User blog:Mr. Boss-inator/PvZ 2 Rap: Neon Mixtape Tour Shenanigans

My second rap is for NMT! Yay?

[http://plantsvszombies.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:Mr._Boss-inator/PvZ_2_Rap!_Big_Wave_Beach_edition! Big Wave Beach Rap]

Shortcuts for character names: MC - MC Zom-B, NZ - Neon Zombie, GZ - Glitter Zombie, BZ - Boombox Zombie, HM - Hair Metal Gargantuar, IP - Impunk

MC: Hello, my name is MC Zom-B

I am local rapper, who else could I be?

I've come to guide you through the Neon Mixtape Tour.

And if you are bored, I have a cure!

I'm gonna show you gimmicks, introduce the natives, 

These dudes, for sure, are very creative

I'll find you very comfortable pretty flat

''And then we'll eat your brainz... *jam stops* Whoops, shouldn't say that! *jam continues*''

Ok, the gimmick here is pretty tricky

But I'll explain it better than PvZ Wiki

Everything's relative and depends on music

Each time the jam is changing, rules become a doozy

Zombies can speed up, zombies can slow down

They have unique abilities, which'll wreck your lawn

NZ: You don't have to spoil him everything!

MC: *whispers* He must believe I'm his friend, it's kind of a trick!

Chorus (sung by GZ): 

''You want nostalgia? Welcome to eighties then!''

''Listening to music, you'll have fun! Oh, man!''

Grow you hair as long as possible, make pretty waves

So it'll be easier to hide the hole of eaten brainz!

MC: So you wanna find out who is that girl singing?

Well, this is Glitter Zombie, but don't trust her blinking

She is able to make a magic fart...

''*GZ slaps MC* GZ: What did you say? (MC): I said your trick is smart!''

''GZ: What's my trick then? (MC): To make a rainbow shield''

That will protect the zombies all across the field!

GZ: If my thoughts match with the reality, then

I will never sing chorus for you again!

''MC: Phew, that was close... What was I talking about?''

''Oh, right! Next guy prefers direct assault!''

Tossing your plant back or even over another

He is legitimate kazotsky kick master!

Though his piercing is a bait for the Magnet-Shroom.

If he encounters one, that will be his doom!

But noone uses those anyways

So Punk Zombie rocks (or punks) when his jam takes place!

Chorus (sung by GZ)

''MC: Wanna take a break? Go to the Arcade''

''Too lazy to come there? It'll come to you for raid!''

Because Arcade Zombie loves these games so much

He's always pushing glowing box, even during the lunch!

But he's not just that, he's learning Geek-Romancy

He can raise 8-Bit troops, who are touch and fancy!

The only requirement is the proper jam

But that's not a problem, so have a pixel spam!

*music gets interrupted by Ballad Jam*

BZ (sings along with the jam): If something's interrupting the current song

Then it is time, batlle's been too long

Stop fighting for a bit,

Listen to heartbreaking beat!

And in the silence and peace...

We only need just a piece...

''Of your delicious brainz!.. Uhh... Pretend you've not heard that!''

MC Zom-B might become really mad!

So just listen to this song and then go in deep...

Slee-ee-eep...

MC (still following the rhytm of the jam): Please, turn off boombox!

*Ballad stops*

Chorus (sung by GZ)

MC: Now, when I've finished with others I will be honest

All these jams stink compared to Rap, I promise!

We have 2 zombies that gonna come and squeeze...

''HM: You forgot to mention me! MC: Oh, Jeez!''

HM: No problem, mate, I'll do it by myself!

''So... What can I say? Umm... You'll pee yourself!''

I am the most powerful guy right here!

''MC: This is a lie! I'm best and it is clear!''

HM: Ha-ha, what can you do with your rattle?

''MC: Hmm... This sounds like an Epic Rap Battle!''

MC: First of all, it is a microphone!

I lack nunchucks, but I use this and win alone!

''HM: Alone? You're weak, you always need protection''

Before you reach a plant, so that's not satisfaction!

But I am not just tough, I have a ranged attack

I have a lot of stuff and lots of nuts to crack!

''MC: You're a coward! You use Imp as living shield!''

Do you really deserve your huge guitar to wield?

And you are always assisted by other zombies

Kicked by a breakdancer, shielded by Glitter blondies!

''*music stops* HM: Umm... I ran out of rhymes, can you entertain the listener while I'm coming up?''

Chorus (sung by GZ)

HM: Breakdancer Zombie and MC Zom-B, guys, you both stink!

First's countered by Blover and second's just weak!

MC: You become repetitive, you failed this time!

''HM: I DO NOT CARE! I... Err... Needed a rhyme.''

''MC: Stop being selfish! I'm the rapper here!''

HM: Anyone who rhymes raps pretty neat and clear!

MC: You steal my rhymes, it's unacceptable!

''Just give up, man! It'll be respectable!''

''HM: NO! I SHALL NOT! This is for my fan club!''

''IP: Can I add my five cents? (MC and HM): SHUT UP!''

''MC: Do you even have fans? Or you mean those, which blow?''

''HM: Well, you're not famous at all! Your skill is so low!''

''GZ: Guys! Stop this, you've wasted all rap time for nothing!''

Oh, these males, they will just keep struggling!

''HM: You all are stupid... GZ: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!''

HM: Okay :(

Haven't been working on it for weeks. but finally got some spare time and finished it today!