Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160511122029/@comment-26826553-20160513112916

Pumpkin Pro wrote: My characters would love to meet (and kill) Bill. Well, he's only supposed to last within the comment he is in. While early, kill him. Besides, Bill ain't just one person. For example, a Wall-nut named Bill appears, & you kill him. After some time, an Imp Mummy named Bill pops out of nowhere, & you kill him. After some time, a Garlic named Bill appears, & you know what to do with him.

(Suddenly, a Dodo (not the imp rider, but just a dodo) head pops up out of the thread's walls.)

Bill: Hey, nice thread you got, people!

(So, how should I kill this guy? With an axe? With a flamethrower? With a mace to the face? Or should you do it for me?)

Note: Random RPers would never be able to kill Bill no matter what. When you see a random RPer, treat them as you would treat Bill, & get it over with. For example, if someone like Shy & Dry Guy or Chilly Bean BAM! appears, imagine Bill coming along with them. A simple "kick away, out of the RP" move would do, because there would be broken glass & sirens everywhere if we go over that (we can't have a f**king s**tty warning hanging on our talk pages, cuz that's what happened to me earlier, so I guess we all have to act nice, even as we evict people (Me? I'm forced to not go on a rough charge, I admit, but then that's sort of hard to avoid when I get mad)). That can only be good in my RPs, though. I don't know if that can't happen in others' RPs, like Fairy's, because I am not exactly the person who will make the final decision on what's random & derailing. But in my RPs, I can say what is & what isn't random & derailing.

(Anyway, here, KILL BILL!)