Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-24158788-20150111044826/@comment-17349419-20150304151722

Eyeguy5t Presents:

Mario Kart 7 Bloopers: Mario's RR

Mario: It's finally ready!

Luigi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

Mario: My Rainbow Road.

Luigi: I should try it out!(chain chomp eats luigi)

Chain Chomp: *spits out Luigi* This tastes really bad.

Luigi: St*pid Chain Chomp!

Mario:Those ****-in chain chomps are revenge for you.

Luigi: NO I FELLLLLLL!

Meanwhile...

(On the F-ZERO X Rainbow Road)

Captain Falcon: Today I shall setanew course record!

Blood Falcon *appears from nowhere* NOPE, I shall set! What is your personal best? 7 minutes? Mine is 30 SECONDS!

Captain Falcon: SHUT UP! I CAN'T CONCENTRATE!

Blood Falcon: You are 37, and I am 48! That means I am over 40, you are not!

Captain Falcon: SOMMEONE GET HIM OUT!

Blood Falcon. Just remember who is better and faster! *vanishes*

Captain Falcon: Now I can race peacefully.

Captain Falcon: NOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU BLOOD FALCON!


 * evil laughter*

Captain Falcon: Where am I?


 * chain chomp eats c. falcon*

Captain Falcon: Where did that beast come from?

What happened to the Rainbow Road?

It looks... so different!

Shells, bananas, Stars, what the hell is this?

It's like I have stepped to an alternative dimension!

Also, the music is got a larger sound!

Also, the track has gotten bigger!

According to the map, there are other racers!

Looks like I'm gonna catch to them!

Bowser: Hey! What kind of kart is that?

Wario: Hey! Who is that?

Mario: Well... I have seen that before... oh my god that's the Blue Falcon! I remember driving it in MK8 and I also seen it in Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Bros!

C. Falcon: Wait a minute... Mario? From the Super Smash Bros fights?

Mario: That's right!

Toad: Captain Falcon!? What are you doing there?

C. Falcon: Toad? Well hello there, Mario and his buds! I fell to your world after falling down from Rainbow Road!

Mario: No no no THIS is Rainbow Road!

C. Falcon: There is another Rainbow Road I was racing on. The path of this rainbow road is the same as that I have used but  this is larger and full rainbow and guardrails.

Mario: Yep. I also raced on that.

C. Falcon? really?

Mario: Nonono. Only when playing F. Zero X.

C. Falcon: Alright! I won! well.. I hope.

Meanwhile...

(At Royal Raceway)


 * Mario drives to Peach's Caste and parks down behind it, waiting Luigi*

Mario: Hello there Luigi!

Luigi: Hello.

Mario: Captain Falcon fell down from his Rainbow Road to our Rainbow Road. He also says his rainbow road is heavily resembling ours, but is smaller.

Luigi: I will meet him at the Super Smash  Bros and Brawl Rainbow Road.

Meanwhile...

(At the 3DS Rainbow Road)

Luigi: Hello there Captain Falcon! Iwouldlike to try out your Rainbow Road.

C. Falcon: Alright. You know how to drive an F-Zero machine, right?

Luigi: I wonder how hard it can be...

(At the F-Zero X Rainbow Road)

Luigi: Aaaaahh! How do you drive this thing?

C. Falcon: You might can learn it... next time.


 * Luigi falls down*

Luigi: NO I FELL DOWN! Okay. i must get back somehow as Lakitu always picks us up if we fall.

Luigi: NOOOOOOO! One fall and game over?

C.Falcon: Yep you have to restart. iF YOUR OUT OF ENERGY YOUR MACHINE BREAKS you also have to start again.

(Back to the Rainbow Road)

Luigi: Since I can't drive an F-Zeromachine, how about an 1-mins fight?

C.Falcon: Yes!

(After 1 minute)

LUIGI WINS!

Luigi: Now that I taked the most damage on you, everyone drives on their Rainbow Road. Right?

C. Falcon: Yup!

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