Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-25083348-20151119160845/@comment-26826553-20151217050739

DatDramaPlant wrote: Fire Peashooter: You should have said that earlier. *chomps on a piece of pepper* Terminator: That won't work out, you know. He will simply regenerate. Plus, he has my fire immunity. Sheesh, with that act you seem to have turned into a zombie...

So, why did I even bother cloning myself in the first place? Well, originally, I was supposed to go to the time of the stupid race - what was it called again? Ridiculous race? Anyway, I had no intention of joining the race, I only intended to do my mission: Sneak up on that traitorous Cactus, chop off her head, & send it to Crazy Dave as proof that she's terminated. But then, he drafted me on another important mission. Due to that last minute change-of-plans, I wondered who will fulfill my original mission. But then Dave asked me if I would like to be the first plant to be cloned by him.

Superbean: Terrible choice, man.

Terminator: What? The cloning machine was just a prototype, so none of us had an idea of what wll be the end result. So yeah, in front of my wife, child, & everyone else, I stepped into the cloning machine, & bam! The next minute, there was another Pepper-pult on the floor. At first, it seemed to be 100% me. But it turns out, that fact was only half-true.

Agent K: I actually expected that right from the start.

Terminator: Or did you? Turns out, instead of being muscular, the guy was a fatty. He wasn't even immune to water. Instead of a German accent, he spoke like a Mexican. Neither did he have most of my powers, like having a transforming hand. And yeah, although we implanted into his mind my memories & personality, he only retained 50%. Half of the time, he acts like me.

Dynamo Jack: And the other half was bulls***!

Terminator: Exactly! He doesn't remember that he once served Alexander the Great, nor does he remember MY wife & kids (actually,I'm thankful he doesn't). You see, we can't have a clone of me running around & screwing s*** up! We have to terminate it. Not him. It. We must-

(Terminator clone wakes up)

T. Clone - What the...Where am I...urkk...(sees Fire Pea) SENYORITA! IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU! (jumps on Fire Pea to give a bear hug)