Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2/@comment-5760976-20160809135301/@comment-28028046-20160814080920

Newspaper Zombie wrote: Bombegranate costs 3.99$ WAIT!

Super fruit bundle: $9.99

Grapeshot alone: $9.99

Letters in newspaper: 9

That's a lot of nines

D**k. D**k has 1 vowel.

Popcap. Popcap is this:

It is made of gold. Gold has the same amount of letters as d**k.

Gold dick+9=10 gold d**ks

Today is August 14.

14 divide 2=7

10-7=3

There's 3 sides on a triangle.

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!

This also means Popcap has to suck 10 golden d**ks for allowing the bundle to cost $9.99 while having Grapeshot alone cost the same.