User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 14 - Zombopolis Assault

I bet this one was unexpected. Hey, I have a whole week of doing these at random times. Watch as it's only this one though!

"Episode"

 * *Cactus is sleeping under a leaf umbrella, when suddenly, a green Citron rolls into her*
 * Cactus:Ow! Hey!
 * Toxic Citron:S...sorry. But, I have an important message for you!
 * Cactus:What could it possibly be for you to run into me?
 * Toxic Citron:Rose needs you to head to Zombopolis with me.
 * Cactus:Now I would do that, but seeing how you just rolled into me...
 * Toxic Citron:LET IT GO ALREADY!
 * Cactus:Ok, ok, fine. It's not like it could get any worse.
 * *Cut to Cactus and Toxic Citron outside the flying RV*
 * Cactus:This got worse.
 * *Outside the flying RV, Chomper is waiting*
 * Chomper:Hey Cactus! We're working together? That sounds fun! *gets closer to Cactus* Do you have anything to eat?
 * Cactus:No. Unlike you, I don't have a reason to.
 * Chomper:Aw man...well, I'm going to go get some...*gets grabbed by Cactus and is dragged into the RV* NO! I NEED SOMETHING! CACTUS! PLEASE! NO! *the RV doors close*
 * Toxic Citron: *already sitting the RV* Wow. I know Rose told me you have an eating problem but still.
 * Chomper: *groan*
 * Toxic Citron:Anyways, *looks at the Weed piloting the RV* aim us near the entrance to Zombopolis.
 * Weed: *salutes* Yes sir!
 * Cactus:Really? Near the entrance, not in the city?
 * Toxic Citron:We need to take all of it.
 * Cactus:Anything else?
 * Toxic Citron:She also said she sensed a robot is being made near the end of this city. We have to destroy it.
 * Cactus:And she chose a sniper, a sporer, and a melee attacker to deal with it?
 * Toxic Citron:...she said once we capture the last spot, other plants will be able to join us with zero problems.
 * Cactus: *sigh* That better be true. Anyways, mister Weed? How close are we to our destination? *the Weed doesn't answer* Uh...mister Weed? *walks over to where the pilot would be and sees Chomper in their place* Chomper? Where's the Weed?
 * Chomper:...
 * Cactus:Chomper?
 * Chomper:...
 * Cactus:CHOMPER! I expect an answer!
 * Chomper: *looks shameful* ...*burp*
 * Cactus:...Chomper. Don't tell me you...
 * Chomper: *smiles worryingly and sweats* Er...know how to fly an RV?
 * Cactus:So you DID eat the Weed?!?!?
 * Chomper:I WAS HUNGRY OK? I'M SORRY! *a crashing sound is heard* Huh?!?!?
 * Toxic Citron: *peaking the side of his body out* What happened? Why did the RV crash?
 * Cactus and Chomper: *both look worried* ...
 * Toxic Citron:Do you guys not know?
 * Cactus:Er...something disabled the controls.
 * Toxic Citron:And the Weed?
 * Cactus:When I checked on the system, they were already gone.
 * Toxic Citron: *sigh* Dammit...I guess we have to start from where we landed.
 * Chomper: *opens the door* Come on! It can't be that...*notices they landed right into a sewer* ...bad...
 * Toxic Citron:A sewer? Sweet! I like these kind of places!
 * Cactus: *holding onto her snout, making her slightly muffled* I don't...
 * Toxic Citron:Thankfully...*takes a box out* I got a box here full of Cherry Bombs. They should be able to blow up something if we need to.
 * Chomper:What?
 * Toxic Citron:There is most likely an end of these sewers that is by where we need to go. *walks off* Follow me.
 * Chomper:Well alrighty then! *Cactus and him follow*
 * *Cut to under a tree with a giant gravestone by it, marking it as zombie territory, a seagull is flying by the tree, when a zombie grabs it*
 * Captain Squawk:Arrr...you rascal! Stay right here! *uses his weapon as binoculars* Let me see what's going on here. *looks around* Everything seems to be ok...*looks at a part towards some sewer entrances* That be looking fine too. *turns it around* And...*hears an explosion* What te? *turns it back towards the sewer entrance and sees Cactus, Chomper, and Toxic Citron* ARRRUGH! That be bad! *looks down to see some Captain Cannons. Mateys! We got intruders! Defend the home deck!
