Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160703102409/@comment-26826553-20160710040840

(Kap. Guak ends up on the other side of the room & turns visible again.)

Kap Guak: Neptune's trousers, what person in the seven seas is named Quetzal? It would be a shame to shatter what could be melted as gold-

//Well, pirates would eventually enter Mexico & know about Aztec myths, but then again, this is a guy who came from an arcade machine. He would never have the chance.

Kyle: Save the talk! *lobs a cabbage at the pirate's head to no effect*

Kap. Guak: *fires purple fumes at Kyle, who ends up lobbing cabbages backward due to reversal of thoughts*

Stan: OW! NOT ME! THINK ABOUT FIRING BACK-

Kap. Guak: *shoots blue gas at Stan, who becomes paralyzed* MOVE FAST, YOU WENCH! *fires red mist at Sporo's face, which will then make him (& therefore his cooldown) slower than a snail, then fires several spiked kokonuts at Draken & Sporo, some flying straight, some bouncing forward, some doing loops as they fly forward*