User blog:Fairy27/Epic Quest Fiction (Modern Lives Saga): Spikeweed Seeds!

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Not like this caused my inactivity yesterday, take a look at Holy Week about it. here, and I at least thought of a transcript about Spikeweed Seeds, which is this fiction!

Timeline
This occurs at some point between the fictions in the Expansion Expert Saga of the Epic Quest Fiction. The place is Pirate Seas.

Synopsis
''Spikeweed is having a weedy day, more like a "bad" day. He gets stepped, no one gets damaged. This is not normal, it's supposed to do damage! He decides to inspect his spikes with the help from his friends in Pirate Seas (except Spikerock and Kernel-pult who ignores him instead), but even though this is to be done around midnight, and the fact they have to do it very quickly, things go wrong...''

Plot
- Pirate Seas -

(The episode starts in Pirate Seas, with Spikeweed on guard on the planks.)

Spikeweed: Nothing can break upon me! ...Except Barrel Roller Zombie. Gets me every time. Ah well, business is the thing I'm working on.

(30 minutes later after being stepped on so many zombies...)

Kernel-pult: Spikeweed! I've observed, you did no damage!

Spikeweed: Huh...that's impossible! The spikes work on their business to damage!

Swashbuckler Zombie: *swings, and lands* Yarr! Get thar house! *steps on Spikeweed*

Spikeweed: Right here! How about 'em spikes?

(10 seconds of silence, while a random tumbleweed passes by, which falls to the water...)

Swashbuckler Zombie: *doesn't feel the damage and gets past the defense*

Kernel-pult: *flings a butter on Swashbuckler Zombie* Now, Coconut Cannon!

Coconut Cannon: Aye. *fires a coconut on the Swashbuckler Zombie, vanquishing him* Done.

(Spikerock is observing and begins to brag himself.)

Spikerock: Wow, the weed no longer damaging zombies? What a jerk, he must be kicked out! I'll the guard everyday if it'll happen!

Spikeweed: Don't you think you'll ever- *gets blown by the wind into the water*

Spikerock: ...Come on. You must, kernel.

Kernel-pult: This has to be done. Spikeweed cannot guard anymore until he can prove himself!

Coconut Cannon: Aye...? (The two of them like to put a plant to nothing...maybe this bad luck of Spikeweed is caused by them!)

Spikerock: Call it a day! No zombies will come at this point.

Kernel-pult: We've dealt enough. Everyone, get back to your break.

(The other Pirate Seas plants were present and nod in agreement, however...)

Coconut Cannon: *whispers to Spring Bean* Don't listen. Let's help Spikeweed out.

Spring Bean: Him? Crazy. But fine. *jumps into water and bounces Spikeweed out of it*

Spikeweed: This is why I hate fortune. *cough*

(That night...)

Coconut Cannon: Kernel-pult and Spikerock are snoozing at this point. Now is the perfect time, lads!

Threepeater (Left head): We're gamers, sure. But Spring Bean is mistakenly referred as... *shrugs* ...Uh...

Threepeater (Right head): FEMALE!

Spring Bean: *stares at Threepeater*

Threepeater (Middle head): Those two are annoying. Ignore them.

Cherry Bomb (Both heads): Our next LP is about to start tomorrow, but we'll give it a break for this assistance! Or is it "I'll" when both of us are speaking?

Snapdragon: Either. ROAR!!!

Spikeweed: Thanks, but I can't figure myself out! Why can't my spikes damage anybody?

Snapdragon: *steps on Spikeweed* Nothing! Weak!

Spikeweed: That's the darn point!

Threepeater (All heads): Change your spikes!!!

Coconut Cannon: No. Inspect them, but we'll need a sharp eye or a magnifying glass.

Cherry Bomb (Left head): The pirates don't have 'em!

Coconut Cannon: Err...other ideas?

Spikeweed: Why would it not be-

Snapdragon: Forget it! *uses a Pirate Seas Lawnmower on Spikeweed* Problem solved.

