Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-29123155-20190608022255/@comment-34954846-20190614112317

I kill myself, go to Stork Heaven, reincarnate out of the jail, call my army of storks, then peck at you until your skin is shattered. The doctor hospitalizes you thinking you have skin cancer. He tells you that you only have a week to live. I reclaim the hill.

My hill.