User blog comment:Tile Denial/Ideas for Funny Almanac Entries/@comment-37209390-20200128125737

Appease-mint:

He is a peashooter but a mint, as if we didn't already have enough Peashooters. He shoots a volley of bullet-hell peas that split into a volley of even more bullet-hell peas. Also boosts Appease-mint families, but no one gives a crap about that.

(This one's my favorite)

Shadow Peashooter:

Popcap Person 1: "How do we make our 1 millionth Peashooter clone hip with the kids?"

Popcap Person 2: "I know! Let's make it edgy and relatable!

(Yes it's inspired by Sylveon Trolls)

Winter Melon

I'm pretty sure every any PvZ fan would be pretty disappointed to find out that Winter Melon milk tea isn't actually a very cold melon.