Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-28987058-20170217140009/@comment-26888167-20170305203158

The chessboard didn't actually exist, it was an illusion, a glitch, so there is no choking hazard.

I glitch the laws of physics, making the Earth's gravity much stronger, which causes the moon to fall onto the Earth's surface. The moon falls directly on you, killing you again. Then I restore the laws of physics, returning the moon to its place.