User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 7: The Wand of Sweet Spells

Please read any of the previous episodes if you haven't read them already, starting with the first one.

"Episode"

 * *In a dark alleyway, the same figure from the end of the previous episode is seen, holding a glowing wand in one of his hands*
 * ???:Vell. Vhat is this?
 * *Suddenly, 5 Vampire Zombies rush over to the figure*
 * Vampire Zombie #1:Vir Baron! Zomboss vants to talk vith you!
 * Baron von Bats:...Tell him vhat ve're busy at the time.
 * Vampire Zombie #2:Tith vhat?
 * Baron von Bats: *holds the wand up* This! Vell...let's vee vhat this is capable of. *uses the magic on the 3rd Vampire Zombie, turning it into a goat*
 * Vampire Zombie #3:Vaah?
 * Baron von Bats: *opens his eyes wide in shock, then looks back at the wand* Vell then...this vand holds deep vowers...let's keep it and use it to defeated those vicked vlants!
 * *Scene cuts to Rose suddenly opening her eyes*
 * Rose: *gasps*
 * Kernel Corn: *rushes into the room and trips on the stairs and falls in front of Rose* Ow...well...what's wrong?
 * Rose:I saw something. 6 vampires, they took a wand. A wand I recognize.
 * Kernel Corn:What are you? A wand collector.
 * Rose:Uh...no. It's the wand of sweet spells. It was in a book I read of things created a long time ago. *takes out the book and shows Kernel Corn the page and points at the wand* Here it is. It was told it has deep powers, but was hidden away in fear its power would run loose.
 * Kernel Corn:But...what does it do?
 * Rose:...the book doesn't say that.
 * Kernel Corn: *opens his eyes wide in surprise then facepalms himself* Oh course they wouldn't write why, so nobody would bother looking for it.
 * Rose:Yes, but if these vampires use that wand and find its true power...I don't think any of us would be able to stop them.
 * Kernel Corn:So, we stop them now?
 * Rose:Exactly.
 * Kernel Corn: *salutes* Yes mam! *begins to walk off*
 * Rose:Wait!
 * Kernel Corn:Huh? What?
 * Rose:We're going to fight vampires with vampires. Count Chompula and Vampire Flower should be waiting for you soon. Don't worry, they don't have the same accent as those vampire zombies.
 * Kernel Corn:Those two weirdos? *gets glared at by Rose* Uh...not that I have a single problem with that! *worryingly giggles then runs off*
 * *Kernel Corn arrives outside, where Count Chompula and Vampire Flower are waiting for him*
 * Count Chompula:So...you're the Kernel Corn we were told to wait for, correct?
 * Kernel Corn: *gulps* Yes?
 * Vampire Flower:Good, Count Chompula and Vampire Flower was getting tired of waiting. *A weed comes by and she takes a bite out of its head*
 * Count Chompula: *looks at Vampire Flower* Uh...it's two of her habits. One is also mine. *opens his mouth to show his sharp teeth* Guess which one.
 * Kernel Corn: *gulps again* You...you can't eat me! I'm higher rank than you! We'll get this over done and fast with your own zombie feast!
 * Count Chompula:Yeah yeah sure, let's go.
 * *Scene cuts to the three plants walking around the zombie's park area, stopping to look around*
 * Kernel Corn:Wow...this playground looks so sad. *taps on the slide, and it tumbles down* And weak.
 * Vampire Flower:Uh...anyone know where a bathroom is? *a nearby zombie points to the right* Oh, thanks...*blasts the zombie's head off* ...dumb zombie. *runs off to the bathroom, and Count Chompula and Kernel Corn follow*
 * Count Chompula:Ugh, don't take too long ok, or we'll leave you behind.
 * Vampire Zombie #4: *mumbling from behind the bathroom* Ok, ve've vound out vhis vand can do vons of vhings, but ve've haven't been able to vix the "goat vampire".
 * Vampire Zombie #3: *begins to tear up* VAAA!
 * Vampire Zombie #5:It's cursed! Vhat do ve do?
 * Kernel Corn:Zombies! Dead ahead! *Rushes off and fires a Butter Barrage the zombies, who scatter around as the butter falls*
