Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160511122029/@comment-26826553-20160528082635

Well, I'm showing stuff I may probably never bring to fruition in the form of a trailer, so yeah...



Hannibal: This summer is going to drive you to the jaws of insanity, Clarice. (Scene changes from within the mental hospital to KindergarZen)

James Carter: Just climb that greasy flagpole already, damn it!

(Just as in Mulan, all the kids didn’t manage to reach the top; they all slid back down the pole abruptly, one by one.)

…

(Scene changes to a labyrinth of metal walls, with an aerial view of the kids trying to navigate the maze.)

Stan (undecided, though I may pick this): Have we lost him?

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Kyle (undecided, though I may pick this): I think-

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(A fist goes right through the wall behind them, & it rips the wall away, revealing The Terminator with a fiery bell-pepper MiniGun in his other hand, who slowly walks towards them.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Eric (Cartlan, from Cartmelan): S**t! Screw you guys, I’m out of here! *runs off through a random path*

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(A panel on the ground opens up & spits out a jack-in-a-box. An orange stinger immediately grabs it & was about to throw it at The Terminator when the box opens & reveals several jack heads laughing in unison…BOOM!)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Stan: Oh my gosh, they killed Kenny!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Kyle: You bast- <p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Terminator: *raises MiniGun* He’ll be back. *scares them off by peppering the ground (literally) & gives chase* <p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene returns to mental hospital)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hannibal: This summer is one you wish would soon be over, Ms. Starling. You know very well that I’m not joking. *raises a rolled-up newspaper* I have access to the news.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(The following scenes (in bullets) flash in quick succession as Dr. Lecter’s “speech” still continues in the background.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hannibal (background audio): The multiple criminal cases that lie ahead of you are the least of your problems.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*A clawed glove rising from the foam of a full bath tub

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*In the night, a machete leaf flying & pinning a random victim’s face into a telephone pole

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*In the night, a red crossed circle (as in the signature of the Zodiac Killer crossed circle) crosshair appearing on the forehead of a random victim

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The victim from the same scene earlier juicing (bleeding) all over the road, with a smiley face drawn next to him/her in his/her own juice (the signature of Red John…yeah, I combined two killers in one)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*A robber found in the morning, pinned to the road with nails in multiple places in front of a jewelry store, with the words “Thou shall not steal” written next to her in her own juice.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene returns to the mental hospital.) <p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hannibal: The lambs will not be silenced, Ms. Starling. They will keep screaming until you either solve every dilemma you are entasked to solve, or they are completely silenced forever by quiet killers.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene changes to a dirty room underground)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Billy Doll: Hello, I want to play a game. *voice becomes background audio as a scene flash (below) occurs* I deem you all unworthy of the bodies you possess, of the lives you’ve been given. But I’m going to give you all a chance of redemption. The clock is ticking. Live or die. It’s your choice.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">(The scene flashes quickly through the rest of the underground complex, showing guillotines, buzzsaws, nail bombs, jumper cables, even a bridge over bubbling purple acid & an axe by the end…seems familiar, if you ask me. As screams of pain, agony, & fear grow louder & more frequent, the scene returns to the room, the camera focusing on the Billy Doll’s face.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Billy Doll: Let the games begin. *self-destructs*

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene returns to the mental hospital)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Hannibal: Be thankful Keyser Soze isn’t around anymore, or so I heard…Enjoy your freedom while it lasts, Clarice. You will not be able to sleep for a long, long time… <p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene changes to a view of Suburbia at night as marching is heard in the background. The camera then focuses on a zeppelin flying overhead with a huge flatscreen which goes on.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Zomboss (head on TV): I’ve given you all one last chance to surrender your brains, Suburbians. *voice goes to background (quick scene succession again)* I gave you one too many chances. Now, whether you surrender or choose to fight until the end, you will all join us, the undead, no matter what.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Nazis marching & encircling the borders of Suburbia

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Nazis raising their rifles, ready to shoot

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Grenades bouncing on the street & ZPGs flying as Nazis bring about chaos. Quite a few children are fighting, & surprisingly, not a single adult plant can be seen.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*A Giga-Gargantuar slams its fists on the ground, hulk-smash style, repeatedly.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene returns to blip TV)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Zomboss: Haha…Oh, David, it was nice knowing you. I’ll see your brains on my table in the morning. In fact, I’ll see all of you trudging around in the cemetery in the morning because-

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nazis: *all do Nazi salute* ALL UR BRAINZ R BELONG TO US! HEIL ZITLER! HEIL ZITLER! <p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;border-width:initial;border-style:none;padding:0in;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family: "Helvetica","sans-serif"">Zomboss: Yeah, that’s right, &- hey, it’s Zomboss, not Zitler, you dumba**es! FORWARD, NOW! <p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(On a giant cemetery battlefield just beyond Suburbia’s borders, Carrie, Ewen, & the rest of the Ghoulbuster army are fighting carcasses that pop out of graves & quite a considerable amount of Nazis.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Ewen: Wow *voice becomes background* I never knew Halloween would be this early. *dodges a gravestone flying over his head* I did Nazi that coming! But if this really were advanced Halloween, I'd give it a rating of s**tty zero!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(In an unknown building far from Suburbia & the cemetery, Dynamo Jack’s Squash Squad was battling Gamma Alpha Gamma Omega (the punkhead football fraternity team of Cadavro Marrows, Jack's Necro-Expendable counterpart), scene returns to cemetery.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Carrie: *next to Ewen,with binoculars* No s**t Ewen.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene changes to the same building earlier, showing all The Expendables fighting. Ivan Drago (archenemy of Rocky Rambo) does an ominous ground pound, & scene goes black before the scene returns to Carrie.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Carrie: *drops binoculars* No s**t.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene changes, as the camera focuses on a Nazi officer’s face)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Nazi: Schw**nhund (b***h)! Take the beast down, now! V*rstd*mmst*n e*sel (F**king a**)!

