Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26978163-20150425202602/@comment-5204503-20150427103124




 * pops up in jungle*

Ah, hello, old chaps. Might I inquire to who you ladies and gentlemen might be, and why you are in this fine forest which I am currently inhabiting? Oh, I am terribly sorry for disturbing you, but I might as well say, there's a treacherous path ahead of you and I suggest you take this for it is dangerous to go alone.

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Oh yeah, the sword is in my house. But here's some words of wisdom. Don't touch the herbal grasses growing in the heart of this very forest, I say. They are said to cause hallucinations. I once touched it and met a fellow called Snoop. I later woke up in the middle of the beach with a photo of me and this man of the Hispanic variety and a young lady of 18 years of age. So don't touch the grass or you'll get vivid hallucinations.

// Yes, Guacodile is British.