Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-30384301-20170905034712/@comment-28270366-20170905050714

Failure #32: Look at here. *opens the book* Swahili was the universal language, India was a superpower continent, Marco Polo is the first man to go to space? *flips the page* Spain was a communist country by the late 1800? What kind of history is this?!

Prof. Brainstorm: Oho. I think you made them up, #32. Let me guess, Belgian Waffles weren't made in Belgium?

Failure #32: *flips a page* Let's see here. Well, Belgian Waffles don't exist. There is just Finnish Waffles. Oh, and it is stuffed with raw ham and vanilla.

Prof. Brainstorm: Noooooooo!!!