Board Thread:Fun & Games/@comment-11469501-20140815120743/@comment-24977956-20140821000830

I run up to him like a boss and hit him in the head with the rock, and kick his figure eights. He then faints and I run up to the third one from behind and my attack misses him. (Being slightly more realistic)

Before the mountain man hits me with his axe, my bird stabs him with his beak, distracing him so I can punch him in the beardstache.