Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-25825221-20150709032226/@comment-25825221-20150726030617

I'm going to give you two hints: (1) There IS an answer. (2) The answer related to something on this wiki. (I know they're not very big, but would you rather have no hints at all?)

Anyway:
 * Can you please start from the beginning? I'm a little confused.
 * I play the Stanley Parable and become the narrator. Then, I make the plot up as I go, then I make a random human get the formula, and since that IS the plot, the fortress are unable to kill the human. The human, Stanley, walks away with the fortress still unable to kill him because PLOTTTTT and I turn into a human again. Once I done this, Stanley gives the formula to me. After that, I get Chuck Norris as my bodyguard so nobody can steal the formula from me
 * I'm not sure what you're referring to. Can you clarify?
 * I become everything-proof that's permanent, and I throw E.M. Peaches at the turrets disabling all the machines, and I bring a loyal army of vikings and pirates to destroy the defences and I can get the formula.
 * We repeatedly use, , and to blow everything of yours away (except you of course). GAME OVER
 * I become everything-proof that's permanent, and I throw E.M. Peaches at the turrets disabling all the machines, and I bring a loyal army of vikings and pirates to destroy the defences and I can get the formula.
 * We repeatedly use, , and to blow everything of yours away (except you of course). GAME OVER
 * We repeatedly use, , and to blow everything of yours away (except you of course). GAME OVER