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Black Stinger: *voice in the background (quick scene flash again)* Let me take this, guys. I am always with you

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*A Predator cloaked on a building balcony, hurling a Combi-stick.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The sea churning & bubbling

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*A Jigsaw victim screaming as a device on his/her neck slices his/her head off

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Jason throwing a machete at Freddy (probably gonna be a zombie), who simply catches the blade with his claws & cackles

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*T-850 ZSM-665 throwing a stygian iron kopis at T-850 ZSM-101, who simply counters the saber by batting it away with his long chainsword/chainsawrd/mecha-maquahuitl (nah, chainsawrd seems awkward), which whirrs & blazes to life.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Kids fighting Nazis in the street at night. Cartlan raises a super leaf & gains a raccoon suit.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The Terminator punching through a random G*GO frat member’s head, ripping out the brain, setting it ablaze, & hurling it forwards, the burning brain going through the heads of many more GAG* frat members

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Chompzilla emerging from the sea & roaring while his mechanical counterpart answers with its own growl before its hands begin to fire missiles

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*A T-1000 bursting through a window, right behind Carrie & Ewen & then spits out a plasma javelin

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The Terminator on his fiery Harley-Davidson motorbike, shooting right ahead with an AR-18

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Nazis aiming their rifles at Suburbia’s walls

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*In the nighttime street fight, a Giga-Gargantuar slowly gets up from the ground, rising in front of horrified kids he is casting his shadow on

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene changes to the house were the conversation was taking place.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Kyle: Whoa, no need to give such a speech, Kenny. Besides, you said you'll always be back whenever you die, right? Your power is pretty cool-

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Black Stinger: Grrr…(I was supposed to cry…my tears retreated) It’s not “pretty cool” Kyle, it f**king hurts! And it f**king hurts more when none of you a**holes even remember…ah, forget it *faceleaf*

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Quick scene flash)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*The Terminator & The Obliterator engaging one another in a duel, chainsword (mecha-maquahuitl if you’d like to see it as that) vs. unearthly kopis as the other Expendables battle around them. John McClane’s “Yippie-ki-yay motherf**ker!” is heard in the background

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Chompzilla & Mecha-Chompzilla fighting up close & personal on an unknown island. Mecha-Chompzilla a.k.a. Gigan-Chompzilla (yes, I combined Gigan with Mecha-Godzilla) grabs the kaiju king & forcefully pulls it towards its whirring belly buzzsaw, causing Chompzilla to juice (bleed) like crazy & roar loudly before pushing the pseudo-Chompzilla away with his atomic breath

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Freddy & Jason run towards one another. Voorhees brings one of his machete leaves down on Freddy’s head, who blocks it with his claws & b***h-slaps Jason with his other hand, who retaliates by stabbing Freddy’s guts with another machete leaf.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Kenny (in his black stinger (Mysterion) guise) kicking a Nazi to the ground, while Eric (in his Coon suit) follows by whacking the head off another Nazi with a tail whack

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*A Predator leaping from the building balcony & hurling a Smart-Disc

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Carrie shattering a zombie’s head with her PF scream as Ewen summons will-o-the-wisps (his PF effect flames) from the ground to roast all carcasses & graves ahead

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Kyle shouts “FATA**!”

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Nukes flying in the sky

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Hannibal Lecter biting the face of a guard who gave him his dinner

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Berries flying from the top of a building & splattering on the Nazis below

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Carrie yelling “FIRE” as cobs begin shooting.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Chompzilla rushing against a barrage of radioactive banana missiles & crunching Mecha-Chompzilla’s neck

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*In a shot (with the camera viewing from the position of what seems to be the bottom of an open grave), The Terminator (in “Spirit of Vengeance mode”, since his endoskull (as well as his hand) is skinless, & it (also the hand) was blazing an angelic blue) was crouching & reaching down slowly with his bare endoskeleton hand, as if he was reaching for the camera to caress it.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">*Professor Marsh hurls a fiery Stego-plate shuriken at the screen, turning the screen black

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Kindergarden: Dog Days

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(Scene shows close-up of another Billy Doll’s face)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Billy Doll: You have failed your final test.

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">(One scene shows a Xenochomper bursting out of a random victim’s chest (with Marigold petals; the trait it took from its host) & screeching, & one last scene shows the Bowser Bridge getting axed, causing it to crumble & fall into the purple acid below. Screaming is still heard, to ominous effect, in the background.)

<p style="margin:12pt0in;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica","sans-serif"">Billy Doll: *ejects cassette tape & camera chip from its mouth* Game over. *self-destructs*