Talk:Parasol Zombie/@comment-26826553-20150727163042

An ice block frozen around a zombie's health shatters after 30 flaming peppers. An iron knight's helm will break off after 23 melons.

And the joke: How many lobbed-shots does it take to destroy a parasol.

Answer? Infi-nut lobbed-shots! It would take an eternity to destroy that soft pink fabric, because soft pink fabric is fireproof, melonproof, & can endure everything forever unlike those rusty iron buckets!

And yes, I am new, but I have been watching this place from a distance for a long time now...