Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies Heroes/@comment-27101994-20170604044140/@comment-25089892-20170608142258

More text for Weekly Events:

August 1 - 8 = Bad Moon Rising (Lunar Lunacy Week)

August 8 - 15 = Forget-Me-Nuts (Forgotten Week)

August 15 - 22 = Hover-Goat 3000 (Garden Warfare Week)

August 22 - 29 = Thinking Cap (Split the Atom Week)

August 29 - Sep 5 = Go Nuts (Summer Vacation Week) [???]

Sep 5 - 12 = ??? (Brainy Headwear Week)

I think something is not OK with your schedule, GSG.A

Also, flavor texts for new event cards:

Forget-Me-Nuts = "I'd forget my own flower if it wasn't stuck to my head. Wait, what were we talking about?"

Atomic Bombegranate = "Remember: Never ever EVER split a fruit. Oh, hold on, actually fruits are ok, just never split an atom." Hover-Goat 3000 = ''The future is Hovering. The future is Radical. The future is Goat.''

Bad Moon Rising = Sometimes a full moon turns bad dreams into horrible nightmares.

Imp-Throwing Imp = ''But where is the Imp-Throwing-Imp-Throwing-Imp?? We have to go deeper...''

Kitchen Sink Zombie = He's got everything but the - no wait, he's got that too.

Thinking Cap = Only the best and brainiest University Zombies graduate to using full-fledged Superpowers.

Zombology Teacher = "If you don't pay attention in class, you'll never impove your brains..."