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Everything Wrong With



In X Minutes Or Less

Spoilers!!

(duh..)

Note: This is a WIP, so I'll finish it when I have time.

1. World called Frostbite Caves doesn't have anything to do with caves.

2. How does Crazy Dave survive the extremely cold temperature with no jacket?

3. If this is the Ice Age, in the background of levels, why isn't the WHOLE land covered in snow?

4. In the background in the plant selection screen, how the heck did the zombies or whatever carry the mammoth tusk and get it to point up?

5. Also, I'm pretty sure you can't attach a mammoth tusk to a stone wall like that.

6. Why the f**k are the lawn mowers beavers? Did the producers not know that beavers can't survive the cold?

7. Also, why do they have spikes all over their tail and back?

8. The ice sliders are actually very dangerous in real life. You would fall into the water below.

9. Also, by the shape of the slider, the zombies would not be able to move in the direction of the slider. They would tilt the slider into the water.

10. How do the cave zombies just pass through the frozen plants?

11. Fillies and gentlecolts, I mean ladies and gentlemen, here's the Snowstorm ambush, a rip-off of the Sandstorm ambush from Ancient Egypt.

12. Game makes the music sound stupid in this world.

13. Games makes the "You've completed the level" tune sound stupid in this world.

14. Did the producers not know frozen plants would die?

15. Snowballs are the worst weapon for hunting.

16. Also, snowballs can't directly freeze plants.

17. So, ice has the same amount of health as an Imp Cannon?

18. How are the peppers from a Pepper-pult enough to warm plants?

19. A direct hit from a fiery pepper deals 5 times more damage than its splash.

20. A dodo is able to walk with a 15 pound Imp on its back.

21. This world really has no world-exclusive Brain Buster.

22. How does an ice block have the same health as a knight helm?

23. If you had your head in a glacial stream for that long, Blockhead Zombie, you would drown.

24. Also, a Cave Zombie would suffocate if its head was an ice block.

25. Also, if it was 0 degrees F outside, how would there be a stream for the Cave Zombie to fall into?

26. At least, that's his story and he's sticking to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqRhJm9y6N8

27. According to physics, when a Chard Guard flings a zombie, it would fling it behind himself, but nope.

28. Also, how is a small plant able to fling a 500 pound Gargantuar?

29. A Gargantuar would definitely crush the slider if stepped on.

30. Also, the Gargantuar appears before the mini-boss level.

31. Also, a sloth moves slow, but a Sloth Gargantuar moves fast.

More coming soon!