Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-25864549-20151114111938/@comment-27769607-20160306205009

Bucketbutt Runner Thingy

His fish-smelling butt farts horrible illusion from mind control.

Toughness: Kind of displeasening

Absorbs: 0.05 attractive damage fish

Allergic to: Puff-shroom

Did you fart that? Updraft impinging fish-smelling butt makes a fart smell. Yes, that's the zombie's flying Pokémon, it always brings fun to boring videos of zombies. That's why Bucketbutt Runners are the most idiots in hot laps.

(I italicized all the things we've changed, bold and italicize the word that you change)