Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-28270366-20161112115815/@comment-27853587-20161124153127

Mag: (imitates a zombie) Your rustiness, do you want me to shine you bolts? Or polish your rust? Or dump water so nobody steels your rusty armour?

Mag: Your toaster missiles could be toasted and eaten! Your rusty bolt shooting skills are too rusty! Your laser beam can't beat that of a baby laser bean! Your sheild is puny and puny! And even if you use your shrink ray, someone will stop it. You could be lured by gold, blew up by Inferno, and a few boomerangs could strike you dead. The only reason you are alive is your sheild and potions! Stop cheating and give us a normal fight and make this go faster!