User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 12 - New Challengers!

Time to make up something to make me actually LIKE Torchwood...

Please read any of the previous episodes if you haven't read them already, starting with the first one.

Episode

 * *A few Leaf Shield Weeds are roaming around the plant base*
 * Leaf Shield Weed #1:I'm bored...when can we take a break?
 * Leaf Shield Weed #2:Oh grow up. We need to be here for the next 12 hours.
 * Leaf Shield Weed #1:WHAT?!?!
 * ???: *ahem*
 * Leaf Shield Weed #3:Huh? Giga Torchwood? What do you want?
 * Torchwood:I'm TORCHWOOD! Not GIGA Torchwood!
 * Leaf Shield Weed #2:...never heard of you.
 * Torchwood:I er...uh...meant that...heh. I almost forgot I added "Giga" to look cool! Heh heh...
 * Leaf Shield Weed #2:...this is against my better judgement but, enter.
 * Torchwood:Ok, thanks! *walks past the Leaf Shield Weeds*
 * Leaf Shield Weed #3:Who was that?
 * Leaf Shield Weed #1:Giga Torchwood! I mean Torchwood! I...uh...I'm confused too.
 * *Scene cuts to Rose preparing a portal for a few plants*
 * Rose:Ok, here you guys go. You know your mission right?
 * Electro Pea:Yeah, sneak a garden into the Zen Peak to shock the enemy right? GET IT? Huh? Huh?
 * Mob Cob:...
 * Toxic Chomper:...
 * Rose:...
 * Electro Pea:Why are you guys so quiet?
 * Torchwood: *peaks his head through a door* Hey! Can I join too?
 * Toxic Chomper:You're a boss!
 * Torchwood:No I'm not! Look! I'm almost as big as you! *points at Mob Cob*
 * Mob Cob:Uh...*leans towards Torchwood and compares height* Yeah...you're only a few inches bigger. Huh. Thought you WERE bigger.
 * Electro Pea:He usually is...
 * Torchwood:I'M DIFFERENT!
 * ???:That's not what the Leaf Shield Weeds I just talked to said.
 * Torchwood:Yeep! *looks behind him to see Future Cactus entering the room*
 * Future Cactus:Miss Rose? May I suggest this plant is currently untrustworthy?
 * Rose:Well...he seems interested to fight. To lie about himself...you know what? How about he comes with you guys.
 * Future Cactus:WHAT?
 * Mob Cob:Seriously? I ain't working with him, sorry!
 * Electro Pea:What's wrong? Is the thought burning you out? *giggles silently*
 * Toxic Chomper:You're not funny.
 * Electro Pea: *gives a sad look* Huh?
 * Future Cactus: *grabs onto Electro Pea and drags him by the leaves* Come on. We have a Garden to raise.
 * Electro Pea:B...but! I am funny! Right? Guys?
 * Torchwood:I'm sure you are. *all 5 enter the portal*
 * Rose:Maybe I should've told them there was some zombies there. *shrugs* Whatever, there's a plant already there too.
 * *Scene cuts to the 5 walking around the Zen Peak*
 * Mob Cob:So where are we placing that dang Garden exactly?
 * Future Cactus: *has a radar* My radar says the best place for it would be right...*directly over one of the bridges over the water* HERE!
 * Toxic Chomper:...this is a joke right? Because it's even worse than Electro Pea's jokes.
 * Future Cactus:Nope. Why, where are we?
 * Torchwood:A bridge. We're on a bridge.
 * Future Cactus: *looks around* Oh, wow, we are. But this is some height, so that's good!
 * Toxic Chomper:...I'm out of here. *walks off the bridge, and walks back, just to get punched by a Karate Zombie* OW!
 * Karate Zombie #1:Nē, anatahadaredesu ka?
 * Mob Cob:What did he just say?
 * Cactus:Something in Japanese.
 * Torchwood:What the?
 * Cactus:I've been here for the past 3 hours trying to get rid of these guys. Took you long enough to show up.
 * Future Cactus:Hey. She didn't mention anything about you! Now, let's get fighting you "goons"! ...uh...I mean...guys? *notices Toxic Chomper and Electro Pea are knocked out* Oh come on...
 * Karate Zombie #2:Oi, kore o mite! Watashi to Chan wa, chōdo korera no shokubutsu no uchi, shokubutsu o uchimasu! *suddenly, 5 more Karate Zombies rush over*
 * Karate Zombie #3:Hontōni? Nīsu? Dono yō ni watashitachiha sensei ni oshiete wa dōdesu ka? *suddenly gets hit by a spike* Wa ̄ !
