User blog:Brainulator9/Plants vs. Zombies Unsoiled: Puff'n'stuff

Puff-shroom opens a store selling anti-zombie equipment, putting Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies in danger.

NOTE: Crazy Dave speaks in gibberish as usual, given in the subtitles at the bottom of the screen (if it were a video).

Puff-shroom: Open for business, PUFF'N'STUFF!

(all the plants run over to the store, effectively crowding it. Then we go to Crazy Dave's Twiddydinkies, which isn't doing well.)

Homeowner: What's the matter, Crazy Dave?

Crazy Dave: No one's buying my stuff.

Homeowner: Then what are you going to do?

Crazy Dave: I'm going to fight my way back to the top!

(on TV, which Kernel-pult is watching, and apparently, everyone else)

Crazy Dave: Don't go to Puff-'n'-stuff? I have better stuff! I may have a shortage of supplies, but that doesn't mean that you can buy stuff at their location for a cheaper price! My prices are more legit!

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