Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-5204503-20140928060102

//Wait, what? Is this supposed to be connected to any of the other roleplays? Anyway...



I'm Brian Boitano. When I was in the olympics, I did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold.



And I'm Steve the Apple. Get it? Because I look like the Apple logo and the guy who owned Apple is named Steve Jobs!

A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS: And we're a bunch of other guys. We have no important role in the story except for being a bunch of other guys.



And I'm the Disco Zombie. I'm the villain of this story because I have a jetpack and Steve wants a jetpack.

BIOS

Brian Boitano: Brian Boitano is a legendary figure skater who once did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blindfold. When Brian Boitano was in the alps, fighting grizzly bears, he used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair. When Brian Boitano travelled through time to the year 3010, he defeated the evil robot king and saved the human race again. When Brian Boitano built the pyramids, he beat up Kublai Kahn, because Brian Boitano doesn't take feces from anybody. He made a plan and he followed through, because that's what Brian Boitano would do.

Steve the Apple: He's an Apple that wants a jetpack. Give him character development.

Disco Zombie: He has the jetpack that Steve wants.

Everyone Else: A bunch of losers. 