Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-8635221-20140610082024/@comment-5204503-20140615062324

I... do stuff...

And I stab multiple bodyguards in the chest.

"I'm sure glad I got that off your chest."

After that, I behead a bodyguard.

"Don't lose your head."

Then, I use my fists (with brass knuckles) on some guards.

"I'd be happy to lend you a hand."

I should probably punch a bodyguard in the nose.

"I hope you aren't feeling nosy."

My final attack for this post shall be in the bodyguard's crotch.

"Crotch pun."