Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-27101994-20170420132054/@comment-26888167-20170422003047

Captain Red Shell: Star! This is too much! I have to catch that red runner! But how?

Blue Ocean: (in a narrating voice) Red Fork, "forkus devourous", Captain Red Shell, "crustaceous serious".

Blast: What does that even mean?

Blue Ocean: No idea.

Captain Red Shell brings a human cannon, to shoot himself at Red Fork.

Captain Red Shell: Ha! No boulders involved this time!

He fires, but instead of being launched at Red Fork, the cannon explodes, causing the boulders in an above cliff to fall on him.

Captain Red Shell: (muffled voice) Seriously? Boulders again?

Lemon Glass: I made more food, but please try to keep Red Fork still. He's stolen too much food, I don't know how much more food I have.

Blue Ocean: Maybe we should help you.

Captain Red Shell: (hurt, smashed, and walking slowly) No! I've confronted greater opponents before, a red unicorn is not going to beat me!

Blue Ocean: Are you sure? He's already done it three times.

Captain Red Shell: That was luck!!!