Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-30553109-20170506014945/@comment-24471175-20170721200840

I'm going to try balancing/replacing the OP non-sense I posted earlier. A bit more reasonable...

Genetic Cloning Experiment: Brainy

Science Trick

Cost: 2 Brains

Bounce a Zombie. Conjure 2 copies of that zombie

Cosmic Cosmic: Kabloom

Trick

Cost: 2 Sun

Conjure 2 Cosmic cards (Cosmic Flower, Cosmic Nut, etc)

King Midas: Sneaky

History Zombie

Cost: 5 Brains

Stats: 4/4

Gravestone. Deadly. When this hurts the plant hero: Shuffle four Pots of Gold into your deck.

Cyborg Ninja totally not from a particularly popular FPS game: Hearty

Science Sports Zombie

Cost: 5 Brains

Stats: 0/6

When this is hurt: Gain a Medic

While this is at full health: This has +5 Strength.

Plant Hero Assasin Imp: Brainy

I actually think this one is balanced. Sure, you can teleport it in on turn 9, but playing nothing else that turn they can Wallnut Bowling or block all ground lanes. The Imp is useless if it gets blocked by any plant.

You could also wait until turn 12 to Teleport + Assasin Imp + 3-Brain Trick to empty a lane, but by then Garg Feast becomes superior.

Zombot Refridgerator-6000: Beastly (Legendary)

Science Gourmet Zombie

Cost: 6 Brains

Stats: 4/5

Amphibious. When Played: Make two gourmet zombies in random lanes, and a Rotting Food Enviroment.

Rotting Food Enviroment: Gourmet Garbage Enviroment. Costs 3 Brains (If Gigant conjures it). Plants here get -2/-2

Additional weirdness:

Assault and Pepper: Solar

Pepper Plant

Cost: 4 Sun

Stats: 3/3

When a Zombie is destroyed: This gets +1/+1

Pole Dancer Zombie: Crazy

Dancing Failure Zombie

Cost: 3 Brains

Stats: 2/4

While in an enviroment: This has Overshoot 3

Palmmunist: Guardian

Tree Plant

Cost: 6 Sun

Stats: 6/6

Everything costs 6 Sun.

Alchemist Zombie: Brainy

Science Zombie

Cost: 4 Brains

Stats: 3/3

Bullseye, When Played in an enviroment: Conjure a Pot of Gold

Bean Bag: Smarty

Bean Trick

Cost: 6 Brains

Conjure 3 Beans. They all get Team-up