Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20151217085234/@comment-26826553-20151217115053

Terminator: What? It's not me. If I needed a missile, I could simply pop up my own (hand turns to missile rack). At least we dealt with that troublemaker...

(in the distance)

???: Feed that furry fatty some more ox brain shawarma. Then give it some red meat. By the time we unleash the beast tomorrow night, it will be so hyped that it will go berserk! There will be no Christmas for Suburbia! HAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough* Urk...I wish my rotten throat were f***ing stitched...