Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-26911579-20160507234650

Last thread, ya?

Basically, you ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer. An example of the game is shown below.

Player 1: Am I the first person to post?

No: No, my chocolate was the first person to post. Why is the sky blue?

Nonsense: Because it used make up, it's actually red because its blushing. Why are softballs so hard?

And so on.

Now, come on, let's play!

Rules: I'll continue from the last thread.
 * No offensive language.
 * You can't answer your own question
 * Sarcasm is encouraged
 * Nothing too personal please, leave that in a private space.

Yappat said:

Hello?

It's me.

What do you call a brown banana?  