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Vergel Nikolai wrote:

The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote:

Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: The Ancient Pult Ancestor wrote: Vergel Nikolai wrote: TAPA, can you input the Obliterator's stats now? Also, can you also ask for the stats of my character and ask questions to them? This thread gets under weak activity since last week.

Obliterator, how were you doing with Commander Anklebone and Dr. Zombnik during campaigns and skirmishes? I herd that Anklebone sometimes insults you when you're not around, but you're a robot right? So you don't get offended. //Just wait, I'm a bit still dealing with the net. If I muster my strength, then I could put it in. Also note that four of my characters are not declared terminators anymore (because I never really intended them to be robots in the first place), so the only terminators in The Expendables is the T-850 ZSM-101 on the plants side, & the T-850 ZSM-665 on the undead side. Originally, the guys in their place where real plants/zombies, it just so happened both were replaced by machines.

And since Zomboss made him, I'll have him answer for him.

Zomboss: What? No, I don't just send my terminators to do stuff like that. I do use him for heavier, more dangerous duties I won't dare send real zombies on, like assassination missions or missions that involve tilting the timeline in our favor (that's what terminators are usually used for, but that's not the primary reason why I created them), though occassionally, I send him to lead a full army, but not with Anklebone, rather, with The Expendables. Anklebone is a very efficient zombie, I appreciate that. But this unit is an efficient machine, so he's not used at the same level. I can say I did make a great machine, but there's that problem with the conversation. I can't talk to him the way I can talk to Anklebone. You can carry light conversations, sarcasm, & jokes on real people. When it comes to machines, they are just too serious. Joke all you want, they most probably won't get it. Talk to them with slang or other s**t, & they would just cock their head, declare it irrelevant (or not respond) until I give them their real mission. Sometimes, I wonder if I should have tried to make them have emotions, even fake ones...But who needs emotions when you have killing machines that do jobs in ways no zombies or plants can do? HAHAHAHA!!! I will soon take over Suburbia...

(Yep, Zomboss totally forgot about T-900s. Ever since he made the 1000 series, he forgot about the units that are "capable" of "emotion". He still produces other terminators. But the T-900 is a forgotten concept, but one will show up in an RP someday...)

(The Obliterator only works with The Expendables, not with Anklebone or anyone else, which explains the minimal contact with them. But 99% of the time, Zomboss sends him alone, just as how Crazy Dave sends The Terminator alone. As in no help, no company, just themselves. And I guess Anklebone does know about Zomboss creating terminators (most of Zomboss's army doesn't, since he's too paranoid to even let the concept slip beyond his inner circle), & therefore insults The Obliterator's mechanical nature. However, T-1000 units sometimes understand the concept of insulting...a human got killed by one on the TV series due to that.)

//Well here's their reaction...

Anklebone: Boss, do you really need to humiliate my name in front of them?

Zombnik: Idiot! Just stick to the question.

Anklebone: Alright. *clears throat* Well I did knew Boss made such machines. But it turns out that he starts forgetting about us. Every time he orders that piece of Roman copper in a mission, I get... it's hard to explain. So sometimes me and Zombnik could go for some skirmish near his mission area and kill his assigned target to make Zombies proud. But it turns out that General Kassandros is much better at it. When we start to engage, he always comes first.


 * flashback*

(Zombies Mountain, back from the time Zombies made the Obliterator)

Zomboss: Excellent! His a complete success. Right doc?

Zombnik: Everything worked well for him.

Anklebone: So this is the killing machine you made. How empressive boss.

Zomboss: For now on you'll call him General Kassandros Phyruss.

Anklebone: Wait, I am the general. You can't just make a humanoid killer machine a general.

Zomboss: Well, his program makes him do what is assigned. And he's more complex. So, you're demoted.

Anklebone: Nooooooo!!!


 * flashback end*

Anklebone: Like Zomboss ordered, only me and Zombnik know his true nature. I feel like a useless sponge to be bludgeoned by someone made out of metal. That piece of copper! Of all of the machines he built it has to be a Roman soldier! That piece of copper has no right to be general. I was supposed to be the one to order him around, and not him ordering me. *sighs* Well this time, I'll be the one who will bring Bucky to Zomboss, and not him. The credits shall go to mine. I'll be risking my rotting flesh to save Bucky from that burning piece of tin (the Terminator) and send himnto Zomboss so he could be proud of me for sometimes!!! //Well, first things first: 1.) There used to be a real Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (the guy whose dead body got stolen & scanned to be used as the Model 101), remember. The Model 665 came from a real Kassandros Pyrrhus, who was a general of Alexander The Great (not to be confused with the real Cassander, or the real Pyrrhus of Epirus, second cousin of Alexander, names like that are so common.)

