Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151221073000/@comment-26826553-20151225121412

//Warning: Whatever is gonna happen here, do not try to undo it or fix it. It has been planned out already...

Mulch: (gets up, lifting the plantbot's foot) You seriously think that works on me? F*** up & go to hell if you think so, b***h! (grabs the plantbot by the leg, & flings it far off) F*** physics, a**hole!

Agent K: The only a**hole here is you! (fires orange plasma at the Z-mech)

Mulch: (fires homing missiles at K) I have to thank you for having wrecked the previous versions. This model is WAY superior than your sorry a** now! (fires his new, advanced white laser at K)

Agent K: You clearly depend on too much technology...Here, have some bulls*** blasts to match that! (blasts more plasma at the Z-Mech, to no effect)

Mulch: Ceramic titanium is a great choice of armor, Zomboss said. And of course, it can make one of the most wicked blades! (hand retracts & reveals in its place four katanas arranged in a "+" (plus) sign)

Agent K: Katanas? Seriously? You're ingenious, b***ard, but it won't save you in a fight! (charges at Mulch)

Mulch: (remains motionless until K is close enough, at which point Mulch's katana blades get enveloped by a wide funnel of tempered glass) Sometimes, K, I do not know if you are real genius, or REAL STUPID (punches downward & jams the funnel over K, the katanas now hovering over his head)

Agent K: (tries to generate an E-field, but it didn't even crack the glass or affect the Z-mech) What the f*** are you trying to prove?!

Mulch: I prove right now that technology is & will always be your Achilles heel in this world! No matter what you do, techno s*** always evolves right & wins in the end!

Agent K: Well played a**hole! May the devil consume you! See you in hell, you inglorious b***ard!

Mulch: Oh, but the devil is on my side now, K, working against you...I never thought this day would come, but I guess all good things, even rivalries, come to an end...

Agent K: (looks up at the blades & realizes what is about to happen) S***...F*** YOU, MULCH!!!

Mulch: Good-bye, K...(pushes a button on his control panel. The button is labeled "Blender Blunder")

(The blades rotate & come down on K, piercing him & throwing him against the glass, shredding him to oblivion. It was a messy death to die by a giant blender...In a few seconds, K became nothing more but mush)

Superbean: NO! YOU B***ARD!!! (shoots lasers at the Z-mech, to no effect)

Mulch: I'd like to stick around, but then again, mission accomplished! Enjoy dying, fools! (Before the Terminator could jump on the mech's behind & disembowel it with his chainsaw, the Z-mech blows up as Mulch disappears in a bright purple light. The zombies still keep on coming...)

//Congrats, DDP! You got the right thing! Now, nobody should dare fix or undo this, because I planned this whole thing out...