Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160329142900/@comment-17699278-20160403133525

Snapper: *blocks the kids* Kids, run, RUN!!! If these zombies want war,... *wears eyepatch and talks pirate-ish* We be burning these gargs to ashes. *rars*

Pirate Snapdragon: Mateys, captains call.

Blazescale Pirates: YEHAW! *all swooped from the roof*

Waldo: *awakened* Oh no, Family Day's almost over. We kinda out of scedule. *grabs megaphone* Kids, before you leave, let's give our parents the family cards you made for them.

Draken: Papa?

Snapper: I'm not gonna loose you again. Now run.

Draken: *gives a card with crayon drawings of Draken, Snapper, Coldbourne, and his mother's sillouette*

Snapper: Aww. *hugs* This time, go with your uncle. *back to pirate accent* Now we burn them to heck boys.

Crew: ARRG!!! *flew to the gargs and burned some*

(Meanwhile, at the distance, behind the horde)

Anklebone: *aiming ZPG to the school* Alright, troops. Our strategy, STORM THE FRONT.

Dr. Zomboss: (in a screen) Commander, make sure you stormed that school to bits.

Anklebone: Why can't we just call General Kassandros?

Dr. Zomboss: We called. And he'll be coming.