(The other plants faceleaf in their own "way".)

Spring Bean: Excuse my manners, but I'll say it. SNAPDRAGON, YOU F***ED IT UP!

(In the mini-house on the pirate ship...)

Kernel-pult: *wakes up* What's this voice?!

Spikerock: I got an idea...ban them all now that they've done it!

Spikeweed: *respawns* Thank the respawn function we all got! But we're toast. Double thanks. *sarcastic*

Coconut Cannon: We need to hide because of this!

Threepeater (All heads): We have to?

(All of them start to run, while Kernel-pult and Spikerock are searching what caused the noise.)

Kernel-pult: I may be the brainer of the group but you shouldn't try to make noises!

Spikerock: What he said!

Spring Bean: ...I feel like I have to. *jumps in front on Kernel-pult and Spikerock* Hey.

Cherry Bomb (Right head): But Spring Bean!

Spikerock: Ha! You'll have to take punishment!

Spring Bean: Not like you ever learn...or even help! Why are you Kernel-pult's most trusted plant? Because?

Spikerock: Have you forgotten? I'm the strongest and Spikeweed cannot fight back!

Spring Bean: Then I'll snatch this, I guess. *manages to obtain Kernel-pult's magnifying glass*

Kernel-pult: It's about Spikeweed, right?

Spring Bean: Obviously. Come on, the rest of you...

Spikerock: Confessing? I terribly oppose! Confessing will lead you nowhere!

Spikeweed: Confessing is part of one's life. Same with teamwork. Are you blind with negative traits? Because you- *looks above to see all of his spikes get rusty*

Spring Bean: *observes* Your spikes are old. You need to renew them!

Spikerock: Hmph. Use my cleaning machine if you want. I'm leaving soon.

Kernel-pult: I order you not to.

Spikerock: Gah?! You can't be on their side!

Cherry Bomb (Both heads): Our LP is definitely cut off. Forget it! It's midnight!

???: Midnight means an attack, fools!

Threepeater (Middle head): Now what... Dr. Zomboss?!

Dr. Zomboss: Yes, with the Zombot Plank Walker 2.0! Can't touch this madness! *fires a barrage of glowing missiles*

Spikerock: Spikeweed, get to that safe machine zone... *gets hit and converted into seed packets*

Kernel-pult: Zomboss! You won't get away with this!

Spikeweed: But everyone... *runs to the cleaning machine and gets inside of it*

Dr. Zomboss: *finishes converting everyone into seed packets except Spikeweed* Where's that weedy fellow... He can't face me by himself! Mwahahaha!

Spikeweed : *inside the cleaning machine* Mfft... *notices 100 seed packets of some sort behind him* He will regret what he said...those are my seed packets! *drains them to power up permanently* He will be finished! *suddenly gets stucked like a t-shirt on a washing machine* ...I should've known. This is a trap! *now stuck inside it*

(Few minutes later, a portal appears and...)

Aloe: *drops to the plank which almost breaks* Something happened already...sigh. Wish I could help them before it's too late.

- To be continued -

Trivia

 * The plot was changed three times.
 * At first, it was originally going to take place during the modern times and even part of the Premium Seeds Saga. Spikeweed would've taken a vacation from his guarding business and open his fortune cookie of the day, entering his bad luck.
 * Second, Aloe, Electric Currant and Gold Bloom were originally going to be the ones to help Spikeweed, with the fortune cookie part removed, yet the presence of misfortune still exist and many plants bully him. The latter two were scrapped, while Aloe makes his cameo appearance at the end of the fiction.
 * Lastly, it went to this fiction plot.
 * Interestingly, this also had three original release dates (final one being today due to being busy during the Holy Week), and this breaks the splitting a fiction into 2 parts in terms of editing. Triple "three's", where's the Eye of Providence?!
 * The original name of this fiction was "Spikeweed's Weedy Day", but this was changed to the same name of the Epic Quest this is based on.