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Scanning Zombiecrab...

A crab is a crustacean. The word crustacean has 10 letters. Which is oddly coincidental to the number of letters that the username "Zombiecrab" has, 10 letters as well. 10/10 = 1. 1 for the 1 Eye of Providence! But wait, there's more!

Let's talk about the Zombie in Zombiecrab. What franchise are zombies commonly associated with apart from Plants vs. Zombies? Yes, it's The Walking Dead. What do zombies feed on? Brains. Brain has 5 letters, and "The Walking Dead" has 14 letters. 14 - 5 = 9.  Which year was the first episode of the Walking Dead aired? 2010. And which year did you join this wiki? 2015. That's 5 years from now. 9 - 5 = 4. And you are about to "pay" 1 buck, so 4 - 1 = 3. 3! 3 sides of the ILLUMINATI TRIANGLE!

You are ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!