Board Thread:Literature/@comment-5460233-20150115111259

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So, you're here because you clicked/tapped at the link, didn't you ?, well since you're here, i might as well tell you my story, i'm Richard, i'm a pepper-pult, also an ex-zombie, how is it possible? well...i was a plant, then zombified then cured...

Scene 1

my story starts in 2013, where i successfully traveled forwards in time, i'm a time travelling agent, assigned by sir pea, don't ask how, i'm partners with cob and husky, or was, since they forgot about me, anyways, i was assigned to eliminate zomboss, while the other plants battle the zombies, i was time-lagged back then so i went to sir pea's HQ to rest, not knowing the dangers that lurk on my way...

Scene 2

I drove to sir pea's HQ without anyone, not even hypno-shroom noticing, but the zombies were actually expecting me, i fought them off, good thing i have 7 plant food in hand, just in case things like this happens, i reached the HQ only to find that it's totally empty, deserted, quiet, too quiet...

Scene 3

I found my room, intact, i find this suspicious, but then again, it's obvious that it's a trap, so i walked into the trashed break room, grabbed a slice of plant food pizza, a can of plant perk, and a box of zombi-freezer popcorn made by popcorn-pult and went into the room...

Scene 4

I turned on the lights and found that it's completely zombie-free, i checked everywhere, even in the closet and the air vents, no zombies, suspicious, but comforting, i then proceed to turn on the TV, but when i do, i see zomboss laughing maniacly, dropping every agent, scouts, and sir pea into a vat, and they came out growling for brains, i was disgusted by this and proceed to leave the HQ when the emergency lockdown was activated, then gas starts to leak into the air vents, i almost suffocated, before i found out that the gas is flammable...

Scene 5

I ignited the gas and everything exploded, i was launched to the waters of Port Scallywag, where i met some zombified plants, they proceed to attack me, i dive into the waters where zombified tangle kelps attacked me, I was brought into Zomboss' HQ where i saw an army of zombified plants, i was quickly pulled by hypno-shroom who apparently, wasn't zombified, he told me that a combination of hypnotic spores, zombi-freezers and plant perks could cure them, i trusted him and he released me, where he was dragged back by the zombified plants, i ran as fast as i can and reached cactus canyon where the cactus squad was ready for the zombified plants...

Scene 6

Futurita interogated me for 5 hours straight, she then exhausted herself by saying that i'm a zombie for 4 hours, Crazy Dave and David then came into the room to released me and i explained to them my plan, they were hesitant, but they then agreed on my plan, The team gathered all of the ingredients except for the hypnotic spores, where i realized i could have taken it from hypno-shroom, i asked anyone to get it but they were all scared to go, so i went there, but cactivius decided to join me as a backup, typical...

Scene 7

We went to Zomboss' HQ and we were ambushed by zombified plants, hypno-shroom came and Cactivius flew away, he then revealed himself to be SMILER! i was confused because she was supposedly deleted, but she was there, she then carried me to the same zombifying vat, dropped me in and lifted me, laughing menacingly as i am now zombified........

Scene 8

I now walk among those i try to cure, i wasn't completely zombified so i still have slight control of my movement and my urges, Smiler told all the zombified plants, including me, to march to the cactus canyon, her plan is simple, yet sinister, as we march towards cactus canyon, Cactivius then swoops in, blasting several zombified plants with stun spells and grabbed me, he asked me if i have the spores, but i revealed the suprising plot twist to him instead, he was not really surised and carried me to a cave which kinda looks familiar, where the Cactus Squad and Crazy Dave are waiting...

Scene 9

Apparently, while cactivius was flying away, he discovered a secret air vent where he found hypno-shroom and zomboss, tied and gagged, he took hypno-shroom and predictably left zomboss, Dave then used the combination of aforementioned ingredients to cure me, which he did, i then hatch a carefully planned, strategicly approved way to get in, which is basicly barging in and shoot the cure at all zombified plants...

Scene 10

We barged in to zomboss' HQ starts to blast the cure randomly at every zombified plant, we all confront Smiler and prepare to blast her out of existence, but she then hypotizes everyone and ordered them to attack me, then i remembered that i have 6 plant food left, the plant food pizza, the can of plant perk, and the zombi-freezer popcorn, i fused them to make a bomb and detonated it, it exploded and it worked as i expect, un-hypnotizing everyone and destroying smiler for good...

Final Scene

I was weak because the explosion slightly affected me, i fell unconcious...

I then woke up where i was in my resting room in sir pea's HQ, i was confused since it was blown up, then i went out of m room to see that everyone had thrown a party to celebrate smiler's absolute downfall, we partied all day long, forgetting that zomboss is still tied up and gagged in that secret air vent mentioned earlier, but it's zomboss, he'll be back for revenge and brainz

So, that's my story, now go away, i'm the DJ of the afterparty

Sir Pea: Agent Richard, Who Art Thou Talketh To?

Richard: Umm, no one Sir Pea, i'll be there in a sec, Agent Richard Out

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