 * Future Cactus:Don't waste your time chatting.
 * Karate Zombie #3:Nē! Watashitachi wa chōdo daijōbu, sensei to hanashi o shitaidesu ka? Watashi wa sukoshidake o motte mimashou...
 * Mob Cob:Anyone know what they're saying?
 * Torchwood:Nope. Probably taunting us.
 * Karate Zombie #4:Iyaiya! Watashitachiha, wazuka sūbun o hitsuyō to shimasu!
 * Future Cactus: *quietly* I know what they're saying, but they're in the way.
 * Cactus:Huh?
 * Future Cactus: *goes back to normal tone and begins charging her energy ball* Don't interrupt me. I'll get rid of these...*gets kicked in the head by another Karate Zombie* ACK!
 * Torchwood:Let me! *breathes some fire out of his mouth, burning all the Karate Zombies around him* Wow...that was stronger than I thought. *gets a surprised look from the Cacti* Uh...I said nothing!
 * Future Cactus:That was...
 * Cactus:...amazing. *stomps the ground* UGH!
 * Mob Cob:Little miss Cactus is jealous huh?
 * Cactus:WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? *throws Mob Cob at the other Karate Zombies* There. All 7 of them are dealt with.
 * Torchwood:Wasn't there 8 of them?
 * Future Cactus:...oh darn, you're right.
 * Mob Cob:Maybe we would've found them if you DIDN'T THROW ME AT THEM!
 * Torchwood:Well, the garden is up. There's no problem...right?
 * Future Cactus:...right. But stay on your toes.
 * *Meanwhile, the remaining Karate Zombie is holding a phone behind a wall*
 * Karate Zombie #5:Sensei! Sensei! Anata no tasuke ga hitsuyōdesu! Hokanohito wa... Karera wa haiboku shite kimashita! Kotchi ni kite, watashi mo ue no kare no atarashī yūjin o motte kuru tame ni dōbutsu gakusha o yobu koto ni shimasu! *hangs up the phone, and suddenly, a Zoologist appears with a goat on a hoverboard* Kono denwa wa hontōni hayaidesu... Watashi mo mada anata o yobidasu koto wa arimasendeshita!
 * Zoologist:Uh...you did call me instead of "Sensei" by accident. Be happy I studied Japanese. In fact, you can stop speaking it now.
 * Karate Zombie #5:Ok, sorry. But what does the goat do?
 * Zoologist:You'll see! I was given the tech and I supplied the goat.
 * Karate Zombie #5:...so you have no idea.
 * Zoologist:Er...
 * *Scene cuts back to the plants, in which Mob Cob is going through a portal with Toxic Chomper and Electro Pea*
 * Mob Cob:I'm bringing them to the plant hospital. We don't have the badges. At least, Toxic Chomper and I don't. I was told Peashooter and Sunflower are taking our places. See ya. *goes through the portal*
 * Cactus:Yeah, bye. Fancy capped son of a...
 * Future Cactus:Let it go.
 * Torchwood:Oh! I heard of that movie! It was...*suddenly stops talking*
 * Future Cactus:...only zombies have access to that movie. I know, because I watched that with a zombie friend. And no, I was NOT referring to it!
 * Torchwood:Uh...uh...I stole a copy! Yeah! That's it!
 * Cactus:Your big body somehow...
 * Torchwood:YEP! I might be big, but I'm also quiet! *Torchwood and Cactus begin arguing*
 * Sunflower: *gets out of the portal* Cactus. What are you arguing about this time and...wait, who are you?
 * Torchwood:Torchwood!
 * Sunflower:I thought Torchwoods were little stumps you can wear on your head.
 * Peashooter:For the most part, yes. Though Giga ones look like that. In fact, one is a "boss" commander in the army.
 * Sunflower:Oh. So...are you even supposed to be here?
 * Future Cactus:No.
 * Torchwood and Cactus:Yes!
 * Torchwood:Wait, you actually defended me?
 * Cactus:Well, because you are supposed to be here. I still am suspicious of you.
 * Peashooter:It's getting dark. Let's sleep for the night.
 * Future Cactus:Uh, guys. Did you forget we have the biggest night light to exist?
 * Torchwood:Oh, I can turn it off! ...you guys just need to close your eyes first. Or actually, I'll just sleep somewhere else.
 * Future Cactus:Huh?
