Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20190619122814/@comment-25579665-20190626103434

Blueflare95 wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: Blueflare95 wrote: How are imps made? (Like what do you expect? How could there be such small human beings the size of a lawn gnome revived from the dead? How can you explain this anatomy? More importantly, WHAT EXACTLY IS THEIR PURPOSE? HOW? WHAT? WHY?)   Scientist:Actually yes, we do just revive short people.

Foot Soldier:...those are children sir. Ohhhhhhhhh... Now I see...

(Reports child abuse to FBI) FBI: FBI OPEN UP! WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAD ZOMBIE SCIENTIST WHO USED DEAD INNOCENT CHILDREN AS UNDEAD ARMY ESSENTIALS KNOWN AS IMPS!