Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26988423-20151227035120/@comment-26826553-20151230044409

(6 AM, 30 December 2081, Underground Catacomb of Zomboss Graveyard #51)

Zarles: *rubs hands in anticipation* Hehe! Hehe! Hehe! I am so gonna kick a** with this one!

Ace: *behind, Zarles, arms crossed* Ehem!

Zarles: Oh, right, of course, you guys will kick a** too...But still, I'll be bada**!

(3 hours later)

Zarles: FINALLY!!! I MIXED THEM UP! YES! (with tweezers, he extracts a plate containing a powdery substance flashing volatile white, orange, & purple light...He has mixed the nuclear substance with the Predator's spores) Hey, Taner, how's the juicing doing!

Taner: That's COMMANDER TANER to you, fool! The juicing is going great! (observes his men extracting the fresh acidic blood of an already dead Xenochomper)

(The remaining four Xenochompers growl & hiss angrily in the cage containing them. Suddenly, two of the alien chompers crunch one of their own breathren, proceeding to brutally rip him apart.)

Zarles: S***!

Taner: Hmmm...I'm sure we just fed them...don't worry, we can always capture more-

Zarles: NO! LOOK!

(It turns out the Xenochompers did have a brilliant plan. They tore their own companion apart in order to use his pressurized acidic blood to melt the cage bars! They broke out, one of them chomping off the head of an unsuspecting undead Nazi. Another alien tore another Nazi in half. The third one got his hands on the time fabric ripper. Having seen Taner use it a lot of times the previous night (to summon more undead Nazis from 1945), the primitive beast learned the controls with ease, ripping a new portal in space)

Taner: WHAT IN DAMNATION! GET ANOTHER CAGE & GET THOSE THINGS BACK TO WHERE THEY SHOULD BE!!!

(But before the aliens could escape into the time portal, a T-rex (no, the doggy kind of this game, not the one from Jurassic Park) burst out of the portal, snapping up another Nazi, &, having knocked down a jar of nuclear Predator spores, got itself enveloped in the energy dust. But before it could rampage in the catacomb-lab, a spikeweed stuck to its face...After great difficulty, Taner & his Nazis managed to re-imprison all three Xenochompers.)

Taner: Well, that job is s***! (closes the portal as a hungry Ankylosaurus investigates it)

Zarles: Yeah, some of my nuclear Predaspores are gone! Stupid dog-rex!

Ace: Hey, wait! (Points at the T-rex's belly, which bursts open, revealing a Xenochomper-T-rex hybrid. Since the T-rex was covered in & exposed to the radiation of nuclear Predaspores prior to its death, the Xenochomper-Rex hybrid also had Predator characteristics, radiating nuclear energy. In short, the hybrid was a combination of a Xenochomper, a Predator, & a T-rex, with nuclear energy)

Taner: What the f*** do you call that s***...

Zarles: I think we shall call it "Xenochompredator nucleas rexus"!

Ace: Nah, no...Let's just call it "The Abomination"!

Taner: The Abomination...I guess we can stick to that one...

(another 3 hours later, they extracted most of the nuclear blood of the hybrid)

Zarles: (loads the Abomination's blood into a glass capsule, & slips it into a pistol) There we are...A deal's a deal, medieval thief guy...(tosses the pistol to Ace)

Ace: (Shoots the vial at the floor. In a puff of smoke, an Abomination was standing there. It roars & breathes a blast of nuclear energy at a Nazi, roasting the undead soldier to ashes) HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Zarles: World domination is not so far-fetched now, isn't it...

Taner: Hehehe...Prepare the tanks & jeepneys, you horrible fools! (the Nazis run to the elevator, back to the outside world) Let's prepare to win Zomboss some Suburbian brainz...

//There we are, the invasion is set, the experiment is already done, & a hell lot more sinister...