User blog:Mr. Boss-inator/PvZ X Nightmare Before Christmas parodies (Reupload)

''So it all started when I deciced to make a parody of The Oogie Song. Then I decided to also make This is Halloween. Then I made Poor Jack. Then I decided to make as many parodies as possible and turn this into kind of musical in the future. Since it's December 1st and people make Christmas-related blog posts I decided to make one as well. I am coming up with Jack's Lament parody at the moment. Later on I might (not sure tho) also make parodies on Kidnap the Sandy Claws and Town Meeting. I will display the songs in the chronological order, but not Nightmare's chronology, but PvZ Universe chronology.''

''Also Poor Jack and Jack's Obsession might be the worst parodies ever. but I posted them anyway just for the sake of it.''

Poor Zomboss (Poor Jack)
Summary: Dave rekts Zomboss's Zombot once again, Zomboss gets up and looks at his destroyed creation.

What have I missed?

What have I missed?

How can I be so blind?

All is lost, once again

Spoiled all, spoiled all

Everything's gone all wrong



What do I miss?

What do I miss?

Find a deep cave to hide in

In a million years they'll find me

Only dust and a plaque

That reads, "Un-undead Poor Zomboss"

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">But I calculated all this madness, precise

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And nothing really worked at all, how couldn't it?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And all I ever wanted was to bring my creatures brains

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Why does nothing ever turn out like I need?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Well, what the heck, I went and did my best

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And, my God, you're really a troublesome pest

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And for a moment, why, I even touched YOU, Dave

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And at least I left some wounds till you can meet your grave

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And for the first time since I don't remember when

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I felt just like my old crafty self again

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And I, Edgar, George Zomboss

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">That's right, I am Dr. Zomboss, ha, ha, ha

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And I just can't wait until we meet again

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">'Cause I've lost a battle, but not war

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And you will feel the pain

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And, my God, I'm really sure I'm gonna get success

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Well, there's only two ways to find out results of this mess

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And I prefer the second one, to the Future! ==What's this?== <p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Summary: Zomboss travels to Far Future and explores Zomburbia.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this? What's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> There's zombies everywhere

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> What's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> There's rot smell in the air

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I can't believe my eyes

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I must be dreaming

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Wake up, Doc, this isn't fair

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this? What's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> There's something very wrong

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> What's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> My army has grown strong

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">The streets are lined with Undead creatures walking

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Everybody seems so happy

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Have I possibly gone daffy?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What is this? What's this?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Nobody here seems hungry

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">They eat insides of heads

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">They're busy building town

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And absolutely all they're dead

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">There is no hint of plantkind

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh, I can't believe my eyes

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And I have lost the warmth I felt

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">That's coming from inside

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh, look, what's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">They're fixing defence bot, it's fixed

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Why it looks so unique?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Inspired

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">These bots are waiting for intruder plants

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">To set them all on fire

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">In here they've got a vendor box, how queer

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">It sells some sticker packs

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">But why?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">They're giving it all money they have got...

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">But now they got another bot...

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And it gives guns to everyone...

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This vending box is not so wrong!

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Is this all mine? Is this all mine?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh, could it be I got my wish?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh my, what now?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">There is a little Imp

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">But look, he's now a giant S.H.R.I.M.P.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">No plants, no zombies are aware of the might

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Imps hide so bright, but then carry quite a punch

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Securing all their neighbours

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What's this?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">The monsters are all welcome

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And the nightmares are routine

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And in their place they can get rid of any weed or bean

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And what is this? I swear

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I can hear music in the air

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Undeads and bots and brains

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Are absolutely everywhere

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">The sights, the sounds

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">They're everywhere and all around

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I've never felt this might before

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This bossy wish inside of me is charging up

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I simply cannot get enough

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I want it, oh, I want it

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh, I want it for my own

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I've got to know, I've got to know

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">How to get all stuff that I have found?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What is this?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">*accidentally runs into a bypassing zombie holding a metallic butt, music stops. Zomboss and zombie fall down, while butt lands on Zomboss hands. He looks at it for a moment, then gets up and escapes holding this butt. Zombie tries to chase him, but Zomboss from future stops him* Zomboss from future: Let him go. *after a while Zomboss gets out of sight* Congratulations, you have just established the beginning of Zomburbia.

This is where Town Meeting Parody would go if I ever came up with it (maybe I will)
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Summary: Zomboss explaining to zombies his great plan on capturing Suburbia, involving Z-Mech creation.