 * Torchwood:Yeah! I'll sleep over by that random open space covered by a roof. We need to defend that too!
 * Sunflower:That's a dojo.
 * Torchwood:Ok, cool! *walks over to the dojo around and sits down* ...can you guys look away? It's awkward when you all stare at me.
 * Cactus:Ok? Well...good night. *All of them fall asleep*
 * *Scene cuts to later in the night, about 5 hours later*
 * Sunflower: *yawn* Well, I rested well! *notices the rest are asleep* ...best not to wake them up. *looks and sees Torchwood sleeping by the dojo* Poor Torchwood. He must be lonely. *walks over to him* Hey, Torchy! Want to talk? *touches part of his body* Weird...his heart isn't beating. *taps on Torchwood* Torchy? Wait...*taps on Torchwood again* this feels like...metal! What the? *walks around the Torchwood's back, to see part of it has opened up* HUH? TORCHWOOD IS A ROBOT?!?! *hears a noise* What was that?
 * *Sunflower walks away from the dojo and walks past a gate, to see Park Ranger messing around with a chip and tablet*
 * Sunflower:PARK RANGER?
 * Park Ranger:Gah! Sunflower! You...you're supposed to be asleep!
 * Sunflower:Yeah, but I am awake now...if you can't tell. What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be spying on the zombies? I mean...uh...
 * Park Ranger: *sighs* No...they caught me again and exiled me...if I'm found again, I'd be eliminated on the spot.
 * Sunflower:I...see...so, why are you here?
 * Park Ranger:...see this chip?
 * Sunflower:Yeah?
 * Park Ranger:It powers a robot. No need to ask what robot. I assume you already know?
 * Sunflower:Wait. Are you saying...
 * Park Ranger:Yes. That Giga Torchwood robot is mine. A Metal Petal and Electro Citron helped me make it.
 * Sunflower:But, why? You could've fought the way you are now!
 * Park Ranger:Some plants don't trust me. I can't just fight like this. So I decided to fight as a plant. And the way I did it was simple, make myself a plant. Well, not physically, but...pretend I was one.
 * Sunflower:You don't have to do that! You can just say what happened and I'm sure most of us would understand!
 * Park Ranger:That's the thing. Most. Sorry little Sunshine, but this is what I have to do for now. I'm going to place this into the robot for a little upgrading. *walks away*
 * Sunflower:...*sigh*
 * *Scene changes to morning, where the other plants wake up*
 * Future Cactus: *yawn* Wait! Where's Sunflower?
 * Peashooter:SUNFLOWER? *runs over to the dojo, and sees her sleeping by "Torchwood"* Oh, there you are, thank goodness. *shakes Sunflower* Hey, wake up.
 * Sunflower: *opens her eyes* Oh, I must've fallen asleep again. I had a weird dream. *taps on "Torchwood", making the same metal sound as before* Uh...I'm sure that's something else.
 * Cactus:Are you hiding something?
 * Sunflower:N...no! *suddenly gets hit by one of ""Torchwood"'s arms* Ow!
 * "Torchwood":S...sorry! I didn't know you were there! *stands up and looks around* Yep. Everything looks ok. And I er...was told something the other day!
 * Sunflower: *thinking to herself "It must be that upgrade he was talking about"*
 * "Torchwood":I can make myself WAY stronger if I wanted to! Watch! *turns all blue, but suddenly holds onto his chest* ACK! That...that hurts! I wasn't told that! Ugh...the pain...*turns it off*
 * Sunflower: *uses her Heal Beam on "Torchwood" and whispers to him* Is this healing you? Or is this doing nothing?
 * "Torchwood": *whispers* Don't worry, it's healing me. I guess it must heal all zombies, you just have never DONE that before.
 * Future Cactus:Can you two stop chatting...not that I have any idea what you're saying. I hear something. *all 5 look back to see Zoologist, the Karate Zombie and the goat on a hoverboard* It's you!
 * Zoologist:You know, we planned on having Zen Sensei come over here, but it seems he isn't here at the moment. Hover-Goat! Show them your strength!
 * Hover-Goat:Seriously? "Hover-Goat"? That is the dumbest name I've ever heard.
 * Everyone Else:Eh?
 * Hover-Goat: *rolls his eyes* What did you expect? For me to "Baaa" like an idiot? I'm NOT stupid! And I wish for a rename! I'm going to call myself...
 * Hoat:HOAT!
 * Cactus:That's even worse...
 * Hoat:Don't you get it? Hover and Goat mixed is...
 * Peashooter:You're another pun-lover, aren't you?
