User blog:GamesterD/PvZH Saga Issue 10: Battle for the Belt

Made to make up my absence. If you haven't started, read the first PvZH Saga here. GW2 sagas are here. PvZ2 belongs to here. PvZH and PvZ2 links are in my userpage. Sorry, too lazy to post them here.

Plot

 * Plant HQ, Suburbia*

Cactus: *Punching a punching bag*Gotta get ready...

Grass Knuckles: *Right next to her punching ten other bags*What for weakling?

Cactus: The Wrestle Mania 101. I've been champion for 6 years now.

Grass Knuckles: *Stops punching bags and goes into a fighting position*Oh yeah, prove it girl.

Cactus: K.*Grass Knuckles punches her only to cry in pain*See.*Grabs Grass Knuckles and tosses him to the ground.*That's why.

Grass Knuckles: *Choking*I see your point know. But with these heroes, how will you do with that?

Cactus: Please, nobody can get past me in that competition.

Peashooter: *Pokes his head from a wall*Hurry up Cactus, it's starting. Crazy Dave is going to make some more Unmeltable Ice Cream instead of taking you to the competition.

Cactus: Fine.*Walks with Peashooter towards Penny who is nearby*

Grass Knuckles: *Get's up slowly*Someone better beat that plant.

Wall-Knight: *Overhears him from the wall that Peashooter was in and comes out of it*Careful what you say buddy.

Grass Knuckles: Eh.


 * Sometime later...at the Wrestle Mania 101*


 * Cactus is seen elbowing a Sumo Wrestler, Arm Wrestler, and Zombie King at the same time*

Crazy Dave: ...AND CACTUS IS GIVING THE SPIKE-BOW TO THE CHALLENGERS. BOY THIS IS CRAZY! WHO WANTS FOOD?!!?

Cactus: Not me.*Slams the Sumo Wrestler to the ground*

Sumo Wrestler #89327: I...not....strong....

Arm Wrestler #5321: You little cheate...*Get's slammed by Sumo Wrestler 389327's butt*MFFF!!

Cactus: The rules say that you can use your body parts as a weapon. Anything else, including your normal projectile, is illegal.

Zombie King #9274289: Zzzzzzzzzz.


 * The Science Lab, Z-Tech HQ*


 * Professor Brainstorm is seen with Super Brainz, The Smash, and a Gadget Scientist with a huge machine*

Professor Brainstorm: ...and this is the Zombie Teleportationator! It allows me to teleport zombies anywhere!

Gadget Scientist: That's a cool invention.

Professor Brainstorm: You'll learn so...

Super Brainz: SO CAN WE USE IT?!!?

Professor Brainstorm: I suppose so...*Super Brainz dashes to the control panel*I regret everything.

The Smash: Me don't care. Me just wanna flex.*Starts to grab a random part of the machine and use it as a weight*

Professor Brainstorm: WAIT, STOP! NO! PUT THAT BACK! SUPER BRAINZ! DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON!

Super Brainz: Like this*Presses a button*

Professor Brainstorm: NO!!!*A Zombot 1000 suddenly appears in the Zombie Teleportationator*Oh...thank goodness it was that button.

Zombot 1000: What are my orders?*Lays it's fist onto another button*

Professor Brainstorm: ...I hate my unlife.

To be continued...