Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151119160845/@comment-26826553-20151122104357

DatDramaPlant wrote: Fire Peashooter: Interesting exhibit, though I'm sure carbon fiber will be more suitable. Hmm, then maybe I can test using scalar energy to power the things?

Terminator: Aren't you supposed to be on another mission?

Fire Peashooter: Quite frankly, you're also supposed to be on the mission. I'm overseeing the safety of the park. Terminator: Yes, I have a mission. We have heard that Zomboss has sent someone to wreck havoc in the park, then steal dinosaur DNA for his own use. So he sent us here to ensure that doesn't happen...Otherwise...

Superbean: We are on a vacation! At least we can let ourselves loose for a while.

Agent K (what? Kitron?): Let's agree to disagree, Clark. I suspect that Zomboss sent in one of his sneakiest henchmen.

Superbean: Who you implying? Your nemesis? He just landed in jail, & his Z-mech was destroyed.

Agent K: Not so. He escaped yesterday, & I meant yesterday in the Far Future. Also, it is pretty easy for Zomboss to make him a new Z-mech.

Terminator: We get the message, ok. Relax a bit...BUT DON'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!

Shrinking Violet: (tugs at the Terminator while jumping up & down excitedly) Daddy, daddy, look a the T-rex! (laughs) It's so funny!

Terminator: Despicable. They really had to combine dino DNA with dog DNA, did they?

Superbean: So what? At least it looks fun & hilarious! Seems child-friendly, in fact!

Agent K: Let's agree to disagree. Making one of the most savage carnivores to ever walk the Earth walk on all fours is just too degrading.

Superbean: It's a scavenger, actually!

(Agent K & Superbean then fight about that for a while)

Terminator: Well, I don't f***ing care what the hell it is (though I believe it to be a hunter). C'mon Violet, there are much more better ones to see than this (the team walks off) Disgusting creature, eh.

Agent K: That's just a baby, truth to be told. I wonder how hideous the mother will be! HAHAHAHAHA!

Superbean: Well, it seems like the man in orange is finally enjoying stuff...

Terminator: Now, (whips out a map of the park) where's the perfect place to go next?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Violet: Can we see the Stegosaurus next, dad?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Terminator: I guess we should...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">(all three men & the girl exit)