Board Thread:Biweekly discussions/@comment-33872406-20190515230104/@comment-34954846-20190517080651

I predict that in the future, Heroes will have no more Super-Rares as the trash ones have been demoted to Rares and the good ones were promoted to Legendaries.

PvZ 2 will make all the seed packet Plants into P2W things that you need to buy.

PvZ Garden Warfare 2 now has a ‘donation mode’ that lets you play with super crap quality and every frame costs $10 to use.

PvZ Adventures will get a sequel where Crazy Dave turns his taco into a car and he goes to The Walking Dead universe to kill even more zombies with his super-saiyan herbal horde.

PvZ 2: Chinese Version will get a language translation for every single dialect and language except for English.

PvZ: Journey to the West gets a non-Chinese sequel where the game animators are art school trainees and the story is created by Shakespeare’s descendants who accidentally turn into a romantic opera musical.

There will be a new PvZ horror game that basically copy-pastes all of FNAF 1’s assets, but then makes a low-quality portrayal of scary Peashooters and Sunflowers that look like they were watered with acid.

And finally, PvZ is sponsored by Roblox, so PvZ 2 will have blockheads attacking your house for some of the Pinata Parties and you have crappy bosses like the Telamon-bot 50,000 and the Ro-botlox Prime that do Fortnite dances as you attack.

That’s my future, all the paths I shall predict for the future of this family-friendly franchise.

Also, no, I’m not Doctor Strange. Period.