Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160121080124/@comment-26826553-20160212141534

'WARNING!!! BORING & PROBABLY SOMETHING YOU WILL NOT CARE ABOUT!!! TURN BACK!!! I REPEAT, TURN BACK, OR YOU'LL LOSE YOUR SANITY!!! I MEAN IT!!!'

(Don't read if you get bored/uninterested easily...You most probably will not care about this, but yeah, it's just my habit to do this s***. You know why? Because I'm CRAZY!!!)

Life Cycle & Castes of a Xenochomper

They are a hell lot like ants...

1.) Queen lays thousands of Ovomorphs a.k.a. Xenolilies, eyeless, pale beige power lilies filled with acid & a lifeless xenospikeweed.

2.) Once the Xenolilies sense a host (or hosts), they will transfer most of the acidic juice they have into the spikeweed they have, sacrificing their life energy to bring the facehugger to life. Then the Lily, with its last remaining strength, opens up, its petals spreading wide (of course, one Xenolily opens per host available).

3.) Once the Lily opens up, the Xenospikeweed (an eyeless spikeweed with sticky spiderleg-like roots), now alive, will jump out onto the host's face. Should the host dodge, it will give chase, scuttling across the ground, spitting acidic juice at any obstruction, until it finally latches on the host's face.  (Warning! Next scenes are extremely obscene) It will then shove a special proboscis-like straw root thingy into the host's mouth (S***! ORAL S**), introducing chemicals that knock out the host & introduce cancer into it (it can also choke the host with its longer roots to knock it out faster). Once the business is done, the xenospikeweed detaches, writhes, & dies...

4.) The host seems okay at first...But the cancerous tumor then begins to grow larger & larger, taking in the host's DNA...Soon, the tumor gradually develops into a miniature Xenochomper which, within a few minutes or hours, will burst right out of the chest or head of the host (OOOH! FATALITY!!!). Since it absorbed some of the host's DNA, it will always adopt some of the host's traits, like skin color (though usually, it is black or midnight blue, though dark green or brown has been seen...) & abilities (for example, if a Peashooter is the host, the resulting Xenochomper is a combo of Peashooter & a Xenochomper, though usually, the resulting alien has a Chomper head).

5.) The Xenochomper moults several times. By the time it last sheds its skin, it is a drone, a Xenochomper with a smooth head & teeth like spikeweed thorns. A drone is the lowliest of the adult Xenochompers, comparable to a worker ant. They can spit acid or xenospikeweeds.

6.) The drone further matures into a warrior (comparable to soldier ants), much more powerful & muscular. Plus, its head is no longer smooth...It will have a bristle of ridges of spikeweed spikes running the length of its head.

7.) The Queen will then summon the warriors - the chosen ones - it thinks of as the strongest. The chosen warriors will then drink & bathe in Royal Jelly, a substance produced by The Queen. When that happens, the chosen warriors will get their pheromones erased (their breathren (save for The Queen) will no longer be able to recognize them, & view them as intruders) will be attacked by other warriors. Very few survive the challenge.

8.) But if the chosen ones survive the challenge & escape, The Queen will then invite them back to sleep in a pool of Royal Jelly, where they will transform & mutate into Praetorians, personal guards of the Queen, 10 feet tall (normal Xenochompers are 7-8 feet tall, the Queen being 15-20 feet tall). Their head will gain a solid crest, their spikes will turn metallic like that of spikerocks (same goes for their teeth), they can spit a huge volume of acid or Xenospikerocks (same as Xenospikeweeds, but introduces multiple cancer tumors (& therefore more larvae) instead of only one).

9.) If the Queen dies, the Praetorians battle against one another, & the lone survivor sleeps in Royal Jelly, causing changes in growth, power, & anatomy overnight...The next day, The Praetorian has an extra set of arms, & is puffed up to about one-half or even twice its size...It becomes THE NEW QUEEN, which then usually remains immobile in the nest's center, laying many Xenolilies, which are littered everywhere by drones...Praetorians can cheat this thing. They can sneak into the Royal Jelly sac of the Queen, become a Queen, escape, & start a colony of its own - or kill & replace The Queen, the other Praetorians & the rest of the colony will be too stupid to notice or remain submissive out of fright or indifference...

There...The life cycle of a Xenochomper...Are you utterly bored now? YES, OF COURSE YOU ARE!!! SEE, I WARNED YOU, NOW IT'S TOO LATE TO UNSEE THIS UNIMPORTANT BULLS***!!!