User blog comment:TheO0032/Your PVZ hero (Improved from CITRONtanker and PeaVZ)/@comment-10857070-20170708070940/@comment-27853587-20170708072026

Classes: Sneaky, hearty

Superpowers: Super stench, rock wall, heroic health

Signature: Critical rage: All cards in your hand and deployed fighters, when hurt, get +3 power. The ones in your hand retain the ability when played. Make a newspaper zombie in a random lane.

Description: He's an elderly guy, just wants to read the paper. Don't kill him!

Superpower description: RRRRRRAAAATRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH! It's justified rage.