Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160703102409/@comment-26826553-20160723124226

King Scattershot: *throws more black bowling bulbs which chase more targets*

(Meanwhile, on the shores of Suburbia, people are gathering around what seems to be a huge mass of rotting s**t. Turns out, it was a corpse. It was a corpse of something huge, roasted & shredded beyond recognition.)

(Everyone was huddling around it. The media was in a frenzy. The whole thing was in chaos. But no one dared get too near. There were high levels of radioactivity within the corpse. A certain Dr. Ishiro Serizawa then approached the carcass. The doctor was an expert in huge plants known as kaiju.)

Dr. Serizawa: I know this beast. Back in the '70s, a huge being dubbed "Gezora" by the media began to ravage Suburbia. It was only when it was driven back by several warships did it finally halt its assault.

Random news reporter: Dr., what did you think killed the creature?

Dr. Serizawa: The leaf (claw) & teeth marks on the carcass are enough evidence to point out the culprit. The high levels of radioactivity & the charred state of this rotting creature should be sufficient to make the killer all the more obvious.

Random news reporter: You mean-

Dr. Serizawa: Yes. I need not talk about this anymore. But I need to tell you this. The Gezoras only dwell within the upper-mid ocean level just a few miles from the coast. The killer lives in deep trenches several miles from Suburbia. The very fact that one of these "squids" was slain by the monster just proves something is not right. Never has that killer ever ventured so near our shores for about the last 50 years or so...Until now