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Here are some of my favorite song audition failures that are currently on YouTube:

Peashooter: (sees Gargantuar in front of him) One, two, action! (gets crushed by Gargantuar) Cherry Bomb: One, two, three! (POWIE!!) Wall-nut: One, two, three! (rolls off the stage and knocks out some Zombies like he was bowling) Potato Mine: (is seen hidden when he fades in, then a few seconds later, he pops out) One, two, three! (standing mike falls on him) (SPUDOW!!) Chomper: (remains idle for a while, then the music changes as Yeti Zombie passes him on roller-skates, then the Director yells "cut, cut, cut, cut!!!" Then Chomper sheds a tear, and finally he eats the Yeti Zombie whole with a white flash then chews on it) Twin Sunflower: (a zombie appears to the left of her, walking away from her) One, one, two, two, thr-- (gets run over by a lawnmower, along with that zombie and another one) Sun-shroom: (grows bigger, then produces a sun and sings "Here Comes the Sun") Grave Buster: One, two, three! (Director yells "cut, cut, cut, cut!!!" Then Grave Buster eats him and the Director, in the homeowner's voice, says "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!") Hypno-shroom: Three, one, two! (music changes to a reggae song as a fog machine activates and everything slows) Scaredy-shroom: One, two, three! (music changes to the haunted house music from Super Mario World, and a Boo appears, frightening him) (Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut!!!) (Also, the trombone is replaced by the Game Over jingle from the original Super Mario Bros NES game.) Ice-shroom: (in an alien-like voice) One, two, three! (freezes everything, including the screen) Doom Shroom: One, two, three... (falls asleep, starts snoring) (Man: Wake it up!) (a Coffee Bean is thrown at Doom Shroom, causing him to wake up and explode, killing all of the zombies who were dancing on the lawn) Squash: (clears his throat) One, two, three! (sings the correct song in his deep voice) Threepeater: One, one, one, two, two, two, three, three, three! (Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut!!!) Jalapeno: Uno, dos, tres! (dances the Mexican Hat Dance as he shouts like a Mexican) Torchwood: One, two, three! (burns the stage with his fire, then fire truck siren is heard) Tall-nut: One, two, three! (sings inaudibly because his mouth is too high up from the standing mike) Sea-shroom: One, two, three! (starts singing in an aquarium scene) Glub glu glub, glub glu glub glub, etc. Plantern: (shows up when his name is heard and lights up the whole stage) (Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut!!!") Blover: One, two, three! (blows the whole stage and lawn away) Split Pea: One, one, two, two, three, three! (the two heads sing the same correct song, but not exactly in sync with each other) Starfruit: One, two, three! (starts singing as snowflakes begin falling) Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder... (Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut!!!) Kernel-pult: One, two, three! (throws butter up in the air, then we cut to the rooftops, one of them having a Yeti Zombie and a female Yeti Zombie on top, then we cut back to the stage and the butter lands on it and the music gets slower) Coffee Bean: (rapidly) One, two, three! (sings the correct song rapidly) Garlic: (releases a stinky garlic scent in the air, and after the director yells "cut, cut, cut, cut", all the zombies leave, making coughing sounds) Marigold: One, two, three! (sings "Money" by Pink Floyd) Cob Cannon: 3, 2, 1, ignition. (launches corn into the air, then after a while it falls on the stage, causing a huge explosion, and we see Crazy Dave flying off while making one of his vocal noises rapidly during the explosion) Digger Zombie: (digging sounds are heard, then a man says the words "Digger Zombie" as that particular zombie appears, then he remains idle for a few seconds) (burps loudly) (Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut!!!) (We then see Digger Zombie riding a tricycle and hear squeaky creaking sounds) Bloomerang: One, two, three! (throws the mike like a boomerang) ...zombie...lawn... Spring Bean: One, two, three! (springs one of the speakers high in the air with a "BOING" sound, then the speaker flies upward and lands on top of Dr. Zomboss' UFO, then we cut back to the stage and we hear Spring Bean snoring) Pianist Zombie: (plays a jaunty song from the Star Wars series)

And here are some that I look forward to seeing on YouTube, including some characters that never appeared in the series like my fave Disney characters:

Snow Pea: One, two, three! (sings Dean Martin's rendition of "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow" in his own voice as snowflakes fall from the sky, similar to Starfruit's audition) Repeater: One, two, three! One, two, three! (singing) There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn, there's a... (Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut!!!) Snapdragon: (breathes fire on the stage, setting it on fire, then a fire truck siren is heard) Lightning Reed: One, two, three! (zaps the speaker on his right and speaker explodes) Tile Turnip: (singing) Everyday I'm shuffling. (instrumental part from "Party Rock Anthem") (Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut!!!) Pea-nut: One, one, two, two, three, three! (sings the Goofy Goober song) (However, there's a Spanish version created by Lemmy Okumura that is considered a fake, but I look forward to this REAL English version) Guacodile: One, two, three! (sings Crocodile Rock) Ghost Pepper: One, two, three! (begins screaming, haunting all the zombies dancing on the lawn until their heads pop off) Sweet Potato: One, two, three! (sings the correct song in her high-pitched voice, but the zombies aren't dancing, but staring at her as if they were in love) (Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut!!!) (The screen fades out and we hear the Zombies eating Sweet Potato, then the screen fades in to an eaten Sweet Potato with teary eyes as the trombone "wah-wah-wah-waaaaaah" sound plays, then the "fail" stamp appears on top) Hot Potato: One, two, three! (sings the Hot Potato song from the Wiggles in her own voice) Fire Peashooter: One, two, three! (sings "Burn, Baby, Burn" as the stage catches on fire, thanks to the flame on her head, until a fire truck siren is heard) Rotobaga: (sings "Caramelldansen") 