Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-30553109-20170506014945/@comment-24471175-20170704221448

Various Joke Cards:

Berserker: Hearty

Sports Zombie

Cost: 3 Brains

Stats: 3/1

Frenzy, When this is revealed: This cannot be hurt this turn.

"The stuff of Pineclone's nightmares"

EXTRA THICC Imposter: Sneaky (Appears to be an Imposter but it's body is absurdly large)

Imp Zombie

Cost: 1 Brains

Stats: 2/2

When Destroyed: Conjure a 5-Cost Gargantuar

"Imp-Throwing Gargantuar's Halloween costume. Please dont judge"

Note: I made this slightly better in terms in stats to the Imposter, because cheap Imps help more early game, where as this gives you an expensive card you cant play until much later. Also because its EXTRA THICC

Spray Weed: Kabloom

Cost: 3 Sun

Trick

Make 1/1 Weeds here and next door.

Note: Weed costs 1 Sun and has no abilities.

"The only thing gardeners pull before their produce"

Cone Kart Racer Zombie: Hearty

Sports Science Zombie

Stats: 3/3.

Gravestone, When anything does damage: This moves to a random lane.

"He mistakes every sound as the GO signal"

Rice Dragon: Smarty

Cost: 7 Sun

Stats: 5/3

Animal Plant

Amphibious, Splash Damage 5. When a Zombie becomes Frozen: This moves to it's lane.

"It's RICE to see you frozen one..."

Zombot Multi-Stage Masher Disco Floor: Crazy (Legendary enviroment)

Cost: 4 Brains

Dancing Enviroment

When you play a zombie here: Conjure a Dancing card and move this zombie to a random lane. If its a dancing zombie it gets +2 strength.

"You can call it ZMSMDF for short, but no ones sure how its pronounced."

Re-occuring Villain: Beastly

Cost: 1 Brain

Science Monster Zombie (An evil genius or Frankenstein like)

Stats: 1/1

When Played: Shuffle two re-occuring Villains into your deck. All Re-Occuring Villains get +1/+1 for the rest of the game.

Note: Zombie counterpart to Clique Peas. Intended to be a joke on re-occuring TV show or videogame villains, who keep coming back stronger.

"If you want to be a zombie hero number one. You got to chase a plant hero on the run!

Flower Dough Bread: Solar

Cost: 2 Sun

Trick

Heal yourself for 2 for every flower on the field. Conjure a Flower

"The main ingredient in Crazy Dave's Taco Shells"