Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-28629991-20180114163800/@comment-35250903-20180210141951

IAmPlayer wrote: Thanks for the support on Glitchy Zombies. Now, here i introduce you, to the GLICTHY PLANTS, ENJOY! I hope i get the same review as MicoLazaro23 on Glitchy Zombie, it made me laugh so hard.

The cards won't be as absurd as the zombie ones, well because i'm running out of ideas.

Arbritlily Code Execution
''Okay. Play Peashooter on heights along with Puff-Shroom, it must be in front of Peashooter. Then, play Reincarnation on the middle lane. Play Captain Cucumber on the fifth lane, and play Berry Blast. Make sure you have 4 Pod Fighters in your hand, a Podfather, and two Plant Foods, then use Flourish. Now you'll get Missing Zombie in the Smarty class.''
 * Set - Rarity : ??? - Super Rare
 * Class : PvZH Mega-Grow Icon.png-Grow
 * Stats : 3 cost
 * Tribe : Glitchy Flower Trick
 * Trait : None
 * Ability : Conjure three Glitchy Plants. Shuffle Reboot System on the Zombie Hero's deck.

The description references on Gameboy games, or any 8-bit games (but mostly on Gameboy) exploit mechanic called "Arbritrary Code Execution". Which requires you to do absurd steps to get a glitchy results.

Gl1tch
Based on DsFanboy's w:c:pvzcc:Gl1tch, but has a totally different ability. ''Seriously, you mess the game as a Zombie Hero and now the PLANT HERO TOO? Stop it, please!''
 * Set - Rarity : Token
 * Class : PvZH Mega-Grow Icon.png-Grow
 * Stats : 1 cost 1/3
 * Tribe : Glitchy Pea Plant
 * Trait : Frenzy, Double Strike
 * Ability : When played : Conjure a Pea, and it gets Frozen and +255.

#MISSING_PLANT#
''Overshoot on Plants?! What the?!''
 * Set - Rarity : Token
 * Class : PvZH Kabloom Icon.pngom
 * Stats : 7 cost 7/-1
 * Tribe : Glitchy Berry Plant
 * Trait : Overshoot 200
 * Ability : This gets -18/+0 when you spend 7 this turn.
 * Before combat here : Freeze this plant.

Flourish Matter Zucchini
''Now you're combining plants' names? Geez.''
 * Set - Rarity : Token
 * Class : PvZH Guardian Icon.pngian
 * Stats : 0 cost 0/1
 * Tribe : Glitchy Professional Dragon Plant
 * Trait : Armored 255
 * Ability : When destroyed : This transforms into 1/1 Zombie.

sunflower
''you ruin the capitalization now?! seriously?!''
 * Set - Rarity : Token
 * Class : PvZH Solar Icon.png, PvZH Sneaky Icon.pngy
 * Stats : 1 cost 4/3
 * Tribe : Glitchy Plant
 * Trait : Strikethrough
 * Ability : destroy all plants.

d
The real name is a random binary. Can you decipher 00110110 00110101 00100000 00110110 00111001 00100000 00110110 00110010 00100000 00110110 01100100 00100000 00110110 01100110 00100000 00110101 01100001 00100000 00110010 00110000 00100000 00110110 00110111 00100000 00110110 01100101 00100000 00110110 00111001 00100000 00110111 00110011 00100000 00110111 00110011 00100000 00110110 00111001 00100000 00110100 01100100 for me?
 * Set - Rarity : Token
 * Class : PvZH Hearty Icon.pngy, PvZH Smarty Icon.pngy
 * Stats : 1 cost 1/1
 * Tribe : Glitchy Flower Plant
 * Trait : Frenzy, Deadly, Team-Up
 * Ability : This does double damage to the Plant Hero. This gets +1 when destroying a zombie.

