Board Thread:Forum Games/@comment-4902297-20130317161457/@comment-4647769-20130319180335

Wish granted. Your friend sends it to your 3d Printer, thus you get a plastic copy of a Cake. You start screaming your face off at them in anger, as you wanted an actual cake. A large amount of arguing later, you leave, saying, "I seem to be having terrible difficulty with my lifestyle."

A wormhole carries your words across the Universe to a planet on the verge of a civil war, which ... you know the drill.