User blog:That Really Annoying Guy/DDP=King Dedede (Illuminati) (Joke)

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Dat Drama Plant.

A seemingly normal user, right?

Utterly harmless, right?

But maybe not.

Yes, that's right.

He might be something else.

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Yes it's me. TRAG here. And this is my 999th illumaniti theroy. I am 9 years old. I have my trusty MLG Notepad and microscope. After many hours of studying, drinking mountin dew and eating dorito's, I believe I have found something. DDP. Sound's like "DDD" or "DeDeDe", right? Like King DeDeDe.And guess what? DDP profile pic is a rotobaga in an iceland. Penguins live in icy places. And King dedede is/is a penguin./like. But wait.

Theres more.

DDP has 3 letters in it, right?

Dedede has 6.

The illuminati has 3 sides.

Then there is the 6.

3 6's is 666.

ILUMANITI CONFIRMED.

Oh, plus he's a discussion mod. Dmods are the 3rd listed/least powerful staff type.

What do you think?

Stay tuned for more!

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(But wait!

What if...

DDP actually means...

"Dank Dank Pingas"?

Seems legit.)