Talk:Newspaper Zombie/@comment-26326107-20150423002641

Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time Almanac Entry

His newspaper provides limited defense.

Toughness: Protected

Speed: Basic

Speed details: moves like a hungry zombie when damaged

It was just a sunny, peaceful morning, the sun is shining, zombies are enjoying themselves, and Newspaper Zombie is sitting all alone, reading his newspaper. His is very calm, happy, and relaxed while spending his time alone. It is not until those gosh darn plants ruins the rest of his day by destroying his newspaper while in the middle of solving a Sudoku puzzle. Why can't anyone leave the poor guy alone for once?!