Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-5760976-20150905201524/@comment-18464102-20150907135955

Lily8763cp wrote: Iamarepeater wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: Iamarepeater wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: Iamarepeater wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: Iamarepeater wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: Iamarepeater wrote: Lily8763cp wrote: Iamarepeater wrote: Cabbage-pult, is your worst fear is to wake up in the zen garden to discover there are 11 marigolds with you?

Marigold, you need to stop stalking Cabbage-pult or law pea will arrest you. (Do not want to imagine what happened at the bar where both Cabbage-pult and Marigold got drunk and high on weed)
 * Cabbage-pult:No, it'd be that we had a child!
 * Marigold:I don't "stalk" him, I just show him my love when he's nearby!

Peashooter, you installed any anti spam program? Oh. Cabbage-pult and Marigold, I have taken your DNAs. I will compare them to Melon-slice pult. If they match, then Cabbage-pult, this would be your greatest nightmare come true. Melon-pult, can you help me test the DNAs? I have finished the DNA test. What is the outcome? (Tests if Stallia's DNA matches Melon-slice pult's DNA) ///One more of these then this whole baby thing will stop due to it breaking the no s** questions rule. At least everyone now knows that melon-slice pult is not marigold and Cabbage-pult's kid.
 * Peashooter:Yes, a ton and no, Cabbage hasn't had a baby yet, though a plant recently grew called Melon Slice-pult who Marigold keeps telling him is their kid.
 * Melon-pult:...NO! He's my child! He looks like me!
 * Marigold:No! He's our child!
 * E.M.Peach:We just found the sprout by a tree! It could be neither of yours! *gets hit by a melon and a heavy coin*
 * Melon Slice-pult:*under his breath* I hope your right E.M... Melon-pultUnusedCostume2.pngMarigoldUnusedCostume1.pngE.M.Peach2.pngMelon_Slice-pultAS.png
 * E.M.Peach:...WINTER MELON?!?! And somebody else? O_o *looks at Winter Melon*
 * Winter Melon:I don't remember ever having a child! *points at Marigold and Melon-pult* You two can fight to the death for who owns him, I don't want any children!
 * Stallia:I would NEVER f*** Winter Melon!
 * Lord Bamboo: *in jail* Yeah, who'd do that.
 * Stallia:...Peach, can males make other males have babies?
 * Winter Melon and E.M.Peach:WHAT?!?! O_o

To all plants, I was going through the plant and zombie archives and found this intresting story. Wanna hear it? Pod pilot, you are correct. ///lily, are the pod pilots kids?
 * Winter Melon:I'm going to the bathroom...just in case of...*runs before finishing his sentence*
 * Pod Pilot #1:Story time? Yay! :D

Anyway, it's about imaiter's ancestors. Here it goes.

During the eighties, mines were banned from performing in public after being a public nuisance since the prehistoric times. Until the nineties when the law was repealed, mines had to survive as ordinary folks but failed miserly. (Seems they gave some examples)

They failed at:
 * Being a serial killer. Seems imaiter here was mining a weapon that was imaginary.
 * Escaping a building fire. IDK why imaiter was squatting there with nothing holding him back.
 * Bungee jumping into a volcano. Mined a rope, ended up in hospital for 12 weeks.
 * Talking on the phone. Nothing was said.
 * Being an Alicorn of Canterlot. Imaiter blew up the whole of Canterlot castle when the generals misinterpreted his sign language.
 * dating. Knocked up sunflower's ancestor after wearing a mine c*****.
 * parenting. Was arrested for showing his kids some perverted stuff.
 * taxi driver. (Wait. They said this actually worked so I suppose the mined cars did transport people around)
 * sky diving. Imaiter's ancestor's burial site is where he dued. Must have mined a parachute.

So how was it?