2.) There's the insult: Roman copper. Kassandros is a Greek, not Roman. The real Kassandros would fly into a rage if he hears he is being called a Roman, & push that he is Greek. The Obliterator, though, would just say he's modeled after a Greek, but being a machine, would not feel offended.

3.) Zomboss doesn't name his terminators. There just used to be a real Kassandros, & Zomboss refers to them by their unit type (T-850 ZSM-665 #00001, since he's the first T-850 that utilized the 665 flesh sheath).

4.) Why then, do I give them names? It's just a title I give them, but no one actually calls them that in the RPs. Have you seen Carrie or Marielle or The Expendables refer to the T-850 Model 101 as The Terminator? They are called by various aliases, & usually, they are called by the name of the person they are modeled after.

5.) The fate of the real Kassandros? He was killed by Dutch. He shoved a bomb in his mouth, & KABOOM! Dutch then died a month later on his bed, with his daughter Carrie by his side, under unknown circumstances (too bad, Carrie also died after that). Soon after Dutch's body was secretly stolen & scanned, Zomboss recovered Kassandros's body & also scanned him for another flesh model.

6.) Dutch = (360 BC-AD 2009), Kassandros (350 BC-AD 2009), The Terminator (150,000,000 BC-500,000 AD), The Obliterator (400 BC-AD 500,000)

7.) The Obliterator was not released that way. He was released in the ancient times, around the same time as the real Kassandros. The hidden ancient factory made in the past just released him, & he walked out, like all terminators. Zomboss does not make such announcements. I dictate how the terminators are made, mate, not you, so clear that, please.

The Obliterator was released in the past. Created, then he walked out & did pre-programmed missions in the past, like terminate ancestors of important plants in the future. Zomboss does that a lot of times, so the thing shouldn't be new to Anklebone. How many terminators created by factories made in the past made it to the present & walk with Zomboss, huh? A lot, like, 60,000 online units, all passing off as normal & doing Zomboss's orders. The Model 665 is not the first.

Here's how The Obliterator is created:

A subterranean terminator factory, constructed in 400 BC, released The Obliterator (all terminator factories are autonomous). Above the unit's head, to his sides, below, & behind him, millions of identical units are also hanging. It was just luck that the factory picked him (randomly). The Obliterator was then rendered online when a micro-CPU was inserted into his CPU port. Now that he's online, the factory sent him to the surface, & it walked off, naked (terminators are not made with clothes), looking for clothes, & then, it will get weapons & customize them for its own use, then the unit will hunt its targets. Then, in the present, Zomboss surveyed the unit & found it efficient in fulfilling its missions. So yeah, Zomboss did not newly release The Obliterator there. The scene would fit, but make it this way: Zomboss says that the unit has efficiently carried out thousands of programmed missions without getting terminated (the biggest threat to terminators are other terminators sent back to the past to terminate them; in The Obliterator's case, The Terminator was the unit programmed to terminate him, & he, in turn, is programmed to terminate him), therefore, he could be given recognition by the army as a general, but the whole recognition is only to be conducted with Zomboss, his Expendables, & his highest generals, & to no one else. 2. Three things I'm confused to... 1. The Obliterator is based of the Centurion zombie in GW. Centurions are Roman soldiers. 2. Alexander the Great is Macedonian. 3. How can he be Greek? Nevertheless, Anklebone insults him as 'Roman' because he looks like a Centurion.

4. Well, I just think that an alias could fit the Obliterator. So Zombnik and Anklebone would just call him simply General. And Anklebone sometimes add insulting names like 'General Copperface' or others.

