User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 4 - Seeds of Time

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"Episode"

 * *A wizard statue is first seen as an intercom plays in the background*
 * Intercom:Welcome to the Seeds of Time! A theme park based on time itself found and replicated by our brilliant team at Plant CO...*the wizard statue is smashed and intercom stops, the lab coat zombie steps on the rubble*
 * ???:Stupid Zomboss! I have to go and take over some kiddie theme park! I have things I could be doing right now!
 * ???:And what may I ask? Thinking of scurvy ideas that never work?
 * ???:Oh come on Deadbeard! Give him a break! We all gotta work together!
 * Captain Deadbeard:Easy for ye to say Football "All-Star". Ye aren't the idiot here!
 * ???:Idiot? I have more non-existent brain cells than you, All-Star and *points at a Tank Commander which is walking nearby* that zombie combined!
 * All-Star:Hey uh...why don't we get the most important thing here at the moment?
 * Captain Deadbeard:The treasure! Avast! We must make haste! *rushes off*
 * ???:NO! THERE'S NO TREASURE! ONLY THE GARDEN! *sigh* Why was I teamed with you guys?
 * All-Star:Because we haven't starred in an episode ye...*gets muffled by the lab coat zombie*
 * ???:SHUSH! They will hear you!
 * All-Star:The plants? Sorry.
 * ???:*sigh* Alright, let's just get going to the garden. *both walk over until All-Star runs into a gift shop* All-Star! What are you?
 * All-Star: *grabs a Foot Soldier plush* Look at these plushies! Aren't they cute! *grabs one that looks similar to the lab coat zombie* Look! This one looks like you Scientist! Isn't he cute?
 * Scientist:Uh...yeah...uh..."cute"...*is handed the plush by All-Star*
 * All-Star:*holding a plush that looks like him* I'm going to keep this one! Come on! *sprints off*
 * Scientist:Alright, no need to rush off *throws the Scientist plush against the wall and warps away*
 * *Meanwhile, in the Garden*
 * Fire Pea: *talking to a nearby Fire Cactus* So...you have any plans for after this defending?
 * Fire Cactus:Uh...no?
 * Fire Pea:I don't have any either, you wanna hang out? As in, a date? *gets slapped by the Fire Cactus* So...no...huh?
 * Fire Cactus:No! Are you crazy? *sees Fire Pea get blasted with a cannonball* ...huh?
 * Captain Deadbeard:AVAST! YOU HAVE MY SCURVY TREASURE! CANNONS AWAY!
 * Fire Cactus:What treasure? There is no treasure! All that's here is a garden!
 * Captain Deadbeard:The treasure IS the garden land-lubber! Now begone! *fires a cannonball at the Fire Cactus*
 * Hot Rod Chomper: *walks in* Ok, so what did Hot Rod Chomper miss? *sees Fire Pea and Fire Cactus are vanquished and his jaw drops* Uh...Hot Rod Chomper is running out of here! *runs away only to hit Scientist* Huh?
 * Scientist:Heh, *points weapon towards Hot Rod Chomper's face* you can't run, you know that right? *vanquishes Hot Rod Chomper*
 * All-Star: *sprinting in the garden* Nice job Scientist...er...sir...uh...what should I call you?
 * Scientist:Meh, whatever you prefer.
 * All-Star:Got that whatever you prefer!
 * Scientist:NO! JUST CALL ME SCIENTIST THEN!
 * All-Star:So...Scientist Then or just Scientist?
 * Scientist:Just Scientist...and if you say "just Scientist" I'll kill you.
 * All-Star:Uh...ok Scientist...I'm not that stupid.
 * Scientist: *rolls eyes*
 * Captain Deadbeard:Guess this All-Star has some uh...what do you say...
 * Scientist:Screws loose?
 * Captain Deadbeard:Yes, Screws Loose. Back when I was a young lad, we didn't have screws.
 * Scientist:Blah blah blah, I don't care, let's just head to Dinoland.
 * All-Star:Yes sir Scientist! *rushes off then rushes back* Uh...where's Dinoland?
