Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26826553-20160403145704/@comment-26826553-20160603063433

Vergel Nikolai wrote: Can I have Lector's stats?

Also, I can put either Joustalot, Wizlock, or Ace's stats... Just choose. Ace's.

I'm offering the stats of  Alan "Dutch" Schaefer, who became the basis for the Zombodyne Systems  Model 101  tissue sheath of terminators. You may or may not see him in any RP, but his existence is important.



(A doctor shows you part of Hannibal's recorded stats, along with it  a "few "pic of him while he was still alive.)

<span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Born: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> 20 November AD 1933 <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Died: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> Sometime around the early 2000s. He then remained as a zombie in Suburbia Mental Hospital (save for a few escapes) up to the present. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Lives In:  <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Suburbia Mental Hospital's basement, in a maximum security cell <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Height: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> 5'8" <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Powers/Technology: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> None, for he is just a normal psychiatrist...but that mysterious box with him has some s**t in it. When he was locked away, his box was seized by the authorities, of course, & the jack-in-the-box (unknown if it’s explosive) in it sprung out holding meat in its mouth. Be it plant guts or zombie brains, I don't know, because Hannibal eats both plants & zombies. I think it all started when he ate rats, cats... <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Weakness: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> This guy is just a normal guy, but he can use his psychiatric or anatomical knowledge against you. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Personality: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> Serious & very, very creepy (What kind of cannibal is not creepy?) <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Occupation: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> Psychiatrist (Oh, the irony!), [Former] Surgeon <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Affliations: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> Himself <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Voice: <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;"> Anthony Hopkins <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:16.5pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;color:black;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">(And you are taken to the basement, down to the very far end, where you meet the doctor in his cell.) <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">Dr. Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter: Lecktor? Please, it's  Doctor  Lec ter . I've heard many call me erroneously as "Lecktor". You can also call me by my more formal title, Count Hannibal Lecter VIII.

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">(Random mental patients locked in similar cells in the basement with him begin to give what they think is the right name or babble random s**t nonetheless.)  <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Patient: Call him The Chesapeake Reaper! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Patient: No, he's the Monster Of Florence! (Il Monstro di Firenze) <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Patient: You can suck my sem**! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Patient: It is good to rub my a** against the wall! <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p style="margin:0in0in0.0001pt;line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Patient: *licking his bed & hugging it while in an innapropriate pose* You must be one with me. Kiss me, & be one with me. <span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;">(Random doctor enters the basement)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;border:1ptnonewindowtext;padding:0in;">Doctor: He's escaped many times, & took several aliases: Lloyd Wyman, Dr. Fell, Mr. Closter, Miss Hefter Mofet (of course, if you are to hide your true identity, be prepared to take any guise, be it as a woman)

<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:15.75pt;"><span style="font-family:Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:10pt;line-height:15.75pt;">Hannibal: If I can, I'll gladly eat their livers with some fava beans & a nice chianti. *does his characteristic hissing, sucking sound* Do you want to know why I feast on the flesh of people? It’s for revenge, retribution, & poetic justice (also for self-defence – the eaten cannot return). I broiled a shadow-shroom in its own goop alongside some pufferfish (extremely toxic), & ate it without even feeling a thing afterwards. People who offend me with their discourtesy & rudeness, be they directing their “unspeakably ugly” attitude at me or at someone else, will go down my throat with a nice mix of brains. I’ve been in this cell for 180 or so years now, & I know they would never let me out. They can’t kill me either (for, usually, all zombies get killed on sight), for they still need my know-how for their psychological profiles, for extracting clues to catch criminals.