Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20180312230301/@comment-18464102-20180327071454

Extract from Brains and Mains: Hunt of the Goblet of brains
I could do full if you want

Game Clerk: Maybe I heard of the Goblet of brains... maybe I didn't. Maybe some money will tell.

Engineer (archer in game): Oh! Oh! Persuade him! You can make him spill the Chili Beans...

All-Star (wizard in game): I blow up his head. He is too annoying for me.

Dr. Zomboss (gamemaster): Are you sure you want to...

All-Star: YES!

(so the clerk's head was blown up and he died)

All-Star: It's a good ending for me. I'm out of here.

Scientist (healer in game): Wait. I have an idea. (resurrect the Clerk from the dead)

Clerk: AH! WHERE AM I? IN HELL?

Scientist: That's right! I'm the devil. Tell me where is the Goblet of brains kept my slave.

Clerk: Ok.. ok... I will master... (after telling the location to keep it from being spoiled unless you know roughly the location ) can... can I go now?

Engineer: Yes.

Clerk: YES! I'm FREE!!!!! (gets run over and killed by Foot Soldier (warrior in-game) in a car)

Foot Soldier: Hey guys! Look at this awesome car I found!

Dr. Zomboss: NO CARS! (removes it from the game) I told you you can only do things within reason!

Foot Soldier: Oh come on!