 * Captain Deadbeard:Maybe in the other end *points at a portal* of that whirlpool.
 * All-Star:What makes you think that?
 * Captain Deadbeard:Experience.
 * Scientist: *grabs All-Star and Captain Deadbeard by the arms* Ok team, let's go in. *all of them run into the portal to be teleported into Dinoland*
 * Scientist:Woah...this place looks almost exactly like the past!
 * All-Star: *in shock of something ahead* And thank goodness we aren't in the real past...look...*points at "the Chomposaurus Rex" statue*
 * Scientist:Meh, Chompers today were dumb, those were most likely dumber.
 * All-Star:True...I guess. Whatever, we need to find the garden and work together to victory!
 * Captain Deadbeard and Scientist: NO.
 * All-Star:Aw...well...let's go. *walks over to run into a dragon mech* OH gosh...is this one of those new realistic dinosaurs?
 * Lil Drake:Don't worry my friend, I'm just in this dragon mech. But I will warn you for the dinosaur zombie.
 * All-Star:...what?
 * Scientist: *laughs in sarcasm* Very funny Drake, get the garden.
 * Lil Drake:Ok then, your fault *drives his mech to the garden*
 * Scientist:Alright, let's go. *Scientist, All-Star and Captain Deadbeard follow Lil Drake to the garden and a shadowed figure follows close-by*
 * Lil Drake:Hey, look *breathes fire on a fake Cactus dinosaur statue* Burning butt!
 * Captain Deadbeard: *facepalms* Kids...
 * Scientist:Well...the garden seems clear enough. *walks in, only to be crushed by the Cactus dinosaur's foot* Ow! This something is automated!
 * All-Star:You ok?
 * Scientist:I'll be fine...AS SOON AS YOU PULL THIS FOOT OFF ME!!!
 * All-Star:Oh! Right! *blows up the foot* There.
 * Scientist:Well...that gives me the perfect time to show *pulls out a Zombie Heal Station* this!
 * Captain Deadbeard:and that is...?
 * Scientist:My newest creation! The Zombie Heal Station! Heals anyone around it! Like that Sunflower's ability, but 100 times better! *puts it down to heal himself* Ah...that's better.
 * All-Star:Can you use it if I get hurt?
 * Scientist:...I'll think about it. *takes out map* Ok, next area...Zgypt...are we sure the plants have this place?
 * Captain Deadbeard:According to the mission by Scurvy Zomboss, yes.
 * Scientist:Ok then *puts map away* To Zgypt we go! *all four of them go into the portal*
 * *Scene cuts to the shadowed figure getting out from a hiding place, revealing to be a zombie wearing a fossil on his head with a fossil tail*
 * ???:Boss leaving, should follow. Make sure master dinosaur is safe. RAWR! *runs into the portal as well*
 * All-Star:Look at these temples! ZGYPT IS AWESOME!
 * Scientist:I've taken history lessons and it isn't all just temples and sand you know. Well...most of it is but still, sterotyping.
 * Captain Deadbeard:Aren't we all?
 * Scientist:... *stops talking for a bit* anyways...
 * Lil Drake: *walks over to a camel* Hey, nice camel! *accidently touches it, and its head moves* Oh! Uh...*eyes widen as he looks at Scientist and All-Star* RUN! THE FLOOR!
 * Scientist:The floor? What about the...*looks below him to see the floor has vanished* Oh...*All-Star and Scientist fall down the pit, screaming in the process*
 * Captain Deadbeard:Good job lubber, now we're two crew short!
 * Lil Drake: *worried giggle* Uh...pure accident...*runs off*
 * *Scene cuts to Scientist and All-Star, while Scientist is still knocked out*
 * All-Star:...ow....Scientist? *shakes Scientist* Wake up! You ok? *quickly grabs Scientist and moves a bowling ball smashes them* WOAH! What the? *sees giant bowling balls rolling by* Oh...wow...*runs for a bit then stops* I got an idea! *rips Scientist's "warp bracelet" off him and puts Scientist on his back* Sorry dude, I need to borrow this. *uses Scientist's warp ability and teleports to a place higher up* Huh? Oh! The garden! Hmm...*takes an Imp Punt out of his pocket* You ready?
