Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-28987058-20170217140009/@comment-26488146-20170402032207

I jam your missile. What kind of jam, you ask? RASBERRY JAM (Spaceballs Reference).

Anyway, I summon a Super Star Destroyer out of hyperspace to land on you. Then I surround the planet with a forcefield after the Super Star Destroyer is in our atmosphere, so you cannot escape. I make the sky rain insane invincible sharks. Then I freeze you all in steel so cold that it is unbreakable (like the ice on Pluto) until the Super Star Destroyer is literally right above you. Then I unfreeze you both a millisecond before it squashes you and destroys the Earth. We all die.