Plants vs. Zombies: Official Guide to Protecting Your Brains/Plant and zombie descriptions

This page is a list of all the descriptions of the plants and zombies that appear in Plants vs. Zombies: Official Guide to Protecting Your Brains.

Plants
Note: All plant descriptions are made by Crazy Dave.

Peashooter
"Peashooter shoots peas. If they shot shoes, then they'd be called shoe shooters. But they don't so they aren't - will I have to explain all the obvious stuff like this to you? Peashooters are your go-to plant when stopping zombies They grow quick and shoot peas real fast."

Sunflower
"Sunflowers don't shoot anything at zombies, but they do make lots of sun, which will help your other plants grow big and strong. Sun is the plant version of meat."

Extra text: "Trust me on this one."

Zombies
Note: All zombie descriptions are made by "the government" featured in the "Official Guide to Protecting Your Brains" book.

Note #2: Crazy Dave makes additional random notes about some zombies.

Zombie
The most common type of zombie you will encounter. They are not particularly quickand can't defend themselves very well. Although this makes them sound like a puppy, DO NOT MISTAKE THEM FOR A PUPPY. Puppies like dog food and zombies like brains (see below).

LIKES: Brains. Any kind of brains - cold brains, hot brains, bad brains, brain salad (minus the salad).

DISLIKES: People who don't have any brains; loud music past 10 o'clock at night.