Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160731140258/@comment-26826553-20160806145415

(Even when on the ground, Petey just got annoyed. His head was being bounced on by this puny skull. He crunched it in his mouth when it got too close, & attempted to get up.)

//In the end, the best way is to position your butt & crush that inflamed belly under your own weight...Unless those skulls can pound with the weight & force of Blaze, who's probably supposed to be heavier given that he has a plant "skull" & the whole "skeleton"...Well, a hammer with all your strength in it also works.

//Reminds me of what Nightfury did once: his phantom characters had two sentient flying skulls, both of which were Snapdragons...And, though I'm not telling you to change the skulls, Snapdragon skulls seem more possible/majestic due to being, well, dragons.

Kenny: *muffled* Guess I have to do this up close & personal...*leaps from the beanstalk, gets in a sitting position, & his butt ground pounds the sore outie naval of Petey, then bounces off*

Arcade #170: 80% HP remaining

Petey: *roars, coughs & vomits a huge amount of juice mixed with saltwater & goop, then gets back up, his belly back to normal tiny size, & flies up into the ceiling*

Stan: *looks at the sobbing Shrinking Violets he just grew on the leaf with his own liquid self dissolving into petals* Good...Never knew tears had that sort of power...

//Yep, that's modeled after Violet. Things would've been easier if someone lifted her over Petey's mouth & had her fill his guts. But Violet's in drama class...

Kyle: Stan, jump, the beanstalk's cracking!

Stan: What? *hears the stalk snapping* WELL S**T! *jumps off as the beanstalk snaps & falls into the acid* Phew, that was close...

(Dark continued to massacre the bewildered zombies, who couldn't grasp what the hell they were facing...But something else joined the fray. Suddenly, an invisible force grabbed a zombie & ripped it in half. Another zombie suddenly had a clean hole punched through his brain. A third was shot & blown up by a plasma bulb (boosted bowling bulb), which bounced off & continued to zap & ricochet off of the zombies, burning them to crisp. A second Predator?)

(Nope. The attacker uncloaked himself & revealed his form. He was light blue, every leaf (finger) was a blade similar to that of Dark's wristblades, he had a long root like a tail trailing behind him, ending in a longer blade-leaf. He wore a dark blue leather jacket, which contrasted his bright blue thick skin, metallic & biomechanical in nature. Going through his jacket, on his back, were long dorsal branches that ended in diamond-like spikes, resembling deer antlers. His mouth was salivating with orange frothy liquid, full of endless rows of sharp teeth, & his tongue had its own fearsome toothed mouth. Next to his long, eyeless head were two metallic logs: shoulder-mounted cannon gauntlets.)

???: I knew injecting those controlled glitch genes into my system would come in handy.

Dark: Well, you could have arrived earlier. What took you so long?

???: I just had a meal, sorry for the delay...Anyway...

So, you sons of b***hes, I see you're new with aliens

You have yet to meet your ends, you bloodyy undead sapiens

PWEH! *spits orange liquid - his blood - at a zombie, melting his head* You have yet to know real pain

The name's Roy Deckard, the cruncher who'll be your bane!

(The Xenochomper then fired more plasma bulbs from his shoulder-mounted cannons, & his second mouth shot forward, punching through a zombie's bucket & skull, & retracts.)

//Well, there we are. Originally, I named this guy Marcus Wright & had him as a T-Hybrid. But I wanted this guy to be a full organic Xenochomper, not a Xeno-cyborg, so I retconned the fact that he's a T-Hybrid & made him a replicant (an artificial bio-engineered copy of a real organism, identical to it except with superior strength, agility, & intelligence...in this case, he is a replicant Xenochomper, which explains why he can talk & doesn't act animalistic). I then renamed him Roy Deckard after two characters in Blade Runner, which had replicants. He is bright blue, a rarity among Xenochompers, whose thick biomechanical skin is either in shades of dark blue, dark green, dark brown, dark violet, or, most commonly, black.

//Roy Deckard (the Xenochomper of the prophecy...even though he's artificial, he's technically still a Xenochomper) fought alongside Dark (the Predator of the prophecy) in the events of AvPvT...Well, only one party member to go...