Board Thread:General discussions/@comment-27173302-20161008015305

Hello, I am some random kid who is also the creator of Space Cheetahs, and I'm going to solve as many PvZ oddities and mysteries as I can. I'll try to tie up the PvZ timeline first.


 * 1) . Game / Book (Reason why it's placed where it is)

1. Plants vs. Zombies: Official Guide to Protecting Your Brains (the lack of info on PvZ2 plants and the fact that I assumed that PvZ 1 takes place in 2017 (according to this random year as a base, Nate and Patrice were both born in 2006, making them 11, and their future selves over 14 (note that Zomboss said "...ever since the zombie takeover of 2020!", proven on page 45 of Timepocalypse). The original book (without Davey's vandalism) MUST have been written before 2014 which was proven on page 51. This book also proves that Bloom & Doom Seed Co. was founded in 1968 by Barbara Johns, even before Neon Mixtape Tour, and maybe even Big Wave Beach!)

2. Plants vs. Zombies Adventures (the fact that more than one human is there and Matilda's concern for "Crazy Dave"'s madness

3. Plants vs. Zombies 1 (The fog from PvZA is mostly vanished and there are less people, just David. And this is the first appearance of Zomboss in timeline)

4. Plants vs. Zombies: Lawnmageddon (Zomboss is still known about and Nathaniel "Nate" Timely and Patricia "Patrice" Blazing first appear)

5. Plants vs. Zombies: Timepocalypse (Penny is finished in development)

6. Plants vs. Zombies 2 (Penny just appears, meaning it should take place after Timepocalypse, as revealed on page 10)

7. Plants vs. Zombies: Bully for You (because)

8. Plants vs. Zombies: Grown Sweet Home (because)

9. Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare (Be honest, something is up with those plants)

10. Plants vs. Zombies Heroes (Super Brainz and the others are created by the Hero-Tron 5000. In other games and series, Super Brainz just appears. Here, we learn about his creation.)

11. Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare (The Plant Classes appear, Super Brainz appears, Rose and Citron, heck, Everyone!)

12. Plants vs. Zombies: Petal to the Metal (because)

13. Plants vs. Zombies: Boom Boom Mushroom (because)

13.5. Whatever comic comes after... (because)

14. Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare 2 (Oh boy... Obviously it has a '2' so MUST come after Garden Warfare! But in all seriousness, I even know what YEAR it takes place after, and it's 2020. This is revealed in Timepocalypse, page 45. Sometime after, the plants try to reclaim Suburbia. Over 3 centuries later, Far Future happens.)

Is that accurate enough to solve mysteries? Maybe. We'll try to solve them, with some based on this very timeline that I assume you finished reading.

What is Crazy Dave's last name?

It's probably Blazing. Patrice Blazing is Crazy Dave's niece. This could either mean Crazy Dave's last name is Blazing or that Crazy Dave has/had a sister who got married and took on the last name "Blazing". Hmm... Perhaps Matilda is Dave's sister? After all, she's concerned for Dave and even has the same hair colour as Patrice! Or maybe I'm thinking way too hard. Now my brain is too exhausted to be eaten.

Is Dr. Edgar George Zomboss part human?

Maybe. But he IS a zombie, which is SEVERELY hinted in the Bully For You. He went to ZOMBIE COLLEGE, for crying out loud (page 7 of Bully For You). No human would do that unless he (or she, not to be sexist) want to be zombie food. I know people may suspect him to be human, as he can talk unmindlessly (I hope that's a word) and has a massive cranial expansion (meaning he's a big dumbie), but there are other zombies that can talk fluent English (examples include Stilts, GrimBrim and Greg-Gantuar (what a stupid name)), proven on page 7 of Bully For You.

Why did Zomboss try to stop Crazy Dave from time-travelling?

This one's too easy. He probably knows about the Gnomes and how they LOATHE time-travelling, so that's probably why. However, Garden Warfare (the comic) disproves this as he haphazardly uses time portals to steal future technology to make his Z-Mechs as powerful as they can be (page 11). I don't know. Or perhaps the Neon Mixtape Tour boss battle banged him up too much, as his full body is exposed to damage. Now the projectiles are clearly hitting the stage, but it isn't not possible (ooh... double negative, I hope I don't get swarmed by Grammar Nazis) for at least one projectile to hit him. But for what I know, he must've found out about the gnomes between Timepocalypse and PvZ2, since he haphazardly time-travels in Timepocalypse as well.

Why is Crazy Dave crazy?

I don't know. Perhaps he's been breathing too much toxic gas from the Zombies? Or MAYBE from creating Fume-shroom or Gloom-shroom! It's pretty much possible that the fumes from Fumey and Gloomey are expell toxic fumes that deteriorate living matter, perhaps it deteriorated his brain? Or maybe it's the Fog that's deteriorating his brain, which was hinted in Adventures. Or could he be mad from Alzheimer's? Not likely. Crazy Dave is between 30 and 40 years old (Neon Mixtape Tour) which will make it very unlikely for him to suffer from Alzheimer's, and it is proven that he did live to old age (page 43 of Garden Warfare) without Alzheimer's.

Why is Scaredy-shroom scared of zombies?

