Board Thread:Literature/@comment-25488230-20160618221735

I don't know what I'm getting into anymore. I can feel breathing behind my shoulder, but it might as well just be another hallucination. I am prone to hallucinations, after all...

So, as you could expect, I am writing about my personal experiences with the game this wiki, heh, "explain"s. But it explains so little. It's honestly like the deep web, where this wiki only covers the surface web. I'm almost certain this wiki knows of the "deep web" part of this perverted game, they just don't want to show what messed up stuff the creators have put into this. You probably don't believe me anyways. I might as well get to the story, I feel like I'm stalling it for far too long.

But I was messing about on my iPhone 6 until I eventually found this game called Plants vs. Zombies 2. Okay, I just like to pretend it's an iPhone6; it's actually a iPhone 5c. Regardless, I started to download it. It's graphics looked good and the description was enticing. However, the reviews I saw were subpar, but this was greatly overwhelmed by the general rating of the game. I shrugged. "These reviews must just be a minority out of thousands", I told myself. But if I only looked at the actual review itself, I could have saved myself a lot of anguish. I feel the breathing intensifying as I write this. Is it trying to distract me? Whatever. I can't stop now. So when it downloaded, I started it up. The graphics, contrary to what I said before, were abysmal. They were low resolution and the animations were extremely choppy. Absurd coming from EA.

The loading was a whole new world though. It took what felt like a second, though that could just be time going fast. After all, I wouldn't doubt that after what happens later. It asks for my name, and as usual, I don't put my real name. I put "PvZ2 Player". Plants vs. Zombies 2 crashed when I put that, though. This was only the start. When I opened the app again, it asked for my name again. I hesitantly put in my real name. I won't share it here, though. Don't get too excited about a person who's probably about to die. The game proceeded to ask for my age. Going off the idea that it would crash if I lied, I put in my real age. Once again, not sharing due to privacy. It asked for my location. Now, it showed that this one was optional. I tried to exit out of that question, but the game crashed again. All my hope was bulldozed. These twisted developers would know where I live. ONCE AGAIN. I am not sharing my co-ordination, that would just be ludicrous of me. Some stalker out there would try to track me down. It finally let me start the game.

The music of the tutorial (which I was forced to go through) was, following the theme of appauling resolution; it almost felt like it was intentional, to repel me from my fate. Too late. It told me to plant a Peashooter, which almost instantly withered. The game said something, but not through text. Through  the voice of an average middle-aged man, coming from the speaker. It felt almost as if he was forced to say it. Like his life was at risk if he didn't. "Accept the plant's fate and move on." The voice had a large contrast in terms of quality against the music, but whatever. Still pretty bad recording software.

The rest of the day was skipped to day 2. It showed me with a Peashooter and a Sunflower seed packet, however the Peashooter seed packet was recharging, and by the looks of it, the recharge was glitching. I would never be able to use it. I planted down the Sunflower, and the same message but this time two people said it, the new, younger one more agonizing than the other one. "Accept the plant's fate and move on." Now, instead of it withering, a zombie ran onto the lawn and started relentlessly ripping off the Sunflower's petals. It had started to cry, and the audio of a little girl crying played. The Sunflower's stem, when all the petals were torn off, was snapped in half by the zombie. I heard the paralyzing scream of the same little girl screaming as if she was being murdered. I shed a tear, as stupid as that seems. But god did that sound haunt me to this second. Ugh, I feel sick to my stomach. It was then the breathing started to come in. I was almost sure I was just feeling the wind or something, but it was warm. Warmer than any wind should be.

I didn't bother looking behind me. That could lead to my inevitable fate. But now that thought is getting real tempting. I might post this, check behind me, and if I live, edit it so I can continue my story. 