Talk:Spore-shroom/@comment-26531694-20150927233518/@comment-26826553-20150928162929

"Son, you should be like your dad, never to falter before the punks nor the MCs nor the Gargs nor even before Zomboss himself...Do you promise to be brave, son?"

"Y-y-yes dad...AAH, ZOMBIE!"

"It's just a man from the circus...an UNDEAD man from the circus...He's just a normal zombie, dafuq?!"

What happened to your promise, scaredy-cat? Hey look, another undead man from the circus...

"I-I-I'm sorry (spory) dad, b-but I can't man up!"

Spory must have married a puffy...But he can reproduce on his own...or perhaps Scaredy is a Spore-shroom that didn't come out right...