User blog:Cavia porcellus/Lean On parody

''A parody of Lean On by me. Original lyrics can be seen here.''

Do you recall, not long ago

We would talk on the sidelawn

Innocent, remember?

All we did was care for another

But the night was young

Yet we were sold and dumb

All around the wind blows

We would only hold on to more

[Chorus x2:] Blow a kiss, fire a gun

We need someone to pea on

Blow a kiss, fire a gun

All we need is somebody to on

(Bad girl bad girl, bad girl bad girl) [x2]

(Bad girl bad girl, bad girl bad girl) [x2]

What will they do when they get old?

Will they gawk at the same toad?

Will he be there by their side?

Standing strong as the waves roll over

When the nights are long

Longing for you to give some

All around the stink blows

We would only hold on 'cuz why not

[Chorus x2:] Focus, cry a ton

We need someone to lean on

Focus, cry a ton

All we need is something to lean on

(Good girl good girl, good girl good girl) [x2]

All we need is somebody to cheat with

(Baaad boy baaad boy, baaad boy baaad boy) [x2]

All we need is somebody to keep fit

Sea on, pea on, flea on, bee on...

[Chorus x2:] Get yo' sis', and fire sun

We need someone to on

Blow a kiss, or pay a sum

All these seeds for somebody to lEAch off

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...