User blog:ItzXenos/Everything Wrong with Jurrasic Marsh

Cinema Sins parody. EVERYTHING WRONG WITH

SPOILERS!!!

(duh)

1. Dinosaurs can't be killed.

2. Raptors can kick away Gargs? [BLEEP] the spring/blover combo.

3. T-rex is a doofus.

4. Stegosaurus looks more like a snake than a dinosaur.

5. Primals are unlockable upgrades for the basic combo.

6. Grapeshot makes Bowling bulb and cherry bomb useless.

7. WHY DOES JACK O' LANTERN COST SO MUCH? HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS?

8. Pteradactyl is the new prospector, only for others.