7. Can you give me how the Obliterator is released in a form of flashback or such?


 * 1) The Centurion of GW looks more like a Greek than a Roman. Sure, Romans wear cuirasses sometimes, but usually, the Greeks are associated with the cuirass. Romans are associated with the lorica segmentata (segmented armor). So yeah, “Centurion” looks more like a “Hoplite” or maybe a “Hypaspist”, but certainly not a “Peltast”, if you know what I mean.
 * 2) Macedonians are Greek, mate. Ever since I was a freshman, I’ve been f**king going on various debates. I always fight for Alexander. Some b***h would say “Macedonians are barbaric mountain people! They’re too wild!”…I go like “Hey b***h, the only thing that differentiates them from other Greeks is the fact that they go by monarchy, not democracy. The other Greeks just alienate them. They drink just as wild as them, they are as barbaric as them if they call them barbarians.” I’ve been doing this s**t for 4 years straight now, I keep saying the Former Yugoslavic Republic of Macedonia is a full bunch of baloney (Slavs haven’t even been around during Alexander’s time, how dare they try to steal him! Alex is a f**king GREEK, DAMN IT! Aristotle is Athenian, Leonidas is Spartan, Epaminondas is Theban, Alexander is Macedonian, they are all GREEK! Even the Romans acknowledge that the Macedonians are Greek.). I have a request, mate. Let’s not push this. I want this debate to stay in the facebook groups I’m in, not in this wiki, because man, on facebook, I’m in beast mode now. I’m not f**king joking about that. But that’s not the biggest war I go through. We argue about how he died (I say he drank himself to oblivion because of depression over the death of his best friend Hephaistion, even if malaria is the most commonly accepted s**t), we argue about his alignment (I say he's a straight man! He's not a gay! Why do people think Alex & Heph are gay? Is it wrong to be friends who are more than brothers? Or did they just blow his sexuality out of proportion, like Oliver Stone did XD?), but that ain't the worst & the hardest. The most chaotic battle I’m in is debating if Alexander the Great is better than Genghis Khan. I know both of them very well, & I like them so, but Alex is better! In fact, guys, two days ago, some b***h in one of the groups I’m in revived the war. It was already settled a few months back, & now, it’s alive again. So if I seem a bit inactive here, it’s either because of the slow net, or I’m in the middle of a heated debate about that. The group is full of swearing & cursing & reasoning & stubbornness. No one wants to lose. I’m gonna make sure the people fighting for Genghis lose again! Now on who’s side are you on? You’re either with me, or against me, though you’d probably prefer to be neutral. I did request you not to bring in the arguments I battle for in facebook.
 * BTW, if anyone wants to wonder what becomes of Alexander & Genghis in the PvZ world, it’s that they were not turned into zombies. Rather, they became gods as they travelled into a different dimension, therefore, their stories will not really be tackled much, neither can they be played with anymore.

The Obliterator’s stats will come soon. For now, enjoy the cyborg’s flashback.

(Macedon, Greece, 400 BCE)

An automated factory underground begins to shift one of its racks, moving a terminator unit forward. An automatic arm rips the unit’s skin open, accesses the CPU port via complex tools, inserts the CPU chip in, locks the CPU port, & closes the skin, which automatically weaves itself together. The unit is online.

The arm then lowers the unit onto the catwalk. The terminator then glares around, seeing the room full of units with the same endoskeleton & the same flesh sheath – in short, all the units in there are identical to it. The factory could have chosen anyone else, but given its random settings & the fact that they are all identical, it is picked. There’s no real difference, though, if another was picked. The terminator then walked onto the glowing hexagon in front of it.

(ZAP!)

It...no, rather, he...is on the surface now. He gave a good look around, & he began to walk around, looking for clothes… (Prior to this, he's called it. If Anklebone is irritated by these machines, he'll call them it, saying like "Not him, soldier. It. It is not a living being. It's a machine!")

After killing a soldier & taking his clothes (poor guy slashed him across the face, but the cyborg ripped his head off with only one hand), he began to create a weapon: a gastraphetes – the greek crossbow – albeit one as advanced as s**t is in the future (& since it’s made of metal, it’s technically an arbalest). His HUD then flashed the first of many targets: a Sunflower. One day in the future, her descendant will be of big importance, for she will play a key role for Suburbia.

After tracking her down by simply asking the people around, he knocked on her door.

Obliterator: Flarean Solarides?

(//I can’t think of a better name. Ridiculous!)

Flarean: *opens the door, surprised* Yes? What is it?

Obliterator: *forces his way in*

Flarean: *gives a look of horror as the arbalest gets raised to her head,   a fiery dot glowing on her forehead*

(BANG!!!...Just joking. The crossbow fired without even making a sound. The Obliterator shot five more times in the face of the dead sunflower to be perfectly sure. He then walked out of the house casually with that scowling yet emotionless face (that’s how terminator faces usually look like), tracking down his next target…

Obliterator: *asks a random Peashooter* Have you seen a Cactus that…(gives details about the target)

Peashooter: Oh, I think she moved to Syracuse two months earlier.

Obliterator: Thanks. *walks off*

(That’s probably said just to seem normal.) Well, as far as my researches went, my idea of Macedonia is probably a city-state of Greece. But did you know (or probably, you know) that in modern times. Macedonia is an independent country. They probably split up after the World Wars or the Byzantine Empire. They are probably united back at ancient times. But Alexander the Great's empire is separate from the Greek's, so I think they are separate back then. Also, go ahead and search it at the internet. You will see that Macedonia is a separate nation in this modern time. Here, let me hand it to you:

Macedon is a province in Greece. Alexander declared that his empire is Greek.

The Macedon you are thinking of is about FYROM (Former Yugoslavic Republic of Macedonia), not the Macedon province. FYROM is made by Slavs who stole the name of Macedon, mate, & that's what makes me mad. FYROM was made in 1992. I mentioned FYROM in the post earlier.

The Slavs came some time after the fall or Western Rome (AD 476). Then there came up Yugoslavia. Then Yugoslavia got a part of it cut off in 1992. That is FYROM. Now FYROM claims to be the real Macedon, & that Alex is one of them. Don't believe that s**t, mate. Macedon is a Greek province, FYROM is a rip-off!