User blog:Pinkgirl234/PvZ Wiki Rap Battles - RetroBowser vs. Lily8763cp

''Hello people. Welcome to our third rap battle for the PvZ Wiki Rap Battles. Staff Members Edition. Today we will witness a rap battle between two forum moderators have a face - off in rapping. PvZ Wiki Rap Battles - RetroBowser vs. Lily8763cp. 3. 2. 1. BEGIN!

RetroBowser – Verse 1
It’s a – me RetroBowser who’s prepared to beat this Lily

For she has to know that standing up to me was really silly

We all know that I am pretty much stronger than you

I have 3 user powers and you only have two Oh, since your name is Lily, feel free to be my doormat

Like the lily pad on the pool, I will be standing on you flat

Expect me to walk away victorious in the end

And you can simply get mind-SPUDOW will all the lines I’ll send

Lily8763cp– Verse 2
So much arrogance displayed by this crazy ‘ol troll

But too bad you cannot match the way this flower will roll

Since you say I’m a lily pad, well I can upgrade to a cattail

To shoot you down and show that your attempts to rekt me actually fails! I am nobody’s doormat. I’m a flower attraction

For the forum mods who are distracted by my floral actions

So before you swim and snorkel your way towards to beat me

I’ll drop a Squash on you first ‘cuz nobody messes with Lily

RetroBowser – Verse 3
So you’re a flower? Well, no wonder all your words just seem to wither

Your face looks like a Doom-shroom’s. Come on, no need to be bitter

Or right, you’re just jelly because I’m better than you

Now I suggest you walk out like what the losers would do

Lily8763cp – Verse 4
Mate, do not ask me to walk out, because I’m not yet done

Gonna spit my final words now and this should be fun:

Put the “r” between the “B” and “o” in the part of your username

You’d crash so bad like the browser you are since you are lame

Who won? Who's next? You guys decide!! Next battle coming up: an Oreo boy vs. a handsome plant. Tell in the comments below what other staff members you want to see rap each other!