Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20180620151339/@comment-5760976-20180729160731

Iamarepeater wrote: {{LongSection|section = ==The Story of why Dr. Zomboss doesn't want to remember his birthday==|text =

Planning room
Conehead Zombie (CZ): Sir, we couldn't get you any presents. This endless war with the plants is costing us huge sums of money.

Dr. Zomboss (DZ): It's ok my general. Material procession is now redundant since I already have one of everything in the whole universe.

Professor Brainstorm (PB): Sir, how would you celebrate?

DZ: I'm planning to do something I never could do when I was alive and even then, I stayed away from it. I'm talking about getting mega drunk for my birthday.

PB: How would get about doing so?

DZ: Carl will drive to these plant detention camps where female plants are ready to have fun with us while Buckethead Zombie will provide us the drinks.

Sunday Edition Zombie: Be careful when getting drunk. Side effects include prickling yourself and having a sour attitude.

DZ: Whatever. I don't really care about them.

PB: But Sir! You can't just get drunk for your birthday in exchange for your reputation and health!

DZ: BRAINSTORM! Which part of "I don't really care about them." did you not understand?

PB: You can't risk your health!

DZ: It's completely fine! I'm already dead so it's not like I become a drunkard! For your insolence, you won't be invited to my party!

PB: (sad face)

DZ: Now anyway, I am now inviting who I want to see at my party.

Random zombies (lines are in bullet points):
 * Invite me!
 * I hate to tell but I think Basic Zombie shouldn't come!
 * I love female zombies at parties!
 * Why don't we just have the imps arrive too?
 * Will there be food?

DZ: Everyone shut up! This is a privilege! If I want to see you at my party then Buckethead Zombie shall give you the invitation privately.

Robo-Zombie: This should be one of the times we give Dr. Zomboss slack. This is his moment, not yours. We should be grateful for him and just forget about Crazy Dave for the night.

(Buckethead Zombie enters the room)

DZ: Ah. So are the preparations ready?

Buckethead Zombie (BZ): Yes.

DZ: Correct music selection and drinks?

BZ: Yes. Gotten that techno beach music to remind you of the Zombot Sharktronic Sub's creation and gotten even drinks to intoxicate 999999999999999999 Gargantuars with a single drop.

DZ: I always knew I could count on you. Now hand the invitation to each guest privately.

BZ: They aren't secret documents. No need for this.

DZ: I don't want conflicts to happen because of that. If it's because it will take too long, then maybe you can have Supernova Gargantuar help you deliver the invitations with his dimension warping.

BZ: Agreed. (leaves the room)

Party day
Bikini Zombie: Alright guys! Come! It's Dr. Zomboss's birthday!

(They all enter the party hall where everyone was also having a good time)

DZ: Alright Drinking Monk Zombie. I challenge you to a drinking contest.

Drinking Monk Zombie (DMZ): Alright then. However, I won't go easy on you because it's your birthday!

(They had a drink-off but at Dr. Zomboss's fourth cup, he collapsed)

DZ: Argh....

DMZ: LOL! You couldn't hold your liquor! Even the Imps could do much better when they polished 10 cups every quickly and they could still take on a few more!

DZ: Ahhhhhh.... I need to get my dance moves on... This is just the begining...

(Dr. Zomboss, in full view of everyone, took off his clothes and underwear and put on a wig and a hat)

(In Dr. Zomboss's vision)

DZ: This club can't handle me... (he starts to dance like a pro)

(In reality)

DZ: (Dancing naked wearing a Fluttershy wig and a Spongebob party hat.)

Everyone else: (laughs at him)

Space Ninja: (records the whole dancing on his phone)

(after a while, Dr. Zomboss needed the toilet. He rushed there while peeing everywhere, with everyone else laughing at him)

Toilet
DZ: Argh. At least my bowels are cleaned. (realized there is no toilet paper) Dang. Space Ninja used all the rolls so I can't clean up... but I need to. (sees Sunday Edition Zombie's newspaper comics) Ah. That will do. (soils it)

Night activites
DZ: Oh yeah... AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! YEAH! Oh yeah! Keep to it! AHHHHHHHH!

(suddenly, Supernova Gargantuar took Dr. Zomboss away)

Supernova Gargantaur (SG): Sir, you are drunker than Immortica after drinking her magic brew! I'm pulling you out of there before you embarrass yourself even more.

DZ: PUT ME DOWN AT ONCE!

SG: I have put your clothes on for you.

DZ: STOP MOLESTING ME!

SG: There. Better?

DZ: NO! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY FUN, YOU DWEEB!

SG: (started to get triggered) I demand you stop treating me like a stupid informer at once.

DZ: OH HECK NO!

SG: I'm actually more intelligent than I look and I'm definitely a lot bigger and stronger than you. Don't push me or you will regret it.

DZ: I WILL TAKE YOU ON ANY DAY! (pukes on Supernova Gargantaur) TAKE THAT!

(Supernova Gargantuar had enough and proceeded to brutally beat up Dr. Zomboss, badly.)

DZ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................

The next day
DZ: Ow.... my head. (throws up) Argh... at least that's out of my system... but still... it hurts... why does my face feels split open... (looks at his own face in a mirror) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT HAPPENED! (he hears everyone laughing at him) What's going on?

SN: Sir, you apparently couldn't dance well. (shows him the video of him dancing)

DZ: AHHHHHHH! That is so embarrassing!

SN: Personally, what I thought came after the dancing was even worse.

DZ: Why is my face like this...

SN: You had a drunken failed brawl with Supernova Gargantuar. He beat you up like this.

DZ: My reputation as the leader of the zombies after being beaten up by a dumb-dumb is... gone! Anyway, what happened just after the dancing?

SN: Here you go. (plays the next footage of Dr. Zomboss doing strange things)

DZ: What the? Who was I doing that with?

SN: Look beside you.

DZ: (does that to see a hideous female Overstuffed Zombie) GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! This is Overstuffed Zombie's wife! Last night, I had some drunken encounter with this disgusting zombie! What will Overstuffed Zombie say when he finds out about this?

Overstuffed Zombie (overhears what happened): ......

SN: By the way, two visitors want a word with you.

SEZ: (enters first holding the soiled comics) YOU WILL HAVE REPENTATATION FOR SOILING MY COMICS!

DZ: OH SNAP!

Overstuffed Zombie: (enters next being very mad) AHHHHHHHHHHH!

DZ: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!

(Both Sunday Edition Zombie and Overstuffed Zombie both beat up Dr. Zomboss.)

The End. }}

So thoughts? Dr. Zomboss:...you know what, it probably isn't worth it to read all of that.

Sunday Edition Zombie:Heck yeah I beat him up once! ...wait sir, why didn't you fire me for that?