Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-28270366-20160423012924/@comment-26826553-20160505044938

//Well, The Terminator has a lot of primary & secondary targets in 1941...Just saying.

Terminator: *knoks on the door*

Normal human: *opens door* Yes?

Terminator: Yalton Ivanov?

Yalton: Uh-huh-

Terminator: *shoots him in the face with his shotgun then steps on his face, roasting his body to ashes, which get blown away by the cold winds...he then enters the bed, finds his girlfriend on the bed, & does the same*

//Well, Yalton & his girlfriend will have a son who will eventually become undead & be a great zombie general...Nevermind, I just put them there for the purpose of getting killed & nothing much more. Since they're both dead, their son will never come to be; therefore, Zomboss loses a valuable soldier- Oh right, since their son never existed thanks to The Terminator, Zomboss doesn't remember even having a soldier named Ivanov...It is cruel, but then again, it's nothing personal on The Terminator's part. He's just a cyborg programmed to kill. That shows the deadly tried-&-tested method of eliminating a dangerous enemy: it's either you kill him/her or kill his/her ancestors, either way, they won't exist to do what they were supposed to do...Wait, if he doesn't exist, then wouldn't that mean that...what were we talking about again?)

(The Terminator casually walks out of the door, already looking for his next target.)