User blog:Lily8763cp/PvZ: GW Saga Part 8 - The Colizeum

Please read any of the previous episodes if you haven't read them already, starting with the first one. This one is in celebration that my laptop is finally fixed :P

"Episode"

 * *Episode starts with seeing Crazy Dave's RV flying in the sky, then goes inside, to see Citron waiting in the RV*
 * Citron:Are we even sure if this is the right direction Dave?
 * Crazy Dave:Oh yes, by the ends of my toenails, I am sure! I went to that theme park many times as a child!
 * Citron:And as an adult?
 * Crazy Dave:...it hasn't moved, has it?
 * Citron:Sir, I'm from the future, I don't know what happened in the "past".
 * *Suddenly, a black shadow appears right next to Citron*
 * Citron: *turns backwards* Huh?
 * Chomper:RA!!! *notices Citron didn't react* ...were you scared?
 * Citron:...*turns back to face Dave* Not scary Chomper.
 * Chomper:Aw rats! I tried that time too!
 * Crazy Dave: *begins to park the RV* Here we are! The "Rome" part of the Seeds of Time! *notices a sign, which reads "Brainz of Time!" ...eh, Seeds of Time sounded better. They're ruining the name as much as the theme park!
 * Chomper:Speaking of which, can you remind me why we aren't taking back the whole park?
 * Citron:Rose told us to start taking it over one-by-one. That way, they will not expect a big attack if we're going to random spots around the park not directly after one another.
 * Chomper:That plan doesn't sound too smart.
 * Citron: *shrugs* I told her, but she said either do this or no action. I had to do this, I haven't done anything interesting for 3 weeks! Just public service...like a normal lame person!
 * Chomper:You were doing public service? LUCKY! I was stuck having to eat a bunch of leftover goats. I like eating, but those goats just leave a bad taste after the 100,000th one in a row.
 * Citron:After the 100,000th...oh forget that. Point is, we need to take this part back before we're...*notices Chomper is gone* Oh dang it...CHOMPER?!?!
 * Chomper: *drooling by a sign that says "Snack Shack right ahead"* FOOD! Oh, I wonder how taste that zombie stuff is! *Runs off*
 * Citron:Oh dang it! Chomper! *rolls off after him* This must be the stuff Cactus deals with everyday. This food-obsessed idiot.
 * Chomper: *stops at the door to the Snack Shack* Wow...they weren't lying when they said it was a sh...*gets grabbed by Citron*...ack!
 * Citron:Hey! Don't get distracted by this stupid snack bar! We have a mission and I don't have time for you to be messing around!
 * Chomper: *opens the door* Oh come on! It'll just be a quick snack! *Chomper walks in and suddenly is lifted up*
 * Citron:HUH?!?! Chomper? *walks inside the Snack Shack as well, just to be lifted by a rope* It's a trap...of course.
 * *Suddenly, a little Imp walks up to the two plants*
 * Citron:YOU! What do you want from us?
 * ???:Oh! Quick to assume I want to do something bad with you? My boss Centurion just needs new members to fight in the Colizeum, not harm done. Well...harm will be done.
 * Chomper:Oh come on! Can you at least give me a hot dog or something before the fight?
 * ???:...*whispers to Citron* That guy has issues.
 * Citron:Yep...I know.
 * Chomper:HEY! WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING HUNGRY! *mutters to himself in an annoyed tone* Not everyone has a belly that is satisfied with having just a bit to eat.
 * ???:Moving on, my name is "Pylon Imp", secretary of this Colizuem. Also known as "Rome", under new management. Here, we pit unlucky plants and zombies against the beasts we have here. Heh, nobody has made it past the big bad boss.
 * Chomper: *shivering* But...but if we die...we respawn...right...?
 * Pylon Imp:Oh that...heh, we found a little to terminate that. If you die here, game over...forever.
 * *Pylon Imp laughs evilly while Chomper looks in horror and Citron is trying to break himself from the ropes*
 * Citron: *glares at Chomper* This is all YOUR fault! If you didn't want a meal here, we might have been about to get something done!
 * Chomper:My fault?!?! I know it's mostly my fault, but still! You should've not went inside and just continued without me. I wouldn't have done that, but still!
 * Citron:Are you serious? If I just left you to die by this freak, the others would've killed me!
 * Chomper: *sarcastically* Gee...thanks for caring. *both are pulled by zombiefied horses to a jail cell*
 * Pylon Imp:Wait here until your battle, you two.
 * Citron:Ugh. What a little scamp!
 * ???:Hey! Are you guys being forced to fight as well?
 * Citron:Yeah, because of my stupid partner. Wait, where are you?
 * ???:Over here! Across from you!
 * *Citron looks ahead to see a zombie with a ranger's cap waving at him*
 * Citron: *begins to charge his laser* ZOMBIE!
 * Chomper: *pulls Citron back* WAIT! I think he wants to help us! He said he's being forced to fight as well!
