Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160630105013

Pumpkin Pro wrote: Decoy: I know that MRF. I'm not that stupid. *Teleports* (A swashbuckler head sprouts above the decoy.)

Bill: Stupid? How come you charged her, you idiot?! You do realize she's gonna f**k your a** if you come near her, after all! YOU PEOPLE CAN'T STOP ME! ONE DAY, I WILL GAIN MY OWN RP, BE A GOD, APPEAR EVERY SECOND, & THERE'S NOTHING YOU A**HOLES CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!

(House of the dreaming Snow Pea)

Snow Pea: Yeah, Mr. Pussy Cat or whatever the hell you are...I'll just back right out of this door-

(The doors suddenly got a crack ripped open in it, & a disfigured face squeezes through the crack.)

???: HERE'S FREDDY!!!

Snow Pea: AAAAAAH!!!!

(House of the Fire Pea)

Fire Peashooter: Damn it, turn the TV down!

(A final scream was heard before a THUMP!)

Fire Pea: F**k it, you little b***h...*marches to the living room, only to find a TV that was never on & her mischievous sibling lying on the floor, his juice oozing from a wound with a big-a** machete in it, his sap soaking up on the carpet...the teen then lets a SCREEEEEAAAAAAM!!!!!*