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Yetis...

Zombie Yeti Change: Yeti Lunchbox now costs 0 Brains, due to being directly inferior to Healthy Treat.

Crypt Yeti: Sneaky

Appearance: A very dirty Yeti that lives underground.

Pet Zombie

Cost: 4 Brains

Stats: 3/3

Gravestone. When Revealed: Conjure a Gravestone. End of turn: Bounce this Yeti

Note: It's reveal ability conjures any zombie that Tomb Raiser can create.

Confetti Yeti: Crazy

Appearance: A Yeti wearing a party hat and covered in confetti.

Party Pet Zombie

Cost: 4 Brains

Stats: 3/3

When Played: Make a random zombie that costs 1 Brain or less. End of turn: Bounce this Yeti

Yetiporter: Brainy

Appearance: A Portal Technician as a Yeti, with the portal leading to a dimension full of Yeti Lunchboxes.

Science Pet Zombie

Cost: 3 Brains

Stats: 3/3

When Played: Gain a Teleport. End of turn: Bounce this Zombie

Yeti Mascot: Hearty

Appearance: Yeti in sports equipment holding a flag.

Cost: 4 Brains

Stats 3/3

Armored 1. When Played: Conjure a Sports card, it costs 1 Brain less. End of turn: Bounce this Yeti.

Based on a Satirical Science Fiction story I wrote for a literature course.

To avoid dying of an uncurable diesease, a genetic scientist turns himself into a Potato-Human hybrid that can fully regenerate itself by being planted into the ground, achieving effecitve immortality and calls this form "Starch Elf". People are amazed and start buying the serum from him that turns them also into Starch Elves, but it causes political conflicts.

Starch Elf: Beastly

Appearance: A Zombie with long ears and roots for hair. Wields a gardening hoe.

Professional Pet Zombie

Cost: 5 Brains

Stats: 5/5

When this destroys a plant: Gain a Starch Elf. When you play another Starch Elf: This gets +1/+1.