 * Citron:How can he help? He'll obviously double-cross us!
 * ???:No! I...at least, I used to be, a Park Ranger! I have no intention of harming any plants! I guess you two haven't heard of me, but I've heard of you guys.
 * Chomper:How?
 * Park Ranger:I'm actually a member of L.E.A.F. I didn't want to hurt any plants, so I accepted a deal with a Commando Pea part of your agency about 2 years ago. I helped give information, including information about the zombies invading Sandy Sands, not any you two were involves in that. But eventually, as I was giving info about this place to Rose, I got caught at imprisoned here for betraying them.
 * Citron:So...you're on our side?
 * Park Ranger:Correct. Our battle is almost up, try to survive. I think I know a way to fix the respawning system.
 * Chomper:And to do that?
 * Park Ranger:It will require one of Citron's E.M.Peaches to shut down the security system.
 * Citron:How do you know that I have...
 * Park Ranger:Hey, I was given information about the other agents, that's how.
 * *Pylon Imp walks back in the room and unlocks both cages*
 * Pylon Imp:Your battles are up. Heh, *looks at Chomper and Citron* you two plants are going to be starting at what's normally the 20th battle, like this Park Ranger. However, we want you to be disposed of quickly, so we'll give you a hard one first. *pulls Chomper over, with Citron and Park Ranger being forcefully taken by other Imps*
 * Chomper:20th? That doesn't sound so bad. *Pylon Imp laughs at him* ...what?
 * *The giant doors in front of them suddenly open, to reveal a big open area with crowds of zombies watching then, many of them shouting either "FIGHT!" or "BRAINZ!"*
 * Citron:...am I dreaming right now?
 * Park Ranger:Nope...this is real.
 * Pylon Imp: *jumps up to a spot in the crowd, then the spot is lifted upwards and a microphone pops out of it* Ok my fellow zombies! These 3 unlucky fighters are going to be fighting a powerful arsenal of our strongest zombies! NOW SHOUT FOR ME! *all of the zombies in the crowd shout with joy*
 * Chomper:...guys? I have a confession....I'M SCARED RIGHT NOW!
 * Park Ranger: *looks at Citron, who is sweating* I think all of us...even if we refuse to admit it, are nervous about this. I know I am.
 * Pylon Imp:RELEASE THE GARGANTUAR THREE!
 * *The big doors on the other side open, revealing a Gargantuar, Giga Gargantuar and House Gargantuar*
 * Pylon Imp:Dispose of these thorns on our side! NOW!
 * Gargantuar:ROAR!!! *smashes his telephone pole down, almost hitting Chomper, who leaps out of the way*
 * Chomper:GUYS? What can I do? I can't eat them!
 * Citron:Well...*avoids a giga Imp launched by the Giga Gargantuar* Think of something, FAST! *creates a peel shield to protect himself from the electricity fired from Giga Gargantuar's pole*
 * Chomper:I...*notices House Gargantuar's house armor* THE ARMOR! *puts a trail of Spikeweed on the ground of the battlefield* Hey! Fatso with the house!
 * House Gargantuar: *growls and turns around* FATSO???
 * Chomper:Bet you couldn't smash me if you tried! *begins taunting House Gargantuar*
 * House Gargantuar:I'LL SQUISH YOU LIKE A BUG! *runs over, just to be trapped in the Spikeweed, destroying his house armor* HUH?!?! *gets covered in Goop*
 * Chomper:Ha ha! Take that! *almost gets crushed by the destroyed armor* Yeep! *manages to run around and defeat House Gargantuar* Whew...how about you guys?
 * Park Ranger: *looks at a knocked out Gargantuar and Giga Gargantuar* We dealt with them too.
 * Pylon Imp:I...HOW?!?! ...well...someone beat them before...no big problem...*takes out a phone* I just need to make a call. *suddenly, a giant cone mech falls from the sky* A CALL TO LEAD TO YOUR END! *jumps off the spot he was standing in to fall into the arena* I'LL RID OF YOU NOW!
 * Park Ranger:Watch out! That thing is fast! *the Cone mech tries to run over him* Yeep! Citron! Give me a peach! I'll deal with the system!
 * Citron...ok? But wouldn't it revive...you know, those Gargantuars?
 * Park Ranger:Do you value your life?
 * Citron: *sighs* Ok, fine! *throws Park Ranger an E.M.Peach* be careful, ok?
 * Park Ranger:Got it! *uses his Rocket Jump to leap out of the arena*
 * Pylon Imp: *using his drill on Chomper's head* Huh? Did I just hear something?
 * Chomper:I don't think so, but you're drilling by my ears so...I don't know. I like this massage though, it's calming. *gets picked up by Pylon Imp's mech and is thrown against the wall* That on the other hand...
 * Pylon Imp:It was NEVER meant to be calming! *begins to charge near Chomper* Now...YOUR GAME WILL BE OVER FOREVER!
 * Chomper:GAA! *digs himself underground to escape*
 * Pylon Imp: *his mech slams into the wall* You fool! Where are you? You can't hide from me forever!
 * *Meanwhile, Park Ranger is sneaking around a high-tech area, with seems to be under the Colizeum*