Because he (along with Cattail) are the only plants that possess COMMON SENSE! Scaredy-shroom is scared because they are ZOMBIES! UNDEAD CORPSES THAT FEAST ON LIVING MATTER! Living. Matter. Just. Like. Him. He even cries of fear and pain, unlike most plants (Tall-nut and Garlic are a few exceptions). Even Crazy Dave doesn't blame him. Yet everyone else does. No one likes Scaredy-shroom because of his intelligence, but since he possesses this fear, it makes me pity on him and love him. Hate me for it, but Scaredy-shroom is my second-favourite plant in the series. What's my favourite? Cattail. Why? Because he (page 98 of the Official Guide to Protecting your Brains) / she (Plants vs. Zombies Heroes) is a cat. He's/She's cute. Also why does it have common sense? Well not only is he/she determined to protect you by firing at the closest zombie to home, but he/she can also shoot the closest zombie to itself, automatically take down Balloon Zombies, and has a clever Almanac entry. See? Not only is it good, but he/she is a smart little one, unlike that PvZ2 ripoff that can't even home. But why make a cat-based plant if you hate cats so much, David? That will be answered in the nezt question.

Why was Cattail even created if Crazy Dave hates cats so much?

Because it's a really bad pun. But in all seriousness, Cattail probably wasn't even made by Crazy Dave, as the Bloom & Doom Seed Company was founded in 1968. Perhaps a cat-lover made Cattail for his/her own amusement. A cat-head to be cute, lily pads to aid in swimming, homing tail spikes to defend itself, it's owner, or it's Kittails. Cattails are now a wild species, thriving in ponds, streams, Crazy Dave's car for purchase, and in Internet videos. As a wild species, this can prove the genders. Perhaps Crazy Dave doesn't know about this abomination of nature? After all, Crazy Dave gladly sells any random thing in his car. No. Plants vs. Zombies: Plant your Path disproves this. On page 132, he is revealed to know about Cattails, and even thinks that they are cute! Say WHAT?!!? I give up. You give an answer for this.

Is PvZ really a board game and the house is nothing but a dollhouse?

PvZ did plan for a board game that is now cancelled, but is the game itself a board game? Perhaps. After all, the proportions of Crazy Dave:Wall-nut are astronomical, but on the flip side, there are way too many games and books that prove otherwise. Or perhaps PvZ1 was a board game to practice for the apocalypse? Or a board game for entertainment? Maybe.

Is Crazy Dave dead?

Nope! He is safe and sound and lived to a ripe old age (and probably invented immortality in humans). Did that Bungee Zombie convince you that he was? Probably.

About Rux?

Rux is a gnome that was expelled from the Gnomiverse under suspicion that he is rebelling against Gnomus. He became very wealthy and what he plans to do with this money is unknown. Watch this video. Is he evil? Maybe. Maybe not. But I'm 99% sure he isn't.

Is Crazy Dave a zombie?

Absolutely not! Why would he kill his own kin with weeds?

What kind of Zombie are PvZ Zombies?

According to the Pentagon, there are 8 kinds of zombies (this video): Pathogenic, Radiation, "Evil Magic" (why?), Space (?!!?!?), Weaponized, Symbiant-Induced, Vegetarian (graiinnz...), and CHICKEN (the creators of CONPLAN 8888 MUST be on high). Now this is a toughie. Zomboss and his cronies are lab-created (this video), Pathogenic (PvZ: Official Guide to Protecting your Brains, page 172 to 173), Weaponized (admit it, they are), Vegetarian (they eat plants, and to some extent, mushrooms, kelp, algae, plant food (Lawnmageddon, page 10 and PvZ2), holograms, fire, metal, rock, or really anything in front of them), and have always existed a half-hour after man walked the Earth (PvZ: Official Guide to Protecting your Brains, page 46). However, there are exceptions. Mullet Zombie, for one, isn't a zombie, but is actually closer to a space ogre than a zombie. Zomboss, as some think, is thought to be human, although he isn't. Chickens are probably extremely savage Chicken Zombies. And some zombies, such as Bull and Yeti, are robots.

How do the plants even work?

Nitroglycerine. Lots and lots of nitroglycerine. Especially and ExplodeONut. Catapult plants have an obvious method, defensive plants and spikeweeds as well. Shooters shoot to reproduce, and shoot far because there must be nitroglycerine in there. Sun-producers provide the light energy needed for plants to generate ATP, Marigold collects silver and gold, which are rare in the Earth's crust (at 159 μ g/kg  and 4 μ g/kg respectively), and aren't useful in life, and uses heat to mold them into shape. What that? That process wastes WAYYY too much ATP? Whatever. No wonder Marigold is so sleepy in hacked PvZ2 gameplay. And no wonder she kills herself when fed Plant Food. She killed herself wasting all that precious energy on a useless process. Being a slave making money for a cruel being helping himself. Gold Magnet? Magic. Silver, Gold, and Carbon aren't ferromagnetic. Perhaps these coins have trace amounts of Iron? Not likely, since Magnet-shroom cannot collect them. Or maybe he chooses not to collect them. Hmm...

Will the plants work in real-life?

No. Definitely not. These plants are going to be awful in real life. Every single one. Not only will it take oh so very long to develop them, but let's face it, they will never, ever work. Think about what the plant does, and see if it's possible to survive a zombie apocalypse with it. Explosives will end up killing you (+ the intended target). Shooters and lobbers will never reload (unless magic). Not to mention these plants have a mind of their own. They could turn evil if they wanted to. It could be easy to kill them and none of them will be consistent fighters, as they have to focus on one target at a time or few targets in a small area.

'Have more questions? Ask below, and answers will be given shortly (hopefully).' 