User blog:PrimitivePotatoMine/Primal Potato Mine Non-Fact FAQ

'''This is the FAQ of Primal Potato Mine's private life. NOT ME.'''

(PART 1)

Personal

1. How old are you?

A: 15.

2. Are you male or-

A: MALE, DAMMIT!

3. Who are your parents?

A: That's a good question. My father is Primal Spikerock and my mother is Ancient Potato Pea.

4a: Do you have a crush?

A: Yes... *blushes*

4b: Who is it?

A: It's... Primal... Sunflower....

4c: That's so sweet!

A: Can we not talk about this? I feel a bit sad because Primal Sunflower is dating with Primal Peashooter.

5: What's your favorite food?

A: Mmm... Oil.

6: Do you go to school?

A: Yes, I am a top student with good grades. I go to the Primal Plant Academy.

Other

7: Why do you consider yourself state-of-the-art?

A: You see,  I paint contemporary drawings...

Family

8: Do you have a brother?

A: Oh yes, that's THAT arrogant Primal Peashooter... he's snatching away my crush...

9: Do you have relatives?

A: Yes, PrimitivePotatoMine the police, Pottyato Mine the teacher and Pretty Potato Mine, my sister. Yes, YOU ASKED FOR MY BROTHER JUST NOW.