User blog comment:Itsleo20/Ask Night Cap!/@comment-2251799-20160321132339/@comment-2251799-20160322023318

Hmm... I can't do camoflauge. I escort my owner to her school which in turn I can't do number 2 because I'm with her by her side.

I can do number 3 by disguising myself as an average friend of hers. I better rummage her brother's belongings if he has a hat or bandanna, and a jacket.

Thanks creep! Uh... sorry to offend you but this is how we call us mushrooms at our place (and a select few plants).