User blog comment:IMCR8Z/Plants vs. Zombies 2 World Idea: The Golden Age of Comics/@comment-26800704-20150804200449

Thug Zombie's almanac:

Livin' the thug life.

Conehead Thug's almanac:

He totally "bought" this cone. No questions asked.

Buckethead Thug's almanac:

Buckethead Thug was just an ordinary thug watching a superhero vs villain fight. He wanted to be noticed as a villain. He couldn't find anything, just a rusty ol' bucket. He went with it anyway.