 * Hoat:Nope. I just always wanted a pun name.
 * Peashooter:Well, no more chatting. We're going to take the 3 of you down!
 * Hoat:We'll see how easy THAT is! *attaches a weird orange beam onto Karate Zombie* There you go buddy!
 * Karate Zombie:I...I feel stronger! *punches both of his fists together* Let's do this! *Hoat suddenly spins around and Karate Zombie charges faster than normal*
 * Sunflower:Huh? *gets punched by Karate Zombie and gets slammed into a wall*
 * Peashooter:Sunflower! *tries to attack Karate Zombie, but gets punched into the same wall* OW!
 * Future Cactus:You fools! Attack the goat! *gets blasted by Zoologist*
 * Zoologist: *laughs evilly* Ha ha! This goat makes us immortal! HA HA HA!!!
 * Hoat:Does that mean you'll pay me like a normal zombie?
 * Zoologist:...what? No. You're a goat.
 * Hoat: *glares at Zoologist, and accidentally lets go of his Damage buff Booster Beam* You want to go?
 * Zoologist:Oh no, we're not fighting now. *pushes Hoat at "Torchwood"* Why don't you deal with him?
 * Hoat:By MYSELF?
 * Zoologist:I'll deal with that Cactus!
 * Cactus: *sitting on a Tallnut Battlement surrounded by Potato Mines* Ok. Have fun.
 * "Torchwood":Aw...you're a cute little goat!
 * Hoat:"Cute"? Come on, I'm not cute! I'm "cool"!
 * Karate Zombie:Na. I think you're cute. *suddenly gets punched by Peashooter* Nanda ittai? *faints*
 * Peashooter:And that's what YOU get! *tries to rush towards Hoat, but is pulled back by Sunflower* Sunflower?
 * Sunflower: *winks at "Torchwood"* This is Torchwood's fight.
 * Peashooter:...*looks at ""Torchwood" and sighs* Ok.
 * "Torchwood": *surrounds himself with leaves and begins to fire fireballs at Hoat* Try to avoid this!
 * Hoat:Oh, I will! *avoids every single fireball, doing tricks in the process and sticks his tongue out*
 * "Torchwood":Hey! Are you mocking me?
 * Hoat:Maybe. *begins laughing* Ok, I am big guy. Problem? *avoids another fireball while giggling*
 * "Torchwood": *growls*
 * Hoat:Aw...now look who's the cute one, growling like that! Let me finish you off the AWESOME way! *begins tapping on his hoverboard* Activate...*a giant laser pops out of the hoverboard* MEGA AWESOME LASER!!!
 * Peashooter:Maybe NOW is a good time to help!
 * Sunflower:I...well...er...
 * "Torchwood":You two deal with that Zoologist fellow! I got this! *gets hit by the laser, and it somehow activates Smoldering Madness* GAH! HOT! HOT!
 * Hoat:Oh...what's wrong? Did I hit something bad? No matter! *blasts "Torchwood" with another laser blast and speeds off* SUCKER! You'll just vanquish yourself!
 * "Torchwood":I...can't control...*starts randomly firing, hitting objects, Zoologist and just barely missing Future Cactus*
 * Future Cactus:DO YOU MIND?!?! I JUST WOKE UP FROM FAINTING!
 * Zoologist: *running while on fire* IT BURNS! GAH!!! *runs straight into one of the Potato Mines and ends up flying straight into the air as a result* ...this is going to be hard to explain...*teleports away*
 * "Torchwood": *grabs onto his "firing" arm* Ow...ow...somebody...get that goat...over here...
 * Peashooter: *taps on "Torchwood"* I know you want to stop this goat, but I'll do that.
 * Sunflower:Yeah. I'll heal you. Ok?
 * "Torchwood":...ok...thanks...*manages to turn off Smoldering Madness and lets Sunflower use her Heal Beam on him*
 * Peashooter: *uses Hyper to catch up with Hoat* You!
 * Hoat:Huh? How did you catch up? Annoying...no matter! *tries to fire some of his Mega Awesome Laser, but it begins to smoke* Eh?
 * Peashooter:Seems it ran out of power! *jumps onto the hoverboard*
 * Hoat:HEY! Off the hoverboard! There's only room for one!
 * Peashooter:Oh, I'll not be on here for long. *places a Chili Bean Bomb on the hoverboard* I'm just giving you a gift! Bye!
