Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5204503-20140712025722

Think Raid Boss, but you have to kill me instead of a boss. Each time you kill me, I come back with more health, and I'll drop a bonus boost on the field.

RULES

1a. Attack anyone, wheter it be me, my minions, or other players to steal their gold and items.

1b. Use any attack you want.

2. Don't expect all attacks to hit. You know this was coming.

3. Each player starts with 1000 HP.

4. I add 500 HP each revival.

5. I need 4 players to start, then anyone can join afterwards.

6. You can only respawn when I, or the last player standing dies.

7. You can still attack when you die, but attacks on me will miss. Attacks on minions or other players can yield up to 2 gold.

8. Don't tamper with or make your own items. You'll just screw around with them. You screw around too much.

9. Team-ups with other players are accepted, but when you team up with me, you lose an arm, or a leg, or an eye.

10. DON'T ATTACK MY CROTCH.

11. All attacks happen in the order they are posted.

12. The shop is unlocked when you kill me for the first time.

13. The battlefield will change each time I die.

14. Specify your target, or I'll target a random entity for you.

BATTLE STATS

Players: 0

Battlefield: Regular Battlefield

Lolwutburger's HP: 2000/2000

Minions

Some guy: 1000/1000

Battle 1

Prizes

The legendary helmet of Squanchy: Gives you 50 more maximum HP

50 Gold

SHOP

Closed for now, suggest items while you're at it! 