User blog:Phantom of Ra/The Room of Mysteries - Chapter 2

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Chapter 2: Age of Men
(So basically the gang found a time machine and warped back to the Renaissance Era and stuff...) Undead Sun God: Right... We're in a freakin' forest... Not good. Let's go into a town or something. That way we can find more info about whatever's going on. (Some people seem to have been watching them from the shadows) ??? (quietly): You think this is it? Another ???: Yeah it must be them. I don't recall seeing any other group like ours, like our gang is just, so unique. And an another ???: Maybe we should talk to the- Fololo: Hey! Someone's over there! (The group of people reveals themselves) ???: Oh. I didn't think you'd notice me. I'm Espada. I was looking for you guys. It's a... long story. Jelo: Red Fork? Blue Ocean? What are you guys doing here? Red Fork: Maybe for the same reason as you? I mean, it IS a long story. Blue Ocean: Thank god we get to reunite with you guys again. Science Nerd: So... as we've got some time here... mind summarizing things for a bit? Espada: Well, I assume you know of some characters... Namely, Robin and Lucas? Undead Sun God: Never heard before. Probably worth for Google. Science Nerd: Ra, there's no internet. Undead Sun God: Geez, guess I'm too used to modern life now because of all this time-travelling stuff. The Far Future would probably be way better than here. Science Nerd: Have you ever been to the future anyway? I don't think the Internet there is even compatible for your phone. In fact, it's my phone I gave it to you. God of the Sun: That's the past. It's mine now, hee hee. Espada: Uhh... Anyway, I've heard that they have been kidnapped by another time traveller. I need your help to keep up with them. May I join you? Red Fork: Sure, I think we'd be glad to have another ally. Undead Sun God: OK, cue the fanfare! (Espada... has... joined... the party!...) Rosewell: Oh my god... Undead Sun God: Alright. *As I was saying*, look for a town, or whatever around us. Again, we're at the Renaissance Era. Expect some guards or... whatever. (The gang goes for a walk) Jelo: So....Red Fork...... how'd you end up here? Red Fork: No idea. Blue Ocean: We had an encounter with some old rivals, and after fighting, we ended up here somehow. Science Nerd: Ugh, trees... everywhere! We're definitely in a freakin' forest. Undead Sun God: How about splitting up? Jelo: Already? No no, I gotta get the hang of whatever happened back there while I was gone. Blue Ocean: Oh hey, my tracking device! It's working again. Let's see... we should get to a town if we go east. Jelo: Say, you still remember us? Red Fork: Of course! Blue Ocean: So, let's go east, shall we? Rosewell: Alright, finally we know where we're going! Let's g- (A portal appears and someone comes out!) Hunter: FREEZE! (Takes out an arrow) ???: OK, he's one of the bad guys. Take him out! Science Nerd: Excuse me? ???: He - the one else who has connection with this room - has recruited an army of villains for help. I'll tell you more later. Now, the less you know the better. Undead Sun God: Oh boy, it's fighting time! Espada: Here we go. *Uses Swords Dance* Jelo: Time for my classic move! *simply takes blaster and shoots* (Unfortunately, Jelo has shot the wrong Hunter. He was a cardboard! The real Hunter then throws off his disguise.) Hunter: Fools. Now, face the ARROWS OF HEAVEN! Science Nerd: What the-? Even Oak Archer cannot get that many golden arrows for his bow! Where did he get so many?! (Hunter shoots golden arrows into his enemies, which splits into 3 arrows during shot. In a sec, dozens of arrows are coming toward the gang) Undead Sun God: JUST! DODGE! Red Fork: Roger! *runs like an athlete* Science Nerd: Oh man, better use this BULLETPROOF SHIELD I made! Rosewell: Attacking mode! *throws out boomerangs around her* Spiral Strike! *boomerangs go in spiral pattern* (Hunter dodges some of the boomerangs. The other boomerangs hit someone else, a big one) Hunter: Bulletproof? Whatever. SUMMON! (Akward silence) ???: Wait, since when were you a summoner? Hunter: I just wanna become one OK?! ???: Uhh... Hunter: I said SUMMON! That's the freakin' signal! Jump out! (Giant jumps down, squashes Science Nerd behind the shield) Hunter: Oh you fools are definitely getting spiral'd for spiral'd-ing