Board Thread:Fun and games/@comment-30384301-20170607131052/@comment-30790899-20170607140706

PeaVZ108 wrote: CITRONtanker wrote: PeaVZ108 wrote: CITRONtanker wrote: Drag that poor flower into our war

I will make your loss very sore!

I will own you, as my tiny slave

So do as I say, worthless knave!

You call me princess, you face my wrath!

Sending us back on this warpath

I hungry, are you to, pea?

I'll make you into the pea puree you should be!

MY HILL FOREVER AND EVER! You're the slave, I'm the master!

Bow before my squid blasters!

Guaranteed to kill any squid like you.

Defying me will make you a fool.

Pea puree will give you stomachaches,

The sight of you gives anyone headaches!

But I am immune to that, as peas are powerful!

Eating you makes my tummy full!

MY HILL FOREVER AND EVER! What a shame that you are wrong.

I will make you sing a song

About how i rule, and peas are food

Do not disobey me, i am not in the mood

I'm gonna squash you, like the bug you are

Or pick you up, and throw you far

But maybe, right here today

I could erradicate you with some bug spray!

MY HILL FOREVER AND EVER! I'm not the real bug, you are!

With you within my leaves, I can throw you super far!

Into the burning core of the sun!

Watching you burn will be super fun!

Bug spray will never work on me!

I float like a butterfly and sting like a bee!

You float like a cow and sting like a bug!

You're really one pathetic little slug!

MY HILL FOREVER AND EVER! Not bad, not bad, for a little fly

I guess it is time for you to really die!

I know you are defiant still

But how could puny peas like you kill!

I will never concede to you

Why don't you jump into my stew?

You will be nice and warm, i promise, puny

And you will be nice and cozy in my tummy

MY HILL FOREVER AND EVER!