Board Thread:Literature/@comment-5204503-20141115085822

So, yeah. I was sleeping in my bed, dreaming about things, when suddenly, I heard a noise. "Glargbagreaglroo!" it said. So, I decided to get out of bed. When I turned on the lights, I saw Crazy Dave next to the light switch. I screamed for help. An insane man with a pot on his head was in my bedroom. Crazy Dave covered my mouth to stop the screaming. He turned off the lights, and slowly whispered... "Grogleborglemcfnordleson."

I was forever touched by those words. Crazy Dave then proceeded to take off the pot, and took out a gun. Apparently, someone else was in the room too. So, he went to the closet. He knocked on it, and the voice said "I'm never coming out!". It sounded a little like... Tom Cruise. So, Crazy Dave got really, really mad at Tom Cruise, so he forcefully opened the closet doors, and grabbed Tom Cruise by the shirt. "Get out." said Dave, and he went to the window, and threw Tom Cruise out. When I looked outside, he laid there, with his legs crippled, and him desperately trying to move, but can't because of the pain. Then, Crazy Dave walked up to me, and said "I've got to go, the beacon was lit and my people need me. Goodbye, Lolwutburger." and he flew out into the window, into the sky, never to be seen again. But, he left something on the window porch. It was seeds. Two Sunflower seeds, and one seed for a Peashooter.

The next day, I went into my garden, and I planted those seeds myself, in honor of Crazy Dave saving me from Tom Cruise. Then, a zombified Shrek came and I died.

The End. 