Talk:Evil Dave/@comment-9944069-20180529024636

Being a plant salesman was turning out not to be a successful job for David. That meant he had lots of plants just lying around, waiting for the day to be sold to their future survivalist homeowners. For some of them, that day never came.

It's easy to maintain a plant. But it's not easy to maintain too many plants. Most of them required water and sunshine, and some of the plants required different amounts as well. Now, David had hundreds of plants ready for use. But they were never being used, for no one bought them. Every hour, minute, and second was burden for David.

They were just there, wasting David's time. David thought in his head "Hey, since these plants aren't being sold, perhaps I should find a way to get some value out of them."

And so he did. David did get value out of some of the unused plants, mostly the leafy ones. But what he did with them was quite morbid. Since David was also stressed about having to constantly care for hundreds of plants, he started smoking some of them. This would ensure population control as well as a getaway from all the stress.

But David did not know how this was negatively impact his plant business. Potential buyers were scared off as David changed into an intimidating, even more mentally ill person. Completely high, he plans to get revenge on the people that would not buy his plants. Forcing his remaining plants into a slave army, David charged into battle.