Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-25300095-20141102000313/@comment-26020460-20141109164739

Actually, no! You confused Doomboom with me! Anyways, what do we have here? OH, FUTURITA, HUH? I'm REEEAAALY scared! So your the cacti everyones talkin' bout'? You're joking, you're joking, I can't believe my eyes! You're joking me, this can't be the right guy! She's prickly, she's ugly, I don't know which one fits you MORE! I might just, finally put my cap down, IF I DON'T DIE LAUGHING FIRST! When lil' ol' Doomius says theres trouble behind that suit, you better pay attention, because I'm Mr. Doomius Shroomius! And if you aren't shakin', then theres something very wrong! Because this may be the last time, THAT YOU HEAR THE ROTO-SONG! Wooah, -The door- wooah! Woaaah, I'm the leader of Team Blaze!

Futurita: You must release me now, or you must face the dire consequences! The Cactus Squad is expecting me! So please come to your sences!

Me: HAH! You're jokin', you're jokin'! Would someone shut this girl up, I'm drowning in my tears! It's funny, I'm laughing! You really are to much! Now without your permission, I'm destroying Cactus Squad HQ -The rest of Team Blaze are cheering when I say destroying Cactus Squad HQ!-

Futurita: What are you going to do!

Me: Destroy Cactus Squad HQ, my dear old cactus! OOH, the sound of rolling dice to me is music in the ear, because I'm the brilliant Doomius Shroomius, although I only play fair on my teammates!

Futurita: Release me now or you will have to answer for this devious act!

Me: You're jokin', you're jokin'! You PUT MY CAP IN A SPIN! You aren't comprehending, to the position that you're in! It's hopeless, you're finished, you're stuck in my LAIR! Because I'm the brilliant Doomius Shroomius and you are not going to impress your friends!