 * Imp Punt:SEND ME DOWN THERE! *laughs*
 * Druid Rose: *standing in the garden with a Frozen Citron, Jade Cactus and Sun Pharaoh* Ever have the feeling of impending doom?
 * Jade Cactus:Once or twice I'd say. Why? *Imp Punt lands right in front of them*
 * Imp Punt:Sup losers! *explodes, vanquishing all of them and creating a loud noise that Scientist wakes up*
 * Scientist:HUH?!?! ZOMBOSS! I'M READY! *falls off All-Star's back* Ow...my head...where the heck are we?
 * All-Star:Still Zgypt, just blew some plants up.
 * Scientist:Ok, good. Next time, don't try not to nearly kill my ears...again.
 * All-Star:You're deaf? I mean...was deaf?
 * Scientist: *glares at him* What do you think? *jumps off into the garden*
 * All-Star:...you were deaf in real life? *jumps off into the garden as well*
 * *Meanwhile, somewhat farther in Zgypt*
 * Lil Drake:Scientist! All-Star! Where are you guys! You know...if you aren't "vanquished" again!
 * Captain Deadbeard:I doubt they'd answer to you.
 * Lil Drake: *blasting Weeds in the background* They might.
 * Captain Deadbeard:Yeah, to kill you, you little scamp.
 * Lil Drake:Oh come on! Accident! *Scientist suddenly appears behind him and slaps him* Ow! Oh! You're alive! I mean...here!
 * All-Star:Yeah, though we almost became bowling pins! Thankfully, being the good teammate I am, I was able to save both of us!
 * Scientist:Yeah...*rolls eyes and sarcastically lifts up his arm* Team work...*sarcastically* YAY...
 * All-Star:YEAH! THAT'S THE SPIRIT! *high-fives Scientist's arm in mid-air* Let's go!
 * Lil Drake:*puts face on a camera screen, which then "cuts" to Lil Drake's face on the camera* Ok, so you get the drill by now, let me skip to the good part.
 * *Scene cuts to the zombies in the garden in the Rome area*
 * Scientist:You know, this place would be good for something.
 * Captain Deadbeard:Yeah. I like te look of this place. *Black shadow appears behind Scientist* AVAST! WATCH OUT!
 * Scientist:Huh? *the fossil-headed zombie tackles Scientist and starts trying to bite him* WHAT THE HECK?!?! I'M A ZOMBIE IDIOT!
 * ???:Dinosaur eats plants and zombies! RAWR!
 * Scientist:*puts gun in front of the fossil-headed zombie, only for them to bite on it* HEY! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE AFRAID OF MY GUN!
 * Lil Drake:Let me mister. *goes into his dragon mech and "flies" over to them* STOP THIS RIGHT NOW "PALEON"! I'VE TOLD YOU, most...ZOMBIES ARE FRIENDS! NOT YOUR NEXT DINNER!
 * Paleontologist: *gets off of Scientist* Sorry master dinosaur. Me just hungry.
 * All-Star:You'll be a cannibal JUST FOR A SNACK?!?!
 * Scientist:That's not even a dinosaur you idiotologist!
 * Paleontologist: *growls at Scientist like a dinosaur* He master dinosaur! He have wings and has fire breath, thus master! Not weak zombie.
 * Scientist: *"fire" is in his eyes in rage* WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?! IT'S ON! *tries to attack Paleontologist but All-Star quickly runs in and grabs him by both of the arms*
 * Lil Drake:Uh...Paleontologist here suffers from a little "brain" damage, he thinks he's a dinosaur. Sorry about that, I thought we avoided him.
 * Scientist: *holds a sticky explody ball in his hand, which is holding onto tightly like a stress ball* So...he's a dinosaur in his brain...and he'd not be afraid to eat anyone or anything...and he thinks a dragon is a dinosaur...IS THAT WHAT I'M GETTING AT WITH THIS IDIOT? *the sticky explody ball explodes in his face, putting goop all over his face*
 * Lil Drake:...yes. That's the whole story.