 * Captain Cannons: *salutes* YES MATEY! *all of them start rapidly firing, while Captain Squawk facepalms*
 * Toxic Citron: *noticing all the Captain Cannons firing* Watch out! *sets up his Peel Shield and starts running through all the blasts, with Cactus and Chomper still following him*
 * Chomper:Don't worry! I...*urp* got this! *ick*
 * Cactus:Are you ok?
 * Chomper:Yes yes, I'm...*urp* fine! *Burrows underground and starts heading towards the tree*
 * Toxic Citron:What's with him?
 * Cactus:...no idea. *starts aiming at some Captain Cannon, firing their heads off with spikes*
 * Toxic Citron:Well, keep aiming at these Captain Cannons, I think Chomper is heading for the pirate with the seagull on his head.
 * Cactus:Got it.
 * *Up in the tree, Captain Squawk is sweating and has a phone*
 * Captain Squawk:H...hello? I...I need ye help! These plants are attacking, and they're doing a pretty good job at it. *Chomper is sneaking up behind him* I don't know if they'll manage to steal this place but...*hears Chomper burping and turns around* oh no...
 * Chomper:Heh heh...*urp* get ready to be in my belly! *opens his mouth* *URP!* *barfs out some things, including the Weed that was piloting the RV before*
 * Captain Squawk: *looking disturbed* ...
 * Chomper: *holding onto his stem* Ugh...g...give me a second...ok?
 * Captain Squawk: *aims his weapon towards Chomper* Yes, I called someone for help, but no, I'm not giving up. I'll...*his weapon doesn't fire* huh? Oh...shoot! It's jammed between modes! Of course it is! *gets whacked by the Weed* Oh! Ow! My feet! Ugh! *starts trying to kick them* Stop that!
 * Weed:No idea how I got here but I'll try to fight back! *keeps doing so until they trip Captain Squawk off the tree* There! *looks at Chomper* You're welcome sir! No idea how I got here, as I said, and I was in a weird place before I reappeared here. I wonder how I got there.
 * Chomper:Yeah...me too...*sees Cactus walking up the tree*
 * Cactus:Heh. I knew it.
 * Chomper:Don't sound like that. I told you myself that I...
 * Cactus:We took down all the Captain Cannons and took this as our own. *looks at the Weed* You go back to the RV. *takes out a radar* This should lead you to it.
 * Weed: *grabs it* Ok, thanks! *runs off*
 * Chomper: *starting to walk off the tree* Well, I'm going to eat the Squawk guy, ok?
 * Cactus:...
 * Chomper: *already eating them* What?
 * *Cut to further in the map, by the Disco Dinner*
 * Toxic Citron:Wow. That Town Square was pretty easy.
 * Cactus:Their only defense was a single Imp, of course it was.
 * ???:HELP!!!
 * Cactus:Huh? *turns around to see a Vampire Flower being attacked by a Tennis Star and General Supremo* Hey! Stop that! *headshots both of them, making them fall onto the ground* That was...almost too easy...*walks over to Vampire Flower* Well, are you ok?
 * Vampire Flower:Y...yeah...thanks.
 * Cactus:I can tell you're not the "commander" Vampire Flower. You talk different than her.
 * Vampire Flower:Yeah, so?
 * Toxic Citron: *walking over* How did you get here? Not to mention this far?
 * Vampire Flower:I managed to sneak in here. Though I two those caught me.
 * Chomper:You're safe now. How about you stay with us?
 * Vampire Flower:I'd love to, I'm in your debt.
 * Cactus:All right. Let's get going.
 * Chomper:Right. *a flying disco ball goes over his head, and he starts dancing*
 * Toxic Citron: *turns back* Chomper! This isn't the time to dance!
 * Chomper:It's not like I want to! I...I can't control my body!
 * Toxic Citron:That's baloney! *heads under the spotlight* Now let's...*starts dancing as well* oh my gosh you were right.
 * Chomper:DO SOMETHING CACTUS!
 * Cactus: *sighs and fires a spike at the disco ball, destroying it* You're hopeless.
 * Chomper:Hey! I wasn't the one that walked into it!
 * Toxic Citron:I was trying to pull you out!
