Talk:Electronic Arts/@comment-27260621-20151215061912

How to make EA :

Needed materials :

1 pound of creative artists

1/2 pound of user

1/2 pound of costumer service

100 pounds of Origin

1,000,000 pounds of money (if you don't feel comfortable, you can use your wallet instead)

1,000 pounds of greediness

Instructions:

First, Prepeare a large bowl ... a very large bowl ! Then add 1,000 pounds of greediness and 1,000 pounds of money to it and stir the bowl as hard as possible (You might add more money cause it's more fun, but it's not recommended). You can see that they mix really well ( I usually add some wallet to it, because I find it sweeter). Then, add all of the creative artists and Origin to it and stir it again. As you can see, your EA becomes sticky and if you smell it, it smells god awful (you may see some badge-shaped circles in your EA when you mix materials to gether. These things are called " The worst company of the year " and these things make your EA even better, so don't worry). set the oven on 699 C (it used to work on 299 C, but after some changes, it became 499 C and now it's 699 C) and wait for 2 years. After that, if you still remember that you are making EA, Add user to it (this is a secret reciepe ... ). What you see that your EA becomes 33 times larger than what it is and it helps your EA to stay in shape, as user makes money to become tastier. At the end add as much money as you want ( you can also use other's money if the amount of money made you broke). after mixing everything, put the bowl in the fridge and never open your fridge again.

You may ask " Why we need costumer serice while it's not in instructions?"

Answer : Who cares about costumer service?