User blog comment:PartyTime808/PvZ Heroes Balancing Ideas/@comment-27385163-20170905131936/@comment-27385163-20170905182315

still makes sense why you're making these horrible balance changes

because a 3/3 on turn 2 is totally balanced

and a 5 drop 2/4 that needs to wait a turn to draw from an extremely bare tribe definitely is balanced.

i can't read your balance reasoning without bursting out laughing.

Because Sportacus. - PartyTime808



you broke a card because an event card exists. you do realize event cards are the equivalent of super rares, correct? oh why do i bother, with the level of intelligence of "because sportacus" why should i even try.

and then, i honestly could not hold in my laughter when i read THIS:

Aka an OP Podfather. He draws cards like crazy. He seriously needs nerfing.

iF YOU ACTUALLY PLAYED THE GODDAMN GAME, YOU WOULD NOT PODFATHER AND STARCH LORD DO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS.

starch lord draws from a very niche tribe, and a forced one, at that. it has extremely poor stats for a 4 drop, and you need to wait an entire turn to get that mmm crunchy 1/2 potato mine, for 4 sun, and you want to make that 5 sun. as i said, i could not hold in my laughter at the utter stupidity in this reasoning.

and lastly, for the hilarious comedy show put up by our friendo right here:

Yet another simple drop.

ah, yes, so a 1 drop 2/3 isnt busted at all. crunchy. i'm honestly going to guess you're going to say "iron boarder op" because you don't know what 1 card is, and what 4 copies of a card is. i'm just gonna sit here and continue thinking what you're going to type up if this is your standard for "balancing".