Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20151227035120/@comment-26826553-20151227121025

Sunflower?: (tries to blend in inconspicuously) I know something too. Dinomine can't be the zeroth president of the United States, because zero is equal to 1+2, & 1+2 is equal to lizard, & we all know lizard came before the dog, not the elephant. Given that proof, I therefore conclude that Dinomine is the negative first, not the zeroth, president of the United States, which is named after him because it has Tates (potato) in it.