Board Thread:Reporting station/@comment-26169720-20160406133305/@comment-26826553-20160409154900

Zambiealex wrote:

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote:

Microphone DJ 125 wrote: Hey TAPA, someone likes you.

http://plantsvszombies.wikia.com/wiki/User:AncestralStoriesIReallyLikeTheSuggestionsOfTheTAPA Yeah man, I'm handsome! My name's f**king handsome!

I have so many secret admirers...

But really guys, can't you adore someone else? There's a lot of handsome usernames on this wiki to fall in love with! Woooh! How could anyone think you're handsome? You never showed us. My face will never show up here (you guys may die due to extreme handsomeness, it's for your own good  XD)...But as I said, the name is so handsome, the spammers, which I assume are guys, forget they were ever born as boys when they see my name & adopt it.

I bet the spammer will say something about my face being hidden due to it being an ugly censored butt or something. If in case they do that, then everyone should know, they're playing hard to get. Stop it guys, I'll never fall in love with people of the same gender, people without a proper life, & heck, I will never swap out my girl.