 * Baron von Bats: *teleports to Kernel Corn and gives him to wand* Here! Vake vhe cursed vhing! Bury it! Bury it and never look back at it! ve varn you! *teleports away*
 * Kernel Corn:Huh? He...he wants me to have it?
 * Count Chompula:Could be a trap.
 * Kernel Corn:Well...let's give it back to Rose.
 * Count Chompula:Right. Real shame, I wanted to eat some zombies.
 * *Scene cuts back to Rose's palace, showing Rose, who's looking confused*
 * Rose:Wait...let me get this straight. You used one Butter Barrage, then they instantly gave it up, saying it was cursed?
 * Kernel Corn:Yep. Weird, right?
 * Rose:Yeah...well, if anyone wants to see what it does, raise your leaves. *All 4 plants in the room raise their leaves* Ok, we'll see what this does then!
 * Vampire Flower:Well...what if it really is cursed?
 * Rose:Well, if we test it out, we'll know if it is or not! Am I right, or am I right?
 * Vampire Flower:...well...Vampire Flower guesses you're right...
 * *Scene cuts into the plant park, where Rose is holding the wand of sweet spells in her hand*
 * Rose:Ok...so...what should we do first?
 * Count Chompula: *shrugs* Just wave it around.
 * Rose:Well, let's do a magic spell, I'm sure this works like the one I usually use. *waves the wand around and it makes a barbecue* Oh! Cool! Well...*gives the wand to Kernel Corn* You try. Remember, you control the wand, the wand does not control you.
 * Kernel Corn:Ok...*closes his eyes and waves the wand around, creating a Rose statue and blushes when he sees what he made* Oh wow...uh...wonder how that happened. *waves it again somewhere else and it makes another Rose statue* Well...uh...*quickly gives it to Vampire Flower* YOUR TURN!
 * Vampire Flower:Uh...ok...*spins one of her hands around her head in a cuckoo fashion* cuckoo...well, let's see here. *waves the wand and it creates a fountain...pouring a red liquid* Uh...*takes a sip out of it* It's tomato juice. Cool! Vampire Flower always wanted a tomato juice fountain!
 * Count Chompula:Cool! *takes the wand and begins shaking it around, creating a giant steak, 15 coffins and a Crazy Dave head statue* ...I did not want the last one.
 * Rose:Ok, that's enough. *takes the wand from Count Chompula* We should not abuse its power. It could lead to disastrous consequences. I'll do just one more thing *uses the wand to light the barbecue created earlier* there.
 * Vampire Flower: *looks ahead of herself* Crud...YETI IMPS! DEAD AHEAD!
 * Kernel Corn:Yeti Imps? They must be after the barbecue! CHARGE INTO BATTLE! *begins firing kernels at the Yeti Imps while Count Chompula buries underneath and eats the imps one by one*
 * Count Chompula:Finally! *swallows one of the Yeti Imps* An "ice" cold meal. *shrugs and smirks at bit* Huh? Huh?
 * Rose, Vampire Flower and Kernel Corn:...
 * Count Chompula:Hey! It's better than anything Zapea comes up with!
 * Vampire Flower:True true. But we gotta keep taking these guys down! *sudden, a cloud of smoke appears around her* GAH! *coughs* What the? Vampire Flower can't see anywhere!
 * Rose: *looks behind her to see a Arctic Trooper, who's waving and giggling at what he did* So...you're so proud of yourself, huh?
 * Arctic Trooper: *giggles then stops and looks at Rose* Huh?
 * Rose:Well, I hope your feel good about THIS! *uses her wand to turn the Arctic Trooper in a goat, who baas and rams into the barbecue, causing it to spark* Huh? Hey!
 * *The barbecue suddenly explodes, creating a gravestone with a goat's head on it, creating green electricity. The Arctic Trooper goat also jumps in Rose's arms, terrified*
 * Kernel Corn:ROSE?!?! WHAT DID THAT GOAT DO?!?!
 * Rose:I...I don't know! *suddenly, the tomato juice fountain, the Crazy Dave statue and one of the Rose statues also explode into goat gravestones* But we gotta hide! *runs off, still holding the goat in her hands, when she notices goats at jumping out of the gravestone* More goats?!?! But how?
 * *Kernel Corn, Rose and the Arctic Trooper goat hide behind a nearby zombie house*