Reboot System acts like Hex Olive Green, but for zombies, and it's in Beastly class. Opinions - because you asked for it: Arbritlily Code Execution Plant version of Diggin' Glitches. Not much to say. Description is too long though. I guess the absurdity you're aiming for goes as far as the description going off-screen, eh? Gl1tch Why tho? For a 1-cost that can potentially insta-kill the Zombie Hero, you're pretty goddamn bold. Frenzy is zombie-exclusive, btw, unless you're aiming for that type of absurdity as well. And even if it wasn't What would happen? Example scenario: this is opposing two Button Mushrooms. Since it has Frenzy, it'll pwn both mushrooms with 1 health to spare, and since it has no further fighter targets, it will directly attack the Zombie Hero. Then there's Double Strike, which damages the Hero again. That's 2 triggers for the Block Meter for only 2 damage. So what? Yeah, I asked myself, so what? Anyway, If the Conjured Pea was, for example, a Wing-nut: if the Zombie Hero does not have enough firepower to defeat it or the lack of direct damage or insta-kill tricks, then they've just lost twelve-and-a-half full health meters. And that's gonna send them to hell and back and to hell and back and to hell and back - TWELVE (and a half) TIMES. The Freeze only lasts for 1 turn, mind you. If this gets loose, prepare for trouble. Well, if there are fighters blocking the Conjured Pea with 255 Str for no apparent reason, then you're fine, but still! #MISSING_PLANT# Reference to MissingNo.? Anyway, Overshoot is yet again, a Zombie-exclusive trait. Having negative health, for obvious reasons, kills the fighter. So it stops there. but even if it did... I have no frickin idea. Does its ability trigger when the amount of spent sun is equal and only equal to 7? Or if ≥7 Sun is used? And if it is even triggered, both of its stats will be negative. And which comes first: Overshoot or Freeze? Because both have 'Before combat here:'. It's basically a kamikaze that forgot to detonate its own bomb, but died anyway for no apparent reason. Absurd, it is, but existent, it is not. Flourish Matter Zucchini First thing I've noticed is the tribes. It has Glitchy, Professional (a Zombie tribe), and Dragon, a tribe that D. M. Dragonfruit shares with, and it is also referenced in the glitchy bumhole's name. It may benefit from Professional synergies, like with the Zombie Middle Manager, which is just screwed up. Or it can benefit from Plant synergies, and I don't need to mention any of them. The only way to destroy it is to use insta-kill cards like Zombot 1000 or Locust Swarm. And if it is destroyed, it becomes a 1/1 Zombie which apparently sides to not white, not black, but GRAY. I mean seriously, if a Plant turns into a Zombie, to which side do you think should it side to? Then what, you'll start a frickin poll regarding it? Oh mai, oh mai. sunflower If it's Sneaky, which is a Zombie class, then Sneaky Heroes can use and/or obtain it. That alone, my friend, is some messed up shiz. When does the ability trigger? When played? When it does damage? It just randomly happens? Will it happen if Trump is president? If Clinton is president? And everything aside, a 1-cost 4/3 with Strikethrough is absurd. It's basically Zombot 1000, but with the guarantee of an easy win for the Zombie Hero. I didn't know what to say earlier, to be honest. d TFW you can't think of a name and poke your keyboard, only to give you the perfect idea for a name. It, yet again, has a Zombie class, Hearty. WHY?! If it is played by the Zombie Hero, it does DD to the Plant Hero. If it's in the Plant side it will most likely only be able to kill one Zombie because of its small health pool, despite having Frenzy and Deadly. It is also the only card Zombies can access that has Team-up, which is quite a big frickin deal. The binary you slapped in translates to '65 69 62 6d 6f 5a 20 67 6e 69 73 73 69 4d', which I assume is the intended name you didn't think about thoroughly. d is also nothing like Hex Olive Green. It doesn't destroy any of the Heroes' hands. And that leads to malfunction of the Block Meter due to overdrawing, lack of options except for Glitchy cards that harm the Plant hero, or much easier, conceding. Also, Smarty w/ Team-up? yells Guardian Overall, this is even messi-er(get it? MESSI IS BETTER THAN RONALDO) than the Glitchy Zombie shiz. This is entropy at its finest. 255/255. W̲̞͖̪ͅͅi̜̰̫̥̦͙̪l̷͖l͉̮̮̹̬̖̖ ̵͈̫ḏ̼͖̗̼̥̗ef̮̫͜ì̠n͓͍ͅi̱͚̜̙̤̳͢t̷̲̩̮e̪̭l̪y̡̱̮͖̖̞͕̬ ̤̖̥̼̖̟͓u̞̼s͇̠͔e̵͉̻̳̯ ͍͓̭̼̟̥̼́t̟̬̜̝h̭̣̝̭̣̞e̵̳̳̗͉̲̮͇s̱͇͉̯̣̗̯e̴̺͚͎ ̧̩̜̱̰a͚̹̗̮̰̮͠-̦̲̙͝ͅh̖̗͓͠o̜l̹e̦̳͇͠s̶̯̫̭̲.͇͖̗͕̖͈ͅ