Making Z-Mechs (Making Christmas)
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Summary: Zombies are working together to create Z-Mechs as powerful as possible.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This time, this time

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Making Z-Mechs

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> Making Z-Mechs

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;"> Making Z-Mechs, making Z-Mechs is so fine

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">New plan this time and won't the David Be surprised?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">New and perfect plan!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Making Z-Mechs

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Making Z-Mechs

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Making Z-Mechs

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Time to get rid of stupid grains

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Tomorrow menu: freshest brains!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Let's dominate over this place!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">It's time to build them

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Making Z-Mechs, making Z-Mechs

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Drakes' mouths burning, S.H.R.I.M.P.s' tails whirling

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And the missles shooting down the plants

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Now if we conclude

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">All together, that and this

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">With all our tricks we're

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Making Z-Mechs shine

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Here comes Doc

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I don't believe what's happening to me

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">My hopes, my dreams, my fantasies

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Mwahahaha

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Won't they be impressed?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I am a genius

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">See how I transformed this road cone

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Into a flying deadly drone?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Hmm, my compliments from me to you

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This weapon packs a punch indeed

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">But it's to difficult to use

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Maybe a landmine's all we need?

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Huh, no, no, no, now that's all wrong

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This thing will never do some damage

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Z-7's speed is way too slow

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Gravity pull might try to manage

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Try that, I'll come back for the results

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">All together, this and that

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">With all our threats

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">We're making Z-Mechs shine

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This time, this time

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Making Z-Mechs, making Z-Mechs

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">La la la

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">We're almost done

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And we can't wait

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">So now prepare to celebrate

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">'Cause when the full moon starts to climb

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">We'll all sing out, it's

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Z-Mechs time

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Mwahahaha

This is Zombie Town (This is Halloween)
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">''Summary: Suburbia has been captured successfully. New citizens are singing along about Zomburbia establishment.''

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">People and weeds of every kind

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Wouldn't you like to lose your mind?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Come with us and leave your lawn

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Enter Zomburbia, the Zombie town

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This is zombie town, this is zombie town

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Undeads roam during permanent night

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This is zombie town, donate your brainz and do not run

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Sit and wait till we gonna make you die of fright

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">It's our town, everyone have fun

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Lose your brainz in zombie town

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I am the one wearing a handsome cape

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Punching all stuff I see, you'll meet an unhappy fate

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I am the one wearing pirate captain hat

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I've got tricks in my sleeves that'll make you join the dead

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This is zombie town, this is zombie town

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Zombie town! Zombie town! Zombie town! Zombie town!

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">In this town we've moved in

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">It's an everyday Halloween

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">In this town, don't we love it now?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Everybody's having meals full of brainz

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Find the golden gnomes hidden behind props and stones

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Maybe in the sewers then we'll get some more fresh...

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Brainz! This is zombie town

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Purple 'n' black, dark-ish lime

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Aren't you scared?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Well, that's just fine

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Say it once, say it twice

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Don't step on the zombie mice

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Trade goodies with Rux, though they're overpriced

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Everybody scream, everybody run

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You can't escape in zombie town!

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<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I am the Foot Soldier, I will shoot you down

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I am the Scientist, I heal everyone

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I am the All-Star, I am very tough

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I am the Engineer, I create stuff

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I am the Imp, I controll the Z-Mech

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And trust me, this one's a deadly tech!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This is zombie town, this is zombie town

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Zombie town! Zombie town! Zombie town! Zombie town!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Zombie town! Zombie town!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">We own this town, plant side slowly fades

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Unlife's no fun without some brainz

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Forget Suburbia, now it is down

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This is Zomburbia, the zombie town!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">In this town, don't we love it now?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">We don't need to tryhard to get some brainz

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Gargantuars stomp, causing an earthquake!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And Yetis will freeze

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And Giga-Gargs will zap you down

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This is zombie town, brainz for everyone

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Won't ya please surrender to a very special guy

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Dr. Zomboss is truly our zombie boss

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Everybody hail to Zomboss, or just die

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">This is zombie town, this is zombie town

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Zombie town! Zombie town! Zombie town! Zombie town!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">In this town, with brain sauce

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Everyone hail to Dr. Zomboss

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">La la-la la, zombie town! Zombie town! [Repeat]

This is where Jack's Lament will go when I finish coming up with it
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">''Summary: Zomboss gets bored of everything. In the end of the song he finds secret passage in the sewers.''

Zomboss's Obsession (Jack's Obsession)
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Summary: Zomboss is deep in thoughts about Gnomes' puzzles.

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Something's up with Boss

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Something's up with Boss

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Don't know if he's already covered in moss

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">He's all alone up there

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Locked away inside

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Never says a word

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Hope he hasn't died

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Something's up with Boss

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Something's up with Boss

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Gnomish puzzles're buzzing in my brain

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Will they let me be? My mind feels pain

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">There are so many things I cannot grasp

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">When I think I've got, and then at last

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Through my undead fingers it does slip

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Like a wall-nut in a weed spray grip

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Something's here I'm not quite getting

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Though I try, I keep forgetting

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Like a memory long since past

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Here in an instant and gone in a flash

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What does it mean?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What does it mean?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">In these little bric-a-brac

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">A secret's waiting to be cracked

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">These gnomes and gates confuse me so

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Confound it all, I love it though

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Simple objects, nothing more

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">But something's hidden through a door

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Though I do not have the key

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Something's there I cannot see

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What does it mean?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What does it mean?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What does it mean?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Hmm...

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I've listened to their hints so many times

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I know the stories and I saw the signs

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I learnt the button orders all by heart

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">My skull's so full, it's tearing me apart

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">As often as I've tried them, something's wrong

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">So hard to put my undead finger on

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Or perhaps it's not as deep

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">As I have been led to think

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Am I trying much too hard?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Of course! I've been too close to see

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">The answer's right in front of me

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Right in front of me

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">It's simple really, very clear

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Like music drifting in the air

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Invisible, but everywhere

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Just because I cannot see it

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Doesn't mean I can't believe it

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You know, I think this puzzle thing

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Is not as tricky as it seems

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And why should they have all the stuff?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">All must be ours, not enough

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Not all ours, in fact, but mine

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Why, I could make my city shine

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And there's no reason I can find

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I couldn't gather shards of time

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I bet I could beat Gnomus too

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And that's exactly what I'll do

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Mwahahaha

The Gnomus Song (The Oogie Song)
<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Summary: Zomboss travels to Infinity Time (so does Crazy Dave) and they meet Gnomus (or one of his imposters)

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Well, well, well, what have we here?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Crazy pothead? DK nerd?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh, I'm really scared

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">So you two think you can outsmart the king of time and space? Ha ha!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You're joking, you are joking

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I can't believe my eyes

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You're kidding me, you gotta be

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">The gnome at cell phone lies

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You're smelly (Zomboss: hey!), you're crazy

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I don't know which is worse

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I might just send some floaties

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">If I don't die laughing first

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">When white-beard crowned gnome says

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Don't touch that shiny ring

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You'd better pay attention now

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">'Cause I'm the timeless king!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And if you aren't shaking

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Then there's something very wrong

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Because this may be the last time

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">When you hear the Gnomus song, ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMES

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMES

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMES

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh, he's the timeless gnomish king!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Well if I'm feeling really bored

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And you've got nothing much to do

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I might just create some trials

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">For your nemesis and you!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Go into random portals

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Survive a time based threat

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Then get knocked out by OP gnomes

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">No matter green or dead!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMES

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMES

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMES

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ohhh

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS AND GNOMES

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) the timeless gnomish king!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">ZOMBOSS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Don't mess with time

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Or you must face the dire consequences

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Time-space continuum's fragile thing

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">So please, come to your senses

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ha, you're joking, you are joking

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I can't believe my ears

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Would someone shut this brain-dead up

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I'm drownin' in my tears

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">It's funny, I'm laughing

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You really are too much

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And now, with your permission

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I'm going to do my stuff

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">DAVE

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">What are you going to do?

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">I'm gonna do the best I can

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">(Musical interlude)

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh, the shine of singularities

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">To me is beauty in the air

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Because I'm the Gnomus, handsome king!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Although I don't play fair

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">It's much more fun, I must confess

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">When lives are on the line

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Not mine, of course, but yours, my pals

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Now that'd be just fine

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">ZOMBOSS AND DAVE

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">My Dino Mech/Robo-Cat will take you down

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And kick away your shiny crown!

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">GNOMUS

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Oh, smarties, you're something

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You've put me in a spin

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">You aren't comprehending

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">The position that you're in

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">It's hopeless, you're finished

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Go fight me, if you dare

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">But do mind, I am the king of time

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">And you aren't going nowhere

<p style="font-weight:normal;color:rgb(0,0,0);font-size:14px;">Ha ha ha

Haven't found any idea for Kidnap the Sandy Claws parody yet.
Quack.