 * Kernel Corn:What is going on?!?!
 * Rose: *holds the wand of sweet spells* This wand...it has an evil power in it! *the Arctic Trooper goat puts one of its hooves on a part of the wand* Hey, what is it?
 * Kernel Corn:There's something written on it! "Only in dark hooves will the wand's true nature be revealed"?
 * Rose: *snaps her non-existent fingers* That's it! This wand has dark goat magic! That's why it didn't do anything "baaad" until this goat over here rammed into it...which is half my fault.
 * Arctic Trooper: *turns back into a zombie* So...uh...can I go now that I helped you with your wand?
 * Rose:Oh no! Because you, mostly, started it, you're helping! That, and I think our other two help are out of the game. *Count Chompula and Vampire Flower are thrown onto a nearby wall and are knocked out* Yep...
 * Kernel Corn:So destroy the goat gravestones?
 * Rose:Goat rifts. *gets glared at by Kernel Corn* Well...same thing really, oh whatever! Point is, we need to destroy those things...or else...
 * Arctic Trooper:Or else what?
 * Rose: Our world will be ruled, and inhabited, by only goats.
 * Kernel Corn: *gasps* What are we waiting for?!?!
 * *A quick montage is shown of Rose, Kernel Corn and Arctic Trooper shutting down goat rifts, while also being rammed by goats, until they encounter one huge rift*
 * Arctic Trooper:What the...?
 * Rose:The final rift. Hmm...seems to be no goats nearby. Odd. *begins to shut down the rift, when suddenly, a blue, fiery portal appears, where two giant hooves jolt out and suddenly, a giant flaming goat jumps out of the portal*
 * Gargoatuar:Baaa...
 * Kernel Corn:It's...IT'S HUGE!
 * Gargoatuar:Baaa...you are getting in our way...not letting us take over this dying planet...our time will come now...baaa...
 * Arctic Trooper:So you're like us, you want to rule all the world yourself huh? Sorry, only room in this war for two teams.
 * Rose: *glares at Arctic Trooper* We really just want peace but, whatever you think this war is about Arctic Idiot.
 * Arctic Trooper: *growls and begins to arm his ZPG at Rose, who lures him to fire at Gargoatuar*
 * Gargoatuar:BAAA! YOU! YOU SHALL PAY!
 * Arctic Trooper:It...It was the Rose! *runs away while Gargoatuar chases after him*
 * Rose:Now! Kernel! Fire with me!
 * Kernel Corn:Got it!
 * *Rose and Kernel Corn fire at Gargoatuar until explodes into a fiery blitz, destroying the goat rift and launches Arctic Trooper away*
 * Arctic Trooper:YAAA!!! WHY ME?!?! *falls into nearby bushes*
 * Kernel Corn:You want to bother...
 * Rose:No.
 * Kernel Corn:So...about the wand?
 * Rose:I know what to do. *places the wand of sweet spells on the ground, then stomps it into 100 pieces* Now nobody should be able to use its power anymore.
 * Kernel Corn:Exactly, now, let's head home. That's enough magic for me.
 * Rose:I must say, I agree.
 * *Both of them begin walking back home, when suddenly, the vampire zombie who was turned into a goat appears in front of the camera*
 * Vampire Zombie #3:VAAA!!!
 * *end of episode*

Trivia

 * This episode is based off the Rose quests in the Backyard Battleground.
 * However, unlike the quest, Baron von Bats is fought in the battleground, not Colizuem.
 * This is due to the Colizuem being planned for a separate episode.
 * This is the second episode which confirms Kernel Corn's interest for Rose.
 * The words the vampire zombies change with "V"s are words starting with W, S, B, and P.
 * The end of the episode possibly confirms that the wand of sweet spells' goat-magic is irreversible, or takes a long time to revert back to a cursed subject's original form.
 * Unlike the games, Gargoatuar actually speaks, even if its really slowly.
 * The episode reveals the plants' reason for fighting, wanting peace by ridding of the evil zombies (at least, for Rose.)
 * Vampire Flower and Count Chompula were originally going to speak like the Vampire Zombies, but was changed due to complications.