 * Captain Deadbeard:Uh...just to let you land-lubbers know, the longer we stall over dinosaur zombie, the longer the enemy has to guard the castle! Come on! *all five of them go into the portal to the castle area*
 * Scientist:So, how do we burst into the castle?
 * All-Star:Bootering Ram!
 * Lil Drake, Captain Deadbeard and Scientist:A what?
 * All-Star:Right there! *points at the giant boot on wheels* Like it? I made it myself!
 * Scientist:...that's...*takes out measuring tape and measures the boot* That's actually pretty good! Correct requirements to break down the door! Nice job!
 * All-Star:Heh, thank you sir!
 * Fire Rose: *on the castle* YOU WILL NOT DESTORY MY CASTLE! KNIGHTS! AFTER THEM!
 * Lil Drake:They have knights?
 * Captain Deadbeard: *looks ahead* They all seem like Chompers...with armor on. That's it.
 * Armor Chomper #1:Hey! We're the knights of the chomp table!
 * Armor Chomper #2:We eat our enemies and praise our queen!
 * Armor Chomper #3:BEGONE ZOMBIE TRESSPASSERS! OR WE WILL CHOMP YOU!
 * Scientist: *rolls eyes* I'm so...not scared. LET'S GO! *Lil Drake, Captain Deadbeard and All-Star look in worry* Come on you guys. Let's go! They're Chompers!
 * Lil Drake:With heavy duty armor!
 * Scientist: *sigh* Wait, I got an idea! Paleontologist! I mean...dinosaur!
 * Paleontologist:...
 * Scientist:Listen, why don't you destroy those dinosaurs over there?
 * Paleontologist:Dinosaurs? Do they eat Paleon?
 * Scientist:Oh yes, they are very hungry! It's either them are you! Fight back!
 * Paleontologist:What do you think Paleon will do? Paleon will destroy and eat these dinosaurs alive.
 * *All 5 Armor Chompers look in worry at Paleontologist*
 * Armor Chomper #4:Maybe he isn't serious...*Paleontologist rams into the Armor Chomper and starts blasting him with his Dino Blaster*
 * Armor Chomper #5:ATTACK! *The other 4 Armor Chompers start attacking Paleontologist, who keeps avoiding bites and keeps attacking like an actual dinosaur while the others sneakily push the Bootering Ram*
 * Fire Rose:Oh for the love of...I have to do everything myself! *attacks the other zombies, setting them on fire*
 * All-Star:YOW!!! I'M BURNING UP!!!
 * Scientist:Avoid the pain and keep pushing! *they manage to push the ram enough to destroy the castle and Fire Rose falls into the water* Alright! I can go back to making my inventions!
 * Lil Drake:and we got this theme park all to ourselves! That's a victory!
 * Captain Deadbeard:Is that strange fellow Paleontologist alright? *they look back to see Paleontologist biting on one of the Armor Chomper's leaves, with all 5 of them being vanquished on the ground*
 * All-Star:Uh...I think so...
 * Scientist: *shakes Lil Drake's hand* Thanks for the support, didn't help too much but you still did a good job. If we need you or psycho dinosaur-zombie, I'll let you know.
 * Lil Drake:Thank you mister! *runs off*
 * *Scene then cuts to a crying Chomper*
 * Chomper:NO!!! WE LOST THE SEEDS OF TIME! I LOVED THE RIDES! *cries even harder while Peashooter is rubbing his back*
 * Peashooter:Hey, come on, it isn't that bad, and besides. *A shadowed plant-like figure slowly creeps up behind him* What could possibly happen next?
 * *End of episode*

Trivia

 * The "Knights of the Chomp Table" is a joke to the Knights of the Round Table.
 * There's multiple times in which the fourth wall is broken, one being with All-Star and another with Lil Drake.
 * This is the first episode that stars around the zombies completely.
 * All the zombies staring in this episode either haven't appeared or has had a "physical or named" role.
 * This episode is based off the Seeds of Time map.
 * The ending of this episode is a hint off the next episode.