Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5889122-20150801052735/@comment-24235314-20150810030939

MysteryKing wrote: ScourgesCustomPlants wrote: I go back in time to the Big Bang and bring back a copy of the first instance of the universe, frozen in a way that it will still provide power but will not expand. Having nearly infinite power, I hook up a powerful alien weapon capable of turning the entirety of the castle (except for the Cookie, of course) into sand. Once all layers and guards have been sand-ified, I take the Cookie and run off with it. Sorry but alien power isn't strong enough to do that. wait

how

it's powered by the start of the mother-loving universe

this is ridiculous