Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-33574414-20160820010858/@comment-27345738-20161010065124

Oh....same...anyways! My new ad!

'' commercial break! ''

Hi! Im whizwhite, and welcome to my company! Here, we make all kinds of zookas, like my first one, carzooka!

Anyways, im here to show you my new zooka, O RLYzooka! It shoots out all types of O RLYs! Like the O RLY stamp, sticker, sign (best to fire at face) the O RLY nuke and much more! The O RLYzooka is unbreakable (but try it! You get a big supply of-

Sunflower: ooh! Cand- *explodes*

Nuke candy!)

And after the O RLY shoots, the projectile explodes! Double explosion for the nuke! Lets try it out for a prank!

Primal sunflower: wow! It looks pretty good! Unlike those wooden catapults we used in our era.

O RLY? *shoots in primal sunflower's face*

Primal sunflower: YES!

O RLY? *shoots in face again*

Primal sunflower: yes, now can you stop? Its getting annoyi-

O RLY? *you know what i did.*

Primal sunflower: JUST STOP! ILL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY IF YOU STOP!! *gives a bunch of rocks* is this the currency these days?

Errr...no, it was just a test to try out my new O RLYzooka!

Primal sunflower: can i have a....zooka?

Of course! Anyways, it is the best prank ever made! Great for teenage kids! What are you waiting for? Buy one for your son or yourself! Call now!