 * Vampire Flower:The grave is this way. Stop arguing. *points towards a giant grave* Do your thing.
 * Cactus:Right. *walks towards the grave and takes out a box, which has vines and a statue of a human on it* Don't get why Rose wants us to have THAT represent us, they could've chosen a more in shape person. *shrugs* Whatever, I've already done this twice. *covers the grave in vines*
 * Toxic Citron:I just fear about how easy this is. This is one of their biggest cities, and yet, they're pretty much handing it over.
 * Chomper:Yeah...well, let's get going. *all four start walking to the next objective*
 * Vampire Flower:Did you hear something?
 * Cactus:Uh...no? *hears breathing* But I heard that. *looks around to see nothing* Hmmm...
 * Toxic Citron:I think Vampire Flower is messing with us.
 * Vampire Flower:What would be my gain in doing so?
 * Toxic Citron: *Someone is sneaking behind him* I don't know but...*gets slapped* OW! *turns around to see the figure* Who the heck are you?
 * ???:The bringer of justice and of breakfast...the one that will let everyone enjoy their mornings and possibly their afternoons...*flexes* BREAKFAST BRAINZ!
 * Cactus:Are you serious...
 * Chomper:Breakfast Brainz? Oh my gosh! Can you give me some food...er...breakfast?
 * Breakfast Brainz:I was told you were causing trouble. I only give breakfast to good people! You get my Break-Fists!
 * Chomper:But you just said you wouldn't give me...*gets slapped over and over again by Breakfast Brainz* Ow ow ow !
 * Vampire Flower:He said break fists not breakfast!
 * Chomper: *still getting slapping* Oh! That makes *ow* perfect sense!
 * Toxic Citron:Chomper! Try to hold still!
 * Chomper:You're implying *ow* that's easy!
 * Toxic Citron:... *charges up an EMPeach, and fires it at Breakfast Brainz*
 * Breakfast Brainz:Ow! H...how does that even work? I'm not a robot!
 * Toxic Citron:It's just a stunner in general. *stomps on his paralyzed body and aims his weapon towards Breakfast Brainz's face* I'll let you live. Just stay here and don't do anything, or else.
 * Breakfast Brainz:...I...I feel something nibbling my legs.
 * *Both Breakfast Brainz and Toxic Citron look at Breakfast Brainz's legs and notice Chomper eating the waffles on his legs*
 * Breakfast Brainz:Hey! Those are my shin guards!
 * Chomper:And I'm hungry, it's a tough world we live in.
 * Vampire Flower: *sigh* Let's...let's just get going. We're wasting time.
 * Cactus:I agree. This guy was a waste of time.
 * Breakfast Brainz:H...hey! I heard that!
 * *The four of them leave Breakfast Brainz and head towards the next objective, the Drone Factory, which looks in ruins*
 * Chomper:Wow. What happened to this place?
 * Cactus:Did you forget? There used to be Zombot Drones made for battle, but now, Parrot Pals are used. This factory had no need to exist anymore.
 * Chomper:I...I guess so. *hears a beeping sound* Huh?
 * Toxic Citron:...guys. Look up.
 * *All of them look up, and see hundreds of Rocket Bots on the abandoned factory's roof, all aiming at them*
 * Cactus:Oh...oh wow.
 * Toxic Citron:RUN! *all of them run away as all of the Rocket Bots fire*
 * Chomper:What do we do! They're on the roof!
 * Cactus:Did you forget that I have a drone?
 * Vampire Flower:Y...you do?
 * Cactus:Yes, and you should know that.
 * Vampire Flower:Y...yeah. That was a joke. Ha ha.
 * Cactus: *starts up her Garlic Drone* Alright, who wants to distract the bots?
 * Toxic Citron: *goes into his Ball Form* I can go pretty fast all curled up, I'll distract them. *rolls off*
 * Cactus:All right. *she sends her Garlic Drone out, sneaking past the Rocket Bots as they fire at Toxic Citron, and miss and he speeds around* And...*looks at her controller* Corn Strike ready. *presses the button and releases corn around the area, blowing up all the Rocket Bots...and the roof*
 * Chomper: *hears a thudding sound* Uh...
 * Vampire Flower:The roofs got blown up.
 * Cactus: *putting her drone away* This place is pretty much destroyed anyways.
