User blog:Tecku/PvZH Show: Zombie Feastivus Special

Hello, guys. I've decided to jot down a quick episode of the PvZ Hereos Show. Join me and S.K.U.L.L. (The Super Kool Undead Legion of Lackeys) in their holiday special. Since this is a long post, it will take a few days, and maybe a few blogs, so bear with me.

Open Scene outside the Mystic Catacombs, on December 24, 5:00 P.M. Camera cuts inside as we see Immorticia, Neptuna, and Impfinity are relaxing around a den. Super Brainz enters.

Super Brainz: Greetings, my fellow brain eaters! A merry Feastivus to you all!

Others: Hey. (Sup')

Super Brainz':' And how is the Doctor doing this fine evening?

Super Brainz reaches for the door to Zomboss' "Mystics and Magics Monitoring Lab."

Immorticia: I vouldn't go in there if I vere you. The Doctor's in one of his holiday mood swings.

Cut to inside the Lab.

Dr. Zomboss: Feastivus! The best time of year! The plants lie helpless in the snow, weaked by the deathening power of winter. Mwahahaha! Feastivus! The worst time of year! All that caroling and Christmas lights, even from my own minions! Bah!

Cut back outside to the den.

Super Brainz':' ....Ah! Fear not! I know what to do! (He exits the catacombs through the hatch)

Neptuna: What exactly was all that?

Immorticia: Beats me.

Impfinity: Aw, cheer up! Tomorrow's Feastivus! The snowball fights, the brainquets, the-

(Inside lab) Dr. Zomboss : Presents! Can't wait to see what my minions get me this year. Aaargh! The presents! I won't need to give anything to the normal minions, but heroes might actually expect something! *notices beeping on screen* Hrmmm?

(Inside den)  Immorticia: Vell, it is nice to get away. Especially out here. No missions, no bright city lights, no....

Electric Boogaloo: Well, hello there darling!

Immorticia : Oh brains no.....

(Super Brainz enters carrying Electric Boogaloo)

Super Brainz: Behold! This should please the doctor! If he's in a swingin' mood, no one can help him like...

Immorticia : Not "swingin' mood." "Mood swing." Did you really have to bring.

Electric Boogaloo : Hey darling! Love what you did with your hair. Really brings out highlights. (Strokes his lightining bolt highlights) Nothing like a good do' to bring out the best in your hair!

Immorticia : Ugh!

Electric Boogaloo : And Neppy! Good to see you too! You know, if you ever want to try out some hair... (her octopus squirts him with ink)

Dr. Zomboss :  (entering room) What are you all doing lougning about? Look un-alive there! I need you lackwits to get me- ah, Mr. Boogaloo, just the corpse I needed!

Everyone: What? (Say what now?)

Dr. Zomboss : I've detected some strange readings of magic in the Fresh Pick Orchard. Holiday magic. The kind that holiday magic that comes from.... caroling. Now, as our song and dance expert, I'm sending you out into the cold winter night to investigate this.

Immorticia and Neptuna: Good.

Dr. Zomboss : And I'm sending the four of you out with him.

Immorticia and Neptuna : Bad.

Dr. Zomboss : Grab you equipment and head out. That's an order!

(Team begins to leave.)

Impfinity : Hey boss.

Dr. Zomboss : What?

Impfinity : Well, tomorrow is Feastivus. And I was wondering... about the presents...

Dr. Zomboss : You'll get moldy fruitcake and you'll like it. Now scram!

(End scene)

To be continued.