk in, Secret Agent quickly runs down the hall*
 * Bottom Imp:Where are you going?
 * Secret Agent:To the data room. I need to take some data and...*bumps in Chompzilla, who quickly turns around* y...you are...
 * Chompzilla:What are you doing?
 * Secret Agent:What are you doing?
 * Chompzilla:Uh, meeting the new plants! Sun-shroom and Garlic have decided to do this battle too and...wait. Why should I be telling you? I haven't even met you! Who are you?
 * Secret Agent:Heh. *leans over* Secret. Secret...*quickly stops himself and covers his mouth*
 * Chompzilla:...what.
 * Secret Agent: *salutes* SECRET THE CHOMPER REPORTING FOR DUTY!
 * Chompzilla:...o...ok soldier...h...have fun...*backs away slowly and mumbles to herself*
 * Top Imp:Wow, that was close.
 * Secret Agent: *looks a little worried* Sorry. It's just...I like using that one quote with my name and...well, I almost screwed up.
 * Bottom Imp:It's fine. It was a habit!
 * Secret Agent:Well...let's get going. *they walk into the computer room, Secret Agent takes out a hard drive* I will download the data into this no problem *plugs the hard drive in*, now...*starts up the computer*
 * Computer: * insert password *
 * Secret Agent:...
 * Bottom Imp:Can't you just hack in without needing a password?
 * Secret Agent:Well...I...didn't bring that with me...
 * Top Imp: *gets himself out of their Pea Pod disguise* Well let's look for it! Has to be in this room!
 * Secret Agent: *starts looking around himself* Yeah. If we're lucky then...*hears the door shut* who did that? *the he and the two Imps turn around to see a tall nut with barbell and three very happy looking currants* Shoot! We've been spotted!
 * Health-Nut:Uh...yeah...you made some noise and...
 * High-Voltage Currant #1:Can we zap them?
 * High-Voltage Currant #2:Yeah! Me wanna do zappie!
 * High-Voltage Currant #3:ZAPPING IS FUN!
 * Health-Nut:M...maybe later but...*all three run towards the zombies* ugh, dang it.
 * Secret Agent: *looks at "Imposter"* You two! *does a "come here" hand gesture* I want to show you what I can do.
 * Bottom Imp:Huh? *the Top Imp jumps on his head* Ow!
 * Top Imp:Start running!
 * Bottom Imp: *does just that* Ok! Ok! *they run over to where Secret Agent was, and notice he's gone* Huh? *Secret Agent then grabs them, and pulls them behind the computer* What are you...
 * Secret Agent: *opens up a file, and takes out a Vitamin Z* Look at this. I need you to distract them for me.
 * Top Imp:Wait, you want us to face them...*the Vitamin Z is thrown at him* I...I mean, ok! *eats some of the pills, and gives the rest to the Bottom Imp*
 * Secret Agent:Good. Now go go go!
 * *"Imposter" jumps out from behind the computer*
 * High-Voltage Currant #2:There's the zap target!
 * High-Voltage Currant #3:Yippie! Zap!
 * High-Volatage Currant #1:Let's zap them up! *they all charge towards "Imposter", and they avoid the currants' attacks*
 * *As the two fight, Secret Agent sneaks past them, and starts banging on the computer*
 * Secret Agent:If movies taught me some things, you can access a computer by either banging on it, or typing random stuff. Maybe one will...*one of the High-Voltage Currants hit the computer, and it somehow lets him go past the "enter password" screen* wow. That's...convenient. How lucky. *grabs the Currant* Hey you plants! Keep these things on your side of the turf! *throws it directly at Health-Nut* Oh...
 * Health-Nut: *the High-Voltage Currant slides slowly off of him* In case you've forgotten, this is our turf! You get off of it! *tries to hit Secret Agent with his barbell, and Secret Agent dodges*
 * Secret Agent:Be careful! You might destroy that computer!
 * Health-Nut:I'm sure the data is stored elsewhere too. Plus, I'd rather have it destroyed than have you hack in.
 * Secret Agent:Good reasoning. *quickly dodges another attack* Imposter! How are you doing?
 * Top Imp: *holding onto one of the High-Voltage Currants. The other two are on the ground, knocked out* Surprisingly, we did quite well.
 * Health-Nut: *snort* They're weak. Only one health. So of course they'd...*gets punched by Secret Agent* OW! That...you're actually a decent fighter. *manages to hit Secret Agent back, sending him back and hitting the computer* And there. I think you deserved that. And much worse.
 * Secret Agent: *starts to get up* Ow...*Health-Nut gets closer to him*
 * Health-Nut:Next time. Don't try steal information, got it?
 * Secret Agent: *quickly smirks*
 * Health-Nut:why are you smiling?
 * Secret Agent: *secretly presses a button on the computer, then winks at "Imposter"* Go on. "Destroy" me. I have that badge anyways. You can't kill me.
 * Health-Nut:Well...uh...my pleasure. *attacks Secret Agent enough that he falls down on the ground, and "teleports" away by respawning* Wow. That was...surprising. *turns around to see "Imposter"* You next.
 * Bottom Imp:H...how about not? *rams into the door, and they fall down, Health-Nut attacks them enough so they respawn too*
 * *Later, Secret Agent wakes up near the entrance to the plant base*
 * Secret Agent:Seems they only threw us out. *looks at "Imposter", who's still knocked out* Hey! *walks over towards them, and starts shaking them* Hey! You two! Wake up!
 * Bottom Imp:Ugh...*opens his eyes and looks at Secret Agent* ...ok, why did you think we should let that guy destroy us?
 * Secret Agent:I got all the info I needed to obtain.
 * Top Imp:How?
 * Secret Agent:I plugged in the hard drive, remember?
 * Bottom Imp:And...
 * Secret Agent:It's connected to my computer, that I have at the zombie base. They didn't notice...I hope, but we got at least a little bit of their info connected to my computer.
 * Top Imp:Oh wow!
 * Secret Agent:Plus, we got information somewhere else important too!
 * Bottom Imp: *the Top Imp bonks on his head* Hey!
 * Top Imp:In our noggin of course!
 * Secret Agent:Correct. Now. Let's report back to Dr. Zomboss. *they all turn around and walk away*
 * Pea Cannon: *still guarding the base while on the gate* ...they...they do know I heard that whole thing, right?
 * *End of story*

Trivia/Notes

 * This story is based around Secret Agent (of course) as well as Imposter, due to both being "stealthy" (Secret Agent is well...a Secret Agent, and Imposter disguises himself (themselves) as a single human.)
 * Yes, my "headcanon" name for Secret Agent is simply Secret. The phrase "My name is Secret" is good with messing with people.
 * The name of this story and a quote that Secret Agent almost uses a famous James Bond quote. Come on, they're clearly based off James Bond, even though I haven't seen any, there had to be a reference here.
 * The only "new" card introduced in this new April update not referenced is Banana Split. Couldn't think of a good way to fit them in.

Have you seen this story? (Secret, Secret Agent) Yes
 * insert Yes disguised as a no here*