me! (Hunter spins like a hurricane while shooting dozens of more arrows. The arrows go everywhere while Giant continously punches Science Nerd) Science Nerd: He- Ow- Can yo- Ow- Sto- Ow- Ow- Ow... (Espada blocks the arrows with his bladed arms. He runs up to Hunter and uses Close Combat, beating up Hunter ruthlessly) Espada: And that is how it's done. *Nods* (Giant turns around) Giant: REVENGE. (Jumps away from Science Nerd and smashes Espada) Hunter: (Fainted) Back... up! (A portal opens with tons of more Hunter Clones arrive! No, actual holographic Hunter Clones, not cardboard) Undead Sun God: This is definitely not going well. Espada: Ooh! *Uses Psycho Cut to send Giant away, stumbles up* That was painful... *Prepares to dodge and block arrows* Hunter: All clones! YOLOOOOO!!!!! (All Hunter Clones shoot arrows into the sky) Red Fork: Uh-oh, I don't think I'll be able to keep up with the small gaps in this! Fololo: RAIN OF ARROWS!!! Falala: This just got worse...! There's nowhere to hide now! *barely dodges some of them and grabs a Hunter Clone, throws said clone to the arrows* Fololo: *same action done* But there's too many clones! Undead Sun God: I have an idea! If we can't block the arrows, let's destroy them before they destroy us! At least that'd weaken the damage! Science Nerd: Oh great! Our abilities to penetrate work best in situations like these! (Shoots laser beams) Undead Sun God: Still, that's not even close to enough! (Shoots sun beam, then got an arrow stick into his bandage - or toilet paper, as the Almanac said) Ow-how-how! This hurts way more than I expected. What is it even made of?! ???: Get out! (Takes out his ultimate AoE gun from Chapter 1) I'll handle this. But first, stall them all together. I can't shoot if they keep spreading out! Rosewell: I think we're a bit too late for that. Red Fork: Oh great. We're surrounded!!! God of the Sun: So... Should we use tricks or something like that to trick them onto one place? Science Nerd: I'm out on that! (The arrows keep coming in. Espada uses Psycho Cutter and slices some arrows in half. However, he gets hit by one.) Espada: ...This is not good... (All Hunter Clones continue pointing arrows straight at them) Undead Sun God: So... hunters use traps to trick animals, what do you think can be used to trick a Hunter?... Fololo: Another animal to trick them, then we could go for an attack? Falala: That... wasn't a choice, was it?... Science Nerd: Gah! You know that we have to try any way we can no matter how risky it is, right? How about we just try to break the surroundings ourselves?! Undead Sun God: What?! No no, you ain't gonna do that aga- Science Nerd: (Takes ???'s gun) Gimme that! (Shoots a bunch of Hunter Clones in front of them, opening a path) RUN FIRST!!! (The gang runs as fast as they could) Undead Sun God: (Looks back, Hunter Clones are chasing and shooting arrows into the sky) How are you sure we're not gonna die being hit by one of those arrows?! (Giant jumps in front of the Hunter Clones) Fololo: AND the Giant too! Rosewell: Not good. It seems like they have Giant as a meatshield now. Undead Sun God: We should get rid of him first, somehow. The clones are now all chasing us. If we can get rid of the Giant, we can fire them all at once. Science Nerd: And yeah, better think of something quick 'cuz we can't just shoot that big guy with these lasers! Blue Ocean: Oh... my god I just notice something! Red Fork: BATS?! Falala: Where did they came from? This isn't right! Espada: Let me handle this! *Uses Aerial Ace on the bats* (More bats are coming! Hundreds of them!) Science Nerd: This can't get any worse!!! (Baron von Bats appears from an another portal!) Undead Sun God: Darn it! Can't you just leave it to the next chapter?! (The bats take away ???'s gun) Baron von Bats: I'll borrow this. Now capture them! Jelo: Holy crap no no no no n- Undead Sun God: Wait hold on. (Shoots sun beam at Baron von Bats) Baron von Bats: (Dodges) Hey! I'm not a vampire, you fool! Giant! Lock them all and follow me. Hunters! Keep an eye on them. Fololo: We're DOOMED! We're gonna have our blood drained! HELP! Science Nerd: I dunno, doesn't seem to me like he'd go that far. ???: Let's just... follow them. Maybe we can find some more information about this room. Rosewell: It... doesn't look like we have a choice either. To be continued