User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 18 - The New King

How long has it been since one of these? Since May? Gosh, I need to make these at a better pace.

"Story"

 * *The 7 main zombie commanders are preparing a meeting. All-Star is looking at a crown put on a nearby desk. Quickly, someone whistles at him and he looks up*
 * All-Star:Sorry. That crown is just very shiny.
 * Captain Deadbeard:Like a treasure, that's true. Why arr we even here?
 * Scientist:Recently, I've noticed a change in the Gnomes' behavior. Using cameras, I've seen Gnomus try to lead his troops, but to no avail. I think this crown controls them.
 * Foot Soldier:With that logic he controls himself.
 * Super Brainz:No it makes sense. He was probably greedy so he made a device to mind control everyone else.
 * Imp:So are we going to give someone the crown to control the gnomes?
 * Scientist: *snaps his fingers* That's the plan! You're smart!
 * Imp:Yeah, that was sort of predictable. *slams his hands on the table* Who gets it?
 * Captain Deadbeard:I don't want to take off me hat, one of you can take it.
 * Super Brainz:It feels a little off to me.
 * All-Star:I got an idea!
 * *Everyone else looks at him*
 * Engineer:What is the idea?
 * All-Star: *points to Engineer* We give it to Engineer!
 * Scientist:What.
 * Foot Soldier:Huh?
 * Imp:HIM?!?!?!?
 * Scientist: *coughs a little* Please, explain.
 * All-Star:Nobody will expect it. An army of gnomes lead by zombies? They'll suspect you or Dr. Zomboss first!
 * Super Brainz:Good point.
 * Engineer:I...
 * Imp:Anyone else wanna acknowledge this is crazy?
 * Scientist:Better than you with it.
 * Imp:Hey!
 * Engineer:I'm honored really, I guess I can try. *he walks over to the desk, and looks at the others for permission, all of them but Imp nod. Scientist glares at them, and they nod too, then he puts on the crown and turns around* ...nothing changed.
 * Captain Deadbeard:You be like a captain and order at them!
 * Engineer:Uh...ok. *he puts his hand on the crown before commanding* Gnomes, come.
 * *Suddenly a large noise is heard*
 * Foot Soldier:What the?
 * *A horde of gnomes manage to break through the locked door, then all run to Engineer and salute*
 * All-Star:I think it works.
 * Scientist:Perfect. *he stands from his chair* ZOMBIES! THIS IS FINALLY THE TIME WE WIN! *he begins to laugh, and the other commanders awkwardly join him*
 * *Meanwhile, at the plant base*
 * Rose: *looking through an orb* This will not be good.
 * Kernel Corn: *sitting on a nearby chair* What is it?
 * Rose:The zombies. They got the crown of Gnomus.
 * Kernel Corn:So?
 * Rose:That crown was made by Gnomus to control all his fellow gnomes. If the zombies use the control themselves then...
 * Kernel Corn:They got a second army?
 * Rose:Correct.
 * Kernel Corn:Great. And I mean that in the bad way.
 * Rose:We need to destroy the crown.
 * Kernel Corn:But if we just take it, we can control the gnomes.
 * Rose:But is that morally correct?
 * Kernel Corn:... *looks down in shame* No.
 * Rose:This is our best bet. Come on. We should...*a Weed runs in* huh? What is it?
 * Weed:Gnomes! Hundreds of them! Outside! With weapons!
 * Rose:Calm down, what happened?
 * Weed:I TOLD YOU! GNOMES!
 * Kernel Corn:Maybe the one with the crown is there! *the two of them run outside, where they see all the gnomes fighting some of the plants. Nobody wearing a crown is in sight.*
 * Rose:Nothing.
 * Kernel Corn:Now what?
 * ???:The one with the crown doesn't need to be near to give orders.
 * *The two turn around to see Future Cactus looking at them*
 * Kernel Corn:What the?!?! Why did you come over so quietly?
 * Future Cactus:It just so happened to end up that way.
 * Rose:So where do you think the one with the crown is?
 * Future Cactus:The zombie's base, duh.
 * Rose:Alright. Want to come help us?
 * Future Cactus:I have other plans right now.
 * Rose:I see. But thanks for letting us know. *She and Kernel Corn begin to head to the zombie base*
 * Future Cactus: *looks over* Oh, that's not problem at all.
 * *Meanwhile, with the zombies*
 * Engineer: *glancing a TV screen* They follow orders well.
 * All-Star:Yeah. That crown, it's strong I tell you.
 * Engineer:Any reason you gave me the crown? I mean, suggested it?
 * All-Star:Just thought you'd be the least power hungry, that's all.
 * Engineer:Well, thanks for that. I mean, a lot of people think Scientist is the one that makes a lot of the robots, I never get credit. Now I can mean more.
 * All-Star:You feel that way?
 * Engineer:Honestly, yes.
 * All-Star:...dude, I promise, I'll try to tell everyone the truth when this is over then, ok?
 * Engineer:You don't have to, honest.
 * All-Star:But I should.
 * Engineer:...*puts one of his hands on the crown* One gnome, come here and make my friend All-Star feel better.
 * All-Star:I...*sees one of the gnomes come over and pat his back. He sighs* Ok, if you'd prefer it to be this way.
 * *Meanwhile, Rose and Kernel Corn are looking an entrance to the zombie's base.*
 * Kernel Corn:Are you sure only the two of us can do this?
 * Rose:There's other plants distracting the enemy on other sides. This should be easy. Use a Shuck Shot.
 * Kernel Corn:Got it. *he prepares a Shuck Shot and blasts down the door* Here we come!
 * Rose:Honestly that was a little much.
 * Kernel Corn: *blushes and looks over* You think?
 * Rose:Yeah. And uh...are you blushing?
