Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20160602092216/@comment-26826553-20160628102511

Ewen: Simple. We break the 4th wall, or you can shout at your director (Pumpkin) & demand that he shows you where the f**k is.

Carrie: Any legit way?

CitroCop: Do any of you have the ability to sense shed cells? Or you can do what some of us did: once a projectile is shot at the thing, as long as bits or shrapnels of it remain within the thing, it's trackable. But do you know how to shoot tracking projectiles? If you're skilled enough, you can track down your projectile or at least bits of it which remain embedded in its hide. *picks off a chunk of skin of his head drill missiles, remnants of the decoy that stupidly impaled itself on him* Since this is a clone, it most probably has bits of the original within. It would take some time to calibrate-

Carrie: Any simple way?

Ewen: Yell at your director to make your job easier.

CitroCop: All that's really needed is a sample of the thing's DNA, & once that happens, you can put it within some tracking device & lock onto it.

//Same logic as Mr. Crocker's Fairy Detector: he took a bit of Cosmo's hair, & his DNA

CitroCop: Problem is, it's either the cell which you put in the tracking device is smart enough to self-destruct or at least rot away & leave no trace, or the being your tracking changes its DNA code (if it has that ability), or both.

Ewen: Do we need to introduce ourselves?

Carrie: Hopefully not...Fine, not everyone knows about us...Name is Carrie Myers, I'm one of Crazy Dave's second-in-commands, this is my husband & co-general Ewen.

Yin Yang: Chief Yan Naing Lee.

JC: Detective James Carter

John McClane: Detective Lieutenant Church.

//John McClane: Not using my real name.

Rocky Rambo: I hope people recognize me, at least. Vietnam War veteran, won the heavyweight title many times.

Dynamo Jack: Just call me John Chang (John Chang is my real name).

CitroCop: Murphy. Alexander James Murphy.

Carrie: Most call him CitroCop though...

Frozone: I'm Frozone Cabbins, & I prefer to chill-

Terminator: I'm am Arnold Schaefer, identical twin of Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer.

Carrie: Yep, that's my Pops.

//No one will know he's a robot, exactly, since he isn't revealing anything...yet. Plus, not even Cyril will be able to detect his cybernetic nature, given the fact that terminators are immune to such detections.

(The face of a Jackfruit pops from the wall.)

Bill: *looks around & talks super fast* HEY, I KNOW YOU GUYS! YOU'RE FROM GAME OF THRONES! (Carrie's normal, non-horror voice is provided by Emilia Clarke) HI, NICK CASTLE! (although Jai Courtney gives Ewen his non-horror default voice, I decided to reference the original actor of Michael Myers). HELLO PETER WELLER (voice of CitroCop), HELLO BRUCE WILLIS! (voice of John McClane), HELLO SYLVESTER STALLONE! (voice of Rocky Rambo), HEY, I HEARD OF YOU IN THE INCREDIBLES MOVIE, NICK FURY! (Samuel Jackson, who plays Nick Fury, also voiced Frozone), HI CHAN-KONG SAN! (real name of Jackie Chan, who voices Yin Yang (originally, Jet Li was supposed to voice the Wasabi Whip; indeed, Yin Yang is Jet Li's role in The Expendables)), HI CHRIS TUCKER! (voice of James Carter), HI ARNOLD SCHWARZENPEPPER! (obviously, Arnold Schwarzenegger voices you-know-who), HI BUNCH OF PEOPLE I NEVER MET BEFORE! (I don't know what voice reference to throw at your characters, Pumpkin) IN MY OPINION, YOU ALL STINK! I AM MORE FAMOUS THAN YOUR F**KING VOICE ACTORS COMBINED!