User blog:AngryBirds'sSuperFan/Pirate Seas story: Battle on the Z-ship

This is my second story about the 4 plants: Sunny, Pea, Wall and Potato, travel to an unknown timeline, along with other plants, Crazy Dave, and Penny.

Story:
Peashooter: Do you remember the last boss?
 * The story begins inside Penny, where plants are chatting.

Repeater: Zomboss? I remember that 3 Cabbage-pults and a Melon-pult threw cabbages and melons at Zombot and his bot went down.

Peashooter: Yes! Yes! We haven't met him yet since that night.

Penny: Hold on, we're ready to land at a nice, clean... Sunflower: Park? We are in a ship!
 * Sunny opens the door:

Potato Mine: This is horrible! And look at the storm! Bloomerang: Lucky for us, this is a plant ship.
 * Bloomerang looks above:

Bonk Choy: Somehow big! It may carry 10 plants or more.

???: There are 12 plants here.

Wall-nut: Who's that?

Kernel-pult: Me.

All basic plants: Kernel?!?!?

Peashooter: But you were at the Zomboss battle!

Kernel-pult: Indeed. It's a long story. After defeating Zomboss, he grabbed me and went to Pirate Seas, left me here.

All basic plants: PIRATE SEAS?!?!?

Kernel-pult: Yes. Plants, come here. Kernel-pult: These are Coconut Cannon, Spikeweed, Spikerock, and Spring Bean.
 * Plants come out of the shadow.

All basic plants: Hi.

Coconut Cannon: Hi! Future plants? But, a ship! Pirate Captain Zombie: Aho, dedly, destroy plantz!
 * A ship comes:

Pirate Zombie: Brainz. Brainz? Peashooter: Ah, they shot! Fight! Pirate Captain Zombie : Ah snap, we olly have 26 zombies leff!
 * Zombies shoot rocks, kelp, and fish bones at plants.
 * Coconut Cannon shoots coconut at zombies.
 * 11 zombies falls down the sea and dies.

Sunflower: We can use kelp as swinging ropes.

Potato Mine: Make sure that they are strong enough. Peashooter: ATTACK!
 * Bloomerang climbs up and ties the kelp.
 * Plants swing and land on the Z-ship:

Sunflower: Take this! Sunflower: And this! Wall-nut: Hey everyone, check this. Potato Mine: That was just basic. Wall-nut Bowling, great name. I will make a game like that. It will be fam-
 * Sunny hits zombies with the dry stick.
 * Sunny throws sticks at zombies' head, make the heads fall down.
 * Meanwhile, Pea shoots peas at zombies, Bloomerang throws boomerangs, Bonk Choy punches them.
 * Wall rolls at 4 zombies, 3 of them lose their head, 1 loses his hat.

SPU-DOW! Kernel-pult: Swing back, guys! We have a coconut to break. Coconut Cannon: Time to get the sea back. Spikeweed: That's it. The zombies go down. We can travel all the sea and help plants.
 * 2 zombies disappear as they stepped on Potato.
 * All plants swing back to the plants ship.
 * Coconut Cannon shoots giant explode coconut, destroys all zombies.

Spring Bean: The Spike brothers usually talk nothing. And I often go to sleep by an unusual way.

Spikerock: Gr...Grh...rh...Gr

Kernel-pult: Thanks for helping us. We couldn't do it without you.

Peashooter: Yeah, it's our job. The zombies should drink these water for a life. The end.
 * All plants laugh.

Next: Wild West story: The best fun-dead friend