 * Kernel Corn: *covers his face* No! No I'm not! Honestly, why would I? *he runs into the base out of embarrassment*
 * Rose:... *quietly* honestly, that was sort of cute. *shakes her head* Not that he knows.
 * *The two walk through the base, which is surprisingly quiet*
 * Kernel Corn:Nobody is here.
 * Rose:Someone has cleared this place out.
 * Kernel Corn:Huh?
 * Rose:Look. *she points at a dismantled weapon* That belonged to a Super Commando, usually they protect the base.
 * Kernel Corn:But nobody ordered another plant to come here.
 * Rose:...this isn't a plant.
 * Kernel Corn:What would a zombie gain then?
 * Rose:Kernel. Come on. It's clearly that Chemist guy. He's unpredictable. Let's get going. *the two continue run through the area, they see a door at the end of the hall, and break it open, noticing All-Star, a Gnome, and Engineer wearing the crown*
 * Engineer: *looking at the two* Uh...
 * All-Star:Hi. *he glances at Engineer awkwardly and points*
 * Engineer:Oh, yeah. *shouts* GNOMES! ATTACK!
 * Kernel Corn:There's no way they can all...*he hears a noise and turns around, noticing a swarm of gnomes running over* WHAT?
 * Rose: *spins her wand and uses Time Snare on them* That gives us a few minutes. Kernel! Attack Engineer!
 * Kernel Corn:I know that! *he fires at them, but they keep dodging the attacks* Hey!
 * Engineer:I want to survive! Or at least keep the crown so I don't get in trouble. Can't blame me! *he gets on his Jackhammer and drills away, leaving only All-Star*
 * All-Star:...*takes out an Imp Punt* Let's end this fast.
 * Rose:Not if I have anything to say about it! *she uses a Goatify, but the Imp Punt is released and explodes before All-Star is turned into a goat, blowing the two up*
 * *Rose and Kernel Corn respawn outside the zombie base, where they see Engineer. He glances over*
 * Engineer:You can't beat me and my army! I think.
 * Kernel Corn:We'll see about that!
 * *The two charge like it'd be a big battle, but they just end up slapping each other*
 * Rose:...
 * Engineer:Stop slapping me so I can use my weapon, please.
 * Kernel Corn:I'll stop when you stop!
 * *A Sticky Explody Ball rolls towards them. The two look at it with confusion before it explodes, covering both of them in goop*
 * Rose:What the?!?!? *before she can react, one is thrown at her and she gets stuck* Ugh... *she looks over, and hears laughing. Sure enough, it's Chemist, laughing and clapping. He carelessly grabs the crown from Engineer's head and looks at it*
 * Chemist:Thanks for the crown suckers! I looked around the base at first, not being able to find it, but then you two led me right to it!
 * Rose:How did you even know? Was it luck?
 * Chemist:Thankfully, for your dignity, no. A friend told me you two were heading over. Heh.
 * Kernel Corn:And this friend is?
 * Chemist:Like I'd tell you. The longer they can spy on you, the better.
 * Engineer:If only we had a spy...*gets slapped by Chemist*
 * Chemist:Enough. For now, I say farewell. *uses a Warp to teleport away. The goop goes away the moment he does*
 * Engineer:...I'm so getting in trouble.
 * Kernel Corn:Chemist with the crown. That is bad.
 * Rose:...*looks at Engineer* Want to come with us?
 * Kernel Corn:WHAT?
 * Rose:This is going to be a big problem. We need to work together.
 * Kernel Corn:Are you sure?
 * Engineer:Sure. I guess. I promise I'll not do anything bad.
 * All-Star: *suddenly appears* Me too!
 * Rose:Wait when did you get here?
 * All-Star:I just managed to run over here. What did I miss?
 * Engineer, Kernel Corn, and Rose:...
 * *Later, at the plant base*
 * Peashooter:So what's our course of action?
 * Chomper:Eat Chemist?
 * Rose:...
 * Sunflower:What is it?
 * Engineer:Chemist told her there was spy here.
 * Future Cactus:...
 * Cactus:Then we find the spy! ...and can you go?
 * Kernel Corn:No. They need to stay. Pretend to be prisoners so the rest will come and we can make an alliance.
 * Rose:...I can feel it.
 * Citron:Feel what?
 * Rose:...the end.
 * Sunflower:Of what?
 * Rose:Something. The end is beginning.
 * *Later, at an unknown location*
 * Chemist:I got the crown. Do we need anything else?
 * ???:No. The crown is the last thing we needed. Not even needed for the device really, just supplies us with an army, and can help fuel the machine.
 * Chemist:Smart.
 * ???:Now Chemist, it's time. Time to finally save the present and future. Once everyone willing to wage a pointless war are destroyed, the world will finally be at peace. *looks over* That's what you want, right?
 * Chemist:Of course. I've been forced to do countless horrible things, then they made me take the fall. Now it's time they fell from grace.
 * ???:Good. The last thing I need is a backstab. *looks at the device* ...
 * Chemist:What is it?
 * ???:This will probably be the end of me. But I'm going to wait until we tell them before I start this machine up. It'll take a day to fire, and that should be enough to make those who want peace and to live to beg at their knees.
 * Chemist:Seems reasonable.
 * ???:Alright Chemist, put on the crown and order the gnomes to attack. The end of this war will be near.
 * *End*

Trivia/Notes

 * Unlike most instances of using ???, there is not a link to a page. I want to keep this character a secret.
 * I'll try to finish this by the end of year.
 * This one just shows how bad I am at really describing fight scenes.
 * The reason Engineer has the crown and not a zombie like Dr. Zomboss or Scientist? That would've been too predictable.