 * Park Ranger:Ok...the spawning mechanism should be around here somewhere. *looks behind him to see a giant green machine* Perfect, right here. *uses the E.M.Peach on the machine* Now...I have to hope it works. *suddenly, two robots grab his arms* Huh? What are you?
 * Robo-Zombie:We are the robo zombie security. You are trespassing. We will dispose of you...*begins charging up his laser* very shortly...
 * *Scene cuts back to Chomper and Citron, who have since stunned the Cone mech*
 * Pylon Imp:Hey! You can't get rid of me! I'm supposed to be unbeatable! ...well...other than the boss...BUT STILL! YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ME!
 * Citron: *begins charging up while in ball form* I beg to differ. *rolls into the Cone mech, blowing it up and sending Pylon Imp flying* STRIKE!
 * Pylon Imp:NO! IMPOSSIBLE! *lands on the ground* Ugh...*takes out his phone again* boss...you need to finish these two...I can't...*faints*
 * Chomper:Ha ha! We did it! *suddenly, a gas bomb explodes in the arena* Huh? Where am...*suddenly begins running, eventually running out of the gas to show he's on fire* I'M BURNING UP! GAAA!!!
 * Citron:Huh? Why are you on fire?
 * *The gas clears and suddenly, a zombie wearing roman armor walks over close to Citron*
 * ???:So...you're the two these others can't beat. You see, I guess you winning a bit is good for this audience. But it gets boring when all you do is win. Thankfully for them, as boss of this Colizeum, I will rid of you now.
 * Citron:Who are you?
 * ???:I am Centurion, the creator of this very Colizeum. I was given this part by lord Zomboss to take care of, and I created it into my very dreams of my own paradise. And like the place I adore dearly, I've include my very only arena to rid of any traitors. *coughs* Park Ranger... *coughs again* but let's forget that. *charges up his ZPG* Let me just dispose of you.
 * Citron:I...YEEP! *tries to roll away, but is hit by the ZPG* Ow...
 * Chomper:Oh no! Citron! *runs over* You ok?
 * Citron:I...I don't think...so...*suddenly disappears*
 * Chomper:CITRON!?!? *looks behind him to see a grinning Centurion* You!
 * Centurion:What? Now...*takes out his crossbow* let me promise you something...pain without pain...you know what I mean, right?
 * Chomper: *sweats and growls at the same time* I...*roars and charges right into Centurion*
 * Centurion:Ugh! What the...?!?! You're supposed to let me get rid of you! *begins firing his crossbow at Chomper, but Chomper avoids all of his arrows* JUST STAY STILL ALREADY!
 * Chomper: *goops Centurion then tugs on him* I'll get rid of you right now if I can! I'm not letting you...*Centurion throws another gas bomb, allowing himself to get away* Gah! I can't see! You chicken!
 * Centurion:Chicken? I'm making sure I don't be the one who's going to a graveyard. *his ZPG starts flashing* Great, I can use this again. *charges up his ZPG* Time for the same defeat your friend...*gets suddenly blasted by an orange laser* WHAT THE?!?!
 * *Citron is shown standing in the middle of the arena, and slowly takes down his laser while smirking*
 * Citron:You really thought that'd work?
 * Centurion:HOW?!?! I BLOCKED ALL FORMS OF RESPAWNING! YOU SHOULD BE DESTROYED!
 * Citron:Yeah, but Park Ranger must have destroyed that barrier like he told us, you can't get rid of us, we'd only spawn back, surrender and nobody gets hurt.
 * Centurion:...*runs over to Citron and screams, just for Citron to blast him out of the arena* AUGH! WHY CAN'T ANY OF US WIN!?!? BECAUSE YOU'RE THE "GOOD GUYS"??? THIS ISN'T THE END OF ME! *gets teleported away*
 * Chomper:Whew...*hugs Citron* you're ok! I was so worried!
 * Citron:Oh come on, you don't even know much about me. Why should you care?
 * Chomper:Because, I'm a friend! Come on, let's find Park Ranger. *suddenly, Park Ranger is thrown right onto Chomper* OW!
 * Citron:Are you ok? You seem wounded.
 * Park Ranger:We...we must leave...before they...*suddenly, a laser almost hits Park Ranger, but creates a hole in his cap* GAH!
 * Citron:WHAT THE...*looks up to see two robot zombies* robotic...zombies?
 * Robo-Zombie:Leave, or you will be terminated.
 * Citron: *glares at the Robo-Zombies* ...fine. But we'll be back, don't you forget that. *storms off, pulling a wounded Chomper and Park Ranger behind him and into the RV* I will not forget this myself...
 * *The scene then cuts to Future Cactus in a lab, with many books open*
 * Future Cactus:Now...add this DNA with this DNA...*pours both bottles onto a blob in a big cage, in which suddenly the blob sparks and begins forming into something* ...perfect...just as I suspected...
 * *End of episode*

Trivia

 * This is the first episode to feature a zombie as a "full on "plant" " character. This being Park Ranger, who is a zombie working for plants instead of other zombies.
 * This episode is based on the Colizeum map.
 * This is the first episode to feature Crazy Dave as a character.
 * This episode hints at the next episode