Board Thread:Plants vs. Zombies 2: It's About Time/@comment-24928690-20141215090350/@comment-24928690-20150624001050

Iamarepeater wrote: It's ok Dr. Zomboss. Crazy dave asked me to do that and I ended up in a hospital for 9 months because of madness issues. As for your machines, I can fix them straight away with magic. watch (does that) and... Why does that zombie looks familiar? He's bare-chested, wearing flippers, goggles, red swimming trucks and some things I better not say.

That's...eh...hold on, I need to vomit for a while.

Iamarepeater wrote: Satan: Snorkel Zombie, welcome to hell. What is your respond? (he got eaten alive and everyone, especially all the female zombies were celebrating his death. His grave said B.I.H (Burn in hell if you didn't know))

I WILL ESCAPE THIS PLACE AND RETURN AS A ZOMBIFIED ZOMBIE!

Ducqt00 wrote: When did the first zombie come to life?

Well, thee first reanimated corpse was revived far, far back before I entered thee realm.

Master3530 wrote: You have 2 brains but you can eat only one. What do you do?

I eat the brain, then I hide the other, then I eat the other.

Cooler39140 wrote: Are you eating that disguisting meat from McDonald, Chicken Wrangler?

NOOO! Why did you say that? Now my chickens are going crazy!

NightFury299 wrote: Hah, Zomboss, did I also mention that 99% Sheperds are trained to attack intruders?

AHA! NOW I WILL BE ABLE TO GET RELIABLE GUARDS FOR MY BASE!

Hal lucination wrote: an iceberg lettuce freezes you all except for your head. any last words?

Yes, I have last words. "How did the lawn have space for 1000 Cob Cannons?"