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Zomboss: Hmmm ... I'm clearly not smart enough to sieze the property of David's neighbor. I must go to college again to get a Ph.D. in Thanatology! I must study death more seriously! Oh, hi, undead piggy bank. I'll deposit this coin into your stomach to save up for college. After I fell to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and got blasted by birds, I think it's time to work on my skills.

Pig: Oink. (Translation: Agreed.)

When he does show up at College, his brainless minions decide to follow him. They try to eat everyone's brains. They manage to leave everyone brainless except for Dr. Edgar George Zomboss, but he can't earn his Ph.D. because there aren't any professors with brains anymore.

Zomboss: Oh, well, at least I multiplied my army a hundredfold. TO DAVID'S NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE!!

(Side note: David refers to Crazy Dave.)