Board Thread:Forum Games/@comment-5565348-20130310033538/@comment-5883141-20130314000734

(Been a while since you've seen me, eh?) Given I was in SPACE when you tossed the darts, the gravity of the Earth forced the dart that you threw towards me to hit you in the face, knocking you (ProcastinatorMan) out cold. Also, the Earth is back, even though I ate it. Because I can. I then melt the throne into magma using massive temperatures. The temperatures are so great that the rock evaporates into a gas, and the resulting rocky gas suffocates all people nearby, therefore including ProcastinatorMan and possibly KernelFodder. I then create a throne out of diamond and sit on it in SPACE. Yes, I am still in my ship. I used a laser to heat the throne.