Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5565348-20140305235630/@comment-24717847-20140325205744

Notably, i made a time machine. (If hes a marine biologist, im a mad scientist.)   So i went back in time and vaporized your gun while you were falling with my Porta-Shoop Da Satellite. Only the gun, not you. i was using the jetpack as the time machine, so i go back, and you are now a lump on the ground.