Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-32851166-20151123171258/@comment-26826553-20151126144149

(undead Nazi pops up behind the company)

Undead Nazi#1: Braiiiinz!!!

Dynamo Jack: (hand turns to backward-pointing bazooka) Have this for your brain then,  a**hole.

(BANG! The Nazi was reduced to bits.)

Dynamo Jack: He was asking for it.

(another undead Nazi pops up in front of the company)

Undead Nazi#2: All ze impure brainz belong to ze master aryan race!

Agent K: (elbows the Terminator) Hey, the accent seems very familiar, does it now?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Terminator: Hmph! We may share the same accent, but I don’t recall my English going THAT broken...Well, schw***hund (German for b***h), here’s for your f***ing master race! (hand turns to RPG-7V) You see this? Too bad you WWII guys never had these d***shot rocket-propelled grenades...Congratulations, you’re the first soldier of the war to taste this RAGING PEPPER GRENADE!!!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(Rocket goes hiss...BOOM! Bloody pieces everywhere. No further explanations are needed)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(thousands of undead Nazis pop up from the ground all around them)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Nazis: (all do nazi salute) Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg heil ze Fuehrer! Eliminate all the impure!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Terminator: This day just keeps getting better & better...MORE RACISTS! Verstdamms*** Eis**! (F***ing A**!)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Superbean: People of Germany, return to your graves, or you will face the dire consequences for your war crimes & actions!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Agent K: Man, I wish we had atom bombs, so we can blow them up the way Japan will be blown up...Scratch that, I’d rather go with nukes!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(all Nazis lock down their Z-1 Assault Blasters on the plants)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Dynamo Jack: Everybody prepare to be deader, then...

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">Terminator: (sets down a random boombox playing the Kenny Loggins’s Danger Zone (the song in the PvZ:GW2 trailer)) EVERYONE SMILE & GET READY FOR TERMINATION!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(an army of Peashooters (they’re from the Allied forces, not Nazis) going hyper arrive)

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="FIL-PH" style="font-family:"TimesNewRoman","serif"">(and just like in the PvZ:GW2 trailer, mayhem ensues!)