User blog:Moon Snail/50 absolutely terrible card ideas for Plants vs. Zombies Heroes

Just a bunch of joke card ideas I thought of. Let's start!

1. About to Nut

Guardian, Nut Trick, 1 sun

Shuffle 69 Small-nuts into your deck. Turn all plants on the field into Small-nuts.

2.Growing Tricks

Mega-Grow, Leafy trick, 5 sun

All Mega-grow tricks that deal damage now deal 2 extra damage.

3.Hyper Zombie

Beastly, Monster Zombie, 1 brain, 335/335

When played: Make Binary Stars with Amphibious in all other lanes. The plant hero conjures a Great Zucchini that costs 9 sun less.

Cannot be played on the Tricks phase.

4. Salt Pepper

Smarty, Pepper Plant, 9 sun, 6/66

Untrickable, Strikethrough, Double-strike

When played: Freeze every zombie. This is destroyed if the opponent throws their device at a wall.

5. Win

Brainy, Trick, 1 brain

Deal 70 Bullseye damage to the Plant hero.. Cannot be played during your Tricks phase.

6. Miner Zombie

Brainy, Professional Zombie, 6 sun, 2/5

Bullseye

When this does damage to the Plant Hero, gain 10 gems. Your opponent loses 10 gems.

7.Super Saiyan Seed

Kabloom, Seed Plant, 9 sun, 0/10

After 25 turns, this deals 9001 damage to a random target.

8. One Fruit Punch

Solar, Fruit Plant, 5 sun, 99/1

If this fails to hurt an opponent, this gets destroyed.

9. Zombie Rotten

Crazy, Dancing Zombie, 1 sun, 1/1

When played: Make three 1/1 Zombie Rotten clones in random lanes.

End of turn: Conjure a 2-cost "This Net" trick that says "A plant loses 2/2".

Banana Peel and Sportacus instantly destroy this zombie.

10. Bribing Popcap

Sneaky, Trick, 1 brain + 500 gems

Gain 50 brains, draw 10 cards, make a Teleportation Zombie in a random lane, gain 315 extra max health and heal to max, and fill your Block meter to full. All zombies have Untrickable, Frenzy, Strikethrough, Deadly, Armored 2, Overshoot 3, Bullseye, Anti Hero 5, and cannot be hurt.

On lose after playing this trick: You die in real life.

To be continued...