Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-28487561-20160731023741

this game is kinda simple

all you do is just make a news report that would be fitting for fox news (e.g. "LIVE: the earth has started spinning! this is an emergency, we do not know what to do. will we all die today?")

i'll start

"WE HAVE FOUND A REAL PICTURE OF MULTIPLE PEOPLE BEING STABBED!  right now, you are looking at a picture of a person going on a massive killing spree! this person has killed approximately 50 people. [insert picture of a person that's alive]" 