Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5565348-20140320234006/@comment-5052376-20140413205025

Turn over!

@IMCR8Z: Because you made a Uranus joke, you die.

@trickster: You live by moving far enough away to not get crushed.

@Iamarepeater: Sure, Pluto fails to kill you, but you implode on rouself and die brutally.

@Miles: The heat shield saves the spaceship, but not you. You get burned to death.

@EPICMAN: The Tactical Cukes shatter Pluto in two, narrowly missing you.

For whatever reason, Pluto dissapears from the night sky the same day a giant asteroid lands on Earth.

Turn 20!

The godmodder gives you a break! He summons everyone to a giant banquet full of your favorite foods! Be warned: This is an actual turn. Death is possible.