Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20160621214338/@comment-18464102-20160626034709

Lily8763cp wrote: Iamarepeater wrote: Does any of the zombies want to hear a song about Snorkel Zombie? Loudmouth:Oh gosh yes! Is it like this? "SNORKEL! WEARS A SNORKEL WHEN HE DOESN'T HAVE TO! SNORKEL! LOOKS AT THE LADI..." *Gets muffled by Snorkel Zombie* MFT!

Snorkel Zombie:How about we don't do that? I was thinking more of the lines of "Blurred Lines Parody". It will say what is true about you snorkel.

[#ZOMBIE]

MC Zomb: This song totally sucks.

[#CREEP]

MC Zomb: This song totally sucks

Hey hey hey

Hey hey hey WOO!

Hey hey hey

Hey hey hey WOO!

[#NUTSHOT]

Snorkel: Come over here if you want to get raped

MC Zomb: (Hey girl come here)

Snorkel: By a Creepy wannabe fisherman

Maybe I’m going deaf (Hey hey hey)

Or maybe, I’m just high (Hey hey hey)

But no means yes in my mind (Hey hey hey)

MC Zomb: This song totally sucks

Snorkel: This song and video will make you wanna take a knife that is really dull and shove it in your trachea

So overhyped it’s absurd (Hey hey hey)

Makes me seem like a huge perv (Hey hey hey)

Glitter: “Because you are a huge perv!” (Hey hey hey)

Snorkel: And now it’s time for stupid hashtags

[#ZOMBIE]

That says my last name it’s extremely lame.

Here’s what they should say

I’m a douchebag who thinks he’s so smooth

Everyone’s dancing except me I’m way too cool.

I’m going blind that’s my excuse when

I am accused of molesting women

Cause I’m a scumbag

Who wrote this concept?

Nothing happening makes any damn sense.

MC Zomb: There’s a car on your butt.

Snorkel: Now let’s watch Basic dance like a dirty old man who just **** in his pants.

MC Zomb: I really want to **** this goat.

Snorkel: Now here’s a crappy (Hey hey hey)

Attempt at funny (Hey hey hey)

What rhymes with funny?

Buckethead bikini: A lot of stuff idiot!

Snorkel: What the hell’s wrong with this blonde girl. Humping a stuffed dog?

Could this video get any more wrong?

Hey come here girl.

I have a big D.

Conehead bikini: If a guy has to say that it means it’s small and diseased.

MC Zomb: You just got your ass served.

Basic: Somebody please tell me

What the hell am I doing with this vid I mean

Went from rapping on tracks about the streets

To brushing white chicks’ hair like a total creep

And what the hell’s with MC’s outfit?

He look like he from outer space in this silver ****.

This video’s wack and this song’s overplayed.

[#SNORKEL]

Come on dude, stop hashtagging your name!

Bikini: Snorkel you *******

I’m preggo with your baby

Even though I said no

You knocked me up anyway

Snorkel: But the lines were blurred (Hey hey hey)

Bikini: They totally weren’t (Hey hey hey)

You’re just a *******! (Hey hey hey)

[#NUTSHOT]

Mall Cop: Ok, that’s enough, Everyone freeze

MC Zomb: Who the **** is this shmuck?

Mall Cop: I’m a hashtag cop

[#BUSTED]

This hashtag abuse is against the law

[#THICKE]

I’m not kidding

Snorkel: Someone turn that **** off

I am warning you

[#GOAT]

Stop or I will shoot

[#LOSER]

OK, that’s it dude!

Rose: MC hands up!

MC Zomb: What the hell did I do?

Rose: You’re under arrest.

For what?

Rose: For soliciting goat ***.

Law Pea: Put your hands behind your head!

Dr. Zomboss: Snorkel, you are dead!

MC Zomb: Who the **** is this dude?

Dr. Zomboss: This is my daughter.

You got her preggers!

Time to meet my fist jerk!

(a while later)

Snorkel: What the hell!

Dr. Zomboss: Paybacks a *****.

[#OWNED]