Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-30317343-20161119225237

If A sea-shroom's porthole on a ship is 45 and 1/2 meters above sea level, and the sea is rising at 1 meter, and assuming the sea will continue to rise in this fashion, how long is it until the sea-shroom's porthole is completely submerged?

A jester zombie brings soup to a conehead's table. After walking a few feet away, the jester is called back due to a fly being in the conehead's soup. He takes it back to the kitchen and comes back with a bowl that does not have a fly inside. The conehead tastes it, then accuses the jester of just taking the fly out instead of getting a new bowl. Why?

There is a list of "special" plants and "dull" plants. Suprisingly, nobody is on the dull list, even though many plants on the special list are obviously dull. The special list and the dull list are numbered, with the lowest number being the most special/most dull. Why is there nobody on the dull list?

A tennis champ hits her tennis ball with her racket in such a way that it will go in a straight line while rapidly slowing down, come to a complete stop, then steadily accelerate back towards the racket in a straight line. How is this possible?

How can two fully-grown zombies stand on one newspaper without touching in any way? 