 * Hoat:A...gift? That's oddly nice of him. *the Chili Bean Bomb explodes, sending him flying against a wall* OW! Oh...that's why...*gets teleported away*
 * *Scene cuts to Peashooter walking towards the others*
 * Peashooter:How's Torchwood?
 * Cactus:It's weird. Sunflower is healing him, but now he's smoking. Not from one of "those", but...like, smoke is coming out of him.
 * "Torchwood": *coughing* Ack...*cough* *cough* Must be some smoke...
 * Sunflower: *whispers* Don't worry...it's safe to come out of there, these guys will understand.
 * Future Cactus:Understand what?
 * Sunflower:...*walks over to the back of "Torchwood"* There's been a secret we hid from you.
 * Cactus:I knew it!
 * Sunflower: *glares at Cactus as she opens the back of "Torchwood", in which tons of smoke "flies" out* Oh geez! Are...are you ok?
 * Park Ranger: *rolls out of the robot and coughs* Don't worry...we don't really have...*cough* lungs...don't even though how I'm *cough* coughing.
 * Peashooter:It's you! The spy!
 * Future Cactus:Being a spy for us wasn't enough huh?
 * Park Ranger:Yeah...I got help making this robot. Though I guess something backfired with the recent upgrade.
 * Future Cactus:Was it that "blue fire" ability that backfired?
 * Park Ranger:Yeah. It was just supposed to boost its strength for a bit, but it also caused me pain on the inside, and then that second time, it began creating smoke inside.
 * Cactus:And it's like a mech? It looks only a bit bigger than you.
 * Park Ranger:Yeah. It's really like a costume that does things.
 * Cactus:...dare I ask how you even CONTROL when abilities activate?
 * Park Ranger:Easy! I...
 * Future Cactus:Focus hard on activating the ability, right? That's how mechs in the future work!
 * Park Ranger:Yeah! That's it!
 * Peashooter: *rolls his eyes* The future has begun...
 * Sunflower: *takes out an orb* Well, let me tell Rose we're done.
 * Future Cactus: *takes out a cellphone* Cellphone?
 * Sunflower:She doesn't have one. She has an orb. *uses her orb* Hey Rose! We got the garden and managed to keep it for a whole day!
 * Rose: *talking from the orb* Good job, you 5 can come back now. *giggles* And don't worry about telling me about "Torchwood". I overheard.
 * Park Ranger:Are you mad at me?
 * Rose:Why would I?
 * Park Ranger:I...I guess. *the portal suddenly appears in front of him* Yeep! ...that's our way back right?
 * Peashooter:Yep!
 * Park Ranger:Well...*runs over to his Torchwood robot* I need to bring this back!
 * Future Cactus:Don't worry.
 * Park Ranger:Huh?
 * Future Cactus:When we get back, I'll help you rebuild it. In fact, I'll even fix that problem you had with the blue fire.
 * Park Ranger:Thanks! I'd like that.
 * Future Cactus:Heh. You're welcome. Not so many openly say if they oppose their own side. It makes me "proud" to see that.
 * Park Ranger:Oh, thanks...again.
 * *All 5 walk into the portal*
 * Zen Sensei: *walks over* Nē, watashi wa jikan ni koko ni imasu ka? *looks around to see no plants are around* ...Sore o ikko.
 * *End of episode*

Trivia/Creator Notes

 * Most of the words the Karate Zombies say and Zen Sensei say are in Japanese. This Japanese is from Google Translate though, so it might be incorrect.
 * Even though most of the series has no swear words, one of the Karate Zombies actually do swear in Japanese. Try to find who and when they do!
 * The idea of Torchwood actually being a robot was made randomly by me a bit before I made this episode. The idea of it being Park Ranger's robot was planned a bit during the creation of the episode.
 * The pun "Hoat" is another example of how bad I am with puns.
 * This episode is both based off Zen Peak and the new GW2 classes.
 * Even though Torchwood and Hover-Goat 3000 are only gotten by beating all the Trials of Gnomus, both appear without having to be freed.
 * This is because this seemed unneeded, and I just wanted both to appear without the Trials of Gnomus having to be mentioned at the moment.
 * The episode originally planned to have the first 5 brought in (Future Cactus, Toxic Chomper, Mob Cob, Electro Pea, and Torchwood) be the main characters, though I decided to have Toxic Chomper, Mob Cob, and Electro Pea taken out just because I didn't feel like they'd fully fit.
 * The idea of Zen Sensei not showing up in time for the fight was just a little joke planned. Don't worry, there will be a fight with him eventually. If I remember.