 * Toxic Citron: *rolling back and turns back into his normal form* Yeah, but we need to blow it up to get to the next place.
 * Chomper:We're not going to mark it?
 * Toxic Citron:Did you not see? It wasn't marked. Who would mark this place?
 * Vampire Flower: *stomping* Come on! Stop wasting time!
 * Cactus:Wow, you're really impatient.
 * Vampire Flower:But the robot is going to be released in an hour!
 * Cactus: *her eyes widen* ...WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LET'S GET GOING! *grabs Toxic Citron's box of Cherry Bombs, runs towards the wall of destroyed roofs, and places one down, blowing it up* Come on!
 * Chomper:O...ok. *all of them walk over to a giant factory, that does not look abandoned* This one looks new.
 * Vampire Flower:It's where the Zombot is.
 * Toxic Citron:Zombot?
 * Vampire Flower:Fueled by rage. A Yeti King was sent out to take it, and now that it has enough, it can...
 * Cactus:How do you know this stuff?
 * Vampire Flower:...spying.
 * Toxic Citron:Well, let's get going.
 * Vampire Flower:Yes, there's a battery that's ahead. But it's defended by a force field. I'll shut it off. *walks into another room*
 * Chomper:Ok! Thanks! *Cactus, Toxic Citron, and him walk towards where the battery is*
 * Cactus:That Vampire Flower was acting suspicious.
 * Toxic Citron:Do you call anyone who suddenly leaves suspicio...*a trap door opens under all of them*...us... *all of them fall in, and are lifted out in a cage*
 * Cactus:Ugh, what's going on?
 * *Breakfast Brainz walks in, with the Vampire Flower*
 * Breakfast Brainz:Thank goodness we had that there.
 * Vampire Flower:Yeah. Though the Rocket Bots would've been the finished if that drone didn't exist...
 * Chomper:Vampire Flower? What are you talking about?
 * Vampire Flower:Do you not see? I lead you into our trap!
 * Cactus:You...you TRAITOR!
 * Vampire Flower:How could I be a traitor, if I was never on your side in the first place?
 * Cactus:Wha...
 * Vampire Flower:Those two zombies "attacking" me? They were pretending. They also pretended to be vanquished so they'd "live" to attack another day. And now, the only ones that could've stopped the zombot, you guys, are now trapped.
 * Toxic Citron:Ugh! I can't believe I fell for that!
 * Breakfast Brainz:Hey, it isn't your fault. Vampire Flower here just did a good job at pretending.
 * Vampire Flower:Now Breakfast Brainz. Let's do any extra preparations we need to do.
 * Breakfast Brainz:The boss is working on that. We should guard the surrounding area. *the two leave*
 * Cactus: *growls*
 * Chomper:Don't worry! *starts nibbling on the bars* I think I got this!
 * Cactus:Be quiet. I hear someone. *Chomper nibbles louder* QUIET! I SAID QUIET!
 * *Computer Scientist walks over to the cage, and sees what's going on*
 * Computer Scientist:Er...d...did you like my plan? I'm sort of new to the army and well...uh...
 * Toxic Citron:We fell for it. So your plan has worked better than a good amount of plans from even Dr. Zomboss himself.
 * Computer Scientist: *does a quiet "Yes!"* You thought it was good? Well, my creation is going to be released soon! Sorry that you have to go down, but it's the boss' orders! IF I do this, I'll get more funds for my robots!
 * Chomper: *starts nibbling on the cage* Hey. I'll give you some funds if you let us out!
 * Computer Scientist:I...I shouldn't...
 * Cactus:Dr. Zomboss doesn't even give funds out. He keeps money for himself.
 * Computer Scientist:I...
 * Toxic Citron:We'll do nothing to your zombot. Ok?
 * Computer Scientist:...o...ok...*opens the cage and sets the plants free* I have to do some things to the zombot though. But you should stay here, you'll be safer. *walks away*
 * Cactus:Heh. Sucker.
 * Chomper:I feel bad.
 * Toxic Citron:Sometimes you have to be savage to get something done.
 * Chomper:But that doesn't make us that much better than them!
 * Toxic Citron:It doesn't matter how good we are. It's the ends that matter. *walks away*
 * Chomper:...
 * Cactus:...while I do think what we did then was the only thing we could do, I also disagree with Toxic Citron.
 * Chomper:Well, we have to shut down the battery. *Cactus and him head over towards the battery, where Toxic Citron is, Breakfast Brainz and Vampire Flower are sitting on it*
 * Toxic Citron:Back away from the battery.
 * Vampire Flower:That would be giving up.
 * Toxic Citron:...*starts firing at Breakfast Brainz*
 * Breakfast Brainz:Hey, I said nothing! But you want justice? HERE COMES JUSTICE! *jumps off and starts fighting Toxic Citron*
 * Cactus: *whispers to Chomper* I'll distract Vampire Flower, you destroy the battery.
 * Chomper:Ok. *sneaks behind the two*
 * Cactus:You have some nerve, fighting on the "wrong" side.
 * Vampire Flower:Wrong side? How black and white do you think this battle is? All plants have to be on one side, all zombies on another? How cute. I thought a zombie was helping you.
 * Cactus:...
 * Vampire Flower:And just to let you know. I dislike humans. Humans will become zombies anyways. Why do you fight to protect them? They'll just become your enemy later. I don't understand. Why don't you just fight to protect yourselves?
 * Cactus:That might be true, but protecting only ourselves would be selfish. *starts firing at Vampire Flower, who fires back*
 * Chomper: *chomping on the battery as both sides fight, and the battery starts to spark* Uh...what's...
 * Battery: *Self destruction in 40...39...38...37...*
 * Breakfast Brainz: *on the ground, stunned by an EMPeach again* Oh no...
 * Toxic Citron: *on top of Breakfast Brainz* By self destruction, they mean just the battery, right?
 * Breakfast Brainz:I didn't make it, I have no idea.
 * Vampire Flower: *looking back* Is it seriously that weak? How...*Cactus pushes them onto the battery and ties them on with vines* what are you doing?
 * Cactus:This is what you get for what you did.
 * Vampire Flower:P...please! I...I'm sorry! Let me go, please!
 * Cactus:Not going to happen.
 * Vampire Flower:...f...fine! You...you'll regret this! I swear of it!
 * Cactus:We'll see about that.
 * *Cactus, Chomper, and Toxic Citron run out of the factory, as the battery explodes, and the zombot explodes as well*
 * Toxic Citron:Why did that explode?
 * Cactus:It was connected to battery, I guess.
 * Toxic Citron:Well, I'll go call Rose and tell her to pick us up.
 * Chomper:Yeah.
 * Intercom: Charge-up complete, unleash missiles.
 * Chomper:Wait...what? *they look up to see multiple missiles fire out, and fly towards the south* ...where are they going?
 * Toxic Citron:...let's just...go and tell Rose that happened. *all three walk away slowly*
 * *Meanwhile, in the factory*
 * Computer Scientist:Alright, now that the program has been upgraded, I can see my beautiful creation...*looks and sees the zombot is destroyed* ...m...my...my zombot...they said they wouldn't...*looks upset* I trusted them...*shakes his head* I don't know who did this, those plants I set free, Breakfast Brainz or that Vampire Flower but I guess that's it then. I guess I can't trust anybody. So be it. I'll make something all by myself! *storms off*
 * Breakfast Brainz: *still on the ground* N...nice speech but...maybe some help?
 * *End*

Trivia/Notes

 * This episode is around Zombopolis, simply because I felt like it.
 * Toxic Citron and Breakfast Brainz are featured in this part because they were released in the same DLC Zombopolis was released in.
 * Breakfast Brainz will probably be a recurring character, and become comic relief, due to how goofy his concept is and how bad he is in-game.
 * I included Cactus and Chomper together just for comedy's sake. Ok, maybe I ship them too.
 * The traitor Vampire Flower is a reference to the user Drybones9219, someone who comments on my Ask the Plants/Zombies threads often, and his "persona" in these is that he(?) is a Vampire Flower who works for the zombies.
 * And as a note, he isn't as mean as the Vampire Flower shown here. He's actually quite nice. It's just the concept brought over, not the user themselves.
 * The reason Toxic Citron has an "odd" reaction when Chomper asks him where the missiles were heading was simple. He has no idea, and doesn't want to say something wrong.

Have you read this part of the GW saga? (Zombopolis Assault) Yes
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