User:ProcastinatorMan/Random chat nonsense I have spewed out

Note: This is not a comprehensive list. There has been a lot more chat nonsense I have spewed out. Everything in this page is typed out exactly as it was, but not organized in that way.

Random Facts

 * Watermelons are grown in vines near the ground, not in trees or bushes.
 * Coke can clean your car battery.(try it out)
 * YouTube has been up and running since 2006, with the first video being called "Me at the zoo" by jawed.
 * All organic compounds have carbon as one of their elements.
 * Mario was originally made because Nintendo couldn't get to make a game with Popeye.
 * You burn a small amount of calories all the time even if you sit around in the couch doing nothing.
 * Contrary to what some people believe, the Nintendo 64 is not called that because it was released in 1964.
 * Action 52 is an NES game that contains 52 small games in one. It selled at a price of $200. Most of the games are glitchy, which causes them to be either unplayable or hard to play. Game 52, The Cheetahmen, was the only one with an introduction.
 * Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is a game released for computers in the early 2000's. It was advertised for having intense chases with the police. In reality, you could only race with other trucks. The game didn't really work, as the AI would never win no matter what, most things didn't have a hitbox and thus let you pass right through them, and you could infinitely accelerate backwards.
 * The game got a single patch in that the AI would move instead of standing still, but would always stop before the finish line. It also changed the "You're Winner" message to the more grammatically correct "You Win".
 * It also added the one map that would never work, as a mirrored version of another map.
 * Gregor Mendel was a monk who discovered the basic foundations of genetics.
 * He worked with pea plants, which for every trait only had two variations, simplifying the whole unintended process.

Extended References to Users and

 * Our story begins with the formation of Earth. It then immediately skips to the early era of the Plants vs. Zombies Wiki. Users roamed, and staff still fairly controlled stuff. However, this did not exactly make the wiki active or a good database. Vandals and spammers still sometimes went by unpunished and unreverted. Brainulator was an early administrator, and a nice fella. Then, some new users came to the picture. After much progress of time, Brainulator started taking notice of things. He noticed some very bad things, even though a few were flawed and false, they were not all wrong. Calmed by some users, he continued going. At some point, he simply vanished from the wiki, leaving everything in the hands of the staff then. The second time skip occurs, where some users in the era when Brainulator raged had higher positions. Brainulator returned, and made his analyses. He came with rants and satisfactions, hoping for a bright new era of the Plants vs. Zombies Wiki. (2 characters left)
 * Once upon a time, there was a user called CoffeeCupProductions . He started his major activity near the end of the 2013 era of the wiki. He slowly went up, being active on chat and generally friendly to people, also having an attachment to the Plants vs. Zombies series plant Potato Mine. After much progress, he obtained administrator powers. And here we are now.