Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24104188-20131109163533/@comment-11447684-20131128131633

Conversation between some numbers:

1: See how tall am I, you little piece of number. I 'one' the game for now, and I believe I' always will.

2: 'Two' 1, Stop boasting, you curve-less girl.

3: See how hot and curvy I am. Did I make you numbers jealous? Okay, I shall go sit under the 'three' now...

4: Just because I work 'four' you, doesn't mean you can say anything. >:(

5: High-'five', bro! Wait, are you all girls? Then, hello ladies.

6: I'm 'six' of you guys(and gals). Stop talking, or I throw you numbers in the garbage.

7: Whatcha you numbers doin'? I aint eatin' cookies, instead I'm 'seven' it.

8: You ed8(idiot) 7. I secretly 'eight' all of ya cookies. >:)

9: Ignore these ed8s. I'll work hard and 's-nine' one day, That day, these no.s will lick my boots.

0: Everybody forgot me. :'( The true hero has become zero.

For dummies:

one=won; two=to; three=tree; four=for; five=five; six=sick; seven=savin' ; eight=ate; 9=shine; 0=nothin'.