Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5760976-20160730180155/@comment-26389853-20160808074849

Prospector: Guess that's it :(

Takes a stick of dynamite and throws it on the ground.

When he's near the end, the dynamite detonated, launching him slightly in the air, and drops more safely on the ground.

Prospector: (thinking) now I need to make something for Pharaoh, so he'll have a soft lan...

Wait, is that a golden falcon? Falcons aren't gold, so that needs to be...

GODDAMMIT YOU CHEATING SCUM!

Brings some leaves, ties them up with a pair of sticks and Prospector now has a primitive trampoline.

Prospector: There. Pharaoh should land safely.

Meanwhile:

Pharaoh: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Lands on some birds

Pharaoh: ow. Excuse